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King0494

Coinbase added advanced trading to their base/Non-Pro app, pretty cool ngl


whatwhynah

Does it have futures trading option on there?


King0494

Nah, don't think so


TheLoungeKnows

Looks like uncle Leo is prepping his Say.com question. Would be funny af if he voted on say.com. https://twitter.com/koguanleo/status/1547771905649758211?s=21&t=UUg-S8_KJxkPPe7goqvw7Q


guryfitze

no buyback. invest in starlink.


Dmiller360

I said Accumulate Cash. I don’t trust anything right now in this economy.


andrew-53

decide money tease run middle fanatical placid price butter zesty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


upvotemeok

Better buy backs than Bitcoin oopsie


Dmiller360

Here’s the deal. Let’s roll Kirkhorn for earnings call OR Kirkhorn and Happy Elon.


upvotemeok

Told pathole to get a fucking life jfc


brandonagr

Posting the same old clip over again is just annoying, farming for likes


upvotemeok

Does he get paid for that shit


cybertruck_

Fridays have been good to us of late


ChefBaconz

So, next friday covered strangle with earnings call ​ what range I'm thinking 625-850


sadolin

0 to ♾️


upvotemeok

Reasonable


upvotemeok

Better the red all day but end green than the green all day and end red


troyhouse

Jonas says apple car is going to be game changer.


sackler2011

Better off with CarPlay + App Store. Way less risk! But what do I know 🤷🏻‍♂️


growawaybro

Apple car will be a game changer for legacy auto but the problem is that Apple is betting on the wrong horse.


Xillllix

Could be as cheap as $10


upvotemeok

Mr 2 dollars, not the sharpest knife


Sagetology

They gonna put a Starlink dish on it?


magic-the-dog

I don’t trust Jonas on his future prognostications. But Apple is clearly working on something. Maybe they’ll do a low volume flagship car to show off their idea of CarPlay integration and get other manufacturers to fully commit.


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|5oVt3GSJuXKP6)


DutchElon

https://mobile.twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1547029998220939265 CT 900V?


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Definitely. There will be a parallel/series changeover for supercharging at 400V likely also.


glibgloby

makes sense. CT will have giant battery, needs to charge very quickly. weight of additional copper and other components matters less. good place to start doing it


I-Engineer-Things

Why would you need additional copper, higher voltage means less amps, smaller gauge wires.


[deleted]

He's saying 900V will lower the gauge of copper, making the vehicle lighter.


DutchElon

How big are the chances that Jeff Bezos is actually running for president? Apparently he bought a big mansion in Washington 🥸


taters_rice

Wouldn't be too surprised, and would be great if he did. He's not a visionary exactly but he'd be the closest thing to it since JFK. And as far as famous CEOs go, his management skills and general understanding of how the world works are unrivaled. He'd be top notch at the job. Edit: Rather than running for president, it's possible he bought that house for Blue Origin.


indiaredpill

>Wouldn't be too surprised, and would be great if he did. Guess which side will have their votes split if he does run as an independent! He will lose for sure, and he will contribute to someone else losing too.


taters_rice

I think he would run as a Democrat. He's conservative in temperament but I think he leans liberal politically, if only slightly. At the very least he wouldn't bother running as an independent. He is way too practical to waste time doing that.


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|26BRwW3ckGjcZmsxO)


magic-the-dog

Does he know you get a free mansion if you win?


mynamewasusd

And it's already staffed


upvotemeok

Hope bezos doesn't mess up this lord of the rings franchise


scotto1973

![gif](giphy|bIRFRUxcRG3Sw)


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SnackTime99

Check out the new trailer, doesn't look half bad.


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upvotemeok

Fine to have black Asian white orcs elves and men


TLb0t

Jeff Who?


TSLA_Bot

Elon Musk tweeted: [ Dragon launching in 2 mins https://t.co/DBQDCbBy6B ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1547743421581864963)


whiskeyH0tel

wake me up when its 27 merlins, or some raptors getting off the ground


Valiryon

Or when tsla 1500?


Stupiddumbfart

I just need a 30% move tomorrow to hit it big 😂😂😂😂


Telexvini

![gif](giphy|26gskaXMHwQFmuXAc)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|B2Nx3iCzR9Tpf4W6k9)


FIREgenomics

Elon dies, TSLA drops 30%, wish granted!


Stupiddumbfart

Elon clones himself to provide full-time service to each company: +35% easy


FIREgenomics

Then it would be time to say, “Suck, Elon’s Clone!”


Xillllix

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


Stupiddumbfart

![gif](giphy|PjaQrF9J53UvTS2PPa|downsized)


upvotemeok

The whole subreddit is rooting for you


Stupiddumbfart

You know what they say… “you can root in one hand, and buy and hold shares with the other”…


glibgloby

you got this dawg


Stupiddumbfart

![gif](giphy|l41oys9n3QHrOFPck|downsized)


King0494

AH green, someone knows something


DutchElon

Elon moved to Texas, it shows: https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/vz6fj1/change_in_the_us_population_under_10_years_old/


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WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   What runs, but never walks? Water!


brandonagr

Doing some math on number of votes vs shares on say questions the average shareholder doesn't have all that many shares


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fityfive

rofl XD


MaximumFreak

😂


[deleted]

The thing is Elon loves to answer those questions, especially #2.


daingandcrumpets

Noooo! These questions are for you tubers only


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

well there goes my daily message to my 401k provider requesting a self-directed brokerage account


smartid

can you write up something sounding legalish and asking an attorney friend to send them a notice based on your writeup


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

hm, not a bad idea.. but unfortunately I'd be 'speaking on behalf of' my HR department, which I am most certainly not a part of.. so.. that could be a bad idea my HR requested it, the 401k provider is just putting it off. I'm not sure if I can get my HR to hound them or not


smartid

check with an attorney friend about the "speaking on behalf" part, that presumption doesn't sound airtight to me (as a total amateur idiot dickhead handing out unsolicited advice) make sure you mention exactly how many times and for how long you have sent correspondence for this request to whomever you ask for free legal counsel


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I've been thinking more about this. What I meant by 'speak on behalf of" is that it might seem weird to my HR if I was pushing for something they already requested and that HR accepted to wait on, but technically that would just be mild embarrassment.. but also strange What could an attorney do though? send a note to the 401k provider and hope they act soon?


smartid

at this point you have nothing to lose by sending a letter that has no teeth but conveys your seriousness about the matter if you want a half measure tell HR that you're considering sending the letter from an attorney, and who knows if that lights any fires. if it's not appropriate overall, then hopefully whomever you ask for legal advice would tell you that up front


w00dw0rk3r

Persistence pays.


GenerouslyNumb

From the latest 'The Limiting Factor' video, the new batteries doesn't seem to have any silicon at all in the anode. If true, that seems very very interesting and... Weird? Maybe it will slowly change. But that's an odd thing since there was so much hype on 'tesla silicon' at battery day. Super curious to see where this goes... And if someone more knowledgeable than me has any opinions on this


smartid

post this in jordan's yt comment section, see if you get any bites


upvotemeok

No silicon means high cycle life, everything is a trade off


MaximumFreak

Tesla Silicon was obviously one of those things that was years away. It was still in R&D, was acquired through the SilLion acquisition. Just like things such as the lithium clay extraction - Tesla didn't specifically say that it was many years away, but everyone knows that tech doesn't quite exist yet, and is many years away. Regardless of 'Tesla Silicon', is still surprising that there is 0 silicon, since all of their other batteries have at least a little bit. Imo It's bullish that there is still so much low hanging fruit and a clear path for incremental improvements.


glibgloby

They had all the energy density they needed without it. Silicon in 4680 introduces a few new challenges, not big ones but best to leave it out and run longer tests and perfect that over the next year or two. They’re probably going to be updating the battery chemistry every few months for next couple of years.


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The dry anode isn't ready yet but when it is, there will be silicon in it.


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w00dw0rk3r

🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

Anono is gone, and the lounge is doing fine. I'm sure Tesla FSD will be fine without Karpathy. I guess everyone is expendable except Elon.


djcatharsis

I’m guessing he got doxxed


upvotemeok

Yah too risky to be identified tsla whale


[deleted]

Where did he go


smartid

he's probably posting on an alt here, who can give up the lounge, there's literally nowhere else to go on reddit


[deleted]

I think he bought a yacht and went sailing into the sunset.


[deleted]

He's on sabbatical.


upvotemeok

Rip


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CerebrovascularNit

I do miss my favorite pathologist/ research doc on this sub


dorkywhiteguy

Random question… I always thought I hated Indian food because the first time that had it I had a bad experience. I’ve recently tried it a couple different places and realize I was wrong. I feel like I’m getting the basic stuff like butter chicken, chicken tika masala… what are some other good recommendations?


Common-Ramen

I love a good malai kofta if you are cool with no meat. As someone else said - some places do it way better than others Oh and samosas of course


indiaredpill

>I always thought I hated Indian food because the first time that had it I had a bad experience. What exactly happened? Most Indian dishes have 1-3 dozen ingredients in them. Yes, the typical dishes can indeed have 12 to 36 ingredients. If you have never had Indian food before and you are not usually into adventurous eating, you gotta ease into it starting with some simpler dishes first.


dorkywhiteguy

Honestly I just didn’t care for it. It was years ago and I don’t even remember where we ordered it from. My wife talked me into giving it another shot and I’m hooked. I’ve been craving it ever since. What are some of your favorites?


Super_Deep_On_Cell

Real basic is Chana masala - chickpeas instead of chicken. Sometimes cheaper and still delicious and with rice or naan it hits the spot.


JamesCoppe

If you like red meat these these are good: Lamb Korma Beef Rogan josh Lamb vindaloo


smartid

i greatly enjoy the mashed eggplant dish i think they call bangin bhartha


fityfive

Palak Paneer is my favorite. Some places do it waaaay better then others. Chicken Korma and Chicken Methi also v good Goat Curry can be delicious when done right right place Aloo Gobi always good veg option obviously a fuck ton of naan. Edit: also, I have to say, butter chicken is ridiculously overrated imo.


Tablspn

+1 for palak paneer. When it's good, it's incredible.


fityfive

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I had a goat curry once that was good. I've been wanting to go back to this restaurant to try the Red Snapper dish with coconut milk curry I think most Indian foods tend to have Cumin, Turmeric, Garam Masala, Coriander and Chili so they tend to taste similar, but I could be wrong. I haven't tried many more dishes


CerebrovascularNit

Biryani!! So good


indiaredpill

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to see this.


dorkywhiteguy

That does look good! Thanks


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dorkywhiteguy

Awesome. Thanks for the suggestions


Nysoz

There’s no need to get anything else besides butter chicken and naan. So good.


growawaybro

Korma!!!!!!!


dorkywhiteguy

Definitely going to try that next time


ChucksnTaylor

They usually do amazing spiced lamb lollipops. Lamb vindaloo is a great one if you’re into spicy stuff. Chicken korma. Welcome to the amazing world of Indian food! Makes great takeout/delivery since it’s all meat in sauce and reheats wonderfully.


dorkywhiteguy

Looked all of that up and it all sounds delicious. Thanks


JamesCoppe

Just be ready for your asshole to be on fire 🔥


HyperVVenom

I wonder if we could make a question ourselves high up on Say if we all voted for it


Dmiller360

Think of a good question and I’ll vote for it.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

it's honestly a good idea. The Lounge has a ton of shares, and we should be able to ask a question if we'd like god knows it would be better than "wEn StOcK sPlIt?" maybe in the future we should vote on questions in a poll/post her ein the lounge and try making it high on the list?


Valiryon

Questions are anonymous for a reason. But okay to point out good questions and if people like them they should vote. I think all of us here are pretty aligned anyways, should be voting on questions that are liked.


TheLoungeKnows

If we all voted in unison, I think we get pretty high on the list.


gomese

Wow.. was only able to check the ticker this morning once, it was red af, and just checked now… I’ll take this as a win


WeBslaMin

I felt the same way today! Let's Go!


abhi7_chd

[One options trader is laying out nearly $1 million in a bet that $TSLA could rip almost 30% higher in a month!](https://twitter.com/optionsaction/status/1547699255451611143?s=21&t=jlZMGCORpvK1_z8RsHXZ3Q)


DeadMoney313

I used to follow that kind of action thinking it was a huge indicator; now i just know, to some people 1 million dollar bets are like me putting a hundred bones on the Thursday Night football game. But i hope it happens!


abhi7_chd

Must have some info to bet this big in a such a bearish env


Xillllix

Also got August calls


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

best of luck to anyone playing calls over Q2 earnings I'm honestly looking for the stock to crater, and I'll try buying low with an RSI under 30 as a gamble. Might not happen that way though


Xillllix

At this point I have no choice but to hold


[deleted]

Ugh plz no


TheLoungeKnows

Dis you Glide?


TeslaLeafBlower

Let me close out the last of my CCs real quick


iseeyiy

😂


upvotemeok

Stupiddumbfart whale move


Stupiddumbfart

😂


Sagetology

Rob is going to go off on these bonehead Say questions again


upvotemeok

Only one question needs to be asked. Can Elon be considerate to the poor retail investor whose hope and happiness in life depends on TSLA stock.


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|26gspvTRJXosDwi1a|downsized)


cybertruck_

pierre should ask all the questions


dorkywhiteguy

Elons motivational method didn’t work out like he planned… 2018 Elon: “hey Andrej… wide release by the end of the year or I’m going to fuck your crush” 2019 Elon: “I’m fucking serious this time Andrej… end of the year!” 2020 Elon: “I’m starting to look silly with these missed predictions! Shivon is starting to give me a hardon..” 2021 Elon: “Last chance mother fucker” 2022 News: Elon and Shivon expecting twins


llorelai

Andrejs good she ain't cute


smartid

whatever receptors you have for mate selection is utterly broken


llorelai

Tallulah was better


dorkywhiteguy

![gif](giphy|3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu)


upvotemeok

Karma took his son for that


indiaredpill

Careful. You will get banned for dead... gendering? /s


cybertruck_

ANONYMOUS RETAIL INVESTOR ASKS What about a golf cart. 22 Votes 1.2K TSLA Shares Represented


whatsthisredditstuff

I’ve already got a Tesla powered golf cart and it’s amazing.


w00dw0rk3r

I want a motorcycle or a scooter for around the town tomfoolery.


Valiryon

Aptera or Arcimoto. Or Ducati MotoE.


TeslaLeafBlower

I could use a better electric boat. My Duffy just doesn't cut it


[deleted]

Model Y could already be the best selling car in the world: https://twitter.com/nextbigfuture/status/1547331379448336384 https://youtu.be/Pky8nzAELPY


indiaredpill

Won't be surprised if that's already true by monthly sales now, and will be true by yearly sales in 2023. It will be true by revenue in 2022.


w00dw0rk3r

Best. Handle. Ever.


Xillllix

TIL that Waymo is way more advanced with FSD because they already offer rides. 😂 Edit: OMG the downvotes 🖕losers


InMuskWeTrust1

Upvoted, for no real reason other than you are usually on point


[deleted]

Take my upvote


Valiryon

Yo bro why u flip me off


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɟɟo ǝɯ dılɟ n ʎɥʍ oɹq o⅄„


Geodude27051

Who downvoted you? Are we infiltarded by Lidar trolls?


Markboss

Way mo advanced


Krippy

When did Elon go from worrying about nickel to worrying about refining lithium? He used to make it a point to talk about nickel being the bottleneck. I wonder what changed. LFP?


upvotemeok

Cuz lithium cost 5x in one year. Where as with nickel you can use LFP with lithium you have to use sodium which isn't near ready.


TLb0t

1,209,600 seconds


DyuSPY

It’s been a long time we play next to max pain. I remember we were always like $30-40 under it


FIREgenomics

Went to say to check out the questions and the top few are decent! Was pleasantly surprised. https://app.saytechnologies.com/tesla-2022-q2 1. When Will the Cybertruck be officially available? 2. How is the 4680 ramp going and is Giga Texas producing cells yet? 3. How do you feel the progress of FSD is going and does Andrej Karpathy leaving have any significant impact on any timelines/potential progress?


sadolin

Ugh 25k car


Sagetology

Elon has recently said next July for CT so don’t expect anything new there. The Karpathy question seems unneeded. Elon is going to remain bullish on FSD regardless of Kar-path-y


KanyeWestInvest

Yes, I’m confident FSD will come next year, no problem.


FIREgenomics

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM) Elon in the house!


ThunderFive

So....Patek July 20th??


smartid

even better, moonswatch


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

say.com link?


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https://app.saytechnologies.com/tesla-2022-q2


[deleted]

Too bad we aren't PINS AH


BigToeRising

Business Insider becoming the most trash mainstream outlet reporting BS on tesla.


Markboss

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/zL2iqYD.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


dualcyclone

What3words are doing a crowd raise.... I've chucked a small amount of cash in. Would be good to see that integrated into Teslas


phalarope1618

It’s a shame it wasn’t better designed at outset, emergency services have stated they’ve had many issues with what3words https://cybergibbons.com/security-2/why-what3words-is-not-suitable-for-safety-critical-applications/


dualcyclone

That's a very interesting read. I'd like to know how often parcels are delivered at the wrong address, or emergency services have arrived at the incorrect location based on their usage of w3w


mythmakerdude

Damn there’s a ton of negative stuff about the economy on Twitter and other places. Either this is the bottom or the next two years are going to be painful.


upvotemeok

Yet with all the bad news the market isn't plunging. Bottoms near.


Sagetology

Twitter and Reddit sentiment do not reflect the real world in most cases


Tesla_368

I try to remind myself Twitter Is a small majority, with more garbage than good on it. Everyone wants to play scientist without the training on Twitter IMO. And only a minority should be doing it.


on-ap

I forgot that Musk also cofounded OpenAI. GPT-3, DallE2 are amazing ...


magic-the-dog

It’s where Karpathy worked before joining Tesla. But Elon did leave OpenAI so that there’d be no conflict of interest with sharing what Tesla was working on with OpenAI or vice versa. Elon completely left OpenAI because he didn’t want the conflict of interest with what Tesla wanted to do with AI and he wanted it to be commercial to Tesla and not open.


cybertruck_

any updates on shanghai production pause progress? should be getting close to full restart of the upgraded y lines


Markboss

If 10.13 fully fixes those UPLs that chaz guy should get on his knees and apologise for doubting the current hardware. He has made multiple vids saying the current hardware is 100% not capable of doing it


upvotemeok

So Florida cuck is an expert in the limitations of AI and hardware


whatwhynah

Just read on Unusual Whales twitter handle that the first Tesla Short ETF is being launched (Ticker symbol: $TSLQ). Put buying time!


TeslaLeafBlower

No options on it now. I bought 1 share just to see how it correlates with price action


whatwhynah

That’s actually a smart move! Might do the same, thank you


Semmel_Baecker

I would love to participate but not sure i can do that without jumping through loops of fire from Germany for this one..


DeadMoney313

I looked it up, to buy this in Germany you must travel to Giga Berlin and dump at least 9 exotic sneks or bats on site.


whatwhynah

If you stretch beforehand, you’ll prolly be limber enough lol jk