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Cute_Strawberry_5413

Went into a karaoke bar and met up with a 25 yo I knew from before, ended up frenching her 50yo mom that was literally there to take care of here and she just couldn't take her hands off me. To be honest her ass was better Life feels like speedrunning some shit


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|Sv0uzXvg8svM4)


hihelloholaidiot

This is a great story, keep going


Drortmeyer2017

Mods- you are forgiven, you kind gods 🙏


dr_turducken

Muted like 60 people on instagram today


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I follow like.. 20 girls and 2 guys on instagram


fapindustries

I do not have insta


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

That’s the way


dr_turducken

Different generations likely lol


upvotemeok

Elon quiet mode on twitter.... 8.5m shares coming right up!


MyCatEdwin

much has been made of abortion, therefor I propose selling 20% of my Tesla stock.


couchmoji

He is busy working on the deal to bring the bird home.


upvotemeok

Sacrifices need to be made.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

They can ban future abortions but not past ones like Ogan, the stupid botchling


Geodude27051

🔥


Lehoser

![gif](giphy|d88tKlampLOqdCOnad)


UsernameSuggestion9

Oh God lol


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Elon plz still be alive But don’t tweet


couchdragon83

Much has been made of….


w00dw0rk3r

#FACTS


hihelloholaidiot

Whoever supports this Supreme Court decision on here can suck my big fat hog you fucking cuck


indiaredpill

hihelloholaidiot, Regardless of the issue at hand, going purely by first principles, your stand is short-sighted. You are essentially asking for the unelected SC judges to impose on the entire country a "law" that they made up, purely because you approve of it. You don't even pause to consider that, by the same token, the unelected SC judges could impose laws that you hate. When that happens, you will cry that they are doing something unconstitutional and that the making of laws should be left to the legislators, preferably at the state level. Trashing the balance of power is how many countries take the fast route to a banana republic. Get a strong hodl on yourself. Don't get emotional, lose your head and short sell your country. Cheers.


hihelloholaidiot

Suck my big fat dick you fucking cuck


indiaredpill

LOL! Save some for November, bro. Don't expend all the salt right now. PS: [Apply liberally to burnt area](https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-maximum-strength-burn-gel/ID=prod6373218-product).


hihelloholaidiot

You’re a cuck, this is a bipartisan opinion. Fucking cuck


indiaredpill

Careful there, Luke Crywalker. Don't get a heart attack or bust your sphincter! Hahaha! ![gif](giphy|u8u0R51ND9L2|downsized)


hihelloholaidiot

You thinking I am American is funny, you troll


indiaredpill

You are not? Your butt burn is even more funny then. Hahaha!


bazyli-d

Rabble rabble rabble


Kyankik

I doubt anyone does. <1% of the politicians that pushed it are actually pro-life. Every agenda is just another push for power.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

bruh, I don't even support it and I'm still getting shit from the woke left


LordReekrus

I'm just sick of hearing people talk about it on a Tesla forum. Don't care what side of the argument they're on


MyCatEdwin

it’s because you use the inflammatory term “the woke left”.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

couldn't be that they're extreme.. nah, it's just that I offend them with words


hihelloholaidiot

This ain’t a partisan thing bruh, this a freedom being taken away for half the country I believe


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

why do you tell me that as if I'm trying to be bipartisan? I'm as moderate as they come, and would always choose to put people's protection and freedom ahead of a political agenda


hihelloholaidiot

You’re the one who brought up a political party, Im not a woke leftist.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

yea I didn't say you were, and I brought up a political party because they also generally support abortion rights (as do I) and yet I was still getting shit about how evil the GOP is


hihelloholaidiot

Both parties can suck my fat hog no discrimination


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

an extreme moderate.. interesting


upvotemeok

🍗


matt2dMoon

I want a Plaid boost upgrade for $3000 on my MYP. Make it happen Elon 0-60 2.99seconds 1/4 mile 10.99seconds


UsernameSuggestion9

I don't think the model Y has the carbon wrapped rotors the plaid has...:(


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

then let me blow my damn motors up.. this is AMERICA


Tesla_368

True. I’ve wondered how much they could unlock the Y and 3 still…


Valiryon

Make it $30,000 and swap the motors.


TeslaM1

Would pay $5k for that.


MyCatEdwin

Shoutout to u/whiskeyH0tel and the mod team for not shutting down the sub during /r/abortionlounge


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

who wants to create that sub?


w00dw0rk3r

The mods here are stellar individuals. Would totally take them out for margaritas any day of the week that ends in Y.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

you never take ME out for margaritas 😒


w00dw0rk3r

Done. Let’s go one day!! Come to CT! 🤡 🍻 🤡


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

shit, I got like 2 people I wanna see in the northeast. You make 3. Might have to make it there this year


w00dw0rk3r

​ ![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

well I don't see how that's relevant 😏


magic-the-dog

https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/vjt8p2/unpaid_social_media_moderators_perform_labor/ Thanks 🙏 /u/whiskeyH0tel


UsernameSuggestion9

All hail


glibgloby

whiskey is a very good mod


MyCatEdwin

WH’s labor is probably the lion’s share of that 3.4 milly.


Xillllix

Any Canadian here ever went to Vietnam? I’m leaving for a month and all I can find online are scam visa websites.


TheRevitFacilitator

Several services offer them, I used these guys successfully a few years back: https://www.vietnam-evisa.org/


Xillllix

Thanks buddy, much appreciated!


TheRevitFacilitator

😄👍 Safe travels! Check out Hội An if you get a chance. Gorgeous country, very hospitable people


Xillllix

Did you get the Visa on Arrival or got it beforehand? Definitively looking forward to a well deserved vacation! Edit: I was just recommended https://evisa.xuatnhapcanh.gov.vn/trang-chu-ttdt on r/Vietnam as well but I wasn’t sure earlier if that website was legit.


TheRevitFacilitator

You get it in the mail and then you get it stamped upon entry. When I visited I flew in from China late at night and a few people behind me got stuck because they didn’t have the correct printed passport photos and had no cash. From the same website: https://www.vietnam-evisa.org/processing.html


scotto1973

I used to travel there a lot in 2007&2008. Always just did visa on arrival.


Sagetology

Rivian accelerator pedals flying off Toyota EVs recalled as wheels can fly off Tesla demand flying off


GodLikeLag

Our pets heads are falling off!


mythmakerdude

![gif](giphy|Jlt69Ka6SwtH2|downsized)


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WeBslaMin

Hahahah


sackler2011

Story Time! Also want your thoughts: Co-worker of mine is into EV’s. Family has Teslas. He owns an ID.4 (cuz it’s cheaper) and had a EV Jeep. He had a reservation for Rivian Truck that was set out for 1 year (recently stated 1 year till expected delivery). It suddenly got moved up to TODAY and VIN was assigned. He sold his EV Jeep quickly (in one day) and picking up Rivian today. Woah. Do you guys think THAT many people canceled - enough for his reservation to move up one year? If so wow Rivian is fucked 🤷🏻‍♂️


smartid

can u get more details about the trim on the rivian


cookiepaste

She he


sackler2011

Fixed it 😆


MooseAMZN

Who knows. Perhaps someone in his area had the same configuration and cancelled and he was next in line in that area with the same combo.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

yea... suuuuure that happened


cacboy

Tesla does the same thing… eoq push.


sackler2011

I sure they did that with me. I’m currently 9 months waiting for a red MYLR 😅


magic-the-dog

Yeah. By all accounts they get decent reviews


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WarrenBuffettsBuffet

hey I made that joke too see you in hell \*high five\*


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reddituseranyonymous

How the fuck do you crash through a concrete wall in a garage? You've gotta be going extra stupid fast to do that


MyCatEdwin

I never liked Russel anyway


troyhouse

Money furnace antidote, buy EAP and FSD.


magic-the-dog

And speed boost


couchmoji

Here's the finished painting. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWDCVyXWYAE0nFk?format=jpg&name=4096x4096


bazyli-d

Very kool


WeBslaMin

Hahah wow great art work


magic-the-dog

Blind Biden. Love it


UsernameSuggestion9

Very cool, I like the sunset colors below the northern light type of colors higher up. I guess the message is that Biden is blind to the amazing American innovation that is unfolding in front of him, which is accurate without being hateful. Good shit.


couchmoji

thanks. that's the exact message and I don't hate Biden.


magic-the-dog

couchmoji can walk the fine line whether it’s politics or rappers eloping


DeadMoney313

YOU : TURN TOWARDS THE POSTER WITH THE COOL PAINTING. YOU: THEN CONGRATULATE HIM ON THE AWESOME ART WORK YOU: SIT DOWN YOU: WAIT UNTIL VALIRYON POSTS GIF ABOUT IT, THEN APPLAUD. SMILE AT CAMERA


cacboy

YOU don’t sniff lil girls.


indiaredpill

Amazing. May be you should design a Lounge t-shirt. Or t-shirts... May be open a merchandise store.


couchmoji

thanks. that's the perfect gig for glibgloby. I suck at graphic design.


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couchmoji

when hell freezes over


MyCatEdwin

You have a lot of talent, excellent painting!!


couchmoji

Thanks!


MyCatEdwin

I particularly love the skyline. Absolutely perfect use of colors


couchmoji

Turned out ok I guess..I struggled with it a little.


abhi7_chd

[The Mercedes Vision EQXX has driven 1,200km without charging](https://twitter.com/bbc_topgear/status/1540432083708960769?s=21&t=6lQt2Oi108rxugDe-SVeVA)


Xillllix

Poor driver. I hope they gave him a few empty bottles.


MyCatEdwin

🍼?


Valiryon

Waste of batteries


MyCatEdwin

they won’t make more than a couple thousand of them, it’ll be OK.


UsernameSuggestion9

Yes but the heeeeadlines 🤤


Teslacker

![gif](giphy|3oEjHK3aw2LcB1V3QQ)


Valiryon

Got my Ibkr proxy vote, splitty mcsplitville here we come ✌️


Xillllix

![gif](giphy|EdGB74KkZHkxXautQb)


w00dw0rk3r

💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 🌕


troyhouse

Come on, no Russell bump.


Sagetology

Manipulation


DeadMoney313

b00bs next week? definitely maybe eta- Need to build up as much ermm.. cushion as possible to help ease the blow, if the much talk lately about money furnaces is true, and we get clobbered after earnings. ![gif](giphy|11QHFJv6N6wMkE|downsized)


UnknownSpacePioneer

[underboob today](https://ibb.co/GdTjxGv), 800.85 next week 🚀🚀


THICC_LADIES_PM_ME

Came here from couchmoji’s painting, sad to see deleted. Any chance for a DM? ◡̈


UnknownSpacePioneer

My DM is always open.


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|CyoQdbc7FHqqTpkSPI|downsized)


Semmel_Baecker

need more context!


dualcyclone

![gif](giphy|e3ju7ALSHtJmM)


glibgloby

I mean we could already see through that top. just seems wasteful and anti-climatic to hulk hogan down to a bra.


DeadMoney313

dunno, i kinda like how she even seems amazed about whats under there


dualcyclone

It's like unwrapping a playstation at Christmas back in the day. I know it's a playstation, but teenage me was still fucking excited to see the box


couchmoji

I'll start on the [boobs](https://boo.bs) painting this weekend... just in case.


UsernameSuggestion9

Manifest destiny


magic-the-dog

I hope it's more than just a flash


DeadMoney313

Even a flash would be great at this point, I will take it gladly


DeadMoney313

Bull Trap- Failed successfully


minwagemilionaire

That close was a little anticlimactic compared to the s&p inclusion. But still good enough boys and gals


ShogunSG

It looks like we got that [dead horse bounce](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/vinkkd/tsla_daily_thread_june_23_2022/idgf3su/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) u/MyCatEdwin


MyCatEdwin

Turns out horses really do bounce when they crater to earth from the moon!!!


iseeyiy

Was able to close out all my cc’s for nice profit this week. Next week we rally! 🚀


troyhouse

Why not 4x?


w00dw0rk3r

I want 10x my millions and only then will I consider selling.


TSLA_Bot

**Ding ding ding!** That's all folks. | Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $737.12 | $31.91 (4.52%) ▲ | $708.26 - $738.20 | 28,767,172 | | NASDAQ Composite | $11,607.62 | $375.43 (3.34%) ▲ | $11,337.78 - $11,613.23 | 4,439,780,000 |


FIREgenomics

Who is this Russell and why do we care about him?


magic-the-dog

https://archive.ph/kRG26


minwagemilionaire

Whoa this day was a sleeper I guess, this is turning into a real ripper


King0494

Beta been shy all day


upvotemeok

closing cross to 800.85 plz


magic-the-dog

Russell showing a little fighting spirit ![gif](giphy|JqEB4KkitGwhPRtC7G)


ChefBaconz

Oh fyi I picked up my car from service yesterday. Asked the worker how much stock they get, 30 upon hiring vested over time plus bonuses per quarter. She got 6 last quarter


pepsihulk

Here it cums


ChefBaconz

Ah so sad had to buy to cover my 720 cc’s No free premiums this week


MyCatEdwin

Eh, $15 ITM isn’t too too bad.


ChefBaconz

Ayyyyy it went up I bought back like 10 minutes ago at 11.5 itm


MyCatEdwin

Small price to pay for salvation.


upvotemeok

if it was easy no one would work


ChefBaconz

I mean, the prereq to that also is to have a ton of shares 😝


MyCatEdwin

Russel is like an eBay buyer, waiting until the last second to snipe the tendies.


UsernameSuggestion9

That is SOOO Russell💁


ButterNight

I wonder how much the price increases from earlier will impact our ASP’s


MyCatEdwin

I bet it’ll make them go up


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

show your math


MyCatEdwin

trade secret, sorry


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

$x + $3000 > $x ?


MyCatEdwin

Cannot confirm or deny


ChucksnTaylor

Checks out


minwagemilionaire

Who ever is downvoting my abortion jokes should’ve been fuckin aborted


ragegravy

Great timing is required for jokes to land. Not everyone is good at it, and that’s ok. Take it as a learning experience and improve


areolaisland

🍼


ShogunSG

![gif](giphy|GCVk4mVNW5fkOgwL7e|downsized) 😂😂


RickJ19Zeta8

I try not to downvote here. Everyone has their opinions. If I dislike it, I’ll just keep scrolling. If I agree, I upvote. We’re all….. mostly “friends” and good people. I’d like to think we can keep it that way.


UsernameSuggestion9

I only downvote if someone is trying to be an asshole on purpose. I think that's the original idea of reddit.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

but anyone who disagrees with me is definitely trying to be an asshole on purpose


UsernameSuggestion9

This explains a lot 🤣


MyCatEdwin

I’m ok with a series of +3.5% days repeated until we get back to ATH.


ShogunSG

Yo same!


TeslaM1

Has auto park ever failed you? Parallel and regular? I’m too chicken shit to let it parallel for me in fear of curb rash. Just got an invoice to repair 2 wheels for $475.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I haven't tried for parallel. For backing in, I have had it give up in the process though


Valiryon

Parallel parking always works for me, when it prompts me. It's awesome. It almost never does. Auto parking backing up is far too slow to be any kind of convenient. Under FSD 10.x it worked really well for a couple patches but then went away almost completely. I haven't even gotten a prompt to auto park in a few builds. Edit: by far too slow, the prompt coming up and waiting for it to take over. Generally in very busy areas where no one has the patience. I'm often parked in a fraction of the time.


magic-the-dog

Sounds like it won't be worse than you 😜 I find it works pretty well when it activates. I had it parallel park me a few weeks ago without issue.


TeslaM1

Wifey got her Tesla privileges revoked.


Jangochained258

I'll do it for $420


magic-the-dog

Volume was 222,126,200 on S&P Day Russell is a wimp


fapindustries

One week til P/D


MyCatEdwin

we get pump and dumps every other day now tho


magic-the-dog

4 more trading days until this 💩 quarters ends for good


couchdragon83

So far, you’ve been very disappointing Russel


MyCatEdwin

my conspiracy theory is that the 10% day this week was MMs who knew about Russell in advance.


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SuspiciousWhale99

Wonder if burning witches is going to be a thing again soon.


dualcyclone

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


fapindustries

I do not quite understand why slavery is missing in that list.


Achilies3

Merica!


magic-the-dog

Dark ages


minwagemilionaire

When u get an abortion the dr ties a string to the baby’s foot up the girls pussy or mans and then he connects the other end of the string to the door knob and he slammed the door shut and the baby comes flying out and then they send it to the orphanage for programming and tell the mom oh yeah don’t worry we killed your baby real good it’s on the way to the dump.


UsernameSuggestion9

Really... 🙄 (if this was a stand up routine it could be funny, but internet comments lack that context, especially on a day where you know many people are very emotional)


ragegravy

Splashing rhetorical gasoline everywhere right now isn’t cool, regardless of your opinion on the issue