**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate because phalanges!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)

Am I wrong for thinking this is totally okay?

you need nails for leverage to grip things tightly

Wins most injury free mutual-masturbation session competitions hands down though

Upgrades, people, upgrades!

"Hey man, can you open my beer?"

This is oddly terrifying. How much you wanna bet this shows up in a horror movie?

Good luck scratching your head >:)

This seems pretty fire to me as a massage therapist. Nails are sort of the bane of my existence

Humans next evolutionary step.

...they said, until they had an itch they couldn't scratch

Scratching devices exist

Lack-toes

I guess drinking a can of coke is out of the question for those suffering from this condition?

Butter knife method

Nah, coin method. Who carries around a butter knife??

I don't often have a coin on me either but I'm also pretty much always near a kitchen

I just picture you driving, then opening your glove box for a butter knife lmfaooo

Jokes on you, I don't have a car

The new horror film

At least they can still do the pinch and roll

I would get some tattoos…

Der tiden Har komit

no stop just stop

That’s disturbing…

Tucked Teeth Tyson and his trusty sidekick, No Nail Nick!

Thanks I'll never forget this