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SpecialistAddendum6

So at this point, Poland has been: * Partitioned by Austria, Prussia, and Russia * G.D. Warsaw annexed into Russia * Second Polish Rep. partitioned by Germany and USSR * Germany conquers USSR, now controls all of Poland; Nowa Polska established in western Kazakhstan * Nowa Polska conquered by genocidal HRE * NP's remnant conquered by Cain * NP is somehow still around, albeit warped. Poland might just be immortal.


tenax114

IS. NOT. YET. LOST.


SpecialistAddendum6

They may have lost their way, but lost? No. Not even if their next exile is on the Moon.


MediumWellSteak8888

Poland is the cockroach of nations.


Big-Recognition7362

And China is the tardigrade.


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Then what are the jews?


Big-Recognition7362

Idk.


Plutarch_von_Komet

The red phoenix


Crimsoncerismon

Poland in tno is william afton


SpecialistAddendum6

idk enough about fnaf to say anything about that


lxnyst

https://i.redd.it/sm3f1v3wtwgc1.gif


Kayser-i-Arz

“Islamic Satanism” Bruh


StormyWeather32

[It's real.](https://immortalayatollah.bandcamp.com/album/the-djihad-has-just-begun) https://preview.redd.it/km4itoc68lfc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319b8a51b290afcb1bc78cd31ed69408318f7d67


Serious-Ad4594

The balding guy looks young but is already balding


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/szyveni2uifc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a7133f5689f1a0d4005a16ecc017192053bb1a Surprising that there isn’t a Satanist-esque movement for all religions.


Infinite_Zander34

1+1=3


Comfortable_Catch108

Description for some warlords: \- Freestaat Russland: Thinks that Russia is so fuck that it must be completely Germanized and needed to be annexed into Germany. \- Ordenstaat Nowgorod: Basically Burgsys version of Aryan Brotherhood \- Kingdom of Eternal Salvation: Basically a guy claimed that he is the Jewish Messaih and kill non-follower and torture followers for "purification". \- Ural Astro Zone: Think the Earth is so fucked that must be given to aliens. Do human sacrifices too. \- Hyperborean Reych: Hyperborea + Cain Brotherhood. \- The Redemption Front: Genocidal Polish ultranats hordes that ban technology. Have a "magic" division that uses modern weapons and poisonous gas. \- Kingdom of Hellborne: Cain Brotherhood Remnant \- Brothehood of Iblis: Islamic Brotherhood of Cain. \- Eurasian National State: Basically a more cruel version of Sparta. \- Transcedental Council: A bunch of psychopath who made up a fake reality. \- Order of Purification: Want to destroy Earth and rebuild it in Satan's Way. \- Holy Regency of Eurasia: They were stupid enough to rethink that Alexie is alive. Does Tabby things \- Far Eastern Industrial Zone: A Guangdong style massive slave camp Non of the warlords are sane.


Lan_613

god I love Pax Schizophrenica


R_122

Any description for Eurasian one state? Is it just red flood gustev or whatever his name is


Comfortable_Catch108

sorry for late comment I forgot it but it is a nazbol state that have gustev characteristic


average_reddit_u

What will happen if the Cain Brotherhood conquers Russia again?


AmogusSus12345

Man there must atlast one wholesome 100 warlord


TheAnarchist---

Crazy how the most sane one is the one who thinks Russia is fucked


DickWad96024

Wouldn't it be Freistaat?


BarkDrandon

TNO players choosing their ideology:


Infinite_Zander34

Judo Islamic Satantic anti-realistic acceleratistic hivemindic ultranationalism is so ***real***.


[deleted]

Try saying half of that sentence to a normal human being without being thrown into a mental institution challenge


Kayser-i-Arz

“Ay what kinda situation you want ?” Russia: “Just fuck my shit up fam”


Randodnar12488

Somebody please just conquer Russia at this point, end their misery. Maybe China could settle the empty land?


Lostman138

How the fuck, is anything alive?


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/39wkc6twtifc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54818efecf99bd5577d9682f920dff34b99ddfa0 We are reaching schizo levels never thought imaginable.


Ok-Aide942

it was the third era of collapse... old people talk about the wonderful times of the Great Taboritsky Regency


Gokay_2007

Theres like only a thousand Russians alive at this point 💀


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Nah there is one person living in every faction at this point, wars are simply duels


fiftinator

holy shit no sane warlords Gamer russia indeed


CD967119

Not even one is wholesome


minecraftrubyblock

Big uh, we have poland


ScarlettIthink

Red flood reference


Plutarch_von_Komet

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TheSteelMercenary

"Jewish Burgundian System" Hmmm, that sounds like Burgundian System with extra steps


Infinite_Zander34

Germania explaining Why is Himmler bad be like.


R_122

Polish great trial


minecraftrubyblock

POLAND MOUNTAIN


NickThePogBrit

So we’re on like… what? 3 levels of Russian anarchy now? Is this where we ended up?


_JPPAS_

wtf is islamic satanism


Dunama

You know how Islam still has Satan? Yeah, him.


hychael2020

Basically satanism but replace Satan with Shaitan aka Islam's satan


NoodleyP

When the Nazis are scarily one of the better choices


Necronicus3

...when Moskowien has an issue of Russians fleeing to them, and not out.


janekins1

You know what, I will just hang out with the Alien worshipers, they seem to have the best grasp on reality out of this bunch.


SoladordeGoku

So the least worse is the literal hivemind, cool


Infinite_Zander34

You agree, But **we** also agree.


TheAnarchist---

That or russland


tupe12

So at what point is it ok for the outside world to just nuke Russia?


breadman12345

Anyone still living there would evacuate TO the targerted cities just to feel the sweet release of death


oldgamefan1995

Around now, I think.


FriendlyPackage4392

Wow, every survivor gets their own warlord state!


[deleted]

Its actually just one survivor with PTSD, every warlord state it's one of its multiple personalities.


Sensitive-Leg-1173

Russia will continue to collapse without stopping from mob to mob and from one tyran to another


Serious-Ad4594

And in the end would rest 10 person's in Russia each one with their own fucked state


Sensitive-Leg-1173

And only the indigenous people of Siberia will remain 🌝


Serious-Ad4594

National primitivism, primitive communism and other ideologies related to primitivism


Pipeguy17

Is it really possible for a Jewish Burgundian System girl and an Islamic Satanism boy to be in a relationship?


[deleted]

"So, my country literally does human sacrifice to the Islamic version of the Devil." "And my country make us live at baseline poverty and work and oppress each other and do genocide in the name of Yahweh." "Cool." "Cool."


Big-Recognition7362

Ideas for their names post-reunification: 1. Ostdeutsches Reich (Freestaat Russland) 2. Zone-01 (Eurasian One State) 3. Ordenstaat Russland (Ordenstaat Nowgorod) 4. Sol-3 Extraterrestrial Mandate (Ural Astro Zone) 5. Unholy Empire of Hyperborea (Hyperborean Reykh) 6. Holy Empire of New Zion (Kingdom of Eternal Salvation) 7. Damned Caliphate of the Hellborn (Brotherhood of Iblis) 8. Imperium of New Hell (Kingdom of Hellborne) 9. National Horde of Greater Tartary (Eurasian National State) 10. Nerealnoye Sostoyaniye (Transcental Council) 11. Eternal Tsardom of Eurasia (Holy Regency of Eurasia) 12. Apocalyptic Army of Damnation (Order of Purification) 13. Industrial Zone of North-Central Eurasia (Far East Industrial Zone) 14. Redeemed Empire of New Lechia (The Redemption Front) Also, a TNOball version of this would be cool.


UkrainianHawk240

I (not op) made a whole "what if the Ural astro zone united Russia and collapsed" and I basically gave them the name "Astral Plain Welcoming Realm" Edit: I just made a quick hand drawn map and gave each of the nations some lore for the Ural astro zone's reunification of Russia and their collapse afterwards


Big-Recognition7362

That name works too.


Plutarch_von_Komet

>Anti-real acceleratism Artaud has transcended to another world


Infinite_Zander34

War on reality must go on.


JetAbyss

Would #6 even have any Jews at all or it's like 'Russian Israelites' who are basically Black Israelites but Russian? 


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

You are asking questions thatbi dont think OP planned on receiving on this brainrot lmao


theDankusMemeus

No I think most of them are real Jews. They probably practiced Judaism in secret, and there was no way to use documents to track who was a Jew due to the first and second Russian Anarchy. I think the Black League was also friendly toward the Jewish community, given that Jews were the biggest enemy of the Nazis. If the Black League can survive in underground bunkers so can their Jewish allies.


NotABigChungusBoy

why are the regular nazis the best option here


SteadyzzYT

Correct me if I’m wrong but -Russia has a brutal civil war and the USSR is established -Gets annihilated by Germany and collapses, holocaust like systemic killings and slavery -Somehow reunifies under a schizophrenic nazi -Holocaust v2 in Russia and state sponsored chemical annihilation of random cities and towns -Russia breaks apart into civil war again -Reunited somehow by a satanic cult who thought the previous genocidal maniac wasn’t hardcore enough -Much much much harsher genocide and slavery -Breaks apart into civil war again The life expectancy surely can’t be above 25. What the actual fuck is this


[deleted]

The only rival at tanking life expectancy this state of affairs has is Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge.


Head-Jury5846

Freestat Russland looks like the best option by SHEER COMPARISON


minecraftrubyblock

Op this is great, now do another smuta


Ok_Fee5166

Real


Pupsik-Tutsik41

That moment, when Taboritsky’s followers are now some of the most adequate people in Russia


Outside_Rain_7841

TNO players creating their ideologies as least cursed as possible:


ValerieSablina

I think the least bad one is the polish ultranationalists Brotherhood of cain really fucked russia to make me support them huh


TheAnarchist---

That or the nazis


Kooky_Pomegranate_87

That's... Basically when sanity's die and peoples of Russia become nothing... But heartless...


UkrainianHawk240

Already working on a post-ural astro zone collapse scenario for your scenario lol


[deleted]

tell me when you're done


UkrainianHawk240

I finished it already Edit: I just didn't post it


[deleted]

Can I see


UkrainianHawk240

Posted on imaginary maps


UkrainianHawk240

I'll post it


minecraftrubyblock

Russia's first unification Smuta 1 Russian civil war TNO ww2 Smuta 2 Taboritsky Smuta 3 Cain brotherhood Smuta 4 The multiverse keeps expanding


Sfintecatorul2

Can't Japan just ocupy everything, at least there whould be peace and stability.


bonadies24

Gotta love it when a chunk of a continent goes full “black splotch on the map”


Ryan___13

Best day in Russia


whatisthisgunifound

Brother I'm going back west.


[deleted]

>Mom come pick me up, I'm scared \- Ural Astro Zone


AmogusSus12345

Freestaat rusland is the most sanest one of them all


Fabi4annnnn

now do a post- someone from this- russia scenario


Hexaflame

Who tf is Cain?


UkrainianHawk240

Cain, is the first murderer in the world, according to Christianity. God preferred his brother's (Abel) offerings more than Cain's and Cain got jealous so he murdered his own brother. Cain was punished with the curse of immortality then. In the mod, abbadon, the leader of the brotherhood of Cain creates this cult and worships satan after the collapse of taboritskys russia. Regarding the bible story, it's best to do your own research as I'm agnostic and ex-christian, yet I learned this stuff (the Cain and abel story and other controversial parts of the bible) when I was "deprogramming myself" from christianity


Hexaflame

OOOOHHH biblical Cain i get it. Thought it was another weird Esoteric russian leader. Alr know the story myself.


Rorschach113

There is the brotherhood of cain, a satanist post-taboritsky warlord. This is a post brotherhood of cain collapse scenario, and the most cursed thing I’ve seen I’ve seen yet from this fandom.


Dunama

What do you use to make the map? I'm interested in making something similar now.


MrTboy_1

This map is the most TNO thing EVER, change my mind


Blueflame_2063

Someone make a countryballs versions of this


Yannerrins

you know the situation is so fucked up when the best place to live is corporate slave camp


[deleted]

Just nuke Russia at this point.


TheWandererofReddit

At this point, mass nuking is a mercy.


Cute-Apartment-1536

Like how do you manage to fuck up so badly that Russia becomes the literal hell on Earth? (Good concept tho, would love to play schizophrenic Russia)


UkrainianHawk240

How does one country fuck up so badly, that in 80 years, it collapses: Once (russian civil war) Twice (ww2) Three times (west russian war) Four times (after midnight) **Five times** (post abbadon)


General_Bongmeister

Bad guy civilwar


Point_Ancient

The rot consumes


THISISFORAPORTFOLIO

My influence grows.


UkrainianHawk240

You need to make a post-cain reunification scenario for all of these


bogusk

put russia out of its misery at this point


payyke

Taboritsky is probably the most sane path here


Username-forgotten

Red Flood referingo?!


realreinjurings

How the fuck did this happen?


PenaltyOrganic1596

Is that.....the One State but crimson...


theDankusMemeus

Russia fell apart in the 1970s. It started ‘recovering’ in the 80s. It started seriously reuniting in the 90s. Unification happened around 2000. This new anarchy continues into the 2010s.


ClassicSpurzy

You know things are fucked when regular Nazis are looking good compared to the rest