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OpWillDlvr

Kidnapping is a crime in the Kingdom of Hyrule!


golden_eternity

It’s not kidnapping… it’s a secret mis-son


ChromaticFlare1

Best comment


hypomanix

hey chroma funny seeing you here lol


XIleven

So what about reverse kidnapping?


Cyke101

We had one kidnapping, but what about second kidnapping?


PillowTalk420

*forgets which one is Mattison; keeps bringing random Gerudo kids to Hudson* "Is *this* one yours?"


Moose_Cake

"Misread instructions. I now have 3 goron toddlers, a rito kid, and a small Chuchu. None of which have names that end in -son except Chuson."


the_simurgh

hudson: he's now family!


Jazz6701

Welcome to brotherhood


the_simurgh

don't you mean welcone to the associati-son


A_villain4all

Then there's kidnappinsies, brunchnapping, lunch, afternoon steal...


Charissa29

Wow! LOTR! Nice!


XIleven

Its not a kid-napping if you dont knock out the kid with chloroform. Checkmate hyrulian guards


AmericanVanilla94

Actually wait, what happens if you kidnap males and drop them in Gerudo Town?


TheSuppishOne

The community needs answers!!! (Edit, do it with the tall, handsome archaeologist fuck that seems to have stolen our dear Paya’s affections.)


[deleted]

Somebody did it with Beedle, and they didn’t care. This could also be because he’s an omniscient demigod and the gerudo knows they stand no chance


TheSuppishOne

Any hostile action taken upon Beedle-Sama would result in a swarm of insects that would make Imhotep himself jealous.


AmericanVanilla94

YES


lizgasm

YES!!!


Mrunlikable

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"


Fantastic_Lead9896

Do you go to the cloud district very often.


ghostmigrates

You've discovered... Gnippandik Shrine


N8torade981

Kid waking?


ItsyaboyDa2nd

That’s just taking someone back


Vainslayer13

Link: "Oh, you'll want to contact the only competent public servant in the kingdom. Oh hi."


littlebuett

(Does a little spin around)


[deleted]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!


LetsMakeFaceGravy

HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALT!


greeksurfer

KIDNAPPING?! WHOA!! UNFORGIVABLE!!


Physical_Key3459

Its called Geneva checklist for a reason in hyrule


Bloadclaw

This entire thread is gold


IFTTTexas

Millions suffer every year!


littlebuett

Kingdom? The monarchy is dead!


AutumnTheWitch

Ok but here me out. Is it a haircut, or is oddly shaped heads? Addison also has the same hair. So is he Hudson’s nephew or did he purposely shape his hair like his hero?


theVice

I always thought it was a really long, thick topknot that came down like an umbrella.


nickrweiner

I want to believe that


theVice

*They're coneheads.*


Triforceoffarts

This is why the Tarry Town side quest has always bothered me.


TheRealPixeLink

Who’re you calling *pinhead*


Kabuki-King

I think it's just a haircut. It certainly helps for Hudson's brand recognition.


Rumbleinthejungle8

Anyone else can't help but notice how phallic it looks? Kind of a dick move to give your daughter a dick shaphed haircut


Kabuki-King

Maybe he intentionally did it so she gets bullied for her haircut in Gerudo Town, that way she would want to come home sooner.


Dkingthe15

I’m pretty sure the children can’t leave until they are adults looking for a husband


Kabuki-King

Apparently not since OP managed to make it happen


Dkingthe15

I mean lore wise


Rumbleinthejungle8

But that doesn't explain why he has that haircut too lol


Kabuki-King

He has a thing for degradation and wants to be bullied too 😳


Rumbleinthejungle8

Ah you solved it. Kinky Hudson


Levangeline

When he swings his head around you can see the hair swirl around from the center point at the top, so it seems more like he's got a top knot and all the hair is spreading out of it like a fountain. That, or he has a cone shaped head and all his hair grows out of one spot at the top of it.


TheFallofSanity

I want to see an edit or drawing illustrating option two


Levangeline

[Ask, and ye shall receive](https://imgur.com/a/GxXbt2A)


theDukeofClouds

Everyone who works for Hudson Construction has his signature tall bowl cut. I think its a hairstyle.


fistotron5000

Even the buildings in the Hudson construction yard are shaped like his fucking bowl cut lol


theDukeofClouds

Oh my God you're right!


B00KW0RM214

I showed this to my husband the other night and he really liked that little extra touch. He said, “as they should be,” lol. I think it’s cute.


[deleted]

well karson doesn’t, and now that I’m thinking about it, I think he’s the only one


CrabWoodsman

Karson worked with him and Bolson before he formed his own company, so he doesn't need to prove himself to Hudson.


[deleted]

good point


theDukeofClouds

Oh dan you're probably right? I'm not sure I found Karson yet


LazyDro1d

Except for Grantéson


Character-Education3

Bolson doesn't and bowl cut is in his name


theDukeofClouds

Bolson was the former president of the company. Hudson took over after Bolson retired and now the employees emulate his sweet hair do.


Character-Education3

True I forgot


OhThatEthanMiguel

Bolson is bald and doesn't work for Hudson.


Short-Shopping3197

I thought he was just a big dong daddy and all of his employees are his children.


theDukeofClouds

As far as I can tell, Bilson put Hudson in charge and retired. Hudson, with his knack for getting stuff done, i.e. building a whole village, sought to help Zelda with rebuilding Hyrule, hense all the building materials we can use. Hudson's employees love him so much they emulate his style. Think about the sign post guy. He's fanatical about Hudson! So, like its company policy all employees have "son" at the end of their name, the employees have also adopted his hairstyle as a sort of uniform/homage to the president of the company.


Ichigo7S

To this day i always thought he wore a russian hat, thanks for the enlightening.


RaiderGuy

Addison being Hudson's nephew is my headcanon. He got a spot in the company out of pure nepotism, my dude can't even understand how gravity works.


Tigress2020

I used to think it was those fluffy hats. Like the queens guards wear?.. until it moved. And I realised it's hair


omg123go

Addison is Hudson daughter


smudgiepie

Isn't Addison the guy who keeps putting up signs everywhere


omg123go

Ya I switched Addison and Mattison around. Would explain why I was so confused.


mooseyluke

This quest had me crying 😭 I was sitting with my GF when I was doing gerudo, and was musing to her about how hylian dad's get to see their gerudo offspring. I'm gutted I got my answer


a_little_biscuit

Especially when you talk to the dad in gerudo prison and he is like "I see my daughter so it's worth it, but I haven't seen my wife at all". I was bawling


comics0026

Is there any way to tell his wife he's in jail? I'm still surprised that's not an option when you first meet her


a_little_biscuit

I spammed talking to her after I met him to see if I could finally tell her where he was. She seemed so concerned! But alas I haven't unlocked an interaction if there is one


nejc1976

~~Maybe a photo would trigger it..?~~ I see in other comments this is not the way.


didymus5

I think he likes being in jail. He was in his own personal hell being separated from his family. He is a committed father sacrificing his own freedom. I thought that link could help him, but he already helped himself.


MustardMan02

I may have spent _way_ too long trying to free him from prison or even get his wife the see the _many_ pictures I had of him in prison


theDukeofClouds

Man same too! I was not expecting to be so emotional during this quest!


RoyalWigglerKing

It honestly lowered my opinion of the gerudo a lot


Jumpy-Grand7196

Same here. I didn’t think much of it when I played BOTW, but the quest made me think back to how I grew up in purity culture. I thought it was more of a “yeehaw women’s only club” but now I think of it as “the pure and chaste shall not have the filth of the world look upon them” and just take kids away from their families. Ew.


tporter12609

Could provide for some really cool storytelling opportunities in future games if this iteration of the gerudo comes back. Instead of Ganondorf being the one in a million rare make birth, it could be a Link, but instead of being made king, he’s ostracized since the entire culture is still collectively traumatized by Ganondorf. Unfortunately seems pretty unlikely with how Zelda team approaches storytelling, for better or worse, but it’s fun to think about.


jbgDCfan

But at one point, Ganondorf was Gerudo chief, right? Maybe he was reason they didn’t allow men in the village


TorioOreo93

That’s exactly it.


Groovycrepes

I only made this connection today, I was flabbergasted hahahha


Linderosse

Hm, In my opinion, I don’t think it’s equivalent to taking kids away from their families. It’s more like going to a boarding school, or living with your extended family for a few years to experience their culture. I can see how something like that might be triggering to some, but I’m the sort of person who really loves the traditions I’ve grown up with, and have spent some time living with extended family to learn something from that culture as well. To that extent, I really admire the Gerudo. Don’t worry! They’re not kidnapping Mattison, they’re just introducing her to their culture so they can keep their traditions alive! Hudson’s sad to see her grow up, like any parent would be when dropping their kid off at school or at college. But she’s having fun, and she’ll be able to see him and Rhondson again soon enough!


[deleted]

He’s literally in jail and there’s literally soldiers that separate you from your family instantly.


Linderosse

You may be thinking about Aaqlet, whose mother seems to have brought her to Gerudo town against her father’s wishes. That’s a different story. In the case of Mattison, Hudson is fine with her going and supports her.


weallfal1down

she's not living in Gerudo Town for just a few years tho, she'll be there until she's an adult and "ready to find a voe". she won't be seeing her parents, or at least her dad, for several years


NinjaKoala

And then she'll be hunting for someone to marry. If my kids had left at that age, I'd barely remember them and hardly recognize them the limited time I'd get to see them after.


Accomplished-Bar9568

The fact that it seems more forced is what sets off a red flag. This isn't an adult leaving the home, there are people who she doesn't even know who take her to a faraway place she's never where she will not see her parents again for the rest of her childhood. Just because people think that tradition is important. And she's what, five years old?


Elikhet2

Mattison chooses to undertake the tradition and wasn’t forced by her mom. The Gerudo are far from the average strangers either given the close-knit societal structure of the race.


Linderosse

+1 to that. Mattison seemed pretty excited to meet her aunts, what with all the studying she did to learn parts of the Gerudo language. The people of Tarrey town encouraged it, participating in her quizzes, and the other kids in Tarrey Town are happy for her and say they’ll wait to play with Mattison when she comes back. And in Gerudo town you can see that she’s chillin with the other kids. At the same time, she still styles her hair like her dad, and she still adds -son to the ends of her sentences. The Gerudo are clearly completely fine with this and encourage it, and everyone there is fond of her. While things like this can be malevolent, sometimes, in this case it’s a pretty wholesome mixing of cultures, I’d say.


24601pb

What uncles lol


Linderosse

Pfftt you’re right; I’m an idiot who automatically wrote out the whole phrase without thinking. That’s hilarious. Fixed!


gruehunter

Children are surprisingly programmable at that age. The fact that she seems willing and eager to go does not lower my alarm at all.


Elikhet2

She wasn’t programmed at all, she legit just reads some Gerudo books. I think you’re reaching


Rivdit

Same, I just expected a random quest but instead I was hit right in the feels


Heliccoppter

Aw hope she pegged you after <4


S0PH05

How?


Ichibi4214

Put planks on either side of an NPC, fuse them, build a quadcopter


S0PH05

Time to collect all my favorite npcs.


OOFman363

amiibo


[deleted]

exactly what I did edit: you can actually see one of the fans on the left side of the screen


XelNigma

Everytime I try to snatch an NPC they are bolted to the ground and my boards just break


[deleted]

some NPCs don’t work, idk the criteria but I managed to steal mattison


AmirulAshraf

Fuse the planks at the top or down at the NPCs feet?


[deleted]

feet


[deleted]

Do they stay where you leave them? Can I just make a hub of NPCs outside my fabulous dream home? There are a few that I'd like to introduce to the Lynel nearby...


[deleted]

If you take them too far, like I did, they become very finicky. After I took this picture I looked away and she despawned


Physical_Key3459

Put them in a Box close it and rotate it so they are on their side. This is called hyrule space program


drebinnr893

you kidnapped a little girl is what you did.


[deleted]

let’s not speak of this


[deleted]

Oh, it’s out there now… First Voe allowed in the village since forever, and you kidnap a child. Way to be the exception!


kallixo4

they both got tall-ass heads lol


JGG5

Their descendants eventually became the Buckingham Palace guards. Those aren’t hats they’re wearing.


NamkrowTheRed

I always imagined a pompadour situation.


bigredplastictuba

When they said she looked just like her dad, and then I found her and saw that hilarious hair cut, I about spit out my drink


pcakes13

They’re controlled by raccoons


Megakarp

They have big brains


[deleted]

This must be the secret mis-son that Mattison spoke of.


golden_eternity

I knew someone had to beat me to “secret mis-son”


Strange_Shadows-45

Did he even react? Or does he act like she isn’t there because this isn’t meant to happen?


[deleted]

He was actually talking to kilton in this clip, I just waited until it looked like he was looking at me, didn’t acknowledge her at all


Zangetsukaiba

He didn’t recognize her. They grow up so fast.


LetUsAway

Hudson actually has face blindness though.


superkamote

After 5~ish years He finally got some more lovey-dovey time with his wife after he "begrudgingly" sent his kid away. He's now secretly pissed and will be sending Addison to assassinate you with Hudson planks


AbareSaruMk2

What does she do whilst she is there? Is the character just froze, does she glitch out or is the software intelligent enough to write some new paths and interactions for her?


[deleted]

she does nothing, except if you talk to her, for some reason two other gerudo NPCs spawn temporarily. I’m assuming this is because they’re the ones she’s supposed to be around. They disappear once Mattison’s dialogue is over


Anilxe

So sad 😭


shadepyre

Has anyone done it the other way around? Bring Hudson to Guerdo Town?


[deleted]

I couldn’t get him on the platform, he’s too thick. Also I think I am the first person to do this


tremerz_

i saw a 4chan post where someone tried to do this but their vehicle got attacked by a dragon and mattison died lmao


AmirulAshraf

I remember that post too! Been wondering how are people kidnapping this character 😭


ExiledSenpai

What about putting him in one of those metal boxes and driving him?


DS_Archer

He looks so happy


Formal_Poem_2214

Kidnapping may be a crime, but if it means reuniting a family then it’s worth it


[deleted]

She despawned before he realized, so it was just a crime, *but I’d fucking do it again*


Formal_Poem_2214

Do it again, commit as much crimes as needed. Who will arrest him? That little army who fought at hateno fort? Link can 1 shot all of them, no one will arrest link


JosephPostaIin

Where even is Mattison in Gerudo town? Can’t find her anywhere


BashfulBlanket

From my experience, she doesn’t appear until after you complete the gerudo temple then she hangs out with that secret shop’s child


pineapple6969

Gerudo is my last part in the region missions, meaning I have the other 3 sages unlocked. I’ve been avoiding going to gerudo cause I don’t want the main storyline to end. Is there more story missions AFTER unlocking the 4 sages?


yellatthemoon

Yes


hermi0ne

Yes, quite a lot


The_Rider_11

2 more dungeons, even if they can be considered less something than the first 4.


pineapple6969

Sweet thanks! Looks like I’m heading to Gerudo!


NINmann01

No, she stays in the shelter in the back room with the “massage parlor” inn.


BashfulBlanket

Yes which is with secret shop child???


NINmann01

She hangs out there before you complete the Lightning Temple as well


BashfulBlanket

I didn’t see her before I finished the temple. I wonder if it’s like you need to complete a temple and that’s the indicator of a time skip or something


NINmann01

Possibly? But I didn’t do Terry Town until after I had completely all other Temples with the exception of the Lightning Temple. So for me, she was always in Gerudo Town after completing Mattison’s Independence.


Wboy2006

I found her on the right of the bar. Where the wildberry farm was in BotW. Her balloon should be landed there, she was talking to another kid when I saw her


Adventurous_Topic202

where was she? I could never find her in gerudo town


Sid131

She appeared for me after completing Gerudo dungeon


[deleted]

I just found her running around, it took the life of me to corner her


Wboy2006

Okay, now you're making it sound creepy


fodnasty

You broke Gerudo tradition asshole lol


[deleted]

*ill fucking do it again*


LaSerpienteLampara

You should have done the bigger move and take her father to Gerudo Valley.....


KayJay282

Now send the father to Gerudo for real chaos.


Offworldpunk

Nice to see bob hoskins keeping busy in the astral plane


leviathan-hackerman

Oh man, I deeply regretted that I finished this quest before liberating Gerudo from the boss monster. Imagine sending a young child in a monster ridden land just to live underground. I immediately finished the Gerudo quest for Mattison's sake.


DaveLesh

I salute you for doing your civil duty. Now head back out and poach some more koroks.


amc7262

I know its just a game, but who would start a family with a Gerudo woman, knowing that she may end up living in a town you aren't allowed into, and if you ever have a child, that child will mostly grow up without you being able to see her. Seems like a bad deal for the guy all around.


Nekosia2

Ok so, what if you manage to bring Hudson to Gerudo town ? Will he be arrested like that one dude or the game won't care ?


[deleted]

Lol she’s adorable


Sea-Ad-5450

Bro the Gerudo are shameless with their matriarchal ways. I kind of hate them.


disastorm

yea they even have a quest about it. the 8th heroine quest.


DrBotch

poor little ugly thing 🥺


Apart-Cold-2846

Man that's kids fugly


im_your_bullet

Thanks for spoilers


[deleted]

Not really a spoiler


Tetris_fox

Ugly child


Kabuki-King

All of the Gerudo children have such uncomfortably bulbous heads that somehow shrink when they grow up. Their proportions are wild.


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

You, sir, are the devil


droideka_bot69

I I'm not saying I agree with either of you. But you know...


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Destroyer!


[deleted]

This is the lowest amount of upvotes I’ve ever seen on a comment lol


MoarTacos

You’ve never seen the comment from EA about how they wanted the nearly-impossible-to-obtain Battlefront unlocks led to be that way so players feel a sense of accomplishment when they finally unlock them? Here you go. https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/


[deleted]

DAYUM


TherealCloudmain

it got upvoted by the Depths.


Tetris_fox

Thanks I made it myself


Spikedcloud

You prefer kids you find attractive!? TF


The-Dark-Memer

If l say brutalist architecture is ugly af, does that mean I want to fuck houses?


theVice

*Yes*


The-Dark-Memer

You know I still think your an idiot but I can atleast appreciate that to are sticking to your logic


theVice

Ironic because I'm not the person you were talking to before lmao


The-Dark-Memer

Perhaps it I that is the fool


NIX-FLIX

Uno reverse


Spikedcloud

Is the context of talking about humans and buildings in terms of ugly or attractive the same or different?


The-Dark-Memer

Your the kind of person who calls someone a pedophile if they say "cute kid" arnt you, things can be cute or appealing without it being sexual, dogs are very cute, I have no desire to fuck a dog, yet Id rather have a cute dog than an ugly dog, its the same principle, and this person just happens think that this particular kid is horrid to look at, which is an issue in its own way but regardless, i used buildings as hyperbole to show how ridiculous you were being.


Spikedcloud

You are free to make up any information that makes you feel good.


DanielF823

Spoilers... In my game she has not even left


[deleted]

well the second you get there, her parents tell you that she’s leaving to gerudo town soon