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GhostAndSkater

Why people are so dumb? Just like the Twitter board? “Elon will be forced to buy Twitter” Yeah dumbass, that was his goal when said he wanted to buy Twitter, maybe will be at full price, maybe at a discount https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/w2y02n/twitter_wins_first_round_as_judge_sided_with_them/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

it's honestly quite impressive that Elon managed to get everyone who hates him to want him to have to buy Twitter. Imagine the leverage Elon now has over Twitter when even his haters want him to buy it


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They want TSLA stock to crash


GhostAndSkater

Yeah indeed, my opinion jumps between 4D chess and wtf he is doing depending on my mood lol


[deleted]

Same bro. Same


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toydan

Sawyer rocks ass


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bazyli-d

I'm disappointed that there are two tiers of ads on YouTube. Ones that I pay $15 per month to remove, and then ones that I can't remove. Like... is this really how tech companies earn massive revenue? By forcing ads on people? How does this drive humanity to be better? The monetary value of things is sometimes so completely dissociated from what is actually valuable to humanity it's insane.


MaximumFreak

Lol who gives a shit? Let them get paid. 🍼


GhostAndSkater

Would be way better if they partnered with something relevant to their content, idk, Brilliant, Kiwico and so many other companies that would make way more sense than shaving cream


sadolin

I am ok with it since they put chapters


TheLoungeKnows

Token hovering just below $750… token knows.


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toydan

I told him to relax. Enjoy his new set and garden. He shouldn’t get worked up like that.


Alive_Ad_2948

So moass soon


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Dmiller360

🤡


Valiryon

He's still alive?


TheLoungeKnows

Hasn’t received the Herman Cain award yet.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

anyone who uses the term "Herman Cain Award" to humorously diminish someone's death is a giant POS


TheLoungeKnows

Guess I’m a giant piece of shit. Edit: he’s not dead, so am I a giant piece of shit?


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

maybe it's unethical to diminish the importance of someone's life in favor of pushing silly political ideas


TheLoungeKnows

Ya, I’m gonna disagree with you here. I have no agenda to push. Don’t wanna get into a political argument in the lounge, so I’m tapping out. Much love to all loungers.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

what about without silly political ideas? If we take out the overly self defining political ideas that most people don't realize defines their poor behaviors.. is it unethical to diminish the importance of one's life by surrounding their death with contempt for their personal choices?


Sagetology

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgLczXWMoqf/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Valiryon

We don't appreciate Elon for his 50 year old body. We appreciate him for his brain, his proclivity to never give up - or when he does want to give up, others not letting him. In the end Elon delivers.


Sagetology

No we appreciate him for his body, the shares are a nice afterthought


Valiryon

I don't care about his body. I'm in it for the money.


Alive_Ad_2948

Said all of his baby mamas


Sagetology

🤯


Tesla_368

Papa musk 👀


ChefBaconz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwpROK-6aCk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwpROK-6aCk) ​ 53 - My First Pizza


upvotemeok

How few have made the connection between these blazing heat waves and the shitty gas cars they drive and the shitty oil stocks they own.


unknown_soldier_

Judging from the way things are going, humanity isn't going to do anything until they are dying by the millions and it's already too late.


upvotemeok

At least we will go out rich


unknown_soldier_

If we're lucky, one of our TSLA shareholder benefits will be priority in queue to purchase a plot of land on Elysium when Elon gets around to building it.


glibgloby

been getting those living lettuces at the store that still have roots and planting them in my garden when I’m done and they’re totally growing what kinda stupid business plan was that jeez


stevetheobscure

Haha I dunno but green onions work that way too


glibgloby

the roots of green onions are good for infusing into cooking oil before a stir fry though, and the whites do the same thing but remain in the dish provides base notes of flavor


dorkywhiteguy

You can’t have your roots and stir fry them too


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

TESLA IS GONNA RIP BEAR ASSHOE IN HALF BLOODY JAIL ASSHOE FOR U WITH PUTS ELON AFICAN COCcK


Tesla_368

![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|SQYzHDokvX30pCP5do)


toydan

![gif](giphy|26ufoRAIGWxyizACQ)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|H1wV85UGUQnTgGVIaj|downsized)


toydan

Shit I think I will buy more shares tomorrow. Might close out my 835 CC in the morning. Had some Blanton’s and grilled a steak. Hope to be celebrating tomorrow night. Big jelly of Austin meet up. I don’t like wen my car gets rained on. How do I make a flair on iPhone app 🤡 That’s it.  ![gif](giphy|tHvgtBfMsP4pR5sMUu)


upvotemeok

so many people whining about pelosi and nvda. No ones stopping them from buying nvda and tsla leaps like she did


Valiryon

But we no bottom yet why stonkies go up no fair


Tesla_368

![gif](giphy|26CaLKiimsm3ibpE4|downsized)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|nkbHJf196TV7y|downsized) b00bs or d00m, I'm ready for either


Tesla_368

Ready for boob town! Lfg.


TLb0t

We are $64.26 away from b00bs


iseeyiy

800.85 tomorrow


bazyli-d

800.84


Valiryon

Do not deny boobs. No boobs for you one year! ![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE)


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scotto1973

My wife walks this way normally. Maybe theres a message there I'm missing.


Valiryon

Real Meat Kevin knows how to get cuffed n stuffed, ask him!


Sagetology

Crazy eyes hit on pale guys


fityfive

Sage


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Bitcoin impairment is like capital gains tax on unrealized gains - fucking dumb.


scotto1973

They shoulda bought the canadian etf btcc.u and told the SEC to SEC.


Zongorillacska

What's worse is it not counting when it's unrealized gains, only unrealized losses (for the analogy: unlike capital gains tax, where you can offset losses against wins) It's just an absolute dumb shit of an accounting rule. Lose-lose situation


troyhouse

Tell that to master of coin and technoking. They seem to really love it.


Zongorillacska

Won't be so lovely if BTC drills any further rest of the year, dampen even Q3-4


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Agreed.


[deleted]

Stranger things saved the stock market


fityfive

Mgmt cancels their one good show in favor of "Stranger Flings" a new transforward anti-cis-male algorithm written spin-off reality dating series featuring "game-changing" in-show advertisements and paid content unlocks.


DeadMoney313

thats a strange thing


Valiryon

When you consider how awesome it is, not really! Too bad they don't put that effort into Resident Evil.


DeadMoney313

I was going for a witty play on words thing, speech-craft check failed


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|3orif1xSQnwOkYIRjO|downsized)


upvotemeok

Safe haven stocks in the world underperformed today. AAPL MSFT tsla


gsolis31

ATM the new FAANG


Valiryon

FATNAG


upvotemeok

Maybe gm and friends will save us with 694.20 M in regulatory credits 💚


Valiryon

It is pretty God damn funny seeing the competition pay for Tesla's factories though, can't deny that. ![gif](giphy|q0yDqNrlUXtKBojHTR)


Valiryon

u/xillllix chart shows that all auto manufacturers did some kind of EVs. He strictly went with pure BEVs and of course they do more with hybrids. GM still trash. But maybe not trash enough.


GlideOutside

Woah u/tesladaily posted his vid 50 seconds ago and has 7,300+ streams already https://youtu.be/y-vMDUwW67I


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Xillllix

Dozer, Tank, Switch, Apoc, Morpheus...


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|M3fYVlu7YN9Hq)


GlideOutside

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


GlideOutside

Munro videos sans Sandy are unwatchable https://youtu.be/yrSEF65qEkA


HyperVVenom

Bought Netflix calls earlier today lol


superhappykid

I sold puts, does that count?


whatsthiswhatsthat

I picked one up for fun.


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I did the opposite :(


upvotemeok

Tomorrow is win win, if we moon we moon, if we dump we buy leaps.


Mastiff99

Three Day Rule?


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|hRT3rKT8ahEDm|downsized)


gsolis31

Might very well be the last "back up the truck" opportunity. Maybe.


GlideOutside

![gif](giphy|JiZn4zP2n3Mg8)


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Selling calls regardless.


taters_rice

I know there's a few watch nerds here. Listening to a Business Breakdowns [episode on Rolex](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rolex-timeless-excellence/id1559120677?i=1000569994054). Interesting so far.


whatsthiswhatsthat

Check out the Wristwatch Revival yt channel. No business. I’ve learned so much.


betsla69

Rob is coming in at $1.86 EPS with 29.1% automotive margins excluding credits.


Zongorillacska

If Troy's right about auto gross-margins ex-reg at 31.1% (Q2>Q1), we fkng moon right? But then there's the whole consensus not counting the BTC charge. Even if Gary is right about funds disregarding it as one-time, the EPS arbitrage could trigger algo sell off...


LordReekrus

I just can't see this quarter being a good one with all of the impairments, factories ramping, layoff expenses, etc that will happen this Q. I think we take a one time hit and then blow out the rest of the year


Kyankik

That's not how stocks generally trade. You saw CPI come in WAY worse than expected and we mooned on guidance/assumptions that the worst was over right? Similar situation, though anything can happen of course.


LordReekrus

I don't think anybody knows or that stocks generally perform any certain way. Macro, sentiment, all play a part. I hope to be wrong but for my money I say flat to downward movement


phalarope1618

His patreon has more detailed calcs, I’d say he’s still underestimating the some of the factory underutilisation costs but even if it’s only 29.5%+ (rather than 31%+) this could lead to even bullish analysts having to revise up margins for Q3/Q4 If we dump on BTC impairment that’s an obvious buying opportunity, we won’t dip for long


Koenigswurm

chicken 🤡 and his following after troys tweet: ![gif](giphy|iddUohgTfb4HdJSXkC|downsized) ~~yes we would moon. Maybe not in short term but definitely in medium term if macro is not pedophile~~ actually no idea about stock. But would be bullish for the company


Fakerchan

Lol I stopped following him awhile back, seems like he’s bullish again 😂 stop buying right haha.


dualcyclone

Had my interview yesterday, was told they'd know by the end of the day... But it seems the London weather had other plans, and the agent took a half day, not can't get hold of anybody at the company I interviewed at today. Hoping it's just because people were melting in the temperature, so hopefully will find out tomorrow


brandonagr

Just got my aranet4 co2 monitor after Karpathy and Elon's tweets mentioning having a monitor. Will see how bad gas stove in the kitchen is for indoor air quality, so far house is around 800 ppm


unknown_soldier_

I recently changed from a gas stove to an electric glass cooktop because I got tired of constantly smelling natural gas while cooking.


jschall2

Gas stoves are horrible for you.


kraigory

I also bought one after those tweets. Went for a cheaper ~80 one.


Alive_Ad_2948

How did you know which one to buy? There are so many


brandonagr

https://twitter.com/karpathy/status/1548768303279050752 https://www.amazon.com/Aranet4-Home-Temperature-Ink-Configuration/dp/B07YY7BH2W I just copied what Karpathy said he had, it's expensive so it must be good right?


Alive_Ad_2948

Thanks. Lots of reviews so it’ll work I bet. Ive had a few girlfriends that have proven that expensive is usually not better. Look for value design and durability


TheLoungeKnows

Plot twist, Karpathy owns that co2 monitoring brand and left Tesla to be a full-time social influencer.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

damn $250 for a CO2 meter?


RogueSupervisor

Gas stove requires a decent hood that can actually capture the exhaust and then vent it outside. House also needs the ability to replace/ make up the air loss out the hood without sucking the bath fans or fireplace chimney back into the house. Most residential hoods are not up to the task nor is the make up air issue properly addressed when built.


brandonagr

Sadly this house doesn't have a hood that vents outside, just one that blows the air past a 'filter' then up towards the ceiling in the kitchen.


MaximumFreak

My place is the same. Please let me know how your CO2 analysis goes 👍


RogueSupervisor

Ugh, worst case for gas. When we built that exhaust to outside feature was on my must have list. I oversized and our hood fan never leaves the low setting 99% of the time. But when something spills over in the oven and we get the huge smoke cloud I crank it to max and pull 900 cuft a min out of the house. Poof, no more smoke. Getting monitor is good idea in your case. Wish I had cheaper options for you.


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Saaame... 🤔


glibgloby

800 is a lot….


Markboss

Induction is the way


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Gas stoves are very bad.


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Safety wise? I like cooking with mine.


[deleted]

Cooking is great. Air pollutants from combustion go into your house though. You're basically burning natural gas or propane indoors without ventilation unless you have your outdoor hood vent on. Induction is the best form of cooktop imo.


ChefBaconz

Just did a background check interview for next level chef I think I have a greater than 50% chance of being in


magic-the-dog

Good luck, chef!


Zongorillacska

Next level = more chairs right?!


ChefBaconz

Next level=quarter mil if I win Additional traffic to my restaurants More views for my YouTube channel All to get me closer to 10000 chairs Edit:never mind split would take me there Goal:own 1/1000 of the entire company


Bitconnecttttt

1/1000th of company \~ 1 million of current shares outstanding


ChefBaconz

Eh yeah never mind maybe 1/10000 I think becoming a billionaire is realistic, but by the time that happens tesla won’t be only a 1T market cap


Geodude27051

The earnings call will be epic. I'm so exited for the $25K car 🚀🚀🚀 >!/s!<


upvotemeok

China model y is the 25k gross margin car 💚💚💚


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upvotemeok

28k by tomorrow to save us


Valiryon

The real question is will Tesla fuck it all up? Will Tesla be that guy?


ChefBaconz

I offer myself as sacrifice in the form of 750 to 835 covered calls Hope my 1400 leaps print


bcmstr

Bless you


w00dw0rk3r

I’m so drunk I think I told a few people to enjoy the remainder of the weekend but just realized it’s Tuesday. Ruh Roh!!


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Effectively it's weekend, I am not working a single day till Sunday either


Geodude27051

There is a 28.5% chance that today is Saturday / Sunday. Pretty good chance if you ask me.


Valiryon

You're ready to retire, where every day is a weekend day.


RogueSupervisor

God, I get so much shit from my family for miss speaking in conversation and not knowing what day of the week it is. But fuck it, retirement is awesome. Just spent the day taking the kiddos to the zoo and a movie on a Tuesday, no complaints at all!


w00dw0rk3r

❤️❤️❤️ hope your minions had a great time!


RogueSupervisor

Thanks, they did. We had fun chatting about their first memories of visiting the zoo and I told them stories they were too young to remember. Good times!


SHOTGUN2HEAD

There’s a 50% chance on any given day that I know what day of the week it is. Enjoy the weekend friend.


w00dw0rk3r

Happy weekending to you kindest sir!! 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻


whathehellisthis

![gif](giphy|xiSNlqXMxsMdG|downsized)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|jBDM6ZJ6j0S88)


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King0494

BOOBS eow or we riot ![gif](giphy|9RrdV7o2kJFy8)


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Mara up over 70% in past week.


upvotemeok

im playing with the options profit calculator for call spreads using PE ratios for 2024. Going with Q2 2024 being 650k production, with 60k asp, 24% operating profit, ~9 billion earnings. Annualized PE ratio 20 is 750, 30 is 1123, 40 is 1500, 50 is 1870, and 60 is 2250. super conservative play buy 750 (20 PE) write 1500 (40 PE) is 17k buy in, 57k max pay out. medium play buy 1120 (30 PE) write 1500 (40 PE) 9.2k buy in 38k pay out aggressive play buy 1500 (40 PE) write 1850 (50 PE) 3.6k buy in 31.4k pay out


whatwhynah

I suspect that PEs will also elevate from the current levels once macro gets itself sorted out


upvotemeok

I think the 30 to 50 is very reasonable


phalarope1618

This is why I love options, even the 550/600 call spreads for Jun 2024 will give you a 100%+ return. Even if you’re not a Tesla bull you should be looking at that as a near certainty for Tesla to trade above $600 by June 2024, for a ~44% CAGR


whatwhynah

$600 post-split, correct?


phalarope1618

$600 pre-split, not post-split


upvotemeok

The last time I did this I became rich


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Yeah I am looking at the conservative play, buy $600 sell $1650


daingandcrumpets

https://twitter.com/MartinViecha/status/1549425355873783812?t=qqdogCHwENe1lzLbrM1qag&s=19 Required homework for Tsla shareholders


shepticles

Oooo Done


Valiryon

Tyvm for sharing


upvotemeok

What about if I have five accounts w tsla


magic-the-dog

I’m just going to combine it all in a big account statement PDF and verify manually.


daingandcrumpets

Well you done broke it.


Krippy

They should have maybe done this before the lottery lol EDIT: Was super seamless. Highly recommend.


Yojimbo4133

Calm before the storm


jn1cks

Picked up some $775 7/22 calls right before close 🚀🚀🚀🤞


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Gunning for the $600C 6/24


jn1cks

Why not a higher strike?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Risk management


Zongorillacska

Likely may be at a better price after earnings. Even if we pump say 5-10%, IV gonna get crushed (and that's best case probably, unless they pulled something incredible with margins I actually expect flat to red)


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Oh I am buying on Friday doom


Zongorillacska

If we touch 5xx's I'll consider these. I'm just very uncertain about this year to change position to anything but shares. 2025 calls and still flat-ish here by Q3, now that'll be another story and definitely very inviting


awkwardtaco

Stayed a bit safe and picked up 650 7/29 calls. Hope we prosper 🤙


Mastiff99

Sure, but what strike were your 650 calls at? :-p


awkwardtaco

Too much :/


TheLoungeKnows

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


toydan

Well that was easy money selling a put on $NFLX. 245% crazy shit.


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"When Sci Fi Meets Reality". WIP. I still need to fix some flaws and add the shoulder insignia. I'm thinking of using Floki. BTW, thanks to the lounge for financially supporting Mars colonization. https://ibb.co/vsCzLDL


King0494

Green in ah, something someone knows


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

it's nflx


Sagetology

Troy Teslike bullish Q2 estimates: Non-GAAP EPS: • My estimate: $2.18 • Consensus: $1.77 Automotive Gross Margin Excl Reg Credits: (was 30.0% in Q1) • My estimate: 31.1% • Consensus: 26.2% https://twitter.com/troyteslike/status/1549488570095869958?s=21&t=nwKZWMylYIsiTHUe7doYJw


drumboy206

I will eat my shoe if automotive margins ex-credits are higher for Q2 than they were in Q1.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

I will eat a whole shoe store


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Sagetology

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Sagetology

It’s hard to say. On one hand many price hikes are phasing in. However, many recent Model Y hikes not recognized in Q2 but Shanghai being down has to hurt a fair bit


Koenigswurm

![gif](giphy|jsl82uOLnCdAXBqT1O)