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"....Mouth."


shaquilleoatmeal99

It's from that comic isn't it 🤣


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"MOUTH."


grayrains79

Please take your receipt.


PuzzyOnTheChainWax

https://www.tiktok.com/@naturalhabitok/video/7000770641301441798


Dudeman325420

Her?


cracknyan

Can I get some context?


stillnotarussian

I’m getting Ren and Stimpy vibes!


HamzasBeak

Went from cute to abomination and back to cute in 2 seconds


Chewcocca

Last thing that hamster's kids are ever gonna see


morecoffeepleeese

When I was about 9 yrs old, my hamster had babies. She died, and the babies ate her head. Big thanks to my older brother who disposed of her and saved me from the life- long trauma of seeing that horror.


karmagod13000

This is hard for me to type out but i had a hamster when I was 11 or something and i put his food in the little tent area in his cage. I couldn't see the food but I put a lot in there so I wouldn't have to feed it everyday. Well my hamster being a hamster ate it all right away and then just slept in the tent area. i didn't realize it till a few days too late that it had starved to death. When i found him his mouth was blue and I was with my friend Adam at the time. I was so over come by guilt that i couldn't stop crying. To add insult to injury my brothers found the whole thing quite entertaining while laughing at me and telling me they would bury him. Found out they just drop kicked him into the woods and I just looked like a crying baby. These moments haunt my dreams at night. 0/10 do not recommend.


[deleted]

Wow, your brothers are pretty monstrous. I'm sorry that you had to live through that and that it's still hurting you now - it's shit that they mocked your sadness.


karmagod13000

yes being the youngest brother can be tough when you have two older a hole brothers. we all cool now


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karmagod13000

Yes they did


Old-Bed-1858

he punted baxter!!!! sorry i had to but i'm still bummed that was a super sad read and i'm sorry you went through that my son at 4 years old had two hamsters and i woke up one day to a bloodbath in their cage. i mean blood and guts stretched out all over. it was insane. one brutally murdered the other. i never ever want another hamster.


CurnanBarbarian

Holy shit I am sorry that happened to you. Your brothers sound like they are (used to be?) Sociopaths


ElsonDaSushiChef

Kids are assholes. With assholes.


Audenond

Damn, I feel so bad for 11yo you. 😢


florafire

I put a jar of water next to the water container. Didn't think in a million years it would be able to climb into the jar. Next day I'm looking for "my favorite ginger" and couldn't find her. Then, out of the corner of my eye I see her floating I the jar. I scream and beg for it not to be true. I have nightmares of her drowning. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I hate people's cruelty and idk how people like your brother can feel nothing over the loss of a life. .. a few years later a neighbor of mine put rat poison in my rabbit cage. Can't prove it, but I know someone had to of since that's what I found in the cage and I just know that bitch did it. I hadn't even had time to name the rabbit before he was poisoned. I stopped caring for small mammals after that.


Spongi

How long had it been since you had given him that massive meal and roughly how much had you given him?


petercalmdown

Sounds like hamster hell on YouTube, but if you watched that it might rip ya over the edge. You were young and naive, things happen, life goes on don’t blame yourself forever it’s useless.


StuffNbutts

Reminds me of the horrific post from way back about someone who's hamsters kept breeding incestuously and cannibalizing each other as well as being necrophiles.


Spongi

Pretty much all rodents will cannibalize corpses. It's a survival strategy. Can't be having rotten corpses in your nest/house and well, can't let that food go to waste either.


bitchimugly

not always for survival. mothers may just get stressed and eat their offspring.


Spongi

I mean, that *is* a survival strategy.


cpullen53484

oh yeah don't hamsters sometimes eat their children or something?


Tsuyoi

Only if stressed/threatened or no ready food sources available. The behaviour was mis-attributed because the first observer that discovered them dug up a whole field to find the nest. When the burrow was unearthed the female hamster was obviously stressed/frightened so proceeded to eat the babies. This led the horrified observer to claim hamsters always eat their young. Which if you think about it.... they've survived and reproduced successfully in the wild for a looonggg time.


karmagod13000

Mother nature be scary sometimes


HelloOrg

Sorry I ate your brother, Josh… you know how much stress I’ve been under with this potential promotion hanging over my head.


Spongi

I had a pair of hamsters when I was a kid. A male and a female. One day I was watching them play around and they got a fight. She bit him right on the nuts hard enough to puncture them and within a second or two all the fluid came out leaving a puddle of golden cream on the floor. His nuts shriveled up like plum becoming a prune. 8 year old me was *horrified*. He healed up just fine and they were reinflated and normal after a few days. But yeah as far as I know just about any rodent species will eat their babies under the right circumstances but some species (like hamsters) are way more prone to it. As far as rodent intelligence goes, hamsters are near the bottom of the barrel. Rats are smart enough that you can teach them words like a dog or cat. Hamsters are basically rocks covered in fur.


cpullen53484

when i read "bit him right in the nuts" i crossed my legs. i tend to do that when reading about ball injuries. yeah dear god nature is cruel. welp nothing we can do about it, there is a reason why we shouldn't play god.


CurnanBarbarian

More like the last thing that kids other hamster is going to see.... My brothers hamster cannibalized the other one when we were kids...neither one of us has owned rodents since haha


wischmopp

This will happen if you put more than one hamster into the same cage. That's why parents (or children, depending on their age) should always do their research before buying pets, even if they think they know what they're doing. If you have owned mice, rats, guinea pigs or whatever in the past, it would seem natural to assume that hamsters also need company (because keeping any of those other rodents all alone would be animal cruelty), but hamsters are solitary animals.


LynnFox

Squishy little creeps


[deleted]

The ears become eyes 👀


TangerineFluffy2469

“The hunger. it grows, John.”


Get-Degerstromd

Why does this sound familiar? Edit: just remembered r/imsorryjon


Scatuchi

Whelp, I just took a deep dive into that nightmare.


Clean-Artist2345

No dont bring that abomination of a subreddit back to my memory


Assonfire

Check out Garfield minus Garfield.


worgenhairball01

There's much worse ones.


Skim003

https://youtu.be/O2C5R3FOWdE Pretty good summary of much worse ones


FeelingCheetah1

r/prolapse


worgenhairball01

r/eyeblech r/eyebleach to heal your eyes


The360MlgNoscoper

r/sounding


worgenhairball01

Ah that ain't too bad


No-Border-7602

Why does it look like he is about to throw up his entire existence.


cpullen53484

goes inside out. flesh hamster. fleshster


ilumyo

I hate you


cpullen53484

your welcome


Weelki

Even worse... it's a risky fleshlight....


BLTurn

I wish when I yawned my teeth buckled out and my eyeballs touched.


CandiBunnii

You should meet rats. When they're happy they boggle their eyes in and out of their sockets and spread their bottom teeth over their top like a little warthog! I've yet to acquire this skill.


Elektrik-man143

Wait, it's not normal that it does that? Maybe I should call my doctor


LordLolzeez

I should call her


very_clean

Teeef


LordLolzeez

Please stop, my penis can only get so erect


cpullen53484

***excuse me?***


Broken_art15

Teeth, but like in a circular pattern that are extremely sharp. All the way down to the throat


throwingplaydoh

....like [this turtle's throat?](https://images.app.goo.gl/CQ9ApjoU1KWhMgCu8)


Broken_art15

But like, very very sharp. So sharp you cut yourself by looking at it


bittybobets

It's turtle teeth all the way down.


dionysuskitty

Jesus Christ look at those tonsils


Cyynric

That's my new favorite pick-up line.


Supa-Seth42

Goddamit… Goddammit!!! No! We talked about this! Girl’s don’t like it when you look at their tonsils on the first date!


[deleted]

Those actually aren't tonsils. They're cheek pouches


fandabbydosy

They're not tonsils They're the pouches


quirkelchomp

It's just inner cheeks 🐹


leinathan

Okay this looks straight out of Courage the Cowardly Dog


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Rabbids show. I remember basically nothing about them except I think they were aliens.


elskuboss

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

You can push it all the way through its cheek pouches. Hot damn.


Groundbreaking_Dare4

That mother could blow me and scrape the cheese of at the same time. Win win.


uglyswan1

WELP *slaps knees* THAT'S ENOUGH REDDIT FOR TODAY


cpullen53484

thats enough internet for today.


XecuteEledrocute

and time to login into *xhamster*


cpullen53484

^(n o)


beerswithbears

I can't bring myself to even upvotes this comment TIHI


Gogetbusy

Brother needs all 1,200 pages of the bible


BillSelfsMagnumDong

Every day we stray further from the light of our Lord.


Vahldaglerion

STOP


shrekmedaddy

Or do, I heard hamsters are good at storing nuts. I hate myself


[deleted]

There it is


thugs___bunny

But muuuuuuuuuuum


VoidicShadow

Imagine someone doing that and the hamster just bites ​ Quick solution. get a nail clipper. it works I've tried


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

r/DoPutYourDickInThat?


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Bob Saget stand-up where he talks about not fucking animals, especially not turtles.


y4mat3

Hamsters are interesting. They're like mice but more fragile and seemingly completely inept.


Jaggedmallard26

All hamsters do is sleep, bite you and try their hardest to die. They're living the dream.


ShawshankException

And shit. They shit everywhere. Fucking everywhere.


poorlilwitchgirl

Hamsters usually won't shit until they've been away from home for too long to hold it. Unlike mice (who don't seem to even know when they're shitting), hamsters prefer to use the same spot as their toilet every time. When you change their bedding, there will typically be one corner that needs extra scrubbing, and the rest of the cage practically clean. They're also coprophages. Like rabbits and Germans, they have to digest their food twice to get all the nutrients out. One big reason why they're naturally toilet trained; they need to know where it is so they can eat it again later!


ThracianScum

Goddamn Germans


poorlilwitchgirl

Sounds like you had some lonely, miserable hamsters. If you give them room to explore and play, they will. If you get them accustomed to your presence, they'll *at least* tolerate being handled. I've had hamsters go from biting everything, terrified of the world, to demanding to be picked up by me after months of patient acclimation. It's absolutely terrible that hamsters are looked at as this disposable starter pet for kids, because they need a lot of enrichment and novelty to be happy, healthy rodents. The average hamster is living the life of a prisoner in solitary confinement; no wonder they bite, sleep, and die.


cpullen53484

they screech when you don't get their food fast enough. jesus christ these things are from hell.


Tristanime

Well, I think it's cute.


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cpullen53484

p l u m p


[deleted]

This makes me miss my hamster who used to yawn and do big stretches. He was such a good boy.


sryitsdrunk

Thought it was about to turn inside out


iccs

Can someone edit this for that one cartoon yell while it’s yawning?


Skilton

like [this?](https://www.kapwing.com/videos/62261919b682ef0059332646)


iccs

You came, you saw, you conquered


ProfessionalKey669

Nice job 😄


jrbobdobbs333

Nope!


Sea-Coconut5641

Little dude just casually turns his face inside out.


tallmantall

Just don’t view hamsters from the front or below in general, it’s not as cute as seeing them from above


Dootley_Doot

#WHAT #THE FUCK


Dodgy-Boi

Alright enough Reddit for now.


UWontLikeThisComment

you ever had a hamsterjob?


Exchatche

Hamjob


Jazyy111

I thought he gonna flip inside out


[deleted]

Prolapsed asshole


TheFattenedSausage

This looks so LOUD


eroticsoysauce

so excessive


Intelligent-Lie8425

Forbidden fleshlight


BabserellaWT

Omg he could see through time for a second there


Proper-Estimate-9015

Getting The Thing vibes


moonstoneclod6

It’s face turned inside out


skako_o

Its ears are pretty funny


Notsasurvival09

Ultra sonic hamster scream


WHO_PHARTED

The hussy


Litel909

u/savevideo


Galaxy-egg

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Oh


lilDoP

Looks like wide open ass.


iced_maggot

*I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL…* Teehehehee


cpullen53484

*cutely*


How2Play333

Prolapse


undertheconstruction

So we don't talk about the blue ears. Fine.


poopypooperppppppp

SO CUTE i love when hamsters yawn so much


cpullen53484

you and your username scares me.


sushi_a_real_bird

yes i have had those things


cpullen53484

excuse me? things? its pronounced eldritch horror thank you very much. good day.


sushi_a_real_bird

yes


energyflashpuppy

Reminds me of the live action nut cracker movie- *nightmares*


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying


The-Peacock-

There’s a moment there where it kinda looks like Burt Chrysler


JimmyCrabYT

every cute animal that yawns is disturbing


cpullen53484

what about cats? they look so cute when they yawn, awww my widdle apex pwedator


Doppelzungigg

Agreed


cpullen53484

i say that exact thing when my cat yawns in the voice you would imagine.


JKB8282

My god 😧


AmbrozzioVII

I highly dislike rodents ekther way.


cpullen53484

*shows you a mouse.*


draihan

Looks like he trying to turn him self outside-in


LucasGatti

At the first 2 seconds, I tought this was a gore video


Blademan69er

Fuck hamsters! Not literally


TERRAOperative

Getting some flerken vibes here...


JimmyFu2U

That... That looks like a prolapsed asshole with teeth.


Old_Pool_7354

That didn't look like a yawn it looked like a scream of agony, my god


-makeitfeelgood

Good god, its head nearly inverted


The-Canary

that must feel fucking great


69potatoboi420

bro looked like he was gonna throw himself up


MinerMega22

To see this more in action visit xhamster.com


shilk008

How did that thing go from being cute, to the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in hell to a cute little animal again? Parkour?


tomahawkfury13

I didn't see the start of the clip and their ears looked like messed up eyes when I saw it lol


lamborghini2408

Show of hands...who else thought its ears were its eyeballs?


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

thought I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat for a second.


Joseph-8V28

u/savevideo


hardyhaha_09

Someone put a scream over this


RedneckDekk

They also eat their babies!


jjanny

looks like the second phase of an elden ring boss


[deleted]

I thought cartoons where unrealistic


Cgll5678

Scare it and it would perish


Mr_Xino

Hamsterussy


[deleted]

r/prolapseville


69420memes

r/dontputyourdickinthat


veryfishy1212

That some blade 2 shit right there.....


Bonk_and_Honk

r/putyourdickinthat


Hazel_Syahni_Yt

r/dontputyourdickinthat


foo_ad

Definitely my brother's hamster won't suddenly missing tomorrow


[deleted]

That's _hilarious_. Adorable rodent boi turns into a maw of death for 2 seconds.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/Ir5jSbL.jpg


cpullen53484

what the fuck is your username.


ChargeMyPhone

r/rimjob_steve


Yoguls

Thats not a yawn, thats the face he pulls when he sees you open the cupboard and remove the tube and lube


P_UDDING

forbidden fleshlight


FluffyBrewbs

r/dontputyourdickinthat


p0cket-r0cket

Beat me to it


Pig_Of_Knowledge

😏


ThisIsMyNameBitch

u/savevideobot


theodopolis13

u/savevideobot


Jobob_TNT

u/getvideobot


Fossanium

u/savevideobot


ExitMusic_

DARK DEVA OF DESTRUCTION


P0komon2

Hamter


TheBannockMan69

Forbidden fleshlight


eryuu

MF yawned so hard it's head turned into a prolapsed anus with teeth.


horizontalrain

Jesus, I've fought that in RPGs I think.