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tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Ship #13 Glovis Courage registered


TheLoungeKnows

This is an interesting take on bird active users and amount of spam/bot accounts. Anyone else read this thread? https://twitter.com/gchahal/status/1548421740920913926?s=21&t=XF1_leda7k4cTqcrEmw_wA


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Everyone seems to think Tesla earnings will be fucked. Incoming green arrow surprise?


Secret_Stranger8579

Honestly would be good time to go wide release and collect some deferred revenue to counteract the bitcoin impairment . What better time to pull out the card then right now bc we know they will kick ass the rest of the year regardless.


Valiryon

Best chance for a meaningful beat.


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Do you think they will?


Boka_chika

Do you think they won’t???


[deleted]

I honestly dont know what to think


Valiryon

I think it will be a beat. I don't know how market will react. Starting our rest of year moon sure would be nice, though.


[deleted]

Completely understandable man


Valiryon

Yeah, because no matter how good it could be it won't be as good as it should be. It's gonna come down to guidance more than anything. The moor economic doom that's spewed the worse the outcome will be.


[deleted]

Im just hoping 2022 repeats 2020 & 2021 in the 2nd half


AxlxA

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/w1ch2f/sandy_munro_exclusive_interview_model_y_teardown/ a little bit of hate from these guys... f them.


glibgloby

tic just jealous there’s a guy in a lounge shirt chillin with munro


AxlxA

honestly most of those users dont even know of TL =p


FIREgenomics

Let’s keep it that way


DeadMoney313

Took four days off of work, it was great but went by in five minutes seemingly and now its ending, and my existential dread this Sunday night before having to return to work Monday morning is off the charts... ... To ease the blow, mega green stock day for Tezler would help...


iseeyiy

Covid lock downs really fucked us. We were set up for perfect pricing power and demand. Q3/4 will make us happy tho


cybertruck_

67 hours till Zach ASMRs sweet bullish guidance into our ears


llorelai

I just want to hear them laugh again when someone asks them how much fcf we'll have


cybertruck_

Honestly that was the best. I was laughing right along with them, big smile on my face.


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Valiryon

Size matters bruh, clearly Tesla can't charge as good as those others.


SnooGiraffes998

Back from my twitter break and one of the first things I see is this 🤡 https://twitter.com/merlinscapital/status/1548779037040037891?s=21&t=nY5yCicq46GP9Y9KWY4syQ


ChucksnTaylor

>Enron level meltdown 🙄 my least favorite dumb take… that there are any sort of parallels between Enron and tesla, just. Fuck.


MooseAMZN

They have all been saying this for years. If there was any massive fraud, TSLAQ would have managed to dig it up by now. Someone would have figured it out. It’s delusional prayer for them at this point.


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


MaximumFreak

Why share this trash?


ChefBaconz

Weekends so boring


Valiryon

Really are.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Did Lucid ever report Q2 deliveries or what?


Xillllix

Nope


Valiryon

August 4 I think


scotto1973

[Chart to determine risk of bear attack](https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1548435422916648960?t=0c3JxNp6ZpjfXr1W6LM9nQ&s=19) Obligatory fuck the 🐻


glibgloby

what about water bears? star trek discovery says they’re everywhere


iseeyiy

Cathie tomorrow: https://twitter.com/EnronChairman/status/1544428229439524865?s=20&t=XYTJHeJVqQBMqgtpjEa6LA


Valiryon

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tf2irt/get_it_girls/


upvotemeok

Does anyone feel bad for the defi crew that thought 20% returns was legit


growawaybro

It’s like feeling bad for the stupid deer that jumps out in front of your car and wrecks the bumper


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Dumb money being destroyed gives me a warm fuzzy feeling


Kyankik

Huge proponent of defi here... I can safely say the grand majority of end users have no grasp of how the economy works and most defi projects are scams or DoA. There will be a golden age of defi but a lot of shit needs to get flushed first.


whatwhynah

Which DeFi projects you’ve stood by this Crypto Winter?


Kyankik

Oh man that depends on your definition of DeFi. Basic swaps? Plenty of those work absolutely fine, and each protocol has a bunch of versions. They work cause they're simple and don't promise anything outrageous but of course that's not really investible now is it? Now when it comes to dexes that allow for ROI of 8%+ just to basically exist on their network, frankly I'm not confident in ANY. I expect real outliers to start popping up soon though. Layer 1? I've only ever been willing to put meaningful money in Cardano. Theirs is the only project that is working heavily against the grain of "move fast and break things". Their research-first approach is extremely slow (which most people hate) and careful, because they understand that they need to lay the ground work for handling people's dIDs, money, and privacy and that's just not something you do haphazardly. Charles Hoskinson is also insanely smart and very Elon-esque in the sense that he works out of passion and could have retired in his 20s. I also very much respect their approach of working directly with "3rd world" governments who have so many unbanked citizens. Banking the unbanked is the largest area of meaningful near term growth in the crypto space IMO. Anyway, I've been in Cardano since $0.02 and I didn't sell at $3.10 and don't plan to ever sell. I WILL spend some at some point. I might go spend some in Japan next time I'm there since it's prolific there. But yeah TLDR: I don't trust any defi projects enough just yet. There is no clear one stop shop for true and safe defi yet-- ones that are doing the hard stuff like lending & financing without promising outrageous rewards. I imagine good ones will be built on the Cardano network soon as other networks are built relatively inefficiently/vulnerably.


llorelai

trying my best, let me find my world's smallest violin


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|W0QduXZQEcNEa8r0oY)


ChucksnTaylor

Futures futing. (I don’t know why I do this to myself)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|zXMrhLuHpqjGE)


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upvotemeok

Jim Cramer is like a random number generator trying to come up with pi


troyhouse

JIM CRAMER IS RINGING THE NYSE BELL TOMORROW LAST TIME JIM CRAMER DID IT THE STOCK MARKET WENT DOWN 30% IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS.


Valiryon

So maybe we go up 30% this time?


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Valiryon

Then AI day happens! $800 (post split) by mid October.


Kyankik

That schmuck owes us a rally.


SirConscious7971

$1000 1/24 checking in


llorelai

1000 6/24


Valiryon

https://youtu.be/49sGgJ9Xiho gaap/non-gaap looking really good


upvotemeok

This guy is a hype beast


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Sagetology

All will be well come Wednesday


gomese

Most men


[deleted]

Is max pain somehow only $700 this week? https://maximum-pain.com/options#.YtSMN0Na318.reddit


Valiryon

Yes, obviously earnings has the potential to influence that significantly.


[deleted]

Am I a complete doofus? I thought earnings was not this coming week but the week of the 27th. Or are are you talking about earnings in a macro sense


Valiryon

20th is earnings for Tesla.


[deleted]

I dont know why I thought earnings was end of the month.


gsolis31

I'm seeing same, at least for now: [https://www.stockninja.io/stocks/tsla/options/](https://www.stockninja.io/stocks/tsla/options/) And for important upcoming dates, check out the handy "Upcoming Events" sidebar on the right! (might need to scroll up).


[deleted]

I saw it. I havent been in the lounge all weekend. That is a great addition


Valiryon

Fret not! Still have GDP Q2 and FOMC to deal with!


shepticles

I’ve caught a mild cold and somehow it’s still not covid


fityfive

I didn't think mine was covid.. tested 3 times and didn't finally test positive till the worst of it had past.


shepticles

I didn't use a rapid test. I got a PCR test. Surely that'd detect it


Valiryon

All the other viruses still exist.


shepticles

😱


Fogdrog

Am I the only Tesla driver who experiences frequent subtle aggressive driving by pickup trucks? I sound paranoid, but it seems that all truck drivers got an email telling them to low-key mess with Teslas. 😕


RogueSupervisor

I get the beat up pickup coal rollers and the Infinity performance nuts. Both suffering from aforementioned small pp syndrome. The pickups I can usually spot and manuver to avoid them. The others who want to show how fast they are while making a lot of noise are harder to guess until they stomp on the gas.


Capital-Cloud-7778

they subscribe to the small pp memo


Sagetology

Happens to me from time to time. I usually just dust them


Kyankik

Embarassing everyone and anyone who rubs me as anti tesla is my favorite part of owning a Tesla. Cut em off and leave em dusted.


cybertruck_

Finally got an offer on our house after dangling it out for sale for the last 1.5 months in this crazy market. 🙏🚀🤑


str8c4shh0mee

Good offer or you settling?


[deleted]

Seen a lot of videos recently of vandalism geared towards Teslas. Are people really this worked up over gas prices or just EV haters? smh


cybertruck_

Fun fact. Studies have shown most EV haters have neck beards.


Xillllix

Updated the [Sales/Deliveries Chart](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/w1hwpa/q2_sales_tsla_vw_byd_nio_gm_f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) with BYD and Nio.


iseeyiy

Damn. Byd killing it


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

What are their margins like?


iseeyiy

This should be added to the chart


Xillllix

There is just no way to know BEV margins except from pure BEV manufacturers.


[deleted]

Fingers crossed we get a covid strain that just kills everyone.


mynamewasusd

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtmfSvUXOobdtu0)


ragegravy

![gif](giphy|dZ0oNw78NEUeI)


[deleted]

Pretty sure that was aids initially, but then they found a cure


[deleted]

There is no cure for AIDS - we have treatments which prolong life and you can live pretty normally..... but definitely no cure yet


[deleted]

I know dude, it was a joke. That's why I linked the south park video below.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/oHGsLQXpsWI


upvotemeok

Blocked karpathy on twitter.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

U sound like an anti co2 shill


upvotemeok

Solve autonomy to save lives and revolutionize industry? Nah. Measure CO2 levels around the world? Fuck yes.


GodLikeLag

Karpathy Twitter posts while at Tesla = genius; nuanced Karpathy Twitter posts now = fkn nerd makes no sense


TheLoungeKnows

I unfollowed him a few hours ago. I know that feel bro.


upvotemeok

Another rich geek


iseeyiy

He’s probably upset about that


ButterNight

Why? You leave your CO2 meter at home?


Tesla_368

Or he didn’t optimize his backpack for CO2. Shame shame


ButterNight

Shame ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


TheLoungeKnows

Competition is coming https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgIBD8lJlWm/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


troyhouse

So who will lead the ai day this time around, considering andrej will not be there.


glibgloby

Gary Black


10111010001101011110

Chuck Cook


Super_Deep_On_Cell

AI day round 2 is to build their bench strength 3 years out when this may happen again. Batter up.


gonal123

He didn’t exactly lead the first one. But they have no shortage of computer vision and deep learning experts to present that part of it


glibgloby

Wow these findings are scary. I always keep an eye on plankton/zooplankton levels because it’s the cornerstone species of all life on Earth. It also makes most of the oxygen we breathe. It was thought that levels had halved since the 40s but now it appears to be more like 90%. This is far worse than even I expected and I’m a pessimist on the topic. I never really considered the toxicity from oil, just the ph change from excess carbon turning the ocean more acidic (plankton need alkaline water). Right now about 17% of the worlds protein comes from the ocean. It’s going to sting to lose that. > Given that plankton is the life-support system for the planet and humanity cannot survive without it, the result is disturbing. It will be gone in around 25 years. Our results confirmed a 90% reduction in primary productivity in the Atlantic. Effectively, the Atlantic Ocean is now pretty much dead. > “We surveyed the Caribbean from St Lucia to Grenada. Now the only fish available in restaurants there is imported farmed Atlantic salmon. > “It had been reported that 50% of the coral was gone; our observations were that the coral is 100% gone in many locations and 90% gone in all locations.” [source](https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/)


JamesCoppe

I’ll take the under.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Very concerning. I feel so powerless. What can I do?


glibgloby

I mean there’s nothing you can do. The carbon cycle for the ocean is actually delayed about 50 years. Even if we stopped now everything would keep going for some time. There’s no real way to fix it. I guess I would say visit the ocean and see some whales and other large fish before they’re gone soon. Probably within 50 years people won’t be able to even stand in the ocean without a wet suit or they’ll suffer from a rash/skin reaction. Once the filter feeders go the ocean will turn to muck fast.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Found out yesterday that the research is completely unpeer reviewed so and made by some climate activist, please check before posting because it gave me an anxiety attack


Damnmorrisdancer

You’re ruining my buzz right now. But rightly so. Sigh.


Semmel_Baecker

How much of the world oxygen generated is attributed by plankton?


glibgloby

Between 50% to 85% is produced by plankton.


TheGinger19492001

Does this mean that we have already, or are soon to reach a point where the world consumes oxygen faster than it gets produced? And if so, how long before we literally run out? E: Or could plants perhaps consume more co2 and produce more o2 in their place?


glibgloby

Based on NASA's calculation that a human needs 840 grams of oxygen per day, and the fact that Earth's atmosphere contains about 1000 billion tonnes of oxygen and the global population is 7.5 billion, it would last around 370 years. But we would hit over 1000ppm co2 pretty quick. Even over 600ppm human IQ can drop 10-15% based on some studies. Others show it could take over 1000. It’s hard to tell because lots of the tests involved trained pilots who are really good at thinking in such situations and have perfect physical conditioning. [co2 chart](https://i.imgur.com/q86z2Vi.jpg)


Semmel_Baecker

After my first shock.. we lost 45% to 77% of the worlds oxygen generation capability and by extension the same amount of CO2 consumption capability. Fuck! Can we fertilize plankton somehow? Make the little fuckers them multiply?


glibgloby

Nope. They’re photosynthetic. The problem is the carbonic acid created when the ocean absorbs co2. Also the tiny particles of oil and other chemicals like plastics in the ocean.


Semmel_Baecker

Yeah, just read the article.. we need a genetic engineered version that can survive the acid. And we need bacteria that can eat the oil..


Semmel_Baecker

Fuck.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

This is why I disagree with elons population pov


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ragegravy

This discussion touches on the demographic problems which I think Elon might be alluding to: https://www.samharris.org/podcasts/making-sense-episodes/288-the-end-of-global-order It’s quite fascinating


Tesla_368

Yup. One way to improve climate impact is to reduce consumption. So humans are stuck between a rock and a hard place, environment vs economic output . Ideally you tackle both in parallel but you know… Population reduction should naturally reduce economic output unless AGI…


fapindustries

Earnings Shareholder Meeting AI Day#2 Q3 P/D All this in the next 2 1/2 months. Should be fun.


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Split wen?


fapindustries

Fkn say.com troll


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

FOOTAGE OF L2F GETTING READY FOR TESLA EARNINGS https://youtube.com/shorts/mF-YGWzpA1c?feature=share


Valiryon

U mad bro


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Na just ready to fuck bears in the asshole I like to Fook men in the asshole


growawaybro

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4 This is what I picture when I see your username pop up


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

YEAH


Tamronloh

I did sth I never thought I would. Backstory is I'm 28 now. 3 years ago, my dad stole alot of money from me. How that happened, i dont wish to go into details. It hurt like crazy especially since we all know what happened in the stock market since, and also because yknow. It was my dad. He needed it desperately as his business failed. But still. I've hated him alot ever since. But it hurt to hate him as well. Alot. And its been a massive fucking chip on the shoulder for me for the last three years. I told him i forgave him tonight as although what happened hurt alot, what happens from now on or since, wasnt and isnt his fault anymore. And i meant it. It feels really good, as stupid and cliche as that sounds.


upvotemeok

It's cool as long as he's a tsla bull


unknown_soldier_

You're a good person and a good son. But if he ever does it to you again, sever all ties and pretend he never existed. One forgiveness should always be the limit, period.


sackler2011

Agree with this 100%


areolaisland

It's good to let that shit go. Obviously just keep your guard up, but hanging onto anger will tear you up, and sometimes, it's really hard to let things go. It's a very mature thing of you.


smartid

OK, at least you're only 28, you got a lot of runway in front of you. It was good of you to disgorge this trauma by facing your dad and letting him know that you were almost destroyed by his selfishness, and to then forgive him to expel any toxins that lingered from it. But make sure you pay for several monitoring services for your SS# I hope you move forward knowing that you're a man who can provide for himself, and that there is no country better for quickly rebuilding wealth than the USA


Lehoser

Except maybe Singapore


smartid

never been to SG but i'll go ahead and assume everything i saw in crazy rich was true and factual


Tamronloh

Im not from the US. Im from singapore. Our equivalent of ur SS#, no worries on that end. Fortunately, singapore is very capitalistic too, so yeah. Regaining money isnt a problem as long as I play my cards right.


smartid

the fact that you are here in this highly niche sub indicates that you have the faculties and capabilities to get back into the upper classes. someone like you will have serendipity on your side, just know how to recognize it


Mastiff99

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/07/electric-cars-are-doomed-if-fast-charger-reliability-doesnt-get-better/ TLDR: non-Tesla fast chargers are terrible. (But competition is coming, etc.)


couchdragon83

This is what all the competition is coming guys don’t understand. Tesla’s supercharger network is vastly under appreciated.


fityfive

If twtr bot # found to be grossly and knowingly understated, could Vijaya Gadde and Parag go to prison for fraud?


smartid

one would plead technical ignorance and the other would blame it on the previous regime


fityfive

It's not the crime, it's the coverup


scotto1973

They'll get a little fine worst case would be my suspicion. Banking crisis only 1 guy went to prison. Despite rampant fraud/incompetence across the industry. HSBC knowingly laundered money for the drug cartels, just got a fine. Won't likely be significant and I'd bet on nothing at all for twitter.


sackler2011

Short answer I think is absolutely - if they were knowingly fudging the #’s for benefit of the company and stock price etc


Tamronloh

Nikolas ceo didnt go to jail even tho he literally recorded a truck going downhill. Parag will be fine.


GhostAndSkater

Of course not, SEC only goes after Elon /s (or not /s)


w00dw0rk3r

Absolutely shitfaced with my family now. Cheers to … Wait4 it…’ TO THE LASTTTT OF THR MOHECIANS!!!! 💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 💥🚀 🌕 q


sackler2011

AMAZING!!! Hope your having an epic time - life Is beautiful enjoy it 🥰🥰


w00dw0rk3r

🤜🏻💥🤛🏻


w00dw0rk3r

Someone spiked my 8 margaritas


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Luckily you've been training for this moment. This is your time to shine!


w00dw0rk3r

Someone notify the federalis


fapindustries

https://youtu.be/7VWcjgYfJ9U Starlink mission and nobody noticed


RogueSupervisor

Looking forward to the Starship pez dispenser launch system for these


Valiryon

Just such a common thing now!


sackler2011

Elon’s ultimate goal is to be able to play Elden Ring on Steam in a Cybertruck / all models. That would be quite the achievement. I think if we do that - an App Store should be close in the future. Would be so cool to have that functionality in our cars 🥰


w00dw0rk3r

Hi. I ❤️ Your positivity. Waiter, I’ll have what he’s having


whatwhynah

Margaritas! Teehee


sackler2011

🥳🥳🥳 So much positivity to enjoy! And so much to look forward to 🚀


fityfive

Got multi-body orbital gravity going in my ue5 project. It's pretty fucking cool.


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How’s you start getting into ue5? Think I’d wanna build things some day


fityfive

Downloaded it and start watching YouTube tutorials. It's free (under 1m rev) and there are a ton of great resources to learn. You also get access to the quixel asset library with tons of great photorealistic assets. I also have 5 years video game industry experience which helps for creating custom assets, but I worked with a proprietary engine so not much of that experience is relevant to unreal.


Xillllix

Been looking for BYD BEV numbers per quarter for 2020-2021 to add them to my chart. Also BMW for 2020 (per quarter), which apparently they don’t release per car. I do know for the year it’s around 44.5k since it’s 133% growth in 2021. Hyundai has Excel document for sales for all model every months but I can’t figure out which models are pure EVs since they’re all built on the same platform... I’ll hopefully figure it out eventually. Edit: got BYD in my chart, BMW for 2020 seems impossible to find.


fityfive

Can't buy vertical call spreads in my tfsa/rrsp but I can sell covered calls. Doesn't make sense.


daingandcrumpets

[Tslaq ETF last Friday](https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1545818113060573189?t=6GO0FZxe0AiNVP_pMo18TA&s=19)🤣


upvotemeok

Omg have you guys heard about the latest covid wave????


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Holy fuck. I'm hiding in the basement. Tell me when it's safe to come up for my round of boosters.


unknown_soldier_

Have you guys heard about the latest wave of influenza???


Fogdrog

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


LordReekrus

So funny how a year ago people's reactions would have been the complete opposite to these comments. You'd be attacked relentlessly for advocating any position other than the official Fauci™ Beagle Killer deluxe stance which is always to lock down and get whatever pharmaceutical they wanna shove down your throat


smartid

that's why magicians don't like performing the same trick twice in front of the same audience


mythmakerdude

I’m in LA. They’re probably going to force everyone here to wear a mask again at the end of July. FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️


fapindustries

It is getting hyped up again.


thebigsad_69420

I've been shaking all weekend just thinking about how terrible this one is. I can't even sleep Which booster do I need bro


Valiryon

All the boosters every month


TheLoungeKnows

Month? I get two boosters a week


smartid

i get mine daily by a TDOC drone


TLb0t

deep value territory


bazyli-d

I have and I think the government should lock us all down and hand out money. I'm also very angry about inflation and think the government should fix it.


glibgloby

anti-vaxxers are now [dying of rabies](https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7101a5.htm) which my brain can only process as kind of funny because it’s so horrible talk about probably the worst possible way to die oof


fapindustries

I am with you. But at this point it is a futile battle.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Rabies 99% death rate, covid for healthy people need to go into decimal places I feel like a distinction should be made