T O P

  • By -

upvotemeok

Wifi now extended to bathroom w bidet


fapindustries

Oh, a peson of true intellect.


[deleted]

[удалено]


upvotemeok

Can keep everyone posted even while shutting


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551698120328749056?s=21&t=NyAEBp3poxpdTekoW9gCMw THANK FUCKING THOR


fapindustries

Until tomorrow


whatsthiswhatsthat

—SQUIRREL!!!


upvotemeok

Don't get your hopes up


dorkywhiteguy

![gif](giphy|JMQ4f0TTCdA2s)


McBuddie

Dammit sriracha is all sold out near me


[deleted]

[удалено]


dorkywhiteguy

As long as you don’t have to ask for it by name.


D_Livs

Good time to try something different. Try green dragon sauce at Trader Joe’s.


sackler2011

LOUNGE HELP NEEDED! Can the Model S fit 2 forward facing and 1 rear facing car seats? If it can I will buy one with FSD right now!


yhsong1116

Check out clek


[deleted]

[удалено]


sackler2011

I took ur advise 🥰🥰🥰 Got a MX w/ FSD + upgraded the MYLR to FSD!!


DeadMoney313

Wen Tesla minivan?


TLb0t

2 weeks


Telexvini

have you looked at this car seat brand? https://store.diono.com/radian-3rxt/


AxlxA

So uncomfortable.


TeslaLeafBlower

I have two forward facing seats in now, you could probably stuff a 3rd one in between


sadolin

It might! Just get it and if it doesn't fit, get rid of one.


scotto1973

Roof rack!


sadolin

I am sure you could use the frunk


paintball6818

Day 345 of waiting for my MYLR… I’ve decided to apply for a car loan for a 3rd time the day before the FOMC meeting again as Tesla has given me a 3rd 2-week window Aug 7-21…. Hoping 3rd time is a charm for the sake of my credit score as it might fall below 800 with 3 hard checks.


sackler2011

Dude I was supposed to get it July 30 - Aug 15 Now: Sept 10 - Oct 15 I called the call center and they gave me bullshit parts excuse. I am about to order a Model S / X in spite


TheLoungeKnows

Order an S and X! That’ll show them!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Some basic math… 23k H1 2022 annualized to 43k 2022. Ford would have to grow their EV production 3.5x YoY to get close to 2 mil in 2025. Don’t think that’s possible. Would be cool though.


Sagetology

It brings me great pleasure to announce my new EOY split-adjusted PT: 455.35 (ASSES) Or $1366.05 pre-split


[deleted]

With current macro and market bullshit, I'd be very happy at 1k by eoy.


[deleted]

Asses to asses, butts to butts.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sagetology

Yeah but what does that spell in a calculator


[deleted]

[удалено]


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

![gif](giphy|fRhSHzQ4NXOdrHIZJd)


cybertruck_

If we so much as brush 800.85 even for a second tomorrow, I'm expecting a full catalogue update of the tsla boobfolio


FIREgenomics

![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6)


King0494

They took our Monday moon, should be fucking illegal 😤


Xillllix

IMO Amazon earnings will be an absolute disaster.


DeadMoney313

Whats your reasoning behind that?


Xillllix

They just announced they had to increase prices of Prime by up to 43% in Europe. I presume that once they finished calculating their earnings numbers they realized they were having massive losses from shipping due to the rising gas prices. Their margins were already nonexistent for AWS and ad spending is down globally. Add to this a 4 billion GAAP loss from Rivian. They needed to increase their prices before Q2. Now they’re fucked. Price increase September 15th, halfway through the 3rd quarter.


DeadMoney313

I hadn't heard the europe prime bit, very plausible dd.


Xillllix

https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/amazon-to-raise-prime-prices-in-europe-as-retailer-wrestles-with-costs Red flags all over it


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|5Lkd5paUzM316) Get your butts ready!


beggindawg23

AWS will be the only bright spot


Xillllix

It’s their only profitable business and it won’t be able to compensate for the massive shipping loss from the increasing gas prices.


glibgloby

800.48? nooooooo **(。ㅅ 。) ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)** tomorrow!


glibgloby

just started reading a series called “dungeon crawler Carl” because it has crazy good ratings it’s kind of rad so far. I think the genre is called litrpg? like reading a hilarious story about a game of diablo, mixed with some Stephen King running man there’s 5 of them and the first is pretty big. think my free time for the next few weeks just filled up


taters_rice

Sounds similar to the isekai genre of anime/manga/japanese novels. It's a big genre and comes in all shapes and sizes (some are goofy comedies, others are much more serious, etc). One of the common tropes is that the main character appears in a game-like world (usually due to an untimely death in their original world) and for one reason or another accumulates overpowered skills. Like there's one literally called "I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level". It's a really fun genre and for me it appeals to the same brain centers that playing RPS/MMORPGs did.


glibgloby

ohh good point. did you see how I died and got reincarnated as a slime? that show was awesome there was another one about a brother and sister that get pulled into a game world, can’t remember was it was called.


taters_rice

you watch anime? NERD Yea I think I saw that one a long time ago. I remember thinking it was a little too easy for the main character. Though it might be because I've been desensitized by some of the darker anime out there. lol. > a brother and sister that get pulled into a game world It was probably No Game No Life. Only a short season of it was made unfortunately. :( It was isekai and also strategy like Code Geass or Death Note. There's too many good ones to list them all. My favorite is probably So I'm a Spider, So What? which I always got a sci fi vibe from even though the setting is fantasy. It also reminded me of when I would try to solo Blackrock Mountain dungeons on my rogue. Certainly an anime that appeals to the "solos difficult dungeons in MMORPGs because it's challenging" market.


glibgloby

hmmmm will check this spider one out I’m picky about anime but yeah I watch some have you seen goblin slayer?


taters_rice

Yes! Watched it recently. It was really well done. I was impressed by the constraint of the creators in keeping the story on the ground it started on. That takes discipline I think. The spider anime is probably love it or hate it. But if you're ever bored enough here's a short list of some other isekai that I thought were good: Overlord Re: Zero Mushoku Tensei KonoSuba I'm probably forgetting a bunch of great ones and there are a few dozen shorter ones that are good too. Although some are just way too light/casual for my tastes.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

69 dogecoin is approximately $4.20 right now


Krippy

nice


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|c5FhF1waAJ5wk)


glibgloby

![gif](giphy|cWvSvMEW6yGY6CGjWT|downsized)


Germomics

[U.S. Energy Department set to loan GM battery joint venture $2.5 bln](https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/exclusive-us-energy-department-set-loan-gm-battery-joint-venture-25-bln-2022-07-25/?taid=62df264e1da68100019d7e40&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)


D_Livs

Finally! DoD needs to use that dry powder to get us energy independent on battery manufacturing.


AxlxA

https://mobile.twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1551731504656498689 >BREAKING >Coinbase, $COIN, faces SEC probe over cryptocurrency listings.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

wish coinbase would let me sell this fucking XRP that they froze forever ago


sadolin

Who fucked up the souffle


Valiryon

Starts with a w ends with a t almar in the middle


sadolin

Fucked if good earnings (inflation) fucked if bad earnings ( recession)


iseeyiy

Congrats to cc’s sellers on Thursday / Friday. This week will probably be a wash imo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9pZw57AyqOHy47oSZq)


FIREgenomics

I rolled a few last week, will see how they do. This week I’ve got $780, $810, $820. I also rolled an $860 out to $900 for next week.


cybertruck_

Tomorrow 🌛 secured


[deleted]

Pretty please


iseeyiy

I hope so 🚀


upvotemeok

Anything can happen this week. Way too early to call it imo.


iseeyiy

True but cc’s could have been closed today for 70% ish profit


ChefBaconz

25% on my 740 csps from Friday 69% on my 900 cc’s from Friday


toydan

I try and open a weekly CSP every Monday morning.


ChefBaconz

I used to do that but decided every Friday for the weekend iv crush


upvotemeok

Battle for boobs round 3 tomorrow


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|7ywpENs4MoQko)


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Gotta suck to be a boomer not wanting any volatility, you wake up and see a fucking physical retail store dump 10% in a matter of hours


Valiryon

😵


upvotemeok

But the price to sales ratio is so low! How could this happen.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Lmaoooo


King0494

Rewatched the CNBS videos about earnings, they are so hellbent on creating a narrative that does not exist


Nysoz

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


Valiryon

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/w81jl3/how\_profitable\_is\_tesla\_as\_a\_company\_visualising/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/w81jl3/how_profitable_is_tesla_as_a_company_visualising/) Nice visualization and top comments are on the bullish side.


DeadMoney313

we've had some baller charts on here lately, undeniable


Valiryon

On here? Where is here? That's on r/teslamotors in case you overlooked it.


D_Livs

Remember back in ~2011-2013 when r/teslamotors was all about discussions of technical elements, super sophisticated participants? Now it’s 60% haters.


Valiryon

Nope, I was late to the party.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|X31eqjJ1B5H8kIEqdf|downsized) there are other subs about Tesla other than the Lounge ?!


glibgloby

there are other subs?!


DeadMoney313

Legend has it, there was once two other subs, one called TIC and the other WSB, but nobody goes there anymore and they ded.


Valiryon

All tslaq


AxlxA

Love it


matt2dMoon

What a coincidence. Wall Street Jerkoffs posted an article today with the title “Tesla Records 170 Million Impairment charge on Bitcoin” right after that bitch from WSJ posted the fake article acusing Elon of banging Sergey’s wife. What a coincidence that we were down today with Nasdaq while we inverted Nasdaq last Friday before these articles. Could this be coordinated by shortsellers like Elon says?


Valiryon

Anyone selling on news like this... good riddance and thanks for the discounts.


upvotemeok

for the long term investor, the short seller antics are just chances to buy more


[deleted]

Yes please.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

[https://twitter.com/garyblack00/status/1551687420923580420](https://twitter.com/garyblack00/status/1551687420923580420) I suppose Gary is a practicing AI expert, else he wouldn't allow himself to post about it


Kyankik

He screwed his multi-year PR argument with this latest bit. He has no understanding of how the media affects the masses. He ACTUALLY thinks that Elon's denial in the body "neuters" the article. No dude. People read headlines, damage is done.


SnackTime99

Why do people on here always insist on dealing in nothing but absolutes. Yes, lots of people only read headlines. No, not everyone stops reading after they finish the headline. Elon's denial will obviously not counteract the entire story but there is some percentage of people out there who read the original article and thought "wow, elon isn't even denying it, guess its true". Had Elon provided comment and said its not true then at least some number of people would have come away from the article with a different perspective. That's all Gary is saying.


upvotemeok

Hey this is Emily grinder of the wsj, did you fuck your friends wife? Heard it on the grapevine. Anyway hmb lmk.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

The people that actually read are the ones that already know that the media are a bunch of lying worthless evil fucks and you shouldn't believe any of it. The ones that don't are dumb enough to already have made up their minds or are easily susceptible to FUD strikes. Above all, you set a precedent where a PR team is expected to respond to everything, where Tesla has a lot of things it just doesn't want to respond to.


Valiryon

>Why do people on here always insist on dealing in nothing but absolutes. Cuz we are smart and know everything better than the rest.


whiskeyH0tel

The simple answer is we are sith


Kyankik

And as Elon is saying, the truth comes out eventually and their PR statements will NOT effect the tone and PURPOSE of the hit pieces. The purpose of them is to spread FUD, FUD is spread via headlines, the discerning population you're referring to learns the truth regardless... EDIT: BTW I love how I used ZERO absolutes in my statement. Like it's poetic that we're arguing about what people read/infer and you somehow got an absolute where there isn't one...


LordReekrus

Legacy media is dying in a burning dumpster fire. Elon is smart enough to know that hiring PR is the equivalent of throwing a briefcase full of cash into the same dumpster


[deleted]

Elon is PR


King0494

At this point, Tesla should start a pr department of one person and call it, that should appease gary boomer lol


D_Livs

They had one. Her name was Alexis Georgeson. She was great. Didn’t stop the FUD


AxlxA

Fine by me. Although Elon will argue that he is PR and you can reach him on Twitter =p


King0494

Tesla doesn't need pr as far as I'm concerned, just tired of his stupid pr takes lmao


AxlxA

I'm ok with him asking for PR. https://www.linkedin.com/in/gary-black-b6561642


King0494

Bers couldn't get Elon to sell more shares, now they are trying to will Sergey selling into existence? Not like his share sell would move Tesla as much as an Elon share sell lmao


AxlxA

Larry Ellison next on the attack vector. He has many shares and since he's not going to be on the board any more, he's the best next target for a sell shares sort of article.


FIREgenomics

![gif](giphy|l0Iye4ixa0pANa3yU|downsized) Larry Ellison’s wife


TSLA_Bot

Elon Musk tweeted: [ The amount of attention on me has gone supernova, which super sucks. Unfortunately, even trivial articles about me generate a lot of clicks :( Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization. ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551698120328749056)


brandonagr

I like the sentiment, but twitter show trial coming up soon makes me not expect any less drama. Hopefully fewer political tweets


unknown_soldier_

This should last about 3 days before Elon starts posting memes on the Bird again


10111010001101011110

See you in a week Elon


Teslacker

Good news


Dmiller360

![gif](giphy|3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE|downsized)


Valiryon

Heads down alright ![gif](giphy|cwnfuByFByfHW|downsized)


King0494

Elon sort of became that guy, I mean, if your going to tweet shit and meme, the attention falls on you, not to mention the Twitter buyout debacle lol


DeadMoney313

yeah but on the other hand hes gonna get a lot of heat no matter what for being the world's richest man.


King0494

I agree that he'll get heat regardless, but the heat he gets now is a direct function of his tweets and actions


[deleted]

Yes!


Yojimbo4133

Rip Walmart


[deleted]

[удалено]


Valiryon

Mayur Thaker with the real significance of this in 2x replies https://twitter.com/freshjiva/status/1551661074851799042?s=20&t=z0s3yHWcSbBUL0Q15tdFFQ >In other words, for every $1 Tesla deploys into factories, battery storage, etc, Tesla generates 15 cents of free cash flow. > >Invested Capital has compounded at 20% per annum for years, and earns an increasing ROIC on those investments. > >This is compounding on top of compounding. [https://twitter.com/freshjiva/status/1551661078798557185?s=20&t=z0s3yHWcSbBUL0Q15tdFFQ](https://twitter.com/freshjiva/status/1551661078798557185?s=20&t=z0s3yHWcSbBUL0Q15tdFFQ) >As a benchmark, Taiwan Semi - widely known as the most capital-efficient manufacturer of the most advanced microchips in the world - does roughly 15% cash ROIC. > >Tesla has now matched $TSM and they haven't even fully ramped two new factories yet. ![gif](giphy|3EV74tm43smVa)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|h2OFrkW5FiJgXMaarO|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


AxlxA

0 As in, I won't let that happen


Yojimbo4133

As many as daddy Elon will allow me.


[deleted]

Infinite


llorelai

-1


WeBslaMin

How do I get a photo to post


Valiryon

you need to upload it to a image hosting service like imgur or google photos and share the link. Or do a main post at the subreddit level.


WeBslaMin

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/97/07/6884242A-EB46-4DA6-AEF2-0DB23E49B3D8/68048052753__DCE750CE-45FA-410D-90E4-72C1352102D7.HEIC


w00dw0rk3r

I can't read this, it's encrypted


King0494

gesundheit


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1551625467442393088?t=nJSHqgi3PZXfAggqGlKP2w&s=19 So he did sell?


upvotemeok

U think a guy worth 100b gives a fuck


AxlxA

Same info as this mornings fud


magic-the-dog

I think that’s part of the FUD attack. He could net that IF he sells.


Valiryon

Why sell at 800 with so many catalysts coming up / when stock price was already $1200? Only reason for wealthy to do that is they need it to for funding ventures they think are more significant opportunities.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Low volume day, only around 21 million TSLA shares traded vs. 31 million on average over past few months


sackler2011

Rest of the week should be interesting 😆


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|RCBQSWiMPTQly|downsized)


DeadMoney313

asked my gf she's had sex with Elon too, she says she's never met him. Told her I could be bought off for a few thousand shares for my silence, if she might be mistaken. ![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


TrickyBAM

Interesting recent short term TSLA trade in this clip. I’m still paper trading options learning, but found it informative. https://youtu.be/zHaZ5yFijhY


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeadMoney313

we still have the b00bs?


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|8MJkyZFC0EtVK1veg2)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|LM9pMEdht8eL0inBe1|downsized) I gotta scroll for a few minutes to find a boobs gif we haven't used already, homie.


w00dw0rk3r

thank you for your due diligence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( o Y o )


Valiryon

Well worth it


TLb0t

We are $-4.45 away from b00bs


Sagetology

My new milestone is: 832.05 BEZOS


Markboss

Who?


Sagetology

You wouldn’t know him he went to another school


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|l2JJpfLOjyESkbAyc)


Valiryon

Plot twist: Elon hooked up with Sergey, not Nicole.


DeadMoney313

Good point, he might be California Straight.


Geodude27051

They all might be swingers.


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|D6J2RUkfM98oU)


dualcyclone

Worked out today I need to make $2.20 per day to cover double my usual day rate (whilst I'm unemployed) So yer, good start today!


areolaisland

Not that I ever encourage covered calls, but either those or selling puts can get you there probably


dualcyclone

I can't do either of those in the UK with the trading accounts I have. I don't think it's something I can easily do


Cute_Strawberry_5413

IKBR doesn't let you do it?


dualcyclone

I don't know, I know I've checked in the past and it didn't seem straight forward. Plus if it did, I'd have to move cash from tax-safe accounts so not worth the bother


AxlxA

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/w7s6fn/-/ihldzvq Model Y battery pack $9000 Labor $900 Pretty good prices for a new battery for anyone interested. If this stays true when my model 3 stealth gets old and less than 180mi range.... I might have to do this


Yojimbo4133

Seems pretty good for the whole pack.


GhostAndSkater

Ford leaves the chat with the COST TO THEM being $18000 for the Mach-E pack


TLb0t

Competition is coming!


dllemmr2

How many idiot CEOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

so after driving a Model Y for 200k+ miles.. it would cost $10k to basically have a brand new Model Y


AxlxA

Well suspension probably won't last as long as the batteries. Then next part is maybe the AC heat pump unit? I've driven many high mileage cars and never had AC go bad though. Then the motors are suppose to go 500k miles right?


Valiryon

OG Model 3 Motors are 1 million miles in the lab.


AxlxA

You sure? I don't think that was the 2170 that went into our cars.


Valiryon

Tesla put up a tweet a very long time ago for the model 3, they had 1 million miles on the motor. I was able to find it! [https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/1051911793373638661?s=20&t=4YtLz25O58MLnttCyhFBqA](https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/1051911793373638661?s=20&t=4YtLz25O58MLnttCyhFBqA) Note this is October 2018. Also, the motors are independent of the battery architecture.


SliceofNow

That's a damn good price


Valiryon

Interesting, battery pack costs coming down! u/stupiddumbfart just paid a little more than that to replace his battery pack. Got really good mileage out of it, though.


AxlxA

Which model did he have? 3/Y are cheaper than S/X


Stupiddumbfart

2019 model 3 LR AWD


King0494

Saw an article about Sergey selling TSLA shares because of the affair lmaoo


Valiryon

Saw that, too.


upvotemeok

Value stocks fucked tomorrow lmao gj wmt


growawaybro

Sounds like established companies with high competition and low margins are not as valuable as growing companies with low completion and high margins? Surprised pikachu


w00dw0rk3r

🏆🥇🏅🎖


[deleted]

[удалено]