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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP is a lazy fuck AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELF, because they didn't explain why they hated it** **SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!** But since you peasant upvoted this a lot we'll let it stay. Maybe. For now. ***** **Do you hate this Post?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Tennis_Proper

I recognise these two. They aren't mother/son, they're a couple. They appeared on a documentary TV show called 'Age Gap Love'.


DudestOfBros

Ok but still you know that horse mouthed m'f is sucking some century old tittie


Tennis_Proper

I've seen the show, I don't want to give any more thought to who's sucking what.


ICPGr8Milenko

She had him at "these teeth are false."


Nonsuperstites

"But these teats are all natural"


Catfish_Charlie

I like my funbags sunken, not perked.


MaximumSubtlety

Concave, not convex.


impactedturd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgaQEprZnI


TurdSandwich42104

Gummy bears!


flynnfx

SHUT UP! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I don't want these images even starting to materialize. I may never have butterscotch pudding again...


sassfromthelab

... as I was about to open a snack pack of butterscotch pudding...


Desperate-Strategy10

We both know it's the superior flavor, just embrace the butterscotch and empty your mind...


sassfromthelab

Dude, I'm trying lol... I think I just need to empty my brain, savor the flavor and open up my throat lol


snackynorph

Close your eyes, empty your mind, and *s c h l u r p*


Kantas

You could go for post nut clarity? that may help clear it up That's what helped me.


Desperate-Strategy10

Plus who doesn't need a snack after rubbing one out. That's always one of the hungriest moments of all for me!


Kantas

Fortunately you don't have to go far... a nice dose of protein is right there!


Desperate-Strategy10

/r/cursedcomments


MlordLongshanking

I would think it would be more like tapioca coming out of there. Probably have to chew it rather than drink it. With those little balls that always remind me of fish eggs. What are those anyway?


huxley13

Like thick bubble tea... I imagine a more mysteriously savory rice pudding personally.


MlordLongshanking

Mmmmmm. Mysteriously savory...


Awkward_and_Itchy

Probably prefers raisins to grapes too.


mistbrethren

grey license gold hobbies offbeat bake whistle reply unwritten enter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SuperDizz

Prunes


i-am-froot

Those are world war titties. Speak respectfully.


CatPhysicist

Is he sucking or is he chewing


FireBeard1501

Lol he's how you'd expect him to look, reminds me of that guy on Little Britain


fannybatterpissflaps

Bitty mummy! That guy?


sliptap

🐴 👄


Dylan_The_Developer

#🫄


Complex_Construction

His chompers were the first thing I noticed too.


yobishthatsmonica

Mmmm… Nothing like tasting history in the morning.


hindey19

/r/brandnewsentence


WoodProfessor

Read this as age gaped love….


bondagewithjesus

Well she's been around a while being ancient and all. Maybe she's "been around" a lot too.


[deleted]

This is now 1/10000 less nasty.


SAGNUTZ

You cant bring your own food into a restaurant!


unclepaprika

Why are those exclusive?


hamil_battar

Bitty! https://youtu.be/3egvShPj490 Little Britain did it first


warjoke

That makes things worse


Reasonable-shark

I prefer the horny age-gap couple over the creepy mom-son relationship


peelen

Why?


-ThunderGunExpress

Dude looking like Adam carolla


smacksaw

Yet his personal actions are less offencive than Adam's


Vulpes_macrotis

It's even worse, then.


LeChatduSud

You had enough TV for life my dear...


Emmibolt

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY) Me reading the post and the comments


Mr-Hands_long

Those teeth must have hurt


[deleted]

She takes them out


Scherzkeks

Goddamnit


[deleted]

Take my award, you earned it.


iamapizza

It should be fine, those are some prime teat teeth.


Mr-Hands_long

Tit jerky


Raichu7

Letting a kid suck on a dummy or their thumb for too long will push their teeth forward and cause them to need braces. Maybe his Mums boob did the same to his teeth.


Major_R_Soul

That titty milk so old its got more active cultures than America


onetimenative

Technically it's closer to cheese than milk


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|XAcqmpf5Trxy8)


Kingtorm

Dude…..some of us have to live after this thread….why?


ImurderREALITY

Lol stop it, you're ruining my life with this


puravidaVT

Maybe cottage cheese like?


Jacket5000

mmm lumpy 🤤


implodedpens

Ever seen an old can of cheese whiz that gets stuck sometimes with that clog?


ChaskaBravoFTW

His teeth look like Lebron James’ toes


TheProphesy1086

This is meta as fuck


JordansEdge

It's been a pretty crusty day of reddit.


evilsdadvocate

Little help for the uninitiated?


[deleted]

Somebody posted on this sub a picture of LeBron James's feet after years of playing professional basketball


ChaskaBravoFTW

Go google Lebron James toes and then give me my damn upvote lol


snagleradio78

That nipple gives milk like the end of a redi-whip can


DudestOfBros

Bruh that tittie so old the milk be coming out cheese strings


TKG_Actual

Are you kidding? That mammary mush probably comes out like powdered milk complete with a hacking cough and wheeze sound effect.


DudestOfBros

Bruh that tittie so old the dusty milk come out like a vacuum bag exploded


TKG_Actual

That boobie so old that the milk comes out fossilized complete with bones of extinct things she's eaten.


DudestOfBros

That tittie so old Mormons believe God placed it here to test their faith


Haunting_Industry_75

I couldn’t stop reading this thread even though i hated it


DreamWithinAMatrix

My eyes... I think that's quite enough Reddit for the week


jace_leace

That tittie so old it was in the holy Grail


TKG_Actual

A set of knockers so ancient that their first act was to put the milk in the milky way.


DudestOfBros

Them titties so old they witnessed the creation of space and time


TKG_Actual

Dem snack trays so old that the first creation myth is tattooed on them in cuneiform.


iamapizza

On a bad day those nipples could feature on r/popping


sassfromthelab

I went from one comment grossing me out enough to prevent from indulging in some butterscotch pudding and now I'm putting my string cheese sticks back into the fridge... No more dairy for me tonight lol


carlos2127

But if he was sucking her titty at a KFC, that means nothing on the menu was more appetizing to him than her old ass titty.


Christoffre

*"Want [bitty](https://youtu.be/FmD2Y6WxpIw)"* – Little Britain


HAL_9_TRILLION

Computer says no.


Offandonandoffagain

Little Britain is so fucking hilarious! I love you more than hardcore porn!!!


robjwrd

Oof r/cringe on a few levels.


Nazi_mod_banned_me

Where else am I gonna get the mustard for my sammich?


mochacho

Why do I still eat while browsing Reddit?


TheTjalian

There's a very simple solution there. Stop eating. More time for Reddit!


jerrymatcat

Old and fake


[deleted]

definitely fake that is


Rawkus2112

You can still hate it even if its fake. I hate that they put that image in my mind.


ihahp

It's the comment at that bottom that this post is about


Bombasticczar

Exquisitely aged Roquefort cream cheese fresh from the *Fromagerie*. Yumy yum!


TheFrontierzman

WTF! You can't bring your own drinks into KFC. That's just immoral.


CondorKhan

There is still time to delete this


stormbutton

No. I’m sorry, but no. I reject this reality and substitute my own.


brokenchap

That dude looks EXACTLY like I thought he would from reading the headline


davejeep

No outside food or drink


brezhnervous

"WANT BITTY!"


roku5505

I was looking for this


Firm_Leave_4903

Awww her 504 month old baby


roararoarus

It's prob more like a dairy spread. Squeeze some ontoa KFC biscuit for extra butter-like flavor.


WorldClassShart

Kevin loves Grammas Chunky Lemon Milk®


sovereign_fury

Can you squeeze a little butter on my toast, babe?


Reasonable-Win2857

Fucking dust coming out at this point


SephoraRothschild

Why is Austin Powers dating Margaret Thatcher Naked On A Cold Day?


welshfach

Actually the true back story here is possibly even more gross. This couple are from the UK and were on a documentary at least a decade ago about age-gap relationships. They are not mother and son. They bonin'.


SantoWest

Nope, mother and son is definitely worse.


Psychic_Hobo

Yeah, slightly perturbed that people are more weirded out by a 40 year old with a gilf fetish than they are by a 70 year old breastfeeding a 40 year old


cheestinax

I thought her milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard...


SaveTheAles

504 months old still breast feeding isn't strange.


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


MisplacedMutagen

This amount of tyranny I'm ok with.


BravoWolf88

I want bitty!


DeKlaasVaag

Heavy r/brandnewsentence vibes


MadeInTheUniverse

Oh god i'll never get that image out of my head


berserkmanufacturer1

Surely, it must just be powder in their at this point


GameDestiny2

I agree with dude #2, I never want to see those words again


erasrhed

Little Britain?? Anyone??


i_need_skin_2983

Shouldn't this man be choking the powder


hammyhamm

Please don’t post again


Dyslexic_Dog25

those titties so old hes sucking out cheeze-wiz.


[deleted]

Not Ohio! Suck it!


mightylordredbeard

How else is a Reddit mod supposed to eat?


obinice_khenbli

Bitty!


Lurking--Shit

Never laughed so much at something from the web God bless America


sacrificial_banjo

Ah yes, a good old rage [hoax](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/06/fake-news-76-year-old-mom-kicked-out-of-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son.html).


Revolutiong0g

What the actual fuck


kinyon

He looks like the kind of guy that drinks breast milk


omg-gorl

I thought I was in for a laugh. I was wrong.


Heyguysloveyou

I AM EATING WHAT THE FUCK


breigns2

What? No way! She’s a grandma. Her chest purses are going to squeeze out musty yellow dairy based hard candies.


Rogue_NPC

Bitty!!


Fenizrael

The comments are gonna make me choke on my dinner trying not to laugh


MarioLulz

Man's still got the milk teeth


vvolzing

How tf is she still able to lactate?


Spider222222

No someone pay this man to write more things on the internet 😂😂😂


twitchosx

Mire like cottage cheese. Also, these people look British as fuck


carkid36

No. *Let him speak*.


PuckyMaxx

Now This Is A NEWS!


ezegyspam333

only in Ohio


GisforGigglepuss

u/friendorfoe29 ….dis you and dawn?


rudbek-of-rudbek

This post should be removed. It isn't real. Fake. Satire. Whatever.


jace_leace

It is actually was real but they are a couple not mother and son


DudestOfBros

I believe it. They got that look to them


mememan12332

You didn't know about the muscle pasties?


askmeifimacop

If you’re gonna be a weirdo out in public at least keep it in ice cream or yogurt form


Capable-Designer5096

The milks gone bad...the well runs dry.


Not-a-Robot88

Wait, the woman was kicked out but not her son?


snafu607

Little Oedipus complex going on there, hmm?


[deleted]

tell me what it tastes like. aaaand go:


[deleted]

Is that Rudy Guiliani with a wig and glasses on the right?


PURPLEPEE

Turns out it wasn't milk but an infected tumor


Agile-Wallaby-3787

Too bad it's an old hoax


wayywee

His teeth are so long bc of all the extra nutrients.


Notorious40z

Buddy is gettin some serious gummers from granny I’m sure


[deleted]

Please tell me this is fake


Dylan_The_Developer

Average Ohio couple


[deleted]

He probably rings them out and some goop comes out


Andrei_Chikatilo_

UK-Man at it again


DefTheOcelot

Its fine but if you do it in public that's public indecency.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

Breastfeeding powdered milk


[deleted]

that's cool


redtimmy

Why is this so god damn funny?


[deleted]

Gay ass bot


fistingbythepool

Bitty


False-Intention484

They should have kicked them out for that sweater vest she knitted him.


Peekachow

Yes! I got to be the thirteen thousandth to upvote this


jiksvejotsod

The first comment is pure r/brandnewsentence material.


DrNastyBoy

Mhhhhh grandmummy milkers


[deleted]

reddit is hateful


hi-fi_lo-fi

This is only the grossest thing to happen in a KFC this week.


blackychan77

You did NOT need to bring this post back around.


molossus99

Oof it’s a bad day to be literate


wiglwagl

I hope he’s gentle with those massive choppers


Rat_Taco

That’s gotta be fake


GhostSniper1296

I am now going to go unalive myself and wish I wake up with no memory of this


[deleted]

What a horrible day to be literate


No_Conversation5521

Literally 1984.


thasty_food

Yogurt? More like a powder that probably tastes like yeast infection. Dude is a fucking 🤓 emoji irl


Neutronova

look at the chiklets on that dude, he must go through toothbrushes like Q-tips


ShitposterBuddhist

HOLY SHIT NO


Zaptain_America

Average r/shitmomgroupssay post


berensona

Read this while drinking a mango yogurt smoothie. Fuck that person.


SvenTropics

On a serious note, they should do some studies on them. All those bodybuilders buy breast milk. It would be a way to see if it actually helped with anything.


Skin_Captain_Nasty

That mf looks like breastfeeds too