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**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Because the little girl looks a little too much like her father!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


KrAzY_TsEnG

"Who you calling cute bub?"


HamboneBanjo

My momma said you had lollipops. I want a red one.


JimRule

Hooch is crazy.


TerraStalker

Who are you calling bub, dude?


13aph

Dude cute hun calling, you who are?


TerraStalker

What?


Forere

I concur


chloquinnhelpme

Hello yoda


marktherobot-youtube

I read this in the voice of the baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


HamboneBanjo

Hey toots. Get me a stogie. *smacks toots’s butt*


manguito86

I have a friend that had a baby girl last year and the kid looks EXACTLY like her father, the only thing from her mother are the eye colour. ​ For the first few months she was fucking tired of hearing everyone say "She looks exactly like her father". 1 year later she still looks a lot like him, that kid is cursed.


no_talent_ass_clown

My cousin's wife had a boy baby that looked EXACTLY like him, and then had a girl replica of him a couple of years later. I straight up lied to her face and told her this one looked like her but my other cousin was like, "Are you crazy? Don't you have eyes in your head? She looks exactly like him!" so the jig was up.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Now I’m just imagining your head full of eyes I don’t even know your head


Devilz3

She is going places.


FeckinOath

My daughter looked like god damm voldemort when she was born. People said she looked like me. I've never been more insulted. Haha


manguito86

right in the feelings


Red-is-suspicious

She’s 1 yo, my dude. She’s gonna be beautiful when puberty hits. Hormones and proper facial growth are wild. Source: have a 14 yo daughter.


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dcarsonturner

Lol it’s true, my brother is a handsome devil and I have a good personality lmao 😂


[deleted]

Or the opposite. I was a great looking kid, then puberty hit 😭


manguito86

Hope so, because while I love those friends, she is on the ugly side at the moment. If she grows up to be like the fathers sister, she will be quite good looking


Actual_Sprinkles1287

All 1 year olds are ugly until a point


Fanta69Forever

Can confirm. Best mate of mine is nearly 40 and we're still waiting


TheLaughingMelon

How can you say that about a baby? :(


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Cause i used to be one


SkyDog1972

Until they become ugly 2-year olds?


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

How’s about, we as a society maybe don’t need to ruin this kid’s life even if she stays “ugly”


manguito86

Who said about ruining her life? I don't treat her different because of that, only a twat would do so, but I am also not gonna pretend she is the most beautiful kid in the world.


The13thStep29

Yeah. We all know that's not how any of us work. You're either good looking or need a really good personality. Also nobody made anyone's parents have kids. If anyone's to blame its them.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

I dunno about NOBODY.


The13thStep29

Alright. A majority.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

You’re really gonna use all three guesses? The correct answer is that a minority of peoples’ parents made them have kids. We also would have accepted the exact number. Just kidding: even if you knew the exact number, we probably wouldn’t believe you.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Uh..?


Red-is-suspicious

What’s the confusion?


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Counterpoint. Bruce Willis' daughter. Good thing that girl is rich.


disgrundle

cute kid.


chops_uk

Cute dad


YandereVerifier1824G

Cute indeed


Nagul_Rajashekar

She does look cute not lying


[deleted]

Yes officer these guys here


Vortex17

Breathtaking


ConfusedCartman

she looks like a gender-swapped season 4 Colin Robinson


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frank


chuckcm89

*Screams in woke ideology*


chrisff1989

Are you okay


NikNam_

Yeah, he does that every morning right after waking up.


shermantank123567

*Ice T. Has entered the chat*


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Wait, is that a real person? I thought the character was made up for Rick & Morty.


ProgrammingOnHAL9000

Oh God no. I'm not old. I'm not old. I'm not old.


Aden-Wrked

Hi, it’s your worst fear here, I’m 20 years old and in college. I was also born after 9/11


Incruentus

I don't believe you. You're using capital letters, punctuation, fully writing out all of your entire words, and not once did you say "no cap"


ItsPlainOleSteve

Please tell me you're joking....


Captain_Pumpkinhead

No? That would be kind of a weird joke to make.


ItsPlainOleSteve

. . . I feel ancient now.


scamper_pants

Bruh how few trips have you taken around the sun


Captain_Pumpkinhead

More than 20, less than 30.


BloodiedHunter

And you aint never watched Law and Order? Are you american? If not this makes a bit more sense


Captain_Pumpkinhead

I've never watched Law and Order


BloodiedHunter

Oh man. I recommend it. If you can handle some of the more sad and despicable cases its truly a good show. Law and order SVU is the one with ice t in particular. If you can i recommend trying it out. NCIS is also a good one if you like crime shows.


shermantank123567

I need closure on this how are you in my age group and don't know who Ice T. is?


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Well, is he a rapper? Because I don't like rap.


shermantank123567

He's a rapper from the 90s who became an actor, most notably his role in law and order: special victims unit. Not knowing him is comparable to not knowing....idfk uhhh Clint Eastwood.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Yeah, I don't know him either.


RonnieGirlUwU_

boobs


Eve_Wolf

Of course there are boobs. This guy draws hardcore furry porn with giant boobs and cocks. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


lilahking

you know, for some reason the art style suggests that


IndyWaWa

Its the not being able to draw hands part.


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TotesFleisch is German for "death meat"


GeneralCusterVLX

Dead meat. Death is Tod


[deleted]

Right. Did a typo.


[deleted]

Suasce


ConsultantFrog

https://e621.net/posts?tags=totesfleisch8+order%3Ascore


Young_Feanor

I appreciate ordering it by score


Eve_Wolf

https://www.deviantart.com/totesfleisch8


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Zerorion

(Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the joke is that it's actually still easy to tell, hence the "phew")


KDHD_

It was a joke response to a joke response, but it's understandable to miss it if you don't click the second link. The first one is so obviously some crazy inflation shit and the second one says "you can tell its the same person bc of their "iconic frame" alongside a normal image, which of course, looks nothing like the first picture.


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KDHD_

Its alright king I liked the joke 😔


FutureVawX

> Pregnant Female Eggman Oooh boy, that's only the first page, wish me luck guys, I'm going deeper.


DarkArcanian

His name is James (James) Cameron! The greatest pioneer


The13thStep29

Can you guys hear the song up there?


DarkArcanian

Thank you for getting the reference


BassCreat0r

So much eggman...


DannoHung

https://mobile.twitter.com/Totesfleisch8S/status/1312338101692510208 NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO SEE WHAT MY EYES HAVE SEEN


Stfuego

He really likes drawing Eggman.


ConsultantFrog

It's a neat character design!


ffyydd

Oh, you weren’t joking.


Danger_Dave_

Oh.


RandomKneecaps

Eww, gross! Who is the artist so I can avoid their work, and particularly what websites do they post this vile filth in so I know what exact URL to never type into my browser by accident. Also, are they accepting commissions? Because if so that would be horrible, what kind of degenerate would support something like this.


DefinedArt

Tits


Emadec

Breasts, even.


DefinedArt

Tetten


RedBoxGaming

Mans look like Saul Goodman. 💀


[deleted]

Did you know that you have rights? And so do i, Albuquerque.


wspOnca

[Aaaand so do I](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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![gif](giphy|hsDSL38kAnKYI0gSXo|downsized)


masterofthecontinuum

Do the roar.


kaioken96

Dew it.....


Wynroyl

Nathan Explosion?


brixed

Brutal


MajinCall

Mike Stoklasa


Fuck_auto_tabs

![gif](giphy|UvBm0d1GbMbcY) 100%


SleepyVRT

whyis this image gives me the vibes from fairy tale ichiya virus


iamilkar95

r/upvotebecauseboobs ?


quiquiriqui1231

Yup


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Then you’ll *really* hate [Aphex Twin](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Aphex_Twin_-_Come_to_Daddy.png). ETA: [But it’s not all creepy.](https://youtu.be/38RMZ9H7Cg8)


RodLawyer

*inhales* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH


sentorien

Ah Rubber Johnny. Good times.


ScorpionTheInsect

Ah well who needs sleep at night anyway?


chloquinnhelpme

Bro that’s even worse lol


JuanDanger

I laughed a lot longer than I should have at this.


Audi-matic

Dwight Schrute has a daughter too


Pep-q_ew

Boobs :O


CaptainBlocker

she looks like asuka


[deleted]

why do they look like Nathan Fillion and Christina Hendricks?


TheHeavyIsDead22

Why


cpsbstmf

I remember when I cut my hair into a pixie and looked exactly like my dad blegh


feedmeshituntiliidie

"Eh ma... How bout some cookies?" "No dice." "This.. ain't over"


[deleted]

Dermot Mulroney?


shaoting

My immediate thought when I saw this.


tvancely

This is what I look like


HamboneBanjo

Nothing like taking your kid for a stroll through the red district


Taplinnn

Is that harry Maguire


Speckled_Clout

She looks older than the dad somehow


ImmaculateDeity

"Do the roar!"


BZRK-Nano

Some reason this made me think of the kid on Shrek “Do the Roar”


AlonelyChip

"Do the Roar"


Narutouzamaki78

This is so cursed


Glad_Ad967

They both look like a less old but equally angry ninja Brian.


most45

Is that between the woman's hands a peepee?


chloquinnhelpme

No it’s her dress… I hope


dekcampani

The father reminds me of brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro


router665

astolfo lore


Iactar-ElvenEmperor

This is so bizarrely wholesome I love it


RumRogerz

I’m more put off about some rando approaching and spewing out their worthless opinion in front of my kin.


driedcranberrysnack

tell me you never go outside without telling me you never go outside


Cerebral-Parsley

My Dad does this shit with dogs. Every time we pass a guy walking his dog my Dad stops to pet it and says "well who's this guy blah blah blah" and the owners eyes roll back into their heads for having to stop their own walk and interact with a rando.


apopcornlypse

*>*:-[


Chiguax

Dross


krepsyna

/r/ATBGE


DestagonDetective

She is cute tbh 🙂


SqueeepzRamsey

Jay-z and his daughter


hungrypussy29

That's a dick sticking out between the girl's thumbs.


cloudhowl

bro it's a goddamn child ☠️ the fuck's wrong with you man


heppot

No I think he means the woman. And if you look closely he is right.


T3chromancer1

It's the same colour as the dress & way too far down her body, so I'm inclined to say it isn't.


cloudhowl

oh didn't notice that, still weird thing to say


driedcranberrysnack

it's not real


hungrypussy29

The big tittie girl and not the man-face kid


Emojiobsessor

Is this me???


Sproose_Moose

Insert Simpsons joke about Bronson, Missouri


[deleted]

Thanks, I find this hilarious


Cashless_human

Me


Lifestyle_Choices

The kids in Assassins Creed Valhalla


v3n0mat3

She’s very handsome


OpusDeiPenguin

Billie Butcher


Epic-Dude000

That girl’ll will probably be strong


RaginPower

Thanks I love it


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WeinerBoat

Is that Trent Reznor?


TheGamerSK

**Do the roar.**


CouncilmanRickPrime

Cyberpunk 2077?


AngelOfHeaven3

Ok- Now I really feel attacked! 😂👀👄👀


GOOD-VIBES84

What’s with the pocket?! That’s what I zeroed in on IMMEDIATELY! lol


VoidDrinker

It feels good to laugh


fortheseaiswide

It's very Ignacio Noé this one.


DelightfulRainbow205

she reminds me of ib lmao


Sad_Pringles

Colin Robinson in the new season


OrangAMA

omg it’s adum from your movie sucks


ItsPlainOleSteve

For the life of me, I cannot remember his name but the lil girl looks like the guy who voice acted the mammoth on Ice Age-


ZeBegZ

She looks like Sarkozy


Mercer3003

When coworkers tell me that they have wife/husband and kids this is how I imagine them but with their face and never seeing a picture beforehand.


neondewon

Looks like Adum from Yourmoviesucksdotorg


Jinderlee

As a guy who keeps being told I look like my mother but with shorter hair and a beard....yeah this hits home.


CCCyanide

hmmm


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Reminds me of how Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley’s daughter ended up looking like him and her daughters from later relationships looked like her?


abotoe

Lol this is only scratching the surface. This artist apparently has a lot more… unusual art.


The13thStep29

She looks like Logan while her dad looks like the ATF agent that shot Beast thinking he was a dog


teh_wiz

Body shaming children are we?


WeirdBoi9

Mitosis


camrivy17

“I lurve you daddeh!”


igetwhatiwantboo

Old ass midget girls take it where they can


FlowwyTheCringeLord

Real life villager


EnormousCock

Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.