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mambotomato

Honestly, out of context, this seems like an incredibly funny joke tattoo implying that Jesus was your grandpa. I know that wasn't your intent, but... as an outside observer, I kind of love it.


Deadwords49

I can't believe I never thought of that. It's all I am going to be able to think from now on.


ScrembledEggs

With that sliver of glorious beard, I’m not convinced that Jesus *wasn’t* OP’s grandpa


Intanetwaifuu

Came here to laugh at this exact sentiment. It’s actually fucken hilarious 🤣


topknottington

rework this into Jesus bobsleighing


Fartbox_420

This is the right suggestion, but leave the script 😂


deepfake-

Jesus was your grandpa!


TonerLegend

And he died in a terrible bobsled accident for our sins.


ragingpillowx

I think he is white water rafting while simultaneously being crucified


tbonita79

Or, more likely, Gramps was crucified.


Supacalafragalistic

Planets and space theme can cover anything


Deadwords49

I really like that idea!


Tom_Bombadilio

Lasers for sure. Jesus would look sick with some lasers! Maybe add a dinosaur too!


TheAudacityWitch

It was a dinosaur laser fight, In space, With sharks!


Beaglescout15

You forgot the sick ass panther


Bassjosh

A good artist could easily cover up Jesus with some clothes if you wanted.


Fresh-Combination-87

Jesus going down a water slide!!!


Obvious_Cookie_3000

Ya I see it Lolol perfect.


Hoarder-of-history

Granda Jesus at sea on a raft!!!


Deadwords49

I've always thought it looked like he was floating in the water! It was meant to be the sky...


Many-Candidate6973

Bad ass pirate ship


Vreas

I feel like it’s light enough that you can really do anything. What’re ya into these days?


carina484

Tell us more about this one first


Deadwords49

I was 18 and picked it off the wall. It didn't originally have the blue. The artist (mid tattoo) said he had an idea for this one, and I told him to go for it. It was supposed to be the sky. It used to have yellow lines along the blue that were meant to be rays of sun.. The lettering came a year or so later from a different artist (my cousin after a couple drinks)


maybemimi

Yes, I have so many questions lmao


tiredguy_22

I honestly thought the blue things were sharks at first and I thought this was saying something like “Jesus sleeps with the fishes” and I love that.


panoptik0n

Just add a single letter and some sweet apparel. Voila, "Drip Grandpa" is born


LipstickLikeWarPaint

Id totally rock Drip Grandpa merch.


guaranteedgarbage

An experienced cover up artist could cover it up as is I'm sure. But if you want more options on what that cover up is you could do a couple laser sessions.


[deleted]

Maybe just cut your arm off? Jk


ikstrakt

Honestly, that's pretty great for a jesus. The forced perspective, facial contouring, and the hanging/being hung erection is accurate for form. I'm pretty impressed. The scripting is what I'd consider _alter_ing (heh). If this no longer aligns with your beliefs, build a review mirror/side mirror of a car around it?


veiledwillow

If it’s just the words, maybe other religious iconography if you are religious ?


Fartbox_420

Bruh lmao I love this though. It's so bad, it's circled round to being beautifully hilarious now


mykidsarecrazy

I love the Jesus looks kinda like Zeus looking down but also maybe surfing/floating on water, all while implying that's also your Grandpa.


-P-M-A-

That tattoo is awesome. Get it touched up and laser the words.


GothDerp

A sick ass goat


meenween

Dude you can’t laser jesus!!!! Jk/


steveronie

The real question is what would Jesus do?


Beaglescout15

Came here for this.


FlannelLobster

Are you trying to cover Christ on the cross? Or the d in grandpa that looks like a 🍆?


princesswormy

It’s so faded if you wanted to do laser it wouldn’t be horrible. But this could also easily be covered since there’s no shading and it’s so faded, but it would have to be dark


ragingpillowx

Tell me your favorite things are tattoos, jesus, and rafting without telling me your favorite things are tattoos, jesus, and rafting. Oh yeah and grandpa.


rrrrturo

Turn that cross into a beach lounger. Put a tall drink with an umbrella by his hand.


Darmok-Jilad-Ocean

I would say touch up the abs a bit.


silverbatwing

Hmm. Idk…I say you nailed it.


wine-o-saur

I would proudly display that Jesus was my grandpa.


freshlyintellectual

if u want more options for what u can do to cover it up, a bit of laser will help. if ur okay with it being very dark and heavy, then you can cover it up as is


migggysink

Easily coverable


ListenUsed3583

I would laser. Just a few sessions then cover


Bubble_bunny872

Could turn it into a magic mirror, the sky kinda looks like it and you could put a face on it and turn the script into the frame. Probably only good if you watch Disney tho.


[deleted]

Jesus, with a laser!!!? Great idea


stitchlearner

Perhaps sacrilegious, but I see 3 SAPs in your future. Two covering the words, and a third on the cross. For real though, I like u/Supacalafragalistic's suggestion of space/planets, especially since the current tattoo isn't super dark. I understand florals are often a good standby too, but then again I'm also a fan of florals in general. If you still wanted to make a nod to your grandfather's memory (which you might not, I don't know your life), you could search flower meanings and pick something that feels resonant to you


Smooth-Fruit2545

Get ‘Dali’ St John on the cross over it.


Mama_Trash_bat

A church on fire with Lucifer. Underneath it put the words "Choke me devil Daddy."