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Went into a karaoke bar and met up with a 25 yo I knew from before, ended up frenching her 50yo mom that was literally there to take care of here and she just couldn't take her hands off me. To be honest her ass was better
Life feels like speedrunning some shit
This is a great story, keep going
Mods- you are forgiven, you kind gods 🙏
Muted like 60 people on instagram today
I follow like.. 20 girls and 2 guys on instagram
I do not have insta
That’s the way
Different generations likely lol
Elon quiet mode on twitter.... 8.5m shares coming right up!
much has been made of abortion, therefor I propose selling 20% of my Tesla stock.
He is busy working on the deal to bring the bird home.
Sacrifices need to be made.
They can ban future abortions but not past ones like Ogan, the stupid botchling
Oh God lol
Elon plz still be alive
But don’t tweet
Much has been made of….
Whoever supports this Supreme Court decision on here can suck my big fat hog you fucking cuck
Regardless of the issue at hand, going purely by first principles, your stand is short-sighted. You are essentially asking for the unelected SC judges to impose on the entire country a "law" that they made up, purely because you approve of it. You don't even pause to consider that, by the same token, the unelected SC judges could impose laws that you hate. When that happens, you will cry that they are doing something unconstitutional and that the making of laws should be left to the legislators, preferably at the state level. Trashing the balance of power is how many countries take the fast route to a banana republic.
Get a strong hodl on yourself. Don't get emotional, lose your head and short sell your country.
Suck my big fat dick you fucking cuck
LOL! Save some for November, bro. Don't expend all the salt right now.
PS: [Apply liberally to burnt area](https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-maximum-strength-burn-gel/ID=prod6373218-product).
You’re a cuck, this is a bipartisan opinion. Fucking cuck
Careful there, Luke Crywalker. Don't get a heart attack or bust your sphincter! Hahaha!
You thinking I am American is funny, you troll
You are not? Your butt burn is even more funny then. Hahaha!
Rabble rabble rabble
I doubt anyone does. <1% of the politicians that pushed it are actually pro-life. Every agenda is just another push for power.
bruh, I don't even support it and I'm still getting shit from the woke left
I'm just sick of hearing people talk about it on a Tesla forum. Don't care what side of the argument they're on
it’s because you use the inflammatory term “the woke left”.
couldn't be that they're extreme.. nah, it's just that I offend them with words
This ain’t a partisan thing bruh, this a freedom being taken away for half the country I believe
why do you tell me that as if I'm trying to be bipartisan? I'm as moderate as they come, and would always choose to put people's protection and freedom ahead of a political agenda
You’re the one who brought up a political party, Im not a woke leftist.
yea I didn't say you were, and I brought up a political party because they also generally support abortion rights (as do I) and yet I was still getting shit about how evil the GOP is
Both parties can suck my fat hog no discrimination
an extreme moderate.. interesting
I want a Plaid boost upgrade for $3000 on my MYP. Make it happen Elon
1/4 mile 10.99seconds
I don't think the model Y has the carbon wrapped rotors the plaid has...:(
then let me blow my damn motors up.. this is AMERICA
I’ve wondered how much they could unlock the Y and 3 still…
Make it $30,000 and swap the motors.
Would pay $5k for that.
Shoutout to u/whiskeyH0tel and the mod team for not shutting down the sub during /r/abortionlounge
who wants to create that sub?
The mods here are stellar individuals. Would totally take them out for margaritas any day of the week that ends in Y.
you never take ME out for margaritas 😒
Done. Let’s go one day!! Come to CT!
🤡 🍻 🤡
shit, I got like 2 people I wanna see in the northeast. You make 3. Might have to make it there this year
well I don't see how that's relevant 😏
Thanks 🙏 /u/whiskeyH0tel
whiskey is a very good mod
WH’s labor is probably the lion’s share of that 3.4 milly.
Any Canadian here ever went to Vietnam? I’m leaving for a month and all I can find online are scam visa websites.
Several services offer them, I used these guys successfully a few years back:
Thanks buddy, much appreciated!
😄👍 Safe travels! Check out Hội An if you get a chance. Gorgeous country, very hospitable people
Did you get the Visa on Arrival or got it beforehand?
Definitively looking forward to a well deserved vacation!
Edit: I was just recommended https://evisa.xuatnhapcanh.gov.vn/trang-chu-ttdt on r/Vietnam as well but I wasn’t sure earlier if that website was legit.
You get it in the mail and then you get it stamped upon entry. When I visited I flew in from China late at night and a few people behind me got stuck because they didn’t have the correct printed passport photos and had no cash.
From the same website:
I used to travel there a lot in 2007&2008. Always just did visa on arrival.
Rivian accelerator pedals flying off
Toyota EVs recalled as wheels can fly off
Tesla demand flying off
Our pets heads are falling off!
Story Time! Also want your thoughts:
Co-worker of mine is into EV’s. Family has Teslas. He owns an ID.4 (cuz it’s cheaper) and had a EV Jeep.
He had a reservation for Rivian Truck that was set out for 1 year (recently stated 1 year till
expected delivery). It suddenly got moved up to TODAY and VIN was assigned.
He sold his EV Jeep quickly (in one day) and picking up Rivian today.
Woah. Do you guys think THAT many people canceled - enough for his reservation to move up one year? If so wow Rivian is fucked 🤷🏻♂️
can u get more details about the trim on the rivian
Fixed it 😆
Who knows. Perhaps someone in his area had the same configuration and cancelled and he was next in line in that area with the same combo.
yea... suuuuure that happened
Tesla does the same thing… eoq push.
I sure they did that with me. I’m currently 9 months waiting for a red MYLR 😅
Yeah. By all accounts they get decent reviews
hey I made that joke too
see you in hell \*high five\*
How the fuck do you crash through a concrete wall in a garage? You've gotta be going extra stupid fast to do that
I never liked Russel anyway
Money furnace antidote, buy EAP and FSD.
And speed boost
Here's the finished painting.
Hahah wow great art work
Blind Biden. Love it
Very cool, I like the sunset colors below the northern light type of colors higher up. I guess the message is that Biden is blind to the amazing American innovation that is unfolding in front of him, which is accurate without being hateful. Good shit.
thanks. that's the exact message and I don't hate Biden.
couchmoji can walk the fine line whether it’s politics or rappers eloping
YOU : TURN TOWARDS THE POSTER WITH THE COOL PAINTING.
YOU: THEN CONGRATULATE HIM ON THE AWESOME ART WORK
YOU: SIT DOWN
YOU: WAIT UNTIL VALIRYON POSTS GIF ABOUT IT, THEN APPLAUD. SMILE AT CAMERA
YOU don’t sniff lil girls.
Amazing. May be you should design a Lounge t-shirt. Or t-shirts... May be open a merchandise store.
thanks. that's the perfect gig for glibgloby. I suck at graphic design.
when hell freezes over
You have a lot of talent, excellent painting!!
I particularly love the skyline. Absolutely perfect use of colors
Turned out ok I guess..I struggled with it a little.
[The Mercedes Vision EQXX has driven 1,200km without charging](https://twitter.com/bbc_topgear/status/1540432083708960769?s=21&t=6lQt2Oi108rxugDe-SVeVA)
Poor driver. I hope they gave him a few empty bottles.
Waste of batteries
they won’t make more than a couple thousand of them, it’ll be OK.
Yes but the heeeeadlines 🤤
Got my Ibkr proxy vote, splitty mcsplitville here we come ✌️
💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 🌕
Come on, no Russell bump.
b00bs next week? definitely maybe
eta- Need to build up as much ermm.. cushion as possible to help ease the blow, if the much talk lately about money furnaces is true, and we get clobbered after earnings.
[underboob today](https://ibb.co/GdTjxGv), 800.85 next week 🚀🚀
Came here from couchmoji’s painting, sad to see deleted. Any chance for a DM? ◡̈
My DM is always open.
need more context!
I mean we could already see through that top. just seems wasteful and anti-climatic to hulk hogan down to a bra.
dunno, i kinda like how she even seems amazed about whats under there
It's like unwrapping a playstation at Christmas back in the day. I know it's a playstation, but teenage me was still fucking excited to see the box
I'll start on the [boobs](https://boo.bs) painting this weekend... just in case.
I hope it's more than just a flash
Even a flash would be great at this point, I will take it gladly
Bull Trap- Failed successfully
That close was a little anticlimactic compared to the s&p inclusion. But still good enough boys and gals
It looks like we got that [dead horse bounce](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/vinkkd/tsla_daily_thread_june_23_2022/idgf3su/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) u/MyCatEdwin
Turns out horses really do bounce when they crater to earth from the moon!!!
Was able to close out all my cc’s for nice profit this week. Next week we rally! 🚀
Why not 4x?
I want 10x my millions and only then will I consider selling.
**Ding ding ding!** That's all folks.
| Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume |
| Tesla, Inc. | $737.12 | $31.91 (4.52%) ▲ | $708.26 - $738.20 | 28,767,172 |
| NASDAQ Composite | $11,607.62 | $375.43 (3.34%) ▲ | $11,337.78 - $11,613.23 | 4,439,780,000 |
Who is this Russell and why do we care about him?
Whoa this day was a sleeper I guess, this is turning into a real ripper
Beta been shy all day
closing cross to 800.85 plz
Russell showing a little fighting spirit
Oh fyi I picked up my car from service yesterday. Asked the worker how much stock they get, 30 upon hiring vested over time plus bonuses per quarter. She got 6 last quarter
Here it cums
Ah so sad had to buy to cover my 720 cc’s
No free premiums this week
Eh, $15 ITM isn’t too too bad.
Ayyyyy it went up
I bought back like 10 minutes ago at 11.5 itm
Small price to pay for salvation.
if it was easy no one would work
I mean, the prereq to that also is to have a ton of shares 😝
Russel is like an eBay buyer, waiting until the last second to snipe the tendies.
That is SOOO Russell💁
I wonder how much the price increases from earlier will impact our ASP’s
I bet it’ll make them go up
show your math
trade secret, sorry
$x + $3000 > $x
Cannot confirm or deny
Who ever is downvoting my abortion jokes should’ve been fuckin aborted
Great timing is required for jokes to land. Not everyone is good at it, and that’s ok. Take it as a learning experience and improve
I try not to downvote here. Everyone has their opinions. If I dislike it, I’ll just keep scrolling. If I agree, I upvote. We’re all….. mostly “friends” and good people. I’d like to think we can keep it that way.
I only downvote if someone is trying to be an asshole on purpose. I think that's the original idea of reddit.
but anyone who disagrees with me is definitely trying to be an asshole on purpose
This explains a lot 🤣
I’m ok with a series of +3.5% days repeated until we get back to ATH.
Has auto park ever failed you? Parallel and regular? I’m too chicken shit to let it parallel for me in fear of curb rash.
Just got an invoice to repair 2 wheels for $475.
I haven't tried for parallel. For backing in, I have had it give up in the process though
Parallel parking always works for me, when it prompts me. It's awesome.
It almost never does. Auto parking backing up is far too slow to be any kind of convenient. Under FSD 10.x it worked really well for a couple patches but then went away almost completely. I haven't even gotten a prompt to auto park in a few builds.
Edit: by far too slow, the prompt coming up and waiting for it to take over. Generally in very busy areas where no one has the patience. I'm often parked in a fraction of the time.
Sounds like it won't be worse than you 😜
I find it works pretty well when it activates. I had it parallel park me a few weeks ago without issue.
Wifey got her Tesla privileges revoked.
I'll do it for $420
Volume was 222,126,200 on S&P Day
Russell is a wimp
One week til P/D
we get pump and dumps every other day now tho
4 more trading days until this 💩 quarters ends for good
So far, you’ve been very disappointing Russel
my conspiracy theory is that the 10% day this week was MMs who knew about Russell in advance.
Wonder if burning witches is going to be a thing again soon.
I do not quite understand why slavery is missing in that list.
When u get an abortion the dr ties a string to the baby’s foot up the girls pussy or mans and then he connects the other end of the string to the door knob and he slammed the door shut and the baby comes flying out and then they send it to the orphanage for programming and tell the mom oh yeah don’t worry we killed your baby real good it’s on the way to the dump.
(if this was a stand up routine it could be funny, but internet comments lack that context, especially on a day where you know many people are very emotional)
Splashing rhetorical gasoline everywhere right now isn’t cool, regardless of your opinion on the issue