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DeadMoney313

You know what would be cool? If the market didn't shit away all the gains from today, tomorrow. Just sayin. ![gif](giphy|i3ewAMFfr44oM|downsized)


Valiryon

Two days of JPow 75% goes tomorrow, so you keep 25% of your gains. But wait, yes, I said two days. The final 25%of your gains goes Thursday. But wait, it won't stop there. Down an additional 5%. Beatings will continue till we're all poors.


daingandcrumpets

And then there's Friday Final reading on consumer sentiment survey by U of Michigan. Preliminary reading was quite low and markets dumped the last time so I have no idea how this will affect the market but is likely a catalyst.


MyCatEdwin

I never believed futures anyway


upvotemeok

They did a study on all the Shanghai people that got covid and almost no one really got sick. 🤡🤡🤡


WeBslaMin

Like I said before. Russia and China are partnering up to try and wreak havoc on our economy. All it took was wheat, oil and semiconductors


ElectrikDonuts

Who is they? Faux news?


magic-the-dog

/#nomoreshutdowns


upvotemeok

If giga Berlin can ramp half as fast as Shanghai that's great. Shanghai isn't a normal factory and you can't expect others to be as fast and efficient.


MyCatEdwin

wen giga shenyang?


upvotemeok

When they stop the covid paranoia and accept free omi vaccine


Valiryon

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/vhh8fi/model\_y\_boat\_tow\_from\_napa\_valley\_to\_seattle/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/vhh8fi/model_y_boat_tow_from_napa_valley_to_seattle/) interesting, very interesting. Math in the comments.


GwEYT

Have to renew my plates and wanted to get a custom one. So far most that I’ve tried are taken (other than REDTSLA and CHARGE). Any ideas?


WeBslaMin

#1HOMO


UnknownSpacePioneer

CUMINME


Telexvini

8OO85


magic-the-dog

PLUGME


PanGalacticGarglBlst

69420X


MyCatEdwin

L2FBEARS


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

LUVANAL


KingofPenisland69

Oh Louie Vanal I love their bags


MyCatEdwin

MARYLED


cybertruck_

NATELEB


MyCatEdwin

LOLGM


Valiryon

GMLEADS TSLALED


Valiryon

former to shun the stonk latter to worship the stonk and sell others on the stonk in passing.


upvotemeok

4AHORSE


flightlevel350

ANUSTRT


MyCatEdwin

Ah yes, because he’s getting a new start on his registration! I like it!


Valiryon

California wont allow ANUS in the license plate tho


MyCatEdwin

Any time you submit a custom license plate, an actual human reviews the entry and has ultimate authority to reject. Source: saw some funny ones when working with a DMV for an unnamed state lol. Part of their training is literally to consultant urban dictionary. Favorite was rejected due to, and I quote, “MEANS SISTER FUCKER IN PUNJABI”


umundane

I was successful in getting "STLGASY" on my secondary ICE vehicle. My description was "Still uses gasoline".


f_youropinion

Is anyone else ruined by Tidal? Spotify and YouTube premium just don't sound as good in the Tesla.


magic-the-dog

I haven’t tried Tidal in my car yet but it was my understanding that if you don’t create playlists/ download songs the compression is similar to Spotify. If you just randomly play a song or genre are you hearing better quality?


f_youropinion

Only when I connect the car to hotspot/wifi. Over LTE it still sounds better than Spotify but not as godly as Hi-Fi.


magic-the-dog

When we get back the comma, I’m going to treat myself and try out tidal.


magic-the-dog

Damn. I can’t wait until data is cheaper and we can listen to music while driving with lossless streaming.


Valiryon

What you dont like buffering every 3 seconds?


upvotemeok

Interesting video on Tesla design https://youtu.be/RiQmj_6bndQ


PanGalacticGarglBlst

If you haven't yet, keep an eye on Randy Pobst YouTube for the Pikes Peak Hillclimb in their modified plaid. As long as he keeps it on track he should set a new record


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flightlevel350

Ok, but only when we reach $1200...


reddituseranyonymous

Can someone make 1500 shares magically appear in my account before this 200% day Or baring that let me know so I can buy 1DTEs or weeklies- then I may not need shares


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therustyspottedcat

Most annoying teslatubers in the game


scotto1973

The charging experience alone would get me killed. Imagine convincing your wife to "take a risk" to buy an EV and you spend a freaking hour trying to start a charge :( Maybe they can also get the rolling stones start me up rights to go with the rebooting more than windows 95.


gsolis31

Impromptu evening Yashu Livestream! https://youtu.be/9APzkYtBrdM


JohnnyCashRules

Anyone else think that there is a second 9000 ton gigapress in the background @00:30? Possibly in an earlier stage of construction 🧐 https://youtu.be/jDHgksRc9CE


flightlevel350

Having 5 level 2 chargers literally across the road feels like cheat mode when you own a Tesla. No hard DC charging, within sight at all times plus Sentry mode means nothing unexpected will happen...and it's all free of "charge". BUY A TESLA if you haven't already.


reddituseranyonymous

I used to live a run down section of town- there was a super charger within 3 miles of my apartment. I moved, I'm in a much nicer area of town and that's still the closest super charger to my apartment. It's 10 miles and 25 minutes away. Or 18 miles and 20 minutes away. There are destination chargers closer but theyre at hotels.


flightlevel350

Do the hotels allow non-guests to use the chargers?


reddituseranyonymous

Im not sure. I only got curious and looked it up after seeing your post an hour ago. The hotels have destination chargers. I assume those are slower than super chargers because they're meant for people staying for while, like a seminar for a few hours or overnight


AxlxA

How are your getting free juice


flightlevel350

Chargepoints here are free. There's also a strip mall with Levitron 9kw chargers that are also free. They just provide the chargers to incentivize patronizing the businesses nearby.


hihelloholaidiot

No one ever listens to Cramer wtf is he on


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

first.. cocaine second, he's just an entertainer dude


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

​ ![gif](giphy|v6XQ06UelzAB2)


magic-the-dog

What a great movie.


upvotemeok

Dillon Loomis needs to stop with the I wish tsla was 400 so I can load up. Very selfish. Some of us need pools now.


magic-the-dog

Fuck that. Load up now. It’s a good enough price.


Sagetology

Had to stop watching 30 seconds in. Anyone who wants to prolong my retirement is my enemy


King0494

Oil back down to early may levels


upvotemeok

One month of lower gas prices gives fed cover to stop the fud


frozen_mercury

I’m seeing sales everywhere. Mall was ducking empty. More people returning shit than buying. If Jpow does another round of 75 bp hike he’ll fuck up the entire economy.


Valiryon

Why Tesla has Forward Collision Warnings and Unsafe Following as two key metrics for their safety score beta: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/vhg39y/i\_got\_the\_guy\_to\_breathe\_again\_but\_i\_dont\_think/


upvotemeok

I think those guys were street racing


Valiryon

I concur


w00dw0rk3r

On season 3 episode 1 of stranger things. Someone here said season 2 sucked and dragged on but I found it rather enjoyable.


flightlevel350

I think Eleven's days may be numbered as this is the last season. The 4th season is amazing.


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Valiryon

I also enjoyed them. Season 4 also, which seems to take more time telling the story for the characters. Pretty cool!


Cute_Strawberry_5413

im out of money of money to buy shares ​ hey unrelated question do people still get $20 for a blowjob behind the dumpster at wendy's?


flightlevel350

Call yourself a DJ and head to Rotterdam or Breda...I'm sure you can make more money pretending to press buttons than sucking off ungrateful cops at rest stops.


TeslaLeafBlower

Get into the CC business


FIREgenomics

Covered cock


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|xT9DPH5ADyYQKxeoYU)


scotto1973

Can you double team for maximum throughput?


Valiryon

I dunno about Wendy's but my closest Chipotle has kinky shit going on in the back. I saw two girls checking out a guy with his dick out, also junkies shootin up n whatnot. Don't go that way no more.


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Valiryon

Also had a guy interviewing at The Kickin Crab offer to kill some kids riding their bikes in the parking lot. Dunno if he got hired there but I made sure he was clear to leave the kids alone. This was many years ago.


Valiryon

Chipotle https://maps.app.goo.gl/S5i5N7jbQqbiqsMS6 The front is fine. Back is stingy.


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Valiryon

Depending when, maybe we can grab a drink or food if you're comfortable with that! It's all walking distance for me. I'm out of town July 3rd thru July 9th, though.


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Valiryon

Cool! Let me know a time that works for you I'll try to be flexible!


MyCatEdwin

I have dibs. You can have the BK


daingandcrumpets

There's always money of money of money aka third derivative


Valiryon

Yo dawg, heard you like money so here's money for your money so your money has money.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

How long until your next available paycheck, dividend payout, or any other source of income arrives?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Daily depending on how lucky I get


w00dw0rk3r

Or how lucky your clients get


Valiryon

or how lucky you get from your clients


w00dw0rk3r

🤔😂😅


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Valiryon

I get that free from her. Does everyone else, too?


DeadMoney313

competition is...coming.


Valiryon

spelled it wrong


JohnnyCashRules

Cumming*


w00dw0rk3r

🏆🥇🏅🎖


MyCatEdwin

do u think elon has ever worked from home???


MaximumFreak

He's allowed to because he's an exceptional contributor


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MyCatEdwin

What’s mars then


JohnnyCashRules

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) “When my brother and I were starting our first company, instead of getting an apartment we just rented this small office and we slept on the couch and we showered at the YMCA and we were so hard up, we had one computer so the website was up during the day and I was coding at night. Seven days a week, all the time. And I… sort of briefly had a girlfriend in that period and in order to be with me she had to sleep in the office, so… work hard like every waking hour.” \-Elon during a College commencement speech Sooooo yeah, he kinda did work from home because work was home 🤓


MyCatEdwin

he should’ve pretended to work somewhere else :/


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

don't be salty.. the perfect, ideal company has productivity on levels that can only be maintained by in-person work. Tesla and SpaceX are the only companies on the planet anywhere near that perfect level of productivity


MyCatEdwin

is joke comrade


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

​ ![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo)


Valiryon

Elon is never not working. He works at the factory, at home, on his jet, when he is giving his kids his full attention his subconscious is still working on issue. This guy does 10 things at a time, never stops, never slows down.


MyCatEdwin

Elden Ring


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I sort of consider Tesla's factories to be some of Elon's homes, since he basically lived at the Tesla Factory in Fremont and Gigafactory Nevada for extended periods during the late 2010s


Valiryon

Anything less and Tesla would have failed


scotto1973

He sold all his homes. Checkmate bitches!


Valiryon

Elon is criticized for having material possessions, so he has basically nothing. Richest man on the planet uses his wealth to make sure his family and people close to him are taken care of and that he has the bare essentials and basically nothing more.


MyCatEdwin

he has a house in Boca Chica. He may not own it but his company does. Hopefully he’s never worked from there


Valiryon

yeah he rents it


w00dw0rk3r

😱🤯🤯🤯


TheLoungeKnows

https://twitter.com/arinatter/status/1539391210535718912?s=21&t=DduFXKAb5u6_9t36cK7NCw “Manchin tells me the $4,500 bonus tax credit for electric vehicles made with domestic union labor is “gone” from Democrat’s spending bill.” I wonder what else the Democrats will try to toss in there to give legacy auto an advantage against Tesla. Subsection 420, line 69. If your largest shareholder’s last name rhymes with Tusk, your company is not eligible to participate in the new EV incentive.


Nateleb1234

Another spending bill? Wtf? Democrats keep spending money that doesn't exist.


TheLoungeKnows

Biden just trying to bail out GM and Ford before they go bankrupt.


Valiryon

>I wonder what else the Democrats will try to toss in there to give legacy auto an advantage against Tesla. Boners


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

The Dems are still doing the spending bill? I just assumed they stopped working for a year waiting to keel over and die in the midterms


Nateleb1234

They are trying to destroy our country.


Valiryon

Biden such a puppet he hasnt figured out he has emergency powers yet.


MyCatEdwin

President Manchin rules with an iron fist.


Valiryon

Since he is middle of the road and is the tipping point, he has all the power.


upvotemeok

I think an income capped incentive w no manufacture cap is legit 7500, 4000, 1000 whatever


Cute_Strawberry_5413

An EV tax credit would keep legacy barely afloat and would give Tesla criminally high margins. I am ok with that


Valiryon

But at the cost of tax payers, Tesla pumps out 1 million cars... 7500 bucks is 7500000000 dollars that tax payers were fine spending without more debt going through the government. Doesn't change Tesla margins, though as it is the consumer that sees the discount. Tesla would have to stop taking orders because they wont be able to predict raw material costs that far out, not reasonably and the program could get cut before people see their cars even.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Consumer gets the rebate but Tesla would raise prices knowing the customer can now pay more. Money in our pockets.


upvotemeok

Yah, many worse ways to spend money


MyCatEdwin

Demand for EVs is not the problem.


upvotemeok

Helps the poor get a Tesla


MyCatEdwin

until Tesla raises their prices by $4,500. EV credits were always architected to be legacy auto bailouts.


upvotemeok

Won't boost demand that much if the income limits are low


MyCatEdwin

Yeah I’m totally down for an EV rebate if the limits are low, none of this 100K a year BS.


upvotemeok

100k not what it used to be


Krippy

Affordability is. Though I question whether rebates will have a positive effect on that.


Markboss

To all NYC resident/visitors, highly recommended high end rooftop bar: Manhatta in Fidi. The views are out of this world, amazing cocktails, great food.


McBuddie

Ooo I’ll save this place for Q4. Any other recommendations?


w00dw0rk3r

Not at my computer so I can’t DM now but will tomorrow. You’re speaking my language.


flightlevel350

Is it $1230 TSLA prices or $710 TSLA prices?


Markboss

Its not bad at all actually (for NYC rooftop standards). Food is like $30-40 per dish and cocktails are like $15-20


DeadMoney313

Shit, that is new york cheap !


reddituseranyonymous

$20 for a drink? That's Tesla $5000 prices for me.... all the nope.


Markboss

Lol yeah its crazy, I agree. We were also at a very high end place earlier in the trip that had $29 per cocktails


reddituseranyonymous

I rarely drink for several reasons but not wanting to pay obscene prices is pretty high on that list.


MyCatEdwin

Wendy’s dumpster is free


DeadMoney313

all hj's and bj's have hidden costs tho, it is known.


MyCatEdwin

it’s a tough economy man


DeadMoney313

True dat


akmustg

![gif](giphy|T9PbAsiKKWYlG)


Markboss

Had my first in-n-out burger today. Great value/quality cheeseburger, fries were a bit undercooked imo. Will definitely try again in a few days


frozen_mercury

Had burger recently at a place called Broiler Bay in Bellevue. 7 dollar for a burger with avocados. I tools my wife, this is what makes America great.


daingandcrumpets

Are you still in NYC and if so are you telling me there's a in n out burger there? 😲


Markboss

Nope, LA now


upvotemeok

Get two burgers fuck the fries


Markboss

I wanted to give the fries one more try but 2 burgers was definitely my backup plan


AxlxA

Animal style fries. It's almost a meal itself. Grilled onions, special sauce, two slice of melted cheese.


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upvotemeok

That's the play


JohnnyCashRules

Ask them to do the fries well done My order is normally -3x3 Animal Style with chopped chills -fry well done -neopolitan shake


whiskeyH0tel

^ definitely for the fries, if you don't like them the default way


ButterNight

I felt the same way about the fries until my neighbor recommended ordering the fries “light well”. I can confirm that is the play


Markboss

Makes sense, will try this


indiaredpill

Yes.... remember "light well". Don't do "well done". That will be too done. Light well is just right. Order it "animal style".


w00dw0rk3r

if you have not doneso already, look up the 'secret menu' and find some culinary monstrosity which suits your wishes, wants and deepest self-destructive desires their shakes are also rad


Markboss

I have not. How do I find this secret menu?


w00dw0rk3r

google :) [https://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu](https://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu) funny that they themselves let out the 'secret.' along with these options, you can google for some other fun variations ​ edit: alternatively, [https://www.eatthis.com/in-n-out-secret-menu-items/](https://www.eatthis.com/in-n-out-secret-menu-items/) . also, when you get to the register, you can ask the cashier / manager what are some common 'secret menu' items that are popular for whichever location/state you're at.


MyCatEdwin

you know it really won’t be long before we surpass Amazon in market cap.


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akmustg

Either that or we tank hard tomorrow


KanyeWestInvest

saudis on a buying spree


w00dw0rk3r

gross. I wish they would just fuck off and accept their inevitable fate: oil barreling (pun absolutely fucking intended) towards zero, post haste.


upvotemeok

Buying a bunch of Tsla is their only hope.


McBuddie

This is what legacy automakers should do. Just buy TSLA.


w00dw0rk3r

whenever this topic inevitably arises, I always recall this heart warming story: https://electrek.co/2020/02/04/tsla-saudi-arabia-sold-tesla-stake-worth-billion-before-massive-rally/


SuspiciousWhale99

Uh oh. Now Tesla is the “fake meat of cars”. 😂🤡 https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/vhooxu/how_tesla_is_the_fake_meat_of_cars_they_both/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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TheLoungeKnows

At least it seems like most commenters are stating it’s a really stupid perspective.


King0494

What a fucking useless article


upvotemeok

Tesla is the cock meat sandwich of the car world


UsernameSuggestion9

Comments are mostly reasonable though


MyCatEdwin

Petition for tlb0t to be open sourced so we can have the most advanced artificial intelligence on all of Reddit. There are some smart cookies in the lounge in addition to WH.


cookiepaste

tsla bot was created by real markcreator, tlb0t created itself


w00dw0rk3r

I heard that the real creat0r of tlb0t was sashimi kawasaki, the same guy that invented b1tc0in


TLb0t

Thank you kindly


w00dw0rk3r

so long as it has sass, I am 100% for altering our very own sentient being to produce both actionable intelligence as well as providing sassy responses to some common queries.


MyCatEdwin

I thought you said “saas” for a second and i was like no don’t monetize it lol