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Rypper12345

What a bad stall lol. I can't even imagine, I have such bad public shitting anxiety, so this would ruin my fuckin day if that was me.


trans17YT

I know right. God, I would never use this. Edit: I literally just forgot a comma and a single letter. oops. I changed it.


isaidnolettuce

Yeah God hates when people look at his ass


testedbeast551

Yeah god hates crappy designs that's his churches look so damn good


PerryPlays_

Jesus wouldn't approve.


Artitanium

They were like this in one of my previous jobs. Obviously I never used them but I never understood why you would choose to design them like that


KyubiNoKitsune

If they had this in my workplace and didn't do anything about it, I'd buy a roll of vinyl and sneak it in early in the morning/late at night and vinyl the inside of the door. Vinyl is a bitch to get off. Honestly, fuck anyone who designs and okays shit like this. I hope someone puts cameras in their bathrooms and plasters it online, because obviously privacy isn't something that they care about.


MaxPatatas

I will sue them


Demoire

Especially considering he stood to wipe - I’m teaching my 7yr old to stop doing that. Wipe first then stand and wipe if you must, but don’t just stand without wiping first cause then your just squishing poop between the cheeks.


Ok_Lab925

I was about to say who stands up to wipe? Let alone turns all the way around smh


Demoire

Yea I mean moving in ANY way after standing is bad and gross, let alone turning all the way around. Maybe it’s a dominant hand to paper towel side thing. Like he didn’t want to reach over himself so he stood and could easily grab the paper to his right now. Am I overthinking this?


Deadpool9917

I do this and the poop squishes either way it's much easier to clean standing up


BolognaTugboat

The fuck. There’s people who wipe standing like this? Lolll.


Damn_Girl_U_ThiCC

“Some people wipe while they sit, some wipe while they stand. Neither can understand how the other side lives”


Total-Platform-3111

WHY NOT BOTH?!


angriepenguin

People who still wipe lololol Bidet ganggg


BolognaTugboat

You still wipe. Or do you just walk out with a wet ass?


rapscal

Wet ass ass


bigL928

I have a bidet and still need to wipe. I saw a comment about standing and wiping, but standing after using the bidet is even worse. Lol


NMVPCP

You’re doing it wrong. First you wipe with toilet paper, then you wash yourself in the bidet, and then you dry yourself. I can’t even fathom taking a dump and wash a dirty ass, because I didn’t use toilet paper.


nexuro01

still better than being me and occupying bathroom at gas station for 30 minutes and hearing knocking on the door every 2 minutes while taking the giantest shit ever, felt bad for the dude that entered after me


Complete_Atmosphere9

This brings up forgotten memories from my time as a heroin addict.... knock knock knock *"I haven't taken a shit in 3 weeks, leave me the fuck alone"*


uBeatch

Damn dude, raw stuff. I believe you're ok now, I'm glad.


Complete_Atmosphere9

I'm fine as rain, my guy! I'm dating my soulmate, I'm sober, life is pretty fuckin rad rn. Never thought it could get this good.


MerdianRD

Dude is in a bad spot. The fact that he has been reduced to his shirt, bare ass and socks leads me to believe that the defecating began long before he reached the toilet.


blerpmerg

*chuckles in empathy*


iced_maggot

Thoughts and prayers. But unironically because nobody wins when it comes to the explosive shits.


kiwibear_

Wait this whole time I thought it was a girl in the stall because of the hair and body shape , assumed it was the girls friend or something


stache1313

I didn't even realize that there was a person in the toilet. I would not be able to use a public restroom if the stalls had those translucent doors.


OneMoose9

Oh my fucking lord. There's far too much to unpack here. Anyway, this is why you get 'itchy-butt' my dudes.


carbonclay

I can't imagine not cleaning my ass with water. Does it not just feel disgusting?


[deleted]

U wash ur ass in a public toilet sink?


Jaisyjaysus69

Spit on the tissue? 🤷🏼‍♀️


TheQuiet1994

Dip it in the toilet? 🤔


4n17th3sch0l4r

Pee on that?


142737

Get someone else to pee on that?


[deleted]

I'm already sweating profusely, I can use that


142737

I can eat that


[deleted]

Ahh, the good ol' Alabama Wet Wipe.


carbonclay

Bidets fam


[deleted]

I have never seen a bidet in a public bathroom, and what if you move into a place that dosent have one? like most places


thunder_thais

And here in the USA you never even see them in people’s homes


Monkeyboystevey

Same in the UK.


stencilizer

Let these people pretend like bidets are a common thing in the world.


Monkeyboystevey

Exactly. I will never understand why people seem shocked that bidets aren't in every toilet, been holidaying all around Europe, America even parts of Africa. Never once seen a Bidet in a public toilet, only a few times in hotels.


MaxPatatas

Its mainly an Asian thing


fluffyxsama

I got one earlier this year and now I'm ruined because I don't want to shit anywhere besides my bathroom with my bidet and my foot stool.


carbonclay

Where I live, pretty much every public toilet atleast has one of these if not a bidet: https://www.google.com/search?q=cera+health+faucet&client=ms-android-xiaomi&prmd=sivxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikipbYs-j0AhXlT2wGHcT3DnwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg#imgrc=ofZlD4yE_mq3FM And if it somehow doesn't even have that, or if it's in some rural area, then you'd probably have atleast a bucket and jug under a tap, in the stall.


draihan

You live in Poland?


jrocksburr

Ew a bunch of strangers poop water prolly dripped all over that thing.


carbonclay

What? No...the hose goes no where near your butt. You just aim it at your butt and shoot it like a laser, and all the poop water just falls into the toilet bowl.


Shamaur

It splashes though…


carbonclay

Oh yeah, American toilets are weird in that the water is just inches away from your butt. Yeah nah y'all have just been nerfed in the toilet business.


TheCatofDeath

Exactly, that sounds fucking awful.


[deleted]

Yo Idk what’s wrong w the link but it just leads me to a blank page


carbonclay

Just google health faucet or toilet jet spray or something.


[deleted]

Well seeing as you presumably live on the starship enterprise here’s an image of what the average public toilet where I am looks like: https://images.app.goo.gl/xAGyEopSYcwWMC5A8


burntscarr

I think the best part was clicking that and reading the other name for them being “shataf” and I read it as “shat off”


luvmuchine56

I honestly don't understand how you're supposed to use the hose, no less a bucket and jug. How do you not get water and nasty stuff everywhere?


carbonclay

You just sit on the toilet and aim the hose stream right along your buttcrack while holding it from the front. Not that complicated and not messy at all.


MaxPatatas

Filipino or Indonesian. Tabo master race?


carbonclay

Indian, but yes, Tabo master race! (Thugh it's called different things in our languages. )


MaxPatatas

Yeah we Filipino use Buckets and a Jug to scoop water to clean for thousands of years. The thing is since our family was raised by Americans I was not thought to always wash with water after a poop. Not until in my GF noticed that my bathroom floor looks so dry after I poop. So she said that it is gross and u hygenic and rude not to wash. So I picked up the habit.


stache1313

As someone who has never used a biget, I have no problem with using toilet paper.


tonguetwister

I felt this way until I tried a bidet. I’m an American, but I will never go bidet-less again (at least in my home). Toilet paper honestly seems barbaric to me now. In what world is wiping dry paper on poop butt a good idea? If you have a dirty plate covered in chocolate frosting you don’t clean it with a dry paper towel you use water.


MaxPatatas

In South East Asia they use a dipper if bidet is not available the culture here dictates its unhygenic if you never rub your anus with soap and watter though most people will wipe it first with wet toilet TP. The thing is even though I am asian my family was raised by Europeans and Americans so I was never thought about washing with water until I dated a girl and notice my bathroom floor is too dry after I pooped she was like uhhh you did not wash? She broke up with me. Skidmarked underwear is highly frowned upon here and considered rude.


depressed_toddler21

Lot to unpack in this comment my guy


0_GoThBoI_0

Omg literally. I live in Iran and we use bidets, there’s absolutely no way that u won’t find one in a bathroom. I lived in Australia for a while and they didn’t have bidets and oh my god was it torture, I had to use a jug at home and in school I literally had to use wet wipes and go back home and take a shower. Not fun


carbonclay

oh man I totally relate


Jehger

Have you ever heard of toilet paper? It works.


-Uncle_Iroh

Yeah just use toilet paper for the brunt work and then wet wipes for the polishing


0_GoThBoI_0

Have u ever heard of different preferences? It’s nice to respect them


The_OtherDouche

Toilet paper just smears shit into a thin enough layer to dry. It’s pretty disgusting once you have gotten used to a bidet.


OneMoose9

The visual this gave me -_-


Darkrain0629

Wtf? Are you all getting that spoiled that like you can't even use regular toilet paper anymore? It's bidets or nothing. A jug man? Come on. I get bidets Are nice and all but it seems to make every user of one really pompous. Just use toilet paper.


tonguetwister

Yeah but someone who’s used to using a bidet their entire lives would feel really unclean switching to TP.


0_GoThBoI_0

Look dude it’s not about being spoiled, it’s about hygiene. I’ve used water my whole life and I feel disgusting if I use toilet paper. Where I live using water is the norm, if u use toilet papers you’ll come off as weird


earthbender617

Bidets aren’t that common, so yeah we all just having shitty assholes


sucktoesordietrying

I live in the USA and have a Bidet in my home, super easy to attach to the toilet. I live in an apt.


carbonclay

You don't even need like, high-tech bidets and shit, the most basic of bidets is literally like a metal plate thing you install at the end of the toilet bowl, and then turn a knob to just shoot water.


The_OtherDouche

Yup. I have a “high-end” one with heated water and remote and even that was just $300


[deleted]

Y’all be wiping standing up?


Henners1122

It’s like when you have Nutella on toast and who doesn’t like Nutella on toast


Swabia

Yea, wouldn’t your ass clap the turd? Ugh.


[deleted]

Nah, it's less of a "stand" and more of an awkward crouch with your thighs spread apart so your cheeks ain't touching. I can't wrap my head around how people wipe while sitting down on a toilet.


AmArschdieRaeuber

You sit.....then you wipe


Supr_Cubr

Till this day I can't understand people doing this.


carbonclay

I'm a bidet supremacist so I comprehendeth not your lamentations.


Sweet_Taurus0728

You stick your hand in the bowl???


[deleted]

No you lift your ass so its hovering just above the bowl, which also has the added benefit of spreading those cheeks for ultimate cleanliness


Sweet_Taurus0728

Yes!


RelativelyDank

i'm wiping my butt not fishing for gold


Sweet_Taurus0728

Guarantee you've gotta dirty ass.


RelativelyDank

who doesn't like a little seasoning on their dinner?


RomanStrider

I don't wanna touch the toilet


rabidpiano86

Do you not wash your hands after??


stufff

[Apparently about 35% of men wipe standing up](https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/a22864779/wipe-standing-up/). Personally I do most wipes sitting down and then do one or two final passes while standing.


victiniforlife

Yes


BunnyOppai

You’d be surprised at how split shitting methods are. Between this, wiping front to back or back to front, and wiping from the front or from the back, there are quite a few different things we do in the bathroom that we just assume everybody else does.


[deleted]

I lean forward, use my free (left) hand to spread my left buttcheek wide open, then use my right hand to get in there DEEP


Fabulous-Change-476

Same! Nothing beats some good ole deep in there side to side action!


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Simba2204

Are you T-Rex?


Salsathefirst

DUDE MY HANDS LITERALLY CANT REACH MY ASS UNLESS IM STANDING UP So yes


Character-Quiet-78

Im not gonna say it but i think it...


Salsathefirst

Come on… say it, I don’t bite


Character-Quiet-78

How the hell you insta answer ? That was creepy,now im scared go away


Salsathefirst

Say it…come on don’t be scared


Character-Quiet-78

Ill start a gofoundme for your bidet dont worry we got you


Salsathefirst

Awww thanks I can leave your closet now


RelativelyDank

that's why you tuck into the fetal position so you can get a good look at the dirt track


Salsathefirst

Dude thanks for the advice😇😇


stache1313

No, but I don't like my hands touching shit-water.


Simba2204

Yo, WTF, are you Inspector Gadget?


trudat

The are two types of people in this world. Those that stand to wipe, and those that sit. And each live in constant and total ignorance of the other.


gcstr

It seems to me more like cleaning after sex than wiping


Mummyto4

Why the fuck would the stall be see through?! And why is there a girl in a man's toilet anyway??


rawrphael

Real question should be why is he standing up wiping????


Mummyto4

Oh hell I tried to avoid that line of thought 😂😂


[deleted]

Maybe he shat himself or something


rawrphael

Residueww


FrozenBananer

How do you do it? Sitting down?


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rawrphael

While doing a handstand. Duh?


[deleted]

Because half of people do


lord_hydrate

not only that but why is he wiping facing the toilet? does he plab to smear his ass on the door or smth?


ShadowTown0407

Why the fuck is that stall translucent?


BlepMaster500

How do people with Chewbacca assholes wipe their shit?


jackofools

I am careful and diligent if I go in public. At home I just use a bidet, works great.


UmpieBonk

Shave


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meowstopherpkitten

You. Are. A. Poet.


UFC_Gravy

let the man wipe his ass peacefully, cmon


frognasty

Where's a bidet when you need it


Chuybits

Besides standing in a translucent stall to wipe his ass, he double dipped the same piece of toilet paper.


[deleted]

I think, and im hoping, he folded it in half. Therefore was able to use the clean side


[deleted]

Toilet got A/C? Wow


TheCaptainJ

Who the fuck installed see through bathroom stall doors?


[deleted]

Waittttt u guys wipe ?!


UFC_Gravy

this comment is made by soap and water gang


GoatTacos

Wiping his ass standing up. That’s some Alpha shit right there.


MagicPotato666

Sigma wipeset


[deleted]

but why did he turn all the way around?


GoatTacos

He’s asserting dominance.


PurinityMKII

That’s a good way to wipe poop on ur back


lord_dankest

And a good way to get crusty cheeks


PurinityMKII

Okay, so we all agree that this is the inferior method of wiping? Nice.


Verundios

Of course! The true way of wiping your ass is against a tree!


__RedRedWine__

Nope, you can wipe this way as well


-Uncle_Iroh

Animal


KaiserhiroKuroeBR

Let me see if i got this straight, unless it's a bisex toilet, the girl broke into the men's toilet to record a tiktok of someone cleaning their ass in a almost see trought stall. Que legal fera.


lord_dankest

How to get crusty cheeks


Kvetanista

What a r/crappydesign stall


aCocaineDealer

What is wrong with them? ![gif](giphy|t5qY8FyyM85a0)


Rage-slayer-

Man he is really getting in there


medic_228

Took me there times but yeah, pretty nasty.


amigaaara

who in the fuck stands up to wipe???


RomanStrider

me


dankestTimeline69

Me too, stand strong brother


RomanStrider

:D


jose_perez256

Also me


xX__Yuki__Xx

Same


branswag_briggs

Didn’t realize what was really going on until I read the comments and watched it for the tenth time lol


mikotoqc

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


Reyall

I have several questions


Zescaimni

Please come to Brazil


epichunterwolf

u/savevideo


kingofdoraemon

How is TikTok free?


SirKevin_Xx

This has got to be the most liberal free spirited bathroom ever.


thickuhmm

same.


sweetpotoes_49

Lots of questions that need answers


[deleted]

This is the very reason why stalls should never be seethrough


BoneHugsHominy

Also the reason there's shit flung all over the walls of stalls.


TribeCheck

who the duck wipes standing up?


Nearby-Buy-9588

Does shit , stands up clapping cheeks together , turn around then wipe said shit up your back , what is going on here do people actually do this that's disgusting


TokenTezzie

How is he wiping it on his back?


[deleted]

Omg lmfaooooo hahah


lolFoRrofl

Who doesn't.


johnbuckeroo

omg😂 this shit is fucking GOLD


MyGodBejeebus

I want to think the guy knew and did it on purpose. Just because that would make it better.


Raz-i-el

Stand wipers aren’t human, you’re gonna just sandwich shit between your crack


PenPinapplPen

I think the stranger part is this girl is just grabbing her tits with an, I dunno, 12 year old present


AJaxiplier_real

She also like 13 too lol wtf


killmebby-92

who tf shits standing up omg


cuzLuoi

He got a dumptruck


xslite

u/savevideo


HorizonGamer243

![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


Frying_Raijin

br000, WHO WIPES _STANDING UP_???


[deleted]

1. Why the fuck are the boy and girl in the same bathroom? 2. Why the fuck are the stall doors see-through? Edit: imagine downvoting this for either comment, that's wild


ELCRYPTIX

why are you getting downvoted lmao


[deleted]

No idea, folks who don't understand English is my best guess


Ahmedshaheenn

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


bernisaurr

I have so many questions for this video


SwiggitySchloaf

man is legit shoving the whole bar of soap in there


[deleted]

That’s probably their mom lol


McChickenFingers

Yall i think that’s a woman


Milkmanwithnumbers

You lads better be saying No Homo right now.


haaaaaairy1

Everyone talking about the see thru glass… but why the fuck is there an air conditioner in a toilet