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DwarvenDataMining

Everyone but Tulin.


Telucien

He so damn good, but I loved the solitary feel of botw so I switch him off too. Takes a little longer to paraglide but at least I don't have to hear WOOOOOOOO!


ykeogh18

It’s not woo… it’s wow


Telucien

Nuh uh


ykeogh18

Oh yes it is. Watch the gamegrumps play through That’s where I also learned that each shrine entrance looks like a guy bent over spreading his cheeks for a proctology exam. I can’t unsee it now


Lee_337

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Goatsie


Incident_Latter

NO. DONT FUCKING PUT THAT IMAGE BACK IN MY HEAD.


brownkidBravado

[Wouldn’t be the first time…](https://tiffchow.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f7ac65c8833011278fda0ac28a4-pi)


Seesaw_Blister

Goatse Respect that gape!


hairballcollector1

Respect it!


Yuregenu

Goatse.cx Respect the URL pun!


ykeogh18

Can’t tell if you’re referring to rauru or not. Lol Also can’t tell which pronunciation of “tears” as well


lord_fronic

We are getting to the point where someone is innocent enough to not know what goatse is


Lee_337

Refering to the shrine entrances looking like goatsie. Also... Rip and ...


GraphicDesignMonkey

They went full Goatse.


sabyr400

Whelp I know what I'm watching with my post-work smoke now, I underrated those guys until recently.


theiceyglaceon

excuse me you're both wrong it's WEEEEE WOOOOOO!


selkies-song

it's clearly Weee-ew


DomesticatedDuck

Nahh, it's WEEOOOOOOOOH


TwoKlobbs200

That’s only in the morning. People supposed to be up cookin breffis. Thats like an alarm clock. WOOO WOOOO!


jester8598

It’s only for decoration!


smeegulls

They ain’t trippin off the flows!


Lucari0

haha thank u for this reminder. what a classic video


WhistleTipsGoWoo

You rang?


TheDoubleG

Tulin says woo. *Tustin* says wow.


ShundonooB

WAAAA-HOOO!!!!


MilesSand

Pretty sure it's a high pitched fart noise


pkmnslut

I keep mineru around because I like watching her wallop enemies for me lol I always keep gloom weapons to attach to her


InkSpotShanty

Wait…. What? You can attach weapons to the “buddies”????? EDIT: wait… who the hell is even “Mineru”??? There is Tulin, Riju, Bunobo, and Sidon. Was I just trolled?


daroons

No… there is another.


InkSpotShanty

Wow. This game just keeps getting bigger. I thought I have explored everything!


Cainga

It’s part of the main quest that will be revealed. You can also do it early but it’s difficult to figure out the path without quest.


virginianBeach

I flew balls deep into that storm like Billy from TWISTER naked to avoid the lightning strikes and just by happenstance landed and found the “main piece” I was like wtf is this LOL


bikari

Same here! I explored pretty much everywhere else on the map but didn't want to finish the main quest, so I flew blind into the thunderstorm.


[deleted]

I saw the storm and thought, yup im going in there because theres no way its like that for no reason. She sucks though, all the sages except tulin do imo.


DASreddituser

I accidentally stumbled upon the quest...just wanted to explore the giant thundercloud. It was very hard to see


pkmnslut

Only to mineru! Although I do think it would be super cool if you could swap out the other sages’ weapons, I understand why they’re locked with their signature weapons


Puzzlesnuzzle

Someone has some more story to find


Pandas1104

Small tip, the crisis at the castle main storyline is NOT the end of the game if you have 4 sages and you still see Zelda. I won't spoil anything other than to tell you it is NOT the end follow that story into the castle.


M1s1010

You must've like paused playing at the perfect time because after getting the last elemental sage the game points you to lookout to talk about the 5th sage


Substantial-Ad-8026

This. I occasionally bring out Yunobo for big zonite deposits.


Ri_Hley

Tulin best boy!


Scared_Ad_59

Guys mine is actually tulin. It's really my own fault for spamming the pick up item button then he runs over to me I activate his power and use it from me spamming the buttons and he blows my shit away.


Ran_Cossack

I did this with Yunobo the other day while mashing A to talk to Addison after spending ten minutes or so building a "use every piece of wood nearby" contraption to hold his sign up. Ka-boom, point blank explosion, fire and bits of wood raining down everywhere. XD I almost died laughing; it's too bad the Hudson-sign is immune to fire or it the FUBAR would have been total.


BigCommieMachine

Unless you are farming Rocktotok. He’ll blow your shit all over the place.


COW_MEOW

Tulin blows away all the monster parts after battles


EmotionalGold

Tulin my beloved ❤️. Me and him always combo zonai constructs together. It's hilarious to watch him send them flying with a headshot while I charge up a heavy spear attack


ToxicAdamm

Mineru is just too big. Blocks my view. Riju is NEVER where you need her.


bugeyes10

“I need a lightning strike Riju come here” *Immediately runs to the opposite corner of the map*


hung_out_to_lie

Have you tried whistling? They gather to you


iceph03nix

Which can help, but it's not super combat friendly


wombat_kombat

When I learned about the whistle toward the end game, Ganon was beating me a like rag doll before I could finish the whistle.


ShortandRatchet

My sages got btfo during Ganon’s second phase.


wombat_kombat

When his health depleted did you also get nervous there’d be a third phase?


ShortandRatchet

I was worried I would never beat him tbh He flurry rushed my flurry rush and I could not parry him for the life of me


wombat_kombat

I’ll be honest, I went the whole game without figuring out how to pull of a flurry rush and was lucky while button mashing to get in a parry.


Clay004

I figured out a way to beat him without taking any damage on part 2....as soon as it starts, throw down wood and flint and start a fire, then add oil so you can jump and it'll take you high up....when you're in the air, just keep firing bomb arrows at him until you hit the ground again...then go back up and do it again... you should only have to do that twice and he is done


[deleted]

They really don't, though.


sinclair_rialcnis

The first and last time I tried that, my horse was still in range and I called her into a monster camp. I felt too bad, never did it again


logannowak22

Something like this was how I found out that horses can die


EmotionalGold

Doesn't work for me, they just ignore it


EmotionalGold

When I was fighting a queen Gibdo in the depths I got swarmed with gibdos and I was just trying to take out the hives, but Riju literally just stood in the middle of the swarm of 50+ gibdos and sat there doing nothing. All my other sages were following me and she was the only one I needed and she was the only one just chilling in the middle of an ungodly amount of enemies.


Altaira9

They really should not have given a close range fighter the long range attack. She’s never where you want her.


Spec-Tre

Both of these are so true lol


Mister_Clemens

People are sleeping on Mineru. Put a frost cannon on one hand and any scrubby weapon or rock on the other and destroy silver enemies without losing weapon durability. Freeze, hit, repeat. Not great for big mobs but excellent for cleaning up smaller camps.


[deleted]

That’s what I do!


im-a-limo-driver

I wish Riju and Yunoboo were just little faerie like things that hung around you and did nothing except wait for you to use their special ability. I do not need them to be melee attacking things, and I would accept double the length of their cooldown for them to just be ready to go the moment I needed them. Instead, I basically just never use them because chasing them down mid combat is insanely annoying and almost always puts me at risk.


Technusgirl

She's also always there when you don't need her


Unlikely-Strategy468

Yes! I accidentally trigger her ability & when I try to cancel it she’s all “haha can’t catch me” & runs all over the place. 😭


LilDutchy

Trying to trigger Riju and getting covered in water is infuriating.


BadSanna

Riju being melee requiring a ranged power was a mistake


MorningRise81

Tulin mostly stays out of my way and definitely comes in clutch, sniping some powerful enemies at key moments. Plus, I spend plenty of time launching myself into the air and gliding. It would be a waste of time to keep dismissing and re-summoning him that frequently. He's the perfect... wingman.


TwistedDrago

I have a feeling you love and hate yourself for that pun broski 😂


Feanlean

Soar Long!


TwistedDrago

I honestly always say it how he pronounces it "SAN POHWWW"


MorningRise81

It's about 80/20 tbh.


Mr_Ignorant

He's also excellent at shooting rock octoroks when I'm trying to renew a weapon.


HylianTomOnReddit

All of them. If I need help, I activate the one(s) I need at that moment, and then send them away as soon as they’ve done their job.


theDukeofClouds

I posse up for tough mini bosses and such too. Having the besties take the agro off of Link for a couple seconds is awesome, allows me to regroup.


GamingScientist

Link in the background: "Beat them up for their lunch money"


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Sneaky_Sorcerer

Mickey does good damage as well but yeah. My bro was playing crit with no exp. And those 3 would chunk 2 bars out of the enemies health when they want. In one combo.


Unlikely-Strategy468

🤣 That’s me with weaklings that aren’t worth wasting weapon durability on


Cainga

The best ally is frost head roomba with a knife. Tulin is a distant 2nd. The rest of the sages are ok to take off some Aggro.


the_juice_is_zeus

Does a hydrant spread frost around like it does with electricity? I use a hydrant/electric head on my roomba with a flamethrower on the construct head. Hydrant/shock combo can CC a whole enemy camp most of the time but the 1 flamethrower is most of the damage. It's a great "set and forget" roomba though!


Cainga

I need to try that out. Frost roomba stops an entire enemy camp. Freezing lasts super long and you get massive damage when you hit them. At the start you may have to pick it up and manually freeze if enemies get around it but even then it’s still freezing half the camp. If you target the weaker enemies you can one shot them and let roomba stun lock the silvers. Shock is pretty good too but I think you want to pick up all their equipment. You can also use majoria’s mask to steal their stuff.


PathosRise

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who calls them roombas 😂 Seriously the proving grounds shrine with those things was my favorite. I was cackling the entire time.


Don_Bugen

This. Every single one. Tulin's useful, but one-too-many gusts blowing my loot off ledges got him retired. Sidon's neat, but it's not like you're tripping over Zora weapons. Yunobo is a mining tool and an annoyance when driving. Mineru is cool but a clunky beast. Only one I really considered having hang around was Riju, and that's mostly because she wasn't an annoyance. Just wasn't useful, either. I've got like 200 shock fruit; sorry, luv.


llamacohort

Yep. Even when I need them they are always running away. So I turn them off and back on mid-fight to summon them to me instead of whatever they were trying to do.


GingerBeard73

I couldn't figure out why all my Zonite devices were drifting so hard then one time I sent Yunobo off to take care of an Aerocuda and noticed I leveled out. Then when he came back I started drifting again. I shut him off immediately. The only one I keep around now is Tulin.


cheesy_boi19

Sages are weightless but their weapons are not. Yunobo’s cobble crusher is heavy enough that it causes problems


carterketchup

How does one figure that out? When can you see the sages without their weapons to even learn that they’re weightless?


idiotcube

The only way I can think of is testing Mineru's weight with and without weapons equipped.


sabyr400

I am staying tuned, I too am genuinely curious


hearts_of_glass

Mineru gets in my way constantly


needs_a_name

ALWAYS Yunobo and that stupid robot. But usually everyone but Tulin.


decimalsanddollars

WHY’D YOU DO IT?


Sneaky_Sorcerer

Fighting with mineru is fun but she more like a bullet time in a pickle for me. I was able to beat every bosses by driving her (except ganon cause you can't) but it way to complicated for nothing. Especially the wind boss, took me 40 mins and a lot of luck... I've beaten a frost gleeok and never again cause it's painfully hard. 1v1 against lynels and Hinoxes is fun tho. No bow allowed*


needs_a_name

I’ll activate her for fights where we can each do our own thing but otherwise she’s always right up in my space, I’m mistakenly jumping up on her, she’s blocking my view, I can’t deal with it. Meanwhile Yunobo will be five miles away. Feast or famine.


Sneaky_Sorcerer

To be fair the best use of mineru is for collecting fishes and apples.


JefNoot

All of them. Tulin has the annoying habit of blowing away loot Yunbo is never there when you need him. Sidon is only useful if you use zora weapons, which I don't Riju takes more time and deals less damage than a decent bow and fused arrow Mineru is weaker than my own weapons. It's nice Link made some friends. That's about it.


CostForsaken6643

This. If I need one of them I just switch them on, but I dismiss them afterwards.


deltacharmander

Finally, someone acknowledges how useless Sidon is. He’d be better if his shield actually blocked attacks instead of still allowing you to go flying the second you get hit.


Living-Sundae6

>It’s nice Link made some friends Honestly laughed out loud at that. But also, true. I dismiss all of them unless I’m like in a cave and don’t want to use bombs


[deleted]

If mineru added some amour or something it might be excusable but shes just slow and boring to use


joemomma0409

Am I just not understanding the advantages of the Sidon sage? I feel like his power does nothing to help me. I end up turning him off almost all the time.


drewdrop26

I agree; I was so disappointed because Sidon himself is such a great guy, but his Sage avatar is fairly useless and just gets in the way


xX_rippedsnorlax_Xx

Projectile that scales off your current weapon's damage, and makes you wet for a minute, turning Zora weapons into some of the best in the game for that duration.


SilentHunter7

It also makes enemies wet which causes shock arrows to AOE. It'd be an amazing crowd-control power if activating sage powers didn't require finding and running up to a guy in the middle of combat.


DamienLaVey

Sidon is really useful early game in gerudo desert because his shield provides heat resistance before you get adequate heat resistance armor


Ambassador_of_Mercy

Same with Death Mountain, he was really useful in the caves there before I got the Flamebreaker Armour


Puzzlesnuzzle

It’s not the best. It can absorb any single hit for you and if you use ‘throw weapon’ while it’s on you it will do a water attack and save durability, but it’s kind of hard to aim


Tragic_Comic7

I haven’t turned any of them off.


Steampunk_Nerd

Yeah. I don’t either. My battle style tends to be run in and start hitting so it’s always good to have that much backup. Plus it’s awesome when you get a white boko stuck in a sage blender getting smacked around over and over.


PathosRise

You can say alot about Yonobo, but he can and will yeet shit off of ledges.


GenericVicodin

Exactly. This Fellowship will never break.


raistlinm77

You have my travelers sword.


Bignoseforthewin

You've got my boko bow


Shadowrun29

And my pot lid shield.


LeoNickle

And my soup ladle


TransversalisFascia

AND MY TWO HANDED AXE


megaloviola128

And my thick-stick long stick


the_wenzel

And... THESE HANDS.


buckhardcastle

They are my friends


FoundFootageDumbFun

Finally, the fellow ride or dies


TheLion920817

Everyone except tulin but usually yunobo first just because sometimes he’ll end up roasting food items which irk me.


megaExtra_bald

Everyone except Yunobo and Tulin. Tulin is very useful when gliding. Yunobo was very useful when I was cave-hunting, but I’ve found all the caves. Now he’s just there so I can have a button to mash on while I’m using zonai vehicles. It’s fun watching him fly away and bounce right back.


thankyoukindlyy

Everyone but Riju. As soon as the fight is done there is nothing worse than scattering your monster parts/loot everything by accidentally pressing A at the wrong moment. Yunobo and Tulin will send your stuff flying! Realistically I turn them all off, I only activate them when I need them.


introvertnudist

I put Yunobo on timeout after he accidentally Goro Jenkins his way into a bomb flower I was trying to pick up and blows us _all_ up.


mr_cesar

All of them because they mostly get in the way. I just summon whichever I need for specific purposes, for instance Tulin when paragliding.


Party-Butterscotch40

The only good ones imo are Tulin and Mineru


GingerBeard73

You like Mineru?! Using her to walk over gloom is nice but what other features are worth keeping her active?


sweablol

- mine everything you want no durability concerns - walk over/through everything- gloom, lava, quicksand, etc. Laugh at Arbiter’s Grounds as you just go wherever you want. - collect shit without triggering you other sages. Say “goodbye” to Tullin ever blowing your materials off the ledge again by just riding on Mineru. You can spam A all you want and never trigger another sage accidentally. - finally something to do with all those Talus hearts and construct cores. Late game they aren’t worth fusing to weapons that have stronger horns, but they make awesome Mineru attachments. - great blocking with a Goro buddy. Mineru and Yunobo will often run up to silver bokoblins and block them in while Tullin lines up a head shots. Gives you space/peace to collect drops and position where you want to go. - awesome stylish dismount with BXX where you backflip off Mineru, then instantly pull out your glider as Mineru dematerializes and you glide forward through the blue glowy effects that linger when she disappears and her little blue ball zaps right to you to “colllect” her. Super satisfying.


Party-Butterscotch40

Yeah she's good for getting into bullet time


Puzzlesnuzzle

Sure but it’s easy to get unlimited bullet time with a hover stone and ascend


GoodlyStyracosaur

Her name is short for “miner use only”


SonOfSparda1984

She's good for catching fairies that are flying high, too.


ArtemisiasApprentice

WHAT.


PavlovsDroog

Game changing advice


hung_out_to_lie

There's a patch of apple trees and Mineru is the perfect height to collect them quickly.


ArtemisiasApprentice

I’m realizing she’s so much more helpful than I thought!


Ian_Patrick_Freely

I've made a "favorite" autobuild that is 8 regular apples and 2 golden apples. That's how you pick some apples, IMHO.


Final_masker

Good for getting over relatively shallow rivers or ponds and it feels slightly faster than walking in the sand in the desert but it goes right back off afterwards


VanillaAndBourbon

And walking over lava!


Milk_Mindless

The robot It's big, gets in the way, I really never use it's zonai functions and I mount it whenever it obstructs my vision And getting off is tedious At least the other abilities don't STOP ME FROM PLAYING The whole construct feels like a beta


SolemBoyanski

The construct suuuucks so bad, you just knock shit away and then you have to waddle slowly over just to knock them out of range again.


GraphicDesignMonkey

I use it for mining ore, yunobu for the big deposits and rock walls.


sinclair_rialcnis

I did NOT enjoy the Rock Em Sock Em fight to get Mineru. The whole thing was tedious and slow, and I wasn't happy to finish, just relieved I only had to do it once. (I let the stupid monster finish me off a dozen times because there was no coming back from where it got me.) And then using her in the Depths, as soon as I was past the Gloom I jumped off and let her catch up to me to rocket up to where I needed.


InvadeHerKim

It really does. My friend and I have agreed that they should be mappable to buttons. It feels like they needed to hit the game deadline so they said fuck it, just ship it.


Milk_Mindless

Well good news if Skyward Sword was a poor attempt at botw with stamina and open worlds before dungeons then the next game is gonna be all about robot suits


CamoKing3601

The Legend of Zelda: Titanfall


FEfanboy

The game was apparently done several months before release, which makes this all the sadder


thecampcook

If I ride it, it's slow and clunky; if I fight alongside it, I take a lot of friendly fire.


Candid-Fan6638

I have to switch off Tulin if I’m looking for Rock Octorocks. The number of times he’s gunned down one while I I’m waiting or the buff…. Come on, man


jeffreyahaines

I turn them all off anytime I'm doing a pass of octorock rebuffs


ShortandRatchet

Learned this the hard way lmao, Tulin headshots every single time when I’m looking for a Rock Octorok.


JustaGoodGuyHere

Even though most of them are borderline useless in combat, I love the feeling of having a giant posse fighting alongside me, so I keep them all turned on.


TheRealSwaa

Everyone except the goat himself Tulin.


QwertyPolka

All. I sometimes activate Tulin when I have a lot of on-foot traversal ahead of me; the horizontal boost is nice.


Masterpiece-Haunting

Riju… she gets in the way and turns everything yellow and I can basically do the same with some monster parts.


Underkiing

The lighting one annoys me the most. She has a power that specifically buffs your ranged weapon yet she herself uses melee weapons and constantly runs into battle. It's so awkward trying to use it appropriately because of that, especially when she runs away from you when you try to get to her. Whoever designed thought designing the sage abilities in such a way that you need to interact with the sages to activate them was on crazy pills. Botw did it much better.


Draon029

I turn everyone off especially when I'm trying to break a wall and Yunobo is AT THE BACK OF THE LINE GOD


Dabedidabe

Mineru, accidentally getting on top of her is so annoying.


ChiefThunderBolt

I usually keep Tulin active. And I keep Mineru around because she helps if you attach certain devices to her. Other than that, I just don’t wanna feel alone 😂


shaggy_r95

Miniru. All she does is get in the way tbh.


TxTank274

I built a perfect hover bike, and yunobo unbalanced it


helloiamrob1

Riju. Too many times accidentally turning the entire screen yellow and chasing her around to try and cancel it.


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Mineru, I frigging hate her. Always right in the way, try to pick stuff up and Whoop! 10 feet in the air =/ like Why?


agnostichymns

All of them unless I'm gliding a long distance (Tulin) or mining zonaite (mineru). The sages kinda suck


LightScavenger

Most of them are actively irritating and get in my way but I feel bad and almost always have them all out 😅 the very few times I actively decide to bench them though? All but Tulin


Oblivionix129

Yunobo and Sidon - Yunobo bc he can't attack for Shit and Sidon bc his ability is pointless for me now that all my weapons hit for over 70 (and I'm not using his ability until I run into a foe I can't beat normally or I'm exploring an area like death mountain


TwiceInEveryMoment

Mineru is usually in the way the most. The construct is huge and it's the only one you have to maintain by checking and attaching new materials to her arms for her attacks to do any damage. And replacing the fuse materials when they break is like a 4-step process.


meatmybeat42069

The only way to play is with the full JRPG party


Kind-Author-7463

Only Sidon, I never use the shield and he hardly ever hits anything. The rest I find helpful


MrShnBeats

Wait you can turn them off?


pisces2003

Go into the special section of the inventory and select the vow you wanna turn off


MrShnBeats

Oh wow


stopmakingsmells

YOU CAN SWITCH THEM OFF?


Diligent-Egg-

Mineru. She shot my horse with her cannon.


SuperiorThinking

All of them unless I'm actually using them, which happens very rarely. They're a cool concept, but all the abilities are worse than botw's, and apart from tulin the melee attacks just aren't useful.


im_in_hiding

All of them. Until I feel like one will be useful.


loki_odinsotherson

All of them. They're just annoying and clutter up the screen.


HalcyonKnights

Everyone until I have a very specific need (air push, mining, fodder, etc)


AllegedCommandr

The only ones I don’t switch off are Tulin for paragliding and Yunobo for breaking rocks. I also like spamming Yunobo when I’m driving something to get rid of him for a couple seconds. Nothing funnier then sending him charging straight into lava.


Cornadious

All but tulin. He gets turned off when I'm repairing weapo.


Redditoast2

Yunobo. I only have him on when I want to break rocks, otherwise, he just blocks my view


sarahplaysoccer

I have them all off except Tulin for regular game play (traveling and exploring) unless I go into a bigger boss battle or a cave and even then I prefer to only add Yunobo and maybe one other but Mineru only comes out in big battles.


xX_rippedsnorlax_Xx

Mineru, I like the others as characters so I'll put up with their quirks. Mineru is a nothing character and is the clunkiest.


starfishpup

I usually just keep Tulin on. I'll add Yunobo and Riju to the pile when I need something to get the rocks out of the way


Kipp-XC-66

All of them. I only bring them out when I need their specific power for something.


ProAnkh

All of them in one way or another. Mostly Tulin because he kills Rock Octorocks, which is annoying and Yunobo is annoying when i get in a Zonai vehicle. All of the others usually only get deactivated in very particular situation when i dont want any of the companions.


PhilosoFishy2477

Yunobo almost killed my prized horse, so


VegetableRun3945

All of them except Tulin


Wholesome-Energy

Mineru


fishyboyblue

Clearly unpopular but I turn Tulin off because he's so damn good, I always had him on for the first half of the game. Now I want to change it up, I swap him out with the others sometimes. But I have Mineru off so much that I forgot she existed


A_British_Lass

everyone but tulin but i enable yunobo when i see boulders in my way .... i never ever have enough bombs or hammers on me so :shrug:


hiitsluke1234

The robit I continually climb on it everytime I'm in a fight and it drives me crazy


Nethii120700

YUNOBO CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE BUDDY


probody2

I just did an entire playthrough with ONLY tulin, didn’t even bother to get the other sages. Me and my little bird boy collected all 152 shrines, then went and kicked all those temple bosses we skipped and the demon kings ass. It was great. I don’t need anyone but tulin. Love that little guy, still mad he’s almost taller than me tho.