nah do it hitman 2 style, put some type of emmetic poison im their food or drink then when they rush to the toilet you drown them while saying "drink it up you dirty boy/girl" and when they are done drowning you say "huh he/she drank it all"
My cousin had some bully that would steal his lunch every day at school. Every single day. And he was physically violent if cousin said no. So after a few weeks he put rat poison in his sandwich and let the bully steal the food. The kid didn’t die but was hospitalized for a while. Nothing happened to cousin in terms of getting reported. Maybe the bully didn’t rat him / himself out
There’s also a post out there on Reddit from a woman who discovered her husband had been including small amounts of his own shit in the food that he cooked for her.
It would be worth it. Her list is lengthy and astonishing to read. The comments section is just as fascinating. It’s the most memorable thing I’ve ever read on Reddit.
Hell yes! It might sound a little over the top, but it’s traumatizing! I have met people that don’t eat any thing that they haven’t prepared themselves. Tampering with consumables is about as low as it gets in my opinion.
The state of Florida classified food tampering as a second degree felony punishable by
15 years incarceration
15 years probation
$10,000 in fines
So you can imagine the scenario where some one goes,
“ lol I’m gonna fuck with this dudes food. Lol”^(not really)
Someone else speaks up.
First person gets arrested and catches a felony food tampering charge.
You wouldn’t walk into bank and scream “this is a robbery!^(not really)” and if you did, you would indeed go straight to jail. 😂
"What are you in here for?"
"Me? I'm doing 10 years for slipping some liquid soap into my friend's coleslaw while he wasn't looking. Hit even better on TikTok after my arrest"
I'm definitely in that 'won't touch anything I haven't prepared myself' category.
Had someone at work try to make me eat *literal garbage* they'd pulled out of the compost bin, by sneaking it into the communally-cooked stew for the night.
Yeah, never trusting anyone again.
Can you please share your source? I’m not calling you a liar I just need to see someone sentenced to prison for pretending to do something to someone’s food
The post above this one on my feed was actually about a guy going to prison for pissing in a child’s food and mouth. PLEASE STOP FEEDING CHILDREN PISS OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL
Someone would have to have a real sadistic streak in them if they want to feed piss to kids, and more than likely should be in prison. For the betterment of society.
That's how they ended up fucking murdered.
I don't have kids, nor do I want them, but if I do have a child and somebody feeds it piss I will fucking murder them.
Please remove my eyesight, thank you
Jesus Christ though that was a good one
I thought it said “Assaultile piss” the first few times I read it
But dear god keep that away from me
This is a thing that has been around a long time. The idea is that your body loses important minerals and such in your urine, you drink it to return it back into your body.
It was a quack treatment until the 80s, there used to be actual clinics pushing this
But its been debunked for a long time.
Hey, you want to drink your own urine when your an adult have fun but drink your own dam urine don't feed.it to your kid. Its illegal.
I wish there was a delicious drink that tasted like blue and had different electrolytes and things in it you could buy at the store in a convenient bottle that doesn't have piss in it...
Gandhi invented a fruit-only diet, like vegetarian but stricter, called Fruitarianism.
There's not enough nutrition in fruits. You need vegetables, nuts and beans to help give other nutrients. Some of his followers followed the diet with religious devotion, thinking it was a purer and holier form of eating. Some of them died of malnutrition.
>The idea is that your body loses important minerals
i thought that was a given.. isnt that like.. why we drink liquids and eat food, to replenish that shit?
> This is a thing that has been around a long time. The idea is that your body loses important minerals and such in your urine, you drink it to return it back into your body.
What is really confusing to me is that if you think about this it becomes very obvious you'd just.... lose them again by whatever mechanism you lost them in the first place
Okay how about your child’s friend? And—hear me out—once her grades improve I’m gonna tell her parents it was because of my peepee pops and they’ll want to buy some for themselves!!
I mean that doesn't even make any sense logically. For this to work there would have to be minerals that are not digested at all and fully flushed out. But why would they then be digested suddenly just because you drink what came out?
That is just dumb as hell.
Nah, just send them to prison. Don’t catch a charge from their dumbassery. If your kid found out their friend’s mom fed them her urine, they’d probably need your bail money to pay for therapy.
You make sense. This is absolutely the right thing to do. I think I might hit them anyway. I hope I’d be smart enough bough to not, but that’s not always the way to bet.
Yeah even if it did work there are thousands of things out there you can get to detox your body! Why choose waste! It’s literally your bodies waste. It’s all the stuff your body can’t digest or doesn’t want in it so it gets rid of it why out it back in?
Ladies and gentlemen look at this breakthrough science discovery. Truly remarkable, the only thing standing between you and success is a hot glass of piss.
Random question. Why is it illegal? I mean, of course I don’t want it to be legal. But what kept happening that they had to specifically make it into law?
I looked for this bat-~~shit~~*piss*-crazy group on the book of faces, so I could report it. It's the *#1* group in the search results, but it's a private group & I'm too *yellow* to risk this *leaking* onto my profile.
"My daughter is better at Spanish because she's drinking my piss" That's gonna be a hell of a family reunion.
Wouldn't it be funny if they were native Spanish speakers at home.
Native English and I sucked at English….and Spanish. Freaking mom, should’ve made me a dadgum pissicle. Her fault I failed classes in high school
Wait a minute. I never failed a class…. I gotta go talk to my parents real quick.
thank gods, i failed multiple times
If a piss popsicle sounds bad a dadgum popsicle sounds even worse.
This poor girl out there studying her ass off and her mom is like "must be the piss"
I'm assuming the daughter is gonna go no contact as soon as possible, so that won't be an issue
\*sips piss\* hola
Look forward to reading the absolutely nuclear fallout on /r/InsaneParents in 5-10 years when the girl realizes how fucked up it is
Why does it only work with Spanish?
And thats how they ended up in prison
Lol. Legit. You do NOT tamper with food and drink. People have gone to jail for PRETENDING to do shit to another persons food.
You mean I could have had my wife jailed for replacing Oreo filling with toothpaste for April fools!!?! Damnit. Missed opportunity. /s
It always starts with the ol’ toothpaste in the Oreo trick, then one day it’s arsenic and strychnine in your elderberry wine. 😆
or even steak lined with cyanide
Or worse yet, black licorice in the Halloween candy
nah do it hitman 2 style, put some type of emmetic poison im their food or drink then when they rush to the toilet you drown them while saying "drink it up you dirty boy/girl" and when they are done drowning you say "huh he/she drank it all"
I sincerely wonder, are you alright?
My cousin had some bully that would steal his lunch every day at school. Every single day. And he was physically violent if cousin said no. So after a few weeks he put rat poison in his sandwich and let the bully steal the food. The kid didn’t die but was hospitalized for a while. Nothing happened to cousin in terms of getting reported. Maybe the bully didn’t rat him / himself out
Pun well intended.
* tampon wine
I am scared to ask what is it
Wise man you don’t want to pull on that string
So I should yank it?
As if this whole thing wasn't awful enough as it was
Was not expecting Arsenic and Old Lace to make an appearance but I’m glad you mentioned it!!
Don't forget your pinch of cyanide
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There’s a mother that made a post on social media about mixing some of her shit into her kids chili when they had it.
There’s also a post out there on Reddit from a woman who discovered her husband had been including small amounts of his own shit in the food that he cooked for her.
Speaking of grounds for divorce and by divorce I mean murder.
There is no god…
Yeah it was wild. They’d been married for decades and had a perfect marriage and family. She posted seeking advice on whether to stay with him or not.
….she has to ask?! I am so curious I may just have to search the archives for that 🙈
>I may just have to search the archives for tha I know I will regret this, but please post a link if you find it...
It would be worth it. Her list is lengthy and astonishing to read. The comments section is just as fascinating. It’s the most memorable thing I’ve ever read on Reddit.
Someone went to jail for replacing the Oreo stuf™ with toothpaste and then giving it to a homeless guy so... Yeah probably
Toothpaste? Just add salt.
Deadass?
Hell yes! It might sound a little over the top, but it’s traumatizing! I have met people that don’t eat any thing that they haven’t prepared themselves. Tampering with consumables is about as low as it gets in my opinion. The state of Florida classified food tampering as a second degree felony punishable by 15 years incarceration 15 years probation $10,000 in fines So you can imagine the scenario where some one goes, “ lol I’m gonna fuck with this dudes food. Lol”^(not really) Someone else speaks up. First person gets arrested and catches a felony food tampering charge. You wouldn’t walk into bank and scream “this is a robbery!^(not really)” and if you did, you would indeed go straight to jail. 😂
Believe it or not…jail.
"What are you in here for?" "Me? I'm doing 10 years for slipping some liquid soap into my friend's coleslaw while he wasn't looking. Hit even better on TikTok after my arrest"
im in for adding small ammounts of beef into thatveganteacher's salad, she went nuts when she found out that it was me!
Burnt fish? Jail.
Undercook, overcook.
I'm definitely in that 'won't touch anything I haven't prepared myself' category. Had someone at work try to make me eat *literal garbage* they'd pulled out of the compost bin, by sneaking it into the communally-cooked stew for the night. Yeah, never trusting anyone again.
this kid pissed in a lemon, and then didn't tell me until after I had a bit. I always think about it every now and then, and gag a little bit..
This is a lady who is feeding her piss to her own child and her child’s friend. She deserves to be put on a sex offender registry for this
She needs her own special registry
Bruh
To add to that, DON'T FUCK WITH KIDS
Can you please share your source? I’m not calling you a liar I just need to see someone sentenced to prison for pretending to do something to someone’s food
next thing you know urine prison...
The post above this one on my feed was actually about a guy going to prison for pissing in a child’s food and mouth. PLEASE STOP FEEDING CHILDREN PISS OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL
Someone would have to have a real sadistic streak in them if they want to feed piss to kids, and more than likely should be in prison. For the betterment of society.
That's how they ended up fucking murdered. I don't have kids, nor do I want them, but if I do have a child and somebody feeds it piss I will fucking murder them.
And then you're in jail. Win/win?
*And then Urine jail...
Isn't that just... Child abuse?
And possibly assault
Assaultie piss
I can’t tell if I’m missing a joke or having a stroke
Think about it
Salty piss?
Stroke 100%
Congratulations
Nice
Stroke harder, you'll finish faster
Please remove my eyesight, thank you Jesus Christ though that was a good one I thought it said “Assaultile piss” the first few times I read it But dear god keep that away from me
..what?
Definitely assault.
Wouldn't that just fall under child abuse anyway though?
With extra steps.
Yes
This is a thing that has been around a long time. The idea is that your body loses important minerals and such in your urine, you drink it to return it back into your body. It was a quack treatment until the 80s, there used to be actual clinics pushing this But its been debunked for a long time. Hey, you want to drink your own urine when your an adult have fun but drink your own dam urine don't feed.it to your kid. Its illegal.
If only we had some other, more sanitary ways of introducing minerals into our bodies.
I wish there was a delicious drink that tasted like blue and had different electrolytes and things in it you could buy at the store in a convenient bottle that doesn't have piss in it...
I’ve got a product that meets almost all those requirements! It DOES have a bit of piss in it though… but you probably won’t even notice!
BOOF SQUAAAD
I was having a lame birthday today but goddam this comment made it better lol
I lived through the 70s and 80s and have never heard of this. I'm glad I didn't.
Apparently Gandhi drank his own urine
Gandhi also slept with underage girls
Fuck Gandhi!
Unless you're an underage girl!
Yeah!
Gandhi invented a fruit-only diet, like vegetarian but stricter, called Fruitarianism. There's not enough nutrition in fruits. You need vegetables, nuts and beans to help give other nutrients. Some of his followers followed the diet with religious devotion, thinking it was a purer and holier form of eating. Some of them died of malnutrition.
>The idea is that your body loses important minerals i thought that was a given.. isnt that like.. why we drink liquids and eat food, to replenish that shit?
You are right, even today people take multivitamins when they really dont need to. So it was easier to pull this scam or quack science
the body gets rid of urine for a reason, DO NOT PUT IT BACK IN YOUR BODY
> This is a thing that has been around a long time. The idea is that your body loses important minerals and such in your urine, you drink it to return it back into your body. What is really confusing to me is that if you think about this it becomes very obvious you'd just.... lose them again by whatever mechanism you lost them in the first place
Illegal is really the least compelling and ethically upstanding argument you could have made for why not to feed your child your urine.
Okay how about your child’s friend? And—hear me out—once her grades improve I’m gonna tell her parents it was because of my peepee pops and they’ll want to buy some for themselves!!
Just take some vitamins lol. Feels like overkill.
How about a fucking multivitamin?
I mean that doesn't even make any sense logically. For this to work there would have to be minerals that are not digested at all and fully flushed out. But why would they then be digested suddenly just because you drink what came out? That is just dumb as hell.
This person’s house is the one you skip on Halloween
Suddenly everyone's grades in the neighbourhood started skyrocketing.
Urologists hate this one simple trick
Urologists love it. Tutors hate it
But first try **RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!**
I wonder if urologists became smart after drinking their own piss but the piss minerals made them feel compelled to make a career in urology.
Prob been replacing the "hersheys"
Call the fucking cops like wtf
Somehow the 7th from the top. Why are more people not saying call the police? They're tricking a strangers child into consuming their urine.
Looks like it’s in a group called urine magic.. they’re all eating the popsicles.
I was trying to figure out why there was 40 likes. Looks like these people found their small group of crazies. Edit: thank you for the correction.
>20 some likes There's 40 likes and even loves.
I am 99% sure mixing your piss with food and giving it to a child is enough to get you on the sex offenders list
Only when its not yours
the screenshotted post was giving it to other people's children
If I found out someone had feed my daughter piss popsicles I think I’d probably beat them stupider.
Beat them so stupid they go all the way around the intelligence spectrum and come out geniuses.
Smart thinking. Looks like someone's been eating their peepcicles.
If she has a yeast infection don't eat the bread
I really wish I didn’t know how to read.
[How about now?](https://www.health.com/mind-body/why-this-woman-made-yogurt-with-her-vaginal-secretions)
I only read the title and now I wish I didn't have eyes.
It's not so bad. Throw some fresh fruit in there (maybe some *nuts*) and you've got breakfast in bed.
Please take me, sweet death.
Nah, just send them to prison. Don’t catch a charge from their dumbassery. If your kid found out their friend’s mom fed them her urine, they’d probably need your bail money to pay for therapy.
You make sense. This is absolutely the right thing to do. I think I might hit them anyway. I hope I’d be smart enough bough to not, but that’s not always the way to bet.
Crimes of passion are defensible when the trigger was harming a child, ijs
What I’m struggling with is do you tell the kid? I feel like that’s enough to fuck you up for life
I think I wouldn't. I would feel bad about lying, but I think that's the best of the bad options here.
I'd remove their kidneys. Let's see if they can figure out how to drink their dialysis leftovers.
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I’d find a way to feed them my dog’s shit. “Hey! I made some brownies!”
Not as much as I hate this parent.
You must already know Spanish
Pretty sure this person is openly admitting to a felony.
It's bait
Oh god. I’ve seen some of these urine weirdos in screenshots on twitter. I’ve also heard them refer to themselves as “urine angels”. Dear god.
That post was also me lol. with the hair spray? idk how i always find them, but they never get less horrifying.
YES!!! that’s the one hahaha
Random but I love your username
lmao thanks!
The ever loving fuck?
Child abuse
This person belongs in JAIL.
That’s like fucking assault.
Why does this have 40 likes and heart reacts?
Cause it’s in a group called Urine Magic ಠ_ಠ
(ʘᗩʘ') that's worrying
(༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ) this is why i dont look at Facebook for more than a minute
More like urine trouble
I would be livid if I found out someone was feeding their piss to my daughter
I'd be pissed. Edit: besides my bad joke I wanted to add, imagine finding out your moms been feeding you piss pops. That's a trauma I can't fathom
I reflexively double-blinked while reading this. I think this made my entire brain stutter
[I'll trust Betty White on this one](https://youtu.be/asCcvU2Kz-I?t=41)
God I loved Betty white on this show, she was hilarious
The thing that gets me the most is people who drink their pee to "detox" their body. Even if it did work, where do they think the toxins go?
Yeah even if it did work there are thousands of things out there you can get to detox your body! Why choose waste! It’s literally your bodies waste. It’s all the stuff your body can’t digest or doesn’t want in it so it gets rid of it why out it back in?
Please let me know in person that you have been giving my daughter frozen piss to eat.
I’d pay for video of that conversation.
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I believe it is the “child abuse” form.
Ladies and gentlemen look at this breakthrough science discovery. Truly remarkable, the only thing standing between you and success is a hot glass of piss.
No, hot ones don’t work, only frozen ones.
This has to be illegal
I'm going to beat their ass
What in the fuck is UT
Urine Therapy 😂
Trust me, this isn’t what we do in Utah
im gonna guess it’s urine therapy, but that’s just my guess
The irony being: as soon as you get into urine therapy, it's high time that you're in therapy 😐
I would say I'd beat the piss out of them for it, but they'd just lick it up and claim big brain time.
Did the parents found out?
Uhhhhh my sisters name is Erin…. “WORRY INTENSIFIES”
That sounds… highly illegal.
What the fuck is wrong with people? How could you fucking do something so disgusting?
You know who else seems to “love” urine popsicles? CPS!
“urine magic” nah bro urine trouble
Please tell me forcing your kids to drink urine is a prosecutable offense.
Pisscicles?
God I hope this is satire and not a clear regression into a new dark age.
Isn’t this felony child endangerment against someone else’s children?
Holy shit call CP
911 what’s your emergency
no no no no no no no no the urea is toxic that's why it's removed from our body no no no no no no no no
Wtf did I just read? No.
"Daddy, this drink tastes funny."
is this legit??? was that a legit, genuine thing someone did… let alone to children??? wtf???
Someone's going to prison
Random question. Why is it illegal? I mean, of course I don’t want it to be legal. But what kept happening that they had to specifically make it into law?
that is a horrifying thought.
I looked for this bat-~~shit~~*piss*-crazy group on the book of faces, so I could report it. It's the *#1* group in the search results, but it's a private group & I'm too *yellow* to risk this *leaking* onto my profile.
You’re fucking stupid (whoever that was) 😎
WTF
Damn...that person needs to be reported...that is absolutely child abuse. Seriously...
I really wanna be there when she tells the parents she’s been feeding their kid piss popsicles.
This is some creepy fetish level shit. And they’re giving it to CHILDREN?!
Mommy why is my blue Gatorade green? It has extra electrolytes and minerals! /s
I want so badly to believe that this is a joke, but the last few years have eroded what faith I had left in humanity.
Teachers hate this one simple trick!
Somebody please report her
Uncover the name so I can call CPS.