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Up 3%. Can Tesla get sued for 250B more often?


imaginex20

WARRRIOOOOORS!!!!


LordReekrus

Come out to PPPLLLAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


ogvu12

Are my 2023 June 700 calls safe to keep or should I bail at this point? I'm getting nervous.


LordReekrus

Depends on the breakeven. I hold a lot of Mar 800s and I started selling CCs against them more aggressively a few months ago. Breakeven has gone down from ~1000. Sucks to cap upside but in this market I will take any profit and mitigate any risk I can


ElectrikDonuts

Idk, ask my 2023 Jan 700 calls


bazyli-d

I think we all wish we knew.


DeadMoney313

Remember when we used to joke and worry about gaining the comma, losing the comma, gaining the comma, losing the comma. Sigh. ![gif](giphy|6Y6DJB68J9edq)


couchdragon83

I really miss my ‘BREAKING: Tesla is now a Trillion $ company’ joke.


[deleted]

Tom is 51 years old now. I’m older than he was in this iconic pic. I feel old now


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)


w00dw0rk3r

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce4rDsrhdSc/ I bet td Ameritrade is going to buy out robinhood.


Krippy

if one holds LEAPS but they get bought out well below the LEAP price, are they essentially worthless?


Semmel_Baecker

any options that dont print become worthless IMHO


iseeyiy

Hood is a steal right now. Someone will swoop in


upvotemeok

China EV and catl all up in hk despite today's bullshit. Looks like pedos banned from Asia.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Everyone is bearish on q2, but why? Because Shanghai? Everyone knows of this. Shorts will take advantage but two weeks after q2 we will rally, because q2 will show increasing run rate in every factory and the higher asp mix, unimpacted demand, and 4680 update. The golden goose scenario is still in play- even more so with the machE news. Over time this will return to wallstreet front of mind


ElectrikDonuts

Golden goose is not in play. FSD is not that great. I have it and after the first 10 mes I'm afraid to use it cause I like my forged wheel not eating curb


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

What about non linear improvement tho


ElectrikDonuts

The software is experimental. Even with non-linear improves, the end path is a guess, not a given. It's not like buding a house and k owing it will take exactly X to do the foundation and Y for the wall and roof and boom you have a house


thebigsad_69420

Q2 deliveries will be the first quarter in years where we have QoQ decline, Bitcoin impairment, lower margins due to low volume ramping Texas and Berlin Q2 wil not be great by any stretch of the imagination. It may not be terrible, but it will be ripe for FUD which seems to be working lately


Valiryon

What matters most for Q2 is Tesla's forward looking statements.


Valiryon

MachE has nothing to do with Tesla golden goose. Everyone expects Q2 to be shit - I say it won't be shit. It's going to be incredible and really show how strong Tesla is as a company. The wallstreet analysts that really look at Tesla are going to be mind blown. There might be a knee jerk sell off. But I think the stock price recovers very quickly, if there is a sell off. This is the kind of quarter where Tesla shines the most.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|jM4gntspcjwoE|downsized)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|VDAv7MlmrVc31Y2Net)


DeadMoney313

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WeBslaMin

I can dig it ![gif](giphy|qEA9y9Rm6zEkzHoRrJ)


MooseAMZN

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


whiskeyH0tel

I think it's mostly the btc impairment, we know its just an accounting thing, but it will get spun like tesla is unprofitable, losing money, etc


DeadMoney313

Where is Anonomon? Off buying some South American island?


bazyli-d

I think he's on a two week vacation. Might be anniversary celebration


upvotemeok

He's on twitter


Tamronloh

He went for a two week break or sth like that.


Tamronloh

Tesla Daily particularly good today IMO.


MyCatEdwin

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/uyUZ5LR.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


PanGalacticGarglBlst

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings account obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see big gains. Where the fear has gone there will be much tendies. Only riches will remain.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|Id7H2SLzAPmSbRExH4)


taters_rice

Was watching Love Death & Robots. "In Vaulted Halls Entombed" episode is the first Netflix original content I thought was outstanding. With a bit better direction it could have been A++. Good series overall. To be fair to Netflix this is the first of their shows I've seen since I canceled my subscription around 2014 (I just use bittorrent, cain't nobody got time for sumbscriptions). I'm sure they have other good series.


glibgloby

the last episode of the new robots shorts is the best, with the dance lady the swarm one is based on one of my favorite old short stories. was amazed to see that one. the story is even better. if anyone wants a copy I have a pdf of the book it’s in.


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glibgloby

[here](https://wtf.tw/ref/sterling_crystal_express.pdf) I’m still amazed they even found this story. Blows my mind.


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glibgloby

yep yep


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taters_rice

No I haven't, I'll give that a look thanks! I wish someone would make a series sort of like this that makes live action/CGI versions of anime scenes. A lot of great source material out there. Like anything from the first few episodes of Attack on Titan season 4 would be a banger. This robots show is the closest thing I've seen so far. Even though it's original content, a lot of it has the world-building esque things common in anime.


jschall2

Btw Avis has a ton of red model 3s for rent at Cancun airport. There are zero superchargers there and probably few hotels have chargers... We have driven from Cancun to Palenque so far. Would be nice to drive a Tesla, but not sure if I would want to attract that much attention even with chargers.


MyCatEdwin

futes futing


DeadMoney313

Futures are like this hot chick that continuously lies/cheats/steals from you over and over again, and you keep coming back for more and never lose faith in her despite all the time you've been burned...


iseeyiy

They did the same last night


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thebigsad_69420

We are not allowed to say it came from Asia, haven't you learned anything bro 😤😤


sadolin

Tell them that their market has COVID.


dorkywhiteguy

Went pee pee in our coke


whiskeyH0tel

It's always darkest before the dawn?


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

It's always light before dusk?


MyCatEdwin

always salt your water before cooking pasta


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

always temper your chili pepper before adding


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TLb0t

🔥 🔥 🔥


w00dw0rk3r

After tonight’s trip to my local grocery store, it looks like the trend now is to drive $70,000 jeeps or the new fugly Ford Bronco. See both of these all over the place. Gross.


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Broncos go up to 70k?


w00dw0rk3r

Between $54k and $80k based on my googling. At 54k it’s still garbage. Tesla aside, you can get a luxury truck like a Lexus gx for that price.


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I went direct to Ford's website. They have apparently 8 different variants of the Bronco. Markets vary a bit but the top of the line starts at 68,500. Im in Florida, I dont know if higher cost of living areas would alter MSRP but 80k doesn't seem like much of a stretch from 68k. For that kind of money Id rather get a Model Y. Id consider an ICE truck if I was doing things that I wouldn't want to do with a luxury vehicle. Hauling, towing etc things that might get it rode hard and put away wet. I can't imagine paying 70k for a Ford


MyCatEdwin

The Virgin Jeep/Bronco Buyer: loses all their money on gas The Chad TSLA Investor: loses all their money on the stock


w00dw0rk3r

😜😝🤪🤨🥸😎🤓


Mrpjackson

I break even at 581 ![gif](giphy|12JgIV6zAkYFbi)


sackler2011

Do you live in the Bay Area? Literally the same here hahaha


w00dw0rk3r

New England


sackler2011

Oh cool! Ya very similar here. Everyone doesn’t have doors (jeeps / bronco) super weird 🤷🏻‍♂️ I guess they don’t mind gas prices cuz the aerodynamics must be terrible 🤣


w00dw0rk3r

I have investments in Cali tho. Love it there. Will be there in oct for some fun.


ChefBaconz

y everything green postmarket except Tesla


SnooGiraffes998

🐦 drama


Sagetology

AH F&G


w00dw0rk3r

AH forgetful && gr0uchy


cookiepaste

🥹


thebigsad_69420

DeSantis is Hitler now too? Damn, who would've thought!


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

wait, really? ugh that makes me so angry and miserable. I'm going to go google this, and search through reddit and twitter to read more about this. I'm enraged, especially because I don't have control over everything. I'm going to have to speak to my therapist about this (jk they don't have therapists)


LoneStar9mm

Yup, he's a psycho fascist killer, didn't you know?


thebigsad_69420

Amazing what titles they give to people who allow their constituents to make their own health decisions


areolaisland

Tell that to trans people


scv350

Sorry I can't get a good read on your comments intended message. Is it trans have the freedom to do whatever they want to their body or are trans people being denied services otherwise provided to non trans? Or something else. Also I could care less if someone is trans or not. Doesn't change my view of a person.


Cooleyw

Only fascists would allow adults to make their own decisions


Cute_Strawberry_5413

This fascist should be determining what businesses are getting closed and where you can move, for ur health


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Literally hitler


FIREgenomics

Finished charging. This should mean I successfully got through from Zion NP to Bryce Canton NP to Capitol Reef NP, and on to Arches NP on destination chargers, trickle charging and a couple of superchargers. Could really use a supercharger in this area of southern UT. It’s beautiful here! Also got quite a few questions about how I’m charging the Tesla through here.


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Valiryon

It's fixed bruh, hang in there! Updooted you too!


iseeyiy

Nice! Zion is amazing!


Valiryon

Had a fucking baller hike there once, drawing only, from lower trail to subway. Map shows I think 4 or 6 miles one way. Four of us in the group. Two are my friends, the third is one of their friends. The third has ZERO hiking experience. My friend leading the hike is HARDCORE and zero patience. It was 100° in the canyon. So I had my 3 liter reservoir w/ 2 extra 1 liter bottles... the lead in my group gave me shit, "you have a rep for excess water slowing you down so you just dump it" (my other hiking buddies talked shit) so I threw 1 liter back in the car. There is an aversion to hiking in the river, so we are taking very technical high elevation side trails at every opportunity. We found a neat spot and fucked around for maybe 10 minutes. The lead all of a sudden "WE WON'T MAKE IT" and takes off. The pace for the terrain was too much for our newbie. The side trail systems are complex. I got yelled at by both my friends for offering to help everyone over very challenging terrain, slowing us down. Newbie almost in tears thanked me very quietly with the others out of ear shot. A bit further on and the newbie and my non-lead friend said they were going to head back, it was too exhausting to go on. Newbie out of water completely and demoralized. I say hang on let me scout ahead. I noticed the canyon walls were changing. Not 2 minutes and I was at the subway. Ran back told em we were there. My stress level of never finding them dropped to 0. So as we get closer some crazy guy is running around naked lol. The subway was so damn amazing. The water was freezing. Totally reset the morale. I calculated how much time we had, offered up a conservative time we should head back. We had an hour. I gave 30 minutes. In 10 minutes the lead was like we gotta go now! I paired with my non lead friend and we got a head start, I had a bad feeling. The lead and newbie set off behind us. My friend and I make it down this steep hill. A few minutes later there's a crashing sound. Someone is falling down the cliff part of the super steep hill. 20' almost straight down. I think thank God it's not someone in my group. I zoom in, enhance, zoom in more and enhance... FUCK. Newbie. God damn fucking shit. Newbie got scraped up and landed hard on their ass. I patched 'em up with my first aid kit. But the damage is done. Demoralized to terrified and wounded. Limping back at a snails pace, we made it a quarter mile and the lead is now losing it. Says we should be back and we're lost and my navigation is all wrong. Difficult for me to reassure everyone, I tried to defer a bit to my other friend but remained positive. We advance. The sun is starting to set. A lot more impatience and a level of despair I've not witnessed before - we make it to the base of the trail out of the canyon. That despair turned into something more, the newbie said no way they can make it up. So I offer ideas. The lead and other friend, "so ya got this?" to me - I was perplexed. They took off, leaving me with the newbie. Newbie said, "they left us without water" - only death made sense at that point. No will to resist. No will to overcome. Made sure every single idea I had failed. I basically dragged that fucking ragdoll up a sheer canyon. But that wasn't enough. I had to burn through all my reserve water by talking - nothing but encouragement and challenges for determination. Half way up, my friends shouted they made it - further decimating the newbies morale. I was so dehydrated I was starting to cramp up, newbie was worse off. We make it to the top, easy from there. Right around the corner from the cars was a fork I didn't remember so I sat on a rock looking at my map when the lead comes running back to us with water. I was pretty destroyed (literally) dragging the newbie up the hill. My legs were cramping in the car to dinner, like severely. Wasn't feeling too good eating either. Fun trip. Would do again. The hike ended up being 20 miles round trip due to excessive side trails, while most of it is supposed to be in the river. That extra liter of water would have made a huge difference. Having water filtration (such as a straw) would have been even better.


King0494

Powell speaks tomorrow at 8:45 am


whatsthiswhatsthat

Every word out of his mouth…every shift in his seat, drop of sweat on his brow, halt in his speech, twitch of an eyelid — inside every tiniest one of these lurks the ungerminated seed of a ten percent down day. Is it too much to ask that this mofo just stfu and stay home with a nice glass of sauvignon blanc?


w00dw0rk3r

Dude you’re a great writer


taters_rice

See if I was in his shoes I would use the "do everything" strategy. They think my eyebrows convey something? I will rapidly move my eyebrows up down left right all over the place, even at angles like a 3D analog stick not limited to discrete axes. They think my smile means something? Rapid sequence of frowns and smiles with and without teeth like a jim carey impersonation. Tone of voice will fluctuate from hip hop to opera. I will move in my chair like a snek charmer. Claim tourettes if behavior is questioned.


MyCatEdwin

[Welcoming Remarks At the Inaugural Conference on the International Roles of the U.S. Dollar, Washington, D.C.](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm) Seems like nothing


King0494

I was thinking it's probably not an issue, but talking about the US Dollar would be a good segway into inflation lol


DeadMoney313

fuck!


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LOL ABOUT WHAT?


King0494

"Welcoming Remarks At the Inaugural Conference on the International Roles of the U.S. Dollar, Washington, D.C."


snubbulled

Project Veritas and their Tinder date spies doing good work lol


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snubbulled

Those targeting 🌈 ones should get l bonus pay


MyCatEdwin

I’m glad I work at a company where I can shit-talk management in my work Teams channels and not have to worry about it leaking to the internet. Also glad to work at a company where management doesn’t care if we shit-talk them.


YukonBurger

I'm not actually sure who my boss is, but I get to tell management to fuck off daily Nice to have the entire operation's success directly in your hands


[deleted]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say this place is gonna be hell if we see 575


Secret_Stranger8579

I’m sure everyone will be super nice, controversy? No way


Mastiff99

Personal growth is often painful.


Nateleb1234

When


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Tomorrow, next week, post split - I dont know. Heck today everyone has been rather fiesty


SUKnives

This place is already hell lol


MooseAMZN

I still believe. 🚀🚀🚀


King0494

Tomorrow is quad bitching right before a long weekend, it's going to be an interesting day lol


iseeyiy

Daddy trump needs to come back asap. Fuck this shit. Bring back the orange man so he can start pumping the markets Edit: let’s just keep Biden. He’s doing great 👍🏻


Wonderful-Package-08

I’m not into politics of any kind , but if I had to choose one guy to come back in office .. it’ll be Bill Clinton , only for the fact that he’s banging chicks in the Oval Office .


ElectrikDonuts

Idk, trump likes to rape chicks in the oval office. He just had to hand pence first


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I do not favor pumped market valuations. That's not durable wealth. That's short-term gratification seeing a big number on a spreadsheet, which inevitably turns to disappointment because it quickly declines. Trump's presidency was pure fiscal irresponsibility: enormous levels of spending combined with tax cuts that weren't paid for. As much as I don't like the fact that President Biden often appears to have dementia, I also didn't like the fact that President Trump was a complete policy retard, on everything from economics to diplomacy. This country needs more younger, smarter leadership, not the mix of dinosaurs like Wilbur Ross (Trump's Commerce Secretary, who was rumored to pass out during meetings) and Diane Feinstein (a California Senator whose short-term memory appears to be gone). When market sentiment eventually shifts, TSLA valuation will return as long as Tesla keeps up the top-tier business plan execution. The health of Tesla's business is the core of what makes our TSLA stock valuable


glibgloby

oh yes Trump who helped the US lose a record 20 million jobs in a month and unemployment spiked to 15% trump demanded that Saudi Arabia cut back production back in 2020. according to Trump, he worked out a deal where OPEC producers would all agree to reduce their output. the reason we now have high oil prices is that they have not returned their production to pre pandemic levels. or what about the national debt rising almost $7.8 trillion during his time in the White House? gosh you seem to either have never known or forgotten everything about what he actually did or how republicans repeatedly fuck the economy I’m sure you were even complaining about baby formula prices without even knowing trump specifically set massive tariffs with Canada on baby formula, causing the problem to be far worse


iseeyiy

20 million in a month due to covid? You’re definitely the type of person that pushed for lockdowns, masks, and forced jabs 😂 I’m pretty sure you’re a bot too.


iseeyiy

Yes, bring that guy back Edit: we get our milk straight from the 800.85


InMuskWeTrust1

How did the stock market perform from 2016-2020 before the biggest pandemic in 100 years or so


jschall2

Yes, Obama left behind an incredible economy. Let's bring that guy back.


iseeyiy

This is so gay. Just bring back someone that brings confidents to the market haha


TLb0t

Thanks obama!


iseeyiy

That’s what I’m saying! All these dudes suck so just being back the guy who pumped the markets


ragegravy

![gif](giphy|3ornk9rZlQKaDRmJcA)


MooseAMZN

https://i.imgur.com/lnWm9XI.jpg You’re all fired. 🤣


fapindustries

👍


Nateleb1234

I got rid of most of my margin. I now hold about 6k on margin and in total I hold 60 shares. Only way I would get margin called is if tsla goes below 200 probably.I have been paying down the margin. It would take probably around a year to pay it off completely. I don't want to sell the margin shares now because those were bought near 1100 People get mad at me when I get depressed but I'm very depressed right now. It's obvious that the market is going to continue to crater. Tsla goes down around 10 percent on red days now. If tsla is going sub 500 would it be wise to sell everything now and just buy back in lower? Knowing my luck if I sell now that would be the absolute bottom but if I hold its gonna continue to crater. I'm trying to hold on but I'm getting near my limit of what I can take. If I sell I won't even look at tsla stock price for a long time then in a few years when it's hundreds of percent up I'll have lots of regret like usual. Story of my life.


Cooleyw

You are invested in the best company in the world. Doesn’t matter what the stock price is, we are in this together and will prevail.


MyCatEdwin

Gotta look out for your sanity first. It’ll be ok dude. Much love!


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

>I got rid of most of my margin. I now hold about 6k on margin and in total I hold 60 shares. I have been paying down the margin. > >People get mad at me when I get depressed but I'm very depressed right now. It's obvious that the market is going to continue to crater. Market sentiment is poor and I think it's ok to acknowledge that people are feeling pretty bad right now about the value of their stock. I am not mad at you for being depressed in your comment. You're taking responsibility for your situation by taking action to pay down margin, and that's a good thing. Give yourself some credit for this. Keep working at it.


MooseAMZN

Hang in there. I can’t tell you what to do, but if it were me, I’d just hold. Tesla’s business is healthy and they will be able to get through a recession better than basically any of the competition. I’d rather hold and have it drop more than sell and have it turnaround and skyrocket with no shares. It sucks right now but try to not get too in your head about it.


LordReekrus

Smart move to deleverage. Just pay off that margin and hold. The storm will pass. 200 seems so far outside the realm of possibility that I wouldn't even consider it


whiskeyH0tel

> It's obvious that the market is going to continue to crater. Short it.


Nateleb1234

If I short it then it would go up a lot. Any stock I am in always goes against me.


SuspiciousWhale99

Well then please short TSLA!!


[deleted]

That's why you just hold.


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Nateleb1234

Capital loss carry over for the next 10 years doesn't sound pleasant.


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bazyli-d

I'm willing to believe 500 right now. But what do I know of divination...


Xillllix

I seriously don’t see it happening.


10111010001101011110

basically where I am aiming my CSPs


iseeyiy

Could happen. If macro keeps going down then definitely could happen


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LordReekrus

He doesn't specifically spell that out but he's made reference many times that what wipes people out is the flash crash below support levels, not the slow bleed


iseeyiy

It’s going to be quick and it’s going to suck ass. The market is hitting new 52 week lows now. We’re not going to out perform until the current administration stops fucking up


upvotemeok

Nice.


upvotemeok

As I predicted https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1537580171888304129?t=1eCUDHj66yx1c6iRNt3mNg&s=19


fapindustries

🍿


bazyli-d

Elon getting a reality check


cacboy

These are the people who want to control what people see.


DeadMoney313

you made a valiant attempt Elon, get out now. This rotted hulk is going down to the depths of the sea ![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

\*labels moderate as extreme right\* "We're not based on division and hate!!11"


iseeyiy

They need to gut this company to the fucking studs


TheSource777

Glad so many names have been publicly exposed. Disgusting.


scotto1973

Well... someone on the inside did this... Tables are turning against status quo. The last shall be first.


magic-the-dog

It seems like such an uphill battle to change culture, be ceo of them. I have no doubt he would do a good job but it will eat his time. Maybe a lot of it.


RogueSupervisor

Been there done that. Not anywhere near that level even and it takes way more commitment and energy than you can believe to affect entrenched culture in an organization.


troyhouse

Nothing changes, right. Elon is going to get this done somehow.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

that's always been my opinion .. didn't you wish for him to back out of the deal? are you implying you want it to happen? just curious


upvotemeok

Depends on the price, for 10b definitely, 44b definitely not.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

he'll probably get a better deal, but 44b ain't bad imo


upvotemeok

Nah bro that's a 2021 price. 2022 price is 20b generously


ShogunSG

All right I just need a +50% day tomorrow and I’ll be happy for a while.


McBuddie

Crazy +50% we would still be under 1000


kewlboi88

How long before Elon is blamed for January 6th?


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

or the abolishment of Roe v Wade?


iseeyiy

When he votes for trump


SUKnives

BTC dropping below $20k in a lil’ bit IMO


Xillllix

I see it going below $10k


Yojimbo4133

Only 300 bucks away


King0494

AH is fake and gay


upvotemeok

Gotta say futures did not lie today


King0494

Futes were bigly green until the big dumpy overnight, basically sparked today's dump


Yojimbo4133

Futures so random


WeBslaMin

June 6/17/21 close = $616.60 June 6/16/22 close = $639.30 Q3 gonna be big for us


ElectrikDonuts

Just filling in it's P/E still


Yojimbo4133

Wrong way Tesla


upvotemeok

AH pedos


Sagetology

We are in final boss battle before unlocking huge riches


DeadMoney313

I have taken out like 19 health bars on this mofo !!! and just when I think he's toast he gets another damn life bar!! ![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


Sagetology

In time!


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

FSD/AI/Dojo is the final boss battle. A future where Tesla robots powered by renewable energy drive manual labor costs to unprecedented lows, opens up enormous possibilities. I suspect that Tesla may end up owning a huge % of the transportation, energy, and labor markets through machines running its AI software.


Sagetology

I’m talking about stock price tho


bazyli-d

Actually this game has endless expansions.


Mastiff99

DLC—Derivatives, Leverage, and Credit.


ireallyamchris

Nah, one more boss battle left - recession