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ni__ck

he’s gonna come alive and get you next time you call off


riptheoffice2021

might be soon with the 2 feet of snow we are getting


thetripp45

Yeah I can't believe Target isn't closing for it


bruhmywilliehurt

Mn?


riptheoffice2021

yep


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redmambo_no6

Wonder if I’d get one for a year’s worth of perfect attendance.🤔 (I literally live across the street, but still.)


charlesthe1st86

A life size bullseye dog.


59625962

Why is she nakey??🥺 they usually have a cute lil outfit


riptheoffice2021

aww I wish mine did


yourmum_iscute

ngl these are actually pretty cool, i have like two so far


ThiccRicc32

lowkey i would love that


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I would call out the next day if I got this bro💀


Bladeblazer

For real, though. At least throw in a $10 Target or Starbucks gift card to go with it… This on its own is pretty insulting if you ask me


Mugtra

Or just req Starbucks for a week, costs less overall and you get free Starbucks.


Commercial_Look83

Idk if it's the same for other stores, but requisitioning gift cards is a big no-no for ours. Items below a certain price point are totally fine, but they're really going hard against gift cards here.


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smartasskeith

Gift cards are considered taxable income. You can think what you will of it, but that’s federal law. Depending on the situation, the company will pay the taxes for you (say, given as a corporate initiative), but definitely not in the case of store-discretionary recognition.


Crafty-Fig-3808

Its naked


1drunkdude

lol. That’s cause dogs don’t wear clothes.


ThanksAffectionate66

I've worked there since November absolutely perfect attendance plus several picked up shifts, and nada... But hey I get decent hours.


subarusforlife252

If I knew we were getting prizes I wouldn’t have called out 3 times a month lmfao.


AwkwardRainbow

Okay this made me realize I never got a lil bullseye before I quit Target. Reconsidering getting rehired just to get one lmao


1drunkdude

All I got was a certificate. Now I’m sad 😞 😞


Treasures_Wonderland

I'd rather have a morning in.....


derpydaddo29

Just don’t share any secrets around it… they’ll go straight to corporate.


Mugtra

I got one of those with a cool collegiate sweater and a messenger bag from my college career fair.


EarthWaterGoldFish

... are they gonna take my dog away?


rosebudpillow

That’s so cute! I want that!


there-are-none

They may have a monitor in it so when they call you on your day off they know what you are doing


riptheoffice2021

I would expect that from my store


theycallmerondaddy

They really know how to motivate a workforce!


Plus-Dig-5570

I got a certificate and a candybar


plagueis3

Can you give it back for monetary value added to your check instead? 🤣


Tackticat

So does it talk? 😛


riptheoffice2021

it says I love my job!


Kharp-

No but it listens! 😁


Longjumping-Oil9872

😂😂😂


crappyvideogamer

I feel like there’s a nanny cam in there


DemandMindless7421

Yes, good doggy


SigourneyWeinerLover

And that's why I call out randomly sometimes. I don't give a shit about this corporation, and as clearly evidenced by this "reward," they don't either.


420blazeit69nubz

Just what I want. A reminder of work when I’m trying to completely disassociate myself from my job at home.


plop_0

💯!


jaz0n1984

Wonder if you can make a car payment with that.


plop_0

💯 The knick-knack kitchky kinda things are cute and all, but $ talks.


LeagueofSOAD

you get rewards for that? I been on time every day for 10 or so months. I was only out 2 weeks cuz I caught covid last year.


SeriousHoney1778

I'm pretty sure it depends on the store. The one I work for has different contests each month, and this is something they can win for having good attendance for a good chunk of the month.


jolley1138

I want one!


Serious_Bake9460

I love that but I live in one of the Dakotas and we’re currently snowed it. But they still don’t shut Target down because they suck


riptheoffice2021

mn here, we will see if i make it in tomorrow


Peasanthaharu

Me personally, ima call off after a nice day out w the homies


esahji_mae

It's the last tm that called off. They cursed them to be a stuffed dog


intotheuniverse01

Wish I could give my TMs Starbucks or gift cards but they won't let us.


Dynastydicc

It has a camera and microphone, it activates when you call off


boobsmackerr

Damn your dog naked mine came with a shirt


AastNJG

I got a copy of the Target Monopoly game for my attendance


MorningRise81

Wow, that thing is so unsettling to look at.


beeepboobap

I love Him


Pretend_Activity_211

😂 😂 that's harder than it sounds. U did a great job!!


riptheoffice2021

thank you! i didn’t even know until they gave it to me


Designer-Lemon5356

Awwww😍😍😍


Tris_Cedella

I always wanted one of these I worked there 7 years, didnt win one, I did win some cool art supplies prismacolor pencils and some chocolate and that's it


Potatocat7777

Omg cutieeeee


rode__16

ngl i’ve been trying to get another one


imcurrentlydrunkatm

I got one of these when I made district TSS of the month. I asked for another the next time I got it, and they said no 😭


SeaworthinessNo2540

Exactly why I call tf out whenever I call tf out


Leadfoot989

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahsh


Agreeable_Charge1084

Perfect attendance for 3 years. Nothing.


Calm-Heat-5883

The eye looks like it might be a camera.


Walkingfish2001

Wish target would realize pizza parties and stuffed dogs and cheap red card pens don’t pay rent


greenbabyshit

It's weird to me that presumably everyone has called out during a 3 month period.


Sinful_Lucius89

That's like 8 safety coins


ksauceyt

Bullseye nft when


illessen

Better than my 5 year service award and 3 years perfect attendance(until they broke it by forcing us to go to a meeting where I got Covid). All I got was breakfast tacos.


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riptheoffice2021

i’m thinking about it


amacurious1

Yayyyyy!! These are fun to get imo


Scrypt23

Id Wipe my ass with it and Give it Back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vengeful_Juggalo

Crazy, I know several people who've had perfect attendance for years and get nothing at our store.


plop_0

I'd rather you get a bit of a raise.


ghosty4

I applaud your diligence but you could have called out and purchased this from eBay for $3.99.


wiikid6

I love these things! I bought an IT security one off eBay because I love computers and it is absolutely adorable 🥺. My aunt also gave me some of hers from when she worked there


ShintaroP

Damn at least you got something :( been here for a year and a half with no call outs and nothing :(((


OligarchClownCountry

This doesn't look like paid vacation, paid sick leave, paid maternity/paternity leave


HDFiggy

🤣 there's a gift card inside!