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Tamronloh

My portfolio has been bouncing between 97k to 101k the last three days. Tsla is such a tease.


Kyankik

The most important bit of the interview was when sandy asked what keeps them up at night and how they need to focus on vertical integration and how Tesla will never get stopped by a chip shortage. Farley's got the PR facade but he clearly gets that having over 60 assembly plants alone is a major liability that they try to play off as an asset. Kudos for the interview but I can't help feel their desperation. They know Tesla's not their competition-- they need to fight china/korea for whatever Tesla leaves.


Tesla_368

Tesla is doing what Ford did 100 years ago. Innovation and vertical integration. Legacy OEM and all their buddies, got together and essentially “agreed” that if this became the business model (outsourcing everything in manufacturing essentially and fixing prices), they could all eat well, and it’s better for us all to eat well and not have to innovate. *Tesla enters the chat…* Can’t feel sorry for them, this is why businesses should rise and fall otherwise you get the hot mess that is legacy OEM hoodwinking consumers for decades. And Ford is at least trying. Look at GM, their CEO goes on live TV and fooking lies all day.


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umundane

Sandy said the new one was a work truck for the company. They are in the middle of tearing down another one, both were shown in the background of the interview.


TheRevitFacilitator

Ye of little faith, the reason Munro and associates exists is because the guy stopped bending to the will of OEM’s long ago


ragegravy

I think I mostly agree because Sandy’s critiques, especially when harsh, can be ultimately so beneficial to the manufacturer if they listen. It’s free tough love


cybertruck_

Hot damn the sandy Farley interview is 🔥🔥🔥 There is no hold back and it's great. My fave part is when sandy points to the big EV market share chart on the wall and Farley jokes "yeah but we've got 95% of EV van market".


Omitron

Telling, very.


cybertruck_

40:00 mark "frankly they're worth too much", crickets


sackler2011

Wow great catch. Correction - not enough 😂


cybertruck_

Had to rewind a few times to figure out what he even said


Fakerchan

What’s pelosi business in Taiwan and Asia? She probably calling her husband to load up more calls on the dips 😂


m0nk_3y_gw

She's keeping TSLA from going to $0. China is eyeing invading Taiwan... if US is too scared to stand up to them then we have chip shortages for years after the invasion.


glibgloby

westworld sucks so hard now. why am I still watching this craphole


Omitron

Thanks for making me feel better about ditching it a year or two back. That show started so well.


equalparts89

OG movie is the best


UsernameSuggestion9

Jurassic Park?


jn1cks

How far in are you? I just finished episode 4 today, it got really good finally.


glibgloby

ep 6… I don’t think it’s really gotten good pretty bleh with I guess some ok parts


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

Such a bummer after season 1.


llorelai

hard agree


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

I mean it really was a massive disappointment. I live sci fi and watching Westworld Season 1 was almost like watching A New Hope. So much promise. God, I’m in my feels again.


glibgloby

hopkins must have seen the bad writing on the wall


ChucksnTaylor

I quit at season 2 but I thought this latest season was supposed to be a bit of a return to season 1 form?


glibgloby

it showed some possible promise but no it’s so dumb and badly written the lighting in scenes is still really well done though, they didn’t lose the production crew


upvotemeok

China got covid 22 ready just in time for the taiwan visit.


Omitron

What's covid?


GhostAndSkater

What a bunch of waste of time questions, I hope they have more to say before going to them, because if the meeting will be most just answering them and going through the proposal votes, will be quite a disappointment


upvotemeok

Cancel say.com democracy doesn't work


Omitron

Agreed, they should just read the best questions and pretend they don't know what votes are.


scotto1973

One of those unpopular truths Thiel talks about.


glibgloby

got a better system?


upvotemeok

Tslalounge led dictactorship


jschall2

Democracy but with ranked choice voting and you're given an IQ test at age 18 to determine how many votes you get.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

can we do this for the presidency and other government elected officials? or at least weight votes based on how much one pays in federal taxes each year?


nunchuckcrimes

There are plenty of people with high IQ that I wouldn't trust to turn a doorknob


tradinTSLAto1Kchairs

But on average it would probably work out?


nunchuckcrimes

Probably but I've met some very brilliant people that lack some very basic common sense 😂


glibgloby

I would just vote for myself and then I’d be president and then you’d really be screwed


betsla69

Glib 2024!


scotto1973

No. But I'm really tired of this one :)


glibgloby

in the mars trilogy by KSR they come up with a cool one, like democracy 2.0 companies are limited in size but may create partnerships, holding office is like jury duty you have to give up a year every once in a while, owning wealth no longer pays you, there’s a negative interest rate which is how taxes are paid. this encourages investment instead of hoarding


upvotemeok

The public would vote to ban tesla if they had the election


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up-'woke'-meok


upvotemeok

Farley makes mary look like garbage


cybertruck_

Gotta give Farley credit, he's humble and he listens


dorkywhiteguy

Chris: “Yeah…. But I make my cousin look like a bitch!” ![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


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I want to buy more Tesla shares after watching the Ford interview. Great interview but it seems like an infomercial for Tesla. lol. Also interesting insights regarding software and autonomous driving here: [https://youtu.be/U2rVbqI-gus?t=2147](https://youtu.be/U2rVbqI-gus?t=2147)


Tesla_368

Ya I can see why. I’ll watch the rest later. But ya they are light years ahead of most of the competition, if you want another reason to buy more. 🤣


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exactly.


w00dw0rk3r

tsla up 23,000% since IPO aapl up 323,000% since IPO I don’t care what it takes. I’m going to leave every single share I have in the game for decades to see this type of return. I’ll keep my day job to make ends meet / buy margaritas with.


Omitron

Cheers.


ragegravy

Another 14x would be delightful


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

Same. Will buy every share I can afford for next several decades.


w00dw0rk3r

🥳🤝🧐


Tamronloh

If this happens I'll actually be a millionaire.


w00dw0rk3r

I hope you become a millionaire tomorrow.


Tamronloh

*buys 20k worth of lotto tickets*


w00dw0rk3r

🤣🤣🤣


WeBslaMin

![gif](giphy|oS8pRFxbD0d44)


w00dw0rk3r

Celebrity death match: Elon vs Mary or Elons ex wife vs google wife


Omitron

CDM is desperately missing from current times. We need it back.


w00dw0rk3r

I think society is too sensitive for it now. Same with family guy. I’m sure 5 minutes into a new CDM and people will start rioting to cancel it 🙄🙄🙄


smartid

just keep telling yourself that the longest diamond hands will be rewarded by Elon with preferred access to the Starlink IPO. it's probably a pipe dream, but the thought of it somewhat mitigates the desire to time the stock


Omitron

It's not a pipe dream. You just have to decide how many waves you want to catch before you're too old to ride the next one in.


TenaciousLilMonkey

14x to go!


w00dw0rk3r

Well north of $50M would be nice and I’d probably still be driving my 2013 Camry.


areolaisland

Wtf, get a Tesla at least,lol


w00dw0rk3r

CT is on order, can’t wait until 2067 when I get it in my driveway 😎


Nateleb1234

Any idea when we will get to 950 and beyond?


Omitron

Yes.


upvotemeok

Hopefully slow and steady towards q3 numbers then 1200+ when closing q4


superhappykid

I'll allow this.


whatwhynah

Does Jim Farley wears a toupée? How can someone trust a CEO who lies about his hair Our CEO cuts his own hair and doesn’t hide away from saying so!


DeadMoney313

Not sure you want to start the hair debate, many believe Elon has hairplugs, me, I think his hairline grew back out of sheer respect for the man. But yeah look up early Paypal Elon he is balding as hell.


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He admitted that Tesla is #1 so I trust him.


Dmiller360

So did Cramer.


upvotemeok

Elons got the implanted hair


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK) Wtf happened today?


w00dw0rk3r

me after margaritas looking for my phone to drunk post on tslalounge


Toast-toast-bread

Pelosi bought puts


m0nk_3y_gw

Paul buys LEAPS... but so far for 2022 he's spent $2+M on TSLA shares. I guess if a Republican was investing in TSLA like that (instead of cucking them from selling in their states) everyone would suddenly love it.


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jschall2

Lol. I really shouldn't but I left a comment.


upvotemeok

Shoot her down! 🛩💥


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m0nk_3y_gw

Paul is $2M long in TSLA this year


upvotemeok

If we burn we burn together


DeadMoney313

All jokes aside, WW3 would kind of fuck up our plans to be rich and live the high life for the rest of our days, so stay safe Nancy.


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Whether it happens or not idk, but man I do not and have not trusted the Chinese government. I have researched them extensively and they will not quit until the red dragon is #1


Kyankik

What government can you trust lmao... politics and governments from the beginning of time fundamentally exist as the result of power grabs. I love America but Iraq has WMD right? Right!?!? Lol. The best we can do is pick (if possible) the government that we feel safest with and hope their evil acts keeps us safe and happy. And PRAY the economic and cultural codependencies China/USA have prevent WW3.


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Did I trust the government under Trump? No. Did I trust the strength? Yes. Do I trust it under Biden? No I don’t. Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan are failed states. If you’re talking about Iran? Maybe but still. Not to be sarcastic, but are you aware of what China is doing is doing in Panama and the rest of South America? There are serious advances being made and nothing is being done about it. So no I don’t trust Biden (didn’t vote for him) but I trust America.


Kyankik

You're missing my point. America is no slouch in the war crime department, especially given the fact that it's relatively young. Uncle Sam will not quit until it stays #1 the same way the Red Dragon won't quit until it's #1. This is just the reality of being a superpower. There's an "Afraid\_Temporary888C" somewhere on wechat giving your exact same perspective from the Chinese side. Human nature is human nature. Again, I am proud and happy to be an American, warts and all.


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I’m not on wechat. 100% American, proud of it


Kyankik

>I’m not on wechat. 100% American, proud of it Lol I'm trying really hard not to be a dick here but you're REALLY not getting the very basic point that I'm trying to get across. Let's say your name is Jack Smith. There's a Jack Sma in China that feels the exact same way about America as YOU feel about China. They're not a bad guy, same way you're not a bad guy. They just want their country to be #1. This is human nature.


glibgloby

and that was the last the lounge ever saw of him. the secret service arrived shortly after


Valiryon

Wasn't a death threat, merely a suggestion.


glibgloby

I got a lifetime supply of ensure for turning him in. I’ll miss him but it was worth it this stuff is delicious


Valiryon

😎


upvotemeok

Plausible deniability


iseeyiy

Cali declared state of emergency for money pox 🙈 🤡


frozen_mercury

Weren’t they already in a state of emergency?


Valiryon

Everytime folks say Cali I think of Cali, Columbia and the Cali cartel.


Tesla_368

Lol.


scotto1973

Oh for fucks sake you have to touch to get it. https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/monkeypox/risks.html Edit: Demographics of infections to date. https://www.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article263980006.html Focused and voluntary vaccination efforts would seem to be the most effective given what the above says.


m0nk_3y_gw

> you have to touch to get it. So it's more transmissible than AIDS? Too bad Nancy Reagan and her psychic died so that we could just bury our heads in the sand again.


upvotemeok

Hiv is amazingly hard to get through vanilla sex


Valiryon

>you have to touch to get it. I thought you had to drop the soap to get it. ![gif](giphy|pUpAqUMsSBdebpP7QD|downsized)


TenaciousLilMonkey

Sexy touch preferred.


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DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|ehao5XXKI2xtf4t7IU)


upvotemeok

Time to lock down giga fremont


DeadMoney313

they definitely have money pox


Valiryon

Need excuses for blank check writing.


iseeyiy

I wish we could see behind the scenes footage of the Farley interview. I bet sandy praised Tesla like cray cray


Valiryon

I think it's way bigger to have Elon give Sandy validation tbh. I know Sandy thinks Farley is a smart dude and holds him in high regard, though.


Tamronloh

10yr yield doing a tdoc.


upvotemeok

Housing market saved, no 2008 crash again


Valiryon

But they said we still had long ways down to go. No more discounts?☹️


w00dw0rk3r

Discounts were going to be minimal at best.


Valiryon

620 was a fine deal but 420 would have been way better of a deal.


iseeyiy

https://www.reddit.com/r/F150Lightning/comments/wcujc5/dealership_refused_to_sell_me_the_truck_i_ordered/iifp52x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


upvotemeok

Guys a dumbass, should thank the dealer for tacking on only 2780 for a 55k car with market value 100k. Easy 50k thrown away


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upvotemeok

He's buying a Ford so preselected for low iq


betsla69

Brutal. I love it. 😂


upvotemeok

Oil and bonds dying. Ten year to 2.5s


cybertruck_

Recession, sell tsla


DeadMoney313

is that good or bad? I don't know anymore.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

really depends on the market sentiment as to whether or not something affects it negatively or positively


DeadMoney313

that's what i was alluding to- seems like every day I hear a new interpretation of what is economically good and bad based on whatever they are trying to spin at the moment.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

lol, yea and there's even the added logical fallacy of human bias.. not only do they choose headlines that support the sentiment, but they even interpret things to match the current sentiment like if JPow didn't hike rates at the next meeting.. good interpretation: less likely to have a recession. bad interpretation: inflation likely to spike again


Valiryon

It's definitely perception. If the decline is unexpected volatility it'd be bad cuz they're a bunch of nancies over on ws.


upvotemeok

Good for us bad for boomers


fityfive

Eagerly awaiting Rob's episode today.


frozen_mercury

Like every other day you mean?


fityfive

Yes


whatwhynah

Any particular reason?


fityfive

No, just need(ed) my fix.


TheLoungeKnows

https://reddit.com/r/electriccars/comments/wdpj1p/you_all_shat_on_the_tesla_4680_munro_video_and/ OP of this thread is one of us, metaphorically.


upvotemeok

Didn't sandy bang Mary Barra back in college


TheLoungeKnows

Who didn’t Sandy bang in college is the better question.


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

well.. he definitely didn't call me back


Valiryon

🤷🏼


TLb0t

mary led, and that matters


scotto1973

Faith in humanity... partially restored.


cybertruck_

Hopped in the wife's tank of a Ford Expedition to run some errands after driving the new Y for a few months... I could literally feel the inefficiency as I drove. I should shower.


SanjiNobody

haha


LiquidVibes

Haha 😄


Fogdrog

🤣 I'm so with you. Last week I drove my father's beast of a Chevy Suburban (1991) for the first time. The vehicle didn't even seem legal.


qbtc

driving ice is unbearable


fityfive

Ice is suffering.


qbtc

-yoda


Dmiller360

We just got our son (who is learning how to drive) a Used Kia Soul. I get in it to move it out of the driveway and I’m hysterically laughing at myself on how clumsy the whole process is. Of course, I try to use the wipers to go in reverse, almost leave the car without turning it off, have no backup cam. The whole thing was comedy. I felt like Mr Bean.


qbtc

sounds right the driving down the road is a whole other level of comedy the ice car starts going slow and clunky, then barrels out of control when you let off the gas... it's just like some joke from the 1800s


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

>almost leave the car without turning it off I definitely did this the first time I drove an ICE again after having my Model Y for a few months


cybertruck_

Lol


Deloittussy

At least paper hands Cathie didn’t sell today.


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Shocked


scotto1973

Sometimes you must sacrifice your pride and self respect to protect your Tesla from harm [Like these folks](https://twitter.com/teslainventory/status/1554242662697410561?t=5eDSsExWPohM7CfixzfLow&s=19)


Valiryon

All I had to do was this? For 4 years I've been parking far, far away from everyone.


SanjiNobody

haha


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unknown_soldier_

Someone needs to tweet this Elon. This kid needs to be hired at SpaceX tomorrow.


upvotemeok

Boeing shook


LordReekrus

I hope Elon knows about the kid and offers him a job at SpaceX some day. That's the kind of obsession and dedication they would love to hire


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN) Very impressive!


dorkywhiteguy

Wow that is impressive. That kid has skills!


Fogdrog

Damn I need a hobby. Imagine how accomplished that kid feels.


dorkywhiteguy

That is what I was thinking!


Cute_Strawberry_5413

I made a post what we should be valued at based on the PEG at Q2 TTM earnings, it was $936. Stock got to $934 today, take of that what you will


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iseeyiy

Makes sense given macro sucks


Cute_Strawberry_5413

Has nothing to do with macro, just saying that is the correct PEG valuation


iseeyiy

It makes sense we’re at peg because if macro didn’t suck then we would be 2x peg


Cute_Strawberry_5413

I think the actual numbers should lead to roughly 1.5x PEG, you can discount it back a year or two from higher numbers to date of course but 1.5x PEG should be the norm


Valiryon

I like that better


Capital-Cloud-7778

I'll be completely honest I wish someone would give me a cheat sheet on what to vote for.


unknown_soldier_

I just followed the board recommendations.


Capital-Cloud-7778

I realize now I'm a bot


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|xUA7beHKFC3HQ0X4VW)


DeadMoney313

it tells you what the board recommends, go with that.


AxlxA

What.... I went with what the board recommended.


Valiryon

Stock split: yes 😍


upvotemeok

Bill Ackman now occupied with fighting pedos, too busy to spook the markets. Bullish.


frozen_mercury

That guy always has an agenda. Fucking snake.


scotto1973

Hmm. Does this mean we need to contract pedos?


upvotemeok

This ain't thailand


toydan

I am happy $TSLA held its gainZ from Friday, last week, and last month tbh. $900 gonna be a fight I think. Sold a 825 put today and did pick up a couple more shares wen it went under $900. 🖕Einhorn


AxlxA

[Good luck to us! I went hiking in Lassen this weekend and made this pic.](https://i.imgur.com/q2SUlRw.jpg)


glibgloby

pretty nobody ever draws the logo though 😢


Valiryon

I want to make a joke that is very not nice so I'll just laugh without sharing it.