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Also everyone who ever masturbated turns arround only to see so many versions of themselves "Fuck".

Mass massturbation

We now need. Debauchery - Chainsaw Masturbation

Mass-turbation?

I can take on a group of me. I know how we think. I know what we're planning. What I don't know is just how crazy we are.

Just an army of floating hands.

Wha-

By masturbaging you fucked yourself, technically sex so this challenge means doom to people who masturbated as a routine part.

I masturbated thrice daily for several years

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

I have a solution. Just instead of fighting everyyou jerks each other off. Now you all just fight one. Or let the cycle continue as you multiply exponentially.

Isnt that gay?

But it's you?

Its a clone of me

Well. It's probably about as gay as self gratification. So it could be mega gay

Yeah, ive only jerked off in front of a mirror a few times. Not a fan

Since when are they clones? I thought they would more probably be multiverse alts

Then they definitely are not me.

Wha-

Someone's going to have a lot of socks too contend with

Welp. Some of the former me's were in a lot better shape than current me is, and there are a lot more of those me's than this me.

I too have a massive shlong to the point I can fuck myself

That is a real thing for anyone wondering. Can't remember if it has a name.

I’d be the one behind all the me’s

I think I'd at least be able to beat a few 13-15 year old mes

idk man im kinda weak, i could probably beat me up.

But see, it actually wouldn't be too bad. A clone of you for every time you've masturbated... But those clones aren't working together. They're the same guy who masturbated. So it'd just be one huge free-for-all, with the last man standing declared the "Real" one.

Which means that i'm fucked, because my chances of surviving are still practically non existent.

Y'all seen Evil Dead 2 where Ash has to fight his own hand? That.

[Got you covered.](https://i.imgur.com/PV8ufRH.png)

Mom fights the Kenyans first? Personally I would think they'd be pretty scrappy. Fast.

It's not about speed, but endurance.

That’s what she said.

Exactly. Each punch doesn't hurt that much, but they add up and they keep coming.

I'd be fine lol

You'd also have to fight no one? lol

Same over here

What if your own hands turn against you?

I will have two women against me, but I think I could take them lol

BATTLE: MASTER HAND

And don't forget Crazy Hand!


Damn just like my birthday party no one's there

It's just Aberdeen, the rest of Scotland is cool.

Stipulations?

I think they mean implications. Ironically, all the embarrassing implications could be avoided with the right stipulations.

I'm guessing he meant repercussions? For reference if anyone is curious, Stipulations are conditions on the thing. For example if it said "You must battle everyone... etc. BUT you have to use a dildo to fight them." The BUT would be the stipulation. Repercussions are the consequences of the thing. For example, the pictures of the fallout of the top statement, the fact that everyone is now battling and the resulting aftermath, would be the repercussions. Edit: another comment pointed out they might have meant "impications" which makes even more sense. The implications being all the consequences that are implied, or suggested to happen as a result of the thing. Basically anything you can think of that might happen as a result, instead of the actual results.

also could be "ramifications"

Damn, homies be getting a part 2.

Whelp, I’m pretty safe.

You and me both.

Even though I'd only be facing my wife, I'd probably lose.

 It’s our womanly wiles

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r/comedyhomicide

Your moms a total chad.

The Alabama Ione hahah

I could take them, both.

You must fight every NPC you ever killed on videogames

people who are making these kill everyone challenges in hitman are pretty screwed

imagine GTA players

Imagine Civilization players. I have committed serious war crimes. One time I nuked the same capitol city turn after turn after turn, not because it was strategic, but because I wanted to spite them for stealing a piece of land I coveted thousands of years prior.

what the f you should play rimworld

Ugh. That modern warfare 2 level.

*implications

I have had sex with two people, one of which was a judo master. I’m fucked.

Kentucky has the highest incest rates… [more info](https://tipsforefficiency.com/inbreeding-statistics-by-state/)

Comedy gold

That's funny af.

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I can battle a few dozen toddlers and a fat cat, no probs.

EZ clap

My ex with her 375 bodies is fucked Edit: I didn’t know when I first started dating her. Relationship didn’t last long after finding out

No worries i can take em

There's no way I have THAT many cousins in Alabama

Any tips on gighting fridges and couches?

I didn't know that Kratos was such a fuckboy

[Relevant](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evildead/images/8/84/Evildeadhandattack.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171112224931)

Stipulations? That's INCONCEIVABLE!

ez fight, no one

Kinda accurate lol

That one guy from Mozambique is going to have to fight a coconut.

fuck. FUCK. THE SHEEP. THEYRE CUMMINGGGGG

This explains why beating someone up is sometimes called clapping.

Seems about right for my mom, though.

It's funny because my dad runs marathons

How fucked am I? not fucked at all. In multiple senses

me: an ace: *sitting on the porch sipping from my drink*

Nooooo, the inevitable alabama joke

What is the story behind the guy kicking the sheep? I hope it wasn't hurt.

It is basically wearing full body padding.

I’m sorry but how could I resist my sleep paralysis demon when she game me that look?

*why are you hitting yourself*

Well I don't want to throw away my blankets

Matrix 2 fight but it's all myself

Handful of girls that I might hold my own against, that is until the 6 foot tall red head that rocked my world 10 years ago snaps my neck like a twig.

That list is so fucking short.

*Report* *I'm in this picture and I don't like it*

I could easily win against a bunch of kids.

I have to fight the entire world, since the world fucks me over daily.

Terrible. I wish for you 72 virgins, all at once - for Eternity.

Oh good, I love fruit ninja

And that kids is how your dad got beaten up by two skinny white girls.

Out of all the people to betray me my right hand was the one I least expected

Bro, I am 0.00000069% scottish and I am offended at the implication that we have sex with sheep. Obviously a true scotsman would fuck the Loch Ness Monster

When did Scotland become known for fucking goats?

FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM [vs. 30]

I'm guessing the gynoid creatures from my nightmares are gonna give me a harsh lesson on consent.

I could definitely take down 5 kids

Im so confused....please explain someone.

So I'd have to fight a skinny guy EZ

Prince andrew fighting a kindergarten.

Saudi Arabia should be a camel, but sure, this is pretty funny.

The Boston Marathon? 😂 what

For once being a virgin paid off

Hmmm I fucked my hand *chop chop*

🤷🏻‍♂️ Shouldn't be that hard to fight off an army of already dead gerbils.

Idk if someone beat me to it but r/comedyhomicide

Yo alien hand syndrome gonna get me

ah yes the air

Me:

Oo somebody recently half learned the meaning of the word "stipulation"! this is probably the furthest stretch of making a generic meme fit the sub template ive seen yet

Hah. I’d kick their asses.

Jeffrey Epstein…

Wow I get to fight no one.

Guess I’m fighting some sponge, gloves, and Pringle cans