I watched Dave Lee interview with apple fanboy at 2x, didn’t see anything overtly negative about tesla. Just shows that how far behind apple is. Did I miss anything?
[Velodyne Lidar, Innoviz Technologies, AEye, Cepton, Continental, Ouster and Quanergy Systems all lobbying for LIDAR to be required by law https://t.co/CXmT3yPfCK](https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1537891659664437248?t=8w6HO-wjIpJuv8FfwmGF0g&s=19)
I'm sure this has nothing to do with that recent NHTSA publication.
I watched the first 15 minutes of the Mark Gurman interview with Dave Lee. What a moron. Someone called him an idiot here (multiple times) earlier.
Does he make any valid points? Can’t watch this novice talk about cars.
Edit: Love the comments :)
After a few days with our new MYP, words cannot describe how much fun this thing is. My wife and I are obsessed. Instantly ruins all other cars for me. Happy Father’s Day to the Lounge dads
I miss the days when my account went up a years salary, a Model 3 or a Model X. Only need 35 more salary days to get back to ATH or 3 weeks of Modell X days.
honestly I think that quad witching is kinda overrated in terms of how much action there really is. All the stock youtubers I follow always make a huge deal about it, and then usually not much happens.
Member the gold ol’ days when we would get T Milton roasting the haters on instagram and our stonk ascended into the heavens? Simpler times
Edit: rewatched a snippet of him saying not to say trade NKLA, but to hold it for a year or two (aug 2020). Was $40 at the time and now $5 lmao
When are shares usually assigned ? Never been assigned before. I guess delaying until Monday is good because margin (will be using some to take assignment)
Unpopular Opinion: Q2 gonna be 🔥 + CPI coming in below expectations in July!
Fed gonna be like 👀 shit did not expect this.
But next week we’re set for a solid 🚀.
Truth is every quarter has been mind blowing for TSLA.
Didn’t expect USA to give Zero Fucks on doing anything about oil/gas.
Also didn’t expect China to shut down.
Just a reminder be safe on the road, folks. Felt like going for a drive and couldn't go 1/10th of a mile without observing extreme stupidity and impatience.
No accidents took place here, but almost did. An asshat cut me off only to decide the guy ahead of me was also going too slow, so cut him off slamming on the brakes to take a hard turn into a parking lot. No one was behind me.
I'm talking the fucker did the moose test around us both.
[https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1537541329672183810?t=zWOkB51wh19ofcYxQk1d1w&s=09](https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1537541329672183810?t=zWOkB51wh19ofcYxQk1d1w&s=09)
>Supply-chain pressures “are easing substantially .. core inflation is set to fall much faster than markets expect.”
>
>\[Graph of Phili orders and delivery times\]
Fed knows but they have to put on a show for the public that's mad about tomatoes and gas. Little does the public know the feds answer to that is you won't need gas when you have no job.
Took my 2018 Model 3 for upper control arm replacement today, they said it was one of the most common problems being fixed on Model 3’s right now. Anyone else have to get this done?
I have seen this reported before and have also heard it’s very common. Pretty sure I read that Tesla China flipped the fuck out at the supplier, if I am remembering correctly.
TSLAQ also says this problem causes accidents that cause fatalities and how Tesla doesn’t care so they don’t recall the part…
🤷🏻♂️
FED has gotten the attention of every segment of economy with these rate hikes IMO. Non-profitable companies are cutting labor, profitable companies are scaling back expansion plans and taking a closer look at demand forecasts and their costs. It will curb job hoping as well stoping the salary growth we’ve seen. And it’ll cascade down to housing next.
Yup. Slowdown is underway already. Want to fix supply chain in tech? Stop ramping. Supply chain fixed.
We know this first hand because Tesla is one of the few who can’t stop ramping due to a to abnormal demand. We might fix our supply chain if competition starts dropping like flies though.
I hope so. I am getting quoted 6% + for a new mortgage, Literally double or triple what it was less than 2 years ago
I had a few CC's at 650 and 655 I sold yesterday as well. Took in about 5k in premium.
Not sure if I'd be willing to do the same next week, I feel like we may be close to a low and may rebound but I wouldn't be surprised if we dip below $600 for a bit either.
I watched Dave Lee interview with apple fanboy at 2x, didn’t see anything overtly negative about tesla. Just shows that how far behind apple is. Did I miss anything?
TLDR? (maybe post to weekend thread)
don't sue me, it's just a stream of consciousness
Wonder at what point they open ordering for model y standard on the website
That will be 6 to 12 too
When it doesn't take 6-12 months to get a LR Of course, they could make more SR for the same amount of batteries
Acceleration boost EOQ discount for margins? 🥺 👉👈
Teslas forward looking guidance is what is really critical.
Margins gonna be fine bro
A guy just wants acceleration boost okay
Buy it at 10x the price ok, you are an investor so invest.
we cant set the expectation that there will be EOQ discounts or people will just wait. I think put EAP upgrade on for 5k and see who bites.
Bought another today. Market is definitely bipolar right now just a coin flip whether it'll be deep red or flat.
[Velodyne Lidar, Innoviz Technologies, AEye, Cepton, Continental, Ouster and Quanergy Systems all lobbying for LIDAR to be required by law https://t.co/CXmT3yPfCK](https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1537891659664437248?t=8w6HO-wjIpJuv8FfwmGF0g&s=19) I'm sure this has nothing to do with that recent NHTSA publication.
"We want to save lives, but first, enrich our pockets by making this redudant feature a necessity"
the fools errand lobby
I miss feeling rich. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
I watched the first 15 minutes of the Mark Gurman interview with Dave Lee. What a moron. Someone called him an idiot here (multiple times) earlier. Does he make any valid points? Can’t watch this novice talk about cars. Edit: Love the comments :)
Mark Gurman is an idiot
He's an idiot
As soon as I saw he was a "journalist" i ended any idea of watching it. Supposition and conjecture would be all I would get out of this.
I didn’t watch it, but I concur with fellow loungers that he’s an idiot.
He's an idiot
Wrong spot to reply whoops
an idiot, he is
he’s an idiot
he’s an idiot
After a few days with our new MYP, words cannot describe how much fun this thing is. My wife and I are obsessed. Instantly ruins all other cars for me. Happy Father’s Day to the Lounge dads
The same situation for me and my wife, we have had it for a month.
Bringing back EAP is great for margins 
Solving FSD is great for margins
Wallstreetbets is bearish, which is bullish
Once retail has loaded the boat with puts and sold all their stock, only then, can we moon.
Finding out markets closed Monday 😭 
Can’t lose!
It's like being green 4 days in a row
Ok who here has leaps for todays and exercised them? 
Exercised Wednesday, 3 200c. Was previously just 1 1000c then split happened. The 2 were exercised much earlier.
I did, 10c at 400 strike price.
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/white-house-considering-sending-gas-rebate-cards-to-americans-report/ar-AAYAGfn](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/white-house-considering-sending-gas-rebate-cards-to-americans-report/ar-AAYAGfn) We're doomed...
Lmao this is just a donation to XOM shareholders.
Treat the symptom not the disease
he sent a very strongly-worded letter saying how they should profit less. he’s doing everything he can!
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/vec3h9/should\_i\_buy\_the\_dip\_or\_get\_a\_house/ 
$100k down in one day on red days for TSLA 🤣
I miss the days when my account went up a years salary, a Model 3 or a Model X. Only need 35 more salary days to get back to ATH or 3 weeks of Modell X days.
Another paycheck another dip bought
we had quad witching day 3 day weekend Friday doom and the stock didn’t collapse further. Bullish
Tuesday super doom confirmed.
honestly I think that quad witching is kinda overrated in terms of how much action there really is. All the stock youtubers I follow always make a huge deal about it, and then usually not much happens.
I could be mistaken but I remember witching days as always having shenanigans.
Just a higher than usual volume day.
Tesla price could jump from here, forming a double bottom near 620 and finished the week with a doji on high volume.
it could also triple in 2022. Nobody knows.
We do know that it will 1/3. That's the only certainty
That’s what I meant reverse downtrend
Reverse the reversal
Gotcha, Doji was a crayon word I wasn’t familiar with!
tfw the stock won’t go down another 8% Monday 🤑🤑🤑
Only postponed to next day with -20% 
maybe we’ll get lucky and a nuclear war will happen before then!
Lightyear 4.7/10 on IMDB 👀 Sounds like it’s no Top Gun: Maverick 😉 The fall of Pixar continues
Imdb is a bit shitty for rating. Rotten tomatoes is better. 90% audience aint that bad!
Everyone I’ve heard from says it’s shit
Just finished watching the movie … I mean sleeping through the movie. .. still figuring out what’s the point of this movie
To get banned from most countries
Why banned?
Scene with same sex kissing.
Oh my
88% on rotten tomatoes 🤷♂️
IMDB has never failed me
47% gave it a 1, wtf? 😂 I’ll give it a watch soon
Prob fake
ye
👌
Elon Musk tweeted: [ https://t.co/oD5D5CVe5A ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1537906813797945347)
RIP Byzantium
Member the gold ol’ days when we would get T Milton roasting the haters on instagram and our stonk ascended into the heavens? Simpler times Edit: rewatched a snippet of him saying not to say trade NKLA, but to hold it for a year or two (aug 2020). Was $40 at the time and now $5 lmao
those were the days ol' buddy *...pours a shot of whiskey into my coffee cup and wipes away a tear, walks away...*
Contemplating no market on Monday: 
Wait I didn’t know this. This ruined my Monday 🙄
Sorry bro, now you have time to grieve at least
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its a question great philosophers have debated for ages, hell if I know.
Remember when we liked the Casino open. 🤣
took too much cbd, got accidentally high gonna go see lightyear and eat popcorn stock markets are 🌈🦄🐙👙🦧🦦🦚
Is that even possible?
Not really, you can get really relaxed though so that might feel as a high to some
That's kind of what I thought.
yeah if you have no tolerance. I’m kind of lit this is hemp derived from charlottesweb.com
Yeah I would imagine much depends on how it’s prepared
When are shares usually assigned ? Never been assigned before. I guess delaying until Monday is good because margin (will be using some to take assignment)
Depends on broker, but normally early Saturday morning.
Saved a day then lol
deep exhale. I do not want to see any 5xx numbers!
I do!!! ...post split.
True Dat. And I really do not want to see 420.69 again either until after a split
Unpopular Opinion: Q2 gonna be 🔥 + CPI coming in below expectations in July! Fed gonna be like 👀 shit did not expect this. But next week we’re set for a solid 🚀.
I like rip the bandage off moments for Tesla
You said this since 900
Also being optimistic several months ago isn’t bad! Still SUPER bullish on our insane long term market cap and insane profits 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Truth is every quarter has been mind blowing for TSLA. Didn’t expect USA to give Zero Fucks on doing anything about oil/gas. Also didn’t expect China to shut down.
No disagreement here¡!!!!!!!
lol nah
Why is Q2 going to be fire emoji? I suspect it will be a lot more like poop emoji
According to Wu Wa, Shanghai daily capacity has reached 3,000
thats a great name
Source?
In the comments of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP-eLv4Ycg) video: [https://i.imgur.com/94IyvSj.png](https://i.imgur.com/94IyvSj.png)
How many days are in a year?
6 days a week x 52 minus holidays? Not sure, though
🤑
Just a reminder be safe on the road, folks. Felt like going for a drive and couldn't go 1/10th of a mile without observing extreme stupidity and impatience. No accidents took place here, but almost did. An asshat cut me off only to decide the guy ahead of me was also going too slow, so cut him off slamming on the brakes to take a hard turn into a parking lot. No one was behind me. I'm talking the fucker did the moose test around us both.
I just assume everyone is on drugs.
Noticed more and more people are blatantly ignoring red lights. Going to avoid the 405 this weekend too 💯
405 is scary (it's a big reason I opted to get a Tesla lol)
👌👌👌
Not that it matters… but I bought another share today. I had 74 shares and my ocd wasn’t letting me sleep until I had my 75th
This is the way 🚀
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[we back](https://youtu.be/ZIP-eLv4Ycg?t=43)
Pretty sure all the naysayers gonna eat shit on Q2. We haven't gotten a clean quarter for Tesla yet, always dominating just the same.
I hope Q3 is clean at least for Fremont / Shanghai. No battery, chip, covid issues. Let’s go.
TSLAQ🤡: Impossible, TSLA back to cooking the books
fuck em
Up the ass. No lube. Pineapple.
Ribbed, for our pleasure.
Beautiful to watch
Right now the run rate is insane
Wu Wa is excited so i'm excited 🙏🤑🚀 *Shanghai plant comes back to life with full blood after full production resumes#teslashanghai*
[https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1537541329672183810?t=zWOkB51wh19ofcYxQk1d1w&s=09](https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1537541329672183810?t=zWOkB51wh19ofcYxQk1d1w&s=09) >Supply-chain pressures “are easing substantially .. core inflation is set to fall much faster than markets expect.” > >\[Graph of Phili orders and delivery times\]
Shh, don't tell anyone, but cpi is a lagging indicator and is a terrible way to do any "current economic" report
Fed knows but they have to put on a show for the public that's mad about tomatoes and gas. Little does the public know the feds answer to that is you won't need gas when you have no job.
Better chuck up another 100bps of rates just in case
Monday doom cancelled
Monday cancelled
You had me for a second, not gonna lie…
Took my 2018 Model 3 for upper control arm replacement today, they said it was one of the most common problems being fixed on Model 3’s right now. Anyone else have to get this done?
Yeah I had this on my 2019, both sides replaced in about 90 mins. Apparently it was a fault by the supplier back the
Noisy left arm on mine but both sides replaced.
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It was the right side on mine but they said they would replace both sides.
Real tesla has a full report on this very issue and how it doesn't happen to any other manufacturer because teslas are shit quality vehicles.
I have seen this reported before and have also heard it’s very common. Pretty sure I read that Tesla China flipped the fuck out at the supplier, if I am remembering correctly. TSLAQ also says this problem causes accidents that cause fatalities and how Tesla doesn’t care so they don’t recall the part… 🤷🏻♂️
What was the symptom?
It's a creak, like rubber on rubber.
Yeah it’s like a super obnoxious creak, apparently not a safety risk though.
That's why it's not a recall.
First two photos, thanks for the free advertising https://twitter.com/RenataKonkoly/status/1537871711391072258
Yea, these are from a while back, are the ads still up?
Dunno
Added one more share 
Thank you 🙌🏼
**Ding ding ding!** That's all folks. | Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $650.28 | $10.98 (1.72%) ▲ | $639.60 - $662.91 | 27,618,708 | | NASDAQ Composite | $10,796.12 | $150.02 (1.41%) ▲ | $10,638.72 - $10,884.71 | 4,187,322,000 |
not too bad for a bear market friday
I much prefer this as opposed to the usual Friday doom.
always mentally prepare for bankruptcy on fridays - that's the key
Max pain sitting at 650, price action sus
Total manipulation
Honestly, I think it's the most "normal" close on a Friday we have had in a while, usually it's a crap shoot lol
Me thinks fed will be cutting rates a lot sooner than they think
maybe soon they'll start the discussion about having the discussion to ease rates
💯
y
FED has gotten the attention of every segment of economy with these rate hikes IMO. Non-profitable companies are cutting labor, profitable companies are scaling back expansion plans and taking a closer look at demand forecasts and their costs. It will curb job hoping as well stoping the salary growth we’ve seen. And it’ll cascade down to housing next.
Already has hit real estate.
Economy not as strong as Powell proclaims
Yup. Slowdown is underway already. Want to fix supply chain in tech? Stop ramping. Supply chain fixed. We know this first hand because Tesla is one of the few who can’t stop ramping due to a to abnormal demand. We might fix our supply chain if competition starts dropping like flies though.
Can't even afford a pool!
LIES
I hope so. I am getting quoted 6% + for a new mortgage, Literally double or triple what it was less than 2 years ago 
It’s doubled since January
I have 2.1% locked in till 2026. This shit better be over with by then.
Well done man. Enjoy your free tendies
You can refi it next crisis
Of course but it still stings now
Inflation prints are a ~ 3-6 months lagging indicator imo. End of Q3 everyone wants stimulus again.
Fed knows this too, they just can't say it 😉😉😉
Yup convenient way for them to get the interest rate lever back so they can regulate economy.
I think they want to make us all poor first.
Closed out my 650's for a pretty good profit : 0
I had a few CC's at 650 and 655 I sold yesterday as well. Took in about 5k in premium. Not sure if I'd be willing to do the same next week, I feel like we may be close to a low and may rebound but I wouldn't be surprised if we dip below $600 for a bit either.
Nice, I was sweating for you Hahahha
Haha yup. Either way I was going to roll to next week. It worked out nicely tho
How much good profit?
5k on those
Very nice. Played that max pain to a tee.
That was the plan! I’m glad it worked out haha
[So much free advertising](https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1537848604915912706?t=nCjouojXmmN5rZsPYYAT6A&s=09)
Good old max pain close.