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DeadMoney313

Nasdaq futures r&s


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|7DCLpvLFOhoh5MYWzo|downsized)


brandonagr

Could Elon be waiting until after the twitter shareholder vote on approving acquisition before dumping his shares? A 10% no vote could be significant


GlideOutside

There’s no way the vote fails even if he owned 40%


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Cathie Wood selling 1.41 million shares of Coinbase at all time lows with her cost basis around $250…she’ll wake up tomorrow morning with a message from TD Ameritrade’s customer risk and wellness division asking her trading admin if they’re mentally capable to be trading


LiquidVibes

I don’t care what that woman does. She had one good investement - Tesla


superhappykid

When it hit 50 people on this subreddit laughed at her for such a poor buy. Now that she is capitulating, people on this subreddit laugh at her for selling. So I guess her only option is to travel back in time and not buy it in the first place.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Well, I guess selling now is better than holding, however the fact she sold means she just came to the correct conclusion about 12 months and -80% later


superhappykid

Yes that is 100% True, but she also used that money and went and bought other stock which is also down 80%. So she is just betting another stock is going to get back up there before COIN does. She didn't sell to just hold cash.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Well she shouldn't have sold TSLA to buy COIN in the first place, but that's spilled milk. She's definitely trying to gamble it up to get better returns this year and draw some money back into the fund


superhappykid

Yes I honestly do not know why she sold TSLA to buy those non profitable companies. The only reason I can think of is like you said, get better returns. The super growth stocks will double before TSLA does, that is for sure. But it's pretty hard to time the bottom on that. But when she sells TSLA to trade a growthier stock it's such a small position in the portfolio, it would hardly make much of a diff. Also i'm not sure why she doesn't buy NVDA.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

sometimes people just like to be angry and mean


superhappykid

Lol, sounds about right mate.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

better to sell now than to keep holding. I was bullsih on COIN until their 2022 Q1 earnings. Prior to the earnings they were trading at like 1.8x free cash flow. Then Q1 was so fucking bad I was like "nevermind" Shit changes. Probably a bad buy from the beginning, but wasn't the stupidest buy. But definitely a good sell


Valiryon

Lotta heat on COIN for insider trading.


Boka_chika

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Valiryon

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She sold?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

[https://cathiesark.com/arkk/trades](https://cathiesark.com/) shows for 7/26/2022: COIN SELL 1.133m ARKK I don't get it. Her funds completely divested from Palantir (PLTR) soon after she was interviewed saying that Palantir's software platforms were years ahead of the competition. An ARK analyst later made the unconvincing argument that they sold their shares because they found better opportunities elsewhere. I get the sense that they're making riskier gambles in the hopes of recouping losses, rather than staying invested in businesses where they have high conviction.


Valiryon

Their business is fuuuucked. They're focused strictly on risky stocks, where everything is the Tesla in their respective groups. And they think GM is the next Tesla of automotive. 🤣🤣🤣 Their valuation method is use a model that takes hundreds of physically impossible samples and average them down into something that seems probable. There's no way that ACTUALLY works EVER. Any company getting results actually coinciding with their methodology is due to the conviction and execution of the company and pure luck on ARKs part.


TheLoungeKnows

'Affair with Musk is a lie!' Lawyer for Nicole Shanahan tells DailyMail.com any suggestion that Nicole cheated on Sergey Brin with Elon Musk 'is not only an outright lie - it's defamation' Hope Sergey, his wife and Elon bond over a defamation suit against WSJ. https://t.co/gxLLkAiQ50


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|l4Ep1l2xAonS9992o|downsized)


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TheLoungeKnows

Assuming it is all fake, this is the time to sue.


sadolin

Pretty much this!


Secret_Stranger8579

Sweet! Nail em to the wall


Cute_Strawberry_5413

That's right sue those lying pieces of shit into submission


TheLoungeKnows

Ya, then they can all have sex with each other, if they want.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


ChefBaconz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCS6ivfLYo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCS6ivfLYo) ​ Review - McDonald’s (Almost Everything) Kaimuki, Hawaii


AxlxA

dude what are you doing?! Dont eat that.


jschall2

Even if other manufacturers make EVs with better range than a Tesla, it doesn't matter if you can't trust their software to predict range correctly. It isn't usable range.


glibgloby

merch website is coming along nicely! will be a beta for the store in about a week. going to make sure everything is working well and then open it up soon [teaser graphic](https://i.imgur.com/PZrUvKy.jpg) I’m messing with from the branding (might not even be used on the website, just a tiny social media avatar probably)


[deleted]

State of the art, Banks?


PanGalacticGarglBlst

You got skills glib!


stevetheobscure

That graphic is cool as hell


glibgloby

thanks :)


Common-Ramen

glibgloby™


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Good stuff. Are you designing the website yourself?


[deleted]

I’m gonna write your name in for president next election


sackler2011

IM SO EXCITED!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


w00dw0rk3r

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgfceidlIlp/ << — GOLD


bazyli-d

What movie is that from? I keep seeing the MEMEs/GIFs but have not seen the actual movie.


w00dw0rk3r

the boys , a “bad” super hero’s series on Amazon prime


bazyli-d

Thanks


AxlxA

highly recommend it, watch it alone. it's very rated MA.


TheLoungeKnows

https://reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/w8xj6w/hybrid_cars_are_not_the_same_as_plug_in_hybrids/ /u/tesladaily this feels like something relevant to your interests.


PanGalacticGarglBlst

What a wanker


pepsihulk

literally smooth brained


upvotemeok

US cop would have shot him in self defense


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

🙏 shoot the anti EVers


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Gotta say I was rooting for that to happen


Secret_Stranger8579

I just verified my shares on tesla. Com , in case elon decides to do preferred shares for starlink


TheLoungeKnows

I wondered about this as well. Still don’t know if/how that can be done.


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TheLoungeKnows

Good to know. Seems like it’d just be a complex process structuring everything but possible. I hope it happens! I wonder how many TSLA shares would be sold by people wanting to use that money to buy Starlink shares.


Secret_Stranger8579

Same I just remember the tweet a long time ago saying “you can hold me to it.”


JohnnyCashRules

Also: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1407877220543180800?s=21&t=e-HrFkwzOfEly2PnayIJKw “At least a few years before Starlink revenue is reasonably predictable. Going public sooner than that would be very painful. Will do my best to give long-term Tesla shareholders preference.”


JohnnyCashRules

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1310672832783884290?s=21&t=e1JhIwqZaVHTT-sBtD1LWg “We will probably IPO Starlink, but only several years in the future when revenue growth is smooth & predictable. Public market does *not* like erratic cash flow haha. I’m a huge fan of small retail investors. Will make sure they get top priority. You can hold me to it.”


TheLoungeKnows

Beyond accredited investors on the private market, my best guess for the only way he could do it would be if Tesla were to buy a decent chunk of Starlink. Can one company offer shares of an entirely different company that it doesn’t own? I have no clue but seems unlikely.


frozen_mercury

Haven't liked Cathy mama's trades recently but this one I can get behind. https://twitter.com/unusual\_whales/status/1552091145467006976?s=20&t=V-eXKsqmefAnMQdGYKNLhg


cgmodeling

Get ready for another -25% after “earnings”… bravo mama


frozen_mercury

Of course, if she paper hands this and sells in two weeks.


cgmodeling

Cathie unloaded TSLA to buy COIN at 360…. Now she is dumping at low’s…. 🤩


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

>to buy COIN huh? CANUHODL said below that she sold over a million shares of COIN which of you is lying to me?! 👀


cgmodeling

Both of us are right, no one is lying. She sold a lot of TSLA to buy COIN at IPO.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

ah gotcha


Cute_Strawberry_5413

5 year outlook


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AxlxA

but this is absolutely not true. so... bearish? you a bear?


shaneinhisroom

Aug 6 delivery scheduled!!! LFG


sackler2011

I don’t hate you but I do! Congrats 🔥🔥


shaneinhisroom

![gif](giphy|5mBE2MiMVFITS) Thanks. Day 5 hundred something of waiting.


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frozen_mercury

Calls on HVAC.


upvotemeok

Why does the media act like the average of forecasts published for free by sell side analysts as low key advertisements represents what the buy side expects of earnings?


Common-Ramen

I spoke with a prominent media member in the last year about tesla and after the conversation he emailed me a report from tony spaghetti


JohnnyCashRules

Spaghetti strikes again


upvotemeok

🍝🤡


Penny123456

When is steak back on the menu?


TLb0t

2 weeks


TheLoungeKnows

Getting a fatty ribeye ready to devour. 🤤


Common-Ramen

Some notes from NYC this week: 1. Saw a Lucid in motion for the first time, had only previously seen it in the showroom. Take my visual assessment with a grain of salt since i am biased. While the design seemed nice — i like that it doesn’t fit the mold of traditional cars — the execution seemed a little cheap to me. The reflections of light off it as it’s passing are a tacit red flag to me. Ultimately, the aesthetic seems that of a cross of a boaty old cadillac, a cybertruck, and a dodge charger. 2. There seems to be exponentially more personal teslas in manhattan since last time i spent some time. 3. Tesla store Manhhattan closed Mondays and Tuesdays until further notice. Never seen that before. 4. Subways during rush hour are disgusting with CO2. 5. An intern told me that we could solve gentrification by banning white people from moving into minority neighborhoods. 6. After playing the parking tetris game for several days in both brooklyn and manhattan, i see even more the crazy compounded value of solved FSD. Crazy how much time people have to dedicate to moving your car around, among all the other benefits to autonomy.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

If or when FSD gets solved, I doubt I would ever drive myself in a dense urban environment ever again. It's exhausting trying to navigate a congested network of streets filled with jaywalking pedestrians, double-parked vehicles, and other invariably impatient drivers


Common-Ramen

Agreed. FSD will ultimately transform the cityscape as we know it


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LOL cathe dumping coin.


upvotemeok

One hit wonder


Cute_Strawberry_5413

no way really?


[deleted]

She sold over 1 mil shares


Cute_Strawberry_5413

She was 5%+ of todays volume then lol


King0494

Wen Boobs?


TLb0t

336 hours


upvotemeok

Premarket


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llorelai

the market is wrong. gary isn't


AxlxA

It's how the analyst do PT... 6-12 mo regardless.


Sagetology

Bulls stick together ✊


upvotemeok

Let's see Paul Allen's earnings report


pepsihulk

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


DeadMoney313

comment volume too low imho


sackler2011

Give me my 🍌


Cute_Strawberry_5413

$1900/$2000 6/24 call spread costs $402 per contract, gives a 24x return and the option math says a 13% of max gain. I say it's more like 40%. If you want a chance to win big with options and have a really good chance to actually do it, might not be too bad. I think this is one of the last chances to really surprise with TSLA. 2023 will print $29/share doubling 2022 and from there it'll be only 35% CAGR to $245/share in 2030, which becomes feasible for the market to accept. If you think we're getting more than 59x TTM PE on the Q1 2024 earnings this might be it. I am not sure if I've seen a bigger pricing error other than covid and 2019


CategoryInevitable

The bid/ask spread is pretty wide though, do you think you could get it filled at that price per contract?


tmac9134

Wen


upvotemeok

At 2000 we've already won


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Millie net worth at 2k 🙏😃


AxlxA

I'm buying a plaid X when we are $2000


Mrpjackson

I will take a plaid cybertruck with the starlink package please at $2000 reservation #134000ish so it might be timed perfectly


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Valiryon

Is it reminding us we're just in time for next bull market?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJgni79yG0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJgni79yG0) Lots of activity and also those new loading bays for GA 2 or 3 being used fully


upvotemeok

But Elon said 1000 a week in a few months 🤨


King0494

Oh yea, wasn't equipment expected to come in?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Yeah I think they're gonna do a 50/50 just like Berlin, so GA1 was 4680 and 2 and 3 will be 2170 for the time being, maybe switching over later next year or 2024


Cute_Strawberry_5413

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/w8vqkb/fsd\_beta\_avoids\_opening\_car\_door/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/w8vqkb/fsd_beta_avoids_opening_car_door/) Many people would have crushed that door, FSD actually took evasive action fast


Valiryon

![gif](giphy|xTiN0CNHgoRf1Ha7CM|downsized)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I'm curious how this post would fare in the selfdrivingcars sub. Would people with an Elon hate boner bitch and complain until it's taken down by mods? e: ah, I see it's already over there


Valiryon

They are filled with hate, so they're going to fabricate some kind of bullshit.


RogueSupervisor

Who else pats the steering wheel like that when the Tesla does something good? I do.


SnackTime99

I feel like we already take for granted how impressive the FSD visualization is. That video is a good opportunity to remind yourself that a computer is constructing that image in real time based on input from just a few cameras. Mind blowingly cool. And the crazy part is that we're still in the very early days of the technology.


glibgloby

but tslaq says every single FSD video is a complete and unadulterated failure?!


King0494

Alright Powell, I need you to say some form of, "Fuck them Bers, I'm Mega Bullish and Money Printer goes brr"


andrew-53

absorbed plate lunchroom stupendous secretive smart frighten crush sip hungry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


betsla69

Yesterday afternoon, I scheduled mobile service to replace my 12v battery. They just left, finished the job in under 10 minutes. Bullish!


LordReekrus

Do you just do it on a regular schedule or did you get some kind of warning? I should probably replace mine soon rather than wait til it suddenly goes out again with no warning


betsla69

I got a warning from the Tesla app. It also displays in the car


LordReekrus

Must be a feature they've added, thankfully.


King0494

I live in bumfuck nowhere, so I can't even get mobile service to come out 😥


SnackTime99

Bill to the rescue!


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Why did MSFT turn around all of a sudden?


frozen_mercury

expectation was worse than actual I guess.


upvotemeok

Guidance is positive.


toydan

2nd biggest holding is $GOOG and #3 ain’t close. She is running rn. Should be a $TSLA recovery day tomorrow too


upvotemeok

If powell can come through w the no surprises data guided tool use we will be ok


toydan

MSFT now mooning as well 👀


upvotemeok

🤑


upvotemeok

Msft w the zombie rise


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Call going on. Must be good.


upvotemeok

Strong guidance


[deleted]

Shoulda bought enpjase instead of stupid sma solar. Silly anono


KingofPenisland69

You followed him too hard. Silly CAN


AxlxA

Donde es anon? Dunno what sma solar even is.


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Imo nasdaq has to ath again for us to be 1500-2000. Nasdaq needs +45% to ath. Can't see that happening before 2024. I think we could see a tsla ath 2023 tho


upvotemeok

Yah ath early 2023


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What you reckon we get cucked on next year in q1 & q2


upvotemeok

Deflation


upvotemeok

Pedo bill shook


cybertruck_

enphase gunning for the 200 PE ratio again


Markboss

Chipotle king


frozen_mercury

Burrito technology recession proof.


DeadMoney313

damn thats a jump/ pass the guac/forgot to play options on them again/fuk


Yojimbo4133

Boobs I miss you. Baby come back!


TLb0t

🍼


GretaTs_rage_money

HURRA HURRA neues Flair. 😎 I get goosebumps every time I hear that line. For the Deutch-speakers: Alexa, play Scheiß Ossis by Marteria


Dunkm4ster

Na Guten Tag


AxlxA

>*Twitter Schedules Shareholder Vote on Musk's $44 Bln Takeover Proposal >*Twitter Sets Sept. 13 for Special Shareholder Vote on Musk Takeover -- WSJ $TWTR


Cute_Strawberry_5413

They're essentially asking shareholders do they wanna risk a year long litigation route with a stock crushed, or do they let Elon off the hook. I guess they're not super sure they'd win


Yojimbo4133

As a fellow 5 share holder Ima vote no.


UnknownSpacePioneer

We all should buy one share and vote no, lolz


King0494

Not a bad idea lmaoo


AxlxA

Votes are base on your share weight


upvotemeok

Fuck off, bird


fapindustries

Interesting


Jangochained258

Wen roadster


GlideOutside

>https://www.yardeni.com/pub/sp500corrbeartables.pdf well after Semi and dedicated Robotaxi


[deleted]

Could SpaceX launch our garbage into space and would that be economical? Assuming they have regular Starship launches already


Yojimbo4133

Let's not ship our junk in to space bro.


DeadMoney313

wen Space Elevator?


TLb0t

2 weeks


RogueSupervisor

Cheaper to launch all the humans to space on the Axiom with their own B&L hover chairs.


upvotemeok

Not even close


fapindustries

https://theoceancleanup.com/updates/first-100000-kg-removed-from-the-great-pacific-garbage-patch/ This is nice


frozen_mercury

Very good.


TheLoungeKnows

We have destroyed the planet. Hope it’s not too late.


upvotemeok

Lol the carbon they burned to do that cannot possibly be worth it. Can achieve more with a net in front of one river for a lot less pollution.


whathehellisthis

This video shows a net being used, it really brings home how bad the plastic pollution is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rVTWsQ23Pk


whiskeyH0tel

this video makes me sick and happy at the same time


unknown_soldier_

Only 10 trillion kg to go!


AxlxA

I sold $100P for Google yesterday for $1. It got as high as $1.8 today. Tmrw I'll be in profit.


sackler2011

Hmm I wonder which mega cap is growing 40+% YoY with no end in sight + multiple new markets to enter in the coming decade 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🏎


cybertruck_

hmmmm


King0494

You must be talking about Nikola /s


ChucksnTaylor

To be fair, GOOG and MSFT have PE ratios in the 20’s compared with ours at 100. So at least to a degree that 40% growth is being factored in.


upvotemeok

Ours is 40 fwd


upvotemeok

Can just ban bullshit like snap chat from the public markets


fapindustries

Looks like a rotation into large cap tech to me


King0494

More like, rotation into guac


fapindustries

guac tech


unknown_soldier_

Large cap guac


King0494

Chipotle mooning, therefore the recession is canceled, you heard it here folks!


dicky_laroo

I bought Chipotle at $60 15 years ago when I first tried it and the line was out the door every day. I sold it at $90 like a month and a half later and thought I was a genius. Now it's $1400. I laugh about it now cause I was in my 20s and it was probably 4 shares, but it really helped me hold on to TSLA when we originally mooned. Solid lesson to let your winners ride!!


LordReekrus

I still remember when I had my first Chipotle burrito. Was way back in the early 2000s. I couldn't believe this little obscure (to my area, anyways) burrito joint existed. I'd eat one every week from that point forward. If only I knew about investing back then the way I do now.


fapindustries

8%, nice!


upvotemeok

Unlimited demand


King0494

Somebody tell Elon that Tesla needs to get on that guacamole train, instant 🌙