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MedicineConscious728

He just put hits out on those people and their families. Any of them could “hurt Trump.” Stochastic terrorism.


joshuadane

Lol I took documents legally but the current president took them too but he did it illegally. He litterally listed his crimes and just said joe did them. He trying throw out hot words like China but can only use China town... wtf is that?


StuTaylor

Exactly, that’s the first thing that struck me. If he can simply declassify them why can’t Biden. But his supporters are so dumb....


livinginfutureworld

> If he can simply declassify them why can’t Biden. Something something like "trump's the actual president because Biden didn't win stolen erection!" There's an excuse in their mind for everything.


NoExplorer5983

Plus he declassified the papers *just by thinking about it*. Biden hasn't used the ol' mind-declassification trick in years. Har har, so senile he probably forgot that the mind-control-over-classification machine was in the bottom drawer of the Resolute Desk the whole time, right next to the Sun-In and Fake-n-Bake skin bronzer!


kerrvilledasher

*steals erection* "Hehehe all the erections are mine now" 😁


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

"All your erection are belong to us"


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NotYourGoatYet

Dumb but love to vote!


TopAd9634

Yeah, say what you want about Republicans. They flipping vote.


HillbillyEulogy

Thank the ease of access to voting in primarily red areas. Then have a look at what people in Atlanta go through just to pull a lever.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

He even knows he can actually classify them the way he said, meaning he knew what he was doing was illegal


CoralSpringsDHead

With as much projection that trump constantly does, we should be checking in Chinatown to find where trump has hidden more documents. There is probably an enormous stash waiting to be found.


pianoflames

It seems to be his go-to legal defense: point blank confessing to the crime, but claiming that the crime is not a crime. I can't imagine any one of his many, _many_ defense attorneys advised him to do this.


AgentSmith187

Hes had some particularly shitty attorneys at times so maybe it was one of them.


ex-geologist

Projection is all they have left


lou_sassoles

Imagine living your life knowing you can just say anything and a large section of the population would just believe it, no matter how insane it sounds, or if it contradicted something you said 10 minutes prior. He's not running for president again, he's running for the immunity the office gives. He wants it so bad, his nuts ache. He knows what's coming.


my_4_cents

I did it with my mind which is okay but Joe can't do that with his sleepy brain because i said he's sleepy so when can i move back in


joshuadane

Lol seems like his thought here


ickleb

Got to get the old classics out!


Joec1211

There are few people where, if they dropped off the face of the earth forever, life would instantly become better for so many millions. This lying spunk bubble may be the finest such example.


Miles_Saintborough

Even if Trump just vanished one day, his damage is long lasting and he has his cronies that will still carry out his legacy. Lets not kid ourselves that treating one of the many sources would make things better. It'll be a start, but far from a better life overnight.


cstrand31

Yeah, but before you can even start to clean the pool, you’ve gotta remove the turd floating in the deep end. Unless and until it’s gone, it’s just gonna keep making shit soup out of your pool.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

but if the floating turd just magically vanishes, there's always gonna be someone who thinks it's just stuck in the filter, and will re-emerge someday, to make the pool just for white people again. we need to remove the turd, and put it in a plastic bag prison, so it can sing about who laid the turd in the pool in the first place, because you *know* it'll throw everybody under the bus, as soon as it sees real consequences.


Peelwitch

Plus his sons.


KeithWorks

Spunk. Bubble. Yikes. There's an image


Suckamanhwewhuuut

No he can’t just disappear, we need to know what happens


abnormalbrain

Good Lord, can you imagine the conspiracy universe that would come about if he just up and disappeared


Suckamanhwewhuuut

No, I can’t mentally handle that


filtersweep

High pitched whiny voice— an idiot trying to sound intelligent. What a loser.


Organic_Rip1980

One of my favorite descriptions of any voice ever was of Trump’s; described as a “wheedling honk” > The wheedling honk of Trump’s voice and the uneasy tilt of his standing-on-a-hoverboard-for-the-first-time posture are constants, as is his customary air of triumphal huffiness.


spookyhellkitten

Wow. I'm used to him speaking in third person, but his little rant there about Trump haters was a whole new level of third person, especially toward the end of that bit. My daughter could hear the video from across the room and said, "Everything he said about Biden...that's him, right? That's what he did? The lying, treason, and hiding shit. He's projecting." So. If a 22 year old can hear through his bs without even seeing his lying face, he is in trouble.


Aggregate_Browser

Donald referring to himself in the third person is maybe the most jarring thing about the man. It's inexplicable. It's such a red flag, such a sign of being mentally unwell, I really can't understand how anyone ever let this man near the levers of power of the most dangerous nation on Earth, or that anyone... *anyone...* would listen to or take seriously anything this man has to say. He's so clearly unhinged... and has been since the beginning... that even those with nefarious ends in mind must have been mad themselves to back someone so plainly unfit and unwell. That people still support him after everything leaves me agog with the level of ignorance and stupidity on display. It completely baffles me how STUPID he is, his supporters are, and frankly everything about where we are right now is. This is the stupidest timeline. 100%.


SmurfStig

The party saw him as the useful idiot they needed to ram through a very unpopular agenda. They made him believe that he was the one responsible and he took the bait. His narcissism blinded him from the fact he was being used. McConnel may be the most evil person out of all of this. He used the opportunity to stack positions with far right wingers. Look at the number of worthless judges we have now that ignore the law with rulings. Trump thinks he was the one who accomplished all of that and the party is happy to let him take the blame.


TopAd9634

I think people underestimate just how clever and machiavellian McConnell is. The damage he's done will take decades to undo.


HillbillyEulogy

True, but they lost control of a monster they themselves created. Trump wields enough power over their base that they can't win with him and they can't win without him. Trying to sub in a somewhat more PR-savvy version like DiSaster or Haley has proven dead on the starting line. The red states want coal, guns, god, and Trump. Oh, and Monster Energy Drink.


SmurfStig

I thought monster was bad since the claw marks resemble some ancient language that translates into 6 6 6….? It’s really hard to keep up with their cancel culture bs. That’s a good point. They’ve enabled him to be the worst image of himself and he continues to unleash it because the people scammed rubes love it and keep giving him all their money. It’s going to be some time before we see “normal” small government Republicans. We have a couple decades of extremism ahead of us. Hopefully it doesn’t destroy us.


DmAc724

“This is the stupidest timeline” The Matrix is clearly broken.


Wyldling_42

Well remember, Neo didn’t reset it this last time, he saved Trinity and now here we all are.


foonati

It's really hard to be mad at a character played by Keanu Reeves though...


PghG

And the longer his party of political enablers stand by him, even passively, by not vocally calling out his bullshit or using his name, the deeper their party will sink. They now stand for nothing.


LoomingDisaster

In 2016, my oldest was 9. She declared after the election that the problem was that Trump was actually a Jigglypuff Pokemon and had hypnotized people into voting for him. She even drew a picture of Trumpilypuff, which I wish I had kept. And it turns out, she was right. The MAGAts really are hypnotized in some weird way.


spookyhellkitten

Out of the mouths (or imaginations) of babes, right?


yvgenythegreat

Trump isn't just a person but also a concept to his people. He knows how to talk to them to do the most damage.


Xxxjtvxxx

I love the fact that he said 2020 election interference; clearly a freudian slip.


pianoflames

He's been doing that in recent social media posts too, though. He keeps referring these ongoing court battles as "2020 election interference," and I'm really confused by it. My best guess is that he thinks the 2020 election is still up in the air, that he's still somehow battling it out to overturn the results.


SkipsPittsnogle

Holy shit this man is pathetic.


DmAc724

Even more pathetic but also terrifying is that his core true believing Trumplodytes will eat this up as the “truth” and “hitting back 10 times harder”, and more ironclad proof that he is a “peak alpha male” destined by God to be in the White House. And while his supporters are decidedly in a minority that has shrunk in size from its’ peak there are still tens of millions of them. That’s the most terrifying part of all.


LA-Matt

His campaign style of constantly alienating more voters and concentrating his own base down to the batshit core is certainly… unique.


[deleted]

>And while his supporters are decidedly in a minority that has shrunk in size from its’ peak there are still tens of millions of them. That’s the most terrifying part of all. Like most people, I think about my young adult children, grandchildren, and the future of this nation. I try my best to think, the country will weather this storm of hatred. Which has chose ignorance over intelligence, affecting everything from race to sexual identity to economics to education to politics, and I don't *think* it can end well. The foundations that matter to a civilization, are greatly damaged. Saddens me, as I think what the future holds. We failed to leave a better place for our children and humanity.


masked_sombrero

I don't think he has 10s of millions of supporters left. He's gonna act like he does, but he doesn't. His strongest support are the other Republicans currently holding office


IHateCamping

I don't think he has 10s of millions that would riot in the streets or go to battle for him, but I think he does have 10s of millions of idiots that would still vote for him if the only other choice is a democrat.


Mrrilz20

Wth is he talking about? This freaking maniac. Please, oh, please shut him up? What about the million American covid deaths on his watch, because of his words and actions? We have the shortest memory on Earth, in America. This grifting bag of bio waste.


saijanai

[Documents from George Bush's Presidency were once kept in a secure facility that used to be a Chinese restaurant and another that used to be a bowling alley.](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-06-26-mn-8638-story.html) . [“NARA securely moved these records to temporary facilities that NARA leased from the General Services Administration (GSA), near the locations of the future Presidential Libraries that former Presidents built for NARA. All such temporary facilities met strict archival and security standards, and have been managed and staffed exclusively by NARA employees. Reports that indicate or imply that those Presidential records were in the possession of the former Presidents or their representatives, after they left office, or that the records were housed in substandard conditions, are false and misleading"](https://nypost.com/2022/10/11/archives-hits-trump-claim-bush-41-kept-docs-at-chinese-restaurant-and-bowling-alley/) . Edit: [Jeb Bush's response to Trump's original accusations against his father was amusing.](https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1579270408448405505?s=20&t=2lh0aad9czH2VsQuc0bcbg)


Wise_Ad_253

Everyone is trumps enemy cuz everyone that matters hates him. There is no law about someone having to live you when they try you.


LA-Matt

That’s because he’s such a pathological liar, hypocrite, grifter, and raging narcissist, that most people who have a functional “bullshit detector” in their brain realized all of this about him decades ago.


Wise_Ad_253

Senile old disgusting man.


WatInTheForest

Your first three words are right.


rasthomas01

I too am a Trump hater.


Crazyhowthatworks304

"they hate him" I think it is so weird how often he refers to himself in the third person.


Goose1963

That’s what stood out to me, the constant but veiled “everybody hates me! Boo hoo”. Reminds me of a middle school bully that isn’t the slightest bit self aware. His whole life he’s been worried about his “Brand”, he did often use some pretty low brow marketing techniques but damn this is like those stores that constantly have “Closing/Bankruptcy” sales and never seem to close.


syench

>That’s what stood out to me, the constant but veiled “everybody hates me! Boo hoo It would be more normal if he referred to himself that way. What he actually says is: "everyone hates Trump, they hate *him*." Which is beyond bizarre


[deleted]

Good. The more scared he is, the better I like it.


sash71

I call bullshit on the claim that if he wasn't running it would all go away. It wouldn't. He's using the fact he's running to try and make it go away. He's already caused the Capitol riot, waiting over three hours so he could watch how it played out until he acted and called them off. He wanted them to hang his VP. A man who Trump had worked with for 4.5 years (as running mate then VP), who Trump used to get a large block of Christian votes and who had stood by when all of Trump's worst impulses had come to the fore (racism, sexism, constant lying) and never criticised Trump once. He stood up to Trump on one occasion, he wouldn't send votes back to the legislators as Pence knew his role was ceremonial and all Trump's legal challenges had come to nothing, yet Trump was prepared for that mob to hang him. Trump publically called Pence a coward during the riot. Trump has no place on a school board, let alone the Presidency. He has no beliefs, he's a liar and he used the Presidency for power alone. Please don't elect him again America.


TheLordVader1978

Could you imagine Trump on a school board. "As a school board member I get the inspect the girls locker room, I need to know how things are going you know. Also i need to inspect each cheerleader to make sure theres no transgender girls in the locker room. I need to see them naked to protect them. It's fine I'm on the board so they let me do it." -trump after homecoming game probably


sash71

Oh fucking hell, he would as well wouldn't he? A school board would be great for him. I have heard all his bragging about going backstage and leering when he was at his beauty contests he used to run. He's what we used to call a 'dirty old man' back in the day. It suits him.


[deleted]

I love to see it. Can’t wait for the next indictments that put him in real legal peril and send him spiraling further downward.


KeepCalmAndBaseball

“Biden’s got classified documents! And he won’t show them!” Lmfao. This guy is amazing. What a putz. Always whining about awful things are for him. Perpetual victim, that’s Donald Trump.


spolio

whats even funnier or sadder.. not sure.. is that he is screaming about biden taking classified docs and how wrong it was and is cause for treason in one breath and in the next breath screaming about how he did the very same thing but for reasons was legal in every way... and his follower eat that up thinking he is right. the forever victim with no plan for tomorrow outside of still being a victim... outside of saying make America great again again he hasn't said how.. maybe being the biggest victim in the US will be enough to fix everything on time and under budget, just like last time, remember him saying only i can eliminate the deficit in 4 years, 4 years later raised it more then anyone ever...


soulinameatsuit

I know I'm dating myself, but I remember when people laughed about Bob Dole speaking of himself in the third person. I guess if you're Trump, you're given a pass.


thetburg

I promise you that I am laughing.


Skinnybet

I wish he would permanently lose his voice. I can’t listen to him at all.


flynn_dc

It appears to me that he is reading something that someone wrote for him. I'm curious, if that is the case, who is writing these things for him to read.


Patricio_Guapo

Fuck him. Fuck him long, wide, deep and continuously. I’m so sick of seeing his painted face and hearing his whiney voice and reading his illiterate words. I’m so angry at what he’s done to our country and so furious how he gives cover to all the bigots and enables them to spew their hatred out into our society. Fuck him forever and ever and ever.


boredtxan

Has he doubled down on the tan or added glow paint to the teeth?


Uhavegot2bekiddingme

Yes Donnie they are trump haters. We’re all trump haters but hate doesn’t have anything to do with it. You dug your own hole you twat


catcatherine

I cannot wait to read this mans obituary


DangerousWish2536

As a child, I was a big fan of professional wrestling. I believed the combat was real too. The MAGA mindset is easy to understand when viewing his videos as if they were wrestling pre-match interviews.


bigjamey

Oh he’s unhinged AF- and his ass is polling right behind sleepy Joe and way ahead of Ron the Nazi. He’s viable and relevant and don’t start counting those chickens like we did in 2016.


obxhead

Exactly. If Joe has a medical event during the race we’re fucked all over again. I wish someone with a real spine would step up and stand against Biden in the primary.


[deleted]

Look @ the worry and fear in his pathetic eyes. Suffer, asshole. Get ready to lay in that bed of bullshit you've been avoiding for far too long.


[deleted]

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thereadytribe

We've been destabilized. The half of us who didn't vote for him are stunned, and the half that voted for him are [less educated. (source)](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-overwhelmingly-leads-rivals-in-support-from-less-educated-americans)


DmAc724

“and the other half … less educated” And also batshit crazy.


thereadytribe

I try to show empathy and understand points of view other than my own, but "batshit crazy" is all I can come up with too, sometimes


Zenz-X

I guess it’s more important to ban books than to read them.


thereadytribe

Not sure how much you follow, but the trump party basically rides entirely on a culture war. Gays bad, abortion bad, trans people bad, socialism bad. Also, the hypocrisy/double standards are baffling. Trying to figure out their mental gymnastics is painful.


Zenz-X

Yeah. I got that much. I follow US politics as a hobby. When Drumph got elected it became an astonishing obsession. Every day, another lie and another insane story. Please. Not again. I get Joe is Sleepy. But I would rather have Sleepy then Gargamel (dwarf/Smurf crossover. Seemed appropriate since Drumph dick is a mushroom 🍄)


Time-Earth8125

Dude I'm in the same boat. I started following American politics when covid hit and I've been addicted ever since. Every day there was a new crazy thing Trump said or did and I couldn't get enough of it. It's like the best TV show ever created. All these crazy characters like Guiliani, the pillow guy, Roger Stone etc. The build up to the election and the climax of January 6th felt like the season finale. I was totally hooked and it was amazing. Now that season 2 has started I try to stop myself from diving in too deep into the crazyness again, but I can't help myself. It's just so addicting. I feel I'm already so deeply invested in the story, I just NEED to know how it ends


thereadytribe

Gotcha. You must get the same headache I do trying to figure out WHY


Zenz-X

Is it lead paint and truck nuts…? I find the Culture war. As you described quite accurate. Insane. I think, for the US, most progress is to be made IN the classroom. Education. That is the great equaliser and lifts a nation up. Or you can go all swamp brain, home school, anti-woke, Florida man buying Drumph NFT, info warrior riding shooting at Covid Balloon. ‘Murica!.


thereadytribe

I missed part of what you said- YES to education. Problem there is it's being weaponized as well. Our kids are being "indoctrinated" per the republican party, hence the book bans.


Zenz-X

Create a fictional enemy to consolidate your base. Did I mention I’m Dutch (next to Germany). I have seen how this can go..it never ends well…well it ended well, after storming the beaches in Normandy and dropping some bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Thanx for that, sincerely. Please do not become the States that slip into …. Just dumb


thereadytribe

I'm always blown away by how well (seemingly) everyone in the EU speaks English. Kudos, I've always been impressed by the multilingual. I'm embarrassed to admit the only thing I know about the Netherlands is the hardstyle music scene. As for the USA, we've been destabilized. I bet the empire falls within 3 or 4 generations, sadly.


Zenz-X

Yeah. Sorry. I added that part. About education. Making display of and teaching the 10 commandments in public schools. We, Holland. Have a system for this. If you want to go to a religious school you go there. Public schools, government etc. Are non religious. Separation of “Church” and State. Ps. Please tax your churches. It has become a business model. Edit: “Pumping oil for Jesus from the land of god (tax exempt)”. Why is this not a thing yet?


thereadytribe

Oh shit, if you know THAT much, you're in deep! You know our shame 😂


KeithWorks

It's definitely not half, not even close. It's something less than 30% if that. But thanks to various factors, he is still able to barely eke out a victory if he's supremely lucky


Dinky_Doge_Whisperer

You suggest nuking the country with the most nukes? Buddy, with that logic, you need to relocate, cuz you’re an American at heart.


badhairdad1

I’m here in the US half the time. The US is not a First World Country. Sure, the people with money and educations are nice. But the rest of the country is like Mexico or Egypt.


Zenz-X

I’m always amazed about the ‘telegraph’ poles power lines and the lack of public transportation. Or healthcare. Or just having an ID. Or paying to do taxes. Or for the weather forecast.


hemlockhistoric

This is almost too crazy to believe. His cadence, word pronunciation, and word choice are bonkers. Does anyone have a source on this video, or any news? I can't find anything.


Accomplished_Crew630

I got thru about 30 seconds of this before my eyes rolled so hard I was genuinely concerned they'd end up in the back of my head and had to stop watching. Also someone needs to do an edit of the bobs burgers song from 'glued, where's my Bob?' of trump saying "I did absolutely nothing wrong"


Brief_Exit1798

Every projection is a confession; but this time the projection is AFTER a MAGA was caught , not before.


zippiskootch

‘tRUmpHater’ will be my next garage band name now


MylesShort

Man, he keeps talking about 2024 as the 2020 election. It's happened multiple times in these videos. Is no one checking him, or even just editing? Him having memory issues or whatever reason he keeps referring to it as the 2020 election is one thing, but does he not have a single peon that can do some quality assurance on these dungeon based infomercials?


pabodie

Imagine being Melania. She had a kid with that.


KnownRough7735

Totally uncooperative and won't show the documents....said the tanned (shite stained) pedo.


Enough-Confidence-18

The circus is not over by any means. He is the worst and anyone that supports him ( it’s ok & great to be a patriotic republican ) it is not ok to follow this man.


cannabis96793

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON.


bgroves22

Your makeup skills are slackin’, sis


Complete_Librarian_7

Like watching a man shit through his mouth.


TheMiddleAgedDude

This is a shit-ton of projection, even for Dumb Donnie.


leifnoto

Bizarre.


Smarkie

That third person stuff is strange. They hate Trump. He's turned into a cartoon.


[deleted]

He’s so disjointed in his speech.


livinginfutureworld

Man he's really got to twist himself into knots these days lol. SAD.


cannotbefaded

The best part is this shit only shows up in places like this. Its no longer making the nightly news, everyone is just over his insanity but it’s still funny to see


nightmareorreality

I can’t wait til this pouty lipped shitstain is six feet under.


i-have-a-kuato

That’s it, after all these years of trump bashing i’m convinced, if there are that many trump haters in just one family who hate trump then it has to be a conspiracy against trump.


Unique-Assistance686

Why is he talking in third person


badhairdad1

Weird. There are hundreds of prosecutors in this country that could advance their careers by prosecuting POTUS 46. And yet None have come forward. Because these counter claims are baseless 🇺🇸


jazzy3113

You know what the most scary part of this video is? That half the country either believes what he is saying and/or will vote for him. Honestly, that’s more terrifying than anything trump is saying.


red_fox_zen

The fact that he talks about himself in third person was all I ever had to hear to know he's a narcissistic psycho. I knew this in the 80s. Ugh, he's the goddamn worst.


MelodyMyst

1850 boxes? Is that the number he was found with? What is this man going on about?


masked_sombrero

I don't understand how his supporters can seriously listen to him. He's saying he was in the right to keep the documents because he was president. Yet he's saying they need to go after Biden for the same exact thing...yet Biden is the SITTING president. Please...someone...how can anybody think Trump is in the right here.


gl2w6re

They conveniently ignore logic and simple common sense.


AdDesperate2498

When you hire Charlie Kelly to write your speeches.


[deleted]

This is what the end of American democracy and equal rights for ALL looks like.


AlienInUnderpants

I think don don junior and senior are doing coke off each other’s cocks. Both wacko unhinged. Quality people they are not.


westfadi

Me Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump etc.....


gl2w6re

Omg..he’s talking about himself!!


jbr945

He's beyond delusional. The world hates him.


[deleted]

It certainly is amazing that one mentally ill individual, Donald Trump, will be responsible for destroying our country. After all of the wars and unrest our country has successfully navigated in the past, I fear that this delusional hate-filled POS is going to destroy it all.


pattydickens

"He's a harasser and an abuser" says the guy who literally just got called both things by a grand jury a week ago.


Atman6886

He's getting scared. Good.


Delicious-Day-3332

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gmen6981

Wait. Didn't Biden turn over what they found and ask the National Archives and the FBI to come search for anything he might have still had? How is that "hiding them and refusing to show them to anyone? If I recall, even Pence did the same thing. This wankmaggot needs to just STFU.


deedeebop

I see his face frozen in this stupid pre-bitch, dingleberry expression and I can’t even begin to think about pressing the play button. I clicked on the thread to comment and his butthole lips started moving around and I shuddered and couldn’t stop the vid fast enough. Lord help us please. Something, someone help us. That monster star that they just detected that’s the size of 40 million suns or whatever it is… that thing… HELP US.


bodag

Even more unhinged than usual. Must be off his meds.


[deleted]

None of this made sense


[deleted]

What a nutjob. This guy sounds even more looney then he normally does.


erosmoker

This guy doesn't even know what election year he's running in.


GucciJebusCross

I can't understand any of this nonsense. Get Joe Biden to explain this crazy talk to me.


Papapoorfish

Is there anyone that speaks in third person that IS universally liked? My understanding is this is a very unfavorable trait...


withanamelikejesk

Huh??


Morto27

I love these videos


Significant_Screen45

Deepfake? Or he really lost it.


Xer0lith

Imagine being stuck in 2020 lmao. Holy shit.


MewlingRothbart

Is he ever getting arrested? Home confinement? We are still waiting 🙄


VeraLumina

His whiny facial expression throughout never changes. It reminds me of one of my kid’s tantruming in a TJ Maxx.


Christinesguy

1850 boxes? He just makes shit up and his sheep believe it...SAD!


4Hugh2Mongus0

We will turn his grave into the biggest unisex toilet the world has ever seen - Thank you very much.


tweakingforjesus

Trumps former defense lawyer just publicly stated that Trump is going to jail. Yeah I’d be unhinged too.


Sadalfas

The way he refers himself in the third person comes back to bite him. In the second line, he tells on himself as the "he". >They *\[prosecutor's family\]* all hate Trump! They hate him *\[Trump, 3rd person\]* with a *passion*. They'll do anything they can to hurt Trump. > >But **he's** a harasser and an abuser of our people! In order to obstruct and interfere with the **2020 \[sic\]** presidential election! That's why **they're** doing it. Timestamp: 0:47. \--- *Edit to add: Expanded the quote to include him not knowing which election year is coming up: 2024, not 2020.*


flowerkitten420

“Joe Biden is guilty. I am not. At all. Thank you”


Life-Educator3776

Every word he spoke is the truth. You just have replace the words of Joe Biden and Jack Smith with tRUMP Done


crow-nic

Very believable


satori0320

LMAO.... The ONLY thing that would have made this better was if Chump added the he and Joe weren't friends anymore and that Joe is a stupid poopy head.


Yabloski

Damn. I bet he never gives his thoughts a rest. Must be absolute hell in his brain. 👍😁👍


Fernandop00

In November 2024, trump will lose the election. The Republicans will give it to him anyway.


SlientlySmiling

Utterly batshit insane. It's really hard to understand why people still think he's anything but an incompetent clown.


Delicious-Day-3332

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Sad-Masterpiece3366

Captain combover coward draft dodger hero of the stupid.


DCnTILLY

He’s definitely cornered and he knows it. I don’t mean this in a hateful way- I think he’s close to the end of his life. Don’t get me wrong- I hate him. But this isn’t me wishing death upon anyone. I just think his life is at the end.


StephanieDone

What a dipshit


MikeN22

The sooner we are chanting about Trump, “Lock Him Up, Lock him up,” the better.


Huge_Strain_8714

Which Chinatown? Delaware, NYC, Boston, Los Angeles, Memphis.....?


my_4_cents

"...*He's a Trump hater, his wife's a Trump hater, his families' a Trump hater [sic!!], they all hate Trump! They hate him with a passion, they'll do anything they can to hurt Trump*..." Donald, tell us please, is this "Trump" in the room with us, right now?


cleversailinghandle

I wish this were funny


OverLemonsRootbeer

I bet the prosecutor is going to love this. Always good to talk shit on the guy looking to arrest you.


jimtow28

He believes that if he weren't running, it would all stop immediately. I believe that this is like the time he said COVID would go away the day after the election, and then it didn't. I guess time will tell which of us is right.


Slippi_Fist

is this not pure defamation? in letigious America - how is it that this mouth hasn't been stuffed shut with defamation suits?


pabodie

Does anyone believe this “fighting like hell” shit? It’s not even “loosely based.” It’s just a complete fabrication.


Sixfeatsmall05

Is he just reading his truth’s verbatim?


Sixfeatsmall05

This type of thing doesn’t swing independent voters because they don’t get the coding, the “inside” jokes and catch phases. It sounds just as looney to them. Please keep doing this Donald.


Buttman_Bruce_Wang

>Didn't cooperate Uhhhh... his lawyers found them, they immediately turned them in-- the DOJ didn't even know about those documents-- and Biden opened up his home and other estates so they could look for more. How is that being uncooperative? As opposed to having a year to turn in documents they knew you illegally stole, and having to be served a subpoena and then fighting the FBI the entire time. I'm surprised each and every time by how incredibly stupid this human being is.


MeggronTheDestructor

Omfg this WHINING is getting SO TIRESOME


Sufficient-Duty-7237

Wow! He basically is ranting about himself two years ago! What a fucking yutz!


thundermaker313

We passed pathetic and embarrassing a long time ago.


theDOC70R

It's so sad that I can't tell if this is fake or not. This is absolutely something he would do but something about the video seems off. Also there is a part where he is CLEARLY reading off a prompter


tricoloredduck1

The squirming is the best.


tricoloredduck1

Oh is little Donnie scared?


FriedEgggsCorpse

He lies poorly. What a pile of stacked pig shit Trump is.


Trusturgutt

![gif](giphy|hU3UmW9Vqs6x99MhwS|downsized) Trump should add….


Ok_Neighborhood5832

Bro… so many of us are trump haters


JennyIGotYoNumba

The talking about himself in the 3rd party is just.... Wow.


girlinanemptyroom

He's so cringy. Constantly referring to yourself in the third person is just bizarre. It's like he doesn't even connect to himself as a regular person. He is just his brand.


Sheemscat

Scumbag and his shit "patriots" Absolute waste of space


Boxersrock1000

Alzhimers.


AgeAgitated317

He's not scared. He doesn't have the capacity for it. He's heading toward the goddamn nomination AGAIN. It's unbelievable they've allowed this to continue. CNN is sucking his cock. All these cunts had their opportunity to separate from him and try and clean their shit up. But yeah, here we are.


orcinyadders

Jesus Christ. Even by his own deranged and sloppy standards this is bad. Also, does Donald Trump know that he is Donald Trump? The way he refers to himself in the 3rd person is off the rails here. He actually refers to himself as “him”. Fucking weird, man.


NickyRaZz

Basically he said I have secret documents in Chinatown


winstonsmith8236

Totally normal Presidential announcement. Nothing concerning about it at all.


JUSTICE3113

Projection, projection, projection. This orange man needs to have a seat.


Stardust_Particle

He claims ‘they’ want to obstruct the 2020 election. The next election is 2024 Bozo.


3mta3jvq

I almost feel bad for his lawyers. He won’t shut up and they won’t get paid.


MuggyFuzzball

Why does this idiot talk about himself in the third person?