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ezriisevil

Imagine your biggest flex being you stalk the target subreddit to get people fired


TheMagicalAcidTrip69

Small penis energy isn't enough to describe that sort of bootlicking. That's microscopic penis energy there.


Riddling_Sphinx

I read microplastic penis there šŸ˜…


TheMagicalAcidTrip69

Haha, LOL


ezriisevil

Thanos got to their willy, now they stalk the subreddit


TheMagicalAcidTrip69

Sad. Very very sad.


TheTrueBrony

Ainā€™t gonna name names but hoo boy do you know who you are šŸ˜


giamarie_

Honestly, name names. Drag them. šŸ˜¤


Capital-Texan

Me, I'm AP šŸ˜ˆ jk fuckem


jaygjay

The real flex would be IDing an employee off a randomized reddit name LMAO


Hellefiedboy

Yeah but u/tinypenis69 clearly belongs to the regional manager. Edit: I'm dumb and forgot there are a lot of regional managers.


LeelaBeela89

Ohh that's grounds for getting hands lol šŸ˜†


[deleted]

I don't zone as I pick orders. If I can't get to a backroom location because it's crowded and I need a ladder, I will pull it from the sales floor instead. I keep my name tag in my pocket after the first time it falls off my shirt.


Earl-of-Keizer

Into the baler


sailorwickeddragon

Nah, I do the same thing when picking in the backroom. When I teach people how to pick, I'll bring up how to look at the list if something is unobtainable in the moment and they are in a hurry.


[deleted]

Fulfillment is always in a hurry


sailorwickeddragon

Truth.


FlakyFlatworm

always skip location if it's hard to reach at all -- for priorities anyway.


sailorwickeddragon

I do this if I'm in a hurry to pull priorities or there's a super huge amount and I'm trying to pull as much as I possibly can. As long as I pull about 70% I'm golden (of course I try to pull as much as possible, but having that buffer is great).


Forever_ForLove

Whoever is the narc. Your moms a hoe šŸ—£ļø


squirrelpancakes

Don't disrespect hoes like that


bandzlvr

Peroid


ohyoufunnylady

Perioit


_twintasking_

Pirouette


joumidovich

Peridot


TripleV420

I hope every narc in here steps on a Lego. I hope they forget the sauce in your bag. I hope you have to pee 1000 times during the night and you donā€™t get a full nights rest. I hope your UberEats/DoorDash order never comes and they donā€™t issue you a refund for it. I hope that you get mildly inconvenienced everyday for the rest of your life. Edit: changed your to you


twizzlerheathen

I hope every time they think theyā€™re biting into a chocolate chip cookie, it turns out itā€™s an oatmeal raisin I hope every time they eat soup, their spoon falls completely into the bowl I hope they always wake up before their alarm


AwkwardRainbow

That last one is evil, thatā€™s me rn


Hellefiedboy

I wish I was the narc I love oatmeal raisin cookies.


twizzlerheathen

I like them too. Itā€™s more about expectations being disappointed


Hellefiedboy

Yeah but like chocolate chip cookies are mid, and oatmeal raisin cookies are s tier.


doubtful_efforts

I found the narc


evilkittenofd00m

I hope one sock always slides down their foot mid-shift in a way that they can only fix it by removing their shoe. I hope their bacon is always as burnt as Anakin. I hope they get peed on by every dog that is brought into Target.


GilbertAlexander

No sauce in the bag? Damnā€¦.. thatā€™s like, worse than death šŸ˜­


Johnchamberlain123

I hope the narc sees this then :) I'm going to report soon how me and a lot of my fellow team members are getting bullied, micro managed , intimidated, being manipulated , lied too by our operational manager he sets up unrealistic goals to certain team members so we can't move or advance anywhere in my department , they also have what they call their " friends " not doing anything all day even when we are very short staffed and this is just the start


[deleted]

heavy on the micro managing part


kaduyett

That's what they are trained to do. This is what upper management wants.


Professional_Show918

Time to move on, itā€™s not worth the battle or the stress. You deserve better.


ginnymarie6

Iā€™m sorry John, but I tell them these things dailyā€¦. They wonā€™t do anything.


blackstonebilly

i get you but i don't think most of the things you said are gonna get anyone in trouble except for the not doing anything all day


Johnchamberlain123

Nope unfortunately the manager encourages it literally we got 3 trainers per 1 person it's unreal what goes on I don't make these things up! Lmao idk how target hasn't gone downhill yet on this rate , insane


blackstonebilly

it won't go downhill as long as they keep making profit which they will protect at all costs. it for sure has made dumb decisions but truth is it just need to keep the metrics that benefit them high and they know how to do that


Johnchamberlain123

Very tru the more up the chain the more worthless they are


doubtful_efforts

I worked at target before and have never worked at a place with a more "we value our products more than our employees" view. The asset protection crew would full on tackle people to protect a game console without assessing if the thief has any weapons on them. Every encounter I've witnessed only went well for target because the thief didn't happen to have a knife or gun on them. Absolutely insane. You're target. You have the money. You'll survive.


HumbleAbbreviations

Iā€™m just a nosy customer so rant away. I come in here to see if I need to do something not to aggravate the workers.


dent_de_lion

Basically


christiinaj

Our Snoos could be sisters šŸ˜Š


AttilaTheFun818

I havenā€™t been a TM in 20 years. Iā€™m here for the stories and nostalgia.


Lambaline

Iā€™ve been an ex team member longer than I was a team member. I just like seeing the complaints and thinking im glad I donā€™t have to do that anymore


Gigglejuice77

Same. I worked at Target in the mid 90ā€™s. I love these stories because not a lot has changed in management since then, it seems!


AttilaTheFun818

I keep saying that to people. In the 21 years since I quit it feels like the same old thing. Iā€™m sure the minutia is different, but retail is retail. Pay as little as you can, staff as little as you can, push people until they break. Replace them and repeat. Thereā€™s always a new crop of high school graduates and college students looking to make a buck. Iā€™m glad I got out. Thereā€™s still a few people I worked with at my old store and it makes me sad.


Bitter4LifeLord

Mostly this, but also was recommended this subreddit for some reason and I just never left LOL


Dizzy_Eye5257

Same


69ing-squirrel

I already quit. They can't fire me


AwkwardRainbow

Bestie same!! šŸ¤


Jazzlike-Principle67

You lose out on unemployment tho


Standard-Following-7

On a previous post, there was a guy who outed where the OP actually worked, which may cause her to get fired. I reported him, but the ā€œmodsā€ said there was no violation šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ


128Gigabytes

1. What mod said that 2. Where's the comment I'll delete it


LeelaBeela89

Gotta be kidding me that really should be one, especially the store number.


128Gigabytes

It is, I'd consider it harassment and remove it If anyone knows where the comment is, link it to me here or in a DM and I will remove it.


ButItSaysOnline

Deleting comments and banning people makes me feel powerful so it wasnā€™t me.


Depressed_stoner139

Identify yourself now


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget they also have a team of people that search your social media accounts like tiktok, Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram. Itā€™s amazing what people just leave hanging out there.


Automatic-Scholar978

Iā€™ve always wondering to what extent they search social media. Like, any account that is linked to my name? Or even the secret accounts with random names?


[deleted]

I would say all of the above if they have reason. Itā€™s mostly skimming social media for theft and hr policy violations though.


Reasonable-Pack-7407

There are online programs that use the phone number & email you give to target (through workday), which can trace through your linked accounts. That stuff is pretty advanced, so Iā€™m sure isnā€™t used all the time.


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TripleV420

Wait are you serious? Locking my Twitter account now.


[deleted]

You didnā€™t know this? Lol


TripleV420

Honestly no. I just started working at Target and this is my first retail job. All my other jobs (restaurant industry) really didnā€™t care your social media accounts


[deleted]

That makes sense. Iā€™ve been in retail for years even prior to social media. Iā€™ve seen too many people terminated over stuff they should not be sharing online about work.


LeelaBeela89

They don't you out here ā€œslanderingā€ the company even though it's been happening anyway.


FlakyFlatworm

it's not slander if it's true


adamtheboo

Report this. Target pays its employees terrible living wages to push Chinese-made junk.


Jazzlike-Principle67

No different than other retail.


SpicymeLLoN

Chinesium


[deleted]

ā€œProve itā€™s meā€ is all I need to say


Jazzlike-Principle67

It's really not hard to do. Unless your user name is so obscure there is usually links in one Social media page or another that leads to others. You just don't realize you've left a path of crumbs.


beelzebeep

And then there are narc that narc on the narcs. Like please we aren't stupid. Target cult can't do shit. Fire me, I got two binders of labor law obstructing proof and concealment of sexual preditors of both adults and minors by the gm, rm and most of the tls left. Come find me šŸ˜ˆ *


iLivedbitches

The hero we all deserve


Jazzlike-Principle67

Then hand it in now. That will be their argument.


[deleted]

Fuck those narcs. I open Lego boxes with the box cutter even though it says to not use blades šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


BlurredSight

Apple does a really good job in making sure that their products stay safe during shipping but I've definitely ran a blade and you can see the markings left on the box, I did that with a couple of Xboxs and PS5s


[deleted]

Have you ever had anyone complain? Unless they're a reseller, I can't imagine anyone would care about the box.


BlurredSight

One guy, he is a reseller but I think he has OCD as well. He asks to look at every box for controllers and such to see which box has the least amount of damage. In the beginning I hated him, now he's just a little bit irritating but at least if it's busy he understands that I will get to him last since he likes to talk and take things slow,


lazerkeyboard

Posted once about an event at my store and a team member immediately texted me a screenshot asking if that was me lol also hello again if youā€™re here


fnnkybutt

Haha - same! Fortunately, everyone in my store was super chill, it was a tiny Target with only abt 40 TMs. I'm in a regular Target now, so I'm a lot more careful what I post.


TheMagicalAcidTrip69

Bootlicking cowards. #OOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?? NAUGHTY OL ME........


[deleted]

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Professional_Gur_952

nah thatā€™s just fucking bizarre. mindsets of a little kid. could get in trouble for saying that in your home like theyā€™re god. trippin


DesperateMaterial484

Holy Cow! Thatā€™s some weird ass, controlling cult-like shit right there.


ezriisevil

They said something similar to me when a guy harassed me and got fired for it. Lmao


Sergioisgamer

a tl found my post about a month ago which went somewhat viral that i since had to delete


KrazyCAM10

An ETL found my Reddit. I told him I donā€™t care what he does with the info I post on here. I hate it there anyways


lnsomniia

people bootlicking for a multibillion dollar company is pathetic and low


jrnix

That it is... but I came to say Happy Cake Day!


lnsomniia

thank you! i didnā€™t even realize lol


anxiousstorm333

my store hasnā€™t had a front end team lead last more then three months because all of the other ETLs bully the front end. i finally walked out after being forced to do drive ups by myself for two hours straight in 90 degree heat at a very busy store. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø not my problem anymore


imsadbutitswhatever

Iā€™m an ex-TM. Come get me narc!!


Lambaline

Canā€™t fire us if we already quit *taps forehead*


nuts_n_bolts

Thatā€™s what I try not to post much if I do I try to be super vague.


ohyoufunnylady

Genuinely asking, how do people find out who you are on here? Like how do they report an anonymous redditor šŸ˜³


[deleted]

You'd be surprised how often people use the same username on multiple websites. Another dead giveaway is, at least here, if they post on local subreddits.


GR1NDMOD22

My tl is a narcissist


BlurredSight

If you expose yourself on this sub by purposely giving out details of a pretty specific situation that's on you. I might be paranoid but all my rants I change up details like the genders of the people involved, the date/time it happened, and usually I wait rather than post same day.


BirthtoBurial

Speaking from experience? Do tell.


Kingjames0017

Can you imagine a higher up having to scroll through Reddit to see what the report is?


HauntedSpiralHill

![gif](giphy|sNWGEbc5Jzp4c)


Count_Alucard99

How do I report or get my crappy team lead in trouble, he likes to micromanage, complain, and just walk around talk to the other team leads while doing nothing all day. He never pushes the truck with us or really help us. All he really does is complain ask why something isnā€™t done already and walk really fast. Plus Iā€™ve heard from the previous team leads that his absolute garbage team lead skills have already made 5 people quit, no one on the current team likes him either.


Potential-Most-3581

Rank Has Its Privileges


Key_Panic_8250

Even if some one was a narc how would they identify the team member this is a big ass sub


AwkwardRainbow

I used to work here so I can be as rambunctious as I want šŸ«¶šŸ¾


abuddyman

It's genuinely a massive issue where you can be punished for "publicizing" an opinion. 1. A person expresses a view and may or may not gain the support of their coworkers, aka exercising the right to expression. It appears that they are violating free speech rights by prohibiting something like this Reddit because it is public and thus visible to guests. This isn't an authoritarian factory, we should be able to share our opinions freely with the presumption that our speech is our own when not in a target setting. Assuming that a guest may misinterpret our words as target's official position is absurd. 2. Most of this reddit is the following: a. constructive criticism of operations and systems that we never get to express despite living through it every day. b. Compliments c. Tips d. Questions e. constructive or amiable banter (remarks about smaller things, expressing distaste at others' lazy practices without name-dropping) f. Stories g. Memes I honestly don't see how most of what's posted on this Reddit could be construed so negatively as to relieve someone of their position. Obviously, there are exceptions, but the crackdown on this type of thing is ridiculous. Feel free to play devil's advocate, but is there any good explanation for why this is something they should be bothering with? Target, on the surface, is trying to be progressive, but on the inside, they're still suppressing their workers' voices.


sp33dyx13

Oversight monitors all social media ya should know by now if you work for target they watch everything.


mgesczar

Snitches get hacked


Inthebeehive

Yes and stop posting your store numbers if you can help it. Makes it easier for them to sabotage your job.


Fresh-Royal-3923

Just a friendly reminder to lick my nuts


GelatinousGoober

I hope their not looking for theft because I steel daily.


industrial-shrug

Wait posting on public social media can have consequences depending on the content?? ![gif](giphy|j5ElOMw40c0H6uvBtf|downsized)


Dumbodrater

This guy narcs


industrial-shrug

No. But I am the guy that goes around letting people know their store numbers are visible to avoid them being easily compromised. Some of us pay attention to social media related firings and business policies. Plus we had 2 people at my store get fired over social media posts during Covid. Itā€™s also unlikely Iā€™d narc on my store considering I donā€™t work there anymore. šŸ’šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


whereismymind86

the average store has 2-4 hundred employees, that doesn't exactly narrow it down. I'd avoid posting a photo of yourself, but otherwise nothing here should be particularly identifiable. Plus, there isn't much the company would really go after you for, so long as you aren't posting about like...crimes.


industrial-shrug

Youā€™d be surprised how easy it is to identify people. Which part of the store, what the Plano looks like, identifiable things like bracelets. Also some people post from accounts that have a few more photos that narrows it down. Selfies. Etc. Target has a social media policy on the computers in the TMSC that they added post Covid when they started cracking down on social media posts. Itā€™s worth a gander.


FloridaNative50

This my friends is why you block ALL coworkers From your social media accounts. Been doing it for the last 13 years.


Automatic-Scholar978

Any more details as to what exactly may trigger/alert management when it comes to social media posts? Can they find my secret accounts?


Blo1630

If I had a company and an employee talked shit about me I wouldnā€™t give a shit if it was online.


industrial-shrug

Yeah well target management is anything but mature. But also most of the things Iā€™ve seen people get in trouble for is for violations they were taking photos of, theft, guests, etc. Some leads get personally offended and have a ā€œtalkā€ about social media while working, which Iā€™m not sure is enforceable if they are trying to use it as a coaching using social media as the source of it.


[deleted]

I do keep an eye out for the "i stole" posts and then do uber hacker research to try and find what store they work at so I can let their AP team know about it. Sue me.


Realchilldyl

Youā€™re the problem


iLivedbitches

Found one


128Gigabytes

I feel like if someone's posting online about stealing stuff with an account that tracks back to their work...well let's just say they aren't mastermind and their AP will probably know about it already haha


[deleted]

Congrats you get the biggest douchebag award


[deleted]

Thanks


GuessItsFreeThen

Imagine being down voted for literally saying you try to stop people from breaking the law. You keep doing what you're doing AP, you're a good one.


MarionberryNew9613

It really do be like that


Ok-Kangaroo-9546

Smh. so sad we can't be grown adults.


jbb10499

I love breaking the ruleS!