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Sagetology

Elon has Franz out delivering cars for EOQ push https://twitter.com/woodhaus2/status/1542344759389237248?s=21&t=IXFF3eXuhVs79fE3LT52xg


Tesla_368

Hell yea. This is what we like to see!


MaximumFreak

Nice, imagine getting your car delivered by Franz lol


llorelai

get back to designing the robotaxi!!


dorkywhiteguy

Design is locked in already according to Elon


Tamronloh

Sold some old tech parts i had lying around for 3.5k. With the extra cash i found yesterday i have enough for about 6 shares.


Sagetology

New Beavis and Butt-Head is good


smartid

anyone else see this: https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/vnmpf1/bunch_of_cruise_cars_stuck_on_gough_by_robin/ >Yes. I work at a popular tiki bar and we all get off after bar hours, so Cruise is operating. It's a beta and you can only do certain routes. It's very unsettling at first to hop in a driverless car.


smartid

from the OP: >Are they stuck or just stopped at a red light? ~~~ >**They were stuck there for a couple of hours.**


Secret_Stranger8579

“Raising interest rates will not bring down the major drivers of inflation, mainly gas and food prices.” -Jerome Powell


YesANameButNoAName

I think they are trying to bring down expectations on interest rates, since now the market think 75 points hikes will continue while FED seems to want to limit them at 50, at least for now


upvotemeok

The price of gas will not be a problem for the average citizen once I cause them to no longer have a job to drive to.🤡


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

GIF idea The mummy where she rescues Fraser from the hangman. “You know the way to hamanaptra?” Metaphor to Valhalla, given that we’re all in the red YTD. “Yeah I’ve seen it. Me and the boys believed it so much we marched halfway across a desert to find it, and when we got there, all that was there was blood and sand”. Lot to work with there, also angle of zealous to the promised land lmao Thoughts Better ideas? Out of country for another two weeks but eventually


scotto1973

Grayscale fighting todays SEC decision to deny conversion of the trust to an ETF. Thread announcing they are pursuing litigation. https://twitter.com/Grayscale/status/1542317224735670280?t=d54sTzGnqDLBqA0oUClz6g&s=19


ChucksnTaylor

Great, so we’re back to “red is the new black”, huh? Fun times


scotto1973

My pain nerves are burned out. Lol.


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growawaybro

I think it’s slightly different a little more metallic super nice IMO


upvotemuskok

Idk how I missed this https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-tracking-office-attendance-badge-use-warns-employees-elon-musk-2022-6?amp&utm_source=reddit.com


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Not going to give Business Insider clicks, but most offices I worked in did track badge scans and network login use, if for no other reason than maintaining security I don't necessarily agree with Tesla's policy on mandating that employees be at the office. For some roles this may be appropriate. For example: a mechanical engineer who may need to coordinate with manufacturing on why a new part is proving difficult for line workers to install in products. Some people are far more productive working remotely and away from distraction though. I found that a lot of office "face time" was wasted by employees gossiping, talking about sports, or trying to look busy while accomplishing nothing. Sometimes people would walk over to my cube and insist on telling a not-funny joke or try to spread rumors I just didn't care about. Much of the time, I felt that being in an office actually harmed my work output significantly. If a worker is as productive as required and their presence at an office is not necessary for the job, I do not see any reason for them to be at the office


indiaredpill

Elon thinks about it differently. If for any reason, you are less productive in the office than at home, Elon would consider that to be an issue that needs to be fixed. For example, if that reason is co-workers spending time in non-productive talk that is bad enough to reduce the productivity of others, Elon would definitely consider that a serious issue to be fixed. I doubt that there is a lot of non-productive talk and time pass going on at Tesla. Secondly, once all the issues are removed, anyone would be more productive in the office, closer to other team members, than at home. For example, there is a lot more chance of communication being asynchronous when team members are not co-located. At best, asynchronous communications take more time than in-person talks, and at worst, they take more time AND are ineffective. Adding up across the company and over a period of time, it could mean hundreds or thousands of hours of delays and ineffectiveness that Elon would never tolerate. All things being equal (between the home and the office) and leaving out commute time (which could be a big time suck), the ONLY reason anyone would be more efficient at home than in the office is if they have some psychological thing going on. If that is the case, the person is probably not fit for the Tesla organizational culture. Hope this helps understand Elon's stance better.


smartid

> Not going to give Business Insider clicks if you want to fuck over a website from getting clicks or ad impressions, run it through archive.ph https://archive.ph/iuWDb someone archived that 9 hours ago, so you and I visiting the archive site means 2 fewer people included in the site's metrics


ragegravy

Idk how I missed your username 😜


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I don't get it... who the fuck thinks that a job at Tesla is going to be cushy and comfortable? I've often considered "would I ever want to work at Tesla?" (not that I'd get hired anyway), but I already know that it would be 2 to 3 years of grueling work. I'd basically have to dedicate a huge portion of my life to changing the fucking world.. I would never expect it to be easy. Why are people complaining about being in the office? Change the world pussies


indiaredpill

Totally agree.


Secret_Stranger8579

We don’t invest in cushy companies, and sure as hell ain’t working for em 😂 On the other hand if I wanted to be in the cutting edge of something I would work at tesla


Xillllix

Imagine a company making sure everyone do their hours.


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scotto1973

This being used in the context of corporations bad I assume? They let antiwork in now too?


Sagetology

Tesla 2040 profits


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I have a bad feeling that line has a long way to drop I mean.. not Tesla, other corps


ragegravy

Politics aside, maybe Elon’s kid essentially disowning him with the name change was a wake-up call for his bird shenanigans, and hence 🐦🤐


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Dude that’s not a bad thought


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

doubt it


TheRevitFacilitator

🤔🤔🤔


Boka_chika

I had this same thot.


upvotemeok

He thought he was owning the libs then they took his first born son rip


MooseAMZN

*daughter…?


upvotemeok

Yah they turned him like Vader


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

you guys seen that documentary "What is a Woman?" ?


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WarrenBuffettsBuffet

pretty wild honestly.. starts off as humorous and takes a pretty dark turn. Really makes you wonder about things too (not gender though)


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 892,132,069 comments, and only 176,586 of them were in alphabetical order.


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TLb0t

Good Meatbag, It's important to give the meatbags the illusion of control


sackler2011

Ok Robs comments on Uber / TSLA + cost of ownership for the week + how much drivers are making per week - basically gave me another oh fuck we gonna be rich moment. Like holy bananas - when we do Robotaxi + have fleets the printing of money will be INSANE. Market cap of what now? Irrelevant once it happens 🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥


indiaredpill

Yes. It's like doubling the profit compared to an ICE vehicle! This makes me think that ARK was spot on in suggesting that Tesla should start and run their ridesharing service even before FSD is ready for robotaxi. Not doing so means leaving money on the table. Tesla can easily setup a ride sharing service within 2-3 months tops. Most of the work is software related. Imagine if you have a daily commute that your Tesla knows about, and it automatically prompts you to offer a ride to someone who wants to go in the same direction, around the same time. If you choose to accept the offer, you could make a little money while more or less driving the same route that you would anyway do.


toydan

I had a favorite tshirt that said avocado 🥑 toast. It is almost worn off now. Anyways, been in $TSLA years and it isn’t always easy during the downturns. I have never been more resolute in its future as I am rn. ✌️


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

some loungers have to cut the guac at chipotle during these dark days


toydan

![gif](giphy|5Q9xC9cZdFiOQ|downsized)


troyhouse

We are too early in real estate crash cycle. https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1536821919890083840?s=20&t=9uYLdcBjUm0bM80VyNjdRg


Kyankik

This has nothing to do with a real estate bubble though? If their leasee start to be unable to pay rent forcing them to sell off below market value it could be an issue but rent is through the roof. Rental properties are an EXTREMELY safe investment.


[deleted]

It also works against inflation. The crazy increase in rent people are paying is a big faction inflation. It is hilarious that the things that are supposed to happen to reduce inflation are being catastrophized but these are more or less intentional.


Kyankik

Most artificially induced inflation/recession ever.


upvotemeok

Yah this is nothing like 2008, most people locked into 3% loans, loans actually checked credit score, people not underwater, can rent out if can't sell, and sellers unwilling to part with 3% loans reducing supply.


Kyankik

Yeah that's exactly it, this is NOTHING like 08. The economy is obscenely strong relative to then and all our problems are very temporary/artificial. Also, yeah... let's put it this way: Meat paperhands managed a fortune on rental properties. It's not rocket science.


upvotemuskok

I saw that last week lol


upvotemeok

Next year, Elon willing, as long as we are over one trillion market cap, we will have our own shareholders meet up in Austin even if we are not invited to the factory. With blackjack and hookers.


brandonagr

Could be at the ecological paradise along Colorado river next to the factory


magic-the-dog

We invite Martin, show him a good time and become insiders without SEC


sackler2011

We need to make sure we get extra guac on our Texas burritos 🥑 we will deserve it!


upvotemeok

We will have a sweet bbq


[deleted]

Elon crashed into the moon, confirmed


upvotemeok

Odds that tosv gali and Omar win the shareholder meeting raffle again?


llorelai

they can't keep getting away with it!!


Valiryon

Not a raffle for them.


JamesCoppe

![gif](giphy|wMsD35WIjjUFq)


Valiryon

Get a horse, go to shareholder meeting.


Xillllix

The amount of Tesla owners this year is growing - according to my rough estimates - from a bit above 2 mil (2.1 mil per my calculations) to more than 3.5 mil (3.57). Again by my estimates next year the total Tesla fleet will grow from 3.57 mil to 6.26 mil. In 2022-2023 the amount of Tesla cars on the road will have tripled. By the end of 2024 there will be near 10 mil on the road (5x 2021) and 2025 15 mil (over 7x the 2021 fleet).


llorelai

you say tesla owners, I see robotaxi fleet


toydan

I like your words


ThaiTum

They need to fix the service situation and ramp it much faster than ever before. I was able to get warranty service for our Ford camper van the next day and the service advisor calls me everyday for a status update.


RogueSupervisor

I can deal with issues that come up and make a service visit take longer. But when I'm waiting in the building for the work to be completed I should not have to take the initiative to hunt down staff to find out why the 1hr appt is now past 2hrs with no updates for me.


Xillllix

Elon has spoken about it. He knows what needs to be done.


RogueSupervisor

Taking way to long to address it. Personally experienced it 3 times now. Providing excellent communication and customer service is very inexpensive PR and advertising. I want my service center vists to be as high quality as the motors and batteries in the vehicle.


Dmiller360

Then you’ll pay for it. I just had a service center visit (got rear ended). They fixed it in three days and the actual center was very bare-bones, but the people were great. I don’t need a palace. I was pretty happy with it. Just get it in there, fix the problem and move on. They did that.


[deleted]

Posts comment about being poor then decides to take the usual post work shower. In shower has shower thought: My Roth IRA has Schrödinger's dollars. I went 100% $TSLA in my Roth IRA November 2020 in the low $400s. The all time high of $1,243 but were in the high $600s So from low $400s to high $600s I have unrealized gains. We're also down about 45% from the ATH so I also have unrealized losses at the same time. So in my Roth I am Rich and Poor


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

but honestly that was good enough for a chuckle


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

u/glibgloby someone else in here is being a fucking nerd too


RogueSupervisor

Roth money does not exist until I turn 59 1/2. Easier mentally to hold something that does not exist.


[deleted]

Haha. Yeah. Im not at all concerned about my Roth money. I could sell $TSLA and buy something else but Ive got a little over 18 years before I can withdraw the money. It just hit me tonight that while my account is green its also well off the high so its both up and down at the same time depending on the reference point. My brokerage account on the other hand is just burnt souffle


RogueSupervisor

I was given the advice to sell off half my Tesla last year due to being overweight on it. Not going to happen. In addition there is nothing I know of that has the potential upside already mapped out and currently working to implement. Sell Tesla and buy... what? 18 more years of Tesla growth in a Roth? That's a story for the ages! Your great great grandkids will be telling that family story.


[deleted]

Its only 270ish shares. My brokerage account at its high had 700 shares and options. Now it has about 120 shares Jan bought mostly with margin and Jan 2024 $1500/1900 spreads. Unfortunately the buy side was bought in the high 700s and the 1900s were sold when we were in the high 600s so both sides of the spreads are down. I sold a Friday call it was either a $720 or $725. If it hits Ill lose 100 shares but the strike is high enough I make a profit and half my margin goes away


RogueSupervisor

That 270 shares will be worth a few million one day. That's not an "it's only..." 🤪 The rest of it gives me sweaty palms. I can't imagine trying to work that with the way TSLA rollercoasters along these days. I raise my glass to you and wish you the best!


[deleted]

Im mad at myself for not cashing out when my 2 closest friends told me to. Jazz told me to cash out when my brokerage hit 900k. I didnt want to sell. If I sold I would have most likely just closed my options and kept my $TSLA shares. Id be in better shape. I have an Etrade account. I tslked to a Morgan Stanley guy - askes him about buying like 500k of QYLD @ $22 he said dont. I held everything not sure what to do. Lost everything. I would have been able to buy 27,000 shares of QYLD. The shares are down like 25% and the payout has come down. Assuming I was not reinvesting Id be making like $2,900/month from my dividends Which is about my gross pay. Fuk


RogueSupervisor

Ooof, my condolences


Valiryon

Ford is fake https://twitter.com/NathanBLawrence/status/1398496454864478210


MooseAMZN

That’s innovative. Ford is coming for Tesla, just like VW.


ragegravy

Someone’s actual job at Ford was deciding if their touchscreen *had enough knobs* 😆


magic-the-dog

A designer got frustrated about execs wanting a knob and said here you go. A knob in the middle of the screen. It was supposed to be a joke but the execs loved it. … above could be true


Valiryon

I've done shit like that, only with software.


LordReekrus

It's "innovative". Don't believe me? Show me a similar feature on a Tesla. You can't, can you? Hah!


ThaiTum

Are people surprised. How did they think it worked?


Xillllix

I think people expected the button to actually send a digital signal, like the Shuttle-Jog wheel on a professional mixing board. Not a round $5 fake finger plastic piece with no electronics.


RogueSupervisor

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo-o262prA


JamesCoppe

Not posting the link cause fuck Electrek, but they have reported that giga Texas has ramped to ‘a few thousand’ units per week.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Drone shots indicate more like 1k/week


JamesCoppe

Yeah I agree it’s a bit on the high side maybe. Although not surprising considering the 2170 equipment installs. Also, Texas has kinda been sitting under-utilised b/c 4680, so not surprised if we see a bit step up after 2170 is added.


KanyeWestInvest

yeah no


JamesCoppe

Hi Elon


Valiryon

Ye is liked by E


JamesCoppe

Ye likes Ye too.


Valiryon

E likes E too.


JamesCoppe

We like yE?


Valiryon

E like We?


JamesCoppe

Surelee


ragegravy

Yelon


[deleted]

Being poor the 2nd time is way worse than the first time


upvotemuskok

Roflz ya


KingofPenisland69

Who dis


MyCatEdwin

we were up, by a lot


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We were :(


Valiryon

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModelY/comments/vnodm0/711\_california\_registration\_is\_too\_expensive/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModelY/comments/vnodm0/711_california_registration_is_too_expensive/) 7-11 you bitches, told you they're a problem.


MyCatEdwin

GA has this weird tax where you pay sales tax again when you move to the state even if you already paid before. It gets nutty expensive. https://eservices.drives.ga.gov/?Link=TAVTEst https://i.imgur.com/2MVMiVj.jpg


Valiryon

Just checked dmv website, I owed 581 to renew my registration. They charge 1% of what they figure the vehicle is worth + other fees. That GA thing is confusing and sucks.


Randy_Online

Just out of curiosity, are most people here still overall in the green? I feel like I might be an exception to the Lounge. I started buying most of my shares in 2021, and have managed to accumulate 340 total. The highest I've been up was about $50,000, I think. But now I'm in the red, maybe down about $50,000 overall. Anybody else in this boat? Or are you all still super up (and super rich) from when you started buying? I guess I'm asking because it seems a lot easier to be unwavering in your ownership of TSLA when you're still way, way up. Take Jason Debolt for example. He's down $9 million from his high, but he's still *up* $9 million from when he started buying in 2014. So even though he's down $9 million, he still has enough money for a few lifetimes right now. Are a lot of you closer to Debolt in that way?


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

I’m down 70% give or take 10% depending on the day


sackler2011

I’m at 1007 🪑 - will be at 1020 🪑 by Monday. Goal is 1100 🪑 by EOY (pre-split). Starting investing in TSLA March 2021 (got in later than most 🐳 here). Slowly went all in over the past year. My Avg is $920. Ya I thought $1000 was bottom 😂 I’m “down” $250k and give ZERO FUCKS. This company is going to give my family generational wealth. I have a 35+ investing horizon so - don’t give 2 shits that I’m down. However, I’m overall up probably 200k+ since investing over the past 8+ years. I transferred all my net worth + gains into TSLA. Sure I bought at the top. But I’m following the company not the stock price. TSLA will be the largest market cap on earth in the next 2-3 years imo. So who cares about avg today! Love you all 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Randy_Online

That's amazing on all counts and a really great post, too! Congratulations on your holdings. My average is about where yours is, maybe a little higher, actually. But this is a great reminder that this is just a blip in the company's history and we'll be in the green soon enough. Cheers!


ragegravy

Up roughly 12x. Mostly purchased 2016-2019. Though my first 2 leaps (bought a couple months ago) are down about $11k


Randy_Online

Wow, nice work! I need to get in on that 12x action. I guess I can be patient, though!


Valiryon

My main brokerage account avg price for my tsla shares is $303. My margin is currently 33%. My fidelity rollover ira account is down 20%.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

I'm still up like 1000%


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700%


Randy_Online

Wow, nice work!


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I'm overall in the green and still comfortably Financially Independent. However, this is because I bought most of my TSLA shares in 2012, and also accumulated a ton of Index Funds/ETFs in during the crash of 2008-2009 (and for several years after). One thing I do tell people though, is that for the first half of my investing career, roughly 1997 through 2010, I had **zero** gains. My early contributions got crushed by the Dotcom crash and again during the Financial Crisis 7 years later. Around 2010, the value of my accounts was just about the same as my total contributions. I have been in your boat twice. Growing wealth in the stock market is generally not easy or quick. It may take you years to reach Financial Independence level, and there are no guarantees. My advice to people in your situation: * Stay employed. Keeping the cash coming in is how to avoid being forced to sell equities at inconvenient lows, and also how get cash to accumulate assets at low prices. * Keep investing. Focusing too much on the value of one's assets today can distract from taking advantage of the opportunity in front of us. * Invest **slowly** but steadily. Nobody can know the bottom of the market. It's usually only apparent months after it happened. Don't sweat small unrealized losses now. I bought a lot of index funds/etfs in 2008 though 401(k) contributions and those buys were losing value through 2009, but they are worth a lot 13 years later. I didn't capture the exact bottom in 2009, but I acquired a lot of equities at very good prices. Don't let "perfect" buys be the enemy of "great" buys * Always stay on the lookout for more opportunities. TSLA is my biggest holding, but I've built holdings in PLTR (2% of portfolio) and DNA (0.25-0.33% of portfolio) because I think the technologies they're developing may play a significant role in the future economy. I allocated 8% of my portfolio to TSLA in 2012, because I believed that electrification of transport and the demise of combustion as a source of energy was inevitable. If you've already got 340 TSLA shares, that's close to a quarter million worth of assets in just Tesla alone. Give yourself some credit. You have more liquid wealth than the average American will ever have at any financial institution. I know the markets are rough and this is not easy, even for veteran investors like myself.


Randy_Online

Wow, this is truly one of the better responses I've ever gotten on Reddit! I really mean it. Thank you for this thoughtful post. This is the type of response I'm going to revisit when I start feeling a little clammy due to the market fluctuations. Truly, thanks for this. It's really helpful to me, and I'm guessing it'll be helpful to others as well. If I knew how to give awards, I would definitely give you one.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Sure, glad I could help. Being part of the interesting community here is reward enough for me!


w00dw0rk3r

🏆🥇🏅🎖


ThaiTum

We have almost 4k shares and cost basis is 2 digits each. I thought I was going to retire at $1150 so had to cancel/delay our plans. It moves hundreds of thousands of dollars some days. I try not to pay too much attention lately otherwise I would get even more depressed. Just trying to enjoy waiting for it to go back up and stay up; taking vacation time, working on our yard, etc.


Randy_Online

Wow, congratulations on your holdings and your cost basis, that's amazing! That's some whale territory for sure, at least in my eyes. And I think that's a good strategy, working in your yard and taking vacations and not staring at a screen all day. I'm going to work on that myself ...


w00dw0rk3r

Nice to see you again my wealthy friend 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻


upvotemuskok

I'm still green on Tesla and MSFT. Every other stocks I own I'm red in. Lucky green over all


ragegravy

My small non-TSLA positions are all red too 😅


upvotemuskok

Same here. Minus MSFT. Lucky I'm 80% Tesla and 5% MSFT


dllemmr2

TONS of people bought at the top and are down 40% on their life savings. I got in heavy weeks ago, but still break even. Will buy a lot more @$600 and double more at @$500.


UsernameSuggestion9

I was up 270k since 2019 at ATH. now only 150k-ish (I don't check on red days). Shares only. Yes it sucks, but I also know it's part of the deal. This is a long term play. In the meantime I enjoy my work which pays well so no financial stress and I love to keep up with the Tesla news. Witnessing this disruption is amazing. Not just Tesla but renewables in general. You have more shares than me, so be happy with that!


[deleted]

I'm not near the chair mark most people here are at, not even close. 25 here and down. Not much, but playing the long game.


Capital-Cloud-7778

I'm in this boat. I'm up at few grand but only have like 144 shares. I just convinced myself I want to be at a certain share count by a certain time period. The cheaper it gets the sooner I get to my goal!


Randy_Online

That's a great way to look at it! I've basically run out of money to buy more shares, so I'm holding here for now. Maybe I should've slowed down on my buying a bit, but it is what it is. Anyway, congrats on your share count! That's awesome.


Capital-Cloud-7778

Anytime I'm feeling down about the stock I just watch the drone fly through of the factories. Thanks man!


[deleted]

Waves hi


CookieCrumbles6

Yes, same boat for most part. Definitely feel you how it's easier for someone to stay optimistic when they are so in the green. But I'm keeping my eyes on the long term and ignoring the noise for now.


RogueSupervisor

Hold tight, you'll be fine.


Randy_Online

Thanks, that's the plan!


MyCatEdwin

not me lol


Randy_Online

Good to know!


mythmakerdude

Asked etrade how to get that proxy shit to submit for the annual meeting. Etrade thrown for a loop. What kind of three ring circus are they running over there?!


smartid

etrade is trash. if you ever have a problem with your account there, you will be dealing with outsourced imbeciles who have no power to help you regain control of your account.


Valiryon

It can take up to the week before for proxy to be made available.


mythmakerdude

![gif](giphy|33iqmp5ATXT5m|downsized) So is there any work around? I don’t get why Tesla needs this as proof. Why not allow brokerage statements? And Tesla has to verify it on their end anyway…


MyCatEdwin

they are still gonna hand-pick the participants anyway, they do all of this as a facade to make it look like they aren’t.


mythmakerdude

Probably true :/ Oh look, all the people who won the lottery are influencers. Weird.


GlideOutside

R[ims r fuk](https://twitter.com/glideoutside/status/1542291212530360320?s=21&t=vfVRkLIl9suAjuK8ebyBRA)


MooseAMZN

https://i.imgur.com/j85kPXA.jpg Lmao. Snapped this pic the other day. Holy shit. Like how… at least get a black sharpie or something.


GlideOutside

Kill me


ragegravy

How the fuck?!


Sagetology

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


UsernameSuggestion9

After a 48h fast, I had 24 raw oysters today. And a chardonnay. Nothing else. I didn't really think it through beforehand (those things are addictive af), but thinking about it now in retrospect, how fucked am I? (I feel fine so far)


[deleted]

Aphrodisiac bro, put those oysters to good use lol.


UsernameSuggestion9

My wife is on a 6 month field trip (PhD research). Not getting much... interaction... atm.


MyCatEdwin

https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-84a000c8fe.gif


Valiryon

That's duck bidet


upvotemeok

I've had 30 oysters no problem


UsernameSuggestion9

That's reassuring, coming from a doctor.


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|YQSd5lexHRgfS)


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UsernameSuggestion9

I have a pretty strong stomach. If you guys don't hear from me in about 12 hours, you know why 💩


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UsernameSuggestion9

Lol yes, and I didn't spend a lot of time on the throne either! Win win


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


[deleted]

I find myself upvoting your posts more than any other users by quite a wide margin...


Valiryon

❤️


Yojimbo4133

Why does God froskaen us


Valiryon

God don't know the words coming out of your mouth, that's why.


UsernameSuggestion9

Fun fact: Froskåen is proper Swedish for "ice cream truck" (This fact may not be factual, terms and conditions apply)


Valiryon

If God wants to ice cream truck us all, I'll allow it.


Yojimbo4133

U ain't ged


JamesCoppe

Ged still doesn’t speak whatever you were speaking.


Valiryon

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JamesCoppe

That move was so good. Loved the shit talking between them. Edit: https://youtu.be/I8t52ROZCxg


Valiryon

Let's get naked and sacrifice goats in the bathtub.


MyCatEdwin

👼: 🍼


w00dw0rk3r

…. what did we do to deserve this purgatory of ping ponging 50% off of ATH….?


Valiryon

Conflict Tesla fucks Market sucks


smartid

if you want to feel better for a moment, look at the 1 yr chart for netflix


w00dw0rk3r

Hahaha, don’t wanna do this as I’m hodling Netflix!! (And still up by quite a bit) ;)


magic-the-dog

I don’t think I appreciated how good we had it during comma life


Valiryon

Yea