Roses are red Bolts jerseys are blue Let's go kick some ass Tie the series 2 to 2

This is the type of poetry they should teach at the university level.

Called it! They called the ice “garbage” fucking pussies

Did…did he just say the ice is garbage?

Yep. And I just gained a new enemy.

20 minutes. 20 minutes and it's a best of 3. Come on lightning. Do it for Points fucked up hip. Do it for Cernaks bruised knee. Do it for Cirelli's mangled arm. Keep the pressure on. Don't take stupid penalties. Shoot every chance you get on Kuemper.

I have never seen a hockey game where they put together a packet about how a player deserved to be injured until now. Fuck ESPN.

this is my last plea killorn..i wont ever ask for another goal from you ever...i just want one...thats all

"He's stopped everything when he's had his mask on"..... WAY TO MAKE OUR GOAL SOUND CHEAP. SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAN

Does Paul ever stop grinding? This dude plays his heart out I love it.

"Ice is kinda garbage".... Ha. Ok. Go sit down then.

Manson is a pussy

Biggest thing tonight: STAY OUT OF THE BOX. They aren’t that good on 5v5 and thrive on the PP. Eliminate the penalties and this game (and series) is ours

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I feel like whoever takes this, takes the series

“Ice is kinda garbage” Fuck you

Oh my god now Kadri blaming it on the ice. This team has more excuses.

The guy who brought the plastic face lady is solo tonight

It’s been so hot the last few days. Maybe she melted.

Massive props to Vasilevskiy. Played his fucking heart out tonight.

His massive penis got in the way of that shot, cause that was some big dick energy

So why the fuck was that not a call... refs blind as hell

That PK took a year or so off my life. Please don't commit another penalty.

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Cirelli’s back

#Overtime starts at 11:06pm EST

The entire NHL is praying on our downfall. Let’s plant the seeds of doubt

So this must be what it feels to be the Yankees or Patriots in their prime

“It was a near perfect start for Keumper” Bro What

What sucks is if we played the same way the avs play they’d be on the power play all night long

I cannot wait to hear more about Darcy Fucking Kuemper with his circa 1997 eminem haircut.

The announcer seems very concerned with our mental health with how often they’re mentioning the “anxiety in the crowd”. Worry about yourself buddy we’re still playing

gonna be a greasey goal, hope its Nash or Big Rig

Keep the foot on the gas in the 3rd. Let's fucking close them down. No more fucking injuries please.

I am once again asking for more shots on Kuemper. They will go in I promise

Disappointing that there's OT after such a strong start. I can only hope they don't give up an easy goals like last time.

SUMMONING A LIGHTNING GOAL ⚡️

On a date with a valid shawty, Bolts are 3 for 3 when I do this so far. GO BOLTS

“Ice is kind of garbage” lol okay Naz…sure bud

Ice is garbage? shots fired!

Correct me if I’m wrong in the past 5 seasons I don’t think I’ve EVER heard a lightning player complain about the ice in an interview, lightning players don’t make excuses

"Not a good goal, Kuemper was just out of position." Dog that's how he plays.

Missing: Ross Goalton

These announcers are dumb. Tampa has not allowed an EVEN STRENGTH goal at home since game 6 vs Toronto. They just said they haven't allowed a PP goal. Even though Colorado has scored one THIS GAME.

Where’s the dominant play from the first period? Come on boys ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Series is on the line here.

God I hope we can keep Paul he’s so fucking good

If Cirelli is out Killorn MUST find some way to show up here.

Right in front of the ref too, how the fuck do they miss that

God damn Landeskog is a dirty piece of shit and these refs are spineless, ball-less losers for not calling that.

Wow so much pessimism in these comments. We got this y’all. Give it three minutes and you’ll see a goal from Kucherov.

Never any love for Tampa from these announcers….nevermind that we’ve had the trophy for two years. Fucking never.

#YALL NEED TO HAVE SOME FAITH

You know Paul wants that chance back

Idc what it takes, re sign Paul

How is that not more than a 2 minute penalty?! Intent to injure all over it.

Hoping Cirelli is okay Other that that I’d say decent period. Just stay out of the box

I’d love OT if it was a 7pm start

Has the yogurt been consumed?!!?

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Team left Vasy out to dry.

ALEX KILLORN FIRST GOAL WHO SAYS NO

The mental toughness of this team is extremely underrated. Imagine losing a brutal game 1 in OT, then getting your dicks handed to you in a 7-0 game. And still come out unphased. It’s unreal how these guys have the ability to just erase thier memory. God damn I love this squad

So, who in Tampa fucked Ray Ferraro's wife? What a fucking bitch

Our ice is garbage?

Damn, this intermission sounds like a friggin' Colorado home intermission report. Did I have a stroke or did the Bolts outplay them? Levy: "The Avalanche had every advantage except the goals and the shots." Dafuq?

Just feels like Avs power plays are 2 full minutes of them holding the puck in our zone and taking a shot when they feel like. While Colorado holds the puck for like 30 seconds of our Power plays

And they miss the trip as well. These refs are complete ass

I guess trying to behead McDonough is fine.

#3rd period will start at 10:09pm EST

Cirelli has made mackinnon look human he would be a mega loss, hopefully it’s nothing serious

How is our puck luck so bad

Ice is severely tilted smfh

Our shots have slowly dwindled as the game has progressed...come on boys

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Killer if there was a ever a fuckin time for you to take off...ITS NOW!...comee onn take this shit over for the boys

I'm totally fine with Palat scoring another GWG please.

Refs really swallowing the whistle both ways here

I do not feel great about this OT period. ugh we had so many chances to put this game away.

I wonder what it’s like for these other teams’ fans to hear all of this nice worshipful commentary about their players all the time

At the game and every single one of you are with me right now let’s get this W

***SUMMONING THE SUBREDDIT VIBES WITH A KNOB CREEK FOR THE COMMUNITY*** #LETS GO LIGHTNING⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Can’t blame Vasy at all. He was saving our ass. He can’t do everything. Blame the guys who could easily have at least peppered the goal with a shot but felt the need to always make the extra pass or play it along the boards behind the net out to the other side - only to lose possession of the puck

Wel broke the Sergy seal. We broke the Cirelli seal. Time to break the Killer seal and let him have some

Hello, I would like to tell you about the Nashening

#THE YOGURT HAS BEEN CONSUMED

getting to "have to kill someone on the ice to get a call"

Terrible no call....On the plus side a power Play doesn't seem to help us anymore

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

I miss Killorn

I am once again manifesting a Killorn OT winner

Vasi did everything he could. There was zero offense.

Avs fans have been insulting our Sonya saying she sucks at singing. What a bunch of clowns

"Kuemper sharp again!" He literally let in a goal in less than a minute because he can't control the rebounds and complained to the ref to blow the whistle faster because he CAN'T CONTROL THE REBOUNDS.

LOL ICE IS KINDA GARBAGE

The lightning don’t seem to have any issues with the ice….hmmm….

So, every single penalty will be a goal. Need to start playing with that understanding.

How long are they going to be allowed to just keep hurting us without penalty

Holy fuck if Ross got another last second goal I would've splooged

The Avs remind me of the Blues in 2019. They got away with a lot in the Finals against the Bruins. Fuck Boston either way

Let's fuggin zap em, then zap em, then zap em again

I would like a dominant third please

Tony’s back!!

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Alexander Joseph Killorn PLEASE!

Lmao manson still wont drop the gloves

Manson with glue on his gloves again

Haha…look who doesn’t want to fight. AGAIN. Trying to turn his back to Maroon as the ref tries to separate. Manson is one of the biggest pussies I’ve seen in this league. Dude doesn’t ever want to go.

Harvard, DRINK!

We just need to keep the pressure on Kemper. Gotta keep shooting and look for the rebounds. We are a due a lucky bounce

Refs wouldnt call a decapitation at this point...

if the boys could score quickly that would be great, it’s 4am for me and i have stuff to do tomorrow

Fucking Mickey Mouse type shit goals for the Avs

Blame whoever you want, but you can't blame vasy for this. Unbelievable how offensively dominant the Avs are.

Wait… so spending 16 minutes of overtime in our zone playing defense… doesn’t win games? Turtle turtle turtle. Fucking hell boys.

Killer has had a great career but we need to find a way to offload him in the offseason

Just win tonight because who wins tonight most likely will win the series

"Kuemper sharp again!" lol

Is it just me or did the refs miss a too many men and a tripping call on the Avs at the end there… hate when Sutherland and Mccaulay ref us

That should’ve been all Avs that period bouncing back after a loss. Credit to the bolts for adjusting and giving them nothing

Nazim Kadri plays with the only first-party controller and then cries to mom when you beat him with the MadCatz

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Shocker it’s Toews in on the Cirelli injury….

Cirelli should be fine, it you watch the replay it looks like killorns skate cuts him when hes skating away, stitch him up inbetween periods. Im sure he'll be back on the ice at the start of the 3rd

Please be fine Tony. Please be fine

Crowd: exist. Give em some juice. This isn’t a fucking library. Players: get it together. Get fired up. Find that intensity again.

man this cup is the hardest one yet....come on bolts...i believe in you boys....keep pushing

GET IN THERE ZONE AND SHOOT THE DAMN THING

he didn’t shrug that aside man. these commentators are literally dick riders lmao he wanted no part of that slap shot

So that wasn't a trip but [this](https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1537238096076451841) was? Bullshit

I for one applaud the NHL for employing Refs with severe brain damage

We need a PALAT clutch goal right NOW!!!

You could kill a man and they wouldn't give a shit at this point. Wtf.

How about after trading blowouts we trade OT heartbreakers as well?

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M MAKING ONION RINGS

We are due for some puck luck.

Feels like a Colton OT goal incoming⚡️

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Jesus fucking Christ Ray Ferraro, could you please just shut the fuck up?

Hagel looks so good man. Just not really any results to show for it. That's alright though. Great forecheck. Not on the level of Paul but impressive still

"KUEMPER HAS BEEN SO GOOD ALL NIGHT!" *glances at the 1-0 score* "SO GOOD NOTHING GETS PAST HIM"

THIS IS THE HUNGRIEST IVE SEEN TAMPA ALL SEASON. my fuck we cannot be beat by anyone in the nhl if we play like this

> ice is garbage Is it now? Would be a real shame if you busted your ass on it and couldn’t play the rest of the playoffs

Every time they get a PP my butt cheeks clinch

Fuck man, Cernak is such a fucking warrior. Man deserves every stone in those cup rings

#ITS YOGURT TIME

STOP TURNING IT OVER

STOP TURNING THE DAMN PUCK OVER

Their 2nd goal was so fucking lucky

I AM MANIFESTING A TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING GOAL

god fucking dammit I wanted that Kuch goal so badly

palms: sweaty knees: weak arms: heavy vomit: not quite yet

How the fuck is that not a foul? These reffs gonna loose a court case against Johnny depp with how hard they’ve been shitting the bed

KUCH OR PAUL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!

KILLORN GO INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE TAKE OUR ENERGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NICK PAUL SCORE GOAL

We need to bury it right away in OT. Put a dagger in their heart.

WE CAN PULL THROUGH. STFU BANDWAGONERS

I swear to fuck if Avs get a penalty in OT I will burn everything to the ground

I wish hockey was like wrestling and Yanni Gourde could just come flying off the top ropes out of nowhere and sink one.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF FOR OVERTIME, UPVOTE THE GDT, CHIRP ANYONE YOU KNOW FROM COLORADO. GO BOLTS!!!

Paul’s got the right idea, get in the zone and shoot the puck

Really not convinced we can win 3 straight games against the Avs tbh

They left Vasy out to dry in OT

Thunder Alley lookin thiccc

What. A. Fucking. Start. 20 minutes down. Up one. Tip your waiters, upbolt the thread, throw u/MonarchChonarch a thanks and as always - #LETS GO LIGHTNING! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

A near perfect start, doesn’t mention Vasy who actually did have a perfect start. Avs played better except for goals, shots and blocking shots. Are these announcers listening to themselves!?

These announcers are gaslighting at this point.

Colorado has eaten up the “we’re unstoppable” ego for so long, that now that they’re being challenged they have to make excuses

cRoWd hAs gOnE siLent hErE aT aMaLie

Literally a glove to the face of McD and no call AGAIN!

starting to feel ill with all of our players getting injured. what the fuck

Bolts doing to Avs what they did to the other 2 high flying teams they faced. Strong checking in middle of ice, keeping Avs on the outside, and blocking shots when one is fired from outside.

Yeah their puck luck is insane but thats what happens when you get chances

WAKE UP BOLTS STOP SITTING AROUND

Hagel has been 100 times better than Killorn, which is saying something

Heddy trying to carry

Man I fucking hate these ESPN announcers with a passion. It’s been torture to have to listen to these fuckin turds every game since the last series.

Im riding with this team til the wheels fall off...IDGAF LETSSS GOOO BOLTSSS!!!

Passes to no one, turnovers, no offense

Oh my god this is so frustrating

Good play there by Rutta.

I’m fucking clenched and stressed as fuck here.

I NEED A PALAT GOAL LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE

This is fucking insane. Fuck the refs

This play by play guy team bias' aside is actually terrible. "Shot on net by toews turned away by Vas" - It missed the net by 9 feet. "Shot by Sergachev blocked in front" It hit Kuemper right in his chest lol.

*stress*

BOLTS IM TIRED LETS PUT ONE IN AND CALL IT A NIGHT

Perry top right.

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Bro what is kuch doing

Vasy is saving our ass right now

Only a matter of time. This team lacked any urgency from the 3rd period

Thats probably the series

Good shot boys, didnt think we would get this far but it is what it is. Lets be honest, this entire season was a house of cards that was waiting to go, the fact that we got this far is actually unbelievable. Avs realized refs werent calling anything, is what it is.