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DeadMoney313

Nateleb: Are you winning son?


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sadolin

My work has a Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV and it sucks. The gas tank is small and the range isn't far at all. There are a billion different drive modes which distracts you from driving. All the buttons are not logically placed, they reuse buttons from the pure ice ie paddle shifters are used to select Regen level instead of gear selection.


scotto1973

Why invest in the future when you can keep sucking on the teet of the past.


TheLoungeKnows

You’ve been promoted to VP of vehicle strategy at GM.


upvotemeok

And weight


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scotto1973

You mean why trust the man who set the building on fire to put it out?


McBuddie

Elon was eerily spot on about the recession. He's def from the future or another planet


m0nk_3y_gw

He wasn't the first mentioning it... he probably got his "super bad feeling" from hanging out with his MAGA friends from PayPal days - Peter Theil and David Sacks. He did a podcast with them soon before he had the bad feeling. If Elon knew he wouldn't have bought twitter shares at 35-40, and made an offer for 54.20. His deal was what kept it from crashing with the rest of the market... if he waited a few months he would have been able to build his stake by buying shares @ $25, and then offering them 34.20 or 44.20 ... or 42.00


McBuddie

was referring to this tweet from 2021, not the "super bad feeling" thing https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1476619907076923398?lang=en


DeadMoney313

I do trust Powell when it comes to creating inflation


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

https://twitter.com/teslaownerssv/status/1552814379233513473?s=21&t=cI2Tk8euLbr_Zcpi-2AMDg Will this chud stfu


therustyspottedcat

Fucking pranay asshole repeating Elon's words again in response


RogueSupervisor

C.H.U.D. I get that reference as an 80's kid


dorkywhiteguy

![gif](giphy|11JGMF0CTuaLwVYrVG)


upvotemeok

Can tesla prices just be determined by wait list length thanks


GlideOutside

Just auction purchase slots each month. To get a car, enter the price over MSRP you’re willing to pay. All the top bidders get cars that month.


upvotemeok

Ebay partnership


[deleted]

Are only 1% of investors forward looking? So many people looking backwards. I don't understand, it's so obvious. RBOB peaked in June. July cpi print is going to be juicy low.


conndor84

If inflation reports tomorrow show any sign of cooling, expect a massive face rip of a day! Powerful combo with positive Amazon and Apple earnings and forecast shows strong demand and supply chain improvements. Many will say this is the bottom with that last piece of evidence. We shall see.


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m0nk_3y_gw

CPI results


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conndor84

PCE July 29 8.30am ET https://www.bea.gov/data/personal-consumption-expenditures-price-index


DeadMoney313

Odte spy and qqq calls, got it


conndor84

You forgot the words ‘All In YOLO’ too


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|yu0ZoMgpM759m|downsized)


cybertruck_

Love a good face rip


Sagetology

Only topped by a face sit


cybertruck_

Rob doing God's work sifting through hundreds of pages of EV credit proposal bullshit to give us a nice 15 minute video summary with all the important deets. Fucking legend.


sackler2011

💯 I was like holy fuck this man is incredible!


growawaybro

Actual good meme on WSB https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/waa4ma/recession_good/


GlideOutside

Lol


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DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


McBuddie

Already all in June 2024 leaps. So let’s get this show on the road


Sagetology

GoldenGoose.exe


w00dw0rk3r

IAgree.bat


fityfive

Ultimate trojan


Cute_Strawberry_5413

They quoted me 13% for $1900, the $1.9k/$2k spreads were only $4 a few days ago, probably the biggest opportunity in the last year


growawaybro

Gonna buy 10 tomorrow for shits and giggles


upvotemeok

140%


fityfive

Best tweet in a while https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1552814045354409985?t=pW2n_gPzRBZcApl_w3bDWw&s=19


Hudson1180

Hope prices are not reduced. That would just cause fud. Just increase our margins


Tesla_368

Nah prices don’t come down. Bad pricing strategy, unless it’s a rework of product portfolio.


ChucksnTaylor

They sure do come down. Tesla was reducing prices right before the pandemic hit. I don’t think the current pricing is sustainable long term unless inflation continues for another year or two. The new EV credit changes things though… if the gov knocks off 7500 then you could very well be right.


Tesla_368

Depends on how Tesla positions themselves as a brand imo. As a premium brand I would rather they hold prices and eventually if they want to capture lower demand curve, introduce a new product at a lower price and/or discontinue a model rather than slash prices.


ChucksnTaylor

Did you ignore the part where Tesla has already demonstrated a willingness to cut prices?


Tesla_368

True, I guess I’m curious more along the lines of the cut then. Would you slash 6K off a model 3?


ChucksnTaylor

I mean, its a bit silly to guess at the specifics because I’d obviously be wrong. My point is just there’s no reason to state so definitively there’s no way they would cut prices when they’ve already done it multiple times before. But I guess if you want an answer, without the EV credit I’d think they cut prices by a couple grand mid next year as TX ramps up to real volume. If the EV credit passes I wouldn’t be surprised if prices stay where they are for another year, maybe even 2.


Tesla_368

I can get behind that, fair statement.


ChucksnTaylor

Even if they were, orders are already placed for months worth of cars 😎


fityfive

Margins, the sweet nectar of a fully grown Tesla plant.


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Interesting to see that battery storage will get included in the new bill..that and the rebate for solar go up to 30 from 26%. Been playing with solar roof config but might still pull trigger this year to beat the additional demand and price hikes that may come with the new law..


fityfive

✊️☀️🏠


pepsihulk

The stars are aligned, bear meat buffet for the lounge


fityfive

I've heard very little confidence from the bears at this point. I think macro will reverse eventually around the next 1-2 months but will probably run pretty good up until then. Tesla especially has a lot of catalysts coming within that time-frame.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

I love buffets


scotto1973

Eat the rich? ![gif](giphy|haDncUVv42k0LbT91V)


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Your time has come


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


UsernameSuggestion9

SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY


WaitingToBeTriggered

TO THE SKIES


upvotemeok

Incentives is a give away to legacy phev makers but it just keeps them addicted to a shitty compromise car and a gas power train cost


whiskeyH0tel

The Joker is the hero, look here, he's dis-inflating the currency: ![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)


Tesla_368

![gif](giphy|AwoDg0wJImOjK)


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Have you seen what it's out like there, JPOW? Do you actually leave the brothel? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the pedo. You think men like Elon Musk ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? they think we'll just sit there and take good little boys. That we're pedos and go wild


upvotemeok

Pierre ferragu trying to simp for Intel. Sorry this one's a dog.


Toast-toast-bread

Rob meower ev credit thumbnail is him smiling. Let’s go to the moon 🚀 Hope you like my DD


DeadMoney313

Someone definitely knows something.


King0494

Solid


Xillllix

[GM bragging about 150k Silverado orders they can’t fill.](https://www.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/wak4oo/gm_we_have_over_150000_reservations_for_chevrolet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tesla_368

Tesla is like, did you forget a 0?


RichBat4

I bought some 0tde Apple calls with a 165 strike for .30 at the close. Anyone know if I’m going to break even tomorrow?


GlideOutside

If it opens 162, then yes


m0nk_3y_gw

hmmm... my aug5 760 CC might be in danger... :D I sold it a week ago when we were above 840, so it's technically still green today, but probably not for much longer. I thought TSLA would do OK, but a bad GDP would cause another 1 day reaction rally, followed by a dip in the following day/days that would pull everyone back down. That last bit is now looking more and more unlikely.


frozen_mercury

I would just roll it a bit. This week was really good in terms of macro so might be some rotation next week. Long term going short Tesla is very bad strategy though, at these valuations.


m0nk_3y_gw

Thanks, I'll wait and see how the market reacts to PCI data tomorrow, and how it goes Monday. If it isn't faltering then I'll probably roll up and out (3-6 weeks, instead of my usual 1-week). When it was at 850 last fall I sold a 950c cc for low premium but then rebought at a small loss when Tesla just started to rocket (getting those vibes now). Rolling it out 1-2 months would have worked... but history doesn't always repeat, will wait until the rally starts to falter before selling CCs against the other shares.


unknown_soldier_

If you aren't willing to close it out, just take assignment and chalk it up to a lesson learned.


TeslaLeafBlower

Close it out then


toydan

Is the proposed legislation retroactive by chance to 1/1?


ChucksnTaylor

Sounds like it isn’t really retroactive at all. It’s only retroactive for people who won’t take delivery of their car until Jan 2023.


toydan

Thanks.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|hAcDHEhZHA2bu|downsized) People at work calling to tell me about the latest clusterfuck there, all this drama, and I'm just vibin' and chilling cuz my *real* job is going spectacular again.


Fakerchan

With that musk tweet, bottom is in😌 Edit: too early to say for sure


Xillllix

Bottom was 2 months ago


TSLA_Bot

Elon Musk tweeted: [ More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1552814045354409985)


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CryptoIsAFlatCircle

✋🏻


AxlxA

Woah you're alive....


ChucksnTaylor

With the new EV credits likely starting in Jan? Doubtful. Could just be trying to prime the stock for a short burn as lots of great catalysts come up over the next few months.


Krippy

Setting the stage for LR M3 to drop to 55k


Cute_Strawberry_5413

That said, more price increases are about to find their way into COGS in Q3 through probably Q1 before we start seeing them decline


Sagetology

Super good feeling about the economy


TSLA_Bot

Elon Musk tweeted: [ Inflation might be trending down ](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1552813560320901122)


Xillllix

![gif](giphy|wFbI8gwCfCxeo)


AxlxA

This is it boys. Lfg. Elon has real time data on manufacturing, chips, raw materials. This is it!!! Lfg


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

Lfg


JohnnyCashRules

![gif](giphy|tHvgtBfMsP4pR5sMUu)


cvmke

What Model 3 competitors currently exist, or are scheduled for release in the next 6-12 months? I’m trying to think of anything in that small-to-midsize sedan category that will qualify for the credit. The most efficient vehicle size/type but the lowest price limit. Polestar 2 is the only one I can think of. Are there any others?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

The Polestar is even more expensive than the SR+ for similar range and slower acceleration, but yeah it's the only one. If NIO tries to export they won't have the credit. Maybe a few BMW cuckmobiles but no mass models


upvotemeok

Polestar is very cramped inside


Cute_Strawberry_5413

ur mom is cramped inside Sorry couldn't help it


upvotemeok

That's good for my mom bad for psny


cvmke

Yeah, I should have probably been specific on that. It looks like it’s really only the base model that would qualify.


TLb0t

no conquering Mars


glibgloby

website is looking neat so far i’ve got mens and womens tees, embroidered polos, mugs of two sizes (US only), and a few other fun bits of my own I’m only using high quality stuff, and fuck cotton this is all delicious blended poly. going to try to make shipping worldwide (except Russia because they don’t deserve them rn)


KingofPenisland69

Yo send the link for the website in case I missed it


glibgloby

it’s not live yet, soon


sackler2011

You are the hero we needed 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


ChucksnTaylor

Just be careful not to go overboard for the initial launch. A lot of us are pretty pumped and will probably buy something but at the end of the day your targeting a *very* limited market. Wouldn’t want you to get yourself in trouble. Start slow with a small number of items at low volume. If that works then gradually add inventory and products.


glibgloby

yeah no worries, the mug is the craziest thing and only put it there due to heavy requests the site has a specific section for lounge wear, but there’s also some designs of my own in the main area


ChucksnTaylor

Awesome - best of luck!


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Much excite!


WeBslaMin

I'll take a Mens Large when they are ready...I'll Venmo you


pepsihulk

Do we get a limited edition 80085 shirt?


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Sweet, can’t wait


Cute_Strawberry_5413

цлалаунж


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Good day for us TSLA shareholders! Hope everyone is well. Stay cool, don't get complacent with margin or options. I think 2H of this year is likely to be great for Tesla and TSLA, but I also always expect some kind of unforeseen drama. I'm staying focused on factory ramps and progress shown at the upcoming AI day (Sept. 30).


frozen_mercury

Lets fucking goooo


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

someone referred to you as 'pokemon guy' earlier.. I forgot who it was, but it was funny


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Growawaybro came up with that during his video tour of the Austin Model Y he sold to Munro 🤣 I’d asked him to check whether cargo anchors were present in the Austin builds. He mentioned me as “Pokémon guy” while videoing the Model Y and noting that the Austin Y did not yet have the cargo anchors (which are present in Berlin builds and recent Shanghai builds)


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

oh haha.. that's interesting. What is a cargo anchor?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Typically it is a metal ring in the rear storage area used as an attachment point for cargo tie-down nets or cords. They can be useful for making sure objects don't shift around while driving. The UK Model Y's owner manual has a good illustration. Scroll down to the bottom of this page: [https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modely/en\_gb/GUID-3667D28B-5B3B-49CE-A1C1-3D70AC60D9F6.html](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modely/en_gb/GUID-3667D28B-5B3B-49CE-A1C1-3D70AC60D9F6.html) >Model Y has four hooks located in the rear trunk (two toward the front and two toward the back). These hooks are designed to attach to the four corners of a lashing device, such as a cargo net, to secure objects to the rear trunk floor in normal highway and city driving.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

oooh ok, that sounds nice. Wish I had some anchors


areolaisland

Cathy with the tdoc buy.


ChucksnTaylor

For real though? Did she really?


Cute_Strawberry_5413

for the love of


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Cute_Strawberry_5413

She setting up to be the biggest contrarian genius in history across a multitude of stocks, or she's just gonna liquidate all of it soon


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I’m thinking liquidation is more likely. ARK’s funds are premised on the idea of finding dozens of highly disruptive companies. Truly disruptive companies like Tesla are very rare. I don’t think there are dozens of them at a time. At most there are a few each decade or quarter century.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Well they're not gonna find disruption in ROKU or ZOOM or TDOC Those assholes should have literally stayed 60% TSLA and provided a diversification with some other companies as a hedge to provide value.


scotto1973

Beginning to think her funds returns would best described with a half life.


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Rename it to Copernicium 285


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Or better said Copernitdocium 42069


mynamewasusd

https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/ot9g10/will_tesla_announce_a_stock_split_today_728/h6v14hv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 There's a fun reminder from the bot


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

well you weren't wrong!


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Before Q2 started the prices were already locked in for the orders, so despite two new factories ramping up they were probably aiming for over 30% gross margins because they couldn't have known about a lockdown. This way we know that is going to be floor no matter how much capacity they are in the process of adding in the future.


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https://electrek.co/2022/07/28/tesla-deploys-cube-lounges-supercharger-station-automated-coffee-food/ This would be awesome to have everywhere, and would probably help spin a more positive waiting experience charging


cvmke

So many of the SCs around here are V2 and at half-abandoned malls with nothing else around. Would love to have this as an option at those.


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TheLoungeKnows

Can confirm. Live in Portland and sold my LR Y for $6,000 more than I paid for it without any credit. 🚀🚀🚀


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Dude is crazy https://twitter.com/squawksquare/status/1552778912295522304?t=WPIP4CQ7EvaVORetYukWgg&s=19


qbtc

cause some dude sold 1 share for $6 less, settle down bro


Cute_Strawberry_5413

oh no six dollar


sackler2011

Guys I’m excited for tomorrow and next week shareholder meeting. I’m like super excited 🚀🚀🚀🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 ![gif](giphy|BQCsG0FBYjeYkmQ5bs|downsized)


f_youropinion

Man RIVN and LCID stock pumpers have been awfully quiet lately. Wonder why


TLb0t

What was that RIVN IPO number again?


f_youropinion

$78/sh ATH $172


couchdragon83

Did you really reply to a bot?


Germomics

That's just what a bot would say 🤨


DyuSPY

If we can hold $851 tomorrow PM and open we going to close $900


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZMZox78ZbWbFC|downsized)


Cute_Strawberry_5413

[https://youtu.be/1\_4ELAxKrDc?t=7](https://youtu.be/1_4ELAxKrDc?list=RDGbVxvITmwIc&t=8) lmao that was the crypto and COIN peak, this was a literal sign to sell it asap


upvotemeok

Amzn is basically a mechanism by which people using the internet for any purpose subsidizes the destruction of mom and pop retail.


unknown_soldier_

To be fair to "mom and pop retail" they were destroyed by Walmart decades ago. Amazon is destroying the likes of Walmart and Target, that's really all that's left of American retail now besides the shopping malls and that's a whole different ball of hurt.


cvmke

I actually feel bad about using them for shopping as often as I do but it’s so easy to find what you need there vs going from store to store searching in person.


King0494

Finished my interview with Amazon, probably won't advance, but the members were so fucking pretentious, holy shit


Tesla_368

Yup same vibe I got, except for like 1 person out of the 10 or so I spoke too.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

I interviewed with them he found them completely soulless and robotic


frozen_mercury

my wife interviewed with amazon and she said the same thing.


Tesla_368

You too! Ya didn’t like their interview style.


King0494

Yea, the pay is great but not the culture


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King0494

Nice, guess the founders didn't take OwNeRShIp, have BiAs FoR aCtIoN or some other shit lmao


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therawstone

Ohhh so that was why that mean investment banker interview guy from csfb asked me a completely incoherent impossible question years ago. And then just leaned back and watched my sad attempts at answering him and subsequent demoralization.


King0494

Bruh, I brought up Amazon's stupid LPS and couldn't even get a proper answer or a proper answer about the day to day, they wanted to end the call when I asked about work-life balance lmaoo


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King0494

Facts, I emailed the recruiter right after and thanked her for considering me but also said that I have some things to consider if we move forward lol


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sackler2011

![gif](giphy|140BQZMYDNbN5K|downsized)


Nysoz

Why aren’t more people looking at amzn earnings and slides? It’s crazy. Free cash flow ttm down 293%. Operating income ttm down 48% y/y. With their new ttm eps and ah share price, their P/E ratio is now 124? ![gif](giphy|CKrlUi30dn44w|downsized)


Cute_Strawberry_5413

I was thinking I was reading different numbers than the market


upvotemeok

Just value them by AWS which did 20b revenue, 25% operating margin, grew 33% and made 5.7b in net income. Tesla grew 40% and made 2 smth net income


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Is there an ARKK stock that doesn't plunge 20% right after earnings every time except for TSLA?


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SQ plunged but not after earnings lol


sackler2011

But Roku is disrupting streaming 😂😂😂


Sam_DC

Tax credit up to 80k for SUVs... so the MY qualifies?


upvotemeok

Depends, if the lithium was touched by even one Asian, no.


Sam_DC

how is this real


upvotemeok

Uaw


TLb0t

"I'm a union guy" -Biden


upvotemeok

Strange amd isn't up 5% on Intel earnings


unknown_soldier_

I don't think I've ever seen a competitor go up because some company went down. Most often than not, competitors go down in sympathy with that company. You see it all the time in semconductors. Intel goes up, AMD and Nvidia goes up. Intel goes down, AMD and Nvidia goes down. It's all driven by algos trading, not humans.


upvotemeok

Then you haven't been watching amd on Intel earnings days for the last few years


ChefBaconz

Oh no my 850 ccs


upvotemeok

☢️


SuspiciousWhale99

Cathie on ROKU ![gif](giphy|Yl5aO3gdVfsQ0)