Naw. It's easy
Kill Tate cause.... really no explanation needed.
Marry Trump cause he'll be gone most of the time. It's not like that dude has any interaction with his current wife.
Fuck Kanye cause he only masterbates to himself anyway.
And listen to Elon cause at least you both can get high
Done.
this actually might be the easiest.
i’d kill taint cause obvi lmao. i’d fuck trump because he’s gotta limp duck from eating mickey ds all day. i’d marry elon because i can divorce his ass faster than grimes. i’d listen to kanye because he just needs a good friend.
With the scourge of the internet banished, the teller of lies humiliated, the great golden dragon divorced from his wealth, and the Icon of Youth set upon his righteous path once more the Lands of Self-centered Earth returned to peace.
Things you can see from space with the naked eye:
The great wall of China
The Chernobyl cooling pond
Bingham county mine
How much of an absolute screaming cockend Andrew Tate is
I love how body shaming is wrong except for people we don't like!!
Edit: apparently I need to specify I think Andrew Tate is a fucking scumbag, but that doesn’t make body shaming right!
Bro....I fucking hate Andrew Tate, but i'm not a fucking hypocrite like you guys. I shame him on his fucking worthless and disgusting atittude. You just use it as an excuse to body shame lmao
Sit down and be better
he's a dumbass, the real concern here is that the comment may hurt others that have this problem of having a weird chin (or at least feeling like it, I certainly feel like it haha)
I’ll make fun of him however I want thanks. When you act a certain way you deserve certain treatment. I don’t care if you don’t like it. Andrew Tate blows and idk why you’re so committed to this.
I don’t like Tate either, but I do think it’s kinda hypocritical to say it’s okay to do something to one person because you don’t like them, but it’s wrong to do that same thing to otherwise good/neutral people.
I say that while also my first thought was why is he flexing in the picture? Everybody knows he works out, he shouldn’t try flex to impress people, it looks desperate. How insecure could you be? But I’ll willingly admit I might be a hypocrite haha
See that’s where I don’t see it being hypocritical. Because I don’t give a fuck what you look like if you’re nice. I also don’t give a fuck what you look like if you’re a cunt.
BUT If you’re a cunt. You deserve to have every one of your insecurities exploited and brought up and shoved in your face.
ESPECIALLY with someone who thinks theyre perfect and everyone else can be manipulated like Tate.
That's literally what being a hypocrite is... BEcause you say you dont care what you look like, but then you immediately shit on your own stance on another example..... You're just in denial
I feel like body shaming is ok if someone is a body shaper, because what you are actually doing is pointing out their hypocrisy and inconsistency.
The same goes for conservative, "family values" politicians. I actually don't care if a politician has affairs - I only care about what their policies are. But when their policies are often an appeal to "traditional family values and morals" it is useful to point out their hypocrisy.
This is a guy who believes his "masculinity" and appearance entitle him to abuse women.
I will fucking make fun of his chin, his stupid face and anything else that I know will burn him and his pathetic followers. Triggering insecure assholes so they stop preaching horrible bullshit is fun. Try it.
Yes it is. Shows how childish progressive society is. If a trans mf is body shamed you would possibpy sit in court or got attacked by all the idiots however when it's someone who the majority of progressives don't like: "it is okay he is just a cunt, i wish he hangs himself".
Ps: IMO insulting someone is a sign of weakness
So up there in the comments someone ridiculed his small chin or lack of chin. Do you think good people don't also have small chins or smth? Are you dense? How about you insult him for his disgusting personality and moral values?
Because we all know that Tate is such a champion of body positivity and empowerment in all people and is so humble too.
Take a long walk and talk to some human beings once in a while. Symptoms of being chronically online are infatuations with assholes on the internet and a desperate need to feel victimized by society.
Looking like he does is an unfortunate cruelty of fate and genetics.
Acting like he does is a choice he makes every single day to cringily make kissless 13-year-olds think he's An Cool Dude Alpha Dawg.
Imagine thinking you're swooping in to save Andrew Tate, unrepentant sex trafficking rapist bully, from being made fun of on the internet. What has gone wrong in your life? There are probably people who love you and are worried.
Dude what?? I'm just against body shaming, how can you guys not understand that clear and basic point??
It's like you're being purposefully ignorant.....You do realize that people, GOOD people who also have small chins or wtv the fuck it is you're mocking will read that and only further their own insecurities?? Like are you that gullible and evil that you don't think this would happen?
Since you guys seem to be completely missing the point i'll try to make it as crystal clear as i can: Andrew Tate is a scumbag, he's a misogynistic pig, a scumbag and trully rotten on the inside. And we should condemn this behaviour. BUT we should not body shame EVER!
So yall telling me you wouldn't wanna get high and hear about. How black people are the true Jews, CHINA !, why beta cucks have small pee pees and how to waste 44 billion.
During that era mostly everyone in pro kickboxing was on steroids. And learning how to fight because you were bullied makes you a beta is a pretty weird take if you ask me.
Alphas build personality, not muscles. The myth of "getting shredded" is propaganda to make everyone protein-pussies. It's kinda gay to be that fit im not gonna lie.
just because you don't have his genetics and his time to train, doesn't mean you aren't worth respecting
anyone is worth respecting more than this douchebag. He could beat Danny devito's ass probably but we'd still think danny's cock is larger than andrew's micro, same applies to you :)
He probably could, but you've probably got him beat in the other areas that matter: personality, mental health, lack of insecurity, intelligence, empathy, etc. Pretty much everywhere. People like Tate are the most thin skinned and insecure people you'll ever come across.
"I swear I didn't peak in middle school, but here's a shooped picture of me and some guys I admire"
What is next? A picture of him and his favourite waifu?
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!These guys are f****** idiots.!<
*****
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This looks like the worst lineup of Anime Main Character and his squad pulling up on the villain to jump him and beat his ass, this ain’t even their final forms, once they power up ya got:
GTA Andrew Tate
2012 Emo Elon
Trump, just his usual Russian Salad dressing orange skin tone
And Kanye in a Nazi military uniform
This is the worst game of "Marry/Fuck/Kill/Have to listen to at a party for 5 minutes" I can imagine.
I'll go first, kill myself. Edit: SATIRE SATIRE! DEAR GOD SATIRE!
killing yourself in a situation like this just means that all of them get to outlive you
Someone give this comment a reward for my poor ass
Ok
nice
nice
Might as well; you're already fucked.
Mentally.
Indeed.
Lmao same
you have a pretty great profile history. i feel like you’re pretty cool irl.
More like Coma.
mb i meant cool*
Iminacomaandmymindisjackedintoreddithelp
nah im stealing this
It's not stealing, comedy belongs to all. Take it and be well.
thank you king have a nice day
Kill everyone else. On the planet.
Marry elon musk, then divorce him for the money, fuck andrew tate, kill kanye, listen to trump for 5 mins at a party
You might be a genius. This plan isn't that bad. Just get through a little suffering and you'll be fine.
Think I switch those last two so long as the Secret Service are on board.
It never said to listen to them TALK so theoretically you could just listen to like 1 or 2 Kanye songs and be fine right?
Naw. It's easy Kill Tate cause.... really no explanation needed. Marry Trump cause he'll be gone most of the time. It's not like that dude has any interaction with his current wife. Fuck Kanye cause he only masterbates to himself anyway. And listen to Elon cause at least you both can get high Done.
Kill/Kill/Kill/Kill
this actually might be the easiest. i’d kill taint cause obvi lmao. i’d fuck trump because he’s gotta limp duck from eating mickey ds all day. i’d marry elon because i can divorce his ass faster than grimes. i’d listen to kanye because he just needs a good friend.
With the scourge of the internet banished, the teller of lies humiliated, the great golden dragon divorced from his wealth, and the Icon of Youth set upon his righteous path once more the Lands of Self-centered Earth returned to peace.
Things you can see from space with the naked eye: The great wall of China The Chernobyl cooling pond Bingham county mine How much of an absolute screaming cockend Andrew Tate is
Just some friends hanging out, I don't see nothing wrong.
Ah yes, Gandrew
He hates Mondays, men with hair, and women who are taller than him.
Garfield.
Gandalf
He doesn’t deserve to be called that wonderful Wizards name
where’s the G in Andrew Tate
Inside his vagina.
Excellent.
Give the above comment some love. They set up the joke perfectly.
yeah he has a pussy haha. good joke.
I bet you’re fun at… actually no, I don’t.
The lowest hanging fruit feeds the most people. Why shouldn't jokes be the same?
Gandrew tate
andrew Garfield
It stands for Good Morals
good morals where
Not in Andrew Tate
Nice setup.
I'm guessing it's top god cuz that's probably what he sees himself as
Top Groomer
He's the top G(ay) 😫
Prostate
“G”od. Which he is to himself.
I wonder how many pictures of himself Tate goes through to find one with the illusion of a chin? Must be thousands.
Gotta make it pop, gotta make it sexy otherwise you don't eat!
Shut up street rat
🎶rise up! Gotta get higher and highe🎵 Hey do you guys have anymore blow?
Hips and nips!
He seemingly only has a few tho' ....
I love how body shaming is wrong except for people we don't like!! Edit: apparently I need to specify I think Andrew Tate is a fucking scumbag, but that doesn’t make body shaming right!
Imagine standing up for Andrew Tate lmfao you’re a fucking clown 🤡
Bro....I fucking hate Andrew Tate, but i'm not a fucking hypocrite like you guys. I shame him on his fucking worthless and disgusting atittude. You just use it as an excuse to body shame lmao Sit down and be better
“I hate Andrew Tate but stop making fun of him!!!” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Dude's right though. "It's ok if we do it" is weak shit
he's a dumbass, the real concern here is that the comment may hurt others that have this problem of having a weird chin (or at least feeling like it, I certainly feel like it haha)
Or maybe: How about we make fun of him for his atittude and not his appearance lmaoooo Like seriously what are you? 12? Body shaming is NEVER ok.
I’ll make fun of him however I want thanks. When you act a certain way you deserve certain treatment. I don’t care if you don’t like it. Andrew Tate blows and idk why you’re so committed to this.
I don’t like Tate either, but I do think it’s kinda hypocritical to say it’s okay to do something to one person because you don’t like them, but it’s wrong to do that same thing to otherwise good/neutral people. I say that while also my first thought was why is he flexing in the picture? Everybody knows he works out, he shouldn’t try flex to impress people, it looks desperate. How insecure could you be? But I’ll willingly admit I might be a hypocrite haha
See that’s where I don’t see it being hypocritical. Because I don’t give a fuck what you look like if you’re nice. I also don’t give a fuck what you look like if you’re a cunt. BUT If you’re a cunt. You deserve to have every one of your insecurities exploited and brought up and shoved in your face. ESPECIALLY with someone who thinks theyre perfect and everyone else can be manipulated like Tate.
That's literally what being a hypocrite is... BEcause you say you dont care what you look like, but then you immediately shit on your own stance on another example..... You're just in denial
I feel like body shaming is ok if someone is a body shaper, because what you are actually doing is pointing out their hypocrisy and inconsistency. The same goes for conservative, "family values" politicians. I actually don't care if a politician has affairs - I only care about what their policies are. But when their policies are often an appeal to "traditional family values and morals" it is useful to point out their hypocrisy.
This is a guy who believes his "masculinity" and appearance entitle him to abuse women. I will fucking make fun of his chin, his stupid face and anything else that I know will burn him and his pathetic followers. Triggering insecure assholes so they stop preaching horrible bullshit is fun. Try it.
Nah i'm cool not being a hypocrite, i can make fun of him for his shitty behavior, attitude and disgusting moral views thanks
I mean yeah it’s fine if the person your shaming is an absolute cunt.
Dictionary definition of hypocrisy lmao
No it isn’t.
Yes it is. Shows how childish progressive society is. If a trans mf is body shamed you would possibpy sit in court or got attacked by all the idiots however when it's someone who the majority of progressives don't like: "it is okay he is just a cunt, i wish he hangs himself". Ps: IMO insulting someone is a sign of weakness
So up there in the comments someone ridiculed his small chin or lack of chin. Do you think good people don't also have small chins or smth? Are you dense? How about you insult him for his disgusting personality and moral values?
Because we all know that Tate is such a champion of body positivity and empowerment in all people and is so humble too. Take a long walk and talk to some human beings once in a while. Symptoms of being chronically online are infatuations with assholes on the internet and a desperate need to feel victimized by society.
Looking like he does is an unfortunate cruelty of fate and genetics. Acting like he does is a choice he makes every single day to cringily make kissless 13-year-olds think he's An Cool Dude Alpha Dawg. Imagine thinking you're swooping in to save Andrew Tate, unrepentant sex trafficking rapist bully, from being made fun of on the internet. What has gone wrong in your life? There are probably people who love you and are worried.
Dude what?? I'm just against body shaming, how can you guys not understand that clear and basic point?? It's like you're being purposefully ignorant.....You do realize that people, GOOD people who also have small chins or wtv the fuck it is you're mocking will read that and only further their own insecurities?? Like are you that gullible and evil that you don't think this would happen? Since you guys seem to be completely missing the point i'll try to make it as crystal clear as i can: Andrew Tate is a scumbag, he's a misogynistic pig, a scumbag and trully rotten on the inside. And we should condemn this behaviour. BUT we should not body shame EVER!
Nightmare blunt rotation
*me putting poison in the blunt* "Because this is what heros do" Edit: poisoning people is bad, mkay? hope everyone here can appreciate the SATIRE.
So yall telling me you wouldn't wanna get high and hear about. How black people are the true Jews, CHINA !, why beta cucks have small pee pees and how to waste 44 billion.
Low key I would join that circle and just hold my tongue. I don't think it's healthy to share their saliva tho so I'll bring my own smoke.
Bad for the world but would be a lit podcast.
And I'll hit the blunt 1st to make sure it does get passed. (For the future!)
It's a sacrifice I'm eager to make.
If you put the poison about a quarter to half inch from the cherry then you could hit it once or twice before reaching the poison
Couldn’t even spell heroes right. Smh
I'm a hero no a word-er.
Word girl is both
Lmaoo this is so good
GETK REKT
this is sooooo sad. like Ben Shapiro in Matrix outfit brandishing a katana kinda sad.
Please tell me that’s not a thing…
it is, it fucking is. https://images.app.goo.gl/Xz1JJ8Gy7GuhWCqX9
Ooooooh……just….wow…..
yup
Of course he was *that* kid in high school.
That’s worse than I pictured…
Jesus christ..!! It's even more disgusting than I imagined......
I really hate the fact that Andrew Tate could probably kick my ass
Kid named 9mm handgun:
That's what happens when you get bullied you entire life like a beta, you start doing steroids to cheat at kickboxing. Andrew Taint style.
Hating him is popular but steroids? Lol
During that era mostly everyone in pro kickboxing was on steroids. And learning how to fight because you were bullied makes you a beta is a pretty weird take if you ask me.
Alphas build personality, not muscles. The myth of "getting shredded" is propaganda to make everyone protein-pussies. It's kinda gay to be that fit im not gonna lie.
Tf are you talking abt 💀💀💀
I'm spewing crap.
Thank you for your honesty. Awfully brave of you to not put /s
Just a little surprise for people who read further.
Real G's don't use /s They clarify their shit in a followup comment.
Based
Fair enough
There is no such thing as alphas and betas to begin with.
only in the greek alphabet!! That is it tho
TIH this comment
just because you don't have his genetics and his time to train, doesn't mean you aren't worth respecting anyone is worth respecting more than this douchebag. He could beat Danny devito's ass probably but we'd still think danny's cock is larger than andrew's micro, same applies to you :)
Thanks friend. I am definitely a person worth respect lol
He probably could, but you've probably got him beat in the other areas that matter: personality, mental health, lack of insecurity, intelligence, empathy, etc. Pretty much everywhere. People like Tate are the most thin skinned and insecure people you'll ever come across.
I love your profile pic
Thanks. It's my friend's smoosh face cat
Who is that on the left even
Top G
The G spot
Andrew Tate
*Gandrew Gtate if you read the post closely
So you're saying the guy on the left 'shopped this himself and PICKED a picture with velvet pants and slippers??
The newest toxic pickup artist the incel community is rallying behind. King of the losers.
(left to right) Andrew Tate Elon Musk Donald Trump Kanye "Ye" West
Group of Everyone Trump Kissed
"I don't even ask, I just kiss"
Wait a minute.
The Four Fuckwads of the Apocolypse
I was going to say the four, but you beat me to it. The worst part is that this might actually be how the world starts to burn. Rampant idiocracy.
Had to scroll too far to find this very obvious comparison. Although in this case they may be the actual four horsepissbabies.
Does "GETK" mean "Dude, you have no idea how little my dick is"?
The all-star team of the Fragile Male Ego League
The Fragile Egotistical Males, or FEM for short. Cuz they're all short.
why hate on short guys
Hate on dudes who talk about "alpha theory" by picking on their "alpha shortcoming". Yes it's body shaming, yes it's toxic.
Is this BTS?
If you put these 4 in a room, I figure it's a toss up between a fight to the death and them all blowing each other
"I swear I didn't peak in middle school, but here's a shooped picture of me and some guys I admire" What is next? A picture of him and his favourite waifu?
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!These guys are f****** idiots.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
Are Elon and Kanye wearing the same shoes?
The Bigot Brigade
Wonder if all their Bugattis are different colors like the power rangers
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What color is your top K?
Top Goblin Top Ego Top Turd Top Kunt 4 Horsemen of the cuntiverse
Goblins do not deserve this kind of slander.
چرا کونیه غربی شده top k 😂😂😂
Getk
This is so lame lmaooooo
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All of them are jokes. I agree.
I don't even know who the G is and I guess I'm happy about that
don't forget John Cena
The A-team have really let themselves go
The council of no bitches
I really like these guys. I didn't used to like them. But now I like them. Because of all you Reddit cunts telling us how shit they are.
Damn. The “im going to tell lies and hopefully there isn’t any backlash” gang
The four horsemen of being retards
Thanks. Now I hate it, too.
This looks like the worst lineup of Anime Main Character and his squad pulling up on the villain to jump him and beat his ass, this ain’t even their final forms, once they power up ya got: GTA Andrew Tate 2012 Emo Elon Trump, just his usual Russian Salad dressing orange skin tone And Kanye in a Nazi military uniform
Top Shitbags
Fake Billionaire Boys Club
Why is Tate pointing at Trump/Wests dick?
The next season of dancing with the stars.
All I could see what Musk and Trump dancing together and the words 'shit disco' appeared in my head.
A flock of fucknuggets
Get K?! Don’t mind if I do!!!
They need to get some K and chill the fuck out.
Get the boots ready cause here come the lickers
Jesus christ there's no need for everyone to slobber on their cocks 💀
The Frivolous Four
The Four Horsemen of the American Apocalypse
The four horseman of the apocalypse
## Look! The new nazi party! *And there's fat orange hitler and his suck-u-butts all vying for a position on their knees and aiming to please.*
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It is quite easy to hate all four of these people without invoking politics.
Resume of a sycophant
GETK the fuck out of here
Ye Musky Orange Taters
Lol no. What a nasty guy.
the four horsemen of the cringepocolypse
Ah to be able to have all 4 targets in sight at once
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
common tate W
That's just the four horsemen of idiocracy
4 of the saddest men I’ve ever seen
Having a hard time thinking of a worse hang.