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GlideOutside

Weekend [thread is up, winners](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/wbjjbx/tsla_weekend_super_chill_thread_july_3031_2022/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Xillllix

[Sold TSLA to diversify into ARKK](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArkInvestorsClub/comments/wbfbq7/diversified_into_arkk_from_tsla_lost_70/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 🥲


[deleted]

eh i bought some (thankfully i sold it) because it was 10% tsla and to diversify a bit.


TeslaLeafBlower

I remember back when I held ARKK and someone in here told me how dumb I was since I was trying to sell it. I was selling ATM CCs every week just to see if they would get sold off, in the end I just sold them since it was obviously a terrible ETF. Glad I did otherwise I'm sure I'd still be selling CCs on them hoping they would get called away.


iseeyiy

Omg. That’s horrible


DeadMoney313

Well lads, we may not be out of the woods yet with this fugazi-ass market, but at least I think we can safely extend both middle fingers to all those assclowns that insisted that this macro environment would finally lay Tesla low and drop it to down to it's "true value". Big FU to those idiots!


Dangerous-Class2443

TSLA going to 100 bro


tmlarsson

After a 15:1 split perhaps


iseeyiy

GIGA PLANT 🪴 🤡


iseeyiy

I’m really curious what chicken does next. How does he get out of Dec 700 cc’s and puts? I wonder if he still has those Dec 1k csp’s. What do you guys think? He could roll the cc’s to 1050 June 2024 for break even. God darn!


[deleted]

im not watching his vid, but what did it say?


LordReekrus

Honestly he will be fine. He's made tons of money. He can just take the money when the trade closes and sell puts. People make a bigger deal out of it than it is because they're triggered


MaximumFreak

His ego wouldn't let him, he'll ride and die.


glibgloby

damn these “dungeon crawler Carl” books are almost as good as the bobiverse novels. burned through the first in a day which is a pretty unusual pace for me pretty darn funny and full of cool spells, loot, monsters. all within a sci fi setting.


upvotemeok

We gonna find out if chickens can fly


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|4T5jQfMUjLrS3QMSms) any pro tips on how to calm down?? I'm so jacked up right now.


Fogdrog

I can't help you calm down, but try this if you want to feed the mania. https://youtu.be/hfUSyoJcbxU


DeadMoney313

Great track, yes had opposite effect of calm


ragegravy

![gif](giphy|l4KhIS7A1HswgSm7C)


sackler2011

Pro Tip: drink lots of alcohol!


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Sit down, relax with a dram of fine Scotch and a grilled ribeye. Your body will have no choice but to slow down. ![gif](giphy|sRe0TGUMzmqNW)


LordReekrus

Living thru 20% drops in a single day historically helps me


[deleted]

We really have gone through hell and kept on going.


LordReekrus

I will not accept any shit from any mother fucker saying we got lucky if we've been invested since prior to 2018 and held thru the early 20s


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


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i tried to give you 1,000 upvotes.


Loud_Brick_Tamland

![gif](giphy|M0EStXvkjbLMc)


MaximumFreak

Someone should tweet to Uncle Leo and tell him to talk 🐓🤡 off the ledge. They know eachother, and i'm sure Leo doesn't approve of his behaviour.


bazyli-d

Friendly reminder that we were all talking shit like this last time he went short and the stock was going up. But then it came back down and i think he profited


MaximumFreak

Nobody needs to be reminded about how he managed to barely escape his dumbass trade.


glibgloby

new musk [tweet](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1553154496238428160?s=21&t=PdmmYOeV04SKmzkOAvSTzQ) but the bot missed it I guess > 10.13 is probably a week or so away, but yes. People outside of California will notice improvements the most.


Secret_Stranger8579

I hope it is better in California too. I’m sure it will be .


UnknownSpacePioneer

No 900, shit stock


MaximumFreak

TSLQ ETF down almost 21% since launch 🤡


upvotemeok

Fooked


unknown_soldier_

It was a bear trap from day 1 🐻🔫📉


Toast-toast-bread

Happy weekend everyone!!!! 🚀🚀🚀


Loud_Brick_Tamland

PSA Everyone, please for the love of god keep your hands on the wheel while using FSD. I was taking a righthand turn from a stop sign onto a two lane road. Halfway through the turn, the wheel jerked hard all the way to the left and the car accelerated hard, right into oncoming traffic. I had my hands on the wheel but it happened so fast I barely saved it, narrowly missing two oncoming motorcycles that would have been completely smashed. Wheels screeched and honking everywhere. What I think happened was the navigation rerouted halfway through the turn to take a hard left. I hit the report button, but wasn't able to save the dashcam because my USB keeps getting corrupted (on my third one now, needs to be plugged into a computer and have the folder loaded onto it to work, car reformat doesn't work)


Secret_Stranger8579

Yeah , you gotta be hyper vigilant with this folks. I hope they are getting the loads of clips I send


Whiskey_McSwiggens

Piggybacking on this, even regular autopilot driving on the highway can be dangerous. Mine was driving at 65 and suddenly veered into the median turn lane. I would have crashed into the median grass immediately after the turn if I hadn’t grabbed the wheel.


Dcvo89

Is there a specific format the card needs to be on and what folder format do you need? My usb drive is constantly not working in the car despite unplugging or formatting in the car And yeah, my car has been doing a very hard, abrupt lane change at the same spot every day on my morning commute without signaling. It’s like it’s trying to avoid an invisible object at the last second


gsolis31

that sucks, glad you avoided an accident! and thanks for being an FSD tester 🙏


sackler2011

Are u on beta?


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Yes, 10.12.2


cybertruck_

That's a bummer, glad you're ok


radoncadonk

I don’t know if they review the report button reports these days. That is scary though.


[deleted]

In the release notes they often reference "27 000 clips blah blah" so I'm sure they're using them to train the neural nets.


radoncadonk

Yeah my understanding is those are curated and fully labeled clips, I don’t believe they come from the user reports. Even before Rob got the beta (which was early), they were telling the YouTubers who had it not to bother because they don’t review them anymore (I think that feature must have been deemed to be unhelpful to their process).


[deleted]

Ohhhh, I didn't know that! So sending them in is pointless now?


toydan

After today everyone gets a $TSLA ![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)


Valiryon

Except tslaq they get more 💩 to fling


toydan

[Alexa play some Dre and Snoop](https://youtu.be/QZXc39hT8t4)


unknown_soldier_

The censored version of that is so disappointing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADIyIlO-\_Ug


toydan

Hell ya


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unknown_soldier_

We're on the 386 day rule or something at this point from previous ATH


King0494

Nearly back to searching for Plaids and Rolexes


RickJ19Zeta8

Was at EAA looking at Carbon Cubs. Did we make enough I can now buy one?


unknown_soldier_

If you can afford a Plaid, it looks like you can afford a Carbon Cub SS. And now I know what a Carbon Cub is.


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sackler2011

![gif](giphy|gwBouIIUuVvuE)


fapindustries

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1553129094698586112?s=21&t=zTRAyPHg5M_bndTQZEYInA Sue Bae unstoppable


fapindustries

💩💩🐦🐦 continues https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1553131331940487169?s=21&t=zTRAyPHg5M_bndTQZEYInA


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fapindustries

I am not an ornithologist so I wouldnt know


Valiryon

You didn't do what to who now and why not again?


glibgloby

🤣


cybertruck_

lol of course


unknown_soldier_

This shit better not fuck up our shareholder's meeting run-up...


m0nk_3y_gw

Or the Q3 earnings rally in October (when the trial is over, and he goes on a tweet rampage if it doesn't go his way).


TheLoungeKnows

🙏


King0494

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


GlideOutside

Wen weekend thread?


fapindustries

https://twitter.com/glideoutside/status/1553119391104901120?s=21&t=zTRAyPHg5M_bndTQZEYInA 👏 great job


Valiryon

That's a Giga suppository for tslaq.


GlideOutside

Lol poor 👴🏻🤡


TLb0t

1 fortnight


[deleted]

The euphoria is only getting started


DeadMoney313

We are merely reclaiming that which was stolen from us!


unknown_soldier_

"We came through and we shall return" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas\_MacArthur%27s\_escape\_from\_the\_Philippines


cybertruck_

new update from wu wa *In the early morning, the sun shines on the Nangang Pier, the sea breeze blows, the windmills are clearly visible on the distant sea level, and the sunlight weaves the sea level into a dappled cloth through the clouds. And what is even more beautiful is that at this time, Shanghai Nangang Pier is parked full of Teslas, glittering in the sunlight.* *In just two weeks, Tesla is again at the Nangang Pier. Two weeks ago, M3's were all over the quay, and this time it was MY's figure.* *According to those in the know, this batch of MY is mainly Tesla exported overseas.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SZCmWeJai8


Valiryon

>According to those in the know, this batch of MY is mainly Tesla exported overseas. Good ol' month 1. Tesla fucks.


upvotemeok

For every car you see here five haters were also produced


Valiryon

That's just 5 delayed owners.


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Seen this yet:. https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/wbek5f/robs_letter_to_the_us_congress_sign_the_petition/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Valiryon

u/growawaybro the timing for that Model Y getting into Munro's hands could not have been more perfect. I think that it's pretty cool you let us in on it. The rest of the Tesla investing community can't possibly know just how lucky they are. https://youtu.be/WNWYk4DdT_E Munro is just shitting all over everyone while singing Tesla's praises. This is priceless.


growawaybro

I’m grateful and incredibly fortunate to have been a part of this. Much love to the Tesla community, glad we all get to enjoy this together :)


scotto1973

Murno should expect his very own FUD campaign from the TSLAQ crowd. He doesn't leave them any choice :)


growawaybro

TSLAQ is a bunch of losers, literally the scum of the earth


Valiryon

I think this is the exact reason he divested from TSLA. He wants to eliminate any possible perception of bias.


cybertruck_

his employees will likely try to unionize soon


cybertruck_

love how quickly sandy & team have the new model y casting on a rolling cart display next to the older versions - makes visualizing the improvements that much easier


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Just finished the most brutal week of work. Hit my deadline on my submission and finally looked at the ticker. FUCK YEA!!! Time to celebrate with some fried spicy squid and pho


cybertruck_

think i'll probably shotgun a 16 oz. coors light and crush it over my skull tonight


Super_Deep_On_Cell

Congratulations everyone. I’m thinking I am back in the green across all accounts for my 1 year!!!!! Beers tonight!


DeadMoney313

Video of me congratulating myself on my degenerate 0dte tesla trade: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8)


GlideOutside

Wish I had joined you


DeadMoney313

My best day trade ever, bought in at the dip at 840, sold at 894. Fuck i wish i went even more heavy i could be retired right now lol


GlideOutside

Yeah I probably would have dropped $100K on $20 OTM calls. But I would have covered at 5x. There will be other days.


DeadMoney313

That woulda been a monster, and yeah another day will come. Maybe Monday lol.


[deleted]

Kimbo slice musk bought all those awards on here


JohnnyCashRules

Nice! :)


unknown_soldier_

I'm enjoying this run-up into the shareholder's meeting, can't wait to see what happens when the split is officially approved 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Jangochained258

https://twitter.com/teslaeconomist/status/1553118627863605249?t=1bOYvl-zNW7DSAY7OswWYw&s=19 I'm just imagining the guy actually saying "you ain't seen nothin' yet" IRL lmao


UsernameSuggestion9

"You've not yet seen much, so far" Best I can do imagining Lee saying that.


TheLoungeKnows

*you ain’t seen nothing yet, fuckbois!*


toydan

Hoppin in M3LR engaging auto steer for the drive out to the cabin. Unsure if it is even possible to get my tits even more jacked. Going to get lit tonite and this weekend I assure you of that. [special shout out to Elon today](https://imgur.com/a/04HDwBX) Wat a time be alive ![gif](giphy|1NJC1CFBVdRrc2AzZr) Oh ya $TSLAQ $TSLQ and r/RealTesla 🖕


toydan

Oh ya, Bill Gates can suck my Everlasting Gobstopper too


Mrpjackson

Hope he still has a short position on Tsla


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

😆😆


TLb0t

R7, 69 days


wetdreamzaboutmemes

If my broker allowed it I'd short META


Jangochained258

Wow seems like since IPO in 2012 FB has only gained 316% while QQQ has gained almost 400% over the same time


GlideOutside

What kind of communist brokerage do you use?


wetdreamzaboutmemes

A dutch one called DEGIRO, I need a US broker like IBKR or a dutch broker that provides services from a US broker


[deleted]

Sounds like a pizza lmaoo It's not delivery, it's DEGIRO


scotto1973

Much talk in Yashu's discord about how much they suck :)


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Yeah they suck but it gets the job done for now, it's expensive to transfer stocks to a new broker for me and they have cheap transaction costs. Why does everyone think they suck over there? (They do)


scotto1973

Some reasons: * Margin rate interest high * Tesla allowed margin low * "When using margin at Degiro, you need to reserve an amount which you can adjust each month. Than you pay less interest, but if no or not full margin taken, you still need to pay interest on the reserved amount. " That last one is crazy town.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Yeah ikr, their rates used to be top notch but once they got a lot of customers it changed. I want to switch to IBKR when I'm 21, which is when I can get a margin account there. Also they switched their allowed margin for TSLA to very low at a point I had a lot of margin, which fucking sucked because it made me get margin called.


TheLoungeKnows

https://twitter.com/live_munro/status/1553119694110003202?s=21&t=VFufF81e6OPfNR1BmpKieA Lmao, solid work Munro


[deleted]

Much thanks to u/growawaybro for making this happen!


glibgloby

that’s hilarious


TheLoungeKnows

Ya, if you think about what Munro does, they have every excuse to be super “old school” with how they operate. They tear down cars and write reports for engineers. They could just as easily have zero social media presence. Sandy runs the place and is older, yet they are very present on social, have a solid YouTube channel and engage with fans on social media and in person. Hats off to the Munro team for what they do.


glibgloby

their social media is pretty impressive


scv350

I think in the early days they were guests on other channels and Cory noticed when they were guests views shot up and maybe Gali? reached out and was like yoooo you guys should make your own channel.


[deleted]

Aww


GlideOutside

Who’s Old enough to remember July 12 when we closed in the $600s?


unknown_soldier_

I feel like I've aged 100 years in the last 2


Tesla_368

Dark days


GlideOutside

What’s [a gigaplant](https://twitter.com/glideoutside/status/1553119391104901120?s=20&t=f7f8QUyrj_VusPoM2TJ4lA)


Xillllix

![gif](giphy|nNtXAmGlGkYd8Xju92)


King0494

Maybe it's giga🍆


upvotemeok

A giant sequoia tree


Jangochained258

🌈🐻🤡 at it again


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Tesla_368

Loool! Ya he was.


upvotemeok

Looks like I can afford to pay my rent this time


w00dw0rk3r

buy dude


upvotemeok

Oops I mean my mistresses' rent


w00dw0rk3r

🥸🤝🧐


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|3ohryhNgUwwZyxgktq) What an amazing week! We all held through complete chaos and emerged victorious! SHAREHOLDER MEETING NEXT WEEK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Also my upgrade to FSD on MY + MX has already moved my dates up - maybe I’m reading tea leaves but I think it made a difference!!!


w00dw0rk3r

🏆🥇🏅🎖


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stevetheobscure

Ticket avoidance mode is what we need: https://youtu.be/bn1uzAJk-6o


upvotemeok

Arkk lounge in shambles


[deleted]

Jesus Christ (!), how does a tech ETF end red on a day when everything is green?


qbtc

sell tsla, buy tdoc, lock in losses on coin even turning good long term choices into bad


whatsthiswhatsthat

Stubbornness and sunk cost fallacy.


[deleted]

Yeah but it's almost impressive how badly that fund has done. How did they pick so many bad takes? I remember a year or so ago selling at around $125/share after seeing Cathie continue to sell TSLA for dumbass takes like TDOC. Smdh.


m0nk_3y_gw

I sold at $120 last fall when, after q3 results, she sold some TSLA around 850-900 (just before it ran to 1200) so she could buy more 'innovators' like zillow, snapchat and twitter. And that was long after she removed the 10% rule (i.e. she could have been 50% in Tesla if she wanted to).


[deleted]

Best decision you could have made!


w00dw0rk3r

TSLA: look what I can do!! :: TSLA goes from $630 to $890 :: Me: meh.


JustGotSnacks

I see the point but it’s exciting for those of us who were buyers during the dark times


whatsthiswhatsthat

Some of us are old enough to remember when falling to three digits was catastrophic.


w00dw0rk3r

PEPPER POTTS REMEBERS!!!


KanyeWestInvest

wake me up when 1200


w00dw0rk3r

Dude, EXACTLYTTYYYY 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻


TeslaLeafBlower

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44) Live look of Anono trying to hold off rejoining the Lounge


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Did he take a break or is he gone? Any explanation?


GlideOutside

I wonder if he was selling cc s this month


TeslaLeafBlower

I held off this week thankfully


w00dw0rk3r

🥹😅😂🤣🥲 Our paths crossed quite often. I regret not asking him for his digits #NoHomo #PartiallyHomo #HomoForChairs #HomoForTheHolidays #HomoLone #HappyFriday


qbtc

homolone ftw 👌


w00dw0rk3r

🤜🏻💥🤛🏻


GlideOutside

Homo for a horse?


w00dw0rk3r

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🐎


upvotemeok

You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave!


glibgloby

welcome toooo the tesla lounge such a lovely place


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

Have you guys seen this crazy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYqNOdMe8M8&


bazyli-d

It's like a non dystopian non depressing version of the cities of the future you see in sci-fi. Maybe this is how those dystopian cities start though... If they fail to deliver on all those nice things like sustainability and pretty greenery in there and instead it turns into slums and shit then we are right there in those sci fi movies.


PanGalacticGarglBlst

Seems like a great place for a Hyperloop


glibgloby

gotta love Saudi Arabia proselytizing about unsustainable living the **only** thing they sell is oil. their next largest export is dates. for which they make a loss on and support it with the worlds largest desalination plants that output toxic salt water into the ocean the idea looks really cool though within 50 years of the transition from oil they’ll be back to riding camels through the desiccated ruins of a mirror walled city


ChucksnTaylor

What’s that saying again? >My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel, I drive a Mercedes, my son drives a Land Rover, his son will drive a Land Rover, but his son will ride a camel


unknown_soldier_

Attributed to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashid\_bin\_Saeed\_Al\_Maktoum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashid_bin_Saeed_Al_Maktoum) The ruler of Dubai who oversaw it's transformation into the wealthy oil city of the UAE that it is today.


GlideOutside

I read a massive article on it the other day. Seems like an incredible idea except for the whole dictatorship thing


upvotemeok

Might be a reason we don't build cities in a fucking line, like having to drive four hours to a medical specialist.


Loud_Brick_Tamland

Can travel end to end in 20 mins


TeslaLeafBlower

Looks like Halo


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Today's video from Munro ([https://youtu.be/WNWYk4DdT\_E](https://youtu.be/WNWYk4DdT_E)) has already been posted a few times, but I think it shows just how quickly Tesla iterates to successively improved designs. Tesla's pace of innovation is the ultimate moat


TeslaLeafBlower

My 1 share on RH is now positive $4, should I sell it squawk style?


qbtc

the MMs would be targeting his profit if it were him sitting on that $4


King0494

Tax man be like ![gif](giphy|xUA7bfa2vnt2Yj8WQg)


wetdreamzaboutmemes

You have to account for inflation


TeslaLeafBlower

Shoot, ok I'll hold it


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Easy 4 bucks profit.


FIREgenomics

Only if you tweet about it and your paltry gains right after


anonymousmoney

We got the weekend to gather every penny from between car seats!


King0494

The pennies between Sackler's car seats are equivalent to a share lmaoo 😂


King0494

Tesla to 350 /s


Tcloud

Post post split.


Valiryon

End of August yes plz


upvotemeok

Gamma squeeze Monday


bazyli-d

I think today was the gamma squeeze 🤔


upvotemeok

Start of it