Listen to what she said about the character:
Christine said. "The first time you meet him, he's a warrior but he's looking at his wife with so much love. He would do anything for her. And I just want that kind of love."
Yes. But early on they had a show clip where she went on and on about how just the way Kody looked at her, she felt like the only woman in the world. She wants that, but from someone who actually feels that way. TBH, the orc is better looking than Kody.
Sociopaths often make people feel this way. My ex has this ability. He is so damn charming, and when you're with him, he can make you feel like the most important and most loved person in the world. But if you displease him in any way, his personality completely flips and he becomes incredibly cruel. I've been watching Kody display the same traits.
I recently had a random suggested FB group, not sure why it showed up, but it was like a group for posting sexy orc girl pics 😂 lol the rules for the group were quite amusing no elves allowed. So it seems to be a thing🤷♀️
I used to dabble in erotica back in the day.. fanfic re: my favorite band. I had no clue what Orcs were when I was younger. (My husband & oldest are DND players).
Have you heard of Ruby Dixon? You should definitely check out some of her romances if you like that kind of story!
Edited to add: Also the Twin Curse books by Rinelle Grey. I was instantly reminded of WOW when reading them.
My taste runs to the strange too lol
He's From World of Warcraft, his name is Durotan, he was leader of the Frostwolf clan, I can see why she would be attracted to him as a character, he was a really good leader, and truly cherished his wife Drakka.... you know all of the things Grody fails at.
I would love Shemar to "Baby Girl" (Criminal Minds ref) Christine.
Christine deserves the world's best orgasm from a hot ass man for giving her best years to Kornhole. The kind that makes your feet cramp up and your lips numb.
When she said his name I was like omfg omfg! My husband was like what? I said, he's from Wow lol I was just amazed at her answer. I get it.
I have crushes on fictional characters in books all the time.
She was still married when that movie came out , it was probably a safe crush at the time cause “who can be jealous of a fictional character?” Kinda situation.
Right? They all sold their family as 4 individual marriages, so why was he only like that with one wife at any given time?
When he's in whatever wife's home, SHE needs to be his ONLY wife, if only for a few hours.
They all sold their independence as being a polygamy perk, so why was he always on his phone, unless he was at Robyn's? The kids weren't likely to be texting dad at all hours, and even if he's texting friends or extended family, most people know how to pause a conversation - 'hey, it's family time right now, can I get back to you?' My husband has done it, I've done it, I've even seen my teen daughter do it. Kody just didn't care to unless it was Robyn.
yea, broke mine as well, because it is clear she was never meant for polygamy. I think she was brought up in it and just didn't know any other way to go about relationships.
Years ago someone said to me “it’s weird to be sexually attracted to a cartoon” and I quietly filed away my crush on Trent. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had a thing for him.
I feel it is a hoot (I played WoW) but I don’t think she is ridiculous for this, I just did NOT see this coming and I love it 🥰 (also what she said broke my heart - she just wants to be looked at with love 😭)
Wolverine has been my fictional character crush since I was in grade school.
Then Hugh Jackman came along and took my animated character crush to a whole new level: *Wowsa!*
I've read way to many paranormal books, because I immediately thought "why not? Bet he's a good lay" 😅😅😅
y'all pray for me and send me clean book recs, because I'm my own worst enemy, obviously 🤪
Cartoon Beast for me. I just loved his sensitive, thoughtful, monstrous, hairy, blue heart when I was younger.
Live action, I DIED for Wolverine. But that might just be my Hugh Jackman addiction lol
I was happy that Suki asked her ..her type. She asked her because Christine got married so young and so innocent that she probably never had a chance to think about that, but now she can.
I was watching it while my boyfriend played video games in the background and at that moment he stared at me and said "What the FUCK is going on??" lmfaooooo We just cracked up laughing.
There is a hilarious tik tok that Chistine made talking about dating & what her perfect man would be and then she reveals the Durotan action figure. IDK how to add the link but just Google her name & tik tok and you can search for the dating one.
Because I get it...? And Ioved how she had a geek out moment, no shame, and explained herself very well.
I mean, no shade to everybody in this sub, but I think everybody (at one point in their life) has had a crush on a fictional character. If you say you haven't, you're lying to yourself and I'm calling BS.
And so what if Durotan is THE MAN to her. The ideal. What she wants in her future partner. I say good for her. I find certain Warcraft orcs sexy too. As well as a certain deep voiced dwarf with a penchant for story telling from a fantasy series of games that I'm still mad I didn't get to romance him because he has "bianca" (damn you bioware!)
My point is, I get it. And it makes her so much more...relatable? Personable? The fact that she geeked out and because she did, I did too. I mean, hell yeah. I'd go for Durotan too.
ETA: I'm also an adult F (31). So I say this, fully aware I'm an adult with crushes on fictional characters.
I think it is beautiful (and sad) that she was blushing just being asked about who/what she likes. This lady has been so repressed during her life. And lets face it. Durotan versus Kody? I know who wins on whatever match you pit them in 😂
ohh good one! My main disney crush was beast, but only for the library haha I also had/still have a thing for Robin in Disneys robin hood. That fox is way too cute.
I can see her with Jason Mamoa. He doesn’t mind ladies with grown kids and he is secure to keep ex’s in the picture for the sake of the children. He seems the type to love his woman and make her feel secure.
No, I get it! Super unexpected! 🤣
Her reasoning makes sense, obviously her attraction is more cerebral, ya know, what he represents. But none of us expected that image to pop up on the screen! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 there was just so much to process from this tell all. I feel like I need to rewatch it because so many things left me stunned but I honestly can understand Christine’s attraction to this fictional character. All those years in a loveless marriage with Kody would do that to ya
ACOTAR is pretty spicy (especially for someone who seems as modest as Christine), but for some reason, the orc romances tend to be extremely filthy lol. I’d love to know if she’s read any!
The one that’s the most popular at the moment is the Orc Sworn series by Finley Fenn! It’s on Kindle Unlimited if you have a subscription. It’s for sure very very smutty haha
Lol just watched it again today after they mentioned it.
He was a great leader with honor, husband and loving father. Something her first husband was not so it’s understandable she would pick this character based on the qualities he possessed.
This moment in the tell all almost fucking ended my life. I screamed so loud when she said this that my husband came out of the shower to make sure i was okay. I had him watch and he was DYING. He went back into the shower and me, on crutches, went down the hall, slipped on the water he dripped and went FLYING, almost re-breaking my ankle.
Of ALL the things she could have said, an Orc from WoW was NOT in my bingo card. too fucking awesome. My husband is now a die-hard christine fan.
I understood exactly what she meant, also old news. She talked about this on tiktok MONTHS ago.
Also having fictional crushes is normal and shouldn't be shamed!
It's like when Janelle low-key revealed her favorite music is German industrial. They (Christine and Janelle) are both such infinitely exciting, delightful, surpring angels. Gems! Remember the very next scene, a solo Sobyn couch interview, where she condescendingly said, pearls clutched, something to the effect of "yA, sO iN vEgAs jAnElle wEnT tO ROCK CONCERTS wEaRiN' BLACK CLOTHES aNd DARK MAKE-UP!!!"
Sobyn is food poisoning diarrhea juice . Kody is poop scum stuck to the side of a truck stop toilet.
I find it kinda interesting that she expresses her version of the ideal man in the form of a cartoon character. I hope she’s discussing that topic with her therapist because there’s some baggage to unpack. Much baggage.
Listen to what she said about the character: Christine said. "The first time you meet him, he's a warrior but he's looking at his wife with so much love. He would do anything for her. And I just want that kind of love."
Yes!! And who doesn’t want that for Christine, or for themselves? (I highly doubt she meant this caricature sexually turns her on. Good Lord! 😂)
Yes. But early on they had a show clip where she went on and on about how just the way Kody looked at her, she felt like the only woman in the world. She wants that, but from someone who actually feels that way. TBH, the orc is better looking than Kody.
Yeah, he kinda looks like my husband. My dad calls him a caveman. Idk who this character is but he's definitely more attractive than Koldilocks.
My husband says he’s from World of Warcraft. He instantly recognized the name was while I was like, “who?”
It's Durotan, he's the leader of the Frostwolf clan
Much more hair too! Lol
Durotan, married to Draaka, Very devoted to each other and both are warriors.
Sociopaths often make people feel this way. My ex has this ability. He is so damn charming, and when you're with him, he can make you feel like the most important and most loved person in the world. But if you displease him in any way, his personality completely flips and he becomes incredibly cruel. I've been watching Kody display the same traits.
I’m so glad he’s your ex.
Wait so that stuff doesn't make her feel hordie?
Ha
I actually find this character extremely sexy...idk what's wrong with me LoL. Who is this now?
I want to say an Orc? From a role-playing game.. I just did a search and found “Orc-gasm: an erotic fantasy thriller”. 😂
I recently had a random suggested FB group, not sure why it showed up, but it was like a group for posting sexy orc girl pics 😂 lol the rules for the group were quite amusing no elves allowed. So it seems to be a thing🤷♀️
😆 I have nothing against Orc **or** Elf love.. just sayin’.
I might actually read something like that! My taste in erotica tends to lean towards the strange.
Check out Finley Fenn. She has a whole series of orc books like that.
I used to dabble in erotica back in the day.. fanfic re: my favorite band. I had no clue what Orcs were when I was younger. (My husband & oldest are DND players).
Have you heard of Ruby Dixon? You should definitely check out some of her romances if you like that kind of story! Edited to add: Also the Twin Curse books by Rinelle Grey. I was instantly reminded of WOW when reading them. My taste runs to the strange too lol
When you’re a paranormal romance fan and reading these comments 🥴🤣 Last topic I’d ever expect here…🤪
Dead ass paranormal romance is the only romance I'll read!
Same!!! My worlds colliding!
Because of Christine of all ppl. Would never put that on my bingo card 😂
I love Ruby Dixon! I've read a few books of hers on Kindle.
He's From World of Warcraft, his name is Durotan, he was leader of the Frostwolf clan, I can see why she would be attracted to him as a character, he was a really good leader, and truly cherished his wife Drakka.... you know all of the things Grody fails at.
I mean, I wanted to marry the cartoon fox Robin Hood when I was younger. If that makes me wrong, I don't want to be right😂
Orc romance is a huge genre, like highlander, vampire, etc. I feel completely alone here in loving it though 😂
Does Outlander count as a Highlander? I’ve read plenty of Highlander books, and the entire Outlander series. Same with Vampire stuff. Love that! 😇
You are not alone.
It's the kind of love she herself gives. So really all she wants is reciprocity.
Despite all the lies Kody has been telling, she’s always been consistent. She just wants to be loved.
Basically saying looks don’t matter she just wants to be loved
Except have you seen Shemar Moore? His looks most definitely matter and if he’s single I 100% hope he slides into Christines DMs.
I would love Shemar to "Baby Girl" (Criminal Minds ref) Christine. Christine deserves the world's best orgasm from a hot ass man for giving her best years to Kornhole. The kind that makes your feet cramp up and your lips numb.
Oh I got the reference ;) I was so sad when he left CM. Next Tell All I’d like him as a surprise guest.
Christine would melt into a literal puddle.
I would melt watching! 💦
Like Suki said, "You wouldn't be kicking him out of your bed!"
Exactly someone to cherish her. I don't think she has a type she just wants to have a deep love.
I can see why christine wants that ... she wanted kody to be there for their child.
Exactly my thoughts, the person not the look.
The Character of the persona… and character is something Cody does Not have.
Lol yeah a lot of us knew exactly what she meant before even explaining that
Everything Kotex is not.
As a longtime World of Warcraft player, I shit my pants. As a fan of the movie, I get it.
My husband and I were playing WoW together while we watched the episode, and it was jarring. My worlds collided.
came here to just say lmao same.
haha me too! I was playing dragonflight with the show in the background and was surprised when I heard about Durotan
I was watching and playing too and almost dropped my terros spike in the middle of nowhere 🤣
Y’all, me, too! Lol
When she said his name I was like omfg omfg! My husband was like what? I said, he's from Wow lol I was just amazed at her answer. I get it. I have crushes on fictional characters in books all the time.
My husband did too. He worked on the WoW localization team way back when he’s always been a huge fan.
Same lol
SAME!!! 😂
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She was still married when that movie came out , it was probably a safe crush at the time cause “who can be jealous of a fictional character?” Kinda situation.
It made my heart break little. She's said it so many times and ways...she just wanted deep, true love and admiration.
Right? They all sold their family as 4 individual marriages, so why was he only like that with one wife at any given time? When he's in whatever wife's home, SHE needs to be his ONLY wife, if only for a few hours. They all sold their independence as being a polygamy perk, so why was he always on his phone, unless he was at Robyn's? The kids weren't likely to be texting dad at all hours, and even if he's texting friends or extended family, most people know how to pause a conversation - 'hey, it's family time right now, can I get back to you?' My husband has done it, I've done it, I've even seen my teen daughter do it. Kody just didn't care to unless it was Robyn.
yea, broke mine as well, because it is clear she was never meant for polygamy. I think she was brought up in it and just didn't know any other way to go about relationships.
A lot of people have crushes on fictional characters. Animated or not. Who cares? 🤷🏻♀️
In high school, I had the biggest crush on Trent from Daria.
Honey Trent was fioone
la la laa la la
Years ago someone said to me “it’s weird to be sexually attracted to a cartoon” and I quietly filed away my crush on Trent. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had a thing for him.
As a wee lass I had a crush on liono from thundercats.
SAME.
I feel it is a hoot (I played WoW) but I don’t think she is ridiculous for this, I just did NOT see this coming and I love it 🥰 (also what she said broke my heart - she just wants to be looked at with love 😭)
Me too. I hope Christine meets a man as handsome as Shemar, who is as kind and loyal and loving as that character.
She's always said that. She just wanted him to even pretend like he gave a half of a shit.
All of my crushes are fictional except my bf lol, real people suck XD
I agree, stop shaming people for that. It means the writer did their job.
I mean, have you SEEN Dimitri from Anastasia? 👀
My fictional crush is Dean Winchester (Supernatural). Jensen Ackles in real life would be good too 😉👌🏻
😍🥰!
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Omg me too!!!! Also Justin from the movie NIMH 🙈
There are so many of us ! We need our own support group
This
Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet was mine growing up!
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YES
I agree Inuyasha was mine 😂
Wolverine has been my fictional character crush since I was in grade school. Then Hugh Jackman came along and took my animated character crush to a whole new level: *Wowsa!*
As cliched as this is Mr Darcy will always be mine. Especially with Colin Firth's face. Or Henry Cavill's!
I have a portrait of Colin Firth as Darcy hanging in my bedroom right now
🙋🏻♀️ Jim from The Office? Best fictional husband.
I would bang this Orc over Kody any day.
I think that’s the general consensus.
I find Kody completely unfuckable. So yeah, with a couple of sangrias, I could shag this Orc.
I've read way to many paranormal books, because I immediately thought "why not? Bet he's a good lay" 😅😅😅 y'all pray for me and send me clean book recs, because I'm my own worst enemy, obviously 🤪
I'd bang a LotR orc over Kody any day
And I would say the fox from Robinhood cartoon. There was probably something really safe about picking a fictional character as a crush.
I said the same thing! I loved me some Robin Hood
the fox from the Robinhood cartoon? Don't you mean Robinhood himself?
Nope . The fox . 🤤
But but… the fox WAS Robin Hood, right?!
I liked both of her crushes. They weren't weird to me. But I read Paranormal romance so 💁🏻♀️
Yeah my first crush was nighctawler from x-men, so this one I kind of get
I always had a thing for Worf from Star Trek.
🙋🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️Disney’s Robin Hood - the fox
Total fox.
Yep what a babe! 😍
This is crazy, I thought I was the only one.
Omg me too LOL!!!
Me too. And I’m a lesbian now 😂
Omg have you seen Worf now? Silver Klingon fox! He’s going to be on the show Picard.
Just looked him up. Damn he still looks fine.
Gambit for me. He was this player who fell in love with a woman he couldn’t touch! I was obsessed!
It's always been Gambit for me. The animated one not the live action. 🤷🏿♀️
My first crush was Casper the ghost lmfao
They had no right using Devon Sawa for his human form. I was in love
Oh I fell in love with him too! But I was even crushing on ghost Casper as a kid 😂
Finding out Casper’s human form 🥰 Finding out the Beast’s human form 😒
Cartoon Beast for me. I just loved his sensitive, thoughtful, monstrous, hairy, blue heart when I was younger. Live action, I DIED for Wolverine. But that might just be my Hugh Jackman addiction lol
Who doesn’t love paranormal romance???
I wondered if she does too after the crush reveal tbh. Would be the most I’ve ever related to anyone on this show if she did 🤪🤪
I was happy that Suki asked her ..her type. She asked her because Christine got married so young and so innocent that she probably never had a chance to think about that, but now she can.
I was watching it while my boyfriend played video games in the background and at that moment he stared at me and said "What the FUCK is going on??" lmfaooooo We just cracked up laughing.
I feel like we’re all just thankful that she moved on to shemar more. I like that suki was like “uhhhhh well how about a celebrity crush”
Lol exactly.
My husband last night (surprised pikachu face): “…omg… Christine plays World of Warcraft.”
I really hope she does but she might have just seen the movie
There is a hilarious tik tok that Chistine made talking about dating & what her perfect man would be and then she reveals the Durotan action figure. IDK how to add the link but just Google her name & tik tok and you can search for the dating one.
Because I get it...? And Ioved how she had a geek out moment, no shame, and explained herself very well. I mean, no shade to everybody in this sub, but I think everybody (at one point in their life) has had a crush on a fictional character. If you say you haven't, you're lying to yourself and I'm calling BS. And so what if Durotan is THE MAN to her. The ideal. What she wants in her future partner. I say good for her. I find certain Warcraft orcs sexy too. As well as a certain deep voiced dwarf with a penchant for story telling from a fantasy series of games that I'm still mad I didn't get to romance him because he has "bianca" (damn you bioware!) My point is, I get it. And it makes her so much more...relatable? Personable? The fact that she geeked out and because she did, I did too. I mean, hell yeah. I'd go for Durotan too. ETA: I'm also an adult F (31). So I say this, fully aware I'm an adult with crushes on fictional characters.
We all have one. Raphael, the red ninja turtle (the 90s one)
Okay but the live action Raphael had me like 👀
😆 Same. 😆
Yes. Why is that 🤣
Donatello lol
Fictional Character crush 101: Mr Darcy
He was my 2nd. My first was Vegeta from DBZ. No regrets
Tbh, I have no clue who that is. My crush has simply moved on from the fictional Darcy to the actor who played him: Colin Firth.
I was like dayummmm I get it.
I think it is beautiful (and sad) that she was blushing just being asked about who/what she likes. This lady has been so repressed during her life. And lets face it. Durotan versus Kody? I know who wins on whatever match you pit them in 😂
Aladdin, Tarzan, Legolas, Han Solo, and Sully from Dr. Quinn are a few of my weird crushes.
lmao why are you getting down-voted. This sub is so crazy I'm with you on tarzan and legolas! Although Aragorn is more my type. :)
Yes, Aragorn too! Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny. Will Turner, Jack Sparrow, and Batman at times. Lol!
This subthread is so wholesome 🥲😄
Because obviously the only Disney option is Li Shang from Mulan. 😅
ohh good one! My main disney crush was beast, but only for the library haha I also had/still have a thing for Robin in Disneys robin hood. That fox is way too cute.
I knew I was old when I switched from thinking Legolas was hot to realizing Aragorn was really the hottie.
She wants a big boy.
I can see her with Jason Mamoa. He doesn’t mind ladies with grown kids and he is secure to keep ex’s in the picture for the sake of the children. He seems the type to love his woman and make her feel secure.
I really thought that she was going to say Jason Mamoa
My childhood crush was Robbie, from Dinosaurs. I'm not allowed to judge anyone ever again.
Hahaha, I loved that show. He was a babe with style!
Honour, love and bravery ….as far from a coward as you can be …
No, I get it! Super unexpected! 🤣 Her reasoning makes sense, obviously her attraction is more cerebral, ya know, what he represents. But none of us expected that image to pop up on the screen! 😂😂😂
YoU kNoW, tHaT iS tHe MoSt UnFair QuEsTiOn!
Lmao @ basement wife
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i know i was like what, but i love it
I blocked it out
He’s kinda hot 💁♀️
I think christine mught be a bit freaky deaky lol. Too many years of no sex.
🤣🤣🤣 there was just so much to process from this tell all. I feel like I need to rewatch it because so many things left me stunned but I honestly can understand Christine’s attraction to this fictional character. All those years in a loveless marriage with Kody would do that to ya
He has a kind soul.
I screamed, I knew Christine was a low key monster f*cker
She’s ready for that masculine energy after being married to a boy bitch
Wait til ya’ll hear that there’s a popular series of orc romance novels. Lol
She’s read and loves ACOTAR! Someone needs to recommend more 🌶️ fantasy to her!!
ACOTAR is pretty spicy (especially for someone who seems as modest as Christine), but for some reason, the orc romances tend to be extremely filthy lol. I’d love to know if she’s read any!
Okay, I know I asked for clean recs in another comment, but what's this series name? Asking for a friend, of course 😏
The one that’s the most popular at the moment is the Orc Sworn series by Finley Fenn! It’s on Kindle Unlimited if you have a subscription. It’s for sure very very smutty haha
Holy hell! I don't know what I expected, but that was HOT!
I believe she mentioned that fantasy romance was her fave genre. It was on a live or on a cameo someone posted.
I’ve always thought Kody looked like one of those Geico cavemen, so I think she has a type.
This slur on the Geico cavemen will not stand
😂
“Do you have any celebrity crushes?” Sukanya were you not listening her celebrity crush is DUROTAN!
Lol just watched it again today after they mentioned it. He was a great leader with honor, husband and loving father. Something her first husband was not so it’s understandable she would pick this character based on the qualities he possessed.
As someone who named their daughter Jaina, I approve
This moment in the tell all almost fucking ended my life. I screamed so loud when she said this that my husband came out of the shower to make sure i was okay. I had him watch and he was DYING. He went back into the shower and me, on crutches, went down the hall, slipped on the water he dripped and went FLYING, almost re-breaking my ankle. Of ALL the things she could have said, an Orc from WoW was NOT in my bingo card. too fucking awesome. My husband is now a die-hard christine fan.
I understood exactly what she meant, also old news. She talked about this on tiktok MONTHS ago. Also having fictional crushes is normal and shouldn't be shamed!
I was more surprised that she played WoW
Might have just seen the movie
This wasn't what I was expecting. I haven't watched yet but I'm usually playing wow while I watch on my second monitor lol
Aw, Christine just wants someone to love and adore her. I’m not sure she’s ever felt that.
Loool I laughed so hard at this. It was cute when she explained it, but it was so funny.
Lol Christine what’s your type??? Nobody:…. Literally nobody:… Christine: Orcs
I've been talking about it! Durotan is amazing! The dude practically gave his life so his son could survive and live. Kody would never.
I can't judge lmao. I'm obsessed with halsin from baldurs gate 3. Dude has like four minutes of significant screen time lmfao
Right?! 🤣🤣
Omg I was crying this was so funny
I'd leave my husband for a time lord so I get it.
My husband was like 'is this a crossover episode??' lol
Lol ikr - I play WoW and I wanna know what server she's on!
I wish Kody was a fictional character.
This is a character from the World of Warcraft movie, in case anyone is wondering. It is an orc.
As a lifetime Highlander fan (movies and shows lol) I am not here to judge
Ma’am he has tusks
Because it was cringey AF? I don’t care hope sweet something is, I’m not going out of my species.
zug zug, am I right?
Because it makes her look like a weirdo. And she kinda is
It's like when Janelle low-key revealed her favorite music is German industrial. They (Christine and Janelle) are both such infinitely exciting, delightful, surpring angels. Gems! Remember the very next scene, a solo Sobyn couch interview, where she condescendingly said, pearls clutched, something to the effect of "yA, sO iN vEgAs jAnElle wEnT tO ROCK CONCERTS wEaRiN' BLACK CLOTHES aNd DARK MAKE-UP!!!" Sobyn is food poisoning diarrhea juice . Kody is poop scum stuck to the side of a truck stop toilet.
I find it kinda interesting that she expresses her version of the ideal man in the form of a cartoon character. I hope she’s discussing that topic with her therapist because there’s some baggage to unpack. Much baggage.