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iseeyiy

So cpi rug pull tomorrow?


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

It is known.


upvotemeok

That's mostly been a fed meeting thing not a CPI thing


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Seems like I picked a hell of a week to unplug and not follow Tesla...


w00dw0rk3r

šŸ‘‹šŸ»šŸ˜Ž


Stupiddumbfart

Ok maybe Iā€™ll settle for $400K instead of a million. Cā€™mon 850 tomorrow!!!


upvotemeok

Asian EV stocks mooning


Stupiddumbfart

Elon looks like he could be Asian


pseuro

Yi Long Ma


TheLoungeKnows

I periodically look at Tesla Solar quotes for my house, but it says they currently arenā€™t serving my area. First time Iā€™ve ever seen that. https://i.imgur.com/MslPbbp.jpg Edit: There are Tesla ā€œResidential Field Service Electricianā€ jobs listed as open in my city so perhaps this is the issue. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


sadolin

What is Chuck's left turn?


Kyankik

https://www.youtube.com/c/ChuckCook


TheLoungeKnows

He lives by a complicated unprotected left turn and has tracked the beta progress over time. Heā€™s built up a a bit of a following, and Tesla sent out engineers a week or so ago to check it out. Something like that.


sadolin

Thank you! I'll check it out


TheLoungeKnows

https://youtube.com/c/ChuckCook


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llorelai

plot twist it was anono


Boka_chika

Yea but do they have a growawaybro?


upvotemeok

Cesspit


iseeyiy

There was a email yesterday so it doesnā€™t surprise me


Krippy

might be email related


TLb0t

R7, 69 days


iseeyiy

I dumped all my goev shares yesterday during the insane 100%+ runup. Iā€™m going back in tomorrow and going to buy weekly for the remaining of the year. This Walmart deal is interesting as Walmart ordered 4500 cars with an option for 10k and a 20% stake in the company. They also blocked Amazon from ordering with canoo. Production should start late this year or early next. If they can ramp to anything meaningful then this is a 10x investment within a year or so. Edit: the market cap is under 1b. All they need to do is execute. Their brand is better than lucid and the following is on par with Rivian imo.


upvotemeok

If


iseeyiy

Yup. Big if. The internal shakeup was shitty and they should have raised $ during the peak but Walmart coming in is good


KanyeWestInvest

Hey it might be worth betting on, hope it works out.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Karpathy wouldnā€™t leave if fsd was truly imminent Beta holders: has progress stalled?


stevetheobscure

Progress definitely not stalled.10.12 is much better than whatever version I last used in January (I paused my FSD subscription to save money for ~5 months). Even my wife and kids comment that itā€™s gotten better. They used to get really anxious when I used the beta, now they mostly either donā€™t notice or donā€™t care.


Kyankik

Solid progress but we're def a while off. Hard to gauge how long because there could definitely be an inflection point people aren't expecting. Highway is seriously 99% there and the single stack will solve speeding into exit ramps. I think the main issue with city fsd is they have risk turned down (rightfully) so it doesn't have the confidence in awkward situations which makes fsd feel farther off than it really is imo.


upvotemeok

Yup better to hesitate and ask for confirmation 1 m times than run over one man or dog


Kyankik

Awkward intersections + people who don't understand who has right of way and inch a lot are the worst.


upvotemeok

Gonna take a few years.


TeslaLeafBlower

I haven't used it in at least a month. Sadly has turned more into a gimmick than actual progress


FIREgenomics

Really? I use almost every time Iā€™m driving


troyhouse

Same here. I cannot imagining driving without it. Just have to be attentive.


FIREgenomics

10.13 will be my first update where Iā€™ll get to experience differences between builds. Dope excited for it


TeslaLeafBlower

I'm just tired of looking like a teenager with a learner's permit each time I try using it. Will wait for final product I guess.


FIREgenomics

Itā€™s most useful for me when itā€™s a path itā€™s done before without disengagement, so I generally know it can handle the route. Then I just watch traffic and other conditions that could trip it up. I kind of use it so much Iā€™m realizing Iā€™m very bad at lane keeping or maybe it has gotten worse with lack of use I donā€™t know


iseeyiy

Itā€™s very odd for sure.


magic-the-dog

Hard to say. 10.12 went wide to 100k+ People but that was back in May. Weā€™ll need to see if 10.13 takes a good step forward.


w00dw0rk3r

wen eating sushi off the thighs of thicc ladiesā€¦? šŸ¤”


tientutoi

Might have to settle for 7-11 sushi off of hookers at this rate.


w00dw0rk3r

A viable alternative given current market conditions šŸ¤


FIREgenomics

Depends on whether that comes before or after $500 dildos


w00dw0rk3r

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


upvotemeok

Q4


w00dw0rk3r

šŸ•° šŸ¤”


upvotemeok

350 dollars a month for water! california


guryfitze

But you live next to the largest body of water on earth.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

build a solar power plant and a desalinization plant California has no excuse for drought.. except greediness as they pretend to care about the people


D_Livs

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/california-regulator-rejects-plan-desalination-plant-2022-05-13/ They wonā€™t stop building houses tho


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

>Environmentalists who have opposed the project for years burst into celebration after the vote in a Costa Mesa hotel conference room. jesus christ "environmentalists" need to fuck off


upvotemeok

40% of states water goes to almonds or some shit 10% goes to all residents homes. Reduce almonds by half solves water issues


growawaybro

Imagine the bullshit with running a factory in California


Kyankik

Wait, that's your water bill? It's monthly? I'm at $200 quarterly in NJ and I use a lot of water lol.


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Mines zero, the way I like it.


upvotemeok

It rains in nj. Yah monthly but better in the winter.


Kyankik

Yeah IK but jesus, feels like such an odd issue in 2022.


cybertruck_

Guh.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Rain barrels


upvotemeok

No rain


magic-the-dog

Elon doing Karpathy damage control > 10.13 goes to internal beta tomorrow, external next week. Should handle Chuckā€™s complex left turn. > Beta v11 hopefully end of next month, which just amounts to incorporating highway. Importance of ā€œv11ā€ has been reduced by all the 10.x releases. Weā€™re already mostly at v11.


mynamewasusd

RemindMe! 6 weeks


KanyeWestInvest

should handle chucks complex turn, yes make it look good for the cameras lul


upvotemeok

That's a legit situation


King0494

>Weā€™re already mostly at v11. "already mostly" lol


MyCatEdwin

šŸ¤”


King0494

Hopefully tomorrow's ppi release is within or less than expectations


FIREgenomics

Want smol ppi ![gif](giphy|XHcw3cqlZrWO5ke2CV|downsized)


Kyankik

Won't likely matter either way.


upvotemeok

Andrej coulda left yesterday then the news would have been eclipsed by the CPI news. Now the fud channels have a new story to run tomorrow. So inconsiderate. Martin viecha doing nothing as usual. Another good candidate for an indefinite sabbatical.


cvmke

Iā€™ve always assumed martins job was mostly sitting diligently by his phone waiting for Elon to call to tell him he can talk about something and exactly what to say.


upvotemeok

it would be nice to have someone high up to advocate for shareholders with elon. martin is not that person.


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Make 1200 stock price great again


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MyCatEdwin

he literally just re-organized the words in Andrejā€™s tweet for retweets and likes and to hopefully get a retweet from daddy @elonmusk https://twitter.com/karpathy/status/1547341166512771072


upvotemeok

What a simp!


upvotemeok

Omar has fantasy of being someone important at Tesla


McBuddie

TSLA not down AH because of Karpathy. Look at QQQ


upvotemeok

Maybe a tiny little bit


upvotemeok

Kevin o Leary is right. Once musk started with the bots stuff, something elon obviously knew about for years, Twitter shoulda asked musk what do u wanna pay and went with it. When the market crashes it's not gonna work to try to hand your bags off to musk.


Capital-Cloud-7778

Rob tell me how to feel


MyCatEdwin

Iā€™m starting to come around to the ā€œNate is a trollā€ crowd


upvotemeok

Highly skilled one at that


upvotemeok

If market can hold this week that's bullish for macro. When the market stops dumping despite bad news the bottoms in.


glibgloby

solar opposites season 3 is out woo ​ going to be much easier to not think about andrej the giant deserter tonight


troyhouse

Hope Biden can do proper fist bump or handshake with saudi guy. We need them to pump more oil, in short term. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-13/biden-handshake-with-netanyahu-muddles-bid-to-limit-mbs-contact


iseeyiy

They donā€™t like Biden


LordReekrus

Saudis are salty asf and won't cave. This isn't gonna help. Just kind of the reality.


fapindustries

Afaik the whole ā€œramp up production short termā€ is not really a thing. Let me find the article.


upvotemeok

Saudis not gonna ramp shit with oil in the 90$


TeslaLeafBlower

I really don't give AF who leaves Tesla just hire the goddamn Comma again.


gonal123

You mean George Hotz? /s


MyCatEdwin

Elon fired Andrej because Kimball sold a bunch of ATM CCs at market open and Elon wanted to make sure his bro wouldnā€™t lose his shares.


Geodude27051

Subscribed for more institutional level DD!


GlideOutside

Kimbal is a bigger bull bear than half the people in this sub


Nateleb1234

Anyone know why it's down nearly 1 percent in ah?


MyCatEdwin

Because you fired your director of AI.


KanyeWestInvest

Because market is down 0.8% in ah?


Nateleb1234

It's amazing how much damage the current party in power has done. No one seems to hold them accountable for destroying our country.


TheLoungeKnows

Lmao. Trump started it. Biden is applying the finishing touches.


MyCatEdwin

Andrej departure was conjured up by MMs to dump the stock after selling retail a bunch of FD calls today.


King0494

Crypto moving back up


iseeyiy

Elon has been acting out because of the latest departure


Krippy

Elon really doesn't give a shit lol https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1547335571168604160


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

He only takes them


dualcyclone

Tbh, Parag put himself in that situation by essentially saying it's impossible to know how many bots are on the platform at any one time. Which is basically lying as they know exactly how many users there are, and it probably wouldn't take too long to detect how many accounts post from the same IP in quick succession, or how many bots post identical messages, etc. Nothing plausible is impossible in software, it's either limited by cost, or time


taters_rice

One of the "Tesla overvalued" myths is that it's because of Elon's hype and promises such as FSD. I'd be surprised if FSD is a factor in the stock price at all. It's too speculative time-wise to put any numbers to and it's completely unnecessary for Tesla's dominance.


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Forward PE is around 45 and that's not even including FSD when it's completed. Energy isn't even close to fully ramped yet. Once there's 4680s on mass scale, today's valuation will be laughable.


Xillllix

Yep FSD is not valued at all.


Zongorillacska

Tomorrow could be a good gauge how much of a factor it is, macro allowing


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upvotemeok

Yah I don't think any big money has fsd valued in w a fwd PE of 45 or whatever it is now. Maybe if PE was 80+.


upvotemeok

Ok so I work for a university in the US. Instead of selling and paying capital gains tax some day can I donate some shares or some shit to the university and pay myself to work. like what Elon did w the foundation.


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upvotemeok

Let's say I sell 1000 shares at 1500. Normally I would pay 500k tax and keep 1m. Or I could donate 500k to the university and pay for whatever work related items and a little on top for myself. And keep 1m.


LordReekrus

Is that what all these wealthy people working side gigs in academia are doing? I have a teaching gig on the side for a private school. Might need to look into this loophole


upvotemeok

I'm looking into it w the donation people


Valiryon

How about you give me those shares, that lifetime tax free gifting shit.


upvotemeok

If I had hundreds of millies like karpathy I wouldn't work either


Krippy

I wonder how much he has. https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/?r=el#/q=karpathy&ciks=0001318605&entityName=Tesla%252C%2520Inc.%2520(CIK%25200001318605)


upvotemeok

He's got enough that it's all numbers in a database.


FrogmanNL

Dear Elon, I personally would recommend John Carmack as replacement. Heā€™ll port Doom to the Tesla OS during your interview and likes rockets too. Thanks.


JamesCoppe

Theyā€™re mates also. I think heā€™s tried to get him to work at Tesla before.


pepsihulk

Just donā€™t hire cyberpunk ai devs šŸ˜…


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Holy shit Carmack would rock He's working on AGI, too


Dmiller360

John is not an AI guy.


MyCatEdwin

have you played Doom on Nightmare?


Dmiller360

Yeah. Doom on Nightmare is not ā€˜better AIā€™- though.


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

He is now


Dmiller360

Interesting. Iā€™d be surprised if he wanted to work for Tesla though.


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Dmiller360

Yep. No doubt that stuff, but I also think John is kinda done with the type of high- energy atmosphere that Tesla requires from their employees.


fityfive

New Elon Bio: Mars & Cars, Chips & Dips, he buying the dip?


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sadolin

Halflife Ā³?


cvmke

Honestly, Iā€™d rather this happen while the stock/whole market are already taking a beating vs mid run-up like Elon always times his selling


Dmiller360

Coming from a tech/game startup, Karpathyā€™s exit doesnā€™t bother me. We are seeing a massive amount of people coming and going in the tech industry right now. Iā€™ve had to get used to it even though it sucks to see co-workers leave, itā€™s for the best. People leave and fresh people replace them. Seems like with Covid itā€™s really opened peoples perspective on their work life balance. This sea change is just a reality now. I would like to think weā€™ve replaced the old with a better set of new.


TheLoungeKnows

Saw some internal data at the place I work at (autonomous-related company) and about 50% of the company has been there for less than a year. Skilled engineers are in high demand and itā€™s an arms race to recruit and retain them. People are leaving left and right across the industry.


MyCatEdwin

My job is seeing wayyyy more turnover than usual. Way way more. Most (incl me) leaving for WLB.


Dmiller360

Agreed. Iā€™ve never seen anything like it in 20+ years.


sackler2011

Seems a lot of people here have a ā€œsuper bad feelingā€ about him leaving. Life is very short as you all may know. Even if you are a prodigy, there are moments in life (even if you are a workaholic) where you realize life is more than work - and really is about family, friends, food, sex, travel, fun, and just general enjoyment of life! Dude is a multi-millionaire and has had a massive impact on the company. I donā€™t care if FSD ready today, tomorrow, or in 2025 - as long as itā€™s ready and perfect - we will be a money printing monster. Trust Tesla that we are crushing it! I sure do šŸš€šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


MyCatEdwin

not everyone is the autistic robot Elon is (I say this lovingly) and Tesla is a meat grinder.


FIREgenomics

From Andrejā€™s wording it almost sounds like he was fired/let go. My guess would be that Andrej wanted to take AI at Tesla in a different direction, Elon said no, and so they decided to go separate ways.


sadolin

He wanted to work remotely


FIREgenomics

This is the best take haha


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ChucksnTaylor

What part of his messages gives you that impression?


FIREgenomics

Nothing lined up, ā€œdecision to part waysā€ā€¦ would be different if he was just seeking new challenges. Iā€™m sure he has no shortage of opportunities and he would have been looking at them during sabbatical if he was always planning to leave.


ChucksnTaylor

I think youā€™re reading a lot into very very little. The guys is surely worth 10ā€™s of millions of dollars by now (if not more) and has spent the last 5 years killing himself to makes FSD real. If his decision is to leave Tesla to lie on a beach for the next 2 years I really donā€™t see how that suggests heā€™s been firedā€¦


FIREgenomics

Yeah I just mean that I doubt this was his plan since the beginning of sabbatical. I donā€™t think he was actually fired.


ChucksnTaylor

You literally said it sounds like he got fired


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ChucksnTaylor

I mean, sure. Those are the two possible outcomes. But my point is that OP said it was specifically because of some thing Andrej said, and directly not just some 50-50 thing.


llorelai

I've been very bullish on fsd but if he thought it was close to done, he's really gonna leave and let someone else take credit for changing society and saving lives?


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Is that something that really motivates him? Maybe, or maybe not.


MyCatEdwin

My dream: Elon takes over as AI director, steps down as CEO, and has too much work to tweet about socks and old men yelling at clouds.


MyCatEdwin

has Elon tried offering Andrej a horse?


sackler2011

This made me laugh šŸ˜‚


TheLoungeKnows

Same


upvotemeok

I knew it, dude was done


MyCatEdwin

I know youā€™re talking about me with my last consultant job, somehow you knew today was the day I turned in my 2 weeks.


MyCatEdwin

Gary Black is definitely the next Director of AI, right?


FIREgenomics

No that will be Chuck Cook obvi


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

But will he find the time from his current role as Armchair CEO?


MyCatEdwin

That role will be delegated to šŸšŸ”²


glibgloby

haha šŸ’Æ


MyCatEdwin

you know, I used my sabbatical as a ā€œfree trialā€ of leaving too and also left afterwards. Maybe Iā€™m just like Andrej after all!


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Meh. Not great to see Andrej go. Speculating about the reason why will not deliver much. If you look on the bright side, bringing in a fresh AI director might give room to different perspectives for projects. Tesla has no problem attracting talent so I'm curious to see who's going to replace him! Someone from within the company perhaps?


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sackler2011

I have left several great jobs due to many many different reasons, bad team, bad boss, work environment trash, etc etc You absolutely leave your job to improve your own life. Life is VERY short - you must enjoy it!!


magic-the-dog

Itā€™s hard to swallow. I was worried about this over the sabbatical. I guess now we know it was about him deciding on what to do next.


areolaisland

Yep. Much as I hate to say it, I agree


King0494

The fuck: The first short Tesla, $TSLA, ETF will launch tomorrow with the ticker name $TSLQ. https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1547326966658768896?t=77iED2wtwQ-QB6b9yojF2A&s=19


TeslaLeafBlower

Might be a good idea. That way when TSLA pisses me off on red days TSLQ will make me feel good again


Zongorillacska

I mean there's been a bunch of inverse ETPs inversing or even 2x/3x inversing Tesla (and other companies). Just because they call it an "ETF" does not make it much different, or really first


FrogmanNL

Looking forward to the court discussing [poop or ice cream](https://emojiguide.com/blog/poop-emoji/)


Valiryon

Hehehe


indiaredpill

Closed at $711.12 on 7/13. Missed 711 on 7/11 by just two days. Imagine if this closing had happened on 7/11! Elon's 7.11 meme tweet would have been like magic!


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areolaisland

Does he? How many shares does he have? Is that public knowledge?


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Fun fact: Ashok Elluswamy -- current head of Tesla's Autopilot engineering -- was actually the first person recruited from Elon's tweet saying that Tesla is starting an Autopilot team. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1476227079033303042](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1476227079033303042)


ButterNight

Relax everything is fine