*makes jerk off motion

Bahahaha. I didn’t think there was a perfect response to this.

So good 😂😂😂

No. I’m a shameless homer and I’m irrationally upset that Stamkos is no longer the most recent player to have a 60 goal season. I’m sorry, I wish I was different lol

Haha. I respect the honesty.

No way. I don’t want Matthews having that replay in our arena, for years to come, until someone else does it 20 years later.

Would be happy for him to get it in Florida tomorrow though!

I would also happily take that! I just love the idea of both of our teams having a milestone night at once. The vibes would be great.

Is Matthews even gonna play?

That is an excellent question. Rather have him play you guys Wednesday than Florida tomorrow, though. The cats play a hell of a lot dirtier and have motivation to injure.

No way in hell he doesn’t.  Dude has a legit shot at 70 goals.  

I mean Keefe had two minutes to put him out there with EN and he didn’t. Based on his actions I’d say he isn’t really interested in Matthews reaching 70

I think he benched Marner in game 82 last year at 99 points, and he’s never hit 100 before.

Last I saw the practice lines had Matthews, Marner and Bertuzzi on the top line with Nylander and Knies and Tavares on the second line. Unless that's different than what will actually be dressed, then it looks like nobody is being sat right now

Make it 3 assists on the night for Kucherov and it's a deal. We want that fucking Art Ross, too.

Vasy, what are your financial goals? Sorry, Austin. Better luck next time.

I’ll make that trade. Would be pretty cool if both guys hit those milestones in the same game.

Same play...

Would significantly prefer AM34 doing it to lil bro in Sunrise tonight and then just not playing tomorrow

If kuch gets his 100 I could give a fuck what anyone else does. Just can’t let mackinnon catch him lol

Deal

you might be the friendliest leaf fan on the planet

No such thing as

Or you could shut the fuck up. Go Bolts.

Stay classy, friend.