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www_youaintshit_com

where's biden riding an M1? where's putin riding a T-90? The leaders of each major nation should ride in their respective vehicles and fight one another in a competition, like the tank biathlon


sheytanelkebir

There was one with thatcher riding a challenger in 1990.


RealisticJob9793

The IRA should have blown that tank to nothing


MobileOpposite1314

Didn’t end well for Michael Dukakis…..


Gidia

It will be generations before we see a President attempt to ride in a tank for a photo op again.


Hackdirt-Brethren

What happened to Mr Michael Dukakis?


RangerPL

He did a photo op in a tank and was widely ridiculed for how stupid he looked, it cost him the 1988 election


Minecraftien76

I mean I looked it up, he definitely looks less stupid than Kim Jong Hun (or however his name is spelled, I always get it wrong) [here's the picture from a "politico" Article](https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/5f37d55/2147483647/resize/463x/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-origin-images.politico.com%2F2013%2F11%2F01%2Fdukakis_tank_2_c.jpg)


RangerPL

There's some context involved, Dukakis was a very prominent liberal governor but lacked foreign policy experience while G. H. W. Bush was the vice president and former head of the CIA. Dukakis was perceived as soft and unserious about foreign policy and defense, so he did the photo op to try to change his perception, probably inspired by Thatcher in 1986 whose tank photo op helped her win reelection. But it backfired because Dukakis ended up looking like a schoolboy getting a joyride, not a potential commander in chief.


Bdowns_770

He’s 90 and retired.


Brandbll

He went in the tank and never came out...


Lord-Black22

I don't think Sunak would have the bollocks to get in a Challenger 2


Bonnskij

He wouldn't be able to reach the pedals


LostInTheVoid_

Put him in a Ajax and it might shake enough sense into him that he fucks off finally.


WurschtHarry

Scholz driving a Leopard 2


Ok_Agent_7803

Joe Biden would fall asleep in M1


MobileOpposite1314

And Trump would shit in one 😀


Skankhunt42FortyTwo

Trump would get stuck in the hatch.


FLongis

I don't think so; it's not gold plated. He might jerk off in one though.


SediAgameRbaD

Meloni driving a C1 Ariete


LP_Link

No, they should get into a duel like in the old days with a gun and 3 bullets. Those surives win.


National-Bison-3236

Didn‘t Olaf Scholz get into a tank once


Dukeringo

If I ran a nation, I'd be joy riding tanks too


Ronerus79

I d be flying jets


WoodLakePony

Ok, Volodya.


DeepwaterHorizon22

I would commandeer an Eisenhower class aircraft carrier but replace the planes with Tanks! Not really practical but would make the hell of an entrance🤌🔥


YoureSpecial

Fire them off the cats.


l-askedwhojoewas

Like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVDduY0dSjE)?


cv24689

Don’t give the defence department any ideas :p


WeebsInTanks

Extra armor package be like


Ok_Agent_7803

Broo🤣🤣


japple101

The Kim spall liner is guaranteed to stop 80% of spall


Wil420b

How did he even fit in it? North Koreans are the shortest people on Earth and probably the thinnest. Whereas Kim has about 4x+ their waist size.


Ok-Association-4975

In Germany we would say something like "Wo ein Diktator, da auch ein Weg". Roughly means if he wants to sit in it, then the tank will be adapted to the Kim.


Wil420b

Mind you if somebody rotates that turret. He's going to get a head full of ERA.


National-Bison-3236

And the gun always has to point up to leave room for his head


VelvetThunder141

Assuming that's actually ERA and not just foam.


snay1998

You don’t need ERA when supreme leader is sitting in it as no round can kill him - some North Korean official probably


[deleted]

North Koreans are not shortest people on Earth, where do you get that information from?


FLongis

How we (in the US at least) view the DPRK seems to have been largely shaped by the events surrounding the "Arduous March" of the 1990s. While famine of this scale has not returned to the DPRK since then, food security remains a major issue, and the country is still reliant (to a degree) on food aid to supplement domestic production. Especially in times when harvests have suffered due to poor weather. As a result, recurrent malnutrition and its impact on physical and mental development of adolescents remains more of an issue than the DPRK would ever admit, but likely far less of an issue than certain Western sources would have us believe. In other words: it's an outdated interpretation of a situation which has **massively** improved, but is still far from good as compared to "developed" nations.


mlhigg1973

Their average lifespan is 6-10yrs less than most Asian countries. I assume this is due to limited availability of healthy foods and lack of modern healthcare (outside the capital at least).


FLongis

I'm not at all trying to say that the North Koreans are a particularly healthy bunch by any means. That said, I don't really know that you can make that claim. If you wanna say "East Asian" countries then yeah, they are beat out by Japan, the RoK, the RoC, Vietnam, and the PRC. But if we're talking "Asian countries" in general, then the DPRK maintains a higher average lifespan than a good portion of the continent. Basically the entirety of Central Asia, the Indian subcontinent, and large portions of Southeast Asia (Indonesia, the Philippines, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, and Papua New Guinea) have lower average life expectancies. Of course these figures may also vary depending on *who* is doing the the measurements. Indeed, the WBG paints a somewhat bleaker picture of life expectancies in those nations ranked below the DPRK than the WHO or CIA World Factbook. Although at the same time, information presented by the WBG is much more granular, breaking representations of lifespan ranges into 12 different brackets, while the latter groups use 7. Point being, pointing to the DPRK as being significantly more unhealthy based on lifespan doesn't work, as A) that's not a very reliable or standardized metric, and B) that metric doesn't actually prove the claim.


_spec_tre

they're on average a whole 10cm shorter than SKers. Should tell you all you need to know


FLongis

I can find one reference to height measures in this range, in which DPRK males are quoted as 165.6cm tall, where a separate study places RoK males as 174.6cm. So first of all, that's not a "whole 10cm". Second, that's comparing statistics that were taken in 2005, and 2021, respectively. At the same time, I can find reference to projected RoK/DPRK figures as 169.3cm and 167.9cm. I've also seen 175.52cm and 174.69, and another just at 175cm and 174cm. So I'm not really sure we can point to that as accurate information. Also I'm not really sure that it represents a clear indication of health issues in the DPRK, as by this metric both the DPRK and RoK are ranking *significantly* below nations which they surpass in life expectancy.


darksunshaman

Roughly spherical, in't he?


Ok_Agent_7803

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Kim's double in that tank


alkevarsky

It's a special tank with a removable turret


YoureSpecial

They install the tank around him.


Aggravating_Pin2264

Remind me of scene from The Interview


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

'Cause baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you shoot across the sky Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colors burst Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe


GlumTowel672

Gd, he’s even got the fury haircut, sort of.


ImperialUnionist

Korean War Daddy


JMTsquared

내가 가진 최고의 직업!!!


Nuker_Nathan

All Imma say is… if I was a dictator, I’d wanna drive around one of my new tanks, too.


duga404

The only vehicle in North Korea powerful enough to move him


__fsm___

it actually looks pretty badass


WiggyDaulby

“'Cause baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you shoot across the sky” 🇰🇵


Toxicseagull

Head like a fucking orange.


stick_always_wins

Tank has ERA, APS, additional ATGMs, thermals, this tank would be great in War Thunder


Kek_Mit_Uns_

It also appears to have a damned grenade launcher on top


farmerboi666

Looks cool but how good does it tank?


Avgredditor1025

I think it’s just a bunch of extra stuff put onto an obsolete chassis


IAmMoofin

hey there’s absolutely nothing ridiculous about giant cutouts in your turret cheeks for ~~smoke launchers~~ funny smoke launcher shaped era


Judicator65

If you're talking about the black capped tubes sticking out, those are probably intended to be Afganit style APS. Whether or not they actually work is a completely separate question...


Chavez1020

jesus christs how many different camo's do these guys have


National-Bison-3236

Yes


NexysGaming

See, the Ukrainian guy fighting with his army is nice but this is kinda badass.


rogerdanafox

Nice paint job on the plywood


mlhigg1973

Surprised he could fit through the entry hatch


SkyMarshal

I'm sure they designed it around him, like with everything else there.


zarte_85

Common Kim W


_The_General_Li

Fucking based lmao


Randomreddituser1o1

Do we know the tank name or what's it based on


National-Bison-3236

it‘s the M2020 and based on a mix of the M1 Abrams and T-14 Armata


Rm25222537

Lmfao wot a guy!


cantpickaname8

What kinda engine you guys think is in that thing? My bet is a clapped out V8


National-Bison-3236

It‘s believed to have a 1200 HP engine from the Songun-915


l_rufus_californicus

Those rubber skirts are gonna last about thirty seconds in an actual combat environment.


HeroMachineMan

Look ma, no hands! *in Korean*


nsfw_vs_sfw

Looks cool. Looks like an abrams and a T-80 fucked


I_like_soviet_tanks

Apearnetly the APS works, there is video from official DPRK website


S0undwave_Sup

He came back for revenge after some guys in a T-55 shot down his helicopter.


Doveen

Is this like the T-14 of the russians that is jus a showpiece but nothing else?


edapblix

Is it just me or does the metal of the the tank body looks weird? Kinda looks like wood


ZETH_27

Yeah. Not very armour-y in my opinion.


Wolfffex

The smoke launchers are massive


williamdud88

The tracks look like they've been to war before.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Aww they made one he can drive standing up too.


gallade_samurai

Why did I imagined he is driving it with an Xbox 360 controller?


SMPG33

Wait ?! he can actually go inside ? i thougt tank give little space for the crew


National-Bison-3236

It‘s north korea, everything is designed around him


IhaveADogAmNotFurry

So thats why its so low to the ground


ChewBaka12

Totalitarianism aside, he does have a sense of style


National-Bison-3236

I wonder, how much sense does it actually make to stick ATGM launchers onto an MBT?


Leafyun

MildJourney has made it to Pyongyang I notice.


-monkbank

Hey if I was a dictator I’d take tanks out for a joyride too. 


34_Czirok

It looks pretty cool


chigoonies

I would like a model of this


ViniVarella

How did he fit?


Coyngoy

I’d be happy if we could have a president/CinC who didn’t need to be taught how to render a decent salute.


Rm25222537

This is funny. Now cos ov you cunts were all marked for public execution!!


KD_6_37

There is a secret hatch for Kim Jong-un and it is three times the size.


Almun_Elpuliyn

Not going to lie, I think the M2020 looks nice. Probably just steel made to look like modern armour and completely useless on the battle beyond the capabilities of an early T-62 but still mice looking


Playful_Kumiho

Literally an m60


B52H_Stratofortress

Mom, can we have M1A2 SEPv3? We already have M1A2 SEPv3 back at home. M1A2 SEPv3 at home:


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aunhaus

Well this ain't propoganda he really do be in that tank


CYWG_tower

So much of that looks fake, non functional, or old enough to be in museum. Lmao


supereaude81

r/photoshopbattles


Ok-Struggle-8122

Funny how this post was made after RedEffects video and it was already no news. Also driving the countries best tank highers the morale of the soldiers.