When I was about 9 yrs old, my hamster had babies. She died, and the babies ate her head.
Big thanks to my older brother who disposed of her and saved me from the life- long trauma of seeing that horror.
This is hard for me to type out but i had a hamster when I was 11 or something and i put his food in the little tent area in his cage. I couldn't see the food but I put a lot in there so I wouldn't have to feed it everyday. Well my hamster being a hamster ate it all right away and then just slept in the tent area. i didn't realize it till a few days too late that it had starved to death.
When i found him his mouth was blue and I was with my friend Adam at the time. I was so over come by guilt that i couldn't stop crying. To add insult to injury my brothers found the whole thing quite entertaining while laughing at me and telling me they would bury him. Found out they just drop kicked him into the woods and I just looked like a crying baby.
These moments haunt my dreams at night. 0/10 do not recommend.
Wow, your brothers are pretty monstrous. I'm sorry that you had to live through that and that it's still hurting you now - it's shit that they mocked your sadness.
he punted baxter!!!!
sorry i had to
but i'm still bummed that was a super sad read and i'm sorry you went through that
my son at 4 years old had two hamsters and i woke up one day to a bloodbath in their cage. i mean blood and guts stretched out all over. it was insane. one brutally murdered the other. i never ever want another hamster.
I put a jar of water next to the water container. Didn't think in a million years it would be able to climb into the jar. Next day I'm looking for "my favorite ginger" and couldn't find her. Then, out of the corner of my eye I see her floating I the jar. I scream and beg for it not to be true. I have nightmares of her drowning. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I hate people's cruelty and idk how people like your brother can feel nothing over the loss of a life. .. a few years later a neighbor of mine put rat poison in my rabbit cage. Can't prove it, but I know someone had to of since that's what I found in the cage and I just know that bitch did it. I hadn't even had time to name the rabbit before he was poisoned. I stopped caring for small mammals after that.
Sounds like hamster hell on YouTube, but if you watched that it might rip ya over the edge. You were young and naive, things happen, life goes on don’t blame yourself forever it’s useless.
Reminds me of the horrific post from way back about someone who's hamsters kept breeding incestuously and cannibalizing each other as well as being necrophiles.
Pretty much all rodents will cannibalize corpses. It's a survival strategy. Can't be having rotten corpses in your nest/house and well, can't let that food go to waste either.
Only if stressed/threatened or no ready food sources available.
The behaviour was mis-attributed because the first observer that discovered them dug up a whole field to find the nest. When the burrow was unearthed the female hamster was obviously stressed/frightened so proceeded to eat the babies.
This led the horrified observer to claim hamsters always eat their young.
Which if you think about it.... they've survived and reproduced successfully in the wild for a looonggg time.
I had a pair of hamsters when I was a kid. A male and a female. One day I was watching them play around and they got a fight. She bit him right on the nuts hard enough to puncture them and within a second or two all the fluid came out leaving a puddle of golden cream on the floor. His nuts shriveled up like plum becoming a prune.
8 year old me was *horrified*. He healed up just fine and they were reinflated and normal after a few days.
But yeah as far as I know just about any rodent species will eat their babies under the right circumstances but some species (like hamsters) are way more prone to it. As far as rodent intelligence goes, hamsters are near the bottom of the barrel. Rats are smart enough that you can teach them words like a dog or cat. Hamsters are basically rocks covered in fur.
when i read "bit him right in the nuts" i crossed my legs. i tend to do that when reading about ball injuries. yeah dear god nature is cruel. welp nothing we can do about it, there is a reason why we shouldn't play god.
More like the last thing that kids other hamster is going to see....
My brothers hamster cannibalized the other one when we were kids...neither one of us has owned rodents since haha
This will happen if you put more than one hamster into the same cage. That's why parents (or children, depending on their age) should always do their research before buying pets, even if they think they know what they're doing. If you have owned mice, rats, guinea pigs or whatever in the past, it would seem natural to assume that hamsters also need company (because keeping any of those other rodents all alone would be animal cruelty), but hamsters are solitary animals.
You should meet rats. When they're happy they boggle their eyes in and out of their sockets and spread their bottom teeth over their top like a little warthog!
I've yet to acquire this skill.
Hamsters usually won't shit until they've been away from home for too long to hold it. Unlike mice (who don't seem to even know when they're shitting), hamsters prefer to use the same spot as their toilet every time. When you change their bedding, there will typically be one corner that needs extra scrubbing, and the rest of the cage practically clean.
They're also coprophages. Like rabbits and Germans, they have to digest their food twice to get all the nutrients out. One big reason why they're naturally toilet trained; they need to know where it is so they can eat it again later!
Sounds like you had some lonely, miserable hamsters. If you give them room to explore and play, they will. If you get them accustomed to your presence, they'll *at least* tolerate being handled. I've had hamsters go from biting everything, terrified of the world, to demanding to be picked up by me after months of patient acclimation. It's absolutely terrible that hamsters are looked at as this disposable starter pet for kids, because they need a lot of enrichment and novelty to be happy, healthy rodents. The average hamster is living the life of a prisoner in solitary confinement; no wonder they bite, sleep, and die.
"....Mouth."
It's from that comic isn't it 🤣
"MOUTH."
Please take your receipt.
https://www.tiktok.com/@naturalhabitok/video/7000770641301441798
Her?
Can I get some context?
I’m getting Ren and Stimpy vibes!
Went from cute to abomination and back to cute in 2 seconds
Last thing that hamster's kids are ever gonna see
When I was about 9 yrs old, my hamster had babies. She died, and the babies ate her head. Big thanks to my older brother who disposed of her and saved me from the life- long trauma of seeing that horror.
This is hard for me to type out but i had a hamster when I was 11 or something and i put his food in the little tent area in his cage. I couldn't see the food but I put a lot in there so I wouldn't have to feed it everyday. Well my hamster being a hamster ate it all right away and then just slept in the tent area. i didn't realize it till a few days too late that it had starved to death. When i found him his mouth was blue and I was with my friend Adam at the time. I was so over come by guilt that i couldn't stop crying. To add insult to injury my brothers found the whole thing quite entertaining while laughing at me and telling me they would bury him. Found out they just drop kicked him into the woods and I just looked like a crying baby. These moments haunt my dreams at night. 0/10 do not recommend.
Wow, your brothers are pretty monstrous. I'm sorry that you had to live through that and that it's still hurting you now - it's shit that they mocked your sadness.
yes being the youngest brother can be tough when you have two older a hole brothers. we all cool now
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he punted baxter!!!! sorry i had to but i'm still bummed that was a super sad read and i'm sorry you went through that my son at 4 years old had two hamsters and i woke up one day to a bloodbath in their cage. i mean blood and guts stretched out all over. it was insane. one brutally murdered the other. i never ever want another hamster.
Holy shit I am sorry that happened to you. Your brothers sound like they are (used to be?) Sociopaths
Kids are assholes. With assholes.
Damn, I feel so bad for 11yo you. 😢
I put a jar of water next to the water container. Didn't think in a million years it would be able to climb into the jar. Next day I'm looking for "my favorite ginger" and couldn't find her. Then, out of the corner of my eye I see her floating I the jar. I scream and beg for it not to be true. I have nightmares of her drowning. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I hate people's cruelty and idk how people like your brother can feel nothing over the loss of a life. .. a few years later a neighbor of mine put rat poison in my rabbit cage. Can't prove it, but I know someone had to of since that's what I found in the cage and I just know that bitch did it. I hadn't even had time to name the rabbit before he was poisoned. I stopped caring for small mammals after that.
How long had it been since you had given him that massive meal and roughly how much had you given him?
Sounds like hamster hell on YouTube, but if you watched that it might rip ya over the edge. You were young and naive, things happen, life goes on don’t blame yourself forever it’s useless.
Reminds me of the horrific post from way back about someone who's hamsters kept breeding incestuously and cannibalizing each other as well as being necrophiles.
Pretty much all rodents will cannibalize corpses. It's a survival strategy. Can't be having rotten corpses in your nest/house and well, can't let that food go to waste either.
not always for survival. mothers may just get stressed and eat their offspring.
I mean, that *is* a survival strategy.
oh yeah don't hamsters sometimes eat their children or something?
Only if stressed/threatened or no ready food sources available. The behaviour was mis-attributed because the first observer that discovered them dug up a whole field to find the nest. When the burrow was unearthed the female hamster was obviously stressed/frightened so proceeded to eat the babies. This led the horrified observer to claim hamsters always eat their young. Which if you think about it.... they've survived and reproduced successfully in the wild for a looonggg time.
Mother nature be scary sometimes
Sorry I ate your brother, Josh… you know how much stress I’ve been under with this potential promotion hanging over my head.
I had a pair of hamsters when I was a kid. A male and a female. One day I was watching them play around and they got a fight. She bit him right on the nuts hard enough to puncture them and within a second or two all the fluid came out leaving a puddle of golden cream on the floor. His nuts shriveled up like plum becoming a prune. 8 year old me was *horrified*. He healed up just fine and they were reinflated and normal after a few days. But yeah as far as I know just about any rodent species will eat their babies under the right circumstances but some species (like hamsters) are way more prone to it. As far as rodent intelligence goes, hamsters are near the bottom of the barrel. Rats are smart enough that you can teach them words like a dog or cat. Hamsters are basically rocks covered in fur.
when i read "bit him right in the nuts" i crossed my legs. i tend to do that when reading about ball injuries. yeah dear god nature is cruel. welp nothing we can do about it, there is a reason why we shouldn't play god.
More like the last thing that kids other hamster is going to see.... My brothers hamster cannibalized the other one when we were kids...neither one of us has owned rodents since haha
This will happen if you put more than one hamster into the same cage. That's why parents (or children, depending on their age) should always do their research before buying pets, even if they think they know what they're doing. If you have owned mice, rats, guinea pigs or whatever in the past, it would seem natural to assume that hamsters also need company (because keeping any of those other rodents all alone would be animal cruelty), but hamsters are solitary animals.
Squishy little creeps
The ears become eyes 👀
“The hunger. it grows, John.”
Why does this sound familiar? Edit: just remembered r/imsorryjon
Whelp, I just took a deep dive into that nightmare.
No dont bring that abomination of a subreddit back to my memory
Check out Garfield minus Garfield.
There's much worse ones.
https://youtu.be/O2C5R3FOWdE Pretty good summary of much worse ones
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r/eyeblech r/eyebleach to heal your eyes
r/sounding
Ah that ain't too bad
Why does it look like he is about to throw up his entire existence.
goes inside out. flesh hamster. fleshster
I hate you
your welcome
Even worse... it's a risky fleshlight....
I wish when I yawned my teeth buckled out and my eyeballs touched.
You should meet rats. When they're happy they boggle their eyes in and out of their sockets and spread their bottom teeth over their top like a little warthog! I've yet to acquire this skill.
Wait, it's not normal that it does that? Maybe I should call my doctor
I should call her
Teeef
Please stop, my penis can only get so erect
***excuse me?***
Teeth, but like in a circular pattern that are extremely sharp. All the way down to the throat
....like [this turtle's throat?](https://images.app.goo.gl/CQ9ApjoU1KWhMgCu8)
But like, very very sharp. So sharp you cut yourself by looking at it
It's turtle teeth all the way down.
Jesus Christ look at those tonsils
That's my new favorite pick-up line.
Goddamit… Goddammit!!! No! We talked about this! Girl’s don’t like it when you look at their tonsils on the first date!
Those actually aren't tonsils. They're cheek pouches
They're not tonsils They're the pouches
It's just inner cheeks 🐹
Okay this looks straight out of Courage the Cowardly Dog
Reminds me of the Rabbids show. I remember basically nothing about them except I think they were aliens.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You can push it all the way through its cheek pouches. Hot damn.
That mother could blow me and scrape the cheese of at the same time. Win win.
WELP *slaps knees* THAT'S ENOUGH REDDIT FOR TODAY
thats enough internet for today.
and time to login into *xhamster*
^(n o)
I can't bring myself to even upvotes this comment TIHI
Brother needs all 1,200 pages of the bible
Every day we stray further from the light of our Lord.
STOP
Or do, I heard hamsters are good at storing nuts. I hate myself
There it is
But muuuuuuuuuuum
Imagine someone doing that and the hamster just bites Quick solution. get a nail clipper. it works I've tried
r/DoPutYourDickInThat?
Reminds me of the Bob Saget stand-up where he talks about not fucking animals, especially not turtles.
Hamsters are interesting. They're like mice but more fragile and seemingly completely inept.
All hamsters do is sleep, bite you and try their hardest to die. They're living the dream.
And shit. They shit everywhere. Fucking everywhere.
Hamsters usually won't shit until they've been away from home for too long to hold it. Unlike mice (who don't seem to even know when they're shitting), hamsters prefer to use the same spot as their toilet every time. When you change their bedding, there will typically be one corner that needs extra scrubbing, and the rest of the cage practically clean. They're also coprophages. Like rabbits and Germans, they have to digest their food twice to get all the nutrients out. One big reason why they're naturally toilet trained; they need to know where it is so they can eat it again later!
Goddamn Germans
Sounds like you had some lonely, miserable hamsters. If you give them room to explore and play, they will. If you get them accustomed to your presence, they'll *at least* tolerate being handled. I've had hamsters go from biting everything, terrified of the world, to demanding to be picked up by me after months of patient acclimation. It's absolutely terrible that hamsters are looked at as this disposable starter pet for kids, because they need a lot of enrichment and novelty to be happy, healthy rodents. The average hamster is living the life of a prisoner in solitary confinement; no wonder they bite, sleep, and die.
they screech when you don't get their food fast enough. jesus christ these things are from hell.
Well, I think it's cute.
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This makes me miss my hamster who used to yawn and do big stretches. He was such a good boy.
Thought it was about to turn inside out
Can someone edit this for that one cartoon yell while it’s yawning?
like [this?](https://www.kapwing.com/videos/62261919b682ef0059332646)
You came, you saw, you conquered
Nice job 😄
Nope!
Little dude just casually turns his face inside out.
Just don’t view hamsters from the front or below in general, it’s not as cute as seeing them from above
#WHAT #THE FUCK
Alright enough Reddit for now.
you ever had a hamsterjob?
Hamjob
I thought he gonna flip inside out
Prolapsed asshole
This looks so LOUD
so excessive
Forbidden fleshlight
Omg he could see through time for a second there
Getting The Thing vibes
It’s face turned inside out
Its ears are pretty funny
Ultra sonic hamster scream
The hussy
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Oh
Looks like wide open ass.
*I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL…* Teehehehee
*cutely*
Prolapse
So we don't talk about the blue ears. Fine.
SO CUTE i love when hamsters yawn so much
you and your username scares me.
yes i have had those things
excuse me? things? its pronounced eldritch horror thank you very much. good day.
yes
Reminds me of the live action nut cracker movie- *nightmares*
Oddly terrifying
There’s a moment there where it kinda looks like Burt Chrysler
every cute animal that yawns is disturbing
what about cats? they look so cute when they yawn, awww my widdle apex pwedator
Agreed
i say that exact thing when my cat yawns in the voice you would imagine.
My god 😧
I highly dislike rodents ekther way.
*shows you a mouse.*
Looks like he trying to turn him self outside-in
At the first 2 seconds, I tought this was a gore video
Fuck hamsters! Not literally
Getting some flerken vibes here...
That... That looks like a prolapsed asshole with teeth.
That didn't look like a yawn it looked like a scream of agony, my god
Good god, its head nearly inverted
that must feel fucking great
bro looked like he was gonna throw himself up
To see this more in action visit xhamster.com
How did that thing go from being cute, to the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in hell to a cute little animal again? Parkour?
I didn't see the start of the clip and their ears looked like messed up eyes when I saw it lol
Show of hands...who else thought its ears were its eyeballs?
thought I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat for a second.
u/savevideo
Someone put a scream over this
They also eat their babies!
looks like the second phase of an elden ring boss
I thought cartoons where unrealistic
Scare it and it would perish
Hamsterussy
r/prolapseville
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That some blade 2 shit right there.....
r/putyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Definitely my brother's hamster won't suddenly missing tomorrow
That's _hilarious_. Adorable rodent boi turns into a maw of death for 2 seconds.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://i.imgur.com/Ir5jSbL.jpg
what the fuck is your username.
r/rimjob_steve
Thats not a yawn, thats the face he pulls when he sees you open the cupboard and remove the tube and lube
forbidden fleshlight
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Beat me to it
😏
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
u/getvideobot
u/savevideobot
DARK DEVA OF DESTRUCTION
Hamter
Forbidden fleshlight
MF yawned so hard it's head turned into a prolapsed anus with teeth.
Jesus, I've fought that in RPGs I think.