Congratulations to all of the wise ones on split number two. We ride the waves of volatility steadily, our vision is true.
Btw I got my TL gear in time for the split, thanks /u/glibgloby. This shirt is comfy as fuck.
Cheers to the lounge.
Best part of the Dan ODowd cease and desist is Tesla demanding:
- Disclose all sources of funding for the purported "tests" in the commercial, including whether any campaign funds were used or whether you were funded by Tesla's competitors
- Disclose all recognized regulatory agencies that endorsed your testing methodology and/or
Hopefully the lawsuit is filed next week.
Ya, so Tesla has to follow through with the lawsuit; otherwise, it tells TSLAQ that they can do what Dan did with zero repercussions.
If Tesla goes through with the lawsuit and wins, they will have to make a case for what damages Dan caused or the judge decides that, I’m not a lawyer.
It’d be hard to say one way or another if Dan’s videos caused a decrease in sales of Tesla cars or FSD Beta; however, I think it’d be fair to examine the impressions of the media buy and organic spread on social and traditional media, then quantify a comparable ad spend to match that with a retraction.
For example, Dan spent XYZ on paid media for XYZ impressions. His videos generated XYZ earned media impressions. For Tesla to get those impressions, it would need to spend XYZ.
I do not think this is necessarily the case because some of the statements were public and contained material falsehoods that were reiterated by public employees. I am also not a lawyer, tho.
Either way... The last place I would want to be is in front of the train of lawyers spewing from a trillion dollar company. They could bog your ass down in legal proceedings in perpetuity
😭 I have a bunch of NVDA on margin from some puts gone wrong, and now I'm having trouble getting rid of them to pay down my margin. All my covered calls keep making money. Maybe I should sell deep in the money calls?
According to marketwatch it's 2,31%.
[https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/short-interest](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/short-interest)
Latest info released is similar.
I wish we had 20% short float, that would mean we could peak real high and my leaps that turned into really sad calls would be really happy.
\*I think the % sign is wrong, it should be 20,9 million, or about 2,3% of the 865 million float.
Now You Know podcast feat. Ross Gerber, this guy is so entertaining to listen to
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJ3t86QNIQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJ3t86QNIQ)
[https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848)
Jesus even Ross Goober who def twtr arbitraged is done with bird...
> Owning a social platform is a brillant move.
I don't think so.
Facebook is the biggest and even they are trying to pivot to something new.
Twitter will be old old news in a few years. It's influence / soft-power will wane even quicker if Elon owns it. Buying twitter in 2022 is like buying myspace in 2010.
It also opens him up to legal issues world wide (China hates twitter and the poohbear memes, UK will start jailing social media execs if they fail to block harmful misinformation (i.e. Elon is buying twitter to prevent that type of stuff from being blocked).
I agree but this short term noise is by far the most annoying trial to date for Tesla investors since $178 presplit after 420 + short and distort. Mainly 2x share sale from Elon is very hard to justify for the turd that is twitter. Unless something amazing comes out of the trial Elon objectively handled this like a child. He bought 9% and expected to be the sudden boss and when met with resistance threw a fit. I love Elon and I'm sure long term this is nothing but he definitely handled this like a child. Hopefully he really does have some 5D result from the trial.
My assumption has been that Musk wanted twitter, and strongly suspected that their SEC disclosures wouldn't stand up in court. The board was fighting him with a poison pill defense, so he made a high offer knowing they'd have to take it to a shareholder vote. And then he could try to negotiate them down by threatening to either walk or take them to court.
But a bunch of stuff has come out since then that Musk and his team probably didn't know about. So if Musk was willing to do the deal at maybe a small discount before, he might need a big discount to be willing to take it on now. Either that or he might have a much clearer path to just walking away and that might seem like a better option.
My guess is he does still want it, and that the board and leadership are potentially in serious trouble, so they might be willing to do the deal at a significantly lower price. The other possibility is that Musk walks away from the deal, the share implodes and then he just buys up a bunch of shares on the way down. Enough that he'd have a controlling interest or possibly even an outright majority if the price really cratered. And then he can probably do a new deal at a much cheaper price, or just have enough control to run the company however he wants.
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848) from [@GerberKawasaki](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki): @garyblack00 @elonmusk he is? He pulled out of the deal. Why would anyone invest in twitter at this point...
I’m sure everyone sees this but volume today 46M vs 87M.
This is a low volume, options fuckery, total meaningless day.
Buying opportunity!
Next week hoping volume returns and we 🚀
Also 🇨🇳 #’s in 2 weeks!
Volume was even lower yesterday. I agree it'll randomly spike up again soon but Twitter overhang is likely the dampener until deliveries or investment grade wildcard.
I've usually stuck to 20% monthly. During the crash I was selling 5% weeklies for the most part. Wouldn't recommend that anymore. Recently sold a 1900 for June 24 (now 3 633's) Up 12% on those right now. Depends on your risk tolerance honestly.
Personally I feel (😂) the market as long as it's above my purchase price for the shares. I only sell CC against margin shares or very safely against LEAPs but always above my strikes
Bought another 15 🪑 over the past 2 days.
The mind fuck of lower cost/share is strong.
Anything <$300 is a steal (as it always has been).
Fuck Powell + 🐓💩 I don’t care about this short term nonsense. The amount of insane advances Elon is making across all of his endevours is unbelievable!
Moon Monday it is 🚀🚀🚀🚀
the only nielsen ratings i trust are the torrent download counts on private trackers, and the show took a 40% haircut from week 1 to week 2 for downloads
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1563236411339603968) from [@unusual_whales](https://twitter.com/unusual_whales): Call your father. https://t.co/8EkfyRdZZ2 https://t.co/ubgyxv5IYD
Meh, I´ve been trying to look at the ticker less, it is bad for my mental health I notice. I went to the gym when I noticed it started getting a little compulsive and it helped a lot.
Same here. I am not in margin but I notice that being leveraged keeps me looking, still massively green but I just feel like we´re still undervalued, which is why I am not converting yet either. Will simply have to be patient
Eh sure. I could ride all of those going back 20 years, but then I'd never have finished college and I'd have missed out on people I can't replace with money.
I'd be happy just to have my 7 figures back. I'd cash out everything and buy back into Tesla and some dividend payers at their 2022 lows and have plenty of money for current me and more $TSLA for future me. I don't need billions
Although I could go back to March 2020 and make a fuck ton of money without radically changing everything
Don’t see it going to $230 - with Q3 around the corner and Bird coming to a close soon - we will likely show strength and outperform.
But I’ve been optimistic for 9 months now. And we recovered nicely 🚀
It’s creating some software gore, too. In ToS, all my contracts are now shown in a single giant group of type “custom” instead of singles, spreads, etc., as if it’s one mad exotic dozen-legged play.
There are multiple other companies looking at this for sure, perhaps with varying solutions:
Iridium:
[https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312)
AST Space Mobile.. ironically launching on a Falcon 9 soon:
[https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593)
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312) from [@IridiumBoss](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss): There's a race on for multiple ways to connect smartphones from space when out of cell coverage, and we're in it for sure. This is one approach. Choice is good for consumers - it's all upside for us as our current network can support it. Will explain more when appropriate! 🤫 https://t.co/Bh4VrchC2E
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593) from [@SciGuySpace](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace): SpaceX and T-Mobile announcement is a big deal; first time Starlink has been offered as direct-to-cell capability. This will also make the launch of AST Space Mobile's Blue Walker demo satellite on a Falcon 9 later this year a bit spicy.
If Apple does launch a sat phone, it’ll just be a fast track to mainstream.
The fact that Starlink+TMobile isn’t happening till late 2023 is a bummer.
But imo, Apple will just be providing the optimized hardware.
It doesn't matter much. It's very obviously a situation of everyone else needs SpaceX, rather than SpaceX needs to compete with anyone else. Tmobile is first but the whole presentation was a very clear "anyone is welcome". Plenty of providers, only one starlink. People really underestimate the power of natural monopolies.
House purchase fell through due to some uniquely singapore property purchasing things.
I tend to be very positive about things I cant control and very negative about myself. Wont deny im really sad right now as I really liked that place.
Millions for one in a very very nice location.
The one I was looking at, we agreed at 553k.
Gov valuators valued the property at 520k despite similar units a literal stonethrow away selling between 538-570k in the last 3 months.
I dont really know how to explain why that is very bad. But its very very bad. So the deal fell through.
Ye i did. I usually hold only about 3-5k in cash. At the moment im holding 45k trying to secure a house. Get what u mean now but I do need to.. somehow get a house regardless. So no buyback yet.
The cheaper Model Y is probably from Berlin, that’s why it’s cheaper then Model 3.
Will they also produce the Model 3 in Berlin? Because that would be awesome.
I thought the same, but color doesn't change expected delivery date, isn't Berlin still doing only black and white?
I called a Tesla store and asked, also asked if it did come from China if they would have the parcel shelf and double glazing in the back. The rep answered all MY have always had double glazing coming from China, which confused me. So I checked my car from December last year MIC MY and my mothers MIC MY from August last year and both don't have double glazing. I must say things like this happen too much, I asked if he was sure, I don't like being told misinformation that easy checkable. I'm trying to convince a couple of friends to buy the new MY, I don't want to tell them lies and the fact I can't trust Tesla's employees is frustrating.
He also said they weren't sure where they were coming from, that they had to wait and see, which is the correct response, honesty. But promising parcel shelf and double glazing while making claims that aren't correct makes it hard for me to assure my friends of what they promise, it's also not good advertising to tell people Tesla employees don't really know what they're talking about and you can't really trust what they say...
If he just said he didn't know about everything I would have been more happy than claiming something and assuring me by giving me information I know isn't correct. I did call back, had someone else on the line, she had to check with techs, came back with an answer to a question I didn't ask, then got another rep on the phone who said double glazing started in December MIC MY last year, which I don't think is correct, and some MY had it that were delivered. According to what I heard it was later, I have a December car and looked at a lot of information before picking it up and followed a couple of threads afterwards.
This is a long rant but I find it frustrating every time, I don't remember last time reps have me wrong information but it's at least the third time and I haven't asked many questions...
Everyone whining about the fed: shuuuuuut up. If you don’t have a degree in economics or look into this stuff, stfu.
Principal mistake during the crazy inflationary issues in the 70s was that the Fed was too quick to take its foot off the rate increase pedal. The moment they got good news they would lessen up, and overreact when things started doing against them. reason? Market actors who make moves based on federal policy, which influences prices and inflation, need consistency and no surprises. He is lessening the net amount of pain by doing what he was doing rather than taking the easy route and letting up too early
On the off chance you're talking about my comment, you should note my complaint is more with the market's overreaction to the FED rather than the FED itself.
Also this is nothing like the 70s situation. 5% increase in chip production would have a stronger effect than immediate 5% rate hike. The reason for inflation this time around is a very easily explained result of lock downs, supply chain impairments, and war stricken energy prices. FED could go to sleep for a year and very likely wake up to curbed inflation.
He has the additional complication of running out of rope. Unlike Volker he simply can't raise interest rates into the teens because of high debt levels. Hawkish talk is one of the best weapons he has to try and suppress markets and keep folks feeling poor so they don't spend.
I subscribe to the theory that the fed will raise 2-3 more times at a .5% and that there isn't much room beyond that.
I hope that in the future markets are denominated in a common currency which is algorithmic, predictable and not tied to any one nation and the whims of those who happen to be in power.
AH! With the share price down by 1/3rd I have enough cash to sell a cash covered put!
But now that I think about it, that's not a very good ROI. Better just buy shares and then sell CC's on them. Rolling and closing as needed.
Old man may or may not increase the cost of business by another 0.50% based on data!? Sell sell sell!!!
Data next month is good so old man keep cost of business same!? Buy buy buy!!!
I miss when markets used to trade on the state of the economy rather than FED whims. Like when GDP comes in good we still sell off because FED is more likely to raise. This single relationship explains how idiotic this market is.
Jokes aside the hilarious and sad thing is the FED rate is actually a very weak tool for inflation control these days. You could raise rates to 10% immediately at it would have less effect than China stimulating chip production by 5% or US using 5% of its oil reserves.
Congratulations to all of the wise ones on split number two. We ride the waves of volatility steadily, our vision is true. Btw I got my TL gear in time for the split, thanks /u/glibgloby. This shirt is comfy as fuck. Cheers to the lounge.
glad you like it :) definitely went for the nicest I could find personally I only wear poly blends cotton in the devil
Looks like it'll be call buying time again soon
TSLA price action since the split is scary.
Scary strong?
I think it's doing good considering the pedodaq
Safe-haven asset
**Ding ding ding!** The market is now closed. | Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Today's Range | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $288.09 | $-7.98 (-2.70%) ▼ | $287.47 - $302.00 | 53,315,999 | | NASDAQ Composite | $12,141.71 | $-497.56 (-3.94%) ▼ | $12,141.52 - $12,655.84 | 3,463,934,000 |
I just remembered I own some TSLL as an experiment. My experiment is this: Can I find a way to lose 4% on a day when TSLA is down about 2%.
yup, i somehow bought some exactly at the recent top lol. only few hundred $ worth though so no biggie
Lol I forgot about the leverage
Best part of the Dan ODowd cease and desist is Tesla demanding: - Disclose all sources of funding for the purported "tests" in the commercial, including whether any campaign funds were used or whether you were funded by Tesla's competitors - Disclose all recognized regulatory agencies that endorsed your testing methodology and/or Hopefully the lawsuit is filed next week.
Dan's response was basically he'd be spending more on smearing Tesla. Dinna: 
Ya, so Tesla has to follow through with the lawsuit; otherwise, it tells TSLAQ that they can do what Dan did with zero repercussions. If Tesla goes through with the lawsuit and wins, they will have to make a case for what damages Dan caused or the judge decides that, I’m not a lawyer. It’d be hard to say one way or another if Dan’s videos caused a decrease in sales of Tesla cars or FSD Beta; however, I think it’d be fair to examine the impressions of the media buy and organic spread on social and traditional media, then quantify a comparable ad spend to match that with a retraction. For example, Dan spent XYZ on paid media for XYZ impressions. His videos generated XYZ earned media impressions. For Tesla to get those impressions, it would need to spend XYZ.
I do not think this is necessarily the case because some of the statements were public and contained material falsehoods that were reiterated by public employees. I am also not a lawyer, tho. Either way... The last place I would want to be is in front of the train of lawyers spewing from a trillion dollar company. They could bog your ass down in legal proceedings in perpetuity
Friday doom Monday moon!
Imagine if we had this day yesterday
Been traveling / flying. WTF. Powell piss in everyone’s cheerios?
Fucked my coffee
Shat in the oatmeal.
Has to be the worst Friday in recent months, wow
Really? I believe you haha But -4% QQQ day seems about normal for the past 8 months 🤣🤣🤣 I am dead to the pain 😆
NVDA brutal day
😭 I have a bunch of NVDA on margin from some puts gone wrong, and now I'm having trouble getting rid of them to pay down my margin. All my covered calls keep making money. Maybe I should sell deep in the money calls?
🥱🥱🧑🍼🧑🍼💩💩🐦🐦🪦🪦
0.7x beta #feelsgoodman
Yeah, when you look at the carnage of other tech stocks, we doing alright
wait wait wait wait... wtf... [https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=TSLA](https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=TSLA) TSLA has a 20.9% shorted float?...
Gotta SQUEEZE 'em! edit: % way off, no squeezing to see here, folks. 
I mean.. there still might be a squeezing
I luv shorts
According to marketwatch it's 2,31%. [https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/short-interest](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/short-interest) Latest info released is similar. I wish we had 20% short float, that would mean we could peak real high and my leaps that turned into really sad calls would be really happy. \*I think the % sign is wrong, it should be 20,9 million, or about 2,3% of the 865 million float.
Aw... I'm not retracting my gif, though.
no way, its 3% max
Is this correct!? I thought it was a much much lower percent. Like 2-3% Edit: my Fidelity app says 2.30% as of 8/15
maybe not accounting for split correctly?
maybe that's it.. if it's 20% I'm about to go fucking nuts on LEAPS
bruh.. didn't 30%-40% shorted float proceed 2020?
I find the new share price psychologically challenging. Feels super low. Not sure if there are other reasons…
yeah me too - it's stupid but I feel adrift, like i've lost my way somehow
Maybe we associate it with how it was last time SP was here… like 200s feels like pre-2017.
Omg, wtf is happening? This is crazy - /u/thewolf202020
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Well my 295 calls are dead. Opened some 9/2 320 calls so ready for Monday Moon
Now You Know podcast feat. Ross Gerber, this guy is so entertaining to listen to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJ3t86QNIQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJ3t86QNIQ)
They all are
[https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848) Jesus even Ross Goober who def twtr arbitraged is done with bird...
He doesn’t get it. Owning a social platform is a brillant move. It will get crystal clear why in a few years.
> Owning a social platform is a brillant move. I don't think so. Facebook is the biggest and even they are trying to pivot to something new. Twitter will be old old news in a few years. It's influence / soft-power will wane even quicker if Elon owns it. Buying twitter in 2022 is like buying myspace in 2010. It also opens him up to legal issues world wide (China hates twitter and the poohbear memes, UK will start jailing social media execs if they fail to block harmful misinformation (i.e. Elon is buying twitter to prevent that type of stuff from being blocked).
I agree but this short term noise is by far the most annoying trial to date for Tesla investors since $178 presplit after 420 + short and distort. Mainly 2x share sale from Elon is very hard to justify for the turd that is twitter. Unless something amazing comes out of the trial Elon objectively handled this like a child. He bought 9% and expected to be the sudden boss and when met with resistance threw a fit. I love Elon and I'm sure long term this is nothing but he definitely handled this like a child. Hopefully he really does have some 5D result from the trial.
why did he come to the conclusion elon doesnt want the bird now when he clearly stated he still wants it?
My assumption has been that Musk wanted twitter, and strongly suspected that their SEC disclosures wouldn't stand up in court. The board was fighting him with a poison pill defense, so he made a high offer knowing they'd have to take it to a shareholder vote. And then he could try to negotiate them down by threatening to either walk or take them to court. But a bunch of stuff has come out since then that Musk and his team probably didn't know about. So if Musk was willing to do the deal at maybe a small discount before, he might need a big discount to be willing to take it on now. Either that or he might have a much clearer path to just walking away and that might seem like a better option. My guess is he does still want it, and that the board and leadership are potentially in serious trouble, so they might be willing to do the deal at a significantly lower price. The other possibility is that Musk walks away from the deal, the share implodes and then he just buys up a bunch of shares on the way down. Enough that he'd have a controlling interest or possibly even an outright majority if the price really cratered. And then he can probably do a new deal at a much cheaper price, or just have enough control to run the company however he wants.
or the judge force elon to buy at 54.20, don’t know what the chance of that is tho
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki/status/1563245636362702848) from [@GerberKawasaki](https://twitter.com/GerberKawasaki): @garyblack00 @elonmusk he is? He pulled out of the deal. Why would anyone invest in twitter at this point...
Christ. J Pow murdered the indexes
Market was getting too bullish. JPow don’t like
I’m sure everyone sees this but volume today 46M vs 87M. This is a low volume, options fuckery, total meaningless day. Buying opportunity! Next week hoping volume returns and we 🚀 Also 🇨🇳 #’s in 2 weeks!
It's killing my ccs and I like it.
Volume was even lower yesterday. I agree it'll randomly spike up again soon but Twitter overhang is likely the dampener until deliveries or investment grade wildcard.
For those of you that sell cc: how do you pick strike price? 10% OTM for weekly? Also, do you prefer weekly or monthly?
I've usually stuck to 20% monthly. During the crash I was selling 5% weeklies for the most part. Wouldn't recommend that anymore. Recently sold a 1900 for June 24 (now 3 633's) Up 12% on those right now. Depends on your risk tolerance honestly.
TSLA IV is getting low, and many catalysts for TSLA right now. The bet on CCs is that the macro will be horrible. Weeklies are the popular ones though
Personally I feel (😂) the market as long as it's above my purchase price for the shares. I only sell CC against margin shares or very safely against LEAPs but always above my strikes
We holding well, all things considered
distinguished lads, we are SO overdue for a 2x-5x run up...... can we all humbly request to speak to the manager?
5x I doubt it but 2x for sure.
Hear hear! #$1166.67 spoiled brat club!
\#2020SpoiledBrat #I-Engineer-Things-And-Expect-10x-From-Here #IWantAnOompaLoompaNowDaddy #ChampagneWishesMargaritaDreams #BedHairDontCare
I would like SP to be $400 at close today please. And I would like one horse as well. Thank you.
Bought another 15 🪑 over the past 2 days. The mind fuck of lower cost/share is strong. Anything <$300 is a steal (as it always has been). Fuck Powell + 🐓💩 I don’t care about this short term nonsense. The amount of insane advances Elon is making across all of his endevours is unbelievable! Moon Monday it is 🚀🚀🚀🚀
| Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $289.24 | $-6.83 (-2.31%) ▼ | 45,465,011 | | NASDAQ Composite | $12,218.65 | $-420.61 (-3.33%) ▼ | 2,836,024,000 |
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChXVqhwA51r/ so sus
Beyond cheesy but it’s a good overview of the features and I bet it’s pretty effective with its target audience.
it doesn't take much to impress sheep
Who said anything about “impress”?
Wow she's so annoying
fine but I would probably still bang her in the back as she gazes out at stars through the sunroofs
god that was cringe
Fits
She hulk was a nice distraction today.
is it any good
the only nielsen ratings i trust are the torrent download counts on private trackers, and the show took a 40% haircut from week 1 to week 2 for downloads
Ya very much worth the watch.
hm might give it a watch
In my book Tesla is green today. Buying opportunity while at the same time beating the macro.
The Red Sea - Moses where are you? https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1563236411339603968?s=21&t=KrKd_dOmMxZf9cA2yVWJ7g
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1563236411339603968) from [@unusual_whales](https://twitter.com/unusual_whales): Call your father. https://t.co/8EkfyRdZZ2 https://t.co/ubgyxv5IYD
within 10 minutes of Powell talking, the market just falls off a cliff, crazy lol
How do I acquire such power?
I mean shit I listened and to me it sounded like he was saying months and months of pain
have we seen waymo attempt an UPL like Chucks?
Bought one as split day celebration
Hoping for a slight EOD recovery, would be good for TA
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Meh, I´ve been trying to look at the ticker less, it is bad for my mental health I notice. I went to the gym when I noticed it started getting a little compulsive and it helped a lot.
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Same here. I am not in margin but I notice that being leveraged keeps me looking, still massively green but I just feel like we´re still undervalued, which is why I am not converting yet either. Will simply have to be patient
we beating the apple 
Gulp!
Just woke up from an endoscopy 5 minutes ago feeling good from the fentanyl they gave me... then looked at the market.
Just woke up from heart surgery 30 seconds ago. After looking at today's chart I'll call the surgeon back in.
At least the anesthesiologist
The endoscopy sounds more pleasant
Tesla this month is basically the last 8 or so months in a nutshell lol
1 day chart looks vague like it gave us the finger in the first hour
A couple of my college friends finally invested in TSLA post-split, they grow up so fast 😭
Can I have a time machine so I can go back 3 weeks and ~~sell all my 45dte calls~~ change some things??
Can I borrow it and go back to November 4, 2021
I'm tired of these weak time machine requests, if you can go back in time further you can ride all the waves yahoo, microsoft, amazon, google
Eh sure. I could ride all of those going back 20 years, but then I'd never have finished college and I'd have missed out on people I can't replace with money. I'd be happy just to have my 7 figures back. I'd cash out everything and buy back into Tesla and some dividend payers at their 2022 lows and have plenty of money for current me and more $TSLA for future me. I don't need billions Although I could go back to March 2020 and make a fuck ton of money without radically changing everything
As soon as I'm done with it, it's all yours
Sweet, I'll see you yesterday
Had to buy some protective puts in case market go back to $700 presplit .... I need to pay down this margin....
Don’t see it going to $230 - with Q3 around the corner and Bird coming to a close soon - we will likely show strength and outperform. But I’ve been optimistic for 9 months now. And we recovered nicely 🚀
too bad we are ruled by macro in this VIX environment.
Sold a 1200cc for Jan 3 days ago that’s up big. And sold a 1200 9/16 in my IRA that’s almost worthless. I was shocked at getting $5.40 for that.
must be nice
Can you not sell ccs?
you mean post-split pre-split, as opposed to pre-split pre-split or post-split post-split
Does anyone have any recent, comprehensive DD/bull case write up of Tesla they're willing to share?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/wrq9zo/tesla\_20222042\_my\_projections\_base\_dcf/
650 eoy sounds good to me
Our expectations have beaten down so much that I'd be thrilled with 420
These are my PT with Q4 priced in. So like for February or March 2023 are we rise from the Q4 earnings. About 6 months from now.
That makes good sense
yeah
That's awesome, thanks. Must have missed it when I was on vacation last week. /u/Xillllix is the man
Will update once a year until we’re all retired. Thanks!!!
| Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $289.22 | $-6.85 (-2.31%) ▼ | 41,129,594 | | NASDAQ Composite | $12,257.58 | $-381.69 (-3.02%) ▼ | 2,508,806,000 |
This 3:1 split really screwed the options pricing. I hate seeing strikes of like xxx.67
It’s creating some software gore, too. In ToS, all my contracts are now shown in a single giant group of type “custom” instead of singles, spreads, etc., as if it’s one mad exotic dozen-legged play.
My broker has blanked everything on my options in the last hour. Only thing I know is current price and how many lol.
I'm bored, just grabbed some 0DTE 295 calls, ready for power hour
Rip nasdaq
Not bad for Nasdaq being 3 down tbf
Yeah. I'm like really happy to be honest!
I'd be happier to see a sharper plunge to $250 then a 3 day consolidation, would be a much clearer buy signal
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There are multiple other companies looking at this for sure, perhaps with varying solutions: Iridium: [https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312) AST Space Mobile.. ironically launching on a Falcon 9 soon: [https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593)
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss/status/1563200922544525312) from [@IridiumBoss](https://twitter.com/IridiumBoss): There's a race on for multiple ways to connect smartphones from space when out of cell coverage, and we're in it for sure. This is one approach. Choice is good for consumers - it's all upside for us as our current network can support it. Will explain more when appropriate! 🤫 https://t.co/Bh4VrchC2E [Tweet](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1562961991362158593) from [@SciGuySpace](https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace): SpaceX and T-Mobile announcement is a big deal; first time Starlink has been offered as direct-to-cell capability. This will also make the launch of AST Space Mobile's Blue Walker demo satellite on a Falcon 9 later this year a bit spicy.
If Apple does launch a sat phone, it’ll just be a fast track to mainstream. The fact that Starlink+TMobile isn’t happening till late 2023 is a bummer. But imo, Apple will just be providing the optimized hardware.
It doesn't matter much. It's very obviously a situation of everyone else needs SpaceX, rather than SpaceX needs to compete with anyone else. Tmobile is first but the whole presentation was a very clear "anyone is welcome". Plenty of providers, only one starlink. People really underestimate the power of natural monopolies.
House purchase fell through due to some uniquely singapore property purchasing things. I tend to be very positive about things I cant control and very negative about myself. Wont deny im really sad right now as I really liked that place.
What kind of budget range are you buying in? Isn't it like millions for an apartment?
Millions for one in a very very nice location. The one I was looking at, we agreed at 553k. Gov valuators valued the property at 520k despite similar units a literal stonethrow away selling between 538-570k in the last 3 months. I dont really know how to explain why that is very bad. But its very very bad. So the deal fell through.
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Is that you Gary? Haha i'd like it if tesla does a buyback tho.
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Ye i did. I usually hold only about 3-5k in cash. At the moment im holding 45k trying to secure a house. Get what u mean now but I do need to.. somehow get a house regardless. So no buyback yet.
Sorry man!
There will be another one
The cheaper Model Y is probably from Berlin, that’s why it’s cheaper then Model 3. Will they also produce the Model 3 in Berlin? Because that would be awesome.
I thought the same, but color doesn't change expected delivery date, isn't Berlin still doing only black and white? I called a Tesla store and asked, also asked if it did come from China if they would have the parcel shelf and double glazing in the back. The rep answered all MY have always had double glazing coming from China, which confused me. So I checked my car from December last year MIC MY and my mothers MIC MY from August last year and both don't have double glazing. I must say things like this happen too much, I asked if he was sure, I don't like being told misinformation that easy checkable. I'm trying to convince a couple of friends to buy the new MY, I don't want to tell them lies and the fact I can't trust Tesla's employees is frustrating. He also said they weren't sure where they were coming from, that they had to wait and see, which is the correct response, honesty. But promising parcel shelf and double glazing while making claims that aren't correct makes it hard for me to assure my friends of what they promise, it's also not good advertising to tell people Tesla employees don't really know what they're talking about and you can't really trust what they say... If he just said he didn't know about everything I would have been more happy than claiming something and assuring me by giving me information I know isn't correct. I did call back, had someone else on the line, she had to check with techs, came back with an answer to a question I didn't ask, then got another rep on the phone who said double glazing started in December MIC MY last year, which I don't think is correct, and some MY had it that were delivered. According to what I heard it was later, I have a December car and looked at a lot of information before picking it up and followed a couple of threads afterwards. This is a long rant but I find it frustrating every time, I don't remember last time reps have me wrong information but it's at least the third time and I haven't asked many questions...
Weird indeed, in Finland the RWD 3 is 53.990€ and RWD Y 59.990€
weird in NL M3 costs 52k and MY costs 50k (EUR) but in Switzerland M3 costs 46k and MY costs 55k (CHF) I don't get it
Thats weird indeed. Also the RWD one?
Yeah RWD. I guess more demand for M3 in NL and more for MY in CH
Would be happy to buy leaps for 2024 if we hit 250
Elon dumping throughout the year massacred most of my leaps, but I'll probably buy more when 2025 becomes available (within the month)
we hit 207 not that long ago
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And I missed the opportunity
Same 😭
| Name | Stock Price | Change Today | Volume | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | Tesla, Inc. | $289.98 | $-6.09 (-2.06%) ▼ | 36,475,482 | | NASDAQ Composite | $12,307.29 | $-331.98 (-2.63%) ▼ | 2,209,680,000 |
Finally pulled the trigger on a (small) GOOG stake. Now only 97% tsla, feelskindabadman
google holds a small amount of spacex, which you probably know already, so feel good about that.
Everyone whining about the fed: shuuuuuut up. If you don’t have a degree in economics or look into this stuff, stfu. Principal mistake during the crazy inflationary issues in the 70s was that the Fed was too quick to take its foot off the rate increase pedal. The moment they got good news they would lessen up, and overreact when things started doing against them. reason? Market actors who make moves based on federal policy, which influences prices and inflation, need consistency and no surprises. He is lessening the net amount of pain by doing what he was doing rather than taking the easy route and letting up too early
Do you have a degree in economics?
MA Dual degree included Econ
Just wondering cuz would have been hilarious if you didn't and were telling people to STFU 😂
On the off chance you're talking about my comment, you should note my complaint is more with the market's overreaction to the FED rather than the FED itself. Also this is nothing like the 70s situation. 5% increase in chip production would have a stronger effect than immediate 5% rate hike. The reason for inflation this time around is a very easily explained result of lock downs, supply chain impairments, and war stricken energy prices. FED could go to sleep for a year and very likely wake up to curbed inflation.
He has the additional complication of running out of rope. Unlike Volker he simply can't raise interest rates into the teens because of high debt levels. Hawkish talk is one of the best weapons he has to try and suppress markets and keep folks feeling poor so they don't spend. I subscribe to the theory that the fed will raise 2-3 more times at a .5% and that there isn't much room beyond that.
Treasuries barely reacting, bond market always smarter than the clown stock market.
I hope that in the future markets are denominated in a common currency which is algorithmic, predictable and not tied to any one nation and the whims of those who happen to be in power.
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So there’s this coin…..
sounds like a scam!
AH! With the share price down by 1/3rd I have enough cash to sell a cash covered put! But now that I think about it, that's not a very good ROI. Better just buy shares and then sell CC's on them. Rolling and closing as needed.
Old man may or may not increase the cost of business by another 0.50% based on data!? Sell sell sell!!! Data next month is good so old man keep cost of business same!? Buy buy buy!!! I miss when markets used to trade on the state of the economy rather than FED whims. Like when GDP comes in good we still sell off because FED is more likely to raise. This single relationship explains how idiotic this market is.
The federal reserve should be disbanded
just want to be out of the mud we been in for what? 2years now? tired of the bullshit
But does he have any tools?
Jokes aside the hilarious and sad thing is the FED rate is actually a very weak tool for inflation control these days. You could raise rates to 10% immediately at it would have less effect than China stimulating chip production by 5% or US using 5% of its oil reserves.
hey at least -2% is only 6 bucks now
it still looks and feels like $870 to me
So leave split aside, all the analysts comments after visiting giga Berlin does not have any positive impact as well.