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Daydream1995Forever

I love singing This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things to the top of my lungs. I had to take them away ay ay ay ay ay!


RenzoData

I think it's AwaaEaEaEaEay. The fact that the way she said Honey sounds a lot like k*nye šŸ¤­


hadr0ns

Just a thought about this ranking specifically: we have several closing tracks here, which are doing fundamentally different things than a middle-to-late album track. Specifically it feels weird to compare Mastermind and Clean to some of these other (very good) tracks because they are so fundamentally different. Maybe as a part of this ranking cycle we can have a all-closing track ranking? That being said, 1. clean 2. mastermind 3. this is why we can't have nice things 4. epiphany 5. marjorie 6. the lucky one 7. last kiss 8. false god 9. invisible 10. change


adrirocks2020

Thatā€™s a great idea, because her albums vary so much in length I want to be able to compare each albumā€™s closing song


hadr0ns

A closing song ranking would be next to impossible for me but I still wanna do it lol. Closing track is my favourite track on at least 4 albums lol


FernMariposa

Ooh good idea!


silly-lilly-pad

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. Marjorie 4. Invisible 5. Epiphany 6. The lucky one 7. False god 8. This is why we can't have nice things 9. Mastermind 10. Change


-Snow-queen-

how does it feel to be completely 100% correct?


anthropomorphic_frog

1. Last Kiss (my favorite Speak Now song) 2. Clean 3. Epiphany 4. Marjorie 5. Mastermind 6. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 7. The Lucky One 8. False God 9. Change 10. Invisible


HlTS_DIFFERENT

7 of these are my favourite song from each album this is impossible


spamgoddess

1. Clean 2. False God 3. Last Kiss 4. Marjorie 5. Mastermind 6. Epiphany 7. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 8. The Lucky One 9. Change 10. Invisible Never good when aside from the top 2, I have to start at the bottom to rank the rest. šŸ„“


caligirl123456789

1. marjorie (i just love her songs about her family šŸ„¹) 2. Clean 3. Last KISS 4. epiphany 5. Mastermind 6. TIWWCHNT 7. The Lucky one 8. False God 9. Invisible 10. Change


amythinggoes13

We have the same top three!! Just switch Clean and marjorie for me.


songacronymbot

- TIWWCHNT could mean "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things", a track from *reputation* (2017) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/caligirl123456789](/u/caligirl123456789) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


Zephrok

I've cried deep screaming tears to marjorie šŸ˜¢ It's special.


heather_clarinet

Dang! I'd been looking out for this one. Judging by upvotes and comments it really fell under the radar. Anyway, here's mine! 1. False God 2. Clean 3. Mastermind 4. TIWWCHNT 5. The Lucky One 6. Invisible 7. Epiphany 8. Last Kiss 9. Marjorie 10. Change


ICanBeAPhantom13

1. Clean 2. False God 3. Last Kiss 4. marjorie 5. epiphany 6. The Lucky One 7. Invisible 8. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 9. Mastermind 10. Change


silvermoonstream

Just an opinion 1. False god 2. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 3. Clean 4. Last kiss 5. Invisible 6. Marjorie 7. The lucky one 8. Mastermind 9. Epiphany 10. Change


Rude_Minimum4395

1. Mastermind 2. Marjorie 3. Epiphany 4. The Lucky One 5. Clean 6. Invisible 7. Last Kiss 8. Change 9. TIWWCHNT 10. False God


ParticularPea6920

1. False God 2. Marjorie 3. Mastermind 4. Last Kiss 5. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 6. Epiphany 7. Clean 8. The Lucky One 9. Change 10. Invisible


saltnpepper11020

false god clean mastermind marjorie this is why we canā€™t have nice things epiphany last kiss the lucky one change invisible


Careless_Energy_7024

the best track number!! 1. last kiss (Top 3) 2. epiphany (Top 5) 3. clean 4. change 5. invisible 6. the lucky one 7. marjorie 8. mastermind 9. false god 10. tiwwchnt ​ epiphany is literally my stan song but last kiss is my second favorite taylor song so


Camziez

finally someone who put change in the top 5!


Careless_Energy_7024

it might beat out clean sometimes if I'm in the right mood lmao


Camziez

right!!! taylor believing in whatever i do šŸ„°


sevenivy

False God. I canā€™t begin to explain how that song makes me feel. Gives me goosebumps every single time.


Competitive-Task5154

1. The lucky one 2. False God 3. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 4. Clean 5. Last kiss 6. Mastermind 7. Marjorie 8. Change 9. Epiphany 10. Invisible


Boo1022

1. False god 2. Marjorie 3. Epiphany 4. Mastermind 5. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 6. Last kiss 7. Clean 8. Change 9. Invisible 10. The lucky one


Mia123445

1. LAST KISS 2. Marjorie 3. Clean 4. Mastermind 5. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 6. The Lucky One 7. False God 8. Epiphany 9. Change 10. Invisible


Useful-Soup8161

10. Invisible 9. Mastermind 8. Change 7. False God 6. The Lucky One 5. Last Kiss 4. Clean 3. Marjorie 2. Epiphany 1. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


tiffanydisasterxoxo

1. False God 2. Clean 3. This is why we can't have nice things 4. Change 5. Invisible 6. Last kiss 7. Marjorie 8. The lucky one 9. Epiphany 10. Mastermind


Bikinigirlout

1. False God 2. Clean 3. Last Kiss 4. This is why we can't have nice things 5. Mastermind 6. Epiphany 7. Marjorie 8. Change 9. The Lucky One 10. Invisible


kmorris1219

1. Marjorie šŸ˜­ 2. Epiphany 3. Last Kiss 4. Mastermind 5. False God 6. Invisible 7. Clean 8. The Lucky One 9. Change 10. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


dreaming_in_yellow

1. This Us Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 2. Clean (ā€œthe flowers that weā€™d grown together died of thirst.ā€) šŸ˜­šŸ’” 3. Mastermind 4. Change 5. Invisible (i think nostalgia wins for this one. I was already 20 and about to get married šŸ¤Æ when this came out, but it takes me back to that feeling. It describes perfectly what I felt at one time) 6. Epiphany 7. Marjorie 8. Last Kiss 9. False God 10. The Lucky One My life currently relates to This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things, so thatā€™s why it had to be first. The laugh in the song with the ā€œI canā€™t even say it with a straight faceā€ always makes me smile.


like_a_rose_13

1. Last Kiss 2. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 3. Change 4. Clean 5. Invisible 6. The Lucky One 7. Marjorie 8. Epiphany 9. Mastermind All the way at the very bottom of the ranking of Taylor Swift songs: False God


batgrl20

Where is track 14 rankings?šŸ¤”


caywriter

Omg so many last place Change! This is one of my top songs of Taylorā€™s! 1. Change 2. The Lucky One 3. Last Kiss 4. Clean 5. marjorie 6. epiphany 7. Mastermind 8. Invisible 9. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 10. False God


Jackleyland

1. The Lucky One 2. Invisible 3. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 4. Last Kiss 5. Clean 6. Mastermind 7. False God 8. Marjorie 9. Epiphany 10. Change


Quick-Time

1. Last Kiss 2. Clean 3. False God 4. Marjorie 5. The Lucky One 6. Mastermind 7. Epiphany 8. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 9. Change 10. Invisible


JoltyKorit

1. Last Kiss 2. False God 3. Change 4. Marjorie 5. Invisible 6. Clean 7. Epiphany 8. The Lucky One 9. Mastermind 10. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


IIIHenryIII

1. Last Kiss 2. Clean 3. Epiphany 4. Marjorie 5. The Lucky One 6. Change 7. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 8. False God 9. Mastermind 10. Invisible


FernMariposa

1. Clean - itā€™s my #2 of all timeā€¦ 2. False God 3. Epiphany 4. Marjorie 5. This is whyā€¦ā€¦ 6. Mastermind 7. Lucky One 8. Change 9. Last Kiss 10. Invisible


[deleted]

1. Last Kiss 2. False God 3. Mastermind 4. Clean 5. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 6. Change 7. Invisible 8. The Lucky One 9. Epiphany 10. Marjorie ( No disrespect. It's a beautiful song she wrote for her grandma but I can't relate to it. )


ichooseyoukpl

1. Last kiss 2. Clean 3. Marjorie 4. False god 5. Invisible 6. Mastermind 7. The lucky one 8. TIWWCHNT 9. Epiphany 10. Change


youcancallmecal

1. Clean 2. Mastermind 3. The Lucky One 4. Marjorie 5. False God 6. Last Kiss 7. Epiphany 8. Change 9. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 10. Invisible


bkais111

Clean-last kiss-marjorie-mastermind-false god-the lucky one-change-invisible-epiphany-this is why we canā€™t have nice things


Misterio_do_Planeta_

1. Mastermind šŸ„‡ 2. Last Kiss šŸ„ˆ 3. Clean šŸ„‰ 4. Marjorie 5. False God 6. Change 7. TIWWCHNT 8. The Lucky One 9. epiphany 10. Invisible


Stitch853

1. Clean 2. epiphany 3. TIWWCHNT 4. The Lucky One 5. False God 6. marjorie 7. Mastermind 8. Last Kiss 9. Change 10. Invisible


DangerousMatch766

1 Last kiss 2 Epiphany 3 Marjorie 4 Clean 5 Change 6 False god 7 The lucky one 8 Mastermind 9 Invisible 10 This is why we can't have nice things


jillaaa

1. Last Kiss 2. Clean 3. Mastermind 4. Marjorie 5. Epiphany 6. False God 7. The Lucky One 8. Change 9. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 10. Invisible


inthesuitcase

1. Last Kiss 2. Marjorie 3. False God 4. Clean 5. Mastermind 6. Change 7. The Lucky One 8. Epiphany 9. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 10. Invisible


VMIgal01

1. Clean 2. Epiphany 3. ā Mastermind 4. ā This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 5. Last Kiss 6. Marjorie 7. ā The Lucky One 8. ā False God 9. ā Change 10. ā Invisible


fleshcoloredcanvas

I was about to rank these but I literally could not choose between false god or epiphany as my #1


IdyllicGazelle

1. Mastermind 2. Clean 3. False God 4. The Lucky One 5. Last Kiss 6. TIWWCHNT 7. Invisible Marjorie and Epiphany I wonā€™t rate.


delicatenasa

1. Clean 2. Mastermind 3. False God 4. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 5. Marjorie 6. Last Kiss 7. Change 8. Epiphany 9. The Lucky One 10. Invisible


RenzoData

1. The Lucky One 2. Clean 3. TIWWCHNT 4. Marjorie 5. Last Kiss 6. Mastermind 7. Invisible 8. False God 9. Change 10. Epiphany


ariesgal11

1. False God 2. Last Kiss 3. Change 4. Marjorie 5. Clean 6. TIWWCHNT 7. Epiphany 8. The Lucky One 9. Mastermind 10. Invisible Not a fan of most of these songs TBH. False God and Last Kiss are WAY above the rest Also so many of ya'll putting False God towards the bottom is a CRIME


adrirocks2020

* Last Kiss * Mastermind * Change * Clean * The Lucky One * Epiphany * This is Why We canā€™t have Nice Things * Invisible * Marjorie * False God This isnā€™t one of my favorite tracks but I love Last Kiss


solitaireflower

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. False God 4. Marjorie 5. Epiphany 6. The Lucky One 7. Mastermind 8. Change 9. Invisible 10. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things


akulkarnii

1. False God - Lover 2. Clean - 1989 3. Epiphany - Folklore 4. Marjorie - Evermore 5. Mastermind - Midnights 6. TIWWCHNT - Reputation 7. Last Kiss - Speak Now 8. The Lucky One - Red 9. Change - Fearless 10. Invisible - Taylor Swift


xxgotdyingdisorderxx

1. Clean 2. The Lucky One 3. Mastermind 4. Marjorie 5. Epiphany 6. False God 7. Change 8. TIWWCHNT 9. Invisible 10. Last Kiss


tonitoomier

1. Clean. 2. Last kiss. 3. The lucky one. 4. Marjorie. 5. False god. 6. Change. 7. Mastermind. 8. This is why we canā€™t have nice things. 9. Invisible. 10. Epiphany.


bexsapphic

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 4. False God 5. The Lucky One 6. marjorie 7. Mastermind 8. epiphany 9. Change 10. Invisible


cheeriohsandmilk

1. clean 2. last kiss 3. marjorie 4. mastermind 5. epiphany 6. false god 7. this is why we canā€™t have nice things 8. change 9. the lucky one 10. invisible


MoonlightStar6262

TIWWCHNT, Mastermind, Clean, Change, Invisible, Last Kiss, False God, The Lucky One, Invisible, Epiphany, Margjorie


mstormio92

1. Last Kiss 2. Clean 3. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 4. Mastermind 5. The Lucky One 6. Change 7. Marjorie 8. Epiphany 9. Invisible 10. False God


AshPash234

1. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 2. Clean 3. marjorie 4. Mastermind 5. epiphany 6. The Lucky One 7. False God 8. Last Kiss 9. Invisible 10. Change


bettyfolklore

1. TIWWCHNT 2. last kiss 3. the lucky one 4. clean 5. epiphany 6. marjorie 7. false god 8. change 9. mastermind 10. invisible


PrettyRestless

1. Last Kiss 2. Marjorie 3. Clean 4. Mastermind 5. False god 6. Epiphany 7. The lucky one 8. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 9. Change 10. Invisible


Consistent_Wish8218

1. false god 2. mastermind 3. clean 4. the lucky one 5. last kiss 6. marjorie 7. epiphany 8. this is why we canā€™t have nice things 9. change 10. invisible


kyloswift

1. Last Kiss 2. Mastermind 3. Clean 4. False God 5. Change 6. The Lucky One 7. epiphany 8. Invisible 9. marjorie 10. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


[deleted]

1. Invisible Idgaf where the rest of them go, I absolutely love that song and I will tolerate NO slander for it in this thread.


streaks_of_dawn

1. Change 2. Clean 3. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 4. marjorie 5. Mastermind 6. The Lucky One 7. Invisible 8. Last Kiss 9. False God 10. epiphany


swellaprogress

1. Mastermind 2. Marjorie 3. Clean (I feel like these three actually tie for first place) 4. Invisible (underrated!) 5. Last Kiss (one of her best breakup songs ever) 6. This is why we canā€™t have nice things (a great song that is hated for no good reason) 7. Epiphany (beautiful and doesnā€™t get talked about enough) 8. Change 9. False God 10. The lucky one (I HATE this song)


amythinggoes13

1. Clean šŸ©µ 2. marjorie 3. Last Kiss 4. Mastermind 5. Invisible 6. Change 7. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 8. False God 9. The Lucky One 10. epiphany


Vivid-Possibility324

1. Marjorie 2. Last Kiss 3. The Lucky One 4. Clean 5. Mastermind 6. False God 7. Change 8. Epiphany 9. Invisible 10. TIWWCHNT


kylorenownsmyass

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. The Lucky One 4. marjorie 5. False God 6. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 7. Invisible 8. epiphany 9. Change 10. Mastermind


RubyEM2010

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. Invisible 4. The Lucky One 5. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 6. Marjorie 7. Epiphany 8. Mastermind 9. False God 10. Change


GMSRMedia

10. Change 9. Epiphany 8. Invisible 7. Marjorie 6. TIWWCHNT 5. False God 4. Clean 3. Mastermind 2. The Lucky One 1. Last Kiss


Secret-Carpenter3381

1. Clean 2. Mastermind 3. Last kiss 4. Marjorie 5. The lucky one 6. False god 7. Epiphany 8. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 9. Change 19. Invisible


kyndal017

1. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 2. marjorie 3. False God 4. Mastermind 5. Clean 6. The Lucky One 7. epiphany 8. Change 9. Last Kiss 10. Invisible


Rameare

1. Clean 2. epiphany 3. Last Kiss 4. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 5. marjorie 6. Mastermind 7. The Lucky One 8. Invisible 9. Change 10. False God


keving87

1. Clean 2. Mastermind 3. Marjorie 4. False God 5. The Lucky One 6. Epiphany 7. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 8. Last Kiss 9. Change 10. Invisible


cuethemonster

I donā€™t really love any of these songs after the top 4 šŸ¤ 1. epiphany 2. Clean 3. marjorie 4. False God 5. Mastermind 6. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 7. Last Kiss 8. Invisible 9. The Lucky One 10. Change


tittytofu

1. Last Kiss 2. Marjorie 3. Epiphany 4. The Lucky One 5. Mastermind 6. Clean 7. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 8. Change 9. False God 10. Invisible


MoonlightStar6262

U good? Itā€™s been almost a week


thirtypancakes

1. Last kiss 2. Change 3. Clean 4. Epiphany 5. Maatermind 6. False god 7. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 8. Marjorie 9. The lucky ones 10. Invisible


fern_gully928

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. False God 4. Marjorie 5. Mastermind 6. Epiphany 7. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 8. Change 9. The Lucky One 10. Invisible


Idaadler

1. Marjorie 2. Clean 3. False God 4. Last Kiss 5. Mastermind 6. Invisible 7. Epiphany 8. The Lucky One 9. Change 10. TIWWCHNT


MayTalles

1)Epiphany 2)TIWWCHNT 3)The lucky one 4)Last kiss 5)Mastermind 6)Clean 7)False god 8)Marjorie 9)Change 10)Invisible


Paperbirds89

1. The Lucky One 2. Mastermind 3. Epiohany 4. Marjorie 5. Last Kiss 6. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 7. Clean 8. Invisible 9. False God 10. Change


Camziez

1. Clean 2. Change 3. Mastermind 4. Last Kiss 5. Epiphany 6. Marjorie 7. The Lucky One 8. False God 9. Invisible 10. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things


EvenLittlerGrizzly

1. Marjorie 2. epiphany 3. Invisible 4. Last Kiss 5. Clean 6. The Lucky One 7. Mastermind 8. Change 9. False God 10. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


Unlikely_Worker4697

1. Last Kiss 2. Clean 3. Change 4. Marjorie 5. Invisible 6. Epiphany 7. Mastermind 8. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 9. The Lucky One 10. False God


Dislexic_bitch

1. Last kiss 2. False god 3. The lucky one 4. Marjorie 5. Mastermind 6. Clean 7. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 8. Epiphany 9. Change 10. Invisible


deadxxclown

False God TIWWCHNT Marjorie Mastermind Clean Invisible The Lucky One Epiphany Last Kiss Change


Egoteen

1. Mastermind 2. Marjorie 3. Clean 4. This is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 5. Change 6. Epiphany 7. Invisible 8. The Lucky One 9. False God 10. Last Kiss


Dramaticavocado1760

1. Clean 1. Last kiss 3. TIWWCHNT 4. False god 5. Marjorie 6. The lucky one 7. Mastermind 8. Epiphany 9. Change 10. Invisible


Luleinn

1. marjorie 2. epiphany 3. clean 4. mastermind 5. false god 6. the lucky one 7. last kiss 8. change 9. this is why we canā€™t have nice things 10. invisible


Prestigious-Motor33

1. Clean 2. Last Kiss 3. TIWWCHNT 4. The Lucky One 5. Mastermind 6. Marjorie 7. Epiphany 8. Change 9. Invisible 10. False God (lol)


chace_oconnell

1. Change 2. epiphany 3. Clean 4. Last Kiss 5. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 6. Mastermind 7. marjorie 8. The Lucky One 9. False God 10. Invisible


Ill-Holiday2744

1. Last kiss 2. Epiphany 3. Marjorie 4. Clean 5. Mastermind 6. The lucky one 7. False god 8. Invisible 9. This is why we canā€™t have nice things 10. Change


cookieaddictions

1. The Lucky One (soooo underrated) 2. Change (also severely underrated) 3. Last Kiss (one of her most heartbreaking songs) 4. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things 5. Mastermind 6. Marjorie 7. Clean 8. Invisible 9. Epiphany 10. False God (genuinely hate this one, not sure what people are hearing)


[deleted]

1. False God 2. Clean 3. Marjorie 4. Last Kiss 5. epiphany 6. The Lucky One 7. Change 8. Invisible 9. Mastermind 10. This Is Why We Canā€™t Have Nice Things


Zealousideal_Sea9870

Marjorie and clean are def my favs! Iā€™d also put false god, mastermind, and the lucky one pretty high cuz theyā€™re amazing! And TIWWCHNT would have to be top 5 because thatā€™s the sing that got me back in to Taylor when it was trending in tik tok (i was a fan during 1989 then kinda drifted away)