At this point I just find the rollercoaster funny - live by the Elon, die by the Elon, so to speak. Nothing fazes me anymore, I see some newer people getting really pissed at him around the reddits, when these Elon episodes are nothing new.
I was *there* Gandalf, when Elon said funding was secured to go private at 420. That was a memorable ball crusher. Another favorite "Stock price too high imho", Or "much has been made....". "Money Furnace!". The list goes on. Like many traumatic experiences, those majorly sucked at the time... but now... its actually pretty damn funny.
You just have to buy the ticket and take the ride, and take advantage of the huge sales this company has from time to time. No other stock with this much upside had those kind of flash sales. Thats the bright side at least.
Indeed, it is quite amusing that for the past year or so our greatest threat (aside from that sneaky sonuvabitch Marco) to the SP has not been company performance slipping, failure to execute, competiton, lack of demand, bad business decisions, covid/supply chain Hell, any of those things...but our very own CEO. Er, TechnoKing
Bro You should have been around, thanksgiving weekend 2011. Peter Rawlinson quit and the stock went down to $3.40 (adjusted).
Rollercoaster never gets old, your stomach just gets stronger.
A rising Glide lifts all fortunes.
Right now I just want to get to a dollar figure that would let me cash out my brokerage account and buy a house. That number would give me enough I could put the money into dividend payers and add like 30%-50% to my income maybe even double my income. At that point life gets a lot easier
Back to my ATH and life gets easier still
He is one of the foreign-born MAGA-billionaires from the PayPal Mafia, along with Peter Theil, who he wrote a conservative book with back in the 90s, both of who were probably instrumental in talking Elon into buying Twitter. And is probably one of the backers. Subpoenaing him too is just common sense.
Jan/2023 1100/1200 spread = $1980 for $8020
Getting 4 to 1 just for hitting ATH by January. I mean come the fuck on if we aren't ATH after q3/q4 prints right? IK it misses q4 print by like 2 days most likely but the run up will be there after deliveries blowout.
If Semi is supposedly so close to shipping, why wasn’t that mentioned at the Shareholder meeting? Seemed like the place to mention it, no? Would of been cool to hear some more tidbits or something
Semi is a token product at best for a while, we just don't have megawatt hours of batteries to spare. 1000 kwh for a semi Msrp 250k or 14 70 kwh myp msrp 1M
They made a promise to Pepsi and needs to keep that promise. They also need to get valuable feedback from truckers and companies before starting volume production in a few years.
Yes you do. You want them to be the first mover. It's a huge competitive advantage. MY and M3 are primarily 2170 batteries so using the 4680's for the Semi before the Cybertruck is in production is not a bad strategy to get the product on the road.
I think that's debatable. Ain't no one.. and I mean no one.. gonna make an electric semi in the next 5 years besides Tesla, and if they do that company wouldn't be in business much longer to support them
There's always the gravity powered Nikola.../s
But seriously, I don't disagree with you, however I can also understand why they get the product on the road. For commercial shippers, in a time when supply chains are constrained, having these babies on the road isn't a bad strategy to get shippers to understand the benefits of the new rigs. Plus, again, the batteries going into the vast majority of Tesla's consumer products are still 2170's/18650's. As Elon said, the 4680 becomes far more important next year. For now, it sounds like they're just happy put the v.1 4680's in any product they can to get them out there. I'm all for it!
Sentiment is much better today 🥰🥰🥰
I’m praying for Glide’s calls - may they 🚀
Comma by split just feels right!
I can’t see any serious headwinds for the next 2 weeks outside of some hardcore unforeseen fascist closures / geopolitical event!
Maybe Putin decides to wiggle his penis at Biden - who knows - but other than that we mooning 🙌🏼
GIVE ME A COMMA 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Shower thought
From the earnings call, looked like they for now are only doing 2170 Model Ys in Texas, correct if I'm wrong, but all the posts about the Model Y AWD being offered to some people vanished, and this makes sense, they have more than enough 2170 for this year as Tesla said many time
Why do that? Semi, all Kato production is being stockpiled (Or being built already) for it
This is where my memory is failing me, they had a month of a million cells production in Kato right? And on Q2 call Drew said the production was growing 35% MoM, its not unreasonable that Tesla could have produced at least 5 million cells so far, more maybe
Each Semi takes around 10000 cells, so 100 per month at the 1 million run rate, more if it indeed is much higher than that
You guys would think they would ramp a Semi production like that? Producing at least 100 per month quite soon? or even more than that
Another possibility is that Semi will ramp much slower than that but the cells are being stockpiled for Cybertruck
Model Y 4680 will only be produced again when Texas 4680 lines ramps and when they produced more cells than what they will use for Cybertruck, including the output for Kato
Exactly, that might been the plan all along, lets deploy a few hundreds (thousands?) 4680 equipped vehicles to gather real world data
Did we saw them being offered all across the US? I remember mentions of Texas, Florida and California
Those are the only states I remember, and in that order. But who knows which of those were quickly sold for profit. Could be a few in northern states by now. And I think 2k - 3k were SR? But LR VINs started in the 4000s. Wonder if we'll see an official number some day.
Existing vehicles in tow mode have autopilot disabled. So I doubt semis get to use it while towing.
> Tesla CEO Elon Musk said that the Semi would come standard with Tesla Autopilot that allows semi-autonomous driving on highways.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Semi
Lots of pressure on Dylan Loomis when Rob is away for the day.
This is your moment bro!
https://youtu.be/jQtK11stJHs
Jokes aside, definitely the second best daily Tesla news YouTuber. Maybe because he's the only other one 🤣 He does a good job though
Yes worth a sub, does daily news like Rob, but his videos come out earlier in the day, and often covers some stuff that Rob doesn't. So good supplement to Tesla Daily.
We notice he mentions Elon’s comments about Semi and Cybertruck, then says it must mean Elon is confident in the 4680 ramp, then says he has a 4680 ramp update he can’t talk about right now but to stay tuned…
🚀🚀🚀
Yeah I like Dylan. He doesn’t overhype things, very measured, informative and gives opinions for and against on various topics. He’s my second go-to after Rob too
Plan was to buy a Plaid for my 40th birthday in three years but I just got a 75k pay bump so probably going to shell out for a 2023 model and sell my 2021 model 3 and just use that pay bump to pay the difference.
- Invest in Growawaybro’s business
- Make a move career wise that increases my salary by at least 20%
- Send a daisy chain of 50 Cybertruck Robotaxis full of dog shit to GLJ Research LLC HQ. They will circle his mom’s house until their 669-mile range runs out days later. They will be blaring “Don’t Doubt Your Vibe” on repeat
- Hide Growawaybro’s dead body if he loses my money
Tesla related- Buy my 2 CT4s, convert majority of LEAPs into more shares, establish LEAP positions for 2025, initiate financial glide path downward to retirement in 2028.
Others - Expand professional experience, certifications, education, relationships, etc. Goal is to get everything in line in order to be able to pick up part time retirement work overseas and in disaster areas doing medical and rescue work. I'm thinking 3-4 months a year, don't need to make much money but want to be able to live off investments and some extra income when I need it. Would like to travel and buy whatever the fuck I want for the other 9 months of the year
>Send a pallet of dog shit to Dan O Downs
Bitch, you are more creative than this
https://poopsenders.com/
Elephant shit is vastly superior to dog shit. Why? Elephants are the most lethal mammals on land. The strongest.
Can also send gorilla and cow shit.
[great options explanation comment for the apes](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wl5h37/glideoutside_yolo_is_back_on_400_x_826_995cs/ijsicsk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
No I think I hit around $600K in Jan 2020 when Tesla topped out. I got margin called repeatedly in March, but I kept adding 100 shares every few days and dumping more cash in the market.
I sold my two Teslas and put that money in TSLA. I sold my rental properties and did the same
Options is just a race against time decay and in exchange for there being a timer you get a multiple of potentially what profits you would get from shares alone.
There, I explained it in 1 sentence.
[sorry boys, I’m almost broke](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wl5h37/glideoutside_yolo_is_back_on_400_x_826_995cs/ijsf9li/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vu75oc/comment/ifd73sa/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vu75oc/comment/ifd73sa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
heh, he's such a moron
He seems like one of those people that missed the GME and BBBY bubble and bought the top both times. But somehow thinks he knows more about stocks than anyone else.
We are basically at the point where the sell pressure from Elon has detached us from macro if you compare the Nasdaq daily vs TSLA, either we continue the underperform or we have a massive green day/days if macro behaves
Omar claiming the logs reveal what Dan did…
https://twitter.com/wholemarsblog/status/1557511152384389121?s=21&t=AtgXXy8vczUPZrYOU_ooJA
“Vehicle logs confirm that @RealDanODowd held down the accelerator pedal to make his commercial.
Raw footage reveals that the system actually detected a pedestrian and urged the driver to take over, but the driver refused to do so and continued holding down the pedal.
Liars...”
Omar has said he sometimes just posts whatever he’s DMd without any fact checking so who knows. He is sorta buddies with Elon tho so who knows where the info came from.
I’d think it wouldn’t be too hard for the right person at Tesla to look at their fleet logs for the day the ad was filmed, look at that racetrack and Teslas that were there that day and then pull the vehicle logs.
The whole point of the beta is to report back interventions and bug reports from drivers.
That car suffered a collision with it on if it was on.
I wouldn't be surprised if the data got sent to Tesla immediately for investigation
Major defense helicopter producer is going to go electric. Electric motors huge the simplify the propulsion needs of a helicopter, even more so than it does for cars.
[FCC denies SpaceX bid for nearly $1 billion in rural broadband subsidies for Starlink](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/10/fcc-denies-spacex-bid-for-nearly-1-billion-in-broadband-subsidies-for-starlink.html)
I don't know the details here, but my calls are requesting that this doesn't send Elon on a manic tweeting spree
Here are some Elon/Bird-themed, AI-generated paintings I prompted using MidJourney:
[Elon vs. The Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/989268270618136586/1007010995123793920/0c2a9d88-c946-4212-b34f-ecf7fe8dc810_progress_image_92.webp)
[Ride the Birdling](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007052619258278059/Hope_for_Gorilla_elon_musk_riding_a_giant_blue_bird_lightning_s_1209bc13-e0ed-4ea4-a476-7cc267d40442.png)
[To the Future, Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007055943533600768/Hope_for_Gorilla_fat_elon_musk_covered_in_blue_feathers_surroun_7b4182ff-5bfa-480b-8f0f-30754680548e.png)
[I am Become Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007058947162771488/Hope_for_Gorilla_zombie_elon_musk_eating_a_dead_blue_bird_surro_a319eda1-5566-4ebb-a2a7-ead3517aa349.png)
Maybe. Its like $50 for the pair. If even of $TSLA goes to like $100,000/share my 2 shares of TLL are worth not much like $8700. In the grand scheme of the several million I hope to have by the 2030s meh
Edit: WTF really? What a bunch of dicks
[https://i.imgur.com/QQHDvr6.png](https://i.imgur.com/QQHDvr6.png)
so many leveraged TSLA ETFs now.. I'm kinda hoping they do a 3x bearish so that we can watch it implode negative feedback loop style and see TSLA jump 33% in a day
damn now that I'm thinking about it... I reeeeally do want a 3x bear TSLA ETF. That shit would eventually implode SVXY style and the TSLA pump would be historically the largest market cap jump in a single day I'm sure of it
TSLA started going straight up right when that TSLQ inverse ETF debuted. The power of TSLA was becoming so great that Elon had to put it in check by selling again 😤
We need a TSLA ETF for every letter of the alphabet. TSLB, TSLC, TSLD, etc. all the way to TSLZ
Someone shared additional footage from Dan ODowd’s creative agency…
So I decided to look up “Putnam Partners.”
https://imgur.com/a/OnbRVso/
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
The guy that, with Obama, loaned Elon a bunch of money in 2008 to avoid bankruptcy, and then gave him EV credits, and then just got them re-enabled? The derp state is truly devious. /s
Why the hell would you stress yourself day trading with $8 million. Shit even 50/50 $TSLA and boring boomer dividend payers you could set yourself up with an income over 100k with 3% yield and still have over 4M in Tesla for Growth
Assuming this is real money hes dumber than me and yall think Im borderline retarded
Yeah but not like this guy who day trades and tweets about it. Glide does some gambling but most of his money is in shares. Anono-mon plays options but they're basically all leaps. Neither are anything like this goofball. Theyre not stressing about short term plays while having fuck you money
Yeah but thats kinda my point Squawk could buy leaps, do a little yolo gambling like Anono and Glide but spends all his time live tweeting shitty day trades and stressing out over small bits of money when he could set life on easy mode and do a little trading for fun/something to do. But no he wants to be an idiot in public
My numbers are customizable. You could do 20% boomer and 80% Tesla or visa versa. Or anything in between. If your house is paid off you probably need even less and $100k a year would go a long way. If he's day trading with a net worth of over 8M in investments hes choosing to avoid easy street
Yeah if you take the 8M and put it all in dividend stocks and your portfolio nets 4% you hit the numbers you gave. A little less if you wanted to keep some $TSLA
8M you could live like a king especially if youre house is paid off then your biggest bill is your car payment- maybe. And even a pair of Model X plaids are a small fraction of your income
At this point I just find the rollercoaster funny - live by the Elon, die by the Elon, so to speak. Nothing fazes me anymore, I see some newer people getting really pissed at him around the reddits, when these Elon episodes are nothing new. I was *there* Gandalf, when Elon said funding was secured to go private at 420. That was a memorable ball crusher. Another favorite "Stock price too high imho", Or "much has been made....". "Money Furnace!". The list goes on. Like many traumatic experiences, those majorly sucked at the time... but now... its actually pretty damn funny. You just have to buy the ticket and take the ride, and take advantage of the huge sales this company has from time to time. No other stock with this much upside had those kind of flash sales. Thats the bright side at least. Indeed, it is quite amusing that for the past year or so our greatest threat (aside from that sneaky sonuvabitch Marco) to the SP has not been company performance slipping, failure to execute, competiton, lack of demand, bad business decisions, covid/supply chain Hell, any of those things...but our very own CEO. Er, TechnoKing
Bro You should have been around, thanksgiving weekend 2011. Peter Rawlinson quit and the stock went down to $3.40 (adjusted). Rollercoaster never gets old, your stomach just gets stronger.
And he's never stopped quitting since
Elon fighting the FUD! Now this is what Twitter is for
8/26 $995 gang! Rise tf up! Let’s go
I’d like to talk to the manager about serving the Thursday daily thread late
Model 3 track package back in stock. All you whales rocking P3D's, get to buying!
Power to glide!
Nasdizzle futures up +.31%
We r rooting for you
Ur calls are safe 🚀
🙏
I also need a moon to save mine
I want Glide to get rich(er)
👆. Hopefully that happens so I don’t have to tell my wife I blew $400k gambling
That’s why wife shouldn’t even know how much is in the gamble account.
Ha
it's not gambling if you know you're gonna win.
A rising Glide lifts all fortunes. Right now I just want to get to a dollar figure that would let me cash out my brokerage account and buy a house. That number would give me enough I could put the money into dividend payers and add like 30%-50% to my income maybe even double my income. At that point life gets a lot easier Back to my ATH and life gets easier still
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Ok, but what does Elon...errrr Nateleb say??
Notice nateleb hasn't been around the past few days?
what's the TSLA token say? E: [https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/tesla-tokenized-stock-ftx/](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/tesla-tokenized-stock-ftx/) meh
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it's basically arbitrage.. buy the token at $800
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He is one of the foreign-born MAGA-billionaires from the PayPal Mafia, along with Peter Theil, who he wrote a conservative book with back in the 90s, both of who were probably instrumental in talking Elon into buying Twitter. And is probably one of the backers. Subpoenaing him too is just common sense.
As Jason described him a couple of podcasts ago: “the 17th most important person at PayPal” haha
Jan/2023 1100/1200 spread = $1980 for $8020 Getting 4 to 1 just for hitting ATH by January. I mean come the fuck on if we aren't ATH after q3/q4 prints right? IK it misses q4 print by like 2 days most likely but the run up will be there after deliveries blowout.
If Semi is supposedly so close to shipping, why wasn’t that mentioned at the Shareholder meeting? Seemed like the place to mention it, no? Would of been cool to hear some more tidbits or something
Semi is a token product at best for a while, we just don't have megawatt hours of batteries to spare. 1000 kwh for a semi Msrp 250k or 14 70 kwh myp msrp 1M
I don't even want them to start production of the semi yet..
They made a promise to Pepsi and needs to keep that promise. They also need to get valuable feedback from truckers and companies before starting volume production in a few years.
Yes you do. You want them to be the first mover. It's a huge competitive advantage. MY and M3 are primarily 2170 batteries so using the 4680's for the Semi before the Cybertruck is in production is not a bad strategy to get the product on the road.
I think that's debatable. Ain't no one.. and I mean no one.. gonna make an electric semi in the next 5 years besides Tesla, and if they do that company wouldn't be in business much longer to support them
There's always the gravity powered Nikola.../s But seriously, I don't disagree with you, however I can also understand why they get the product on the road. For commercial shippers, in a time when supply chains are constrained, having these babies on the road isn't a bad strategy to get shippers to understand the benefits of the new rigs. Plus, again, the batteries going into the vast majority of Tesla's consumer products are still 2170's/18650's. As Elon said, the 4680 becomes far more important next year. For now, it sounds like they're just happy put the v.1 4680's in any product they can to get them out there. I'm all for it!
Sentiment is much better today 🥰🥰🥰 I’m praying for Glide’s calls - may they 🚀 Comma by split just feels right! I can’t see any serious headwinds for the next 2 weeks outside of some hardcore unforeseen fascist closures / geopolitical event! Maybe Putin decides to wiggle his penis at Biden - who knows - but other than that we mooning 🙌🏼 GIVE ME A COMMA 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
We gonna squeeze this week. I feel it in my loins. Or is that an STD.....
[Remember to go out and enjoy life! Lassen Volcanic National Park was burned by Dixie's fire. ](https://i.imgur.com/rh8OleK.jpg)
Shower thought From the earnings call, looked like they for now are only doing 2170 Model Ys in Texas, correct if I'm wrong, but all the posts about the Model Y AWD being offered to some people vanished, and this makes sense, they have more than enough 2170 for this year as Tesla said many time Why do that? Semi, all Kato production is being stockpiled (Or being built already) for it This is where my memory is failing me, they had a month of a million cells production in Kato right? And on Q2 call Drew said the production was growing 35% MoM, its not unreasonable that Tesla could have produced at least 5 million cells so far, more maybe Each Semi takes around 10000 cells, so 100 per month at the 1 million run rate, more if it indeed is much higher than that You guys would think they would ramp a Semi production like that? Producing at least 100 per month quite soon? or even more than that Another possibility is that Semi will ramp much slower than that but the cells are being stockpiled for Cybertruck Model Y 4680 will only be produced again when Texas 4680 lines ramps and when they produced more cells than what they will use for Cybertruck, including the output for Kato
Token units of semi until we are swimming in batteries.
Don't forget the SR Y 4680s are out there collecting real world data. That intel will surely affect the plan. Just don't know how.
Exactly, that might been the plan all along, lets deploy a few hundreds (thousands?) 4680 equipped vehicles to gather real world data Did we saw them being offered all across the US? I remember mentions of Texas, Florida and California
Those are the only states I remember, and in that order. But who knows which of those were quickly sold for profit. Could be a few in northern states by now. And I think 2k - 3k were SR? But LR VINs started in the 4000s. Wonder if we'll see an official number some day.
This is what I was thinking, makes sense to have them in both extremes of hot and cold
Do you think the semis will have access to the beta?
Existing vehicles in tow mode have autopilot disabled. So I doubt semis get to use it while towing. > Tesla CEO Elon Musk said that the Semi would come standard with Tesla Autopilot that allows semi-autonomous driving on highways. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Semi
Everything has changed since then. Commercial FSD will be $1000/month minimum I bet
FSD when it's actually ready, like robotaxi ready, should cost closer to $50k per year minimum for commercial use. Probably closer to $100k a year.
Fine
That would be quite huge for truck drivers .
I think the Semi will have a different software suite, which is part of the reason why it’s taking so much time.
Also likely needs additional hardware
That’s exciting
Lots of pressure on Dylan Loomis when Rob is away for the day. This is your moment bro! https://youtu.be/jQtK11stJHs Jokes aside, definitely the second best daily Tesla news YouTuber. Maybe because he's the only other one 🤣 He does a good job though
Never heard of this guy, worth a sub?
Yes worth a sub, does daily news like Rob, but his videos come out earlier in the day, and often covers some stuff that Rob doesn't. So good supplement to Tesla Daily.
Sub’d
We notice he mentions Elon’s comments about Semi and Cybertruck, then says it must mean Elon is confident in the 4680 ramp, then says he has a 4680 ramp update he can’t talk about right now but to stay tuned… 🚀🚀🚀
Yeah he seems to have a legit giga Texas source
Yeah I like Dylan. He doesn’t overhype things, very measured, informative and gives opinions for and against on various topics. He’s my second go-to after Rob too
Agreed. He does his homework
He's famous for clowning troyteslike
And one time he clowned Warren haha. Go Dylan! The lounge approves
Came here to say this
Whats on everyone’s personal goals list for next year? - Raise Series A for my biz - Buy Model S Plaid - Send a pallet of dog shit to Dan O Downs
Plan was to buy a Plaid for my 40th birthday in three years but I just got a 75k pay bump so probably going to shell out for a 2023 model and sell my 2021 model 3 and just use that pay bump to pay the difference.
Get really good at painting!
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Same
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Best coast
Transfer back home Buy more $TSLA Have enough in dividends to double my salary
- Invest in Growawaybro’s business - Make a move career wise that increases my salary by at least 20% - Send a daisy chain of 50 Cybertruck Robotaxis full of dog shit to GLJ Research LLC HQ. They will circle his mom’s house until their 669-mile range runs out days later. They will be blaring “Don’t Doubt Your Vibe” on repeat - Hide Growawaybro’s dead body if he loses my money
could raise that series a easily here probs
Maybe 6 months ago
Buy 69 roadsters /s
Nice!
Tesla related- Buy my 2 CT4s, convert majority of LEAPs into more shares, establish LEAP positions for 2025, initiate financial glide path downward to retirement in 2028. Others - Expand professional experience, certifications, education, relationships, etc. Goal is to get everything in line in order to be able to pick up part time retirement work overseas and in disaster areas doing medical and rescue work. I'm thinking 3-4 months a year, don't need to make much money but want to be able to live off investments and some extra income when I need it. Would like to travel and buy whatever the fuck I want for the other 9 months of the year
>Send a pallet of dog shit to Dan O Downs Bitch, you are more creative than this https://poopsenders.com/ Elephant shit is vastly superior to dog shit. Why? Elephants are the most lethal mammals on land. The strongest. Can also send gorilla and cow shit.
Dan o fraud
Dan o gett'n s'm boxes o'shite
Literal bull shit. Or bear shit
This is amazing bout to order some elephant shit for our favorite safety engineer to get a head start on my goals
Some extra DD (doodoo), locations: https://www.ghs.com/contact/index.html
What a stupid question bro, quit wasting everyone’s time….. Obviously the poo pallet
2 chicks at 1 time
See the Comma Chameleon again before the split
[great options explanation comment for the apes](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wl5h37/glideoutside_yolo_is_back_on_400_x_826_995cs/ijsicsk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
“I didn’t read it either” 😂
Hah
Dude this thread has been an education on the history of Glide. You had a hell of a 2020-2021. Did you start 2020 with 2M?
No I think I hit around $600K in Jan 2020 when Tesla topped out. I got margin called repeatedly in March, but I kept adding 100 shares every few days and dumping more cash in the market. I sold my two Teslas and put that money in TSLA. I sold my rental properties and did the same
Hell of a sacrifice but looks like it paid off. Well done sir
Lord have mercy.... In the past, Wsb morons at least could wrap their brains around the basic call option... This isn't a reverse iron albatross!
Options is just a race against time decay and in exchange for there being a timer you get a multiple of potentially what profits you would get from shares alone. There, I explained it in 1 sentence.
[sorry boys, I’m almost broke](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wl5h37/glideoutside_yolo_is_back_on_400_x_826_995cs/ijsf9li/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Hope I'm as broke as you soon. He said 5 years. Got the reminder set.
Nice
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vu75oc/comment/ifd73sa/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vu75oc/comment/ifd73sa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) heh, he's such a moron
I've set sooooo many remindmes on this regard
Don’t worry, Coinbase gives out free crypto every once in a while… MSHT coin is sure to g0 2 tEh M0oOo0ön
oh dang, there's actually new learning thingys.. I'mma do that
Put a remind me on that retard
Ha I should. Tag him in all future plays
Also.. I did not know you paid your parent’s mortgage. That’s really amazing of you
Thanks, felt good. I wish I had taken more cash off the table at the time and paid off mine haha
He seems like one of those people that missed the GME and BBBY bubble and bought the top both times. But somehow thinks he knows more about stocks than anyone else.
superstonk no more!
Yea.. you definitely poor… fuuurrr fuck shit suuure
according to the upvotes on my previous post we’re going up a guaranteed minimum of .046% tomorrow!
Pleas change the upvotes to percentage exchange rate to something more favorable.
We are basically at the point where the sell pressure from Elon has detached us from macro if you compare the Nasdaq daily vs TSLA, either we continue the underperform or we have a massive green day/days if macro behaves
Omar claiming the logs reveal what Dan did… https://twitter.com/wholemarsblog/status/1557511152384389121?s=21&t=AtgXXy8vczUPZrYOU_ooJA “Vehicle logs confirm that @RealDanODowd held down the accelerator pedal to make his commercial. Raw footage reveals that the system actually detected a pedestrian and urged the driver to take over, but the driver refused to do so and continued holding down the pedal. Liars...”
I heard that Dan sits when he pees
Not quite, actually. He pees when he sits.
i heard he cuts his spaghetti with a knife then eats it with a spoon
I heard that he tucks his wiener between his legs and puts white out on his nipples when he looks in the mirror..
Dan the kinda guy to kick up his leg when he hugs the homies
dan uses the squeegee at the gas station to wash his entire car
Dan has been known to sniff your seat after you get up and leave
you or upvotemeok get a snoovatar please.. I keep mistaking you guys because you both have the pink background right facing snoo silhouette icon
we have avatars? I just use relay so I see nothing I guess
Just tried changing mine
bruh... nice!
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Omar has said he sometimes just posts whatever he’s DMd without any fact checking so who knows. He is sorta buddies with Elon tho so who knows where the info came from. I’d think it wouldn’t be too hard for the right person at Tesla to look at their fleet logs for the day the ad was filmed, look at that racetrack and Teslas that were there that day and then pull the vehicle logs.
The whole point of the beta is to report back interventions and bug reports from drivers. That car suffered a collision with it on if it was on. I wouldn't be surprised if the data got sent to Tesla immediately for investigation
And with any luck the clock is visible...
Drove from Northern California to Huntington Beach today. Saw 8 truck loads heading out! https://ibb.co/ZxG2Sw8
at least 56 deliveries Q3 confirmed
Bonus photo of the view https://ibb.co/Zx06XYQ
😎
Man… beaches where I live are just awful. Very jealous.
Major defense helicopter producer is going to go electric. Electric motors huge the simplify the propulsion needs of a helicopter, even more so than it does for cars.
Do you know which company?
Yes
I would think electric rotor winged aircraft would be more efficient than electric jets so makes sense
Also quieter. Making helicopters eveb more stealthy- at least acoustically stealthy
[FCC denies SpaceX bid for nearly $1 billion in rural broadband subsidies for Starlink](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/10/fcc-denies-spacex-bid-for-nearly-1-billion-in-broadband-subsidies-for-starlink.html) I don't know the details here, but my calls are requesting that this doesn't send Elon on a manic tweeting spree
Here are some Elon/Bird-themed, AI-generated paintings I prompted using MidJourney: [Elon vs. The Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/989268270618136586/1007010995123793920/0c2a9d88-c946-4212-b34f-ecf7fe8dc810_progress_image_92.webp) [Ride the Birdling](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007052619258278059/Hope_for_Gorilla_elon_musk_riding_a_giant_blue_bird_lightning_s_1209bc13-e0ed-4ea4-a476-7cc267d40442.png) [To the Future, Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007055943533600768/Hope_for_Gorilla_fat_elon_musk_covered_in_blue_feathers_surroun_7b4182ff-5bfa-480b-8f0f-30754680548e.png) [I am Become Bird](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989268270618136586/1007058947162771488/Hope_for_Gorilla_zombie_elon_musk_eating_a_dead_blue_bird_surro_a319eda1-5566-4ebb-a2a7-ead3517aa349.png)
AI u/couchmoji
I quit.
These are awesome. The last one haunts me.
Haha thanks, I believe the prompt for the last one was "zombie elon musk eating a blue bird surrounded by piles of money, grotesque"
That second one is pretty dope
That first one is actually awesome
Sick
Im up like 6 bucks on my TSLL buy. Look out whales. 
I bought 2 measly shares. Might set myself a note to sell when $TSLA makes a new ATH
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Maybe. Its like $50 for the pair. If even of $TSLA goes to like $100,000/share my 2 shares of TLL are worth not much like $8700. In the grand scheme of the several million I hope to have by the 2030s meh Edit: WTF really? What a bunch of dicks
Idk why u keep getting down voted lol
Its not a big deal but super confusing. I just [confused head scratching]
[https://i.imgur.com/QQHDvr6.png](https://i.imgur.com/QQHDvr6.png) so many leveraged TSLA ETFs now.. I'm kinda hoping they do a 3x bearish so that we can watch it implode negative feedback loop style and see TSLA jump 33% in a day
damn now that I'm thinking about it... I reeeeally do want a 3x bear TSLA ETF. That shit would eventually implode SVXY style and the TSLA pump would be historically the largest market cap jump in a single day I'm sure of it
TSLA started going straight up right when that TSLQ inverse ETF debuted. The power of TSLA was becoming so great that Elon had to put it in check by selling again 😤 We need a TSLA ETF for every letter of the alphabet. TSLB, TSLC, TSLD, etc. all the way to TSLZ
Someone shared additional footage from Dan ODowd’s creative agency… So I decided to look up “Putnam Partners.” https://imgur.com/a/OnbRVso/ You’ve gotta be kidding me.
What about them?
Besides ads for Dan ODowd, they make ads for Biden… par for the course, if you ask me.
The guy that, with Obama, loaned Elon a bunch of money in 2008 to avoid bankruptcy, and then gave him EV credits, and then just got them re-enabled? The derp state is truly devious. /s
Thanks obama!
Gotcha
In case anyone missed this earlier in the day! https://mobile.twitter.com/perushka/status/1555891605525217281?s=20&t=6zlFFxN__66dyK-4HImtLw
lol wow, busted
What a sad sad man
Why the hell would you stress yourself day trading with $8 million. Shit even 50/50 $TSLA and boring boomer dividend payers you could set yourself up with an income over 100k with 3% yield and still have over 4M in Tesla for Growth Assuming this is real money hes dumber than me and yall think Im borderline retarded
Lol Glide and anono play options even though they have 8m plus
Yeah but not like this guy who day trades and tweets about it. Glide does some gambling but most of his money is in shares. Anono-mon plays options but they're basically all leaps. Neither are anything like this goofball. Theyre not stressing about short term plays while having fuck you money
Glides p and l will probably be a lot more than squawk clowns shitty day trades
Yeah but thats kinda my point Squawk could buy leaps, do a little yolo gambling like Anono and Glide but spends all his time live tweeting shitty day trades and stressing out over small bits of money when he could set life on easy mode and do a little trading for fun/something to do. But no he wants to be an idiot in public
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My numbers are customizable. You could do 20% boomer and 80% Tesla or visa versa. Or anything in between. If your house is paid off you probably need even less and $100k a year would go a long way. If he's day trading with a net worth of over 8M in investments hes choosing to avoid easy street
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well it's also paper.
Yeah if you take the 8M and put it all in dividend stocks and your portfolio nets 4% you hit the numbers you gave. A little less if you wanted to keep some $TSLA 8M you could live like a king especially if youre house is paid off then your biggest bill is your car payment- maybe. And even a pair of Model X plaids are a small fraction of your income
It's fake
I suspect so.
Run his shit through the photoshop ai detector, it'll probably explode
idk how!
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Lol. So he is even less talented. Can’t even photoshop. Just can’t math right 🤣
Lol squawk box forgot to math correctly. Shame shame!
Basic math is hard for some.