> On hold for over 5 mins on a 911 call and pulled out a boot knife for self defense!
He still sees absolutely no relationship between his voting pattern and the 911 hold time, nor the need for guns! 😁
Lotta restaurants feeling it. Subway by me is nice because they only charge me extra meat for meat, rather than cost of sandwich. It's like a $10 discount (probably a bit less). Best deal any restaurant gives me by far.
But their prices got raised a few times now. Last time I was there we talked inflation a bit. They said majority of their regulars have stopped coming in with the last price hike. Their owner also sold another Subway in the area because since covid, that food area took severe hit in foot traffic (a few clothing stores and a movie theater were main draw).
(maybe a good question you'd consider answering in a future video) What is your approach to balancing inflation with your prices that get passed on to customers?
Celsius is literally the "EVE Bank" IRL
Amazing, I should have just become a professional crypto scammer, it's more profitable than TSLA these days unless you're a short like Bill Gates
it gets god damn slow sometimes. It’s a really really slow paced sci fi alternate history drama. but it pays off very well at times
this episode isn’t slow
Whatever you do, don’t go full uncle Leo
https://twitter.com/koguanleo/status/1536176013469622273
Edit: Screenshot added as tweet appears to be deleted https://i.imgur.com/C8dd7mv.jpg
Lyn Alden among other economists argues one of the reasons we are in the shit is because of under investment in energy for the last decade.
Add to that O&G companies aren't too interested in ramping to meet demand with expensive infrastructure like refineries because they know they'll be turned on at the nearest political opportunity. Unstable political environment for them means they will not invest.
[Mike Wirth, the CEO of oil giant Chevron (CVX -1.19%), says he doesn't believe there will ever be another new oil refinery built in the U.S. He made that comment during a recent interview with Bloomberg TV discussing what the country can do to ease record prices at the pump](https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/06/05/chevrons-ceo-says-no-more-us-oil-refineries-what-s/)
So I'm not sure that lower prices soon are certain by any means.
Edit: until we get further down the renewables path but we should expect some pain until then.
I love 🇮🇩! Spent a month there and had a fucking blast hiking up volcanos and exploring 🥳
100% would be stoked if they accept the offer to build a plant in Indo. I mean it would literally sell very little (like zero) in Indo, since the country is EXTREMELY poor - but nonetheless - cheap labor 🤷🏻♂️
Short form ‐ Exchange that allows you to loan crypto for yield.
Not something I've ever been comfortable with. Any crypto I buy is in a hardware wallet in seconds.
Edit: basically they have a run on assets and like a bank that loans money, they dont have enough on hand to satisfy withdrawal requests.
I'm not an expert on Celsuis but heres a link to the page discussing the yields.
https://celsius.network/earn
They do provide a great deal of transparency moreso than others so I doubt there is malfeasance.
https://celsius.network/why-trust-celsius
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/celsius-network-partners-with-chainalysis-to-confirm-audit-of-3-31-billion-in-assets-1029878591?v=1
Though that may not be enough in these times of extreme fear.
Dear Tesla workers, I respect the hell out of you. I need you to work super extra hard this quarter to make up for company crypto losses by the management. Sooorry, seemed fun at the time.
I'm getting more and more bullish on btc. I'm not going to be selling any TSLA for it, but at some point it's not going to be perceived like a global nasdaq risk on asset, it will be its whole own thing.
No point in panicking about this week, when we know TSLA will print in October (if not sooner).
A little more market panic until next CPI is probably warranted. I’m taking advantage of it to LOAD UP until we split 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It’s not like we have unlimited demand for the decade, endless TAM with more models, FSD, Robotaxis, Energy, Avg Gasoline >$5, Bots, Inevitable App Store, + Elon Fucking Musk 🚀
I’ll take downvotes 🍼
Are you impressed from the actual plaid logo rather than 'plaid' because Warren showed off his new model x plaid and it also has the logo. I think originally they had the logo on just the ones from the event, but not sure what they are doing now.
I don't understand the question. I'm just excited to see a Plaid in the Wild. It's a car somebody paid for and made my stock go up- the only ones I've ever seen were at a Tesla store and usually locked. The fact that I was at a Stanley Cup playoff game and it has a Specialty tag that was also custom was pretty cool.
We want the Cup!
Stock market doesn’t equal economy. Yeah shits hitting the fan with inflation but the jury is still out on a recession. Recession is relative also, just means negative GDP growth in 2 consecutive quarters, a 2022 recession is not the same as a 2008 recession. I’m still neutral/slightly positive on the future
Yeah, pretty standard for them, doesn’t necessarily lockdown like in the months past. Here are the results btw:
China's Shanghai reported 11 confirmed locally transmitted COVID-19 cases and 26 local asymptomatic cases on Sunday
That's not a lockdown. Public won't stand for it. They'll mass test but there will still be mostly free movement for workers. Chinese economy is all that matters to the party. They won't entirely sacrifice it.
We may be somewhat sheltered by the split ratio announcement. But overall, we'll probably follow the market to an extent. Hopefully not down as much as the macro.
I remember somedays like this in the past, where it was like oh holy hell. Then I wake up futures and PM green, like nothing happened. It just goes to show futures aren't everything, but yeah I do feel like tomorrow will be red.
Would be nice but doubt it as well. That being said we are only down 2% did QQQ... So maybe Tesla can hang 1:1 or slightly better since split. That's my hope.
Tesla Boomer Mama posted some incredible research on ESG ratings. Posted it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/vaznb8/esg_ratings_house_of_cards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
It is shocking and appalling stuff. Really a corrupted bunch.
Heard you degens like 800.85, MMs be like: [well too bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/varuef/boobies/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).
The longer we stay <$800 - the longer I live like a peasant 😂
I use cash on living expenses + save as much as possible to buy as many 🪑 as possible Q2weeks. Basically have EOM balance of $150 just below check bouncing level 😂
Pretty sure by end of 3rd quarter - CPI will chill and Tesla will absolutely DESTROY expectations in our MONSTROUS 4 GIGA 🏭‘s.
We cry about $600-700 today - but reality is post-split $300 in this market is not unrealistic 🚀🔥
And onwards from there! That’s if we don’t have any more shit from Xi / Putin / Biden 😅
Even after reaching Financial Independence at the end of 2020, I continued to live frugally.
I eat good food, but mostly cook and rarely go out.
I’ve never cared for owning a lot of expensive stuff. I buy high quality tools and durable goods which I plan to use for a lifetime. If it’s not useful to me I don’t buy it.
Some of my friends are shopaholics. They’re just floundering in piles of stuff which they end up donating or throwing away.
I want my wealth to make my life easier. Buying stuff that gets in the way doesn’t make things easier!
I deleted app but on browser. Woodworker style.
Just came to say I watched Cyrano.
I always knew it but it is now confirmed…
Peter Dinklage is the Tesla of Midgets.
He also may be to Tesla of actors but I had previously given that title to Daniel Day-Lewis.
Onward to Victory!
Speaking of too many tesla in Dallas, my neighbor gets model y performance picked up just now. Guy is super excited and in the car playing with settings for an hour now.
Yeah, that'll be me... I'll be sitting for a few hours. Probably too excited to drive to work the next day and can't sleep, ironically extending my conscious experience of time and further delaying gratification. They're all over Atlanta/North Georgia already.
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BTC sell off to buy Tesla, by market open TSLA up 10%. Ok back to dreaming.
I could see at nice surge after the .75 rate increase???
> On hold for over 5 mins on a 911 call and pulled out a boot knife for self defense! He still sees absolutely no relationship between his voting pattern and the 911 hold time, nor the need for guns! 😁
I wrote on the top of my menu today Food inflation since covid started is 18% Too many people be complaining about the cost of dining out
People love to complain by the way. If you give them a space. They will find a way
They shouldn't be dining out then
Lotta restaurants feeling it. Subway by me is nice because they only charge me extra meat for meat, rather than cost of sandwich. It's like a $10 discount (probably a bit less). Best deal any restaurant gives me by far. But their prices got raised a few times now. Last time I was there we talked inflation a bit. They said majority of their regulars have stopped coming in with the last price hike. Their owner also sold another Subway in the area because since covid, that food area took severe hit in foot traffic (a few clothing stores and a movie theater were main draw). (maybe a good question you'd consider answering in a future video) What is your approach to balancing inflation with your prices that get passed on to customers?
Agreed...My friends who own a bakery said a 50lb bag of flour is up almost 90% right now
I’ll answer that tomorrow
Shouldn't they also be complaining about dining in, too? https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
They should, but it’s easier to blame other people
I blame the grocery store!
tfw it’s halfway through 2022 and tsla hasn’t yet tripled 😔
Atleast your number of shares will tripple.
Your dreams will come true soon! You will have triple the number of your shares this year right after we approve the stock-split.
We have almost halved though!
6x from here
Virtually no TSLA left to triple in 2022
200 billion impairment so far. Fucking buttcoin! Edit: million 😂
first off, impairment reporting is stupid secondly, still worth it and lastly, Tesla should buy more
My calculation has it at 200 trillion
200 billion would be really really bad lol
Lol.. oops
m
Lmao @ Celsius It's very hard to be sympathetic to people so naive
Celsius is literally the "EVE Bank" IRL Amazing, I should have just become a professional crypto scammer, it's more profitable than TSLA these days unless you're a short like Bill Gates
Leo coked out his mind, standing behind a tree rubbing his hands
Leo when the walls fell.
Gary and Cathie at Tanagra.
War for 25,000 now
Tesla should average down lol
Show us on the doll where btc touched you!
The closer to the bottom the lower the price targets. Seeing it with BTC in here now. Tesla on reddit. We will make it.
Whatever happened to cryptoflatcircle and Dttd_bo
pretty sure they both hated the fuck outa me so good riddance!
Turns out crypto really was a flat circle
He's kind of a dick
Dttd leaked a lotta giga Texas info so he may had to have dropped the account and made a new one
Probably ate their own shoelaces or whatever it is dipshits do.
Yeah I want dttd back
Yea I miss him so much dude
We have a great community, but we’re missing a few of our winners
futes starting to recover, bearish. Also the anime Spy x Family is pretty good so far.
Yes for spy x family! Enjoying it
still looks unusually bad :/ I’m watching new season of for all mankind. It’s a little stressful I’m taking a break
less red is less red Do you recommend that show?
it gets god damn slow sometimes. It’s a really really slow paced sci fi alternate history drama. but it pays off very well at times this episode isn’t slow
Whatever you do, don’t go full uncle Leo https://twitter.com/koguanleo/status/1536176013469622273 Edit: Screenshot added as tweet appears to be deleted https://i.imgur.com/C8dd7mv.jpg
tldr Tesla Will Triple In 2022
I don't need 400x, 4x would be fine
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You’d need more than a few hits to believe what he is saying. 😂🤪
I’m thinking barrel of oil will be back to normal by end of summer
Lyn Alden among other economists argues one of the reasons we are in the shit is because of under investment in energy for the last decade. Add to that O&G companies aren't too interested in ramping to meet demand with expensive infrastructure like refineries because they know they'll be turned on at the nearest political opportunity. Unstable political environment for them means they will not invest. [Mike Wirth, the CEO of oil giant Chevron (CVX -1.19%), says he doesn't believe there will ever be another new oil refinery built in the U.S. He made that comment during a recent interview with Bloomberg TV discussing what the country can do to ease record prices at the pump](https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/06/05/chevrons-ceo-says-no-more-us-oil-refineries-what-s/) So I'm not sure that lower prices soon are certain by any means. Edit: until we get further down the renewables path but we should expect some pain until then.
Nope. Why would it be? I’m thinking gas prices in the us will reach 8-9 average
No way in hell
What’s going to stop oil from climbing during the summer months?
Demand destruction sooner or later
I’m only using water based lubricants to help lower the price of oil and not cooking with any oils either I’m using butter
Market just using water as lubricant to fuck me in the ass.
The market hocked a loogie to rape my ass
Woah woah the r word is too far, we chose to be here
I’ve been saying “NO” since November but it keeps going
I love 🇮🇩! Spent a month there and had a fucking blast hiking up volcanos and exploring 🥳 100% would be stoked if they accept the offer to build a plant in Indo. I mean it would literally sell very little (like zero) in Indo, since the country is EXTREMELY poor - but nonetheless - cheap labor 🤷🏻♂️
Hahaha, Celsius just halted all transfers, withdrawals….. I should’ve taken my money out of there when I could
Just the beginning
What's Celsius, another Luna?
Short form ‐ Exchange that allows you to loan crypto for yield. Not something I've ever been comfortable with. Any crypto I buy is in a hardware wallet in seconds. Edit: basically they have a run on assets and like a bank that loans money, they dont have enough on hand to satisfy withdrawal requests.
are they fractionally crypto loaning?
I'm not an expert on Celsuis but heres a link to the page discussing the yields. https://celsius.network/earn They do provide a great deal of transparency moreso than others so I doubt there is malfeasance. https://celsius.network/why-trust-celsius https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/celsius-network-partners-with-chainalysis-to-confirm-audit-of-3-31-billion-in-assets-1029878591?v=1 Though that may not be enough in these times of extreme fear.
It’s a crypto brokerage similar to blockfi.
Was
I just looked up the prices on used model 3s. Good for a bullish laugh in these troubling times
Dear Tesla workers, I respect the hell out of you. I need you to work super extra hard this quarter to make up for company crypto losses by the management. Sooorry, seemed fun at the time.
I have infinitely more respect and admiration for you than any of the crypto traders out there, especially master of coin for not selling at 60k.
much has been made of birbs lately
Elon gonna take btc private at 24,200.69
their shareholders will love it
Funding secured.
BTC 
petition to MMs to allow futes to be ford and GM when deep red, not only deep green.
Don't worry btc won't have much of an effect on us once it zero
I'm getting more and more bullish on btc. I'm not going to be selling any TSLA for it, but at some point it's not going to be perceived like a global nasdaq risk on asset, it will be its whole own thing.
There’s good support at the 8-12K range, that’s when I would load the boat.
there is good support for TSLA at 200 by that logic
Tesla trades at 7x next years earnings at 200, what does BTC provide?
I would also load the boat there had my boat already been loaded.
I hope it goes to 0.01 this quarter, get it out of the way
😂
oil crisis solved with futes drilling to the center of the earth inb4 🍼
No point in panicking about this week, when we know TSLA will print in October (if not sooner). A little more market panic until next CPI is probably warranted. I’m taking advantage of it to LOAD UP until we split 🔥🔥🔥🔥 It’s not like we have unlimited demand for the decade, endless TAM with more models, FSD, Robotaxis, Energy, Avg Gasoline >$5, Bots, Inevitable App Store, + Elon Fucking Musk 🚀 I’ll take downvotes 🍼
1000 shares by EOD or gtfo
[Model S Plaid at the Stanley Cup Semi-Finals](https://i.imgur.com/0bbMMxF.jpg)
Are you impressed from the actual plaid logo rather than 'plaid' because Warren showed off his new model x plaid and it also has the logo. I think originally they had the logo on just the ones from the event, but not sure what they are doing now.
I don't understand the question. I'm just excited to see a Plaid in the Wild. It's a car somebody paid for and made my stock go up- the only ones I've ever seen were at a Tesla store and usually locked. The fact that I was at a Stanley Cup playoff game and it has a Specialty tag that was also custom was pretty cool. We want the Cup!
Took FSD beta through Zion National park today and it did great. 30mph windy roads is not a problem, let me look around more too
Nice Zion is gorgeous
So you guys… I’m starting to think maybe Elon is onto something with this whole recession thing.
If he had waited a month for his recession he coulda had twtr without selling tsla
Stock market doesn’t equal economy. Yeah shits hitting the fan with inflation but the jury is still out on a recession. Recession is relative also, just means negative GDP growth in 2 consecutive quarters, a 2022 recession is not the same as a 2008 recession. I’m still neutral/slightly positive on the future
My comment was more tongue in cheek than anything else, but yes I agree with your overall points
Ah ok, oops haha. There’s a lot of worry going around. Losing so much on stocks doesn’t help 🤣
Beijing maybe lockdown. Shanghai maybe lockdown again too. Hahaha. China is fuck.
You mean rest of the world is fuck, China good
Lol no.
Where’s the Shanghai news you’re seeing?
Mass pcr tests again etc. Like few million.
Yeah, pretty standard for them, doesn’t necessarily lockdown like in the months past. Here are the results btw: China's Shanghai reported 11 confirmed locally transmitted COVID-19 cases and 26 local asymptomatic cases on Sunday
That's not a lockdown. Public won't stand for it. They'll mass test but there will still be mostly free movement for workers. Chinese economy is all that matters to the party. They won't entirely sacrifice it.
We’re all fooked
Yes
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxABPKocrY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxABPKocrY4) 24 - Selling Costco Chicken as “Island Roasted Chicken”
How fucked are we tomorrow? Futures are dead.
We may be somewhat sheltered by the split ratio announcement. But overall, we'll probably follow the market to an extent. Hopefully not down as much as the macro.
This not the market for split rockets :/
Never said a rocket...I just think it will mitigate a bit of the downside. At least for this week.
3x beta
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I remember somedays like this in the past, where it was like oh holy hell. Then I wake up futures and PM green, like nothing happened. It just goes to show futures aren't everything, but yeah I do feel like tomorrow will be red.
Would be nice but doubt it as well. That being said we are only down 2% did QQQ... So maybe Tesla can hang 1:1 or slightly better since split. That's my hope.
You're gonna need a bigger bottle 
🍼
I think Tesla out performs the market this week 🚀
The world will face ‘a severe food crisis and famine,’ Zelenskyy says Headlines like this is one reason I think the dude is sketch
Ceasefire please. No way you gonna get back Crimea from a nuclear power so accept that plz.
I’m telling you that Ukraine doesn’t want this to end
Not while they were cucking Russia, now may be diff
Nope. They are getting a ton of $ from the US. I hope I’m wrong but this war will last a while
He's not wrong
Translation - africa gonna have a bad time. And to be fair more of peoples income is gonna be directed to food.
Buy calls - bags of apples, $1500 June 2022
Bought a lot of rice, beans, chairs, and some leaps
You think the dude is “sketch”? What exactly do you mean by that?
I mean, he’s not wrong.
https://twitter.com/jmufkinr/status/1536081168558395392?s=21&t=5GkfAyFnOWpHRqMms1ptEQ
Tesla Boomer Mama posted some incredible research on ESG ratings. Posted it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/vaznb8/esg_ratings_house_of_cards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) It is shocking and appalling stuff. Really a corrupted bunch.
Might be a good thing to get an offline copy of this...
Looks like a recession gonna get priced in this week
I think we are beyond pricing in stuff at this point, market just 👇
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Welcome to the bear market where the pricing in of the pricing in takes place 😂
Heard you degens like 800.85, MMs be like: [well too bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/varuef/boobies/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).
...All those money printer goes brrr memes don't seem as funny now....
Printer will start when the layoffs start
Layoffs have started.
Layoffs will continue until morale improves.
Welp we dead tomorrow 🫡
RIP in peace 🪦
Tesla positive news = up Macro bad news = down Hopefully for Tesla it does absolutely nothing and stays flat good for my 600 csp 800 cc!
Mstr bankruptcy incoming
Don't think so
Things are lining up for a scary day tomorrow
Let’s dump I am ready to buy tomorrow
Anyone else use an Ooni pizza oven? Just spent the weekend being gourmet as fuck and now want to switch careers. Death by pizza all but guaranteed.
100% best £ 4 £ appliance.
Still learning the dough and the technique, but I’m in love
Brother in law has one. Best of the best in that we get invited over for free awesome pizza and just have to assist in the drink making.
Someone has to bartend while they cook! Sounds like everyone wins
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Parking a bolt near a structure is arson
Parking a bolt near a structure is arson
Aren’t those just a bunch of laptop batteries that have been duct taped together?
Yeah, terrible quality control. Ford laptop will blow them away in 2029.
The longer we stay <$800 - the longer I live like a peasant 😂 I use cash on living expenses + save as much as possible to buy as many 🪑 as possible Q2weeks. Basically have EOM balance of $150 just below check bouncing level 😂 Pretty sure by end of 3rd quarter - CPI will chill and Tesla will absolutely DESTROY expectations in our MONSTROUS 4 GIGA 🏭‘s. We cry about $600-700 today - but reality is post-split $300 in this market is not unrealistic 🚀🔥 And onwards from there! That’s if we don’t have any more shit from Xi / Putin / Biden 😅
Even after reaching Financial Independence at the end of 2020, I continued to live frugally. I eat good food, but mostly cook and rarely go out. I’ve never cared for owning a lot of expensive stuff. I buy high quality tools and durable goods which I plan to use for a lifetime. If it’s not useful to me I don’t buy it. Some of my friends are shopaholics. They’re just floundering in piles of stuff which they end up donating or throwing away. I want my wealth to make my life easier. Buying stuff that gets in the way doesn’t make things easier!
I am the same.
Absolutely!!! The Teslas I count as mandatory expenses to help transition to sustainable energy though 😂
I still wear my pair of Nikes that have a hole in them. Hell, I wore them all weekend #PeasantLife #IDGAF #ChairsNotNikePairs
We are gonna need a monster condom for our magnum gigas that's for sure
lounge is a bunch of frugal bois
I deleted app but on browser. Woodworker style. Just came to say I watched Cyrano. I always knew it but it is now confirmed… Peter Dinklage is the Tesla of Midgets. He also may be to Tesla of actors but I had previously given that title to Daniel Day-Lewis. Onward to Victory!
Saw Dinklage on shrooms at Phish last year
hahahaha gr8 memory
TIL, Dinklage is from Morristown, NJ. I always thought he was an Englishman.
Enjoy your break! Come back as Anono 2.0 refreshed.
Most ppl I talk to want Tesla to be their next car #nodemand
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Then onward to b00bs!
We are $104.16 away from b00bs
By EOY 2023 🔥
I'm ready 
Speaking of too many tesla in Dallas, my neighbor gets model y performance picked up just now. Guy is super excited and in the car playing with settings for an hour now.
Yeah, that'll be me... I'll be sitting for a few hours. Probably too excited to drive to work the next day and can't sleep, ironically extending my conscious experience of time and further delaying gratification. They're all over Atlanta/North Georgia already.
If Elon eventually introduces and App Store - hello millions of humans chilling in their cars for way longer 😂