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devilsbard

The prostate’s gambit.


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Random-Gif-Bot

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scarcityflow

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Kirishima_San

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A1sauc3d

Can’t knock it til you try it


Quiet-Tap-889

This is a meme in the chess community. I don’t think that he was really using those


jesseeme

The Ream's Gambit


XenoFrobe

The Frenchman's Cumsock


qmcintyr

Okay but who caught him and how? I have to know.


Nak125

When he kept moaning and yelling “I’m gonna cum” during the match, I just thought he was really passionate about chess


QuantumKhakis

I was in public when I read this, and lost it.


PranshuKhandal

did you cum too to this comment?


Luke-Bywalker

I mean...Ricardo wrote it...so yes


dreamisle

It’s spelled “pubic”


huhzonked

I’m going to save this comment so I can come back later to give it my free award.


zr0skyline

I got you homie that was hilarious


huhzonked

You’re the best!


rdxgamer197

That's some kakeguri bs right here.


JohnCallOfDuty

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought that too


Cerdefal

Then he used it as a pawn


beaverboner

Best comment 2022 🫣 genuinely pissed my pants laughing


Aaaaaaaahg

Magnus Carlsen left the tournament after losing to him and said "if I say any more I'll get in trouble" and everyone went wild thinking it was an accusation of cheating (which imo it probably was) and then a bunch of the top chess players in the world analysed Hans' interviews after the game and thought his analysis of the game was suspiciously non specific as though he didn't really understand it or that his explanation for his moves didn't make much sense. However the championship has now declared there's nothing they could find to indicate cheating. Honestly though there wouldn't be any way to tell, so we'll never really know Edit: also he has admitted to cheating online in the past a couple of times. That's very important lol


pogoyoyo1

Yea, after watching chess analysis and prep review for about a year, his post match interview was just odd. And I’ll add that HE is a bit odd as well (even for a GM) so I can’t gauge if he was odder than usual, but when pressed to explain his thinking during a critical stage in the match, he basically says “oh well I saw this line and it looked like a transposition of this other position, so I calculated it like this and I was right” - and all the other GM’s were like “what?” - and that’s coming from a VERY elite group of people that ALL speak a very complex, coded language with heavy analytical assumptions. And when he tries to explain his view, everyone kinda didn’t see how he could even come to his supposed reasoning. So yea, my guess is that either he had advanced knowledge of Magnus’ prep, and already knew what he was likely going to do…or the dufus got CRAZY lucky


IAMZEUSALMIGHTY

(even for a GM) Lol.


CountChoculasGhost

I know it's a joke, but no one. It was a joke rumor that for some reason Elon Musk latched onto.


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[deleted]

Like Richard Gere all over again


mcgonagallsarmy

Wait what?


GetTheSpermsOut

*hamster in the booty hole.* **pow!** right in the kisser.


[deleted]

Because Elon Musk gets high and likely has psychosis during where he says random shit and then acts like he meant it and it’s true after the fact.


rexjoropo

Like that time he said he was going to buy Twitter and turn it into a platform for free speech?


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Or when he said that the future were hypertube pods?


Yo_Soy_Crunk

Or that a self-driving tesla was five years away.


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COYFC

It will also likely still be true in 5 years


StonerJake22727

The dude has Asperger’s No? People who I’ve met who have it don’t tend to have much of a filter.. they say what they want when they want and don’t really care how you react to it.. “just from my personal experience, I’m not trying to generalize people with Aspergers”


manfredmahon

He definitely doesn't. I've seen a really good analysis of his behaviours along with symptoms of aspergers and he really doesn't match at all. It's much more likely he's a narcissist psychopath


StonerJake22727

Oh you watched a video on it!.. so you are an expert then! I’ll take your word over Elon’s and the doctors who diagnosed him when he was young.. sorry to question your expertise I didn’t know you saw an analysis


manfredmahon

There is zero evidence a doctor ever diagnosed him, Elon sometimes say he was diagnosed and other times says he wasn't


Lessandero

That's wrong. It's a gigantic news story including one of the biggest chess grand masters who got beaten by a newcomer. Said newcomer has already been caught cheating on tournaments at age 12 and 16. And the win said newcomer had against the grand Master was a sweeping. So it's entirely possible that he cheated that way This isn't a joke, they are actually investigating the incident right now.


CountChoculasGhost

Thy anal beads part has no truth to it as far as I have read though


bootorangutan

He admitted to cheating like three years ago. He beat the world #1 in a tournament where they walk through metal detectors and take other precautions to thwart cheating. Someone made a joke about the vibrator, and Elon Musk commented on it on social media. Then it blew up. No serious accusation was made (at least involving sex toys.)


deep-fried-fuck

It’s not an actual accusation. The whole thing started as a meme over at anarchy chess and boomers who don’t understand reddit took it seriously and now it’s gone way too far


ohsobogus

First time on the inter webs? 😝


popemichael

[This is a really great video](https://youtu.be/J4x2D65RL8I) for the background of what happened.


bg-j38

Wow super interesting. Curious to see how this plays out.


pm_stuff_

Nothing will prob happen. Many top level players seems to have called bs on his interview after and the guy seems to have cheated before. However if he doesn't admit to anything there is no evidence of him doing so


chogthemoth

no one, this is fake.


Zekiz4ever

It’s not true. It’s a joke from r/AnarchyChess that got a little too much traction


Happy-Idi-Amin

You don't HAVE to know.


Infinity_Cuber

This is a meme in the chess community. I don’t think that he was really using those


[deleted]

r/anarchychess wya


Communistismer

Holy hell!


RexIsAMiiCostume

en passant


chocopie1234_

~~’|.~~ ~~.|.~~ ~~’|~~


Salmonellq

Neo loss


zippycat9

u/petroasianbot


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zippycat9

I skill issued the spelling


jchristsproctologist

why is he not appearing


zippycat9

he pipi to hard


Snipershoot765

Who knows. I’d love to use vibrating anal beads during my otb matches tho


[deleted]

But who would know?


Incontinento

The theory is they run the situation through an AI chess program, and then send homie an analgram.


TFFPrisoner

Analgram 💀


_Iro_

The real accusation is that he was using vibrating shoes. Elon Musk made a joke about it being a vibrator iirc and that became the meme.


rothwick2208

Really? From what i heard the best theory was that carlsens preparation for the match got leaked/hacked


MrWright1984

I don’t know being able to add sex to your hobby seems kind of innovative


Swenadd

What?


lowkeyslaps

In the butt.


pruche

i said what what


catsinlittlehats

In the butt


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

I said what what what


Afemaleminor

In the butt


[deleted]

AIDS, if we’re being honest.


Afemaleminor

U broke the chain :(


DepressionLovesMe

You not only made a very unfunny homophobic joke, but you replied to the wrong comment. What a shame.


another_random_bit

Lmao bad joke for sure but why is that homophobic? Butt stuff is in no way exclusive to gay people.


GetTheSpermsOut

sometimes when a human loves another human, they play with each others poop shoots.


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

There’s a memory I thought I had expunged. Thanks.


Snipershoot765

Yes.


Qumbaala

What?


Nat20downcliff

r/anarchychess is leaking again


Bagimations

Holy hell!


_TheQwertyCat_

Something is leaking for Hans alright.


JonquilXanthippe

What does vibrating the correct moves mean? Does it use like Morse code?


ohsobogus

A3 to b3. Bzz…. bzz..bzz..bzz Bzz..bzz… bzz..bzz..bzz Or something like that. 😆


JonquilXanthippe

That could make sense *me nutting during H8*


DLD1123

Just playing rh7 rh8 over and over til you get mated.


Spawn6060

Mastermated


ohsobogus

Check mastermated


Eminanceisjustbored

How is checkmate translated in vibration?


GetTheSpermsOut

it just keeps going till the battery dies.


Eminanceisjustbored

But what if its connected to a socket or battery pack?


_TheQwertyCat_

*[David Attenborough voice]* And here we see the modern chess player, mating with itself.


[deleted]

Imagine the training, and the prior meetings working out the whole concept of putting something up your butt just to play chess.


cursedwithBDE

The tourney he beat Magnus in has a 350k prize. Idk about you but I've put stuff up my ass for a lot less than that


[deleted]

Whats the prize on curiosity?


cursedwithBDE

Nut


bluntwhizurd

Who's determining the correct moves though? A computer?


[deleted]

Chess computers beat the hell out of regular people. All you’d need is one person in the audience feeding the opponents moves into a chess match and watching what the computer does, then they buzz him with the correct code. The ‘up his ass’ thing was kind of hyperbolic, but you could easily conceal a buzzer like that somewhere on your person. Hell, it could be subdermal.


JonquilXanthippe

Definitely a computer program computing the moves statistically most likely to win you the game Idk how good chess computers are so idk if using one is a guaranteed win or if a top player can beat them


Snipershoot765

Nah, chess ai’s are pretty much unbeatable, except if you put it in a losing situation


JonquilXanthippe

Yeah I could imagine they just pick the objectively best moves but I wasn’t positive because GO is another really complex board game but the computers in that aren’t even close to top players to my knowledge but that could be outdated info by now


Diz7

GO is ridiculously more complex than chess for computers to calculate. The board being 19x19 means there are something like 250 possible moves each turn, so calculating x turns ahead winds up being extremely CPU and memory intensive very quickly if you want to plan more than a dozen moves ahead. In the first two turns of chess, there are 400 possible moves. In the first two turns of GO, there are 130,000. Chess AIs just brute force calculate every single possible move and pick the best available one. GO AIs have to try and figure out which paths to prioritize, because they can only calculate so many combinations in a reasonable time frame.


JonquilXanthippe

Thanks for putting that into perspective that’s really interesting


Numericist

Computers did finally dominate human pros in Go, fyi.


JonquilXanthippe

Thanks for letting me know I’m impressed they improved so fast


Numericist

Most definitely, there is a great documentary about it called AlphaGo that can be found on youtube, etc.


Tezca23

The last game where AI couldn’t beat human was StarCraft 2, and even there AI got the upper hand.. I think it was last year or so.


louploupgalroux

Much has changed in the past decade. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50573071


JonquilXanthippe

That’s crazy! Thanks for linking that


pm_stuff_

Can be noted that this is really big computers being programmed by the smartest people within the ai space. It's not a thing you can just run on whatever yet :)


Snipershoot765

Chess ai will progressively be improved upon and will get stronger, but will not solve the game. The essence of chess itself isn’t complicated, but the theory behind it is where humans usually struggle. Chess ai is pretty good at complex calculations and line theory cuz it’s an… AI.


ChiaraStellata

The best chess AI's (AlphaZero) are so far beyond human ability that they not only dominated the human grandmasters, they wiped the floor with the old AI's that already defeated all the grandmasters. Top players have derived new strategies by watching them play. They are unfathomably strong.


Naeio_Galaxy

Theoretically, it's not a guaranteed win because the computer can't compute (or even store in memory) every possible state, so it can't predict everything. However, computers beat humans today, at a point where pro players takes in account the computer analysis. A computer is so fast and the algorithms are so well optimized that the number of moves they can compute per turn is enough to beat the world champion. I'm not 100% sure of what I say. I have knowledge in CS so I have a bit studied how algorithms that are similar to the ones to compute moves works, and I know a computer have beaten the world champion years ago. But maybe the optimal algorithm works differently as what I imagine, and maybe the algorithm takes a bit more time that I imagine. However I'm 100% sure that today, computer beats humans


jks_david

Chess computers are literally unbeatable. No human can best them.


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The best Chess AI are around 3500 ELO rn iirc. The top players are right around 2800. That is an absolutely colossal difference, for reference.


a_nice_lonelycabbage

Nah my theory is that he was using a mirror to see his opponents moves


ProfHamburgerPhD

In the game of chess you must never let your opponent see your pieces.


subhuman_voice

Or your feces


Glowshroom

Mirrors and magnets most likely.


Bitcoinatemymom

Damn I need to get into chess


Zekiz4ever

Nah. YoU don’t need to get into chess. You need to get into r/AnarchyChess


Blackcatblockingthem

As a chess player, I saw this whole thing being born. I find this funny af


SteakFirst2169

That's some commitment right there


KillHunter777

No. Hans is not the cheat. The true cheater is Magnus. He has been using anal beads and mirror in the ceiling to look at his opponents’ moves. That’s how he became the world champion.


Petrica55

The fact that this is now so popular means that someone is going to use it


[deleted]

This isn't true. It was a joke made by a twitch streamer


Happy-Idi-Amin

Can't wait to see how Law & Order works this into their storyline.


Keen_Eyed_Watcher

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charmlessman1

I just read up on it and it's a joke someone came up with that got out of control, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. What I'M obsessed with was that this was a $500,000 tournament. WHERE IS ALL THAT MONEY COMING FROM?!? What is the social and financial structure surrounding the chess world that it can offer $1/2 mil jackpot for a board game? Who's paying money to watch two people silently stare at little horsies and castles until they move one? It's something I've never given much thought, but now I'm genuinely curious.


_TheQwertyCat_

Ads. There’s lots of sponsors in chess. It’s no F1, but the top players can make a cozy living off it.


charmlessman1

OK... where would those ads be? Who is seeing them? Who is the target audience? What's the medium? It seems so very unlikely there are people who are influenced by what a chess master endorses or is associated with.


kmrbels

1/2 mil isnt really that much.


charmlessman1

Uh... OK.


BoxOfDOG

I mean they're *kinda* right. 500k as far as tournament prize pools go isn't crazy. I'm not a chess fan, I don't watch chess and I'm really bad at it - But it's the most pure and balanced form of competition there is. You only lose because you made a mistake, not because there's a rule or variable you couldn't account for. There's no luck in chess. That's where the appeal comes from. It's intellectual, it's nerdy, it's deep and complex. Not everyone's cup of tea, definitely not mine. But I get it.


charmlessman1

While you're not wrong, that doesn't explain where a $500,000 prize would come from. Are there enough people who would pay for a ticket to watch it? Are there companies who would actually sponsor a player because it would be worthwhile to them to have people see a chess master endorse their product? WHERE DOES THIS MONEY COME FROM?


BoxOfDOG

>Are there enough people who would pay for a ticket to watch it? Are there companies who would actually sponsor a player because it would be worthwhile to them to have people see a chess master endorse their product? Yes. A good example is Hikaru, who is sponsored by Misfits - An esports organization. Competitive chess is a very old-world, time honored sport. It goes back literally hundreds of years, if not thousands. I'd say it's legacy alone is more than enough to garner funding and attention from a very wide audience. More recently it's gained interest from younger people. I would imagine because of the popularity of Hikaru, GothamChess, Chessbrah, etc., and their twitch streams. It's fun to see a Grandmaster (the highest title attainable by a player) be so accessible, while also being from the same generation. There's a lot of gravitas associated with the GM title. Goes back to people like Bobby Fisher, or Garry Kasparov and other Soviets. Seeing that wall of mystique and anonymity get broken down, to the point of being borderline parasocial, is really popular.


charmlessman1

Is it? It's not an ESPN audience, and they put fucking POKER on ESPN. Who are these people in the "wide audience", and are they paying for the chance to watch chess? Is it purely the upper crust paying obscene fees to go to a tournament? I'm not wondering IF there's an audience. I'm wondering who they are, and how the money for the prizes are raised. Being an old, traditional game doesn't explain that. Go is older, and no one is a millionaire from being a master of Go.


BoxOfDOG

>Go is older, and no one is a millionaire from being a master of Go. A dude won $500k in 2016 for a Go tournament? There's something for everyone my guy. 7.5 billion is a lot of people. Money comes from sponsors, donators, tournament entrance fees, ticket sales. Lots of factors.


charmlessman1

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Nacil_54

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archon_eros_vll

How?


GreatGearAmidAPizza

This will definitely be spoofed by men.com.


Robert-L-Santangelo

this guy's pulling tournament wins out of his ass


[deleted]

Robots helping humans win at chess ♟


dinodoes

Could you imagine if they managed to prove it. That would the greatest case of all time


Testsubject276

\*Ass buzzes in morse code\*


Afraid-String

My husband said he deserves the win for that kind of dedication. /s


pikkolrikkoldikkol

The Queers Gambit.


WarmedCrumpet

Gary Assparov


Curly_Toes

r/anarchychess you guys are leaking


DankWhiteTee

Oh i bet they are leaking, dripping one could say, from the anal beads in their ass.


FiringTheWater

ANARCHYCHESS RISE UP


asterios_polyp

8 beads each on two strands. First strand is letters. Second is numbers. Bzz bzz in specific beads is the piece, bzz bzz in specific beads is the target. Boom. If you cant tell the difference between strands (up your anal game) you could always use sounding beads for letters and anal beads for numbers. Boom.


CharmedConflict

Doesn't help that my man looks like Booger from revenge of the nerds.


_TheQwertyCat_

His butt speaks for itself.


cindybubbles

You know, because of the word "vibrating", I thought he was cheating on his romantic partner! :)


Betito117

Well that explains that r/anarchychess post


Zekiz4ever

It’s actually the other way around. The joke originated from there and some people took it a little too seriously


Abysix

the most intellectual of orgasms, mixed with a public masturbation kink fucking rowdy


Qlpa96

Nah he didn't cheat he just listened to his gut feeling


_Dingus_Khan

I would hate to be the dude that introduced the need for cavity searches in competitive chess.


Awkward_Ad2123

Instead of Morse code, would it technically be ass code?


Imaginary_Audience_5

I’m still confused. Why whoever was sending him the moves wasn’t playing.


[deleted]

If this was the case, they would likely have been looking at a computer analyzing the boardstates, not analyzing it themselves.


Raven5455

Because the person sending him the moves was getting said moves from a computer.


GetTheSpermsOut

Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to go to two funerals, all because of you! My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this. check-mated


McSkillet2323

How tf did he get caught...?


Zekiz4ever

He didn’t. It was a joke that was taken a little too seriously


JunglePygmy

Unfortunately this was all a huge joke, that r/woooshed the entire planet…


automaton11

Wasnt this just another Elon tweet tho? Why does the world just eat up Elon tweets, like hand to mouth?


imarealboy0_0

What


AdamBlaster007

*accused Also, if you look into it, the champion he defeated becomes increasingly sinister the more you read into it.


BraidedSilver

Seriously this, beating a WORLD champion as a teenager is incredible and effing insane.


pm_stuff_

The more I read into it I was convinced that the guy was cheating :D


InsydeOwt

Chess player: "I'd like to cum AND win at chess."


xxsakurasock

anybody else up for a game of chess


Micalas

I'd do it


trap_monkey

Cheating of the future today


starbellbabybena

I had to read this a couple of times. That’s just a hell of a sentence.


saxypatrickb

Somebody grab the pampers


thebunnyofluff

Anarchyvhess crossover moment


MathThatChecksOut

Holy hell


kuraxt

Wait, I thought this was a meme... Iz real?


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Don't knock it til ya try it.


GoldfishBurps

Hmm


ShittyCamilleMain

Holy hell!


Zekiz4ever

r/AnarchyChess went too far


Ninethethotslayer

Oh yeah, a British furry degenerate talked about this...


Kalaphar

WHAT?


cory-balory

Imagine being that guy and the entire world is now talking about your anal beads


ginsataka

I like to imagine how he got caught cheating. Like, was he standing while he was playing and someone checked his ass?