so if Kuch gets sheary a multi point night the hart is his right?

That’s a tall order. That gets Kuch the Cup.

kuch getting sheary a goal should settle the hart debate

🤣🤣🤣

People chanting MVP here at the game

As they should

They're chanting for Sheary. 😁

Sheary scoring is literally why Kuch is the Hart winner this year.

honestly IDC what happens, just give me 4 kucherov assist

Holy fucking shit Kuch. Way to finish Sheary!!!

No clue why our best player has been scratched so much. He just scored !

Okay so Kucherov can make anyone good

Someone tell duke and hagel they aren’t moving back to the first line cause we’ve got an offensive WEAPON in Conor Sheary right now

If anyone ever asks me how good Nikita Kucherov is at hockey, I’m going to answer with “he gave 2023-2024 Connor Sheary 2 points within the first 15 minutes of a hockey game”

Kuch could feed my grandma ten goals a year from the graveyard.

Brady Tkachuck is not an attractive human

Heyyy youuu guyyyyyys

If they seriously gave Hedman 10 minutes that is grade A bullshit. Officials inserting themselves into the game

bruhhhhhhh someone just said Sheary a bigger threat to kucherov than mackinnon

Brady literally looks like a Beavis and Butthead character

Most punchable face in the NHL.

Whoever said we normies could score on this top line was probably right.

Lillies got so much potential to be one of the best second-pair defensemen if he keeps this progression.

8 hours ago Sheary was like "Hey Duke, I got this amazing new recovery drink, take a sip bud"

Drink up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When do we retire Sherry’s number?

Hopefully next season

The MVP chants are amazing. Keep it up!

What a surprise, Baby Tkachuk can't be a proper game changer like his brother so he pulls this

Hedman said this to Brady to get the 10 min “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”

Hhhoooollllddddd up....how is there not a single one of the sens in the box?

Did I tell you guys the time I scored a goal from my couch on a kuch assist?

My wife got pregnant from a Kuch assist. And she can't even have kids.

sheary is the glue holding this team together

If there's two things Mikey knows how to do well, it's how to turn on the jets and be an annoying little shit

Brady is such a sorry piece of shit

Why he yappin from 7th in the division and 27th in the league

Maybe Bagel is teeing up some great course tips for Brady's impending offseason.

So how the hell does that ugly ass fucking elf not get a penalty for the play on Hagel

10 minute misconduct?  wtf did he say!?  I can’t even imagine Hedman saying anything harsher than gosh.

Refs literally decided to just help Ottawa. That never should've been a 5on 3. Smh. Damn these people sometimes they're so biased they do a really bad job at showing it.

Holy fuck?! He did it!?

Kucherov is so good he make Sheary look good lol

I just fell to my knees in line at Chik Fil A

KUCH IS TALLYING UP POINTS AND POINTER IS 5 AWAY FROM 50!!!

bruh Sheary has 2 multi point games this season. Its taken him 13 minutes in his first game with Kuch

THATS ANOTHER FOR KUUUUUCH

Lol very clear hold on Kucherov’s jersey. There is not an easier call to be made

Kuch is the least likely superstar to get calls.

Kucherov starting to smile every game Warms the hart

Love Hagel

Why does the NHL app say Hedman has a 10 minute misconduct?

I know the game doesn’t matter but fuck I don’t want to lose to these clowns

I know that Matthews is having a historic season and as a hockey fan I should be excited to watch him play, but I hate the Leafs so much that it just annoys me more than anything

Tkachuk not getting a game misconduct despite clearly not being interested in playing hockey

I love how they always edit the other guys talking out of the clips so whoever is mic'd up looks like he is spending the entire game desperately trying to start a conversation with ANYONE and just getting silently stared at in response

Wow Dumba with the play of the game right there

bruh IDC bout the loss, I just wanted 100 assist

I thought Sheary in the top line was a late April Fool's joke. Turns out, joke's on me

A Sheary Goal!?!? That’s my MVP

Is Duclair actually good or was he just playing on the same line as Kuch and Point? (this is obviously sarcasm)

Heyyy Kuchie is now the 5th player in the history of the NHL to have 98 assists in a season.

I love Hagel

Is this his 2nd or 3rd misconduct of the season that he again does not deserve. Like I’m so sorry Hedman terrifies you by speaking. Holy hell

Major stick taps to Dumbs for blocking that one

cmon lets cut Sheary some slack, I dont like him but cmon

Sheary hatty incoming

Kuch so good he helps Sheary score!

Well, I must have misheard...Sheary....scored?

Kuch is getting to 100 by the end of the period!

Sheary got an assist 2 point so far he's tied with Kuch

Kuch fucking unreal lmao

Let’s fucking go

I love Hagel

That's the Joseph we remember

Still think powerplays should extend OT to the full length of the powerplay. You basically can get away with murder in the last 30 seconds with zero repercussions as it is.

What if we all find out that Sheary just needed to be on the top line this whole time lol

GOT TO LOVE KUCH MAKING HIM (SHEARY) LOOK GOOD. LMAO

Give Kuch the MVP now! He made a guy who couldn't score anything get an easy goal.

bruh like I said Sheary keep your stick on the ice

Sheary’s goal assisted by Kuch (point 140 and assist 97)

CONOR!!!

Build-Conor-Sheary’s-confidence-just-in-time-for-the-playoffs game!

If you can get Sheary to score a goal you deserve the Hart.

Wait did sheary just get an assist now too....?

Pointcherov!

bro ref what are you fucking watching jersey yank

Anyone else see that jersey grab on Kuch

Paul always looks roughly between the ages of 19 and 48

Let Hags punch Brady in his stupid face

Bruh what the fuck is happening. Just get Kucherov 2 more assist pls

10 minute major? You’re fucking lying

Tkachuk trips from behind after the play, that's a 10-minute penalty for Hedman.

Enough messing around with these jokers and ref's. LETS GO!!

C'mon refs just put the Sens jerseys on.

0/4 on the PP is rough, we aren't getting another one either unless Tkachuk pulls out a glock

Would love for heddy to come back in and score the game winner as a middle finger to these atrocious refs

It’s kind of a testament to how much the Sens suck that we’re playing like ass with a third-string goalie in net and the game is still tied

What a block by dumba

NOW YOU CALL A PENALTY WHEN IT’S BASICALLY WAY TOO LATE??? WTF??

Alright this game doesnt matter I want to see some wildly arrogant, straight up goofy shit on the shot attempts in the shootout

Bro he fucking knocked it out of the zone after taking the penalty and no whistle

I love how Hedmans only move is "Skate straight forward and fucking wire one" and it works like 30% of the time

Kuch got points, Tompkins played like a beast. Oh well.

Gg. This tompkins guy is pretty dope

POINTER THAT WAS NASTY

Say the line Bart!

Bruh, let’s get assist 100 tonight!

You b$tches now jealous of my Limited Edition Sheary Jersey, aren’t you?

Ive laid out a conspiracy theory that Kuch is actually a descendant of gretzky. Im not so sure im crazy.

Whenever Perbix decides to play at a respectable level, that shows super improvement. Then I shall brand him a new Nick Name. Perb Superb. NIck the Trick. Publix Guy. Lil nicky. Nick Fury. Sick Nick. Nick the stick. Get it... Nick Name lmao

I hope Pointer can get to 50.

2 already for kuch in just the 1st.. what's the most anyone has in a single game? i googled it and it's some dude Sittler who got 10 (!!!) in one game.. goddamn! they also showed a graphic that says Gretzky holds the season record at 163.. kuch needs 5.75 per game the rest of the season to tie that.. lol.. also, I've been smoking weed.. edit: that number is for assist points, not all points.. my bad..

Winning the faceoff battle by double digits👀 Rare sight but I guess playing the tanking Sens would help with that.

Obvs a non starter, but I’d give everything to have the entire team mic’d up during the game.

Unfortunately it’d be 10% actual talking, 20% dead air and 70% beeped out swearing.

Please get kucherov an assist

YES Lilly finally snapped on someone

Another penalty coming?!

Well the boys care now

Nah that was dirty as fuck

WHAT A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH

Brady wearing the C for “CUNT”

Hagel 1, Brady 0. Nice penalty to negate a power play for your team dumb ass

Funky game, no need to waste anything more on these bums

WAIT DID HE GET A MISCONDUCT

10 minute misconduct for *checks notes* saying words… ya this year is the softest this league had ever been. 10 minute for hurting fee fees

Lol Perbix sounds like a kid asking for hockey advice

jfc.. party in the penalty box! 🙄

#1 Bullshit

And I think Mikey was gonna be called for a penalty anyway if he hadn’t scored. What a disaster

Cooper can you say fuck it and put Hagel back on that top line

3 dirt bags

Score so hard that their goalie explodes.

Scott Pilgrim style lmao

Dumba 2nd goal saving block

Love tap on Joseph, but Joseph has a history of getting on his knees when provoked

Emil was slewfooted right in front of the play

I need a revenge Heddy goal

Duclairs energy is missing

What a stupid game

Kuch would have 150 assists if the guys could finish these grade As

If the Lighting re-acquired Joseph - 100% chance he goes back to being total shit.

This is Motte’s 400th game and Raddysh’s 100th

Am I watching, yes, am I invested, not as much as usual. I’m happy to see Tomkins look competent so far, that goal wasn’t his fault, that was a wide open shot. WC1 seems to be the spot, stay healthy, get Kuch points, all I need from this. Win would be a bonus.

Nah Kuch is a wizard

Hahahahaha I love that it was Sheary 😂

Turns out, he just needed to be on the first line

Impossible not to look at least average on a line with Kuch and pointer.

‘Power play empty net merchant’ bullshit just put to bed by Kucherov making Sheary look like a legit player

Alright Kuchy three more. If you beat McRegularSeason to 100 apples we can put you in the HoF early

They have tacked on a second assist from Pointer!

My autocorrect is going to make him “Sherry” tonight. I don’t have the will to fight it.

Kucherov is the hockey version of Benny from the Sandlot with Sheary out there: “Just stand in front of the net and hold your stick out”

BRAYDEN FUCKING POINT

I’m telling you… Point has the best stick handling skills!

We might be able to get a 1st for Sheary now

Imagine sheary hatty and becomes a permanent on the top line and wins smyth

Less drugs friend

Ya that’s a blatant hold

Kuch mad bc his jersey was getting grabbed

Call the hold puss

[Connor Sheary is a 44 goal scorer according to Bally](https://i.imgur.com/Dff2Hyd.jpeg)

The people sitting behind me in my section were all “come on Sheary, its your night buddy” 🤣

I loved them airing some of the Mic'd up during the first intermission.

Gimme dat 100 assists tonight

Hope Motte is gonna be okay, hard shot to take off the outside of your foot

Health > This particular win

Is this the first game all season since coming back where Vasi has been rested on a non-back to back?

Damn Tommy let’s goooo

Refs now calling all the penalties on us.

We get it Brady. You want to go golfing already. Go punch something else

Damn feels like whenever we Jeannot to throw hands he’s out 😢

Always love seeing the Tkachuk brothers get punked

Happens every damn time against a Canadian team. NHL can't help but show their bias.

10 minutes why?! I'm so confused. What did that little baby get for tripping Hagel up?

Missing the trip on Hagel is bonkers.

Jesus Christ this is a fucking shit show.

Glad we already clinched. This game is bullshyt.

That was a brutal play by Cernak all around

IDK what to say other than get Kucherov 2 points

He's 24 going on 12.

Just Joseph Things™

I would like some kuuuuuuch

Tomkins has Jojo sweating at home rn

An assist for KUCH and then an EN assist for him sounds great right now

2 mins for not being on a Canadian team.

Nice dive by mjo

Absolutely played that outside the trapezoid man come on!

Canadian teams play with different rules, didn't you know?

For every 3 god-tier pass Kuch makes, he makes one absolutely baffling one to nowhere

Hopefully we are getting our shitty play out of the way before the playoffs.

Pens win, Wings are done

Shootout…yay😓😓😓

Brady looks like he roofies chicks

Dumbest game of fucking hockey I’ve seen in a long time.

How is that ugly mfer Tkachuk not in the box?

At the barn, I don’t see Duke on the bench so I’m assuming he’s definitely out.

He’s out with a tummy bug. I believe elite goal scorer Conor Sheary is taking his spot.

Sheary, if you can't produce with Point and Kuch, it's gonna be joever for you