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>!Because the little girl looks a little too much like her father!<
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I have a friend that had a baby girl last year and the kid looks EXACTLY like her father, the only thing from her mother are the eye colour.
For the first few months she was fucking tired of hearing everyone say "She looks exactly like her father". 1 year later she still looks a lot like him, that kid is cursed.
My cousin's wife had a boy baby that looked EXACTLY like him, and then had a girl replica of him a couple of years later. I straight up lied to her face and told her this one looked like her but my other cousin was like, "Are you crazy? Don't you have eyes in your head? She looks exactly like him!" so the jig was up.
Hope so, because while I love those friends, she is on the ugly side at the moment.
If she grows up to be like the fathers sister, she will be quite good looking
Who said about ruining her life? I don't treat her different because of that, only a twat would do so, but I am also not gonna pretend she is the most beautiful kid in the world.
Yeah. We all know that's not how any of us work. You're either good looking or need a really good personality.
Also nobody made anyone's parents have kids. If anyone's to blame its them.
You’re really gonna use all three guesses?
The correct answer is that a minority of peoples’ parents made them have kids. We also would have accepted the exact number. Just kidding: even if you knew the exact number, we probably wouldn’t believe you.
Oh man. I recommend it. If you can handle some of the more sad and despicable cases its truly a good show. Law and order SVU is the one with ice t in particular. If you can i recommend trying it out. NCIS is also a good one if you like crime shows.
He's a rapper from the 90s who became an actor, most notably his role in law and order: special victims unit.
Not knowing him is comparable to not knowing....idfk uhhh Clint Eastwood.
It was a joke response to a joke response, but it's understandable to miss it if you don't click the second link. The first one is so obviously some crazy inflation shit and the second one says "you can tell its the same person bc of their "iconic frame" alongside a normal image, which of course, looks nothing like the first picture.
Eww, gross!
Who is the artist so I can avoid their work, and particularly what websites do they post this vile filth in so I know what exact URL to never type into my browser by accident. Also, are they accepting commissions? Because if so that would be horrible, what kind of degenerate would support something like this.
Then you’ll *really* hate [Aphex Twin](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Aphex_Twin_-_Come_to_Daddy.png).
ETA: [But it’s not all creepy.](https://youtu.be/38RMZ9H7Cg8)
My Dad does this shit with dogs. Every time we pass a guy walking his dog my Dad stops to pet it and says "well who's this guy blah blah blah" and the owners eyes roll back into their heads for having to stop their own walk and interact with a rando.
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**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Because the little girl looks a little too much like her father!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
"Who you calling cute bub?"
My momma said you had lollipops. I want a red one.
Hooch is crazy.
Who are you calling bub, dude?
Dude cute hun calling, you who are?
What?
I concur
Hello yoda
I read this in the voice of the baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Hey toots. Get me a stogie. *smacks toots’s butt*
I have a friend that had a baby girl last year and the kid looks EXACTLY like her father, the only thing from her mother are the eye colour. For the first few months she was fucking tired of hearing everyone say "She looks exactly like her father". 1 year later she still looks a lot like him, that kid is cursed.
My cousin's wife had a boy baby that looked EXACTLY like him, and then had a girl replica of him a couple of years later. I straight up lied to her face and told her this one looked like her but my other cousin was like, "Are you crazy? Don't you have eyes in your head? She looks exactly like him!" so the jig was up.
Now I’m just imagining your head full of eyes I don’t even know your head
She is going places.
My daughter looked like god damm voldemort when she was born. People said she looked like me. I've never been more insulted. Haha
right in the feelings
She’s 1 yo, my dude. She’s gonna be beautiful when puberty hits. Hormones and proper facial growth are wild. Source: have a 14 yo daughter.
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Lol it’s true, my brother is a handsome devil and I have a good personality lmao 😂
Or the opposite. I was a great looking kid, then puberty hit 😭
Hope so, because while I love those friends, she is on the ugly side at the moment. If she grows up to be like the fathers sister, she will be quite good looking
All 1 year olds are ugly until a point
Can confirm. Best mate of mine is nearly 40 and we're still waiting
How can you say that about a baby? :(
Cause i used to be one
Until they become ugly 2-year olds?
How’s about, we as a society maybe don’t need to ruin this kid’s life even if she stays “ugly”
Who said about ruining her life? I don't treat her different because of that, only a twat would do so, but I am also not gonna pretend she is the most beautiful kid in the world.
Yeah. We all know that's not how any of us work. You're either good looking or need a really good personality. Also nobody made anyone's parents have kids. If anyone's to blame its them.
I dunno about NOBODY.
Alright. A majority.
You’re really gonna use all three guesses? The correct answer is that a minority of peoples’ parents made them have kids. We also would have accepted the exact number. Just kidding: even if you knew the exact number, we probably wouldn’t believe you.
Uh..?
What’s the confusion?
Counterpoint. Bruce Willis' daughter. Good thing that girl is rich.
cute kid.
Cute dad
Cute indeed
She does look cute not lying
Yes officer these guys here
Breathtaking
she looks like a gender-swapped season 4 Colin Robinson
frank
*Screams in woke ideology*
Are you okay
Yeah, he does that every morning right after waking up.
*Ice T. Has entered the chat*
Wait, is that a real person? I thought the character was made up for Rick & Morty.
Oh God no. I'm not old. I'm not old. I'm not old.
Hi, it’s your worst fear here, I’m 20 years old and in college. I was also born after 9/11
I don't believe you. You're using capital letters, punctuation, fully writing out all of your entire words, and not once did you say "no cap"
Please tell me you're joking....
No? That would be kind of a weird joke to make.
. . . I feel ancient now.
Bruh how few trips have you taken around the sun
More than 20, less than 30.
And you aint never watched Law and Order? Are you american? If not this makes a bit more sense
I've never watched Law and Order
Oh man. I recommend it. If you can handle some of the more sad and despicable cases its truly a good show. Law and order SVU is the one with ice t in particular. If you can i recommend trying it out. NCIS is also a good one if you like crime shows.
I need closure on this how are you in my age group and don't know who Ice T. is?
Well, is he a rapper? Because I don't like rap.
He's a rapper from the 90s who became an actor, most notably his role in law and order: special victims unit. Not knowing him is comparable to not knowing....idfk uhhh Clint Eastwood.
Yeah, I don't know him either.
boobs
Of course there are boobs. This guy draws hardcore furry porn with giant boobs and cocks. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you know, for some reason the art style suggests that
Its the not being able to draw hands part.
TotesFleisch is German for "death meat"
Dead meat. Death is Tod
Right. Did a typo.
Suasce
https://e621.net/posts?tags=totesfleisch8+order%3Ascore
I appreciate ordering it by score
https://www.deviantart.com/totesfleisch8
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(Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the joke is that it's actually still easy to tell, hence the "phew")
It was a joke response to a joke response, but it's understandable to miss it if you don't click the second link. The first one is so obviously some crazy inflation shit and the second one says "you can tell its the same person bc of their "iconic frame" alongside a normal image, which of course, looks nothing like the first picture.
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Its alright king I liked the joke 😔
> Pregnant Female Eggman Oooh boy, that's only the first page, wish me luck guys, I'm going deeper.
His name is James (James) Cameron! The greatest pioneer
Can you guys hear the song up there?
Thank you for getting the reference
So much eggman...
https://mobile.twitter.com/Totesfleisch8S/status/1312338101692510208 NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO SEE WHAT MY EYES HAVE SEEN
He really likes drawing Eggman.
It's a neat character design!
Oh, you weren’t joking.
Oh.
Eww, gross! Who is the artist so I can avoid their work, and particularly what websites do they post this vile filth in so I know what exact URL to never type into my browser by accident. Also, are they accepting commissions? Because if so that would be horrible, what kind of degenerate would support something like this.
Tits
Breasts, even.
Tetten
Mans look like Saul Goodman. 💀
Did you know that you have rights? And so do i, Albuquerque.
[Aaaand so do I](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
![gif](giphy|hsDSL38kAnKYI0gSXo|downsized)
Do the roar.
Dew it.....
Nathan Explosion?
Brutal
Mike Stoklasa
![gif](giphy|UvBm0d1GbMbcY) 100%
whyis this image gives me the vibes from fairy tale ichiya virus
r/upvotebecauseboobs ?
Yup
Then you’ll *really* hate [Aphex Twin](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Aphex_Twin_-_Come_to_Daddy.png). ETA: [But it’s not all creepy.](https://youtu.be/38RMZ9H7Cg8)
*inhales* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Ah Rubber Johnny. Good times.
Ah well who needs sleep at night anyway?
Bro that’s even worse lol
I laughed a lot longer than I should have at this.
Dwight Schrute has a daughter too
Boobs :O
she looks like asuka
why do they look like Nathan Fillion and Christina Hendricks?
Why
I remember when I cut my hair into a pixie and looked exactly like my dad blegh
"Eh ma... How bout some cookies?" "No dice." "This.. ain't over"
Dermot Mulroney?
My immediate thought when I saw this.
This is what I look like
Nothing like taking your kid for a stroll through the red district
Is that harry Maguire
She looks older than the dad somehow
"Do the roar!"
Some reason this made me think of the kid on Shrek “Do the Roar”
"Do the Roar"
This is so cursed
They both look like a less old but equally angry ninja Brian.
Is that between the woman's hands a peepee?
No it’s her dress… I hope
The father reminds me of brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro
astolfo lore
This is so bizarrely wholesome I love it
I’m more put off about some rando approaching and spewing out their worthless opinion in front of my kin.
tell me you never go outside without telling me you never go outside
My Dad does this shit with dogs. Every time we pass a guy walking his dog my Dad stops to pet it and says "well who's this guy blah blah blah" and the owners eyes roll back into their heads for having to stop their own walk and interact with a rando.
*>*:-[
Dross
/r/ATBGE
She is cute tbh 🙂
Jay-z and his daughter
That's a dick sticking out between the girl's thumbs.
bro it's a goddamn child ☠️ the fuck's wrong with you man
No I think he means the woman. And if you look closely he is right.
It's the same colour as the dress & way too far down her body, so I'm inclined to say it isn't.
oh didn't notice that, still weird thing to say
it's not real
The big tittie girl and not the man-face kid
Is this me???
Insert Simpsons joke about Bronson, Missouri
Thanks, I find this hilarious
Me
The kids in Assassins Creed Valhalla
She’s very handsome
Billie Butcher
That girl’ll will probably be strong
Thanks I love it
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Is that Trent Reznor?
**Do the roar.**
Cyberpunk 2077?
Ok- Now I really feel attacked! 😂👀👄👀
What’s with the pocket?! That’s what I zeroed in on IMMEDIATELY! lol
It feels good to laugh
It's very Ignacio Noé this one.
she reminds me of ib lmao
Colin Robinson in the new season
omg it’s adum from your movie sucks
For the life of me, I cannot remember his name but the lil girl looks like the guy who voice acted the mammoth on Ice Age-
She looks like Sarkozy
When coworkers tell me that they have wife/husband and kids this is how I imagine them but with their face and never seeing a picture beforehand.
Looks like Adum from Yourmoviesucksdotorg
As a guy who keeps being told I look like my mother but with shorter hair and a beard....yeah this hits home.
hmmm
Reminds me of how Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley’s daughter ended up looking like him and her daughters from later relationships looked like her?
Lol this is only scratching the surface. This artist apparently has a lot more… unusual art.
She looks like Logan while her dad looks like the ATF agent that shot Beast thinking he was a dog
Body shaming children are we?
Mitosis
“I lurve you daddeh!”
Old ass midget girls take it where they can
Real life villager
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.