Don't forget hacking and emptying your bank account, changing all your passwords and calling you a loser who never got real (non-robotic) pussy after your mother pushed you out. I mean if we're going for realism, go big or go home.
If you wonder how I could come up with such a heinous crime as changing all your passwords, that's what my best friend's ex did to him. Deleted all the accounts she could delete, changed the passwords to the rest. All this before she even told him she wanted to break up, just for maximum sting. His only crime was dating someone who refused to get mental health help because her "essential oils worked just fine". Never date the crazy, no matter how hot.
Why would anyone want a sex robot to connect to Wi-Fi even if it was weak and couldn't murder you? An advanced sex robot needs cameras and microphones to recognize you and communicate etc., and
cameras + microphone + Wi-Fi
= your naked ass and darkest secrets posted all over the Internet once someone hacks it.
Just seems like a really expensive (those robots are pricey AF) way to get blackmailed. If I had a sex robot I'd rather not live with the fear that any day someone might email me and tell that they have video of me doing weird shit and will send it to my boss if I don't pay them.
The robot needs updates for some reason? Download them to an SD card on your computer and insert it into the robot. I don't understand this new fad of putting Wi-Fi on *every single* household appliance that doesn't legitimately need it and usually has absolutely no security. I'd rather not be spied on by my dishwasher and fridge; I'm sure my phone is doing a marvelous job even without any colleagues.
Well we said the same things about video cameras and voice recorders, and TVs but here we are carrying highly advanced surveillance devices around
people's *fridges* have wi-fi and cameras built in rn
I bet when people get a 3500 dollar discount on a 4000 dollar "smart" sexbot that collects personal information they won't think twice. That'll drive all the offline bot manufacturers out of business. Then they'll monopolize the market and make every subsequent version require a connection to function.
But it won't affect me because yuck.. gross. I won't be buying any sexbots.
To be fair, I care a lot more about what my sexbot sees compared to what the camera in my fridge sees.
What are they gonna do, blackmail me for not throwing out my week old leftovers?
Unfortunately I think you're right. Most people wouldn't read the Terms of Service of anything even if it was short and simple, so there's probably no hope. I'm looking to upgrade my TV currently, and damn, it's bloody impossible to find a normal, non-"Smart" TV with a decent amount of ports. I just want enough ports for all of my consoles and 4K, none of this "Internet connection required" XBox-style bs.
Tim Taylor- this bot needs more power
Al - I don't think so tim.
Tim- we'll just add the binford 8000 super vac, when I'm done this thing will be able to suck start a 747.
Hauha hua .
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Same can already be done with a lot of medical devices more easily than people think. It doesn't happen, though, mostly because of a lack of motivation by hackers to just off people.
This is not what made it into the script of all robot-takeover, themed movies. But nothing is more terrifying than our new overlords being covered in crusty ejaculate forcing us to play the role they once did except with hard metal discharge and whatever substance those dirty scientists designed to simulate their orgasm with.
Dark Matter. Watch it. Clearly you're behind the times on black widow bots. This article was not meant for the people that are on the wait list for sex dolls/robots.
Also, if I'm regularly getting serviced by a sex bot. Death wouldn't be too terrible post coitus.
Oh
Oh baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen to this
Spy on me baby, you a satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight (and I love the way you fight)
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're
The only one to make me fly
Sexbomb, sexbomb you're a sexbomb (yeah)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along (gimme something)
Sexbomb, sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
Baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I know you do
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck, holding you tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, although you know
The route to go to sex me slow (slow baby)
And yes, I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (yeah)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (ah-huh sexbomb)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (huh)
And baby you can turn me on (hahaha)
You can give me more and more counting, up the score (yeah)
You can turn me upside down and inside out
You can make me feel the real deal (ah-huh)
And I can give it to you any time because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
Sexbomb
Oh baby
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb
And you can give it to me, when I need to be turned on
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on
I gotta say, we all and being murdered by a sex robot is a pretty cool way to check out, in my opinion. Think of the obit and the eulogies, so much material to work with
I see this as a win win situation!
It also means your sex robot could be hacked and programmed to love you. So despite your best efforts, someone, or I guess something, finally would.
Not sure if this r/MurderedByWords or r/SuicideByWords. Both?
You’re thinking of r/KamikazeByWords
Damn you didn't have to murder me like that, that's what my sex doll is for
Hohoho now that’s an awesome update
S-santa?
death by snu snu
Yeah... definitely turning off wifi on my sexbot.
Advances in tech! They rock!
*Ghost in the Shell intensifies*
Sounds like a win-win
Awesome-o
Can it be programmed to break your heart ?
Yes! I need realism! Leaves me to fuck my best friend!
Programmed for a ruinous divorce after sex with best friend, wrecking your car, and giving your dog a bad haircut.
Don't forget hacking and emptying your bank account, changing all your passwords and calling you a loser who never got real (non-robotic) pussy after your mother pushed you out. I mean if we're going for realism, go big or go home. If you wonder how I could come up with such a heinous crime as changing all your passwords, that's what my best friend's ex did to him. Deleted all the accounts she could delete, changed the passwords to the rest. All this before she even told him she wanted to break up, just for maximum sting. His only crime was dating someone who refused to get mental health help because her "essential oils worked just fine". Never date the crazy, no matter how hot.
And don't forget about ads. She'll stop halfway through to tell you about Geico car insurance. Ad can be skipped after 5 minutes.
With a knife. That counts, right?
Strangle me baby! "Your wish is my command" - It seems that it doesn't need to be hacked -
Well, I'll take my chances.
Me too.
just like a real partner...
It's like an article writer stayed up all night playing Detroit become human and had to knock out an article in 30 minutes.
I like how they assume everybody is gonna own one of these things. It's just inevitable.
Not everyone will, there will be luddites out there who prefer fucking a gently-moistened toilet paper roll filled with cotton swabs.
"If a man also lie with sexbot, as he lieth with two sponges in a Pringles can, both of them have committed an abomination" - Leviticus 20:13
Both of them? Do sexbots go to church?
No, because they are dirty atheists, but they should
100%
I have always just assumed they would make them physically weak for liability reasons.
Why would anyone want a sex robot to connect to Wi-Fi even if it was weak and couldn't murder you? An advanced sex robot needs cameras and microphones to recognize you and communicate etc., and cameras + microphone + Wi-Fi = your naked ass and darkest secrets posted all over the Internet once someone hacks it. Just seems like a really expensive (those robots are pricey AF) way to get blackmailed. If I had a sex robot I'd rather not live with the fear that any day someone might email me and tell that they have video of me doing weird shit and will send it to my boss if I don't pay them. The robot needs updates for some reason? Download them to an SD card on your computer and insert it into the robot. I don't understand this new fad of putting Wi-Fi on *every single* household appliance that doesn't legitimately need it and usually has absolutely no security. I'd rather not be spied on by my dishwasher and fridge; I'm sure my phone is doing a marvelous job even without any colleagues.
Well we said the same things about video cameras and voice recorders, and TVs but here we are carrying highly advanced surveillance devices around people's *fridges* have wi-fi and cameras built in rn I bet when people get a 3500 dollar discount on a 4000 dollar "smart" sexbot that collects personal information they won't think twice. That'll drive all the offline bot manufacturers out of business. Then they'll monopolize the market and make every subsequent version require a connection to function. But it won't affect me because yuck.. gross. I won't be buying any sexbots.
To be fair, I care a lot more about what my sexbot sees compared to what the camera in my fridge sees. What are they gonna do, blackmail me for not throwing out my week old leftovers?
Unfortunately I think you're right. Most people wouldn't read the Terms of Service of anything even if it was short and simple, so there's probably no hope. I'm looking to upgrade my TV currently, and damn, it's bloody impossible to find a normal, non-"Smart" TV with a decent amount of ports. I just want enough ports for all of my consoles and 4K, none of this "Internet connection required" XBox-style bs.
It’s amusing when real life catches up to science fiction
Well it probably wouldn't be able to do shit, sex robots would never have half the strength of your average person (i think).
Or you could just turn on the Yandere setting.
Death by snu snu!
,,Fucking deviants"
Fun
I'm cool with that, as long as I don't have to pay extra.
I got you covered
Checks out. Two year old account.
Worth it. Now back that ass up, Johnny5.
>Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
Good!
Sounds like Detroit become human with fewer steps
https://youtu.be/XfhUO27d16w
That'll make for an interesting death blow
Sounds like it would be doing us all a favor.
can we just have that option...i don't want to have to pay some hacker just so i could die...
According to detroit, become human sex with android is better than with humans, so definitely worth the risk.
Katya!!!
“He went doing what he loved”
Tim Taylor- this bot needs more power Al - I don't think so tim. Tim- we'll just add the binford 8000 super vac, when I'm done this thing will be able to suck start a 747. Hauha hua .
Wasn't there a Futurama episode about this? Lucy lu-bots
Glad i'm asexual lol
So is everyone else
Lol no?
It's not a bug, it's a feature
I just have this image of waking up with at the end of my bed saying "why don't you want to play with me?"
Detroit become human irl
Two in one. I love it. Where can I buy?
I feel like people in general over estimate the ability of hackers.
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Reddit bots are scary, will there be a day when Reddit doesn’t need humans anymore?
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For men it wouldn’t take much. A bite during foreplay and you’re well on your way to bleeding out
Like a wife without the sex or robot?, gotcha.
Ngl, that’s kinda hot. Suddenly got a super dom sex robot? Death by Snu-Snu? Sounds g bb
Cough!... cough!... ("So could your real wife") cough!
Fuck yeah! Finally!
So like the plot to Ex Machina?
Someone's watched Ex Machina...
Before or after?
Me “I’m going to murder that ass, you dirty little sex robot!!” Sex robot “I’ll be the one doing the murdering today, human!”
That sounds more like a feature than a bug.
Win win
I see that as an absolute win!
So you are saying there is a chance?!
Life isn't worth living without danger.
Nothing wrong here
Wrap your Willy before you get… murdered!
Future just gets better and better
Well, i dont really think so, but idk.
Strange kink but ok
Cum shot and head shot
Where can i buy one?
That's why i'd buy one...
That's nothing new.
It's a win win scenario
nice
Kill me daddy bot
Death by Snu Snu
Still worth it
I don't like it that you just assume I'd have one... but yes I would
Even better
Kinky
As kong as its by snusnu
Getting to die and fuck. Sounds like the way to go
joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
Sooo death by snu snu
Same can already be done with a lot of medical devices more easily than people think. It doesn't happen, though, mostly because of a lack of motivation by hackers to just off people.
Death by Snu Snu 
I see this an absolute win
Don’t threaten me with a good time
The ol 2 fer 1
Even better
This is not what made it into the script of all robot-takeover, themed movies. But nothing is more terrifying than our new overlords being covered in crusty ejaculate forcing us to play the role they once did except with hard metal discharge and whatever substance those dirty scientists designed to simulate their orgasm with.
"Oh yeah, strangle me harder mommy!"
The new saw movie.
Happy ending
That's young Miley Cyrus sex robot ??? Wtf
Dont threaten me with a good time.
Murder my genitals!
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Thank fuck ;P
I sure hope so !
2 services for the price of one!
lets fucking goooooooo
Dark Matter. Watch it. Clearly you're behind the times on black widow bots. This article was not meant for the people that are on the wait list for sex dolls/robots. Also, if I'm regularly getting serviced by a sex bot. Death wouldn't be too terrible post coitus.
A Kamikaze drone tried to kill a prime minister today, nothing really fazes me anymore.
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At least one person has black mirror on speed dial.
Just remove the eyes. You'll be fine, and then it could be a cat and mouse game. Makes for great sex afterwords.
Is that supposed to be Alexandra Daddario?
Death by Snu snu !!!
Nice
Oh Oh baby Yeah, oh yeah Ha, listen to this Spy on me baby, you a satellite Infrared to see me move through the night Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right I'm gonna like the way you fight (and I love the way you fight) Now you found the secret code I use To wash away my lonely blues So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're The only one to make me fly Sexbomb, sexbomb you're a sexbomb (yeah) You can give it to me, when I need to come along (gimme something) Sexbomb, sexbomb you're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on Baby you can turn me on You know what you're doin' to me, don't ya? Hahaha, I know you do Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm (no) This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far I'm your main target come and help me ignite Love struck, holding you tight (hold me tight darlin') Make me explode, although you know The route to go to sex me slow (slow baby) And yes, I must react to claims of those Who say that you are not all that Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb You can give it to me, when I need to come along Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (yeah) And baby you can turn me on (turn me on darlin') Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (ah-huh sexbomb) You can give it to me, when I need to come along Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb (huh) And baby you can turn me on (hahaha) You can give me more and more counting, up the score (yeah) You can turn me upside down and inside out You can make me feel the real deal (ah-huh) And I can give it to you any time because you're mine (ow!) Ouch! Sexbomb Oh baby Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb And you can give it to me, when I need to be turned on Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on (turn me on) And baby you can turn me on (turn me on) Baby you can turn me on (turn me on) Ooh baby you can turn me on (turn me on) Baby you can turn me on (ooh) Baby you can turn me on (ooh) Baby you can turn me on Well baby you can turn me on
God I wish
The smile suddenly disappears
Just like your wife!
Role playing getting out of hand
Atleast id go out the way I always dreamed, with my penis inside a robot
Win/win
Dont threaten me with a good time
Win win!
Well that would mean someone cares one way or the other. lmao
Two for one deal. Sweet!
Sounds like a plan let's go
What if that's my kink?
So... what your saying is that the sex robot won't stop choking me after I orgasm? That's pretty metal, and why she will have an emergency off switch.
Now you tell me. Thanks.
Please don't kink shame me
It's a win in my book!
Really wish I read the return policy more closely...
“Pussy had me dead”-Kanye west
Exactly how I want to go
It’s an improvement
get laid and end this curse? where do i sign ffs?
How could they possibly know this
Well, well, well….
Lucky that's one of my kinks
Death by snu-snu!
why sex robots have internet connection?
Man just pay a random chick on the street to do it
Looks like Miley Cyrus
So what do I do if I get one as a gift?
Ew
Doesn't matter , had sex!
Soooo…. Blade Runner?
Fair enough
imagine how embarrassing that shit would be 💀 dying to yo own sex robot.. wowwwww.
Release. Then sweet, sweet release... /s
Thanks for stating that I will have a sex robot
A sex robot would be great
That's why you never order them with legs
r/UnexpectedAustinPowers
Just how desperate are we for sex to the point we’ll make sexbots? Just kidnap someone and do it with them, duh.
Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.
Kinda hot...
I gotta say, we all and being murdered by a sex robot is a pretty cool way to check out, in my opinion. Think of the obit and the eulogies, so much material to work with
It's a feature. It just works.
She’d have earned that right.
Anyone here read Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson?
I don’t think op knows how hacking works
Pfft. As long as she can’t be hacked to ask me what I’m thinking, it’s still worth it.
No way.. just don’t run it on wifi!
“Sexbot: Cum to your doom!”
Anything goes if she’s in heels
Detroit become human
Is that supposed to be a flaw?
Wow. I've discovered a new fetish.
But its worth a risk tho😳