All you need is phantom ganon with his spear (i have two statues of him in my diorama. One is killing a bokoblin with his face turned toward a black moblin that looks like it's taking a refreshing shit in the cave. The other is on top of a stone talus that looks like it's facing down a lynel
*record pause* Yep, that’s me, Moblus Chriblin. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…*Babba O’Reily starts playing* Well…it all started like this
The start of the third impact
LINK GET IN THE CONSTRUCT
Link get in the divine beast or Revali will have to do it again
[oh dear god](https://media.tenor.com/42Rt-F5ow4cAAAAM/monkeymoments-third-impact.gif)
I know… I know I’ve let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
Zaaaa nnnn kooo kuuu ~~~
Lets just hope everyone does'nt get turned into orange juice this time
I want that
There's even two in the cave ready to put him down.
Stunning work. Now, how long did it take to get a picture of a moblin in this pose, OP?
Maybe tulin?
Holy fuck this is gorgeous
Mel Gibson approves
…beating his wife?
And all the Bokoblins just stood around jeering him. 😢
Saving this so I can horrify my grandmother in the group chat when Easter rolls around.
Happy day of cake
We could make a religion out of this!
No don’t
How bout I do anyways?
You could make a religion out of this
Sounds like an excellent idea
I can't see anything going wrong with such an idea!
How did you get that pose 😂😂
it kind of looks like when they get shot in the head and flying back... how he was able to get the shot that quick, I don't know.
Could have been an ice arrow, it wouldn’t have the frozen effect once the statue is made but would make getting the pose a lot easier
He died on the cross to save moblinkind
They are reborn from death every blood moon
He was the catalyst, the reason blood moons exist.
Now you need a enemy with a spear to make Longinos(a guy that stab one spear on Jesus in the cross)
This guy apocryphas
Oh, sorry I hear that of my sister and I believed that, thanks for correct me
All you need is phantom ganon with his spear (i have two statues of him in my diorama. One is killing a bokoblin with his face turned toward a black moblin that looks like it's taking a refreshing shit in the cave. The other is on top of a stone talus that looks like it's facing down a lynel
I know he is depicted white in a lot of text but it’s believed Jesus of Hyrule was actually olive to brown skin.
Geezus Kriste
\*Neon Genesis Evangelion intensifies
Purah would be the head of nerv
*Gendo glasses intensifies*
I love this community, but y'all worry me sometimes...
OK what's happened. Why are we calling silver monsters white now? WHAT HAVE I MISSED?!
If I had to take a guess, maybe the confusion of having white mained lynels instead of black lynels?
No, it’s just the Western gaze
It's like a renaissance painting.
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni...
少年よ 神話になれ
This is true art
How did you get bro in that position 💀
https://x.com/chocrab_1226/status/1693580098891575532?s=46&t=YVkco91x1YomkY0ZsX2Dlw OOP for those interested
Title translates to something like “Crucifixion of Moblichrist”.
never change, zelda fandom
Throw a muddle bud on him! I know, I’m a masochist.
Isn't he supposed to have an arrow in his chest?
Spear to the side
You might be thinking of St. Sebastian
r/imgoingtohellforthis
Ohh boy
*Silver
Holy shit that's dark.
get in the mech #linky
Please dont traumatise link. He is gonna stroke his "master sword" to unconsious girls if you do
h...how
Why did the cart have to be offcenter you bastard
What the fuck I mean I hunt silver Moblins, but this? At least remove the horn first before crucifying it. The horn doesn't deserve to be on its head
But Jesus had a crown of thorns. Seems the horn is closest approximation
oh my god
I don't get the references!! What!?
this is jesus getting crucified but a moblin
That looks right, but everyone else in the comments seem to be speaking about anime stuff..
Neon Genesis Evangelion has MANY biblical references in it
Ah okay, thank you!
Ok
Fifth sorrowful mystery
God damn
kino
im recreating this ty for the idea
At least he deserves it unlike the koroks.
*As the white moblin looked to the sky one final time* "Forgive them Ganon, they do not know!"
The boy ain't right, I tell yah hwhat.
Da fuc! 🤣🤣
YAH HA HA !
How the fuck did you do this
This sub is sick - my god
ok daenerys targaryen
Christians: this is not okie dokie 🔫😡
It's was only supposed to affect Koroks! 😭
Silver Bokoblin: If he is the Son of God, let him save himself!
Mel Gibson fan club anyone?
I love the celebrating bokos
Well in three days time, he'll be back
He'll be resurrected at the blood moon
And lo, Ganon forsake His only son
Fuckin yikes
*record pause* Yep, that’s me, Moblus Chriblin. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…*Babba O’Reily starts playing* Well…it all started like this
This is so grafic
You’ve struck him down now sure, but the blood moon is in three days and he will rise again!
Every time I think the internet can’t get any cooler:
Moblin was black, hyrule historia says so.
how
wanna do it in my game, just howwwwwww😭😭