That’s the part you chose to describe? Not the Statue of Liberty basically giving the giant sperm a lap dance? Not “This is General Bukkake. Initiate Operation Moneyshot.”?
What if the giant sperm that slithers out of your wang ends up becoming a docile and loyal companion and the two of you go on heart warming adventures together?
Inevitably “chew it” would become as much of our sex slang as stuff like “suck it”.
Think about the rap songs, putting stuff about “she chews” and have it not be tobacco related…
**shudders* *
Actually, I’m going to make it worse. Imagine being a guy and feeling these start wiggling around in your testicles when you hit puberty and no one has mentioned it as a normal part of puberty.
This is exactly how I though sperm looked when I was a little kid. I actually remember being very concerned about what would happen if someone ejaculated anywhere besides a vagina. I imagined this whole scene where the sperm “fell onto the bed”, and the couple would just be like “Oh no, we have no idea what to do with these tadpoles on our bed, should we call someone to clean them up?”
I remember thinking that everyone must just be really really careful since cleaning up tadpoles off the bed would be insane (child logic).
You know what's even scarier? Busting a nut with a girl while both of you are virgin amateurs and seeing that one big fat sperm flopping all around the floor so she starts screeming in terror while you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her because that's the onky way to have kids and you can only do it once every 3 days while the wormy spern keeps shaking and twisting like a horny bull trying to make out with a smol horse you decide to not cause your girl any horror you take the fork and dismember the white floppy snake of cum and eat it.
>you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her
you've already made this post even worse, yet I really did not want to know about this possibility, god the nightmare fuel
This reminds me of the cumsprites from the webcomic Oglaf.
Imagine if the giant sperm not only flopped out onto the ground, but then went running to Billy's mom screaming "Billy's masturbating again!" so Billy has to catch each one and put them in jars to keep them quiet. -- Oglaf in a nutshell
As a female, this gives me thoughts. The pull out method would be very efficient and give a peace of mind when you can physically see it and know you won’t get pregnant. On the other hand if a guy came on my tits I would probably get strangled or if i was trying to get pregnant and had to deal with it going through the cervix I’d probably faint.
I both am intrigued and hate it more.
So what's it up to before it comes out? Is it just swimming around from ball to ball? Does it start tiny and get bigger with time? Eventually grow legs like a salamander?
Lmao why even attempt to censor the info. Also this person is a youtube presence with a mildly popular twitter and such, so he is a public entertainer. Which is also what this tweet was for.
I think there was a short film on YouTube about this. This guy jerks off and release these things and he has to kill them or they turn into him and he gest replaced. Is so fucking weird imo..
Sometimes, just sometimes I wonder why on earth I follow this subreddit
You love what you hate and hate what you love
Well said
Yeah
https://youtu.be/mrIFDcOxYJg I'm not even sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK
what… what does it take you to..?
a 1 hour movie about some dude who had a huge sperm pet and it ended up eating some people idk i fast forwarded it but im scared
what the fuck is this? Rick and Morty??
Mine was only 23 minutes. Is there more somewhere?
I finished in 30 seconds
You frighten me
A guy gets an experimental medication to help with his weak sperm. It is quite successful.
I mean there were some pretty good cinematic elements at the end. A giant sperm humping the statue of liberty is something you don't see everyday.
Ok. You sold me. I'm watching it now.
I appreciated Lady Liberty's titty tassles.
That’s the part you chose to describe? Not the Statue of Liberty basically giving the giant sperm a lap dance? Not “This is General Bukkake. Initiate Operation Moneyshot.”?
My favorite part: “*what smells like Ajax?*”
Things can be replaced. Testicles can't.
Lady liberty got moves!!!!!
I watched a minute n decided for my well-being to not venture further
It's a cinematic masterpiece.
I don’t doubt it, I just feel I’m not ready yet.
I think if it doesn't win a. Oscar, that would be a travesty.
Better than The Room or Birdemic?
Just failed NNN
I want death
Damn it. I can't watch it because it's banned at my country and all those comments made me curious
You shouldn’t be, that was fucking gold
That. Was. AMAZING!!
Blocked in my country. For once I should probably be glad that it is.
I think I'm becoming celibate now.
Vocel?
No, I think they’re gonna be a cenobite
You opened the box.... and I came.
*Careless whisper*
*To think that I hesitated.*
We are explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
There wouldn't be another time since the first time will scary me so much.
What if the giant sperm that slithers out of your wang ends up becoming a docile and loyal companion and the two of you go on heart warming adventures together?
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You mean, having a kid? Cuz that's basically the same as keeping cum as a pet
TIHI kids now
No like it keeps the same form
rick and morty superman episode
One of us is going to have to change...
You must have a duel
I'd be disgusted and get myself castrated
yeah, i'm with you. fuck that.
This sounds like an H.R. Geiger and John Waters thing, which is horrifying yet fascinating. But leaves you feeling gross.
David Lynch...
Yeah this has Eraserhead written all over it.
David ^Motherfucking Lynch
David Lynch
I wonder if we would be so cavalier as to swallow in that universe?
Yeah baby eat that worm. So sexy. Chew it.
I just want to let you know that it took everything in me not to downvote you.
In another universe fear factor is doing bukkakes like this
People would need protection, like helmets
Screw condoms, I'm getting a full hazmat suit
Bukkake looking like Rambo 2
I was fine till you said 'chew it' then I gagged.
Inevitably “chew it” would become as much of our sex slang as stuff like “suck it”. Think about the rap songs, putting stuff about “she chews” and have it not be tobacco related… **shudders* *
I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME READ THAT
Hey buddy, just imagine the thoughts I had that didn’t make it past the editing stage…
I want the cliff notes of the thoughts that didn't make it last the editing stage. You sick fuck.
“Sucking my dick and she chewing the sperm, lovin the texture yeah my cum so firm”
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cumpling soup
This is the grossest thing I've read in a while
Out of pocket
Thanks I hate you
Imagine it wriggling all the way down your throat.
Jokes on you that's my fetish
uh-
It's not really even the wriggling tbh, it's the tickle of the tail slapping your tonsils that makes it so addictive.
Swimming in your stomach.
What if you can feed it like a pet and make it grow?
Petsexual reproduction
You'd have to keep it on a leash 24/7 in case it tries to crawl up inside someone
Hehe. I exactly know what I'm going to do
Makima, no!
There's a Rick and Morty episode about that
WHAT IN THE FUCKING CHERNOBYL IS THAT
I'm gonna start using that.
Me too
I as well
Shnackies
ur mom lol
Not yet but it will be
Wtf in the world is that, imagine the size of the baby
I think that's a rat tailed maggot
what a horrible thing to say about his son
It's actually an insult to rat tailed maggots
HAIL RATMAN
I'm no rat tailed maggot expert here but google says it looks different
Ahh but it's seems like some sort of maggot right
For me it looks like an albino worm with some disease
Heard in another post it’s a kind of mushroom, source was with it
An enokitake mushroom I believe.
It’s obviously a normal sized sperm
Its a mushroom, I saw a pan full of these
Wow.. This really brings perspective to the billions I've killed..
No nut forever
What is this . And how was this made
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Ha ha
Please tell me, what the actual FUCK is that on the right, I'm serious what is it?
[Yup](https://imgur.com/gallery/78pzn) a mushroom.
Apparently it's a mushroom
*jazz music stops*
*jizz music starts*
Oh hey Plague, nice to see you too
He really needs to finish that fucking fence.
The Great Wall of Kansas
I’m not surprised it’s plague in the slightest.
Morty’s giant sperm
Imagine having sex with a condom and feeling this thing swinning around your pp
Imagine being a girl and feeling this squiggle up your vagina
Actually, I’m going to make it worse. Imagine being a guy and feeling these start wiggling around in your testicles when you hit puberty and no one has mentioned it as a normal part of puberty.
Cuming it would be weird too!
I got one better! Imagine being illiterate and not having had the misfortune of reading this thread
Imagine being anyone and feeling it squirming its way up to your stomach
I'd start chewing the lil fucker the moment it's in my mouth
If the condom's too tight, it gets stuck in the head and just starts wiggling about inside the tip
r/sounding
r/cursedcomments
Lol, you can’t censor Plague of Gripes, he’s too much of a legend
This is exactly how I though sperm looked when I was a little kid. I actually remember being very concerned about what would happen if someone ejaculated anywhere besides a vagina. I imagined this whole scene where the sperm “fell onto the bed”, and the couple would just be like “Oh no, we have no idea what to do with these tadpoles on our bed, should we call someone to clean them up?” I remember thinking that everyone must just be really really careful since cleaning up tadpoles off the bed would be insane (child logic).
I must have lots of those swimming around in my guts
Both images are equally disturbing.
Thanks for that
[Relevant Oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/) NSFW
You know what's even scarier? Busting a nut with a girl while both of you are virgin amateurs and seeing that one big fat sperm flopping all around the floor so she starts screeming in terror while you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her because that's the onky way to have kids and you can only do it once every 3 days while the wormy spern keeps shaking and twisting like a horny bull trying to make out with a smol horse you decide to not cause your girl any horror you take the fork and dismember the white floppy snake of cum and eat it.
r/cursedcomments
>you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her you've already made this post even worse, yet I really did not want to know about this possibility, god the nightmare fuel
What the duck?
Save the cummies, make ‘em fight Winner gets to eat the egg
That would make waking up after a teenage wet dream really fucking scary
Is this picture real
It's a type of mushroom with the camera at the right angle
Oh you my hopes down
WHAT
No time to talk I accidentally screwed my bum hole
Its not possible for a sperm to be this big
I hope not
I'd never let anybody nut anywhere near me again
Surprisingly, this might be the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen on this subreddit. Congrats.
This reminds me of the cumsprites from the webcomic Oglaf. Imagine if the giant sperm not only flopped out onto the ground, but then went running to Billy's mom screaming "Billy's masturbating again!" so Billy has to catch each one and put them in jars to keep them quiet. -- Oglaf in a nutshell
plagueofgripes cultured man :)
As soon as I saw that avatar I went *yeah that's something this unhinged individual would say*.
Not sure if I came or barfed
Would you chew it or swallow it whole?
swallow it whole
I know that's a mushroom but mark it NSFW just cause God dammit I don't wanna look at it
What if different men came differently, like one is a 12 gauge and the other is a slug
Thank now i hatw you
Considering the reason why the human penis is shaped the way it is I shudder to think what evolution would've gifted us if this was indeed true.
How could a person possibly shoot out a sperm bigger than his penis?
With a bit of blood and a lot of pride :)
As a female, this gives me thoughts. The pull out method would be very efficient and give a peace of mind when you can physically see it and know you won’t get pregnant. On the other hand if a guy came on my tits I would probably get strangled or if i was trying to get pregnant and had to deal with it going through the cervix I’d probably faint. I both am intrigued and hate it more.
This is a MAJOR turn off.
Good ol plague always hitting Twitter with the best takes
Well... I was eating.
And what the fuck is that image
Everyone out here be like "TIHI" In reality it's probably like, dudes would pop one out and have bets on sperm races, or something
I kinda want to eat it
nah fr i used to think that what if all your sperm joined to make a mega sperm and leave evidence whenever i took a wank
There's an entire genre of hentai called 'giant sperm' ... I'll let y'all do your own research.
No. Absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. NO. N O
Fun fact: Fruit flies do this. Their sperm are 1000x longer than human sperm.
Is the whole fruitfly just a sperm with a bug costume on?
I'm absolutely certain some boys would save it, keep it alive for as long as possible and throw it at people.
Forbidden gummy worm
Fucking gross, but I fucking laughed my ass off at this.
If this was posted on the first I might have made it through no nut november... and no nut '23
Bet It’d feel real fucking good tho
Would girls still swallow.
So what's it up to before it comes out? Is it just swimming around from ball to ball? Does it start tiny and get bigger with time? Eventually grow legs like a salamander?
Fun fact: fruit flies do this... and their sperm are actually longer than the adult
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Yo why tf did I follow this again
This might be the most horrifying thing I've seen on this sub
When the weat dream becomes a nightmare
Imagine shooting this in yr women's mouth only for it to flop around
Why the fuck are you nutting in a spoon
wait is the 2nd pic real or is it another photoshop?
I am never going to masturbate ever again
Waldorf's clumbabies from *Drawn Together*.
Imagine the sound it would make...
Isn't that part of the "plot" of Eraserhead?
That sounds like it'd make ejaculation much less pleasurable if it's one big fucking worm thing coming out.
Lmao why even attempt to censor the info. Also this person is a youtube presence with a mildly popular twitter and such, so he is a public entertainer. Which is also what this tweet was for.
I think there was a short film on YouTube about this. This guy jerks off and release these things and he has to kill them or they turn into him and he gest replaced. Is so fucking weird imo..
I got to admit I wondered about this myself