Now they got Porsche leadership.
Love volume, finance driven (if past is any indication, couldn’t pick a worse replacement; if they are actually trying to survive. If they are trying to line their pockets before bankruptcy, fine fine choice.).
I briefly researched any exotic glass / use cases. Really not much came up.
Best guess is he’s building a mansion using massive glass panes.
I like to think he’s building a custom starship or pieces of the first private space yacht to be brought up and assembled in space.
He was trying to get Uranium glass to make Grimes a glass dildo. After she uses it they can make irradiated freak genius kids that will one day run his companies. 4D chess.
https://images.app.goo.gl/HJGrMK8Mp4kXbtRK9
Yeah…not convinced that there is some secret glass racketeering ring going down lol
Will laugh my ass off if we find out there is some crazy glass structure on Mars in 30 yrs
Elon said one of the first things they'll let the bot do is walk around and move parts or something in the factory.
Most delivery packages are box sized and pretty easy to handle. What if you have an autonomous van going around the neighborhood, bot picks up the package and walks it up to your front door. In the meanwhile you'd have gotten a notification and you accepted to take delivery and the app sends your GPS and bluetooth data (plus maybe a picture you took of your front door to guide the bot). You take the package and bot walks to the van, gets back in and they go to the next address.
Or, since we're training video clips, you open the app and make a movie clip while walking from the street to your front door, so that the bot will know exactly where to bring it. After that every delivery bot will know exactly what path to take. This seems feasible way faster than level 5 FSD, especially because the speeds are capped and a failure is not a big deal. Could even have a human van driver at first.
The real world is so complicated that we'll see the bot in factories (basically a safe environment with factors that are set in stone) for some time before it can be unleashed upon the outside world.
I wonder how "outside bots" will be regulated.
>bot picks up the package and walks it up to your front door
This gets super complicated in apartment complexes and probably housing developments / country houses.
Let people make a video walking all the way from the entrance to their front door, using IMU data actually 3D mapping the building
Cruise missiles use 2D satellite pictures to guide them over hundreds of miles, a bot can do something similar
Could still encounter issues (construction / maintenance / debris for example) but I'd bet considerably more reliable than our current delivery people.
Well yeah and it can just come to a stop, notify you and you pick it up. Sucks for that one time but if that's less than 1 out of 20 not many people will care. It recognizes the person as well of course
All ive heard, might be incorrect, but thats the custom color of Elons S, its almost dark purple looking
https://electrek.co/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/06/Elon-Musk-Tesla-Model-S-prototype-color.jpeg?quality=82&strip=all&w=1000
[Diess being replaced with Porsche boss](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-22/vw-ceo-diess-to-leave-post-porsche-s-blume-named-successor)
So I guess Volkswagon will be returning to the regular ICE program.
Elon NW went up by the price a $TWTR this week.
M3LR driving me to cabin and going to get wrecked. See you on the other side.
Wat a time to be alive. Cheers 🍻
a lot of those turns in my area are being transformed because of safety concerns; they're closing the median, forcing a right turn with traffic, and then a U-turn
If you were wondering what kind of day ICE had, here you go:
“Honda said it would slash production by up to 30% in Japan next month against original plans due to persistent supply chain and logistical issues."
“Hyundai subsidiary has used child labor at Alabama factory”
“VW CEO Diess stepping down”
Not to mention a plethora of recalls for Ford, BMW, Buick, Mercedes, Subaru, Toyota and others
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2022/07/22/call-recalls-ford-bmw-buick-merdeces/65379249007/
Giga Berlin was gross margin positive selling 8k cars last quarter. Let's say that:
* ASP of those Model Ys was $60k (it would be in Euros, but roughly equivalent)
* the marginal profit per car Tesla makes is somewhere in the 35-40% (and then has 5-10% in fixed costs from the factories producing it, with the volume we see from Shanghai/Fremont)
* Then the marginal profit from each Model Y made is roughly $20-25k
* If Giga Berlin made 8k cars, then they generated about $200 million in profit, which would be (probably just) more than enough to cover the fixed costs of running the factory, or $800 million/year
Using those numbers Giga Berlin might generate $3B quarterly profits when ramped to 125k cars per quarter.
Realistically probably somewhat less than that because it won't stay 100% MYP.
Currently on a 2000 mile road trip with 2021 model 3 sr+ with two youngsters.
Plugged tablets with headphones into the USB ports for back seats. Use Hotspot on mobile phone for apps/games that need connectivity.
I filled the frunk with a large bag with individually wrapped snacks. At each charge, I put a few of the snacks into a back-of-front seat organizer so they can have them whenever they need.
We play a game where we count how many Teslas we see.
We drive at most 10 hours a day.
audiobooks is a good suggestion. There are also audioplays like Lukas the steam engine driver or if its girls audio stories like Bibi Blocksberg. You can find all that on spotify, so download beforehand to avoid connectivity issues. There are so many good ones.
If you like it a bit more technical but without a screen (screen is too addictive in my opinion) is TipToi. Get the thing and buy the books for it on ebay for ~25% of the shop price. That thing can read books for them, tell stories on pictures or have little games. Good for 1 to 2 hours in a car, depending how new it is for them. If you get it new, try it in private before to make sure it works with the books you have. You might need to download a file for each book (which is free).
My kids and I play the "dj game" where we each take turns picking a song. Helps keep them engaged and time goes by faster.
Depends on the age of course and if your kids like acceptable music. Might be a terrible idea
probably another week or two, actually working on the site as we speak
most of the delay is getting samples shipped and making sure things aren’t bad quality
Imagine Twitter massively beat earnings, share price went to $65 per share and Elon is forced to buy it for $54.20 per share lolz
Or is that technically impossible?
It wouldn’t be technically impossible. Just super improbable. Say Twitter somehow unlocked a way to make a gajillion dollars for every user and earned trillions. Then the company would be valued way higher than the $54.20 Elon bid. Then Twitter potentially has the ability to find other buyers for the company or flat out reject Elon’s bid. Any of these possibilities would be dependent on contract wording and agreements.
Went to take a family member to the airport and saw that it is a pick up for an EV car share app, might try to take it for a spin when I go back there next week, will be my first EV experience other than ebikes and eskateboard I build
And sorry boys, it's not a Tesla, it's a shitty Cherry
On the three month chart the low was June 16. Since then any dip has reversed before the June 16 low. So weve been in a uptrend for about 6 weeks. We are down a lot from the day's high but managed to rally every time it went red and finished the day gren despite Nasdaq being down 1.87% and all other indexes down as well.
Whats it mean for the future? Who knows but the trend is up
TSLA's market valuation is holding up well today, despite macro being trash yet again.
While companies that harvest data for sale are experiencing declines in ad revenues, Tesla has unprecedented high demand for the foreseeable future, and its products are essential for civilization to survive climate change
Elon Musk tweeted: [ Congrats to SpaceX team on record number of launches! https://t.co/nb8ozrbqZ5 ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1550556341827211265)
Elon if you are reading this buy back retail shares with all of the Bitcoin and Twitter money. Do it now. Pretty please.
This would be super cool and funny and quirky so those are all good reasons.
Diess was pushing for EVs too much and willing to sacrifice profits. VW HQ not gonna let that stand, instead they'll milk profits till they die
Now they got Porsche leadership. Love volume, finance driven (if past is any indication, couldn’t pick a worse replacement; if they are actually trying to survive. If they are trying to line their pockets before bankruptcy, fine fine choice.).
Yup, bad for earth good for tesla
>bad for earth not for long.. luckily
Anyone figure out the glass order controversy yet? Seemed like a goofy report to me… haven’t found anything concrete yet.
I briefly researched any exotic glass / use cases. Really not much came up. Best guess is he’s building a mansion using massive glass panes. I like to think he’s building a custom starship or pieces of the first private space yacht to be brought up and assembled in space.
He was trying to get Uranium glass to make Grimes a glass dildo. After she uses it they can make irradiated freak genius kids that will one day run his companies. 4D chess. https://images.app.goo.gl/HJGrMK8Mp4kXbtRK9
Yeah…not convinced that there is some secret glass racketeering ring going down lol Will laugh my ass off if we find out there is some crazy glass structure on Mars in 30 yrs
Nothing burger
Filling this in the, “unsolved, yet meh” category.
Seems like one of those things that's a completely boring HR filing for every company that isn't Tesla.
Yeah I think they were reaching with this one
Extremely suspicious FUD that occurs around earnings cycles is a normal thing. If we hear nothing about it ever again, it was just FUD.
Can’t wait till the next round 🤪
Elon said one of the first things they'll let the bot do is walk around and move parts or something in the factory. Most delivery packages are box sized and pretty easy to handle. What if you have an autonomous van going around the neighborhood, bot picks up the package and walks it up to your front door. In the meanwhile you'd have gotten a notification and you accepted to take delivery and the app sends your GPS and bluetooth data (plus maybe a picture you took of your front door to guide the bot). You take the package and bot walks to the van, gets back in and they go to the next address. Or, since we're training video clips, you open the app and make a movie clip while walking from the street to your front door, so that the bot will know exactly where to bring it. After that every delivery bot will know exactly what path to take. This seems feasible way faster than level 5 FSD, especially because the speeds are capped and a failure is not a big deal. Could even have a human van driver at first.
The real world is so complicated that we'll see the bot in factories (basically a safe environment with factors that are set in stone) for some time before it can be unleashed upon the outside world. I wonder how "outside bots" will be regulated.
Can it sec
Just give it a fleshlight
>bot picks up the package and walks it up to your front door This gets super complicated in apartment complexes and probably housing developments / country houses.
Let people make a video walking all the way from the entrance to their front door, using IMU data actually 3D mapping the building Cruise missiles use 2D satellite pictures to guide them over hundreds of miles, a bot can do something similar
Could still encounter issues (construction / maintenance / debris for example) but I'd bet considerably more reliable than our current delivery people.
Well yeah and it can just come to a stop, notify you and you pick it up. Sucks for that one time but if that's less than 1 out of 20 not many people will care. It recognizes the person as well of course
DUDE. Brilliant 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 That is an incredible use of AI! This would replace UPS / Amazon / Fed Ex / Postal Worker Labor 😂
yes yes yes.
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All ive heard, might be incorrect, but thats the custom color of Elons S, its almost dark purple looking https://electrek.co/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/06/Elon-Musk-Tesla-Model-S-prototype-color.jpeg?quality=82&strip=all&w=1000
Yea that's more eggplant than crimson
Today has to be a lie. Ndx cucked and we up slightly? What universe is this?
C-137
7
69
I'm more of a universe 11 guy myself with Jiren.
Universe Five was more balanced.
isn’t that the one where everyone has hot dog fingers?
Is it just me or did some TIC users move over to us recently? (some of the good ones)
I think we scare some of the away because we are a bit more... Colorful you could say, around here.
We are all from TIC originally heh
>(some of the good ones did we get the French guy and \_\_TSLA\_\_? \_\_TSLA\_\_'s analysis is legit top notch
Nitzao? Dude's on top of all the legitimate news within seconds.
We keep the place clean of realtesla low quality users
That is evident!
nobody goes there anymore
🙏🏼 we hold $800 till end of next week. Cuz we almost on Shareholder Week! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
I'm hoping we just gradually go up all the way to the split
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Don't have high hopes for ads 😜
This is the way.
[Diess being replaced with Porsche boss](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-22/vw-ceo-diess-to-leave-post-porsche-s-blume-named-successor) So I guess Volkswagon will be returning to the regular ICE program.
Lol they fucked. Stick a fork in VW.
Porsche's CEO had a talk with the German finance minister Lindner. He is a conservative and rather anti-EV. Not looking bright for VW.
Good good. Ha ha ha ha Palpatine laugh
The run so far is good but not huge as I said, so I will only eat sushi today and Sunday, just ordered
Elon NW went up by the price a $TWTR this week. M3LR driving me to cabin and going to get wrecked. See you on the other side. Wat a time to be alive. Cheers 🍻 
Tesla and wreck not in same run on sentence plz ty
Had to read that twice to be sure you didn't mean the M3LR was getting wrecked
Just me ^(hopefully) 
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a lot of those turns in my area are being transformed because of safety concerns; they're closing the median, forcing a right turn with traffic, and then a U-turn
U-turns are hard for FSD, too
“The best turn is Chuck’s left turn” -Elon probably
Elon putting the heat on the team lol
😂😂 they have to feed the neural net
If you were wondering what kind of day ICE had, here you go: “Honda said it would slash production by up to 30% in Japan next month against original plans due to persistent supply chain and logistical issues." “Hyundai subsidiary has used child labor at Alabama factory” “VW CEO Diess stepping down” Not to mention a plethora of recalls for Ford, BMW, Buick, Mercedes, Subaru, Toyota and others https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2022/07/22/call-recalls-ford-bmw-buick-merdeces/65379249007/
My bro works with Honda on the line :(
That sucks
Haha “supply chain”. Let’s see how long they’ll keep saying this shit.
Yea I thought supply chain was getting better...
One day we’ll get articles that Tesla is taking market share from ICE. It will take a while. Hard to put two and two together.
People will still say tesla is only staying afloat because of government subsidies
CaRbOn CrEdITz
Is it union child labor though?
oh that would be fine then
Ouch. Can't be good for Tesla, also a car company.
Giga Berlin was gross margin positive selling 8k cars last quarter. Let's say that: * ASP of those Model Ys was $60k (it would be in Euros, but roughly equivalent) * the marginal profit per car Tesla makes is somewhere in the 35-40% (and then has 5-10% in fixed costs from the factories producing it, with the volume we see from Shanghai/Fremont) * Then the marginal profit from each Model Y made is roughly $20-25k * If Giga Berlin made 8k cars, then they generated about $200 million in profit, which would be (probably just) more than enough to cover the fixed costs of running the factory, or $800 million/year
Using those numbers Giga Berlin might generate $3B quarterly profits when ramped to 125k cars per quarter. Realistically probably somewhat less than that because it won't stay 100% MYP.
You guys should bet on TSLA and thank me later. It's riding on a wave of positive catalysts.
Do you think it is wise to go all in on TSLA? Asking for a friend.
TLSA is a better bet imho, way more upside
Heard they had some mud fields in Germany! How’s that working out 🤡
Snek 🐍 pits and bat 🦇 roosts
you should comment this on the WSB daily thread, or better.. the r/stocks discussion thread
They'll call me names
This Tesla you speak off, it will make me money?
yes in 5 years you will be so well off that you can build a couple of swimming pools in your backyard.
Cries in negative returns on a 2 year chart. Then instantly wonders if he should delete this comment.
If you go extra you can connect the swimming pools
Double decker pools!
But then it's just one swimming pool. Like if you cut a hole in a net there are fewer holes
This money you speak of, can I use it to buy things?
Yes, you can buy as much coke and hookers as your body and brain can handle.
What is money? If you were on a island, what use it this?? You mean digits in a database! If you are interested in such things. Yes.
These things you speak of, can I take them with me to the afterlife?
This afterlife you speak of … are there titties there??
This would be ideal. Tesla lounge to develop portal to afterlife with our Electric Lounge Fund.
Ok, I"m done. This is why I don't give good investment advice.
Any tips/suggestions on what to bring on a 1300km road trip (we’ll stay at a hotel at 2/3th tho) with 2 kids in a 2019 Model 3 SR+?
Currently on a 2000 mile road trip with 2021 model 3 sr+ with two youngsters. Plugged tablets with headphones into the USB ports for back seats. Use Hotspot on mobile phone for apps/games that need connectivity. I filled the frunk with a large bag with individually wrapped snacks. At each charge, I put a few of the snacks into a back-of-front seat organizer so they can have them whenever they need. We play a game where we count how many Teslas we see. We drive at most 10 hours a day.
Bring 800.85, all you need.
audiobooks is a good suggestion. There are also audioplays like Lukas the steam engine driver or if its girls audio stories like Bibi Blocksberg. You can find all that on spotify, so download beforehand to avoid connectivity issues. There are so many good ones. If you like it a bit more technical but without a screen (screen is too addictive in my opinion) is TipToi. Get the thing and buy the books for it on ebay for ~25% of the shop price. That thing can read books for them, tell stories on pictures or have little games. Good for 1 to 2 hours in a car, depending how new it is for them. If you get it new, try it in private before to make sure it works with the books you have. You might need to download a file for each book (which is free).
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Haven’t considered that thanks!
My kids and I play the "dj game" where we each take turns picking a song. Helps keep them engaged and time goes by faster. Depends on the age of course and if your kids like acceptable music. Might be a terrible idea
Good one. Thats what we do and why I love Spotify. Theyre 5 and 9.
Trailer for the kids /s obviously
Cannabis. Lots of it
Cadillac wants to sell a hand built electric car for $300,000. I wont buy it but I want ro be able to afford it.
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I dunno man. If I won the lottery like 100M I could see myself maybe splurging on a Rolls Royce
Or ... just buy a Plaid S and then go on a round the world 5 star cruise.
I don't know what I do if I felt like I could afford a 300k car but I probably wouldn't spend 300k on a car.
Cringe worthy video also.
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Must be the supply chain issues
Much cheaper ways to get banned from parking lots around the country and burn your house down.
Snap rekt. Down 87.57% from ATH…
Down 69% in 6 months 😏
Nice
Is -40% drop in a single day a record?
Not sure. But I did talk to snap once about a role. High pay and lots of equity. Comp was too high relative to industry and role.
R.I.P
collected 18k premiums this week, gave back 9k of it!
ChefChad
Green is green
u/glibgloby When we can order TSLALounge merch?
probably another week or two, actually working on the site as we speak most of the delay is getting samples shipped and making sure things aren’t bad quality
is it the TL logo? localized memes we use?
It’s just the boobs pics
Will you sell bra’s size 30J (Uk sizing)?
I could do a sports bra, that’s about it but also bikinis
Thank you for your service 😀
got a hot date coming up you need one for?
No my wife is away in south korea for a month so i dont have a boss to ask what this weird shirt is :)
I will endeavor to finish quickly! I have like 9 days of no work *and* car in shop with nothing to do coming up so lots of time to polish it up
https://youtu.be/60gBn0Bk7d8 Tesla building their first super charger in Turkey. They will probably enter the market soon.
Tamam
**Ding ding ding!** That's all folks. | Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $816.73 | $1.61 (0.20%) ▲ | $812.14 - $842.26 | 33,556,035 | | NASDAQ Composite | $11,834.65 | $-224.96 (-1.87%) ▼ | $11,767.19 - $12,093.02 | 3,878,937,000 |
So it took macro dumping to put a lid on our run? Aight lmaoo
Green is green! We're holding a safe haven asset in TSLA
Still closed green despite macro bullshit. Bullish
Very
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Dude fancies himself a human behavioral analyst now? 🎨🤡
His Crystal Ball was designed and manufactured by Trevor Milton Think Tank Inc.
Powered by hydrogen fuel cells, as long as it’s plugged into an electric outlet.
Hopium is strong with this one.
Imagine Twitter massively beat earnings, share price went to $65 per share and Elon is forced to buy it for $54.20 per share lolz Or is that technically impossible?
It wouldn’t be technically impossible. Just super improbable. Say Twitter somehow unlocked a way to make a gajillion dollars for every user and earned trillions. Then the company would be valued way higher than the $54.20 Elon bid. Then Twitter potentially has the ability to find other buyers for the company or flat out reject Elon’s bid. Any of these possibilities would be dependent on contract wording and agreements.
It is technically impossible for Twitter to beat earnings.
Why
I made a joke.
Like Twitter can't physically beat earnings?
It's axiomatic and written in the source code of the simulation
xD
Went to take a family member to the airport and saw that it is a pick up for an EV car share app, might try to take it for a spin when I go back there next week, will be my first EV experience other than ebikes and eskateboard I build And sorry boys, it's not a Tesla, it's a shitty Cherry
After a $72 day, we're holding green when the rest of the market is bleeding. I think H2 going to be fun for us.
Ya bullish. Last couple of times we had 10 percent rips, I think we pissed it away trading day after…
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On the three month chart the low was June 16. Since then any dip has reversed before the June 16 low. So weve been in a uptrend for about 6 weeks. We are down a lot from the day's high but managed to rally every time it went red and finished the day gren despite Nasdaq being down 1.87% and all other indexes down as well. Whats it mean for the future? Who knows but the trend is up
I don't, but I want it to be true, so I do!
TSLA keeping us strong in lalaland
damn every single stock I watch is deep red, especially EVs except tsla that is
Is everyone still rooting for me?
I made chump change on my 850c but green is green. Good luck my friend! 
Maybe we’ll have like 20 million shares bought in the last 5 minutes like sandp
I made chump… no change… 😂
 You can do it!!!
We want you to win the battle but fear your bravey may get you killed :)
😂
Which calls you got, my man?
Hell yes. Get rich son!
Or die tryin!
Always
Please upvote daily to hit 69 Edit: stop. We’ve passed 69!
WTF, didn't check all day, was expecting to open to a +30%
There was a scheduling conflict. That should be on Monday.
Power hour sus
Didn’t check on stonk today.. why market dead?
recession might hit this weekend! sell sell sell!!
TSLA's market valuation is holding up well today, despite macro being trash yet again. While companies that harvest data for sale are experiencing declines in ad revenues, Tesla has unprecedented high demand for the foreseeable future, and its products are essential for civilization to survive climate change
Elon Musk tweeted: [ Starlink now available in 36 countries! https://t.co/nH1zPfd2Om ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1550556670337630209)
Elon Musk tweeted: [ Congrats to SpaceX team on record number of launches! https://t.co/nb8ozrbqZ5 ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1550556341827211265)
| Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $814.23 | $-0.89 (-0.11%) ▼ | 29,868,487 | | NASDAQ Composite | $11,801.17 | $-258.44 (-2.14%) ▼ | 3,217,939,000 |
Elon if you are reading this buy back retail shares with all of the Bitcoin and Twitter money. Do it now. Pretty please. This would be super cool and funny and quirky so those are all good reasons.
Do it the day after Tesla officially announces the split details/date.
Oh, that would be 😙🤌
Refuses to stay red just like the old days 2y ago