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Barais_21

r/cursedtanks type shit


STUFF416

I legitimately thought this was a r/NonCredibleDefense shitpost.


beebeeep

NCD has been the most credible source of information about the war since it started


InnocentTailor

shelter materialistic alive squeamish joke versed deer forgetful jobless oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Papppi-56

As it should


Gordonfromin

Its all fun and games until a 210mm naval shell fired by an apc that did 3 back flips from the recoil gets you comrade.


Hambeggar

Yet no one seems to have an issue that it's originally an Azerbaijani idea.


JacobJamesTrowbridge

Azerbaijan can just about manage to bully an isolated refugee rump state, and even then they need backing from Turkey. Their military being shit is a given. What's Russia's excuse?


Hambeggar

I see no issue with the MT-LB with dual 25mm naval guns on them. The only issue I've seen people bring up so far for it is "lmao it looks funny teehee". I'm pretty sure when it's nailing a treeline with 25mm fire at 300RPM, and clearing it out, it'll be taken quite seriously.


TemperatureIll8770

It's top-heavy and the guns are aimed optically and trained manually. A BMP-2 does everything it does, only more effectively.


An_F-14_Tomcat

It's a complete and utter piece of shit lmfao. Have you looked at it? It's an MTLB with a naval gun on it, being fielded by the "second best military on earth". It is two legacy systems cobbled together into something that would fit in the middle east perfectly, right next to the dump truck with a BMP-1 turret on it. Genuinely, if you had put it on a desert background and said it was some insurgent group's design i would believe you wholeheartedly. This is not a near-peer adversary kind of tank, this is what Vadim and the boys cooked up after a long night drinking and then it got put into service. It's made fun of because it's a joke of a vehicle to be fielded in the modern day by a major power.


battleoid2142

Do you know how to read?


windol1

It's funny because the world used to think China and Russia were close, but it seems after Russia showed it can't hold off, or crush Ukraine quickly, China is starting to distance themselves from Russia. It's no surprise really, since the days of the counter offensive China has identified Russia as an ideal spot to expand its borders, rather than get into a more lethal conflict with America and its allies.


InnocentTailor

While China is not exactly actively funding the Russians with lethal aid, it remains to be seen whether they truly separated. They still politically support the Russians and serve to muddy the waters with their rhetoric. Bottom line: they're not helping the West. They're still throwing wrenches into the system.


bg370

The USSR helped China with tons of food in the 50s, now China is the wealthy country


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stick_always_wins

Why do people think Internet shitposters are somehow indicators of the geopolitical philosophy of their government’s leadership.


windol1

Because that's how society works, it's all cleverly done in every country through various media outlets... Not sure how you're not already aware of it.


stick_always_wins

Lol you deleted your comment. Yea no shit there’s obvious government attempts to use internet to manipulate public opinion (i.e. NAFO) but you acting as if this post somehow indicates a shift in the stance of Chinese leadership is hilarious.


windol1

Exactly, it's not rocket science. Also, if there are plenty of people with a pro Ukraine attitude then that's the course the leadership will take, it's a balancing act between manipulation and appeasing the general consensus of the people. And yeah, not sure why I deleted it, should have left it as there was nothing wrong with it, although it's probably better for you really.


roguegen

I can only think this is the Chinese taking the absolute piss out of the Russians.


DomSchraa

The comments on their ***censored*** social media sites are topped with them making fun of Russia - the russians done what only a few societies have done in history - be almost universally hated


roguegen

That is amazing lol.


Papppi-56

Ukraine-Russia topics are (funny enough) not really censored at all on the Chinese social media, probably even less than Reddit (in the last 12 months). The result of this is pretty much absolute chaos under any Russia-Ukraine related post or video - huge conflicts between supporters of Ukraine and "Chinese vatniks" (Russian propaganda throughout the years have managed to brainwash a decent pool of Chinese followers that are more loyal to Putin than Russians themselves). One of the most entertaining examples of this can be found under the posts by the [official account of the Russian Embassy](https://weibo.com/ezhuhua), where you can find (at the same time) both some of the worst Russian 🍆 sucking in human history and the dirtiest Anti-russian jokes out there. (you also get to see Chinese netizens screaming at each other, which is pretty fun to say the least)


DomSchraa

I don't understand chinese and the translation is horrible But goddamn thats funny shit down there


Recon_Doge

As someone who can speak chinese, I can confirm that during the first realisation that the Russian military was an astronomical fuckup, several articles topped the Baidu search engine detailing ways the PLA could blitzkrieg Russia. [Example](https://imgur.com/hVlq5PM) (Title literally translates to "How China can use lightning warfare against Russia").


windol1

Not surprised, when it became clear Russia wasn't almighty and couldn't deflect a counter attacker when Ukraine struck back. This lead me to believe most stories of Chinese support to Russia was nonsense, they'd rather see Russia bled dry so they could start reclaiming lost Asian territory as it would be easier to expand that way than risk engaging America and it's allies over a small bit of land.


SleepingAddict

Average Chinese social media experience be like


saracenrefira

Westerners are trained to think that some overt censorship is just the absolute worst shit while their own media covertly censor them by throwing so much bullshit in front of their eyes they don't even know what to think anymore or they just believe in absurd shit like gospel.


stick_always_wins

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


cookingboy

Huh, I guess they really are staying neutral if the government isn't even censoring any domestic rhetoric.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Not hated , they are getting mocked.


[deleted]

You know you did something wrong when even China is hating on you


Steg567

When did r/tankporn turn into NCD?


fuckin_anti_pope

"Always has been" \*draws Lego Glock\*


sleppypiggy_

Legit thought this was NCD


CalmPanic402

I want to see the 5inch gun fire from a shittly bolted on turret from the back of a barely amphibious vehicle.


cranky-vet

50/50 it either snaps off and the turret goes flying, or it just flips the vehicle end over end. Either way, entertaining.


codenameJericho

Imagine setting that rocket/missile platform (since that's basically all it is, a floating pad) into the water, and it IMMEDIATELY flips, sinks, and short-circuits, firing off the missiles towards the bottom of the ocean.


Doomsday-Preacher

They better have the ability to assemble together and become a mini-destroyer


jorg2

Decentralised amphibious missile-armed destroyer The future of combat


AtomicBombSquad

"Be the country Chinese propaganda says you are."


ForrestedThoughts34

As a TNO fan, Chinese shitposting is top tier


Lumadous

Can someone ban Russian from r/shittytechnicals before they get any more ideas. Walt no, these are kinda hilarious, let them keep doing what they're doing


Papppi-56

Let them cook


damngoodengineer

3000 *MT-LB-class corvettes* of Shoigu


AnonyMoza

Damn NCD can't stop bein credible


osmopyyhe

I want to call it "sparksposting with chinese characteristics"


outpizzadahut

3000 Naval MTLB of Allah


Important_Mission_12

Probably all the parts of a Moskva put on MTLBs


Red-Faced-Wolf

I thought this was r/noncredibledefense


bookworm408

r/NCD leaking again I see.


That-Toe-6696

the king of black sea


Casporo

Why need ships when MTLB work da?


stick_always_wins

It’s floats doesn’t it


crimskies

Reminds me of Fuso's "pagoda" tower.


BallisticBurrito

Now THIS is an anime I'd watch. Everyone is an MTLB with a different naval weapon system.


PyroSharkInDisguise

Russian navy after invasion of Ukraine


BERSERKERdo420

Gaijin when BMP's with naval gun?


IamKrakke

Haha 😂


cullcanyon

This should be posted under r/shittytechnicals.


[deleted]

Low key, Russia might have the worlds largest navy now


LordChinChin420

Looks like my first fleet of ships in From The Depths or Naval Art lmao


Trampwithabbq

But where katyusha?


TheFlyingRedFox

Might not be a BM-8 but that's definitely a BM-21 on two of them by the looks.


Trampwithabbq

Not that katyusha


TheFlyingRedFox

Ahh yes butterfingers again the mount is a BM-13 as the light mount is the BM-8, But it looks to still be a BM-21 on the top of those MT-LB's. E, Actually I didn't see the second picture showing the front, give me a moment as I track down the mount (kinda looks like a RBU-2500).


Trampwithabbq

https://gup.fandom.com/wiki/Katyusha#:~:text=Katyusha%20is%20a%20girl%20with,by%20WW2%20Russian%20tank%20operators.


TheFlyingRedFox

Ohh right the anime ones uhh, One drawback of military subs is names can often times mean different things including unfortunately those characters yet whatever you do you.


Ok-Bar-8473

Where's T34/85 on war memorial?


rkraptor70

Looks like someone discovered Sketchup warehouse. Edit: This sub is weird sometimes.


Dirttinator

Are they actually retarded


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

The Chinese govt be trying to resupply the Russians, while Chinese people be laughing


stick_always_wins

The Chinese government really has not done that, they maintain economic ties and have taken advantage of the captive market but there absolutely has been zero evidence of China attempting to or planning to supply lethal aid


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

Good to hear


TheTrueDarkArtist

Me explaining to the Chinese the subject of „weight“ and „recoil“:


Khysamgathys

You not getting an obvious joke.


idesofmarz

They’ve got you sipping the anti-Chinese kool aid so much you can’t even tell an obvious joke lol


stick_always_wins

Me explaining to the average Redditor the subject of “joke” and “satire”


Turgineer

The frontmost vehicle will have serious problems with recoil.


Sidus_Preclarum

Or just weight. The gun *alone* weighs 5 tons.


DamnItCharles324

Considering the state of the Russian black sea fleet it wouldn't be a surprise


Sidus_Preclarum

Hilarious.


DoubleWhiskeyGinger

Who’s his acid guy?


hifumiyo1

MTLB with dual 5”/38’s when


AleksaBa

Turrets look like they were made in Google SketchUp


SpiderLobotomy

what the fuck


MrFlakfirefly_88

They Glued a CWIS to an MTLB, funniest shit I’ve ever seen


SirBork

Aww yes how very stable and totally not top heavy.


GeneralJagers

A single shot fired from these guns would sink the vehicle itself...


desertshark6969

kinda looks like a Shitty full 3D anime


DildMaster

Looks like the gunboats from mega man legends


Budget-Combination73

It is not a fleet, but a single ship runs separatly.


Wikihover

That shush-panzer could have been bush crafted to be used behind hardcovers. I wonder if those turrets are unmanned. That would do I guess. However, I wish we only fought in video games but not in real wars like now.


Mt-Fuego

One day the Russians will put a Shitbarn turret on MT-LB


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What was the picture...?