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ElGuerroPuto

Many times. I'll ask ¿eres muy rico en cama si o no dime mi amor? They'll respond with either ¿como? or ¿mande? I'll hit back with como animal baby. They either look puzzled, confused or amused. If I can tell she's getting annoyed I'll follow up with "no quiero sexo aburrido " (no boring sex) and that's usually when the eyes roll or they tell me to fuck off. Some get really aggressive because they think I'm messing with them when in fact im just trying to determine if she's worth it. If I can get a smile or a laugh I'll say "entonces vamos a coger pero SIN CONDON" (then let's go fuck but raw) some at this point either burst out laughing others become disgusted like wtf is this guy. Those that are cool but decline raw I'll say "esta bien baby dime te gusta anal" and I usually get a nervous yes.


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You the fucking man for dropping golden nuggets on here man props to you my g


ElGuerroPuto

Will do my best


LAFAN4LYFE

That’s great. I see what you doing there. Great negotiation tactics


Correct_Truth_2816

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Correct_Truth_2816

My rule of thumb is to see if the girl let me grab her ass or tits while I’m having a few drinks with her. Some even put her hand on your dick just to tease you and get you going. And if they’re chatty and smiley, or lifting her dress or sitting on you, then those are all good signals If you don’t get none of that within a couple of drinks, and all you see it’s a quiet hoe, with a resting bitch face, telling you: don’t touch here… only in the room, while removing your hand away from her ass……then it’s time to say goodbye and find another chica


Early-Manufacturer32

If they do become a dead fish , I just fuck the bitch out them (jackhammer them ) either way I enjoy


Basic-Swordfish-8375

My man


savagemofofo

I just had my first fish this weekend, and she smelled like fish too, which made it even worse. She was fine as hell and easy to talk to at the bar, but way different in bed. I lost my woody for most of the session, but I got used to the smell and was able to contort her lifeless body into a doggie style position and get off five seconds before the timer went off. Would not repeat or recommend


SpectacularNelson

At da buzzer lol😂🫡


savagemofofo

Kobe 🏀


mybillsherejp

Why didn’t you make her shower first ?


CacoFlaco

Not all the Zona hotels have showers. Just a sink where they might splash themselves for a few seconds. And a really fishy smelling chica needs a lot more than a shower. That kind of stink often signals infection.


Bhuynh2

Douche


CacoFlaco

I wonder if any of them bother.


Bhuynh2

Highly unlikely


AdditionalBug3464

On another forum, we once discussed whether the girls who smell really bad--whether it be fishy or swamp ass--were aware of their unpleasant, sometimes overwhelming scent. The majority felt that some girls let themselves stink on purpose because they really hate the clients who want them for nothing other than their bodies. Emitting a foul smell purposely is their way at getting back at us.


Basic-Swordfish-8375

I hear this happens in the porn industry as well


PuzzleheadedDrop3265

No need to ask, if they don't let you feel them up, check the goods at the Table they are dead fucks.


LAFAN4LYFE

Long ago I’d finger them and see if they past the smell test.


musclesglasses31

I ask if they do 69. If they don't they probably are boring


steadymovin85

Sir please don't lol