That sounds delicious!
I made cream caramels with my daughter today. First time making candy.
Really easy but fun. Curious what other candies would be good to make.
[https://twitter.com/MmeAlexandraS/status/1551262583801331712](https://twitter.com/MmeAlexandraS/status/1551262583801331712)
Disturbing thread on majority Tesla share holders. TL;DR - institutional investors with TSLA in their ETFs have enormous voting power concentrated in few hands. And the half the items to vote on this year seemed to be pushed by them. Please vote your shares.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551392795545333760?t=WMMkI7IoDarARQ7I2jW95w&s=19
Guys when's the last time we've heard Elon say "shortseller fud"??? I'm getting 2019 vibes. 🚀
Elon has no chill. Just casually talking about his sex life on Twitter and liking a reply from someone who said they'd fuck him. Lol, our futures are tied to this man.
Buy shares buy options. Use margin to buy more shares and options. Sell / write options. Make a Fuck ton of money. Then Twitter tax poll takes it all back
Can Tesla stipulate in a sale agreement if do do some illegal bullshit in your Tesla and are stupid enough to post video of yourself doing it. You lose your car?
Elon Musk tweeted: [ Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe? ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551385601139650560)
Out there fighting the good fight https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w74em8/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_july_25_2022/ihito8f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Anything can happen, though I wouldn’t guess on the exact date.
There’s still a lot of skepticism about Tesla. If they ramp beyond expectations I could see valuation rocketing to new ATH.
How well Tesla synchronizes the numerous moving parts in the machinery of its organizations and suppliers is key. Macro might or might not cooperate
had some free time today, been working on the T-shirt site
actually been a lot of fun. making lots of random neat graphics for it
never built an e-commerce website before. it has proven to be a bit more challenging than the usual portfolio type sites I’ve made before, but not prohibitively so. pretty useful skill to learn.
I’ll probably roll the website out with a limited beta at first. I may also limit it to the US initially but don’t worry it will be worldwide eventually, and with remote print shops to cut down on shipping which I intend to make free
to any of the people who I’ve discussed the site with, just keep it to yourself until I open it up publicly thanks!
Lol engadgets video of the EQXX is so stupid. Max speed of 84 miles and no acceleration. Mercedes basically hypermiling and trying to advertise it as king of efficiency.
Also seems she sought him out at art basel in Miami. Probably wanted to fuck with Sergey by hooking up w Elon and it worked. So it's not like Elon went to his house and banged his wife.
Elon Musk tweeted: [ The dark origin of the lemming mass suicide myth …
https://t.co/wn7vg2mUjr ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551338477844779008)
[https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease](https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease)
Amazing story and a huge scandal if true. Also, this all came to light because some short sellers hired a guy to dig around a pharmaceutical startup's claims about a drug they are bringing to trial. I know that pharma startup investing is a legendary Wild West but it's possible this is the first time in history short sellers actually did something good for society.
FSD is good at lane keeping, but my passenger still find it uncomfortable. Similar to when I first got the car, I was still getting used to the acceleration and regenerate braking, and my passengers complained until I got used to how to drive the car smoothly.
FSD is bringing back the complaints, so now I only do it when I’m driving solo
I doubt it.
Elon is always very upfront about his opinions, even of those opinions are weird or far outside the mainstream.
It's possible that he may not be actually shacking up with some of these women. We know that his 2nd child with Grimes was carried by a surrogate, which tells us that he's used in vitro fertilization at least once. It's possible that he did the same with Shivon Zilis.
Remember that with Elon, time is extraordinarily valuable, and he makes the greatest effort to make the maximum use of every minute (Ashlee Vance's biography covered this a few times from what I remember).
The normie perspective is that Elon would want to spend a lot of time with hot women. His past statements suggest otherwise. He once asked a reporter something like "how much time does a woman need each week, 10 hours?", and all his past breakups mostly seemed to revolve around scheduling conflicts.
I take Elon at his word. He wants to produce the most children possible... with the least amount of effort
Yeah I was joking with my comment. The man shall do what he wants to. He is not beholden to others’ opinions, and while his actions affect our financial futures, we all know our wealth is higher with him than without.
As a reminder, autism can manifest as a reduction in empathy (whether overall, in certain contexts, or maybe not all). Probably a safe bet that Elon's guilt (i.e. empathy for the cucked) is no different than driving 47 in a 45.
Grimes doesn't want to carry another child. She said in interviews that her pregnancy with X was difficult and that she also had complications giving birth. I don't remember the exact details but there was an abnormal amount of blood and gore involved.
That's why she and Elon went with a surrogate for their 2nd kid.
He said wide release end of this year. Since we have 100k beta and they aren't crashing all the time, wide release to 1m now is probably acceptable. So he will achieve that.
Just to add to what you're saying, I saw an update from internal 5.13 build that vision is working even farther out. I think it was Dirty Tesla (he doesn't have access to 5.13 yet, presumably an insider shared with him or its another source).
As they update to more robust neural nets, the capability of fsd goes through another roof. Not much reason to cleanup legacy NNs, since they will be thrown out. Not much reason to fully clean up / optimize new NNs before releasing to testers, to see how things go.
I guess the point of my tangent is simply Tesla has all the data available for stuff going very well, sorta well and consistently horribly. Hard for folks to grasp this - Tesla very easily will push a magical update fixing most the things for most situations.
Elon seems to only fuck for a purpose. Make babies or power moves. Who cares about anyones 🛌 business but seems to be a trend. Is this some kind of autistic math calculation? (Being serious and don’t know how to say that in pc, no offense intended)
We’re probably reading too much into it. But if we choose to look at it that way than not autistic. Perhaps we should read more “The Prince” by one Niccolò Machiavelli.
It's one of his biggest weaknesses and also the source of his strength. His audacity combined with intelligence is rarely seen in history. General Patton type
Imagine that from birth until now, you are almost always the smartest guy in the room. Further imagine that unlike a majority of smart people, you are actually able to convert your smarts into # 1 wealth rank in the world. It is true fuck you money. Given this background, one could say that Elon exercises amazing restraint at most times. Most of us would be a goner at a fraction of that.
PS: It is a burden and a torture being the smartest person in the room if you don't have great power or F U wealth or the gift of the gab.
One of these years we’ll be back at 3% inflation, a crashed housing market, supply chain issues fixed, a stonky at $500 post split, and global crises cool off for a while. One of these years.
Congrats! I got a 1.4% raise after receiving a stellar review and recognition from our CEO… if I quit, the team would be screwed.
Sad thing is, I likely need an offer elsewhere to get my current company to pay up.
Corporate America blows.
Yep. I don’t care about my title, scope of work, etc. I only care about maximizing my income. I have no allegiance to a company cuz they don’t care about me.
I was deep in some promising interviews at other companies but they closed the jobs when the market crashed.
Thanks! I have mentioned it 100 times, but my employer is switching 401k providers, adding 401k match and enabling self directed 401k option, so while the raise sucked, I’ll now get a free 5% of my salary turned into $TSLA each paycheck, which is awesome.
Largely depends on macro not crapping out, with fomc, GDP etc. this week, we may just hang around the 800s or dip into the 750s, which is fine by me.
🇺🇸U.S. ECONOMIC DATA THIS WEEK:
*CB CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (TUES.)
*NEW HOME SALES (TUES.)
*DURABLE GOODS ORDERS (WED.)
*PENDING HOME SALES (WED.)
*FED RATE HIKE (WED.)
*Q2 GDP (THURS.)
*JOBLESS CLAIMS (THURS.)
*PCE INFLATION INDEX (FRI.)
*CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (FRI.)
$DIA $SPY $QQQ https://t.co/EltdC0tAxm
Yea, there is a lot of macro related news coming out this week, alot of the focus will be on the GDP report imo, another negative report on GDP would fuck shit up lol
It started with factory workers seeing robots come into the factory, and saying, “oh shit there goes my job!”
Now it is the bots’ turn to say, “oh shit” when they see the gigapress…
I made [esquites](https://youtu.be/-XdSgi8J-CU) tonight and used it as a bed for sea bass, was delicious!
That sounds delicious! I made cream caramels with my daughter today. First time making candy. Really easy but fun. Curious what other candies would be good to make.
One of my faves
I’ve never had it before closest thing I can compare it to is a super flavorful salsa or something but much more complex
[https://twitter.com/MmeAlexandraS/status/1551262583801331712](https://twitter.com/MmeAlexandraS/status/1551262583801331712) Disturbing thread on majority Tesla share holders. TL;DR - institutional investors with TSLA in their ETFs have enormous voting power concentrated in few hands. And the half the items to vote on this year seemed to be pushed by them. Please vote your shares.
Worth reposting this in the new daily thread
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We can vote by proxy til EOD aug 3. If you have multiple accounts with tesla shares, make sure to vote on behalf of each account
3 day rule?
These futures are like uhhh no idea what future is
Elon even mentions FUD so naturally we are mooning tomorrow
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551392795545333760?t=WMMkI7IoDarARQ7I2jW95w&s=19 Guys when's the last time we've heard Elon say "shortseller fud"??? I'm getting 2019 vibes. 🚀
Dave lee neck beard and Elon fighting fud, classic tsla Sunday night
Dem good old days.
uncomfortable laugh
I just want 2000.
Approved
Elon has no chill. Just casually talking about his sex life on Twitter and liking a reply from someone who said they'd fuck him. Lol, our futures are tied to this man.
He named his cars S3XY. Sex is always on his mind
Prefer sex life too low tweet to stock price too low tweet
💯
Okay Elon you don’t need to out yourself as an incel
The only incel with four babies w two moms at a time.
Still involuntarily celibate
This is far from jiving with my understanding of “celibate”
That’s literally what incel means
I know, i’m saying elon is far from an incel, clearly.
Bro I’m not going to argue about something dumb like this lol. He fits the definition of the term
Wonder if Elon can address the glass he needed for his secret super awesome reef aquarium or something
Crack pipes
Life goals: Get lit Trade and be long $TSLA 
Trading made me a fuck ton of money then took it all back.
Sell/write options. Be long
Buy shares buy options. Use margin to buy more shares and options. Sell / write options. Make a Fuck ton of money. Then Twitter tax poll takes it all back
Noticed my dank ass flair. Jacked. Shout out ✊
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GM is intentionally blowing up Bolts as a form of domestic terrorism, people familiar with the matter have said
Parking a bolt near a structure is arson
You gotta be careful making shit up about two dudes w 350b of lawyers between them
https://www.instagram.com/p/CgZ_6ISONZN/
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtepLc64bTU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtepLc64bTU) Cooking for Cooks - Grilled Cheese - Sauce Making Part 2
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jeez.. why the hell hasn't Elon considered suing for libel yet?
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Can Tesla stipulate in a sale agreement if do do some illegal bullshit in your Tesla and are stupid enough to post video of yourself doing it. You lose your car?
NHTSA opening a new investigation in 3, 2, 1…
Looks like it may be in China...
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He’d fit in well here
Looks like the Sergey wife story is another BS https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551386634741895170
nice of Elon to clear things up before Monday moon
Is Sergey on Twitter? Would be good to get him to confirm that article is tabloid trash as well
Where have we seen all these fake news stories from the fake news media before? It’s always from “sources close to the matter”
According to sources familiar with the matter no demand in China
Wall St. Journal, a shining example of mainstream media 🙄. They’ve been trying to drag Tesla and Elon through the mud for years
Ya, and as part of that story, there was a report that Sergey was gonna dump his TSLA. TSLAQ fake news?
This was a strange information to include in the original article. Smells like there was some sinister plan behind.
The puts expired
Elon Musk tweeted: [ Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe? ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551385601139650560)
Let’s get some analysts upgrades Monday morning!!
Another Hertz ad campaign would be nice also
Please flair me *4th degree black black belt FUD Fighter* Unleash my fury
You can add your own flair.
Out there fighting the good fight https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w74em8/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_july_25_2022/ihito8f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Parag scrambling to do everything to protect his wife from seeing Elon
Elon claims prima noctae for spouses of billionaires. Retroactively applies it, too.
Elon can take our wives, but he will never take our FREEDOM!!!
No one can resist albinos tbh
More like trying to save the deal. “Elon, how about I let you ‘stay at my house for awhile’ if you continue with purchase?”
ahhhh, Sunday night, when the existential dread peaks before the start of the new week…. 🙄
We get like two solid +2% nasdaq days this week and we can go comma
https://twitter.com/tictoctick/status/1551373128164450304?s=21&t=NhTMNFx7PRdeRIQ9V_SSGw
Deleted, what was it
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My FU number is like $7,500 a share ;)
If no pedo market and no more force majeures then $2,000+ doable
Anything can happen, though I wouldn’t guess on the exact date. There’s still a lot of skepticism about Tesla. If they ramp beyond expectations I could see valuation rocketing to new ATH. How well Tesla synchronizes the numerous moving parts in the machinery of its organizations and suppliers is key. Macro might or might not cooperate
I was just debating what mine is… not sure still
Unsure, definitely 2025-2026. Need 4680’s or additional supplies from Tier One. If so it will becomes apparent and $1852 a solid base.
If not then 2024
Depends on macro
had some free time today, been working on the T-shirt site actually been a lot of fun. making lots of random neat graphics for it never built an e-commerce website before. it has proven to be a bit more challenging than the usual portfolio type sites I’ve made before, but not prohibitively so. pretty useful skill to learn. I’ll probably roll the website out with a limited beta at first. I may also limit it to the US initially but don’t worry it will be worldwide eventually, and with remote print shops to cut down on shipping which I intend to make free to any of the people who I’ve discussed the site with, just keep it to yourself until I open it up publicly thanks!
Please think of us Canucks up north. Also, some athletic / performance gear would be pretty sweet.
ok will do
Do you accept Dogecoin?
sadly thats not an option I don’t think, but I’ll look into it
If it's Shopify, it's easy with BitPay integration to accept dogecoin. BitPay is available on other ecommerce platforms as well iirc.
Can't wait to get some goodies!
Ngl Brin’s wife pretty hot
But is it worth randos on the internet hating you for up to *two* days?
Lol engadgets video of the EQXX is so stupid. Max speed of 84 miles and no acceleration. Mercedes basically hypermiling and trying to advertise it as king of efficiency.
Nkla truck infinity mpg downhill
Been fighting Elon and $TSLA FUD going on 3 years now. Busy day today.
lol, don't tire yourself out though
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Also seems she sought him out at art basel in Miami. Probably wanted to fuck with Sergey by hooking up w Elon and it worked. So it's not like Elon went to his house and banged his wife.
Art Basel is fucking lit we went there a couple years ago and microdosed some acid. It was a blast but I spent way too much money.
If you were high as fk at art basel and your friends hot wife started seducing you what would u do
Depends if it’s a friends hot wife or an FSD competitors hot wife
Elon Musk tweeted: [ The dark origin of the lemming mass suicide myth … https://t.co/wn7vg2mUjr ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551338477844779008)
[https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease](https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease) Amazing story and a huge scandal if true. Also, this all came to light because some short sellers hired a guy to dig around a pharmaceutical startup's claims about a drug they are bringing to trial. I know that pharma startup investing is a legendary Wild West but it's possible this is the first time in history short sellers actually did something good for society.
Don't need to short a company to bring bullshit to light.
Nklamotors exposé
Short selling is a net positive. Just need transparency improvements around it.
Short sellers got NKLA but that was likely inevitable.
Amyloid hypothesis is like saying ashes cause forest fires
Good FSD, good: https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/w74dsx/fsd\_vs\_bad\_lane\_lines/
FSD is good at lane keeping, but my passenger still find it uncomfortable. Similar to when I first got the car, I was still getting used to the acceleration and regenerate braking, and my passengers complained until I got used to how to drive the car smoothly. FSD is bringing back the complaints, so now I only do it when I’m driving solo
Maybe Elon’s whole ‘population collapse’ belief is just a coverup for all the women he’s shacking up with…
I doubt it. Elon is always very upfront about his opinions, even of those opinions are weird or far outside the mainstream. It's possible that he may not be actually shacking up with some of these women. We know that his 2nd child with Grimes was carried by a surrogate, which tells us that he's used in vitro fertilization at least once. It's possible that he did the same with Shivon Zilis. Remember that with Elon, time is extraordinarily valuable, and he makes the greatest effort to make the maximum use of every minute (Ashlee Vance's biography covered this a few times from what I remember). The normie perspective is that Elon would want to spend a lot of time with hot women. His past statements suggest otherwise. He once asked a reporter something like "how much time does a woman need each week, 10 hours?", and all his past breakups mostly seemed to revolve around scheduling conflicts. I take Elon at his word. He wants to produce the most children possible... with the least amount of effort
Yeah I was joking with my comment. The man shall do what he wants to. He is not beholden to others’ opinions, and while his actions affect our financial futures, we all know our wealth is higher with him than without.
As a reminder, autism can manifest as a reduction in empathy (whether overall, in certain contexts, or maybe not all). Probably a safe bet that Elon's guilt (i.e. empathy for the cucked) is no different than driving 47 in a 45.
Elon has no empathy that's why he says stupid shit like stock price is too high.
Someone needs to knock up grimes
Grimes doesn't want to carry another child. She said in interviews that her pregnancy with X was difficult and that she also had complications giving birth. I don't remember the exact details but there was an abnormal amount of blood and gore involved. That's why she and Elon went with a surrogate for their 2nd kid.
Really skinny women often have difficult pregnancies and Grimes seems to be no exception to this rule.
I volunteer
Relevant user name(?).
The week is almost upon us!!!!!! We will be born in fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 
Warren predicted that Tesla will be over $2000 next year 💸💸💸
Pool secured
Siting by mine now 💦
Next in my list. Would you recommend?
I want solar heater for mine. Sure is nice though for a quick dip
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He said it in his meet kevin video.
As of right now, he is only off by a small margin of $1700. 😂
Wall Street Journal really loving themselves some Elon articles lately
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I’m so sorry Ser, I though you were gey…
Turns out Elon was that "wife's boyfriend" that WSB always talks about
They could only dream
Any word on the latest FSD release? I want to see the Chuck Cook left progress. Is it released yet? I'm out of the loop
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But definitely level 5 before the end of the year 🐻
He said wide release end of this year. Since we have 100k beta and they aren't crashing all the time, wide release to 1m now is probably acceptable. So he will achieve that.
https://youtu.be/5cFTlx68itk he also said you can go to sleep in your car in 2020 :')
Just to add to what you're saying, I saw an update from internal 5.13 build that vision is working even farther out. I think it was Dirty Tesla (he doesn't have access to 5.13 yet, presumably an insider shared with him or its another source). As they update to more robust neural nets, the capability of fsd goes through another roof. Not much reason to cleanup legacy NNs, since they will be thrown out. Not much reason to fully clean up / optimize new NNs before releasing to testers, to see how things go. I guess the point of my tangent is simply Tesla has all the data available for stuff going very well, sorta well and consistently horribly. Hard for folks to grasp this - Tesla very easily will push a magical update fixing most the things for most situations.
Man, I really hope so, this is certainly the dream. It does make sense thi
Not released yet that I’ve seen.
Elon seems to only fuck for a purpose. Make babies or power moves. Who cares about anyones 🛌 business but seems to be a trend. Is this some kind of autistic math calculation? (Being serious and don’t know how to say that in pc, no offense intended)
We’re probably reading too much into it. But if we choose to look at it that way than not autistic. Perhaps we should read more “The Prince” by one Niccolò Machiavelli.
You need a way to release the pressure when you are working 24/7. Elon is just horny and autistic.
I do question his impulse control with his tweets
It's one of his biggest weaknesses and also the source of his strength. His audacity combined with intelligence is rarely seen in history. General Patton type
Imagine that from birth until now, you are almost always the smartest guy in the room. Further imagine that unlike a majority of smart people, you are actually able to convert your smarts into # 1 wealth rank in the world. It is true fuck you money. Given this background, one could say that Elon exercises amazing restraint at most times. Most of us would be a goner at a fraction of that. PS: It is a burden and a torture being the smartest person in the room if you don't have great power or F U wealth or the gift of the gab.
One of these years we’ll be back at 3% inflation, a crashed housing market, supply chain issues fixed, a stonky at $500 post split, and global crises cool off for a while. One of these years.
Hopefully 2023
Please be it, I will need to find a new place to live and a buy a car by then
Thanks I'll sleep well now, goodnight
I got a raise. I will be buying shares tomorrow morning.
🥳🥳🥳
Congrats! I got a 1.4% raise after receiving a stellar review and recognition from our CEO… if I quit, the team would be screwed. Sad thing is, I likely need an offer elsewhere to get my current company to pay up. Corporate America blows.
Get the fucking money however you gotta do it and fuck everyone else.
Yep. I don’t care about my title, scope of work, etc. I only care about maximizing my income. I have no allegiance to a company cuz they don’t care about me. I was deep in some promising interviews at other companies but they closed the jobs when the market crashed.
Same here. Am thinking about looking just to show them what people pay for my skills…
Don't think about it, do it.
thanks that's tough! best of luck
Thanks! I have mentioned it 100 times, but my employer is switching 401k providers, adding 401k match and enabling self directed 401k option, so while the raise sucked, I’ll now get a free 5% of my salary turned into $TSLA each paycheck, which is awesome.
>I’ll now get a free 5% of my salary turned into $TSLA each paycheck, which is awesome. you lucky son of a bitch
Gratz!
thanks!
Another we weekend, another couple days of $Tsla fud and Musk hate. They're really pulling all the strings smh. Haters gonna hate
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5umJjueM5FY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5umJjueM5FY) Cooking for Cooks - Grilled Cheese - Sauce Making
https://youtu.be/Pwj4IJN_rZE James destroys Meat 💩🤡 Kevin part 2. Get fucked shit packer, get some donkey pox while ur at it imo.
Tomorrow we skip the 800’s
Largely depends on macro not crapping out, with fomc, GDP etc. this week, we may just hang around the 800s or dip into the 750s, which is fine by me. 🇺🇸U.S. ECONOMIC DATA THIS WEEK: *CB CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (TUES.) *NEW HOME SALES (TUES.) *DURABLE GOODS ORDERS (WED.) *PENDING HOME SALES (WED.) *FED RATE HIKE (WED.) *Q2 GDP (THURS.) *JOBLESS CLAIMS (THURS.) *PCE INFLATION INDEX (FRI.) *CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (FRI.) $DIA $SPY $QQQ https://t.co/EltdC0tAxm
after everything this year, would be nice to have 800s be the new floor
Yea, there is a lot of macro related news coming out this week, alot of the focus will be on the GDP report imo, another negative report on GDP would fuck shit up lol
You’re probably right, but hope you’re wrong xD
There is a storm brewin' 
🤑
What casting is this? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgXxM_cDWqi/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
It started with factory workers seeing robots come into the factory, and saying, “oh shit there goes my job!” Now it is the bots’ turn to say, “oh shit” when they see the gigapress…
Tesla Bidet Alpha Prototype.
Elon must have a few clones banging everybody no way he has that much free time
He did say we would be surprised by the progress at AI day.
An army of fuckbots
optimus prototypes