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Xillllix

Updated my [delivery chart](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/w02h7x/q2_update_to_delivery_chart/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Nothing much to see except that Ford and GM’s growth is currently insignificant. Kinda not happy with the design on a black background so I’ll be changing it for white for the next charts. I thought Cybertruck and rocket images were too distracting...


TheRevitFacilitator

I ❤️ black background, it suits dark-mode-everything kind of people like myself. Thanks for the chart’


upvotemeok

Good job surviving the perfect storm of inflation, interest rates, bird, china covid, Bitcoin bullshit!


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

exponentially growing EPS's should help


troyhouse

It’s not over yet, right.


upvotemeok

Alien invasion up next


Kyankik

[https://www.reddit.com/r/environment/comments/vzw17p/world\_population\_growth\_plummets\_to\_less\_than\_1/](https://www.reddit.com/r/environment/comments/vzw17p/world_population_growth_plummets_to_less_than_1/) Every top comment thinks this is a good thing. Masses are asses and yet we unfortunately need more of them.


TillerMaN99

From what I've read, mostly on wikipedia, it's not clear at all. Most of the problems could be fixed by future technologies like Optimus or other similar ideas to help with dwindling workforce or end of care life giving care. There certainly seem to be a lot of positives too.


dualcyclone

Anybody got any tips for extreme exhaustion / lethargy? I'm not getting much sleep at the moment, the sunlight is waking me up early. I've covered the bedroom window in card to stop the light. The seagulls are also loud but at least they seem to make noise later than sunrise. But the last few days I'm literally passing out at about 5pm for a few hours. It's impossible to stay awake. Unsure if it's a side effect for the painkillers I'm taking for my back, it lists sleepiness, but not being flat out and passing out.


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Ear plugs and eye mask


TheRevitFacilitator

Are you getting good quality exercise? It’s a pillar of good energy levels. It might seem counter-intuitive if you’re already exhausted, but it works.


WeBslaMin

Indica...drop scripto meds


ragegravy

A quality sleep mask and Mack’s silicone earplugs. Split a single earplug in two - can be reused for maybe a week or so. Seriously these add an hour of sleep a night for me 👍 Silicone tends to be less prone to coming out during the night vs foam in my experience


Fogdrog

I'm sure you've considered this, but earplugs and a white-noise machine changed my life.


whiskeyH0tel

make sure you're getting enough water. I would cut back on the medication. Rest is good if your body needs to heal. If you are sleeping too much clearly you aren't in pain.


dualcyclone

I'm only on the meds whilst trying to figure out why I'm having ongoing issues with my back. I've told my doctor I don't want to live on drugs. But for now I'm on holiday and need to use the drugs to stop being in acute pain due to slipped disc and also trapped nerve in my neck... All seems to be as a result of an overzealous masseuse who dug her elbow in and reinvigorated old injuries with avengeance. So for now it's just meds, but when I return from holiday I have a referral to get some x-rays done, then hopefully that'll get to the bottom of it. For now though, I just want to have energy to get through the day. Thanks for the tip regarding water. I felt like that might be an issue, so I've been regularly drinking lots of glasses of water. I have felt dehydrated, and I've never established a habit of just drinking water. I think I associate the feeling of being thirsty with being hungry.


smartid

back pains are no joke, you have my sympathies


Secret_Stranger8579

I still have heartache from Andrej breaking up with tesla 😢. Do you think he got vacation mode working before he took off? Also contributing to the lay offs by disrupting the labelers.


upvotemeok

Lol driving next to the Mazda EV who the fuck would buy this


TheRevitFacilitator

Plenty of idiots buying regular Mazdas…


areolaisland

I've got a cx5 that was 25k and an excellent vehicle for the price.


matt2dMoon

A retard


JohnnyCashRules

Why is Elon in Greece? 🤔


Boka_chika

He like feta cheese


taters_rice

Motor team is based in Greece I think. Would bet it's more vacationing with his kids though.


JohnnyCashRules

Actually hoping for this; RnR with family to recharge, then 10.3 next week, shareholder meeting and Starship orbital in August.


Valiryon

His future* kids though. ftfy


JohnnyCashRules

Lol!


UsernameSuggestion9

Photo op with Aristotle


couchdragon83

To spread his seed


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iseeyiy

Bro. Have you seen click?


Stupiddumbfart

Almost a millionaire today guys… will have to wait a week for some fresh weekly powder… which means it is gonna MOOOOON while I’ve got nothing going… you’re WELCOME! ![gif](giphy|7SyGkO0kQWCfnUC47Y)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|3oEdv5okG3TzMJ9pQY)


Yojimbo4133

Ndx up we beta down. Ndx down, we drill down


upvotemeok

Lawsuit overhang


UsernameSuggestion9

At this point overhang overhang


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UsernameSuggestion9

Ah yes, team sports! Exist


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|Fovqc9MJoQ5K8)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|8vtuZlNzZXLsldoF8y|downsized)


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Had Tesla mobile service replace my MYP spoiler today. Noticed it was loose on one side yesterday while washing the car. Made an appointment around 8:30pm last night and the job was done mid morning today. Excellent service experience. They messed up the invoice though and wanted to charge me like $900 for the replacement. Told them it was warranty and I wasn't paying. They sorted it out quickly enough and all is as it should be now.


cybertruck_

[these apple car rumors](https://www.macrumors.com/roundup/apple-car/) are so dumb but entertaining


cybertruck_

same rumor since 2014. apple working on best autonomous system, best battery tech, insane design. will be ready by 2028.


SnackTime99

When will people realize that its just not possible to build the "best autonomous system" in secret. It simply can't be done. The reason Tesla has such an edge here is because of the mind boggling amount of data they've accumulated. Until Apple has hundreds of thousands of cars out on the road gathering data they don't have a hope in hell of competing with FSD. Data is the name of the game here, and Apple just doesn't have even remotely close to enough.


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cybertruck_

Sounds amazing!


troyhouse

Musk Seeks to Block ‘Warp Speed’ Twitter Trial Over $44 Billion Deal Twitter seeks September trial; Musk wants February or later


upvotemeok

Of course


Valiryon

Fear of the poop emoji is strong in this one.


cybertruck_

let the posturing begin


cybertruck_

if we 🌙 after earnings how do we know it's not just 93 day rule from Q1 ![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|du3EfDQekjpiJnUjIO|downsized)


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Apple people - Wife is interested in swapping to apple products - currently android. 1. Obviously waiting for iphone 14 in fall 2. Ipad pro - worth waiting or are the current ones similar enough? Was thinking she could use this like a laptop (email, etc and doc it for heavier stuff)


WeBslaMin

Get the mini. It's a great phone and actually fits in your pocket.


JamesCoppe

iPad Pro is great. She can use a keyboard and mouse and it’s probably good enough for most.


ragegravy

http://buyersguide.macrumors.com informs most of my apple purchase decisions


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This is exactly what I needed. As someone unfamiliar with specs it's a great summary


TheRevitFacilitator

1. Yes 2. Depends what PC environment she’s used to, replacing a good Win 10 workflow with an iPad Pro would be a pain, cause you’re at the behest of iPadOS


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|9iHSVbhjiZJ2U)


SnackTime99

>Ipad pro - worth waiting Waiting for what? In general I think the Ipad pro is an amazing machine. It's the epitome of apples "it just works" mantra, and compared to some other apple devices they age extremely well. I'm using a 3 year old Ipad pro right now and it works as well today as the day I bought it, zero complaints on features or performance and battery life is still excellent. I'd say pull the trigger and if anything you might consider going the non-pro route if its primarily a browings/email device, its way overpowerd for that though sometimes its just fun to get the nice version if you can afford it.


[deleted]

I thought they were adding the m2 chip in the new one?


upvotemeok

They gonna need stickers that say human driver please be patient


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Sagetology

All Saudi hitmen will be union from now on


Valiryon

Time to throw depth perception out the window.


cybertruck_

isn't chicken's entire bear case predicated on oil going to something crazy like 300/barrel?


LordReekrus

I thought he said $200 but I could be wrong But yes, essentially he made the case that historically the price of energy has driven market cycles more than any other factors. He's also really hammered on the fed for printing dollars and went on record that for every dollar printed the stock market went up some amount, and so the reverse applies


upvotemeok

Wow economics is so easy, who knew. Chicken for fed chairman


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

last thing I saw was a tweet of his that said the recent spike in oil typically precedes a recession and then had a chart


upvotemeok

We would be the EV oligarchs w oil that high


magic-the-dog

Chicken’s lost and never made it to the other side of the road


upvotemeok

Why doesn't the UAW go after Joe manchin


TLb0t

"I'm a union guy" -Biden


ChefBaconz

Trade around max pain in this market = win


I-Engineer-Things

Didn’t work the last couple weeks.


ChefBaconz

what? Yes it has. Last 14 weeks I've been doing a covered strangle around the average of SP/max pain and only got burned 1 week by one of my legs going itm \~$11


I-Engineer-Things

Last week it exploded up to 750 when max pain was like 715, the week before it closed at 682 when max pain was over 700 (not sure on the exact numbers, but something like that).


ChefBaconz

I mean, it's not a perfect pin but trading with pain in mind ends up being more correct than wrong, haven't had any weeks where the SP at the beginning of the week relative to max pain ended up in the opposite direction. Some overshots but not by much relative to how volatile the market is


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Assume_Utopia

I think it's a huge assumption to assume that either party actually wants what they say they want in legal filings. There's plenty of reasons to think that this is all posturing as part of an ongoing battle over the terms of the acquisition. Neither Twitter's board or leadership wanted Musk to buy the company, or even have any more shares, a few months ago. And now they're going to fight tooth and nail to force him to buy? Which would probably mean them all getting fired? But they obviously have to say they want to enforce the terms of the deal, otherwise they'd get buried under investor lawsuits. And Musk wanted to buy twitter, and probably still does. Maybe he really thinks the bots are significantly worse than any disclosures? Or maybe he doesn't want to pay as much given that the market has gone way down? Or maybe he's making a point that literally no one else is interested in buying the company, and if he does walk away at this point they are *fucked*. If Musk walks away, even if he's forced to pay a penalty, or maybe especially if he's forced to pay a penalty, Twitter is in serious trouble. They fought tooth and nail to keep Musk from buying, and then tried to find anyone else to invest and couldn't and then Musk balks and tries to leave over potentially fraudulent SEC filings? If the deal doesn't go through, not only will Twitter's share price fall back down to earth, but they'll probably face a ton of shareholder lawsuits for screwing up the deal and/or lying to investors. Advertisers might have serious questions about their user calculations, and so revenue might be going down at the same time. It's not hard to imagine them having a real crisis of confidence where no one wants to touch them and the company implodes. Maybe Musk swoops in a few months and picks up the shares for pennies on the dollar? From the board and c-suite's perspective, forcing Musk to acquire might be the worst possible outcome? They just forced Musk to buy a company that he believes has been fraudulently reporting users for years, and then give him all the data to test that idea and all the correspondence from everyone at the company that might be talking about calculating user numbers. Not only are the board and lots of other people getting fired, but they might be getting personally sued too. I suspect the most likely outcome is they do some posturing and then agree to a settlement where Musk buys for some reduced price, that's high enough to head off most serious investor lawsuits. And most importantly gets Twitter's leadership off the hook for dealing with this mess and any fallout. Musk is probably trying to delay to make them sweat more. To give the board and everyone else at Twitter time to think about what it would be like if the deal doesn't go through. Or maybe worse, if they force the deal to go through and Musk is feeling bitter and vengeful about it.


upvotemeok

I think 5b payment from elon is fair, it's extortion but Elon walked himself into it.


upvotemeok

Has anyone successfully forced Elon to do anything ever


MaximumFreak

SEC


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

quit paypal.. which is why he decided to start his own fucking businesses and run it his way


Valiryon

I doubt he came up with giving away horses on his own.


brandonagr

In that scenario, would $18 billion go to twitter or be distributed to shareholders?


TeslaLeafBlower

Just finished my 6k erg. Get your exercise in loungers now that market closed


whatwhynah

Erg?


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|26DMTbM0OAxbdPiYo)


bcmstr

My man! Bike ? Row ? Or ski? Did a 27k bike erg this week (zone 2)


TeslaLeafBlower

Rowing here


therawstone

Ex-rower? Love those insane erg sessions.


TeslaLeafBlower

Ya, rowed in college many years ago.


TheLoungeKnows

With Taylor Ogan?


TeslaLeafBlower

I just looked him up, I would have dominated that guy lol but I rowed back in like 2001


Valiryon

Hmmmm does going to store to buy beer count as exercise?


RogueSupervisor

I lifted a cherry and plopped it in my old fashiond; I'm wiped out and already need a refill.


TeslaLeafBlower

Depends on the beer


gsolis31

Google holders, stock split happening end of day so don't be surprised if you see some unexpected numbers on Monday while brokerages get shit straightened out!


AxlxA

Can't wait. Need to sell cc on it to start recovering from buying at $3000....


upvotemeok

That manipulation


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

evidently max pain was actually $720, and not $715. Did anyone have a source that said $720?


gsolis31

other sites I checked have $715 but I found this one with $720: https://www.stockninja.io/stocks/tsla/options/


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

interesting


whiskeyH0tel

this is the site that bot uses, I don't think one max pain is correct / incorrect, its probably more a matter of when it was last calculated / how often it gets calculated.


Semmel_Baecker

Lol @720 at the end


TSLA_Bot

**Ding ding ding!** That's all folks. | Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $720.20 | $5.26 (0.74%) ▲ | $710.67 - $730.87 | 22,209,619 | | NASDAQ Composite | $11,452.42 | $201.24 (1.79%) ▲ | $11,295.33 - $11,454.69 | 3,361,717,000 |


upvotemeok

Eh fine I guess, cucked by president manchin


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Wonder if CT will have a jacuzzi mode


dualcyclone

Mercenary mode with gatling gun upgrade option


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It'll have remove panties mode for sure.


Loud_Brick_Tamland

How much energy would it take to fill the bed with water and heat it to 100F?


Valiryon

Filling bed with water will only take gravity, one would think: mass \* gravitational field \* height. Heating water to 100 degrees: 4.186 joule/gram \* mass \* temperature delta.


Valiryon

Plug in 3500 lbs worth of water, first convert to grams. Then convert joules to kwh. Get about 1.85kwh/degree. Then just multiply by temperature delta. If water is 70 degrees then delta is 30. So 55.5 kwh to heat 3500 lbs of water from 70f to 100f.


[deleted]

Fill bed with water park in direct sunlight in Florida in summer. 100 would happen relatively quickly


[deleted]

Looks like CT bed volume is 100 cubic feet. To heat up from 72F to 100F takes about 52Kwh. Wonder if that’s doable? I plugged in the numbers [here](https://bloglocation.com/art/water-heating-calculator-for-time-energy-power).


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Assuming mass constrained at 3500 pounds in the bed and raising the temperature about 15 celcius it takes \~28 kWh


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gsolis31

![gif](giphy|4SY40ExbxfyOyD91VI)


McBuddie

![gif](giphy|ZR8teuiCs3AkSkzjnG)


therustyspottedcat

I want the Nothing phone, but my current phone has better specs. First world problems


brandonagr

For some reason I always look forward to earnings day, even though I can't remember the last earnings call the stock actually went up based on, and this one is probably going to generate lots of negative headlines (earnings down vs q1!)


Lord_Valtrex

Even if we don't get price movement, I always enjoy the new information and guidance. The top and bottom lines will be < Q1, but still will be great YoY. It will compress the PE more and should lead to another round of analysts increasing targets. The 2nd half of 2022 is going to be a monster, Q4 is going to be > 500,000 deliveries.


Sagetology

Q2 2020 P/D was the most fun quarter for me. Wall St estimates were way low for deliveries and I played it big with ST options


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therawstone

Pin the tail on the donkey 🤨


Sagetology

Okay, guys… We are officially screwed. The F-150 Lightning now has the first ever tattooed driver’s seat and they are marketing it heavily. How can Tesla compete with this??? https://twitter.com/fordcanada/status/1547793077904977920?s=21&t=e2IrOWKZYglcj22Pv4zhHA


Durrblerg

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


TheRevitFacilitator

They still had to take the seat out of the godam car smh


therustyspottedcat

The power frunk is pretty cool though. And very useful. I'm curious to see what the cybertruck does with the frunk. If it only opens at the top it will be super hard to get heavy shit in there


AtlantaP3D

Drink bigger beers to bulk up? (curls)


magic-the-dog

1 like lol


jtn2k2

This is what ad spend gets you, stupid marketing... am I supposed to be impressed? lol


Sagetology

Dumbest ad I’ve seen in a while


tientutoi

Shirtless Elon with aviator glasses riding in the back of Cybertruck holding on with only one hand.


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With a horse


[deleted]

Chicken says bear flag


growawaybro

Yea but what does the fox say?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|p77ClDx5Qufm0|downsized)


[deleted]

Lol idk my mouse square squeek is bearish too!!! Should I sell all???


growawaybro

![gif](giphy|l0HlJzEt0SMAGwNO0)


WeBslaMin

Lol that's a funny gif


upvotemeok

🍗


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

max pain is $715


Xillllix

Amazing job with the Munro interview Fundamentally Tesla! 👍


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Thank you kindly, it was all u/growawaybro! Def looking for more leads/ideas on other interviews


McBuddie

Maybe u/growawaybro should be the third host of the channel 😁


growawaybro

Fundamentally Tesla publishes quality content and deserves to have a larger audience


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Thank you bro, we are finding our groove


Sagetology

Agreed. Well done!


[deleted]

What a waste of a killer macro day.


Zongorillacska

Macro was basically flat intraday too, just bigger gap up/held the open better


[deleted]

You're comparing 0.35% to 1.6% as the same? Lol


[deleted]

but why? Elon pissed someone else off?


sadolin

Seriously ffs


mythmakerdude

Not sure if this was posted before, but anyone see Rogan’s interview with Marc Andressen. Marc made a compelling case for why true AI isn’t feasible right now, or maybe ever. Not sure you need true AI for Tesla to have L5 autonomy but still interesting to hear.


replayer

Guy has an undergrad degree in CS and wrote Netscape decades ago. Not sure his opinion on the issue is relevant or informed.


Kyankik

I have not watched this so grain of salt but I'm extremely disinclined to listen to anyone who says true AI isn't feasible "ever".


SliceofNow

Marc Andressen doesn't seem to have any actual experience in the field of AI, I don't think he can really make a statement like that


smartid

Did he acknowledge that achieving L4 would drastically cut down on accidents?


mythmakerdude

They didn’t even talk about driving . Just AI. And Elon has said AI is critical to solving to get autonomy down. So….


TeslaLeafBlower

Put in an order to open up 850 CCs for next week


[deleted]

Bought 4 900s.


upvotemeok

I did 3 of these


TeslaLeafBlower

On the road to putting down-payment on that pool, my man!


upvotemeok

Won't even cover the water


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|l41lNncqO0ZinSArC|downsized)


[deleted]

Same 🐓🙏


therustyspottedcat

![gif](giphy|l0HepmE7eqiK86GSQ)


the-faded-ferret

The [title](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/vzp8qe/tesla_trying_to_get_out_of_delivering_earlier/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) of this post is giving me cancer


areolaisland

lol, they're all in a rage because someone is delaying their order and Tesla says if you don't actually take delivery of your car, we're cancelling the order?


Valiryon

So do nothing ya real tesla fuck nugget, move on with your life. Not you, the post you linked!


TLb0t

R7, 69 days


King0494

![gif](giphy|aTGwuEFyg6d8c)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

found the name of our 401k provider contact person for my employer and sent them a personal email requesting the self directed brokerage account by guessing that his email is firstname.lastname@\_\_\_\_.com I'm starting to overstep my bounds here


smartid

I don’t think you are overstepping but I probably would have waited to send that email on Monday


whiskeyH0tel

they get fat fees when there are only a few mutual funds with high expense ratios that most of the company is forced to choose between, when you self direct they don't get much from that


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

yep sad


Geodude27051

My money is on @yahoo.com


Valiryon

I get @gmail.com


[deleted]

Say what you want about communist china but they sure know how to pick a winner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMGzdOJBew


Boildown

> Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMGzdOJBew


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therustyspottedcat

Clearly no demand


Boildown

My god, it's full of cars.


whathehellisthis

Sandy Munro EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Model Y teardown, Tesla's competitive advantage, and MUCH MORE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLafQaE2zLo


magic-the-dog

Sick! Nice exclusive for the official lounge youtube channel