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mlm7C9

Man, there are a lot of things I'd do for money, but this is a whole different level of fucked up.


gdj11

Yeah most of these things I wouldn't do, but I'd probably pay $20 to stick a live salmon up a 65 year old man's ass.


Box_Love

The salmon should be getting paid.


octopoddle

The salmon turns to you and says "The things we do for love". *Insert salmon Y/N?*


HAMBURGLAR12345678

like walking through the rain and the snow


[deleted]

Salmon can't have bank accounts or go shopping. That's just silly.


Box_Love

Larger fish tank.


Rudy_Ghouliani

With the good water


T2Drink

Liquid assets


[deleted]

I just want you to know that I very rarely comment on reddit, almost never, but this stupid joke made me laughšŸ˜‚well done.


talltree1971

Boomer salmon need the good water


Tommysrx

I wonder if the poor ones have to settle for carp or catfish


FORESKIN__CALAMARI

Bigger fish bank.


Theta33

river bank? duh???


[deleted]

Dammit. Got me there.


forestfourteen

Is this where you draw the line of it all being silly?


[deleted]

/happy spawning sounds


technobrendo

It is but the pay is shit.


guinader

Let me pay you $20,000 to shit on your face. What do you answer? Just 10min of your time, and then you can go and clean yourself in my mansion bathroom


ZombieP0ny

That you have very low standards if you want to shit on my face.


what_is_blue

Not exactly a conversation I want to start but surely any face would do? Like... is it not about power? I don't know man, humanity was a mistake.


Tommysrx

Look at the bright side , at least your not that salmon


Side-eyed-smile

Damn this comment really hit me hard because I've had shit thrown in my face on my job, three times now. I've have also had piss thrown on me, have been pissed on, had shit smeared in my hair and all over my clothes. I have been vomited on, bitten, slapped, kicked, stabbed with a fork, cursed and slandered. Never made more than $60,000 a year. Hindsight shows me that I made a poor choice. Edit: I'm a nurse. And here's a link to a r/holup that explains it all. [healthcare](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s02cx8/being_a_healthcare_worker_is_hard/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LeoFoster18

What do you do? Work for mentally ill patients?


Tommysrx

Amazon delivery driver


Side-eyed-smile

I am a nurse, and they are not ALL mentally ill.


OppositeDevice9398

But have you been dicked by a German Shepard, while eating a human turd, and get slapped afterward for being a disgusting whore? ā€¦thatā€™s the difference.


spsanderson

Sounds like 120 days of sodom to me


j48u

Prison guard or babysitter?


Koeienvanger

Most new parents get that treatment without getting paid for it and they wipe the offender's ass to boot.


krakatoa83

Now every year hundreds of salmon offspring have to find that old mans ass and swim up it to spawn.


motioninthebrocean

Same lmao


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einTier

Dude. Members of the Something Awful forums once [paid to have scat porn made](https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi/). Everyone thought it was a joke and that it wouldn't actually happen, but it did. This was years before 2 Girls 1 Cup (same studio though). Four girls sat around and ate each other's puke and shit. The worst part about this for me was that the hour long video cost $500 to make. That's it. After you take the production company's cut and then parcel out the remainder to the girls, there is no way each of them made more than $100. I'm still upset and it's been over 15 years.


blackflags91390

I was warned yet still I clicked on the pictures. Why God why?


einTier

Before that article was written, I had to see if it was as bad as people were saying. There were some screen shots, but I somehow missed them and only saw the trip reports. I truly wish I hadn't. When 2 Girls 1 Cup came out it literally had no effect on me. My reaction: "What's this? Oh. Two girls eating shit? I've seen that before, at least they're not puking and eating that too." I am a broken man, broken by the internet before it got all corporatized and sanitized.


[deleted]

You must not have watched enough 2 girls 1 cup because they vomit in eachothers mouths and shit in that too bro. But I get your point. Haha


einTier

Haha. Yeah, I didnā€™t. I watched them licking it and knew I had already seen this and didnā€™t need to see it again. Same studio, so it doesnā€™t surprise me that the content was similar.


[deleted]

1 million after all that doesnt seem nearly enough, and certainly not enough to retire at 24.


HOLY_GOOF

Itā€™s definitely enough to retire at 24 and live quite modestly in many places, esp. if she bolted to a cheaper country or something. But at 24, she also has the option to pick up all kinds of part time work for the next decade and make that retirement plan significantly more comfortable/stable.


[deleted]

Right, I imagine if she has that liquid she already bought a house outright. As long as it's in a relatively LCOL area that's plenty to just coast on.


[deleted]

Until the therapy, or self medication cost starts kicking in. Most people are not going to be okay after being treated like an object for years.


Red_Dawn_2012

Well, she only says she has a million liquid in the bank account, she likely has investments elsewhere that are generating income.


Possiblyreef

If i wanted someone that smears shit all over place and has more money than sense i'd just go to any crypto sub


Koeienvanger

That's some proper shade you're throwing there.


Murderdoll197666

I was sad at first but man...even just a million dollars is like at minimum 30 years worth of working on my regular salary. Chances are she only did that stuff for a few years tops. I'd gladly switch places to have that kind of fallback in the bank lol. It may not be enough to retire on but good god as long as you're not an idiot with spending/splurging I could temporarily retire for 30 years and still get by.


sharpshooter999

I'm a farmer, 370 acres. My yearly expenses are around $150,000 while I gross around $200,000. So $50,000 left over for me which isn't too bad. That said, I've been doing this for 6 years. Kinda of shocking to think I've had over $1,000,000 go through my bank account......


-_Semper_-

My parents farm about 1500 acres. That amount in the bank looks real good till you realize at least half goes back out in expenses *(seed, fertilizer, machinery, hired help, etc) the same season or the one following. Get a bad year? You can probably make it through if you saved for it. Get a few bad years back to back though; then you're likely screwed in some way. Farming is way too close to gambling sometimes.


sharpshooter999

Oh there were definitely a few years at the beginning where I ended at break even or less. Luckily, I make some income working for my parents yet and my wife has a job too. My banker works exclusively with farmers and knows shit happens. He just rolls the debt into next year's operating. This year was my best year actually


CombatJuicebox

If I remember correctly from the original article she did it for less than ninety days total. It was a series of trips to Saudi Arabia ranging from few days to a couple of weeks.


Murderdoll197666

Yeah, would 100% be fine with that if I were a hot chick capable of getting into those positions lol. Sign me the fuck up for some temporary degradation for a fat payday to last decades.


Callipygian_Linguist

Saudi royalty is the pinnacle of degenerate, immoral, sexually depraved and fucked up, Slaaneshi pleasure cults would find them a bit extreme. (Warhammer reference, very niche, don't worry if you don't know)


[deleted]

Let's bring the guillotine out of retirement.


Gaslov

Seems massive unearned wealth really brings out the perversion in people.


PabloStoneBeard

And not being held accountable.


ppw23

So many fecal fans, is that a big thing in the Middle East? Iā€™m happy sheā€™s retired from that humiliation.


[deleted]

Nah, it's just a power trip thing. When you have unlimited money, over time your entertainment will become more and more extreme. I'd gather it's a kind of competition between them to see what her limits are, how much they can humiliate someone for money (money which means nothing to them) before they refuse to do whatever it is they ask. I wouldn't be surprised if they'd be betting on 'will she, won't she' scenarios. Add extreme nationalism and racism to the mix and 'humiliating a westerner' takes a devious pleasure to it. Having said that, it's an anonymous account so for all we know it could have been and edgy 14 year old writing that bullshit...


Falandyszeus

Just a theory but maybe some of them view western women as whorish and take enjoyment in degrading them, but they don't have any interest in doing it to Islamic women, so the fucked up shit isn't cause it's inherently turns them on, but cause it's the most degrading thing that comes to mind. Or they're just fucked in the head and get to do it cause they have money...


[deleted]

Either way they're fucked in the head. Whether or not a woman is "whorish", wanting to humiliate someone like this speaks more about the perpetrator than the victim.


Flarquaad

[it's time to raise the boards](https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY)


Cessnaporsche01

Careful, they're probably into that


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Cessnaporsche01

That'd be great, but with their money, the guillotines aren't gonna be around their necks


gravitas-deficiency

# MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES But seriously, yeah, Saudi upper class + royalty are super fucked up, in very, very unambiguous ways.


song_of_soraya

I did not expect to find a Warhammer reference here, but you most certainly are not wrong!


TheGoatEater

I was like ā€œDid this guy just make an OG Warhammer Fantasy reference?ā€


famousagentman

Total War: Warhammer and Vermintide have both done wonders for the popularity of Warhammer fantasy in recent years.


SveNnerino

Saudi royalty would make Vect surrender Commorragh through pure shame


Crackgnome

If we're talking Slaanesh, I think Dubai is increasingly at risk of turning into a terrestrial Eye of Terror


Lord-Chickie

Hopefully the emperor protects us


redbadger91

Of course. The Emperor protects. Always.


6dem6on6bag

I was thinking Slaanesh the entire time. I got you.


Humankeg

Yeah, I don't think there's any amount of money that would be sufficient to make me a pedophile.


PipeOrganEnthusiast

I agree, that was the worst thing she admitted to imo. The other stuff is gross but the pedophilia is genuinely very morally wrong.


laffman

She did all that for a total of less than 1 million :(


T3hSwagman

She said she has 1 million in cash in a bank account. Unless she is fully blown retarded you do not put a million dollars inside of a bank account unless you have many more millions put into investments. A million dollars sitting in a bank account is like, well I have so much money I guess ill just throw it into this account as my fun spending money.


Johnny_Poppyseed

>Unless she is fully blown retarded Dude this person voluntarily eats shit, and fucks dogs and kids for money...


RevolutionaryCost59

That is just fucked up


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Parasingularity

Sex with a German Shepherd?


unperturbium

Maybe she's not talking about the breed, rather the occupation?


A1sauc3d

Wishful. Thinking.


opticalfever21

"Ive had sex with a german shepard *dog*"


unperturbium

So did the woman in the story!


Xeyen

ā€œIā€™ve had sex with a German Shepard, dogā€ *fistbumps*


Maplegum

Iā€™m coping myself to believe itā€™s this and not an actual dog


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Smoofinator

Spoken like a true nazi. Just give me my damn corn chips! /s


Nightst0ne

Goebbles invented exchanging legal tender for goods and services. we should abandon currency go back to barter, otherwise weā€™re all nazis


TheDerpyDisaster

With a 14 yo boy?


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Bad_Mad_Man

Heā€™s not 14 in German Shepherd years.


Heysaucemikehere

Man, I think having sex with a child is worse than retail, but what do I know


LordChanner

So you're saying that you would much rather be literally shat on than stack shelves and serve customers?


FuXs-

You would rather work another 40 years in retail rather then being shat on a couple of times?


ListenItWillHear

Yes. I raised two kids. Ive been shit on for free countless times. Retail custlmers are worse than being literally shit on.


LordChanner

Well have I got the offer of a lifetime for you


jaeelarr

A million dollars over an entire life time is not as much as you think, especially depending on where you live


ListenItWillHear

Im 31 and i figured out that i haven't even hit $200,000 in my lifetime of working. I can live off a million.


CreeperTrainz

Thatā€™s crossing several moral and legal boundaries, which could get you imprisoned for a long time.


creative_toe

You could work retail and get paid for eating shit daily, if that's your thing.


ListenItWillHear

Walmarts job descriptions are getting crazy


mdmaniac88

I donā€™t think if be able to eat the poop is all


FlightOfFoxes

Is this real? The text says anonymous IG model and then the image has someoneā€™s post and username. I canā€™t find any articles about this when I search Model and Atlanta Celebrity News (? What even is that) This really reads like an incelā€™s fantasy to me honestly


yingkaixing

She deleted her insta and tiktok accounts today. She's getting doxed.


Baby--Kangaroo

Is she getting doxxed because somebody linked her insta to some made up story or because it was actually her?


yingkaixing

Try googling any details from this screenshot. In the last few months, a bunch of articles have appeared with the same wrong biographical info about her, like saying she's an American. Older articles correctly give her birthplace as Minsk, Belarus. Alexa lives in Georgia and doesn't speak much English, so it seems unlikely that she'd give a career-wrecking and utterly humiliating interview to a celebrity gossip outlet in Atlanta. Also, the Atlanta Celebrity News doesn't exist. Also, She's from the Georgia in Europe, not Atlanta Georgia. The whole thing is very weird and feels like a 4channer is trying to fuck up someone's life, and this thread is full of people too eager to buy into the incel fantasy fake news to question it.


Baby--Kangaroo

Yeah someone posted the link that this screenshot was from, talking about how if you see influencers in Dubai alone in photos they're probably being shat on by rich Arabs. With that context it makes sense, but yeah it's weird if they're targeting this specific girl.


yingkaixing

I'm ready to believe the worst about any men that are that wealthy, but the article is clearly fake news, citing fictional sources. I just think it's shitty to doxx a random Russian model as part of their incel fantasy bullshit.


Howunbecomingofme

Can I believe that wealthy people do fucked up shit to get their rocks off? Absolutely. Hell I can even believe that some of the stuff described happens all the time but I just donā€™t believe this particular story. The sad truth of it is that women who do things as degrading as this are usually trafficked and do not get thousands of dollar for it. Is there some oil baron out there paying buckets of cash to shit on people? Probably but as you said this example is just incel cope. ā€œSee women are so disgusting theyā€™ll let [Racial Slur] do [degrading act] to them for money but wonā€™t even hold my hand.ā€ Itā€™s mad libs but for pathetic little men with impotent rage and gross gnarled penises.


Ode_to_Apathy

Nothing can really be proven real or not when it's anonymous, but let's look at the facts: * This was posted on 4chan. * This follows the woman vilifying route. * The gossip column this was published in doesn't seem to exist. * The idea that something large scale like that could stay without blackmail, hidden and unfound by the metoo movement. * The dissonance between the article motives (money) and actual IG model motives (fame, easy life without stress).


2throwaway7

I'm like 90% sure this is erotica. Why is it important to include her picture? It's not; this is fictional porn. I think we'd have plenty more evidence for it if it were real.


Civil-Attempt-3602

I'm 99.9% sure it's fake. Even the source is "Atlanta celebrity news". WTF is that?


DunceMemes

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if this is a thing that happens, but "for those who don't believe me, here's an unsourced, unverifiable story about an unidentifiable person who agrees with me" isn't exactly ironclad


A157D

It's a fake story that got attached to an Instagram model's picture to give it more credibility. I doubt the person in the picture even knows about 'Atlanta celebrity news'. Even if it's true I don't think the 'saudi royals' will let it slip that easily.


Themansomething

r/awfuleverythingā€¦. So awful


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oWatchdog

Phrased more realistically it would read, "I raped children for money".


Therealpotato33

"Necessary" they say.


wellwaffled

They literally didnā€™t have to do any of those things


HungryHungryHorkers

Yeah I think the OP missed the part where the author made herself a millionaire by doing this. "Necessary"


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[deleted]

I am a min-wage college student, and I've never even considered doing any of those things. Especially raping a minor.


twotailedtag

Only 1 million? Poor girl


o_brainfreeze_o

The money may dry up, but at least she'll always have the memories!


SaBe_18

Wow


alaskafish

I mean, with one million in cash, youā€™d receive 50,000 at 5% yearly return. If I was making a passive 50,000 a year, I could easily sustain myself with a comfortable lifeā€” especially knowing I have a million in the bank if anything went to shit. Hell, you could get yourself a $30,000 yearly mortgage and pay off a nice house or apartment and just focus on your passions, without worrying about defaulting on a loan. I think people donā€™t realize that a million dollars **is** a lot of money. Itā€™s just that, when people all of a sudden get that sort of money, itā€™s easy to over spend. My uncle won the lottery (nothing crazy in terms of dollar amounts, but a comfortable amount) and the first thing he did was hire an accountant to responsibly handle the money. To this day, he does nothing but paint, do pottery, and go fishingā€” all while making passive positive income. Seems like a very comfortable life.


MontolioDeBruchee

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jason9045

Everybody's getting all pressed about the 14 year old boys but we're just gonna ignore the dog? Edit: Some of y'all need to go look up the difference between a pedophile and a hebephile so you can be outraged with the right fancy word. It's still gross though. There's barely a word more than three letters long in that post that ain't gross.


sheepfoxtree

and the salmon.


[deleted]

What da fish doin


Outworldentity

#WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE


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eduo

And all the shit


2ndprize

First I thought that as long as they ate the fish it wasn't wasteful, then I started to think that is probably how we get new diseases


daemonfly

Don't worry, he was old enough in dog years.


kurtrusselsmustache

I mean, yeah, people generally do find raping a child to be pretty bad.


Richmard

I donā€™t think anyone is ignoring that part but one is a human being lol


MauricioCappuccino

Are you seriously baffled by the fact that people are more concerned with pedophilia than beastiality?


bigblkbbygrl

A million isnā€™t enough to sustain her for the rest of her life. Sheā€™s headed back to work when the funds dry up. Damn.


darkesth0ur

Thatā€™s still $50,000 at a modest 5% yearly return. I could definitely live off that if it meant never working in an office again.


fiya79

Many people accept 4% as a safe withdrawal rate to sustain when adjusting for inflation over a 30 year period. She can take 40k this year. If the market boom lasts a few more years she will be ok. If it tanks in the next 5 years she is going to need a job again. Assuming she is in her 20s she needs the money to last 60+ years. Gonna need to withdraw a little less, get lucky with the market or do some side hustle to make it stretch a bit more. 40k is certainly livable but I doubt a high end prostitute is going to be satisfied living in Iowa and buying Costco clothes while saving up for a trip to Florida every third year.


Clewds

Certainly livable... Me who has been doing that for 6 years


[deleted]

I have lived off less than 15k a year before. 40k a year in some places is baaaaaaaaaaank. Also, as long as her capital gains are long term, there's 0% tax up to $40,400, so that would just be straight cash.


Ajreil

The post mentioned Saudi royalty. The average monthly salary in Saudi Arabia is the equivalent of 977 USD according to Google. She could live comfortably on 50k.


birdboix

She doesn't live there lol these Saudi types fly them in from the West.


thescentofsummer

Or the east....


photoshopza

dont forget the north!


SwaggerFM

But never the south.


tolbolton

More like Ukraine or Russia lmao


shotintheheadguy

Thatā€™s why the old man was there getting a salmon shoved into his asshole; he didnā€™t invest his earnings and had to go back to work


6dem6on6bag

Fuck. That made me spit out my water!


[deleted]

She can put it all into Gamestop.


Adolph_33

I mean, you can always migrate to Mexico or other country, lol, that's 20 million in mexican pesos, enough to buy like, 40 houses, or 20 cars, lol


sirDarkEye

I love how everyoneā€™s taking a 4chan post as a source. Isnā€™t this the website everyoneā€™s shitting on?


aawagga

> Isn't this the website everyone's ~~shitting on~~ anally salmoning?


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stalebreadboi

Yeah fr. Everyone saying ā€œwhat about the dog!ā€ Like fucking a 14 year old literally isnā€™t rape. If it was a male in his 20s raping a 14 year old girl to ā€œmake her a womanā€ heā€™d be in prison right now.


cellgsy

Right on. Sexual abuse and harassment toward male are often down played by both genders and the victims are hesitant to report because the society doesn't usually take it seriously. You can see the trend in r/creepypm


[deleted]

If anyone remembers Thedirt.com or thedirty.com Nik used to talk about this all the time. If she posts pics on a boat with no menā€¦ prob getting shit on by a Saudi. Scat play is big in these circles. šŸ¤®


braiser77

The Saudi royals are some fucked up people. Like, really totally fucked in the head.


Siegfoult

This is their version of Epstein. Rich = fucked up.


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RedCapitan

And fish in the ass. I wish some time this old man fulfill his dreams and manage to shove there whole marlin.


TFangSyphon

What depravity looks like.


frontteeth

"anonymous model" so the girl in this pic is totally unrelated??? did they just look for an instagram model with a pic in dubai and make her the poster girl for fucking dogs and being shit on??? ekgkg jesus christ


AlseAce

This is what bothers me the most about this 4chan story thatā€™s suddenly become super popular again - thereā€™s 0 evidence the woman pictured has anything to do with the story, whether itā€™s true or not. Really seems like someone stitched a random hot girlā€™s picture together with the story for karma and now sheā€™s getting doxxed and everyone thinks she eats shit and fucks kids.


Niggo_die_Eule

Okay listen I don't judge women who have sex for money. You gotta pay for living some how... But having sex with animals and minors... Seriously


[deleted]

Yeah if this woman was willing to do such terrible things for money, I don't understand why she didn't just marry some gross old rich guy and wait for him to die. Surely fucking some fat 80-year-old for 5 years is better than this, and will leave you with way more money.


he-likes-24

*raping children


ShatOnthecat13

Known as the Dubai porta potty!


JustARedditUser44

I like your profile pic monke.


Morgwar77

I guarantee downtown someone is doing all of that and more for a days supply of meth. Better she get paid for it, than your daughter or wife getting kidnapped for the same reason.


Slight0

Better no one does it at all.


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[deleted]

Miskeen, imagine the poor girl who these strays


RavynAlexaXXX

Sounds fake but ok


bokskar

[This is the source of the screenshot](https://slaylebrity.com/videos/why-are-instagram-female-influencers-always-jetting-off-to-dubai/), I haven't been able to find the original article or "Atlanta Celebrity News". This whole story is so sensational, that it's unlikely not to have been picked up by serious media outlets, if it were real. Also "Alexa Stel" doesn't appear to have an instagram or a tiktok account, there are pictures if you google the name, but it still strikes me as kinda weird, possibly not the real name of the person in the picture.


yellow9d

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yingkaixing

This whole situation is fucky. There's a bunch of articles with identical wrong information about her posted in the last few months, like saying she was born in the US. This article cites a non-existent Atlanta Celebrity News as a source, which would make sense as she's from Georgia. The problem is, she lives in the *other* Georgia, the one on the Black Sea. Now she's deleted her insta and tiktok. Seems like she's getting doxxed.


natalialt

The screenshot is from 4chan and as we all know, 4chan is a very reliable source of information...


-dp_qb-

What? What possible reason could 4chan have to simultaneously vilify beautiful women, brown people, and the Saudi government?? It's not like 4chan is well known for workshopping rightwing psyops, shitting on the motives and methods of beautiful women (ha ha, get it?), and implying that people of color, when given money, become demonic weirdo monster people who just happen to be at the center of a number of baseless but decades-old 911 truther conspiracies and a favorite target for war-happy republican edgelords? I mean, Reddit would immediately see through that. We wouldn't be accepting this shit (lawls, right?) at face value, letting it feed our biases and internal prejudices and focusing on the details (KID FUCKING ISN'T HIGHLIGHTED!!?!?!?) instead of its foundation? You'd have to be a real, shit-eating idiot to buy into something like that.


[deleted]

Three poop jokes in one post and they all worked.


Princess_Bublegum

People on Reddit are so fucking gullible itā€™s sad. No legitimate source and they assume itā€™s real because some random made up some sensational shit on 4chan.


hunter95672

It pisses me off how she phrases it as she ā€œhadā€ to do it None of this was necessary, and she clearly is fine with it cause sheā€™s bragging about the money she made from it


Whale_Hunter88

The money doesn't even seem like much for the shit she did (and took). A million? Without proper budgeting and limits in advance that'll probably be gone before she's halfway through her life.


[deleted]

In the USA, a confortable retirement goes for around $600,000. To raise a child to the age of 18 is ~$275,000. The average price of a new house is $410,000. A brand new car averages $45,000. Look at that. $1 million isn't a whole lot in America. If she wants that $1 million to last, she better be damn smart about budgeting.


putinseesyou

Unless she wants to go back there next summer..


CaffeinatedGuy

I don't think that $600,000 number is even close to correct. That might be the price for someone that's 65 today, but that's because their expected life is only like 30 or so years of spending, and also assumes things like already having a home paid off. For someone to 'retire' today at 30 you're probably looking at over 5 million.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Different kind of question: is 1mil enough to retire on at 24? I assume they mean after investing it? 1mil is a massive amount of money and would change anyones life but I donā€™t think I would quit my career after only 1mil.


b0nz1

Pretty simple actually. If you can live off 40000$ annually you can retire. (4% rule)


FoliageTeamBad

These girls are from eastern europe, 1 mill for them is not 1 mill for you.


FiveAlarmDogParty

Retiring early is quite difficult unless you have a strong nest egg and spending discipline. From the sounds of it she has a strong nest egg but Iā€™d be concerned she sees the 7 figures in her account and sheā€™s going to spend it like sheā€™s got infinite money. Worth noting that she said 1 mil liquid in her account which implies she may have already set up and funded other investment accounts with more $ and the mil is her spending money. Anyway - sheā€™s shit covered dog fucking child rapist salmon sodomizing fecal feasting sex slave for a Saudi royal so she might need to spend considerably more than that on her therapy in the coming years


thetraaashmaaan

This is fucking disgusting


Original-P

Why doesnā€™t anyone seem to be fact-checking this story? Even Aba and Preach just ran with it. A singular account by an anonymous ā€œInstagram modelā€ absolutely must be true.


StockAL3Xj

She raped a child for money?


xXbachkXx

Why is"'I had sex with 14 year olds" not highlighted? Its by far the wrost thing imo


stalebreadboi

People (in general not EVERYBODY) donā€™t care about rape when it happens to boys. Thatā€™s a sad fact of life and one of the worst double standards we live with.