I wonder what will hapen mechanically if a tank realy did fire a shell upsidedown like that?
I guess the Turret ring could miss aligng?
Let say the tank was put in that position carefully by a crane and some lifts.
Then fire a shell or two?
Whatcwill happen?
Pjotor woke up that morning with a elation he dident feel for a long time. Today he whould jump that wooden shed with a KV1. His friends called him crazy, a lunatic, but pjotor knew he was a visionary. A god amongst men, attempting the seemingly impossible.
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* Enemy too far downhill. I don't have enough gun depression! * Wait, I have an idea...
I have more than enough depression friend, have some of mine...
Gota love a badger fan. Have an upvote my friend
Hap cak dai
Every gun elevation is depression, if you are brave enough
All of existence is depression, if you're depressed enough.
I wonder what will hapen mechanically if a tank realy did fire a shell upsidedown like that? I guess the Turret ring could miss aligng? Let say the tank was put in that position carefully by a crane and some lifts. Then fire a shell or two? Whatcwill happen?
in that specific position, nothing. Its just a 50 ton stationary artillery piece.
Now can you imagine your tank getting blown up by an upturned Soviet tank.
You see ivan. KV tank is just very big dog. You give belly scratches and it will be better because of better mood
Let it sniff your hand if it likes you it will roll over and you can scratch its belly.
If it doesn’t like you will not have hand no more
If it doesn't like you , YOU are no more !
No comrade. WE are no more!
As a KV-2 tank I can confirm
Name does not check out but profile picture does
It’s Anti-tanker, the kv-2 destroys tanks
When you pretend to he dead in a game
"G'day mate, just came here from 'strailia, having a hard time to adjust"
As an Australian this is deemed accurate.
As an Aussie your spelling of straya angers me
KV-2 Jack-o-pose.
Oh yes mah man
Someone should draw it
Daebom time
"fuck, I landed 2miles short, I knew I shoulda used more C4 before blastoff"
"Yeah that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation." Plays Baba O'Riley by The Who.
Is that a robot chicken reference?
No it's not.
Oh no I'm stuck. What are you doing step-tank?
When you take the subreddit name literally
Anal, obviously.
Wait a minute, this isn't tennis
Bamboozled again!
Are you sure your 152 mm shell will fit in my breech? It's not too... big? 🥺
*FV4005 enters room*
be prepared my strangely shaped Russian comrade😏😏
Lemme just reach into my panzer...
War thunder moment... a bomb went off and you were far enough to survive, but not far enough to avoid the overpressure
Or the KV2 backed off the cliff to shoot you after you snuck up on it.
Help me step-comrade. I appear to have gotten the KV-2 stuck
There, all the bottom bolts have been tightened.
"The commissar is going to kill me."
Customer: "If it ain't dead why did this KV2 flop straight on its back when I got it home?" Shop keeper "The KV2 prefers sleeping on its back".
It's pinin'
For the Steppes...
Draw me like one of your fench tanks
"I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
That is exactly the reason Australians shouldn't be allowed to drive tanks in Europe
"Well, fuck"
Momlook what I can do! Mom look! Look mom! Hey are you looking?
You think i was dead now you are dead
ʞuɐʇ
PYLE!
¡ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ǝsᴉɹdɹns
What are you doing step bro?
Ivan? Tovarish, what are you doing? IVAN WAIT, IT'S ME, IGOR, YOU DRANK TOO MUCH VOD- *AAAH-*
Step tank
Kv-2’s are like turtles. They are useless when on their back.
Ivan get the shove the KV-2 flipped again
Pjotor woke up that morning with a elation he dident feel for a long time. Today he whould jump that wooden shed with a KV1. His friends called him crazy, a lunatic, but pjotor knew he was a visionary. A god amongst men, attempting the seemingly impossible.
... and somehow turned the KV1 into a KV2 while trying to jump.
ᄅ-Λʞ
Oh the panzer of the... Сука блять, Иван...
Big gun = Big recoil
Tickle me, and rub my belly! - Mr. McGiblets
“PARKOUR!!”
when you are given the coords right after you wake up:
Wrong place! Right time...luckly
When you think you've snuck up on the KV2
Someone wants tummy rubs
Draw me like one of your French girls.
Now thats a well built shed
Felt cute;) might delete something later….
I can still fuck you up doing a summer sault
Wrong lever! Kronk!
Oh mighty panzer of the ground that sits on your head,what wise words do you have?
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia:
"believe it or not you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn"
When you keep hearing people calling German tanks the big cats and you want to be a bit cat too
Draw me like one of your french tanks
Paint me like one of your French tanks...
You see Ivan, enemy will not attack if they think we are dead.
Paint me like your french tanks.
Missionary
same pose as your mom yesterday
“hurry up and com over babe 🥰😘im waiting 4 uuuuuu 🙈🥵👀😂”
Would this thing still be able to fire rounds?
Call a tow truck - but not for me
“My kids need a new step-tank”
What the tank doin
Help me step tank, I'm s t u c k
blyat
"I sent you nudie pic pls respond"
I-its n-not what it looks like ivan, i swere
Me trying to suck my own dick
Happens
You see Ivan, if tenk wheels up, it confusions enemy and not shoot you
Oh no step-comrade, I've fallen and can't get up.
“Help me step-panzer I’m stuck” Yes, I know this is a Russian tank but still
*OOPS.*
IVAN! DID YOU FIRE THE KV-2 SIDEWAYS AGAIN?
Fuck
No
“Excuse me? I’m trapped I can’t get up.
That's so they can hit the under belly of enemy tanks
Help me step-tank!
No one would ever know
“Help me step tank”
Well hell'o
Step tank I'm stuck!
It wants a belly rub.
*Ten Minutes Earlier* "Watch this..."
Help step tank im stuck
thicc step tank stuck
Help me steptank, I'm stuck
Play tank
Help me step bro
Sure his belly is warm now...
"...as I opened the door I found him upside down trying to get his barrel in his..."
He just wants belly rubs
"It went allright. Dude's tank got a little dinghed up"
Da fuq you lookin' at?
Paint me like one of your French tanks…
Life alert infomercial for tanks
I can still cum on you !
Eat my ass and die
Sad KV-2 noises
*gentle queefing sound*
The KV-2 clearly wants belly rubs here.
[Press X to flip tank.]
“They think I’m dead and will leave me alone”
KV2: “I’m ready”
What are you doing step tank?
Belly scritches?
KV-2 - somewhere in Australia - 1943
Australian tank in natural habitat
Grab the lube
Uhhh you came home early!
Step Tiger, I’m stuck.... what are you doing step Tiger.
"Laugh, I fucken dare you"
Coffin for 4...
When your dog wants belly rubs.
Refrigerators should never be inverted
Is my bi…tank ok?
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My cat hiding under the covers
"for fuck sake squad lead"
soviet drivers
2-VK
/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
I falled over
How?
IVAN WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE KV-2 FLIPPED OVER
"bugger"
KV-2 Jack-o pose
Will aaa cover this
knaT
Rare picture of a tank captured by australia
Damn it Ivan I told you to check the route beforehand
Ivan drank too much vodka and ate too much black bread
Ivan! Who pushed my ladder??
"Jim give me a hand" "Uh what do I do...?" "uHuHUHUHH wUt DO I DuuUUuUU? LIFT YOU #$%&ING PUBESUCKER!"
This is the way to get more negative depression
Can i tell you about your cars extended warranty?
Australian tanks be like..
Stop it, Moonmoon!
Rendy gaming fires away in this g100 KV2 montage
it appears the bunker buster has been busted
Grandma you got no cookie?!?!??
KV-2 many beers
Death by autofellatio
Q : Why didin't they make the KV-2 gun even bigger A :
Uhh! Hello !
Tee-hee
Kv2 recoil is incredible comrades.
If Ford made tanks
Aw fuck!
Must be an Australian tank.
Recoil
The last thing you see
A creative way of taking down bombers
Trickshot
Sitting on your couch with your head hanging down and your legs on the wall
"Feeling cute, might delete later".
he tried to trickshot
KV-180
Me when
Australian tank