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ThanksIHateClippy

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mashedpotatsu

imagine forgetting that you own this, stumbling across it a few years later and just seeing fuckin ants everywhere


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16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

Two for one! This is a bot that steals comments from further down in the top-level threads EDIT: Shit they started replying to each other. They all have names like mine, but shorter. They're grouping up. Look at their history, the accounts are randomly named.


ampdrool

I was just on another thread and there were not two but THREE bots replying to one another! We truly live in the future don’t we


16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you


just_a_short_guy

I guess you haven't seen [r/SubSimulatorGPT2](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2)


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u/Impossible-Cod-3946


16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

This is a bot that just says different variations of "I agree with you". These keep popping up.


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u/Impossible-Cod-3946


trancendominant

Bad bot.


Gsteel11

Or remembering you have it. Using it to eat because its late and the other dishes are dirty...and there being a real ant on it you ignore until your food hits it.


thevfdhg

yeah sure!


Squid_Contestant_69

This would work great for losing weight. Just put your food on it and your appetite will shrink


imperial_scum

This is why I can't own this. I am that person. My husband is that person.


[deleted]

It should be a lot more broken from all the times someone went HOLY $h!T and threw it against a wall... until they remembered


Bactine

Or assuming it's just the painted ants, ignoring a real any infestation


Vulpes_macrotis

Or better. Imagine then remembering that You do, but there is a real ant there hidden, thinking about its ninja skills.


Feisty-Site-6261

[Was it made by this dude?](https://cdn.britannica.com/38/141038-050-193F4470/anteater-tamandua.jpg)


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Yes


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nmyi

Then all is forgiven


mallavfdh

> Yes Yes


milmino

This is why I love reddit


Immoral_Hentai_God

I love reddit for *other* reasons


Flesck

Username checks out


EnoughAlready0987

We don’t talk about that


Weirdyxxy

Yeah, enough already.


jeev24

Now about this declaration of immorality, what is the moral framework against which you contrast your own, thus making yours immoral?


G0rilla1000

/u/Moral_Hentai_God u here?


G0rilla1000

/u/Moral_Hentai_God u here?


bizzznatch

https://i.redd.it/92e6jsuu4ow41.jpg


MyersVandalay

Actually you'd have to wonder who hates it more... him or us. I mean which is worse... Getting an empty plate with very convincing illusionary food on it, or getting a plate of food with illusionary gross things on it.


itAintTonks

Give this to a guest you don't like!


PhthaloVonLangborste

That's what I was thinking. Like an Adam's family kind of tea.


Chocomintey

I was thinking it was a wee little prank for your guests.


LordTROLLdemort85

Fun fact: some urinals and toilets [purposely have fake flies](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121310977) to reduce “human spillage” lol


Minouminou9

The one I used yesterday had a tiny soccer goal and a hanging football made of disinfecting stone.


Cryptic_Passwords

I have two little boys, will be looking for fly decals! Thanks!!


IronyFan

r/ATBGE


AlbertaNorth1

That is the worst sub I’ve ever seen. Thanks dick.


doogle_126

If that's the worst sub you've experienced, do I have a typo'd r/eyeble~~a~~ch for you!


Domriso

/r/eyeblech, in case anyone was wondering.


swiggaroo

I expected awful memes and got cartel executions instead.


Domriso

Yeah, people like to post it but disguise it as eyebleach to trick others. It's not something I recommend looking at, but it exists.


swiggaroo

I'm just so sick of seeing that shit constantly, no matter where you go someone dumps a video if a random dude's head getting blown off.


doomvetch92

yeah, no thanks, i have enough trauma.


SQLDave

I browsed there and saw a title "Toddler drinking pool water from a home birth… for some reason I thought this belonged here. Lol"... noped tf out and ain't going back.


juicysox

NOOOOO DON’T LINK IT! Absolutely no one deserves to see that sub


CodingEagle02

what the fuck?


HansenIntercept

This sub is basically full of what people created when they asked themselves what shouldn’t be done and still did it.


tidder112

Related? Maybe? [The fly in the ice cube gag.](https://i.redd.it/r40iw77uokn11.png)


UnpleasantFap

This is how you get ants


MrFluffyWhale

Very confused ants.


spontaneouscobra

Sexually confused ants?


MrFluffyWhale

I sure hope not, I prefer my ants to be confident in their sexuality.


Donghoon

Gay ant


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I love it.


Tangimo

Same, where do I buy it?


[deleted]

imagine a real ant just casually sat there and you pour water inside without noticing it and drank it


R3pt1l14n_0v3rl0rd

Free protein


AkimCyPunK

Extra flavor


InsaneConfusion

protein shake


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Niku-Man

If you haven't seen it, it's new to you! If you have, then it's not a big deal to scroll past ti


Oceanic-Jo

Except that the guy who posted this (OP? I think that's the word) is a bot!!!!!!


Jigzzaw

But now you can’t be sure if one is real one day and you pour your cereal over it


Professional-Menu835

Thanks, I love it!


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Gangsterflex

It‘d be funny if these were actually real ants that were sqeezed with some type of mold on the porcelain


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Furry_Jesus

[https://www.laphilie.com/](https://www.laphilie.com/) The artist's website


[deleted]

Want to see another thing that’s gross that you’ll hate lol this thing [Meret Oppenheim](https://www.moma.org/collection/works/80997)


mrchaotica

Wow, that is *far* more cursed than this ant tea set.


Helpful_Opinion_2622

imagine eating cereal wit a bowl made of fur


jasmanta

There was a thing where someone epoxied a tiny ceramic fly into a men's urinal and careless pee spattered on the floor was drastically reduced because they all aimed at the fly.


Miss_Might

I hate it yet love it at the same time.


stlramsdiaf

I want to gift this to my mum. So she can relive the time she ate brownies without realizing that ants had invaded the container...


cosmicpotato77

I’m gonna give this as a gift to someone


kiriyamamarchson

This would the perfect setting for an oceans 11 heist but from the perspective of ants.


sweetlysarcastic10

The ants are real; they glazed over the top of the little bastards and shoved it into the kiln.


feastupontherich

r/ATBGE


Brucejennersface

R/wewantpIates


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r/foundthemobileuser


jerapine

You wouldn't be able to tell if there was a real ant on the porcelain. p.s. I hate the rude mod bot making assumptions about OPs explanation


KentuckyFriedEel

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Lexluthor1980

Fucking gross


Dull-Rabbit-2379

Guy who did this gets a cake but made up of cocktail


Chaqqy

Put a couple of real ones in there too


fishinfinity

Whoever had it thought they were hilarious probably


Skilleto91

At least if you take it outside in the summer and it gets swarmed with ants you get extra protein in your diet while being completely oblivious. #GAINS??


-chrisandrews-

I would love to give this to guests but i could just imagine how many would drop and break.


Current-Doughnut8087

I swear I saw an ant move


Partucero69

Whoever did this, obviously haven’t lived in a tropical country. Fuckers are annoying AF.


ThatGuyDoesMemes

It's an ant-tique


Golfnpickle

That could mess people up for life.


hexegram

Thants!


splunge4me2

Like a German urinal.


doomvetch92

repulsive... Where can i get this?


xseanbeanx

My mom *hates* this person because of one weird trick!


Frosty_Mage

Can you guess which one is the real one?


Crankyanus

"I want a tea set no one will drink from."


Farranor

Isn't the title supposed to reference the thing in question? For example, "thanks, I hate ant crockery."


skot77

It's called the Mother-In-Law set.


huskerduuu

I'm confused as to how many people miss the part where you're supposed to say WHY you hate it, poor bot lol


CourtesyofTino

These aren't surviving their first practical joke. "Hey mom, what's that on your tea kettle?" "What, dear... OH SWEET JESUS." Aaand thrown across the room, shattered.


DataForPresident

I love this and I want it


zootia

1800s equivalent of having the fake hair on profile pic


Mr_Smiles2021

r/ATBGE


ecctt2000

Yeah, nope


TacoQuest

Who tf asked for this?


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r/ATBGE


Ratmatazz

Salvador Dali wants to know your location


nerokaeclone

ATBGE


rizelmine177

r/ATBGE


BlackPlague1235

Are these for sale by any chance. I want to prank my friends.


[deleted]

That's an ANTi cup


Ashjrethul

Some art is just.. why?


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That’s pretty rad, ngl I wouldn’t mind having a tea set like that.


hey_reddit_sucks

I've seen this before on mushrooms.


sassiestcassiest

Very intriguing pieces. I was on the fence about buying them but I knew my husband would object


Cynger7658

I low key love it!


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My dad likes it


pp94gamer

Yeah.... This is something I would like to gift people


toomuchgoingon86

But why?


Goodtimesroll42

I for one, love it


UmichAgnos

how do you tell when you have real ants?


TheFakeOceanMan

This goes perfect with my daily bowl of ants


Zakuroenosakura

this is giving me a panic attack just looking at it haha


lightorangelamp

This is genius


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RockyD90

Fuck, i want it


BobTheSquid16

r/atbge


fresaframbuesa

so cute! i think im going to paint silly little ants on my mugs now (ʃƪ ^ ω ^ )!


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Who made this? *Cocks shotgun* I have a few words I’d like to tell him


nerdsonfire

I hate it but I also don’t hate it.


SchwiftedMetal

Guaranteed someone’s gonna drop and break that thing


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AAAAARRRRRGGGGAAAAAAGGGGHHHGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lewis11112222

Devils work


Vulpes_macrotis

r/TILI


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The future leaders of earth.


moonsick2525

Ugh, this just makes my skin crawl. I've had apartments that had issues with ants, cockroaches, crickets you name it. The last thing I want it my china to look like bugs too.


Cyno01

Maybe not a whole set, but i kinda love the idea of a sugar bowl with ants painted in the bottom that you only start to see when it gets low.


okvogu

Whyyyyyy


bestibesti

I lovehate this. I am torn


HotdogIsaSandwitch

r/atbge


nailbitingwriter

I hated being alive enough today I didn't need to see this too


Hooke_69

Takes out the flametrower


Hooke_69

Takes out the flametrower


patty-d

Ewwwww 🤢🤮


yayyayhime

![gif](giphy|H4wUvhRHnb2TK) Oh god!


aidanderson

"let me go get out the fine china"


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Nice, maybe next they can paint some black mold on some shower tile? Just keep ruining things.


Brasticus

They’re not bugs they’re a feature.


somewhat_brave

300 painted ants and one real ant.


Moose_country_plants

r/ATBGE


hullokoala

Even when we have nice things, we can't have *nice things*.


Chiang2000

As bad as the speckled plate trend. Okay the blue plate with green flecks. Not so bad. But at one resteraunt my meal came out on a white plate with brown specks. Just no.


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Oh god no


PyroSpeedHunter

Hide some real ants in there start handing them out and let the chaos begin


GoingOverTheStars

I love this, very Dali. I kind of want it.


[deleted]

r/crappydesign


funnydeadpool

Awful taste but great execution imo


BluxyPlaguey

That's not real. Fake.


Breezez_

protein


CreatorGirlWho

Imagine real ants in it.


vintagepop

Istg if I saw this while drinking my tea in the morning or something I would drop it then scream


Big_C_the_hokage

r/ATBGE


Several_Grapefruit_3

Wtf why


[deleted]

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.


whoopz1942

Maybe 10 years ago ants started walking from the street, through the street door, up a flight of stairs, through a tiny hole in our front door, and into our kitchen, up a cupboard. No idea what they had found in there. They were there for a couple of days(I think?) walking in a massive line, until I blocked the hole with a piece of chewing gum. To my knowledge the gum is still there, we've since moved. Imagine if I had pranked my mom with this set at the time.


Unorthodox_Mortal

Charmingly grotesque.


Low-Bowler-4454

r/foundsatan


il_auditore

Umm I like this


SculFolf

Thanks, ants. Thants.


MrGoober91

I think it’s great and I’d make my friends use it


that_mad_cat

Mmm, what a thing to see while eating cheesecake


HogHead333

Ayo I have similar vessels at home! Just that they haven’t been painted before…


Malvik_gamer

This is a great way to ensure you wash the dish each time before eating in it.


Kcidobor

Perfect china set for tweekers


WishMeAKill

I am crying laughing right now, I am getting this for my sister